[HN Gopher] The cursed computer iceberg meme (2021)
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       The cursed computer iceberg meme (2021)
        
       Author : harporoeder
       Score  : 308 points
       Date   : 2022-08-26 21:24 UTC (1 days ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (suricrasia.online)
 (TXT) w3m dump (suricrasia.online)
        
       | xg15 wrote:
       | In some meta way, I like
       | 00000000000000000021e800c1e8df51b22c1588e5a624bea17e9faa34b2dc4a
       | because it's like a prototypical example of a clickbait article.
       | 
       | It strings you along for 20 paragraphs and 3 sections, constantly
       | repeating itself and never quite telling what the deal is with
       | that hash, before ending with "so actually this is just a weird
       | coincidence and a complete non-story"...
        
         | noduerme wrote:
         | I clicked that one too, and I'm pretty glad it never loaded for
         | me.
        
       | gorgoiler wrote:
       | This is brilliant and a welcome repost.
       | 
       | As a developer with superannuated eyes and a penchant for side-
       | by-side diffs, I am disappointed to see that the supplemental
       | deep abyss contains "80 columns". Damn kids with their memes and
       | 5pt fonts _shakes fist_!
        
         | danielheath wrote:
         | Linking 80 columns to the size of foolscap paper several
         | centuries ago is pretty arcane whether you like narrow lines or
         | not.
        
           | gorgoiler wrote:
           | My bad -- I assumed the "80 columns" was listed in the guise
           | of a complaint about narrow wrapping in the age of 40"
           | widescreen displays.
        
       | MauranKilom wrote:
       | Here's a similar one for the C preprocessor:
       | https://jadlevesque.github.io/PPMP-Iceberg/ (previously discussed
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32094693).
       | 
       | Pretty cursed stuff down there.
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       |  _The Cursed Computer Iceberg Meme_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26766722 - April 2021 (60
       | comments)
        
       | _osorin_ wrote:
       | https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161...
       | 
       | My wife has complained that open office will never print on
       | Tuesdays!?!
       | 
       | Made my day.
        
         | bombcar wrote:
         | I love bug descriptions that leave you saying "whaaaa"
         | 
         | Pasting an image from the clipboard on Firefox while the
         | browser language is set to German causes the filename not to
         | get a timestamp
         | 
         | https://jira.atlassian.com/browse/CONFSERVER-79517
        
         | noduerme wrote:
         | Maintaining code written as far back as 2006, especially in
         | PHP, I went from a phase where I thought users who complained
         | about things like this had to be batshit crazy/stupid to where
         | I started putting the really ludicrous user issues like this
         | one at the top of my list. Users suck at giving repeatable
         | steps to reproduce bugs. To my shame it probably took me about
         | 10 years before I was able to detect the subtle differences
         | between their universally illiterate emails that would indicate
         | whether they'd actually tested something or not; they aren't
         | great at explaining how or when they tested it if they even
         | did. But I've learned the hard way that when they reference
         | something as specific as "Tuesday", it's probably an actual
         | error.
        
       | wyager wrote:
       | This website is incredibly good. Reminds me of qntm.
       | https://suricrasia.online/unfiction/CSC218-Software-Precogna...
        
       | skunkworker wrote:
       | The fictional article
       | https://suricrasia.online/unfiction/basilisk/ is one the best
       | written computer science/cryptography SCP like articles I've ever
       | read.
       | 
       | What I loved is that:
       | 
       | $ echo -en 'basilisk:0000000000:ds26ovbJzDwkVWia1tINLJZ2WXEHBvItM
       | ZRxHmYhlQd0spuvPXb6cYFJorDKkqlA' | openssl dgst -sha256 -binary |
       | openssl dgst -sha256 (stdin)=
       | 0000000000000000000000161b9f84a187cc21b172bf68b3cb3b78684d8e9f17
       | 
       | actually works, but is a little sneaky. See
       | https://www.metafilter.com/190463/so-who-is-there-left-to-tr...
       | 
       | Edit2: https://github.com/blackle/Basilisk-Hunter How the
       | examples were generated.
        
         | moffkalast wrote:
         | What is interesting is what the top comment in the previous
         | thread points out, both the collection and the iceberg are part
         | of the same domain. The text for it is the only one that's
         | italic and stands out a bit but not too much. It's like the
         | whole thing is made just to sell that one.
         | 
         | And I gotta say congrats to them, I completely fell for it.
        
           | SeanAnderson wrote:
           | There are other italicized entries. For example, OpenOffice
           | does not print on Tuesdays and Falsehoods programmers believe
           | about time.
           | 
           | It may still be a clever ad, but doesn't seem necessarily
           | related to their font choices.
        
             | fossuser wrote:
             | Lots of great stuff - not sure if it's on there, but I like
             | the story about a user complaining they couldn't send an
             | email farther than 150 miles.
             | 
             | Turned out to be related to some sort of timeout (and 150
             | miles being around the time it would take for the timeout
             | to fail).
             | 
             | I liked it because the user reporting it was debugging in
             | an interesting way a non-technical person might, but it
             | initially weirded out the technical person when they first
             | tested it and saw the 150mi thing appeared to be true
             | (before deducing why).
             | 
             | The story of Mel is also on there and a great (true one).
             | Speed up loops was another fun DailyWTF one and I also
             | liked the one about the cool cam (that saved some flight
             | video game that was way behind schedule).
             | 
             | The old programmer lore stories are great.
        
               | opan wrote:
               | It's in there, the 500 mile email.
        
               | fossuser wrote:
               | Ah 500mi - I misremembered, thanks
        
         | woojoo666 wrote:
         | There was another story on the same site [1] that involves
         | thermodynamics and signal processing. I don't think I've seen
         | such technical sci-fi before. Anybody else have more examples
         | to share?
         | 
         | [1]: https://suricrasia.online/unfiction/CSC218-Software-
         | Precogna...
        
           | revolvingocelot wrote:
           | Not quite to the same level of technical complexity, but this
           | short story about the horrors of mind upload is formatted
           | like a future-Wikipedia article [0]. qntm, its author, is a
           | great source of... outsider art science fiction? His written
           | work feels similar to the movie Primer, which was created by
           | engineers without much formal training in filmmaking; namely,
           | it's impressive and imaginative and well-polished, but
           | obviously without the mien and certain stylistic elements of
           | those who learned the "rules" of the medium by rote rather
           | than derivation and imitation.
           | 
           | [0] https://qntm.org/mmacevedo
        
           | jonathanyc wrote:
           | Greg Egan is an extreme example of math in hard sci-fi.
           | https://www.gregegan.net/ORTHOGONAL/ORTHOGONAL.html
           | 
           | 72 Letters by Ted Chiang is a great short story with a well-
           | developed premise. Maybe not people's typical idea of hard
           | sci-fi, but as a fan of the genre I really enjoyed it. One of
           | his stories became the movie Arrival.
           | 
           | Peter Watts is another author whose work I really enjoy. The
           | slideshow you linked reminds me of a fictional presentation
           | he used to have on his website on vampire biology. Can't find
           | it though.
        
         | CGamesPlay wrote:
         | For the uninformed, what's sneaky about it?
        
           | woojoo666 wrote:
           | From the comments in the linked thread:
           | 
           | > They doctored their hashes. See, the hashes of the story's
           | example strings do match the hashes given in the story in
           | their first many non-zero characters, and they do match the
           | last ten or so characters. Someone like me who bothers to
           | check that they're legit -- and who like me is used to not
           | checking every character of a hash -- will be fooled. But the
           | real hashes have extra characters in between those start and
           | end chunks, and crucially the real hashes also start with
           | many fewer zeros. The real hashes are the same as the story
           | hashes but with extra characters added, balanced out with
           | fewer zeros to start. The hashes in the story start with 22
           | zeros. The actual hashes that the example strings produce
           | start with 11 zeros. That means that, effectively, the real
           | hashes have a massively easier difficulty level. An
           | achievable-in-reality difficulty level
        
         | 6177c40f wrote:
         | Thanks for linking this, I love this kind of "computer science
         | fiction" stuff
        
           | Apocryphon wrote:
           | It's the stuff the _Laundry_ series by Charles Stross used to
           | be, but then it really focused on the espionage and then just
           | general paranormal parody riffing.
        
       | MonkeyMalarky wrote:
       | I love the breadth that Reflections on Trusting Trust, Therac-25,
       | and The Bitter Lesson are! But there's a lot of "X is Turing
       | complete" and "Y is a fork/zip/parsing infinite expansion bomb"
       | though.
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | nomel wrote:
       | It took me until the bottom of the iceberg to realize that each
       | is a link you can click.
        
         | aymar_99 wrote:
         | It took me reading this comment to realize.thanks
        
       | ceedan wrote:
       | Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation needs to be on there... and maybe
       | even just "thumb drive in the parking lot"
        
       | noduerme wrote:
       | >> font hinting is Turing complete
       | 
       | TIL. But, from the Wikipedia article:
       | 
       |  _> > Although incapable of receiving input and producing output
       | as normally understood in programming_
       | 
       | Great. So this is why this hasn't been the subject of 0-day hacks
       | since like 1988.
       | 
       | Also, about that Orson Wells thing (from the linked paper):
       | 
       |  _> >In 1938, Orson Welles and his Mercury Theatre on the Air
       | performed an infamous broadcast of War of the Worlds [12]. The
       | broadcast begins with a brief theatri- cal introduction, followed
       | by simulated news broadcasts describing an alien invasion of New
       | Jersey that run for thirty-eight minutes before the first and
       | only intermis- sion, after which the story shifts to the past
       | tense and a fictional tone. Prior to the intermission, there is
       | not one commercial, not one word out of character, and not one
       | scene in the past tense to clue the listener in on the fictional
       | nature of the broadcast. While Welles surely was not concerned
       | with attacking digital radios in 1938, his broadcast does follow
       | the gen- eral pattern of the attacks in this paper. His PIP in
       | this case is the thirty-eight minute panicked broadcast, while
       | the introduction could be considered an outer header. Listeners
       | who miss the introduction might believe the first act to be
       | factual, just as a digital radio which misses a preamble might
       | interpret the PIP to be a legitimate and full packet._
       | 
       | So basically, because every packet protocol has headers and
       | headers can be spoofed, and War of the Worlds was essentially a
       | header spoof, let's call this the Orson Wells attack?
       | 
       | Maybe instead of the Big Scary Iceberg website, we can call it
       | the Leonardo DiCaprio list of bad shit that could happen to you a
       | boat?
        
         | kortex wrote:
         | Is this phenomenon related to why websockets use masking? I
         | believe it's something to do with shitty proxies being
         | vulnerable to being cache-poisoned when an attacker sends data
         | down the websocket (packet in packet) which looks like HTTP
         | traffic.
        
       | thriftwy wrote:
       | I would expect to see https://yosefk.com/c++fqa/ there.
        
         | karmakurtisaani wrote:
         | Another nice entry would be the fact that cosmic rays can flip
         | hardware bits with sometimes drastic consequences.
         | Unfortunately I don't have a good source link, but veritasium
         | has a video on YouTube about it.
        
       | H8crilA wrote:
       | I had a major WTF moment when I read about the basilisk
       | collection, only to find out that the file doesn't actually exist
       | and the article is a fiction story, SCP like. Lol. Now I kind of
       | wish it did exist.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | EamonnMR wrote:
       | Great little compilation of computer lore. Sort of like a Jargon
       | file for the meme generations.
        
       | xorcist wrote:
       | The page is great, even disregarding the fictional stuff.
       | 
       | I would have expected to find Cicada 3301 in there. That one
       | still bugs one.
        
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