[HN Gopher] Google Timer is back
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       Google Timer is back
        
       Author : meken
       Score  : 128 points
       Date   : 2022-08-22 19:17 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
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       | sixhobbits wrote:
       | I don't see it on mobile (Firefox Android) but do if I hit
       | request desktop site, in case anyone is confused
        
         | cma wrote:
         | Google cripples the site on firefox android. There is an
         | extension called Google search fixer that adjusts the user
         | agent to mobile chrome on Google searches make it not do that.
        
       | purpleblue wrote:
       | My kid used this all the time because I would give him timelimits
       | on his Minecraft time. When it disappeared, he was in complete
       | disarray but started to rely on Siri. I think he'll be happy to
       | see it back up and running!
        
       | ProAm wrote:
       | Anyone placing bets on how long it lasts? Standard 18-24 months?
        
         | jacquesm wrote:
         | You can set a timer to remind you.
        
           | ProAm wrote:
           | :D haha which message service will they send the reminder to?
        
             | s0rce wrote:
             | RSS to google reader
        
               | comboy wrote:
               | too soon
        
       | kylehotchkiss wrote:
       | Enjoy it before it goes back to the graveyard!
        
       | yonrg wrote:
       | Wow! So there is somewhere the killedbygoogle homepage. Do we
       | also have a reincarnatedbygoogle site?
        
       | tonetheman wrote:
       | who even knew they had a timer...
       | 
       | Imagine being the person/team who worked on this knowing that
       | most of the web will never see your work.
        
       | jmkni wrote:
        
       | llaolleh wrote:
       | Probably put it back so someone can put it on their promotion
       | packet.
       | 
       | El low hanging fruit.
        
       | silicon2401 wrote:
       | When it stopped working for me I just started using duckduckgo's
       | timer
        
       | meken wrote:
       | Response to this thread
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32295674
        
       | johnasmith wrote:
       | Looks like this was an actual bug, not deliberately removing a
       | feature:
       | 
       | https://twitter.com/dannysullivan/status/1560010093294489602
       | 
       | https://support.google.com/websearch/thread//152736727
        
       | franze wrote:
       | and .... it's buggy
       | 
       | try https://www.google.com/search?q=timer+724+years
       | 
       | click on start, looses most of the time
        
         | TrainedMonkey wrote:
         | Some kind of overflow, it resets timer to 40 hours. Same thing
         | happens with 1 year, except timer is reset to 60 hours. Another
         | interesting observation is that "timer 723 years" did not bring
         | timer up, but "timer 722 years" did.
         | 
         | Update: "timer 100 hours" works, but "timer 101 hours" does
         | not. That is 100 hours is 144,000 seconds, does not seem to be
         | anything special about this number.
        
           | jefftk wrote:
           | Sometimes it drops to 40hr, other times to 100hr. Haven't
           | been able to figure out what the pattern is.
        
             | buildbot wrote:
             | 725 years causes it to glitch twice
        
           | buildbot wrote:
           | I got it to reset twice in row by using 725 years, reset to
           | 63 then 99!
        
           | bhaney wrote:
           | It can just only handle two digits in the hours place after
           | the first tick. Any other digits get removed. 1 year becomes
           | 60 hours because it turns 1 year into 8760 hours, then
           | removes the "87" and leaves the "60"
           | 
           | Edit: this seems like it's just a display bug and the
           | original time is still preserved. If you search "timer 100
           | year 1 second" then it formats to "876000h 00m 01s", then the
           | next tick shows "0s", then the next tick shows "99h 59m 59s"
           | 
           | > Another interesting observation is that "timer 723 years"
           | did not bring timer up
           | 
           | That is weird. Even weirder that "timer 723 year" (singular)
           | does seem to work.
        
         | bmitc wrote:
         | Is it really buggy? Is it a feature that you need a timer of
         | 724 years ... in a web browser?
        
           | margalabargala wrote:
           | An obvious bug is an obvious bug, even if typical users don't
           | often hit the bug.
           | 
           | I can absolutely think of a reasons why someone would use
           | this. For example, a DM in a role playing game might pull up
           | a very long timer as a prop to show their players.
           | 
           | I agree that "the number of times you want a 724 year timer
           | to count to zero" is negligibly small, but that is a minor
           | subset of "the number of times you want to show a 724 year
           | timer counting towards zero"
        
           | scoopertrooper wrote:
           | OP took things a little far, you can make it glitch at the 5
           | day mark.
           | 
           | You may ask why I'd need a timer in my web browser for 5
           | days, and you be right to do so.
        
             | bmitc wrote:
             | Haha. I'm not even for sure why I need a timer in the web
             | browser at all.
             | 
             | However, I will concede it is indeed rather buggy. A Google
             | search of "timer 3 minutes" does nothing for me, as it just
             | performs a normal search with no timer widget. A search of
             | "timer 2 minutes" or "timer 4 minutes" works fine.
        
               | cmelbye wrote:
               | I've noticed that the language parsing of these
               | knowledge/assistant queries is a bit strange sometimes. A
               | more subjective example is "10 lakh in USD". This isn't a
               | perfectly formed query -- lakh is not a currency but a
               | unit in the Indian numbering system. However, I think
               | most humans would assume that I'm talking about
               | converting Indian rupees and this is reflected in the
               | organic search results. Google understands that I'm
               | trying to convert currency but for some reason decides
               | that I meant "10 lakh Euro in USD".
        
         | phailhaus wrote:
         | #wontfix
        
         | aeyes wrote:
         | And the title of the page shows something else and doesn't
         | update.
        
         | theophrastus wrote:
         | ..and curiously, with the little speaker icon 'on', it produces
         | no audio alarm for me, (firefox 103.0.2). Whereas this[1] one
         | produces a quite notable sound.
         | 
         | [1] https://www.online-stopwatch.com/countdown-timer/
        
           | willio58 wrote:
           | These days browsers make sure there's user interaction before
           | audio plays. The other website you linked requires a click to
           | start the timer, therefore meeting that requirement. If
           | Google made this timer muted by default, and you had to click
           | unmute, it would likely work.
           | 
           | Ran into a related bug on a site I was working on the other
           | day and had to learn this browser quirk the hard way.
        
           | martin_a wrote:
           | I wouldn't be surprised if this was a "Chrome only" feature.
           | In 2022 everything can happen.
        
         | zatkin wrote:
         | When would you ever need a timer for 724 years?
        
           | efsavage wrote:
           | 724 Test Engineers walk into a bar...
        
           | benbristow wrote:
           | When you're waiting for the answer to life, the universe and
           | everything
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | paxys wrote:
           | A bug is a bug. "Why would anyone ever do XYZ" is a separate
           | discussion. And if you write software for a living you know
           | that there is _always_ that one user who will do exactly XYZ.
        
             | bbertelsen wrote:
             | Hyrum's law. How meta.
        
             | kuboble wrote:
             | Nope. Undefined behavior on obviously incorrect input isn't
             | a bug in my world. ( might be in other circumstances )
        
               | nomel wrote:
               | It's not incorrect input. It's incorrect handling of
               | accepted input.
        
               | taftster wrote:
               | You must be a C programmer.
        
               | insightcheck wrote:
               | Haha. I was thinking along similar lines as kuboble, but
               | then I'm someone in the process of trying to learn C.
               | 
               | I agree, upon further thought, that at least an error
               | message would be better for the user (e.g. "Maximum timer
               | duration exceeded").
        
               | dogecoinbase wrote:
               | "Undefined behavior consists of exactly one proposition,
               | to wit: There must be compiler engineers whom the
               | language standard protects but does not bind, alongside
               | developers whom the language standard binds but does not
               | protect." (source:
               | https://twitter.com/jckarter/status/1558181259314167808 )
        
               | JohnFen wrote:
               | Undefined behavior on obviously incorrect input is always
               | a bug. Incorrect input should give you an error.
        
               | diarrhea wrote:
               | I mean, the query is "timer $period". It's correct in its
               | syntax, a period's a period. It's not asking for "timer
               | TIMMY; DROP TABLES". _That's_ incorrect input.
        
             | sverhagen wrote:
             | Sure, a bug is a bug, but the original remark was that the
             | software was "buggy". I read "buggy" as riddled with pretty
             | obvious bugs. If we're calling software "buggy" for having
             | any bugs, then, I guess, nearly all software is "buggy"
             | (and the word looses its usefulness).
        
               | Jtsummers wrote:
               | Anything over 100 hours gets recalculated modulo 100, so
               | 101 hours becomes 1 hour. But then the page title, which
               | is meant to show the current countdown in the tab
               | display, gets updated to show the full time, but weirdly
               | formatted. So at least two bugs.
               | 
               | Try "timer 101 hours". The page title will (very quickly)
               | show "10:05:9x" where x is the 10s digit of the seconds.
               | While the page itself claims it's a one hour timer (59
               | minutes and some seconds). So the actual time is in there
               | somewhere, just showing up wrong in both places.
               | 
               | It also doesn't seem to let me enter 30 minutes as a
               | timer, but most other minutes times work. So, yes, it's
               | buggy.
               | 
               | EDIT: It's not actually modulo 100 hours, I should note.
               | The display is showing it that way, but since it has the
               | real time stored internally it still counts down. If it
               | were actually modulo 100 hours then it would zero out a
               | 100 hour (or 200 or 300...) countdown immediately,
               | instead these wrap to 99 hours, 59 minutes, and 59
               | seconds on the first tick.
               | 
               | EDIT: For grins I'd started a 101 hour timer a bit over
               | an hour ago before stepping away from the computer.
               | Despite the display silliness, it actually will run for
               | 101 hours. After the first hour the displayed time rolls
               | back to 99:59:59 and the page title updates correctly. I
               | also noticed that there's a progress bar below the timer,
               | it correctly shows the progress within the 101 hour timer
               | the whole time.
        
               | sverhagen wrote:
               | Those sound like reasonable bugs, the original that we
               | were responding to (724 years), less so.
        
         | intrestingstuff wrote:
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Recent and related:
       | 
       |  _Google Timer is gone_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32295674 - July 2022 (323
       | comments)
       | 
       | Less recent but related:
       | 
       |  _Google Timer_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8436869 -
       | Oct 2014 (34 comments)
       | 
       |  _Google timer_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6429564 -
       | Sept 2013 (154 comments)
       | 
       |  _Now set timer on Google.com_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6155243 - Aug 2013 (11
       | comments)
        
       | TheMaskedCoder wrote:
       | How are people supposed to use features like this if they get
       | dropped and re-added from time to time? If I want a convenient
       | timer, googling "set 5 minute timer" has no advantage if I don't
       | know whether it will work or not. Inconsistency is an enemy of
       | convenience.
        
         | meibo wrote:
         | Your software never has bugs? We definitely had to turn
         | something off before because something didn't line up/someone
         | messed up planning during a bigger tech transition. This stuff
         | happens in big orgs ran by humans, I'm happy that it's back and
         | it's a lot better than the first result in any case.
        
           | hotpotamus wrote:
           | I know that software is fiendishly difficult, but if you
           | think a parent is ever going to put their child in a software
           | driven car, then the industry had probably better get a bit
           | more serious.
        
             | odensc wrote:
             | Parents put their children in software driven planes every
             | day.
        
             | wutbrodo wrote:
             | This doesn't make any sense. "Software" isn't produced by a
             | single company with a single set of engineering practices
             | and trade-offs. Safety-critical software has been around
             | for decades and decades, and it's not developed and tested
             | using the same practices as a minuscule D-list feature of a
             | web service.
        
               | hotpotamus wrote:
               | A lesson that Boeing apparently needed a refresher on.
        
             | spoonjim wrote:
             | I already put my kids in a software driven car every day.
             | It has automatic cruise control, automatic lane keeping,
             | and automatic emergency braking. I don't trust Tesla's
             | Autopilot yet but as soon as there is a self-driving car
             | which I believe is safer than a car driven by me, I will
             | switch to that.
        
         | behnamoh wrote:
         | Why wouldn't I be surprised to see it gone later on? Kudos to
         | Google for reshaping their brand image this way, they made my
         | switch to alternatives much easier.
        
         | naillo wrote:
         | On the other hand I doubt many more people noticed that it went
         | away than ppl on HN who saw the previous thread. So now they've
         | all been re-informed and know they can rely on it again.
        
         | capableweb wrote:
         | I agree with you in general but not in this particular case.
         | Best case scenario: you get a five minute timer running right
         | away. Worst case scenario: you click the first link and get a
         | five minute timer right away
        
         | shmoe wrote:
         | Still bitter about reader over here, friend.
        
         | dpedu wrote:
         | Is it inconsistent? Even if it isn't google's timer, you still
         | get results for timers provided by other websites, if you
         | google search for "set 5 minute timer".
        
       | jacquesm wrote:
       | Holding out for Reader ;)
        
         | rexf wrote:
         | It will only come back if the universe runs in a loop.
        
       | zestyping wrote:
       | For timing a meeting, try http://timeit.lol/ -- it shows you an
       | estimate of when your meeting will end, which will creep forward
       | if you exceed the time allotted for the current agenda item. It
       | was designed for standups, where each person gets 5 minutes to
       | speak, but you can also add agenda items of varying length.
       | 
       | You can also use it in count-up mode (http://timeit.lol/?0) to
       | count how much time each person has spoken.
        
         | gregmac wrote:
         | Another good way to time certain meetings is using dollars:
         | https://www.mcgurrin.info/mcc/meetingclock.htm
        
       | ZainRiz wrote:
       | OP's link also shows how long until Google Timer is killed again
        
       | lopatin wrote:
       | Here's a timer for when they'll shut it down again
       | 
       | https://www.google.com/search?q=timer+2+weeks
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | underyx wrote:
       | Googling "mortgage rates" also stopped showing the interactive
       | widget when the timer first disappeared. And now that widget is
       | also back.
        
         | sjs7007 wrote:
         | Find my phone widget is also gone. Need to click through into
         | the website now which for a person who constantly misplaces
         | their phone is annoying.
        
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