[HN Gopher] The "spreadsheet mentality" sucks, and kills the eff...
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       The "spreadsheet mentality" sucks, and kills the efficacy of jobs
        
       Author : hunglee2
       Score  : 200 points
       Date   : 2022-07-21 09:50 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | moepstar wrote:
       | The article has a point, of course...
       | 
       | Before clicking on the link, i thought it'd be about "putting
       | everything into an Excel spreadsheet" mentality, no matter how
       | insane, redundant and inefficient is..
       | 
       | Ugh, how i hate receiving screenshots in
       | Excel/Word/whathaveyou... and don't even get me started on stale
       | information in multi-megabyte Excel files on some corporate
       | network share...
        
       | pjdkoch wrote:
       | ITT: how poor incentive design and Taylorism can team up to wreck
       | any organization. :P
        
       | andyjohnson0 wrote:
       | Related: the "McNamara Fallacy" [1] discussed on HN with 200+
       | comments [2]
       | 
       | [1] http://mcnamarafallacy.com/
       | 
       | [2] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30166488
        
       | throwaway787544 wrote:
       | _" If you can't measure it, you can't manage it"_ is a quote by
       | W. E. Deming. But Deming was fully aware that there are things
       | you can't measure and must manage. He also emphasized that data
       | could be used to mislead and that you must... well, use your
       | brain. Deming thought of _data_ as merely something to be
       | collected in order to decide on an action, but before you can
       | decide, you predict. I think this  "predictive" potential is a
       | good mental model; just as predicting the future is foolish, you
       | can also reliably predict that the Earth will go around the Sun
       | tomorrow.
       | 
       | Deming was (among many things) a professor of statistics, and
       | knew that statistics can lie. Much of his work emphasizes the
       | need for analytical skills and critical thinking. An example is
       | PDSA (not PDCA), which requires study and evaluation of an action
       | and theory in order to learn from it.
       | https://deming.org/explore/pdsa/
        
         | mrerrormessage wrote:
         | Came here to reference Deming myself. One thing I've noticed in
         | Deming's work (especially 14 points, sicknesses) is that by
         | contextualizing and properly understanding the use of
         | statistics he humanizes people in an organization. We must look
         | at metrics/statistics correctly, in a way that humanizes and
         | enriches people, not in a way that turns them into numbers in a
         | spreadsheet.
        
         | snidane wrote:
         | Except that according to the same website he stated the
         | opposite of that quote.
         | 
         | > It is wrong to suppose that if you can't measure it, you
         | can't manage it - a costly myth."
         | 
         | - W. Edwards Deming, The New Economics.
         | 
         | https://deming.org/myth-if-you-cant-measure-it-you-cant-mana...
        
           | throwaway787544 wrote:
           | The author seems to have come across the paraphrased version
           | of the quote and I'm explaining what it's missing. I don't
           | care if Deming or someone else said it first or if Deming was
           | referencing it.
        
       | solatic wrote:
       | > HR cannot be the only shepherds of "the people track," or else
       | it will just get ignored.
       | 
       | Herein lies the fundamental crux. The CISO cannot be the only
       | shepherd of security, or else security will just get ignored. QA,
       | Product, UX, Finance, Legal, cannot be the only shepherds of
       | their domains, or else they will just get ignored.
       | 
       | The fact is that _you will not find perfect candidates_ , where
       | "perfect" means "well-versed in every corporate sub-field."
       | That's not reasonable. What you _can_ do is hire people with the
       | humility to a) understand what they are not good at, b) actively
       | invite the participation of those who are good at it, c) value,
       | utilize, and celebrate their contributions. That 's not an HR
       | skill, that's a soft skill.
        
       | unixhero wrote:
       | I for one love spreadsheets. Everything is a spreadsheet
       | Everything is a list.
       | 
       | My life is so much better when structured. And clearly so are all
       | my professional endavours.
        
       | Tomte wrote:
       | I think the author should read Hubbard's How to Measure Anything.
       | It's about measuring things usually deemed "intangible" and thus
       | "unmeasurable".
       | 
       | Not a panacea, but I think he would either weaken his claim or
       | strengthen his argumentation after reading it.
        
       | atoav wrote:
       | I am a very organized individual - as a freelancer I have to be.
       | But I have yet to meet any organization where I don't feel they
       | are an unorganized mess. Naturally communications get more
       | complicated when there are more people, sure. But I also worked
       | on film sets where teams of people who got to know each other _a
       | week ago_ work with military discipline towards a common goal,
       | with a clear team structure and efficient communications. So:
       | individuals can be well organized. Small teams can be well
       | organized. But what about bigger structures?
       | 
       | I think in bigger organizations organization increasingly becomes
       | an issue of aligning the incentives of all people involved. If
       | you are the spreadsheet person in such a corporation and your
       | higher ups have you incentiviced to cover your ass and follow a
       | fixed and unchanging bureaucratic process, you will not _want_ to
       | adjust to changing requirements. If the make up artist on a film
       | set treated what should be a short brush up between two pictures
       | the same as this, the whole production would grind to a halt,
       | because everybody waits for the make up artist. The issue with
       | the spreadsheet person is that their higher ups typically _also_
       | care more about the numbers than the actual thing /project being
       | done.
       | 
       | If getting the numbers, reports, sheets whatever becomes more
       | important than doing the actual thing in a good way, your
       | organization is in trouble. That does not mean those numbers,
       | reports, sheets are not important. But they serve a _function_
       | for the project, they are not _the goal_ of the project. If they
       | are thegoal of the project, you are doing it wrong.
        
         | ghaff wrote:
         | >But I also worked on film sets where teams of people who got
         | to know each other a week ago work with military discipline
         | towards a common goal, with a clear team structure and
         | efficient communications.
         | 
         | Of course, there's no shortage of horror stories about film
         | shoots.
         | 
         | But, in general, you've got well defined responsibilities.
         | There's been a huge amount of planning before people get
         | together to shoot. It's very time bounded. It is very military
         | in a lot of ways and quite different from how a company
         | operates in general.
        
         | Aeolun wrote:
         | This sounds very similar to the thing where people start caring
         | more about the organisation than the goals of the organisation,
         | and inevitably end up in power without caring one whit about
         | those goals.
        
           | Loughla wrote:
           | Does that thing have a name? I am speaking to a group of
           | executives at a local institution about this specifically at
           | their organization next week, and can't come up with a snappy
           | name for that.
        
           | TheOtherHobbes wrote:
           | The clue is right there - they don't care about the org, they
           | care about their own personal power and status within the
           | org. Not least because that often translates directly to
           | earnings.
           | 
           | But also not exclusively. Because for some people the point
           | of work isn't to do a good job, it's to be superior to
           | others.
           | 
           | I'm increasingly convinced bureaucracy is a power flex.
           | Making it difficult/impossible for some people to do their
           | jobs is a way of keeping them in their place. They're not a
           | threat while they're tied up in frustration.
           | 
           | But it's also a way of confirming the status of those who
           | removed their personal agency.
           | 
           | It's similar to cost structures. It would be insane to
           | consider the engine room of a military vessel as a cost
           | centre, because it literally makes it possible for the vessel
           | to do its job.
           | 
           | But ops are considered a cost centre because "ops doesn't
           | generate a profit."
           | 
           | Of course it generates it profit. In fact it generates most
           | of the profit. Remove ops and most of the profit disappears.
           | 
           | But it also usually has low political status. Getting
           | labelled a "cost centre" is a way to force the rest of the
           | power structure to think of it like that.
        
             | vkou wrote:
             | > I'm increasingly convinced bureaucracy is a power flex.
             | Making it difficult/impossible for some people to do their
             | jobs is a way of keeping them in their place. They're not a
             | threat while they're tied up in frustration.
             | 
             | There's a few sociopaths who create some fraction of
             | bureaucracy with that purpose, but it doesn't sufficiently
             | explain the sheer volumes of it.
             | 
             | The more plausible explanation, to me, is that people
             | create bureaucracy for two reasons:
             | 
             | 1. To protect the firm from bad outcomes. Someone, at some
             | point, screwed up, and burnt the firm, or allowed an
             | external third party to burn the firm, and bureaucracy
             | developed as institutional scar tissue to protect against
             | this happening again.
             | 
             | 2. To protect their jobs. If they aren't involved in
             | something important, there's no reason for the firm to
             | employ them. If they can wedge themselves into a business-
             | critical workflow, they can increase their importance to
             | the firm, without actually having to do anything useful.
        
       | jll29 wrote:
       | The "spreadsheet mentality" is ignorant of the reality and values
       | of intangibles.
       | 
       | The prime example is bringing the global team together once per
       | year for team meetings and partying together. Such an initiative
       | is priceless, as everyone knows who has ever witnessed one such
       | event. People still talk about such events a decade later, but
       | the accountants see them as waste and cut them.
       | 
       | In fact, giving accountants and lawyers too much power in an
       | organization compared to engineers is one of the major mistakes
       | that leads to the "spreadsheet mentality": as they are non-
       | technical, and many general managers might be, too, organizations
       | tend to not trust their own judgment, so they start bringing in
       | external consultants. Guess what, cutting spending that leads to
       | intangible benefits is the first thing they do, calling it "low
       | hanging fruit" of the "transformation".
        
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       | bambax wrote:
       | > _The Spreadsheet Mentality comes from the age-old executive
       | wisdom of "Only what's measured is what matters." As a result of
       | that wisdom, the underlying assumption becomes: "If it can be
       | tracked, it's important. If it can't be tracked, it's less
       | important."_
       | 
       | A better formulation, that more accurately describes what
       | happens, is: _if you can 't track what's important, you think
       | that what you can track is important._ This leads to total
       | catastrophes (such as, for instance, the beginning of the Vietnam
       | war where the number of enemy deaths became the measure of
       | success).
       | 
       | "What can be tracked" doesn't matter; what matters is what
       | matters. If _that_ can 't be tracked, well then we need to find a
       | way to track it. It can be hard, but it's almost always possible.
        
         | ianmcgowan wrote:
         | A book I found interesting on that is: How to measure anything
         | [ https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/how-to-measure-anything-
         | findin... ]
         | 
         | There were certain areas that seemed unquantifiable before
         | reading this and it has some good suggestions for how to tackle
         | things like measuring risk and other intangibles.
        
         | _the_inflator wrote:
         | I agree with you. Don't confuse the map with the territory.
         | 
         | There needs to be someone, who can combine and explain the
         | reasoning behind all the numbers. After all, they should serve
         | a strategy.
         | 
         | For example, you could judge an iPhone by its specs and/or by
         | using it. Spec wars lead to Intel boasting GHz numbers, while
         | Apple focused on customer experience, where a fast CPU is only
         | part of the equitation.
        
           | beckingz wrote:
           | A sufficiently advanced map is indistinguishable from the
           | territory.
           | 
           | Perception often becomes reality. But also the map is not the
           | territory.
        
         | Terr_ wrote:
         | >Vietnam war
         | 
         | Sometimes referred to as:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McNamara_fallacy
        
           | bambax wrote:
           | Ah yes, absolutely.
           | 
           | I think it's very important to remember that McNamara was one
           | of the most brilliant minds of his generation. The "smartest
           | guy in the room". In any room.
           | 
           | But the mind is just a tool. If you don't know where you're
           | going, all it's going to do is get you lost faster.
        
       | jackcosgrove wrote:
       | "Only what's measured is what matters" is much more sweeping than
       | what I've usually heard, which is, "If you can't measure it, you
       | can't manage it."
       | 
       | I understand that managers may conflate the two.
       | 
       | What really sticks in my craw about this mindset is that it's
       | lowest-common denominator management. The spoken implication of
       | metrics-driven management is to keep the organization focused on
       | KPIs, but the unspoken implication is that employees can't be
       | trusted. That is probably true for many employees, but not all.
       | This lack of trust between management and employees is a big red
       | flag for me, bigger than the hassle of micromanagement.
        
         | stevenjgarner wrote:
         | Peter Drucker was originally attributed with "what gets
         | measured, gets managed". It does NOT imply that everything that
         | can be measured matters, or that if you cannot measure it you
         | cannot manage it. Really important distinctions.
         | 
         | But Peter never even said it [0]
         | 
         | [0] https://medium.com/centre-for-public-impact/what-gets-
         | measur...
        
         | bdg wrote:
         | > the unspoken implication is that employees can't be trusted.
         | That is probably true for many employees, but not all
         | 
         | There's an interesting reality here that managers hire and keep
         | people in a state where they can't trust their direct reports.
         | The manager is just as untrustworthy.
        
       | dangus wrote:
       | Something not directly mentioned in the article is how every
       | layoff will create a huge social network of people who can refer
       | you to their new employer.
       | 
       | Just about every person who got laid off will find another job of
       | some kind, and if they liked working with you, they'll help get
       | you in and give you a leg up compared to other candidates.
       | 
       | Referrals are the top source for new hires:
       | https://www.shrm.org/resourcesandtools/hr-topics/talent-acqu...
       | 
       | Perhaps the criticism I'd give to the article is that many of the
       | things that "can't be put on a spreadsheet" actually _can_ be put
       | on a spreadsheet. A lot of employee feelings can be gathered from
       | surveys and put into spreadsheets or metrics.
       | 
       | I don't really think that this "spreadsheet mentality" is
       | necessarily doing what the author is accusing it of doing.
       | 
       | For a lot of businesses, the reality may be that having the most
       | innovative, most happy workforce doesn't do enough to affect _the
       | one spreadsheet that matters,_ which is the balance sheet.
       | 
       | Let's say I laid off 100 people out of my 1000 person workforce.
       | The median salary is $100,000. So, I just saved $10 million in
       | payroll. Maybe those 100 people attract another 100 people to
       | defect to other companies, which might be a good thing, since
       | those are going to be my most disgruntled 100 employees no longer
       | poisoning the well.
       | 
       | So now I've got to go out and hire some new people. These new
       | people won't have any negative history or built-up animosity with
       | my company.
       | 
       | This process might have some turmoil, but I've still saved $10
       | million in payroll, so my costs I've incurred to do some re-
       | hiring and to account for my potentially slowed down pace of
       | innovation have to exceed $10 million for this to be a bad deal.
       | 
       | I can even lose some customer revenue and come out ahead. Have
       | you ever dropped a vendor solely because they had a layoff?
       | 
       | If my little made-up story is anywhere close to the truth, it
       | probably shows you why we have the current work culture where
       | employees basically need to switch jobs within 5 years to stay
       | happy and well-compensated.
        
       | jjk166 wrote:
       | I think there is a distinction between "what I can't measure" and
       | "what I am too lazy to measure." If something has a meaningful
       | effect, that effect and thus the underlying factor must be
       | measurable. Yeah there isn't some simple equation to turn "Bob
       | tells lots of funny jokes" into a "team morale boost quotient"
       | but it is still observable that on days when Bob's in the office
       | everyone is more productive and there are fewer issues associated
       | with low morale. But rather than starting with the things that
       | are important - sales, productivity, complaints, etc - and
       | determining what actually affects them, instead bad managers
       | start with the measurements and see what affects they have on
       | things that are important and assume that's all there is.
        
       | WalterBright wrote:
       | This reminds me of the ongoing push to eliminate testing in
       | school, based on the belief that one can master a subject while
       | being unable to answer questions about it.
        
         | yjftsjthsd-h wrote:
         | I think that's a strawman; AIUI the argument is that rather
         | that being able to answer questions about a subject appears to
         | be a poor way to ensure that one has mastered it, and that
         | excessively focusing on tests appears to undermine actual
         | learning. (And now I must point out that I disagree with both
         | claims and personally think it's more like "bad tests are bad,
         | but that doesn't make all tests bad".)
        
           | WalterBright wrote:
           | In my not-so-humble experience, having taken lots and lots of
           | tests, the easiest way, by far, to pass them is to learn the
           | material.
        
       | bertil wrote:
       | Metrics-driven organization (aka KPIs or what the author calls
       | Spreadsheet mentality) is what I do for a living: I've seen
       | companies die by it, and companies succeed thanks to it. It's
       | meant to do one thing: clarify everyone's role in a large,
       | confusing, often political organization where success wouldn't
       | otherwise be clear. If that's not a large, systemic issue that
       | even the best would-be cult leader among your CxOs can't address,
       | you need to have KPIs for things to be clear (on top of the best
       | would-be cult leader among your CxOs to sell the idea, the hard
       | choices in there and the vision unpinning it).
       | 
       | Imagine you work for the customers' support team: you unblock the
       | client, the client is happy, and you also fix the public doc to
       | unblock anyone after you... That's all great. But at large
       | organizations (namely: Google, Facebook, and LinkedIn) people
       | ask: should we have a CS team at all? Isn't that objective
       | unscalable and trying to satisfy people a feature we shouldn't
       | have because every solution should be a product, not a process?
       | 
       | Unless you are working at companies where that question is
       | legitimate, you don't need KPIs formalized into a tree structure:
       | you need objectives, clear goals, praises for unexpected great
       | work, and support to make sure that people who are asked to do
       | things can. The MECE tree is useful if you don't want to miss
       | something. For smaller structures, the gaps are a feature: you
       | can't do it all.
        
         | antonvs wrote:
         | > should we have a CS team at all?
         | 
         | And that's why no-one uses Google Cloud (comparatively
         | speaking)
        
         | Spooky23 wrote:
         | Spreadsheets are only as good as the understanding of problem
         | domain and scope.
         | 
         | I betcha that decision cost Google Cloud a lot of money in RFP
         | evaluations to AWS.
        
         | jkukul wrote:
         | > But at large organizations (namely: Google, Facebook, and
         | LinkedIn) people ask: should we have a CS team at all?
         | 
         | I'd risk stating a thesis that in metrics-driven organisations
         | these kind of questions are actually not asked.
         | 
         | Such organisations get very busy defining tree-based KPIs (OKRs
         | or whatever you want to call them) and even busier tracking
         | them.
         | 
         | A lot of effort goes into maintaining the KPI driven culture
         | and in the end there's no one left to ask the question like
         | "should we have a CS team at all?".
        
         | kalimanzaro wrote:
         | Great points but may I suggest "C?Os"?
         | 
         | CxO reads like "Chiefs & Officers" to me
        
           | indymike wrote:
           | CxO / CXO is just a way to say C-Level Officer and has been
           | that way for at least a decade or two.
        
           | pintxo wrote:
           | Let's make it /^C[A-Z]O$/
        
         | phh wrote:
         | > Imagine you work for the customers' support team: you unblock
         | the client, the client is happy, and you also fix the public
         | doc to unblock anyone after you... That's all great. But at
         | large organizations (namely: Google, Facebook, and LinkedIn)
         | people ask: should we have a CS team at all? Isn't that
         | objective unscalable and trying to satisfy people a feature we
         | shouldn't have because every solution should be a product, not
         | a process?
         | 
         | First on the "scalable": CS is most definitely scalable, the
         | question is how much. Without using any tooling whatsoever I
         | dare say it scales in O(N*(log N)^2). I can understand the will
         | to optimize it, and with good tooling, I have no doubt it can
         | become sub-linear, which is more than enough. Anything sub-
         | linear wins money with growth, so no need to "make it a
         | product" (which I read as: Put a team of O(1) to replace those
         | people, but maybe I'm misunderstanding)
         | 
         | Anyway on to my point: Your Google example proves TFA's point:
         | Google having broken CS is one of the major pain point against
         | Google most people here have. Another Google pain point can
         | probably be explained by misuse of KPIs: Google products that
         | keep getting killed, and replaced, again and again.
         | 
         | Even the best people are subject to "the spreadsheet
         | mentality". Even when they are aware of it! My employer's
         | founder bought back the company to stop focusing on the
         | company's share price. Musk would like to take Tesla private.
         | France renationalized EDF which was already >80% own by the
         | state. etc.
        
           | someguydave wrote:
           | I suspect The Spreadsheet Mentality (when it comes to people
           | management) is reinforced by the radical blank-
           | slate/egalitarian civil rights law and enforcement culture
           | relating to employment in the US. There are many legal
           | landmines around Officially Noticing and Considering various
           | differences between individuals, so thinking of people as
           | interchangeable cogs is the most legally defensible approach.
        
             | mmierz wrote:
             | You're using super obfuscated language so it's hard to
             | follow what you're actually saying. It sounds like you're
             | saying because you can't evaluate people with lazy mental
             | shortcuts like race or religion, which would be illegal,
             | you have to try and determine their actual merit, which is
             | harder, and that is the source of corporate spreadsheet
             | hell. Consequently, businesses would spend less time in
             | spreadsheet hell if they could just go back to
             | discriminating against classes of people that are now
             | protected by law. Is that really what you mean?
        
               | microtherion wrote:
               | It's possible to read the post you're responding to a lot
               | more charitably than that, and I think it would be more
               | along what HN aspires to be to do so.
               | 
               | I understood his point to be that due to the heightened
               | scrutiny given to all questions of discrimination
               | nowadays, any sort of "holistic" evaluation was abandoned
               | in favor of supposedly objective "Spreadsheet Mentality"
               | evaluations.
               | 
               | This certainly has advantages, not only against conscious
               | discrimination, but also unconscious biases (the infamous
               | "team fit" ending up in homogeneous team composition).
               | But it has large disadvantages as well, in that all
               | employee contributions which do NOT easily fit into the
               | few "objective" metrics are disregarded, which can lead
               | to employees' value to an organization being
               | substantially distorted. I find the rating scales I've
               | seen a highly imperfect fit to the entire contribution an
               | employee can bring.
               | 
               | And the underlying assumption that such rating scales are
               | objective and not subject to manipulation or biases is
               | highly questionable. Ultimately, it all comes down to a
               | manager's judgement, and a bias does not disappear if you
               | dress it up with a numerical weight.
        
               | RHSeeger wrote:
               | > I understood his point to be that due to the heightened
               | scrutiny given to all questions of discrimination
               | nowadays, any sort of "holistic" evaluation was abandoned
               | in favor of supposedly objective "Spreadsheet Mentality"
               | evaluations.
               | 
               | This is exactly how I read it. Effectively, if you fire
               | someone because you don't think they're doing a good job,
               | you might be accused of racism/sexism/ageism/etc; even if
               | your analysis is completely correct (and, presumably,
               | there was no -ism involved). If you have a spreadsheet
               | (effectively, a paper trail) of their work
               | accomplishments, you're much safer.
        
               | burnished wrote:
               | I think their rephrase was the charitable version. Now at
               | least if that person did not realize how they were coming
               | across they do now.
        
               | someguydave wrote:
               | I understood both readings of my post and left it vague.
               | 
               | For instance: consider the plight of an all-white all-
               | Muslim company who would face a possible lawsuit for not
               | hiring a black guy who says he loves to eat well
               | barbequed Southern-style pork in the office for lunch
               | daily. Is hiring discrimination in this case racial,
               | religious, dietary or "team fit"?
               | 
               | To me, any answer other than "it is none of your damn
               | business why we hire anyone" is against the First
               | Amendment's assembly clause.
        
               | commandlinefan wrote:
               | > lazy mental shortcuts like race or religion
               | 
               | I think he's saying the opposite - you have to work
               | backwards to ensure that your results don't end up such
               | that you can be accused of having done so, regardless of
               | how you actually came to the conclusion.
        
         | hef19898 wrote:
         | If you are in operations, regardless of what kind exactly, a
         | proper set of metrics is a basic necessity to succeed. Without
         | data, and proper metrics built around them, you are running
         | blind and every single decision, no matter how well informed
         | you think it is, is just based on gut feeling. Granted that gut
         | feeling can be good (I dare to think mine isn't to bad) but
         | there is no way to tell whether your gut is right without
         | metrics and data to back it up.
         | 
         | Pretending otherwise is just lying to yourself. It is very easy
         | so, to convince yourself you actually have good metrics and
         | data. That could be called "Spreadsheet Mentality", even I
         | think actual spreadsheets are way better than highly
         | sophisticated data analysis tools.
        
           | cupofpython wrote:
           | In addition to this, metrics do not need targets. repeating
           | for emphasis: metrics do not need targets. You absolutely
           | need measurements and data, and to highlight trends.. but
           | target metrics are almost always bullshit.
           | 
           | It reminds me of a psychology study done on kids that I wish
           | I had the source for. IIRC when asked to perform a task for
           | no reward (like, how many simple math problems can you solve
           | in a minute?), many performed it well. then they gave the
           | good performers gold stars. Immediately, the kids not getting
           | stars started performing worse than originally. Then they
           | took away the gold stars. Now the top performers started
           | doing worse as well.
           | 
           | People just want to be seen and heard. Measure the things
           | that are important WITHOUT deciding in advance what is
           | considered a "good job". this way you can do your 1:1 on the
           | whole picture. "you're slow, but your quality is exceptional"
           | 
           | The only exception to this is if the work is simple enough
           | that you can measure it directly against your $$$, and you
           | have a target that ensures you are green. Like maybe a
           | strictly data entry position for a very consistent source of
           | data. In this case, there arent 1:1's to be expected with
           | your employees.. they either hit target or get fired.
        
             | jerf wrote:
             | I hypothesize without much direct experience that the
             | executives of an organization should come to see
             | _excessively_ optimized metrics as a red flag. If what you
             | are measuring has been optimized to the n 'th degree that
             | is sufficient proof that something you are not measuring is
             | suffering. There is always something important you are not
             | measuring. It may be something measurable you aren't
             | measuring today, or it may be an unmeasurable, but there's
             | something.
             | 
             | Creating a new metric and seeing it go up for a year or two
             | is good. Creating a new metric and seeing it go up and up
             | and up past that ought to be considered suspicious. Not
             | automatically "wrong", but something to dig into, rather
             | than celebrate on cognitive autopilot.
        
               | compiler-guy wrote:
               | There are also diminishing marginal returns of optimizing
               | for a certain metric. The first big steps are relatively
               | easy, and produce a good return on the investment, but as
               | you get deeper into the optimization, the costs of
               | getting that next little bit go up. And people are
               | tempted to cheat, and take short cuts to meet the goal.
               | 
               | For example, getting from one nine of uptime to two nines
               | isn't all that hard or expensive (a month of downtime per
               | year to half a week). Getting from three nines to four
               | nines is a lot harder, and a lot more expensive, and if
               | you tie success at the organization to that improvement,
               | people will fudge to reach it.
               | 
               | Nearly every metric is like that. Amount of sales, tail
               | latency, recruiting efficacy.
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | True, if a metric has a target the metric is the target. If
             | there ever was an incentive to game a KPI, that is it.
             | 
             | SPC is tricky case in that regard. Because it, kind of,
             | makes the trend and long term development of metric the
             | target.
             | 
             | Edit: You had me thinking. Settng a target, or rather
             | target tolerances, for a metric can be necessary if that
             | metric is directly measuring the output of one process that
             | is used by another process. E.g. forecast accuracy, if
             | downstream ops are expected to cope with, say, a deviation
             | of 20 %, that tolerance kind of becomes the goal for the
             | forecast accuracy. This is not some arbritary goal so.
             | 
             | For me, setting limits on certain metrics is something
             | different from a target. It is a thin line between those.
        
               | cupofpython wrote:
               | > if downstream ops are expected to cope with, say, a
               | deviation of 20 %, that tolerance kind of becomes the
               | goal for the forecast accuracy.
               | 
               | I think a forecasting target of 20% shouldnt be necessary
               | unless you want to be around 19% deviation. Which might
               | be the case if trying to reach 0% has diminishing returns
               | and isnt actually cost effective. In other words, targets
               | make sense when you are literally targeting a sweet-spot.
               | 
               | If 0% deviation is desired, then the directive is still
               | the same - try to be as accurate as possible. If "as
               | accurate as possible" is consistently falling below 20%
               | (which is the importance of measuring and data) then you
               | need to address that. Maybe forecasting is broken or
               | infeasible.
               | 
               | On ops side, they might not be expected to handle
               | deviations over 20%, but the directive is probably the
               | same either way "do the best you can to manage the
               | deviation".
               | 
               | >For me, setting limits on certain metrics is something
               | different from a target. It is a thin line between those.
               | 
               | I agree with this in general. It can be tricky to
               | communicate "here is a boundary that absolutely cannot be
               | crossed, but keep in mind you should be nowhere near that
               | boundary anyway" without it impacting peoples personal
               | optimization strategies. You really have to weigh the
               | consequences of what actually happens when that limit is
               | reached, and if it's worth a possible depression of
               | performance from the team.
        
               | hef19898 wrote:
               | >> I agree with this in general. It can be tricky to
               | communicate "here is a boundary that absolutely cannot be
               | crossed, but keep in mind you should be nowhere near that
               | boundary anyway" without it impacting peoples personal
               | optimization strategies. You really have to weigh the
               | consequences of what actually happens when that limit is
               | reached, and if it's worth a possible depression of
               | performance from the team.
               | 
               | It all comes down to leadership, doesn't it?
        
               | cupofpython wrote:
               | Oh definitely.. but a good leader could still fall into
               | some traps of thinking they can offload some of their
               | good leadership decisions into targets. and then
               | employees feel judged rather than seen
        
             | netjiro wrote:
             | > study done on kids that I wish I had the source for.
             | 
             | There are a lot of them with similar results, going back to
             | 1960s.
             | 
             | Kohn "Punished by Rewards" is a good general start for that
             | stuff. I think there was some generalised study/review
             | published in late 90s. Probably Deci and Ryan (?).
        
               | kqr wrote:
               | Also Pink's _Drive_ has a lot more on the research around
               | motivation. Highly recommended for anyone working with
               | people, or having children.
        
             | owlbite wrote:
             | It's worse than that even. As soon as a metric becomes a
             | goal it distorts the entire system. People optimize for the
             | metric discarding anything else.
             | 
             | Metric is closed tickets? OK, open more smaller tickets,
             | close aggressively and tell customer to open a new ticket
             | if problem continues.
             | 
             | You just have to look at public education being measured by
             | exam scores to see the effects of this writ large.
        
           | bertil wrote:
           | That's the distinction that I make between having a complex
           | set of KPIs that cover all the organization (which tend to
           | alienate any challenge, what the author laments) and simple
           | team objectives (that are only relevant for the team, and
           | intentionally miss a lot of the complexity in the rest of the
           | organization).
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | If you metrics system fails to connect goal and performance
             | measurement on the team level witu the bigger goals, I'd
             | say the metrics systems is badly degined and implemented.
        
               | michaelt wrote:
               | Connecting _things it 's possible to usefully measure_
               | with _the bigger goals_ is an insurmountable problem in
               | almost every business, because some things are _much
               | easier to measure_ than others.
               | 
               | For example, it's very easy to measure if the call centre
               | answered a _highly efficient_ N support calls per worker-
               | hour.
               | 
               | And it's very difficult to measure if people who deal
               | with the call centre end up badmouthing your company to
               | their friends, because your useless call centre always
               | just tells them to reboot and never does anything to
               | resolve the underlying issue.
        
               | avereveard wrote:
               | You also need to make sure the process has the tool to
               | improve in the metric it's measured, otherwise it's just
               | going to be generating churn
               | 
               | Like I've seen dev getting measured on sales goals. Sure
               | the bigger goal is important, but devs what are supposed
               | to do with that?
        
               | hef19898 wrote:
               | Great example of a bad metric. Even if the dev would work
               | for sales, he would at max drive sales indirectly. And if
               | something is only influenced indirectly it is a bad
               | metric use case.
        
           | Archelaos wrote:
           | I think what the author meant by "spreadsheet mentality" is
           | not the belief that metrics may be necessary, but that they
           | are (more or less?) sufficient.
        
           | choeger wrote:
           | I would argue that software maintenance would also benefit
           | from metrics. Heck, even development would. Unfortunately,
           | maintenance is hardly ever done at all and sensible metrics
           | for development are really hard to come up with.
        
           | iso1631 wrote:
           | I work in operations. Of course we have systems metrics, we
           | know if our systems are playing up or not.
           | 
           | We don't do metrics for people though.
        
             | Karrot_Kream wrote:
             | +1. Metrics for systems have very clear benefits. It lets
             | you know what's wrong and because systems are technical
             | things, they (generally unless you run up against a work
             | political boundary) have clear solution paths. People are
             | nothing like technical systems.
        
       | charles_f wrote:
       | The sweet inferno of following a process that will take you from
       | one wiki page to the next, then coming back, with no clear
       | checklist of completeness and no chance for you to validate ;
       | rampant aconymisms with no explanations that assume global
       | understanding of all the particularities of obscure systems as if
       | you built them, and assume knowledge of poorly defined
       | organizations and processes with unclear responsibilities. Any
       | way to get help is hidden as deep as possible behind tickets that
       | will never get processed and distribution lists that redirect you
       | to channels where people just send you to the unfathomably bad
       | doc you where following or redirect you to ticketing systems
       | again.
       | 
       | Onboarding to an organization takes you through four different
       | systems you need to onboard without explaining the order, require
       | prior entry creation in another system that isn't documented or
       | explained until, eventually, you fail and have to start the
       | process again. It requires you to provide ids you can't figure
       | whence to pull from. Onboarding to another system requires
       | translation in a JSON file, but then asks to manually re-enter
       | the same data in another web-app by manually pulling it out from
       | JSON file. 4 entries x 37 different languages, with no way of
       | automation. Onboarding to system A takes 8 weeks. Onboarding to
       | process B takes 8 weeks from the PO approval. You need an IO
       | number before you can start the process, then you need to figure
       | how to author in the format they expect (they tell you the format
       | but not how to author it). Then they'll ask questions that you,
       | very honestly, need to be a lawyer to answer. You'll ask the
       | lawyer, who's out of office and whose responder tells you to chat
       | to A FUCKING BOT whose job is redirect you to incomplete
       | documentation, which won't be able to answer your specific
       | question anyhow. Might as well redirect you to a university's
       | home page for you to start your own lawyer degree at this stage.
       | If you miss a checkbox, you start anew and it's 8 weeks. Then you
       | finally get the greenlight and want to toggle the feature flag
       | on. It must be done progressively, in increasing %, environment
       | by environment, with approval from some random team you don't
       | need _at each step_. Your feature is separate and will target
       | only 3 of your customers? Doesn 't matter, have to follow the
       | same process.
       | 
       | People who are supposed to help you are either too busy dealing
       | with their own administrative nightmares, too bad or lazy to do
       | so, or already burnt out and will let you do the effort. They'll
       | be here to tell you you fucked up don't worry.
       | 
       | You keep getting automated alerts from 5 different systems (I'm
       | not even exaggerating), for systems that more often than not
       | don't belong to you. It takes an average 1 to 2 hours to
       | understand these tickets, then you enter the binary tree of 1)
       | finding the rightful owner, make them accept it's theirs, and
       | once in a while even manage to get the thing reassign if such a
       | process was ever considered in the first place 2) or realizing it
       | is correct, and trying to figure what needs to be done through
       | documentation that are as bad as can be, prioritize it (kidding,
       | it's always top priority and needs to be done yesterday), and
       | figure how to mark the thing as complete to get closure 3) find
       | out that the alert is wrong or unjustified and start fighting the
       | administration again to provide evidence, justification, gather
       | the right approvals on form 22A from your skip-skip-skip-skip-
       | skip-skip level manager, get it certified by the office of cries
       | and complaints, which finally opens the door of the office of
       | furniture and casual offerings on floor -12b, where you'll need
       | to sacrifice a goat under moonshine while standing on your left
       | arm. I spent 3 weeks telling a security "expert" that the alert
       | asking me to add flags to gcc was a false positive, considering
       | that our project is in .net.
       | 
       | Information comes from 4 different media (mail, chat, some random
       | announcement website, and un-recorded meetings), and it is
       | assumed you saw, know and will abide to the new policy change as
       | soon as generic communication has been dropped in the sea of
       | information.
       | 
       | Meanwhile you're still expected to do your job, except that your
       | perception of said job is very different from what the
       | organization is expecting from you. I just got escalated to my
       | partner because I did not fill in the proper tracking fields in a
       | ticket. Except I did. But I dared answer that person directly in
       | the comment she left me within the ticket, while she was
       | expecting me to come to an "office hours" meeting to tell her
       | about this (it's more convenient to have all the people you
       | expect stuff from in a room at once rather than having to deal
       | with individuals, right?). So she didn't see it, and assumed I
       | didn't do it. Disregard that half of these fields are irrelevant
       | to our cases because we don't work on the codebase they're
       | supposed to be tracking. People whose job description it is to
       | help you will still not, because they found a loop-hole in an
       | organization that doesn't make any sense, and no matter how much
       | effort I'll spend trying to fix that will ever land.
       | 
       | Then there's this random dying system that everyone hates
       | maintaining because it's so old it keeps triggering deprecation
       | alerts, security alerts and so on. Every change is a refactoring
       | and migration project. It's yours now, we decided. Code has been
       | written by 16 different people who moved on to greener fields,
       | nothing makes sense, 80% of code is deprecated but you don't dare
       | deleting it because coverage is so low, and build somehow fails
       | when you remove it. It would only take a month or two to go
       | through the code base and make it sane, but you get denied that
       | "budget" because it doesn't match any of the "OKRs" which solely
       | focus on acquiring more and more paying users. The thing is used
       | by a handful of people, and when ultimately, after months of
       | moaning, you manage to get approval to deprecate the whole thing,
       | then zombies get out of their graves and start trying to tank the
       | project on the hotel that they wrote a line of code in it in
       | 1997, and they'll see to it that this shining marvel of
       | engineering will outlive them.
       | 
       | Death by thousand administrative cuts.
       | 
       | What makes me dream? Unity. Complete docs that tell you in one go
       | what you need to do. A single alerting system. Empathy, people
       | who actually listen to you and try to help. Processes that allow
       | the individual to decide whether that applies to them,
       | accountability if you fuck up.
        
         | mtrower wrote:
         | > I spent 3 weeks telling a security "expert" that the alert
         | asking me to add flags to gcc was a false positive, considering
         | that our project is in .net.
         | 
         | Ah, I know this one --- you sacrificed the wrong breed of goat.
         | Try importing an Arapawa next time.
        
           | charles_f wrote:
           | Gosh, that was written on page 21 of the wiki, if obly I had
           | scrolled down to the footer notes.
        
         | wildrhythms wrote:
         | This essay speaks to my soul! And none of this will ever be
         | measurable by a MBA in a spreadsheet. :(
        
           | charles_f wrote:
           | It actually is, because for each step of this process you
           | need to provide your tracking id and get it double signed by
           | the it process improvement manager
        
       | bloak wrote:
       | I would have expected Goodhart's law
       | (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodhart%27s_law) to have been
       | mentioned here.
       | 
       | For me the classic example was when all the doctors in the UK
       | stopped letting people make appointments on any future date
       | because they were being judged on how long patients have to wait
       | for an appointment. So instead people had to repeatedly phone up
       | first thing every morning. The war criminal Blair's government
       | was very good at that sort of crap.
        
         | hef19898 wrote:
         | Well, your comment would be so much better without the last
         | sentence calling Blair a war criminal.
         | 
         | More to the point: Had there been a secind metric measuring how
         | many appointments were booked in advance, this way of playing
         | the metric would have easily been caught.
        
           | Gordonjcp wrote:
        
             | saberience wrote:
             | If you actually look at the UNs definition of war crimes,
             | he ABSOLUTELY didn't commit anything that could be called a
             | war crime. So no, I don't agree with your assertion.
        
               | Gordonjcp wrote:
               | TIL that ordering airstrikes on civilians specifically to
               | murder civilians isn't a war crime.
        
               | beckingz wrote:
               | Launching an unjustified war on false pretenses may not
               | be a war crime, but it's not a good look either.
        
               | hef19898 wrote:
               | It is absolutely not a good look, and nobody said that.
               | Calling Blair a war criminal is like calling Trump a
               | traitor, both things are factually wrong.
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | I am not aware of him, or George W. for that matter, being
             | tried in Den Hague so. Not defending what they did by any
             | stretch, but facts matter. Should "we" measure ourselves by
             | the same standards we apply to, say, Millosevic? Sure we
             | should. We are not so, we even happily deal with the Saudis
             | to get gas and oil.
        
               | Gordonjcp wrote:
               | They weren't tried in The Hague but they should have
               | been. They got away with it.
        
           | Nowado wrote:
        
           | wisty wrote:
           | Individual decision makers (i.e. doctors) have way more
           | information than the metric makers, so they can run rings
           | around them.
           | 
           | If the spreadsheet is going to be ungameable, it basically
           | needs to be an AI that can do the job of the employees
           | smarter than the employee. Or the employees need to be so
           | unmotivated (or have motives so badly aligned) that a dumb
           | drone telling them what to do will be an improvement.
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | No AI needed so. If, e.g. NHS, wants to make sure wait
             | times and time to get an appointment improve you can
             | monitor, e.g, wait times in practices (assuming you check
             | in patients when they arrive), monitor when appointments
             | are booked and when they happen... Then, if times are
             | considered to be too long, you do a proper root cause
             | analysis, check your processes, adjust exectations.
             | 
             | Just because people are usually unable to do all that,
             | doesn't mean the spreadsheet is at fault or you need AI.
        
               | hef19898 wrote:
               | Too late to edit.
               | 
               | The sinplest way to judge if appointment lead times are
               | good, you can compare patients prefered date against the
               | one they got and the one they actually used. There are so
               | many options to do it right, assuming someoje wants to
               | measure things like this.
        
           | tailspin2019 wrote:
           | Andy Grove talks about this in his excellent book "High
           | Output Management"...
           | 
           | Having a KPI show that you doubled your manufacturing
           | throughout is only one side of the story. You may have also
           | doubled your product failure rate, but aren't measuring the
           | latter.
        
         | hackernewds wrote:
         | Reminds me of when COVID testing was curbed by the govt agency
         | in the US not too long ago, for political benefit
        
       | jmkd wrote:
       | We might ask what is the opposite of spreadsheet mentality,
       | because while tracking data is important so is acting on
       | difficult-to-explain intuition.
        
       | Cupertino95014 wrote:
       | Pro tip: when scanning an article quickly to see if it's worth a
       | deeper read or just corporate BS, look for these words and
       | phrases.
       | 
       |  _align_
       | 
       |  _organizational change_
       | 
       |  _strategy_
       | 
       |  _drive_ (other than as applied to cars)
       | 
       |  _hit the ground running_
       | 
       | P(corporate BS) goes up by 0.10 for each of those you see.
        
       | munk-a wrote:
       | I just realized that if you have js disabled Medium does the
       | worst thing - it loads about a tweet worth of the article and all
       | the side advertising but gives no indication that there is more
       | article.
       | 
       | Text takes nearly no bandwidth - why would you _ever_ do this.
        
       | mathattack wrote:
       | Bad metrics can wreck corporate cultures. Let's attack the other
       | straw man: metric-free orgs.
       | 
       | Symptoms:
       | 
       | - Resources (and credit and promotions) are given to the most
       | articulate and outgoing rather than the most effective.
       | (Marketing budget goes to the extrovert rather than the manager
       | producing the best ROI)
       | 
       | - When dates slip, they slip a lot. The night before a release
       | it's announced that there will be a 3 month delay. (Bad for
       | anyone having to explain "If it's 3 months, why couldn't you tell
       | me that sooner?" to a customer)
       | 
       | - Unanticipated earnings and revenue misses. (Same issue as
       | above, but bad to anyone talking to investors)
       | 
       | - Poor prioritization. Effort is spent on squeaky wheels versus
       | high value problems. (Engineers spend time helping "that nice
       | person in accounting" versus solving a customer problem that
       | brings in hard money)
       | 
       | With all the things an exec needs to worry about, they can't
       | effectively operate without good data to drive decisions. Data
       | needs to have human interpretation as well. Of course bad data
       | can be worse than no data, but that's another story.
        
         | kqr wrote:
         | I agree with you completely except on one part. Metrics is not
         | the only solution to this. The other option, more difficult but
         | more effective if you can pull it off, is for individual
         | contributors to not make these mistakes in the first place.
         | 
         | Having executives fix the bad decisions by individual
         | contributors is sort of treating the symptoms rather than the
         | underlying cause. It adds extra work because now everyone has
         | to produce numbers about their work in addition to work -- and
         | some of the numbers might not be better than tea leaves,
         | statistically speaking.
         | 
         | So how do you get ICs to make the correct decision? Training,
         | ownership, free flow of information about strategy and market,
         | involving everyone in setting the direction, etc. The opposite
         | of the instinct of an executive going by the numbers.
         | 
         | ----
         | 
         | To stave off an eventual misunderstanding: I'm not saying you
         | shouldn't measure what you do, operationalise your definitions,
         | define in advance when you reject your hypotheses etc. I'm just
         | saying that producing these numbers for yourself and your peers
         | is far more effective than doing it for someone removed from
         | the day-to-day business because they don't have the same
         | context and nuance.
        
           | mathattack wrote:
           | I agree with everything you say. And bad numbers are awful.
           | At some point of organizational size, executives can't stay
           | on top of everything and make good decisions without
           | quantitative metrics.
           | 
           | That doesn't mean making everyone full time metric gatherers.
           | It doesn't mean looking at the data uncritically. It doesn't
           | mean ignoring what you can't measure. It does mean smartly
           | measuring what you can.
        
             | kqr wrote:
             | The alternative solution is that executives don't make
             | decisions, only coordinate between the people on the ground
             | who have the necessary context to make decisions.
        
               | mathattack wrote:
               | That works for 80% of the problems, and something that
               | should be done. Some problems require optimizing for the
               | whole rather than individual teams or departments. How do
               | you allocate capital between business units if you aren't
               | measuring ROI? How do you decide what practices work best
               | if you're not measuring how people work and what they're
               | doing?
        
               | kqr wrote:
               | Not all functions are best evaluated through ROI, but if
               | you're an executive whose hammer is ROI you'll start to
               | look at everything as a liability. Free markets are
               | generally better at allocating capital than central
               | control. It's also more flexible in adapting to different
               | measures of success.
               | 
               | Standardising work is especially important that it's done
               | by the participants in said work, and not dictated from
               | above. That can be done democratically.
        
               | mathattack wrote:
               | Agree. Very few execs are good enough to base capital
               | allocation decisions on gut feel alone though. "It feels
               | like we are short on internal audit" versus "a firm our
               | size should be doing these 10 audits per year. An audit
               | takes $y and if we don't do it, the consequences are
               | measurable with Y...."
        
           | closeparen wrote:
           | > is for individual contributors to not make these mistakes
           | in the first place.
           | 
           | Exactly. Is the individual contributor working on something
           | different than what the metrics would describe because they
           | are dumb and irrational? Or because their experience, domain
           | knowledge, and good judgement give them an insight that the
           | KPI wouldn't? People certainly can be dumb and irrational,
           | but we should at least be open to the possibility that people
           | who are up to their eyeballs in a problem domain know
           | something about what "better" and "worse" look like that a
           | number-cruncher doesn't.
        
         | the_only_law wrote:
         | > Resources (and credit and promotions) are given to the most
         | articulate and outgoing rather than the most effective
         | 
         | Somewhat of a random anecdote, but the first time I realized
         | this was when I was in HS. I participated in what you may call
         | a "hackathon". It was really just a competition open to HS kids
         | that involved building an app to a spec.
         | 
         | I was lucky I have a friend with absolutely amazing artistic
         | abilities, who did a lot of work on our UI and logo and I
         | confidently say we had the best work out of everyone we
         | completed with, both in terms of appearance and functionality.
         | 
         | But when it came time to present our work, I noticed something,
         | while I never doubted our technical competences basically
         | everyone before us had public speaking ability on the level of
         | a politician. Nearly everyone else slaughtered us in terms of
         | being able to present their work to the judges.
         | 
         | At the end of the day, our technical and artistic abilities
         | paid off well enough, placing us just barely high enough to
         | move on to another level, but it was clear, even if we were
         | technically solid, we had approached the competition all wrong.
         | We probably could have placed higher with a worse application,
         | but better presentation.
        
           | jackson1442 wrote:
           | This is true of most hackathons in my experience, just to a
           | lesser degree since each team is generally free to make
           | whatever solution they see fit. It's all in the pitch-you can
           | pitch an entirely theoretical app you made a couple UI mocks
           | in Figma for or you can develop the app end-to-end. I've seen
           | both methods be successful.
           | 
           | I personal prefer the route of making the app end-to-end, you
           | get a big "wow" factor with judges when you let them drive
           | the laptop and take it for a spin rather than just following
           | the happy path yourself. But I also make sure to set aside
           | time to practice pitching since a bad pitch will effectively
           | ruin our chances.
        
           | ejb999 wrote:
           | >>We probably could have placed higher with a worse
           | application, but better presentation.
           | 
           | and now you know how consulting companies like Accenture stay
           | in business ...
        
           | WalterBright wrote:
           | > better presentation
           | 
           | Note how very very good Steve Jobs was at presentation.
        
             | jll29 wrote:
             | The famous "reality distortion field"! Deploying Jobs'
             | charisma so effectively, call the Cupertino folks lucky
             | that he didn't recruit for a semi-religious sect instead.
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | I'm glad he didn't go into politics.
               | 
               | Bill Clinton was one of the most charismatic people ever
               | in US politics. I am happy he never turned to the dark
               | side - he could have caused an awful lot of damage. I was
               | never afraid of what he'd do while he was in office,
               | though I often disagreed with him. He never seemed to
               | want power for power's sake, unlike too many other
               | politicians. As far as I can tell, he just wanted people
               | to like him.
        
               | jrm4 wrote:
               | If you've ever merely been in a room with him, regardless
               | of size of the crowd, this is hard to understate. I like
               | to think of myself as a rational scientific kind of
               | person, but I swear, he does something to huge rooms of
               | people that feels like _magic._ I 100% _felt_ the entire
               | room get happier before I even knew that the reason for
               | it was Bill was making his way through.
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | I watch his presentations for clues how to make mine
               | better. But I know I have no hope of ever being that
               | good.
        
           | dieselgate wrote:
           | Good analogy and there are a lot of great points mentioned in
           | sibling threads. There are so (so) many "quality" software
           | projects out there which aren't tirelessly promoted, though
           | (e.g. npm dependencies). There is potentially a (strong) bias
           | towards "extroversion" in the "Western world|US" but I
           | somewhat think it's just "our perception" that this is
           | optimized for in organizations/individuals. This is fuzzy and
           | there are a lot of counter arguments. When it comes to
           | "marketing" and "building a product" it seems, ideally, they
           | pair with synergy.
        
           | wmeredith wrote:
           | This is a great anecdote. You have got to be able to sell. If
           | you can't-or you can't hire someone who can-you're dead in
           | the water. It doesn't really matter how good your product is.
        
             | torginus wrote:
             | The problem with selling is you have to know who you are
             | selling to.
             | 
             | I once developed a tool that saved literal days of time
             | every month by automating some very rote workflows. It was
             | appreciated by everyone who had to do the work by hand.
             | 
             | When I tried to sell it to my bosses boss, I realized he
             | literally didn't know a lick about our workflows, where the
             | inefficiencies are, and how they could be remedied.
             | 
             | We could've been making toothbrushes for all he cared.
             | 
             | After a while, I pulled out the super fake looking 'bad bar
             | goes down, good bar goes up' slide and his eyes lit up.
        
               | geoduck14 wrote:
               | >After a while, I pulled out the super fake looking 'bad
               | bar goes down, good bar goes up' slide and his eyes lit
               | up.
               | 
               | This, right here, might be the most important lesson.
               | Figure out the 1 or 2 things your boss's boss cares
               | about. Show a single slide where the bad things go down
               | and the good things go up. Have a couple of technical
               | nerds that are trusted and agree with you. Bam. 10 minute
               | promotion right there.
               | 
               | Oh. I'll add something. I'm the boss right now. I spend a
               | lot of time trying to make it clear to my team _what I
               | care about_ so they can give me that 1 slide
               | presentation.
               | 
               | I also spend plenty of time learning from my team _why_
               | they care about stuff that _I don 't_ because they often
               | care about important stuff (and I should, too)
        
             | mountainriver wrote:
             | Eh I think this can be true but there are also projects
             | that just build great open source tools with minimal
             | selling and slowly win over engineers then maybe up sell
             | them a bit later.
             | 
             | These kinds of projects usually withstand the test of time
             | where flashier projects often burn out because they aren't
             | good in practice.
             | 
             | Good engineers are always wary of flashy things and keep an
             | eye on substance
        
             | chrsig wrote:
             | I'm not completely convinced. I'm sure it always helps, and
             | I'm sure in many cases it's a necessity in order to sell
             | the product.
             | 
             | I'd like to believe that there are some products that are
             | good enough and solve pressing enough issues so as to sell
             | themselves. It's probably a naive hope, but I like to cling
             | to it.
             | 
             | I wish there were enough honesty in sales as to not leave
             | such a sour taste.
        
               | didericis wrote:
               | I think the best way to handle that sour taste is to make
               | a product that actually lives up to sales hype.
        
               | chrsig wrote:
               | I get the rationale, but it's disproportionately easy to
               | oversell a product than live up to sales hype. I'm
               | assuming a scenario where sales hype is on the verge of
               | being detached from reality. It's an abuse of both
               | customer trust and developer trust.
               | 
               | There's probably some flip side of the coin where sales
               | is being honest about what they were _told_ was
               | delivered, but the product doesn't in actuality live up
               | to what was committed to. In which case the development
               | team should either up their QA standard or adjust what
               | they've committed to developing.
               | 
               | I'm sure there's some possible healthy relationship where
               | there's some sales hype that's used to motivate product
               | improvement, but I haven't personally experienced it.
        
               | jrm4 wrote:
               | Apologies, but in my experience in the IT realm, I find
               | this hope to be so naive as to be dangerous.
               | 
               | The possible silver lining is that there still exist
               | millions of good problems to solve. But never ever expect
               | solutions to be self-evident.
        
             | jcadam wrote:
             | If you've ever had to sit through a presentation by an
             | Oracle or SAP sales team, you know presentation matters
             | more than quality :)
             | 
             | I actually envy their ability to sell, even when I know
             | their product is crap and I resent being made to use it by
             | executives who bought a slick sales pitch.
        
               | dqft wrote:
               | Big win for the API instrumentation team.
               | 
               | https://youtu.be/kHW58D-_O64
        
           | bobthechef wrote:
        
         | commandlinefan wrote:
         | While you're correct, all of these things happen in metric-
         | driven organizations, too... often exacerbated by the obsessive
         | metrics focus.
        
         | faangiq wrote:
         | Yea zero metrics is death. Big sign of low IQ orgs.
        
       | dcj4 wrote:
       | Everything can be measured, you just need to try harder to
       | measure it. And make more spreadsheets. Spreadsheets are awesome.
       | The problem is never "too many spreadsheets" the problem is
       | always "not enough spreadsheets" and "spreadsheets not good
       | enough".
        
         | probablypower wrote:
         | I strongly agree and strongly disagree.
         | 
         | Yes, measure as much as possible. No, don't put it in a damn
         | spreadsheet. Put it in a relational database or a streaming
         | pipeline.
        
         | doitLP wrote:
         | I can't tell if you're joking.
         | 
         | In theory, yes, everything can be measured but start measuring
         | it and others will also start gaming it. Measurements are
         | always just an approximation, even the good ones measuring one
         | aspect of what you want but losing lots of context along the
         | way.
         | 
         | No one has figured out how to really effectively measure
         | developer productivity for example and the biggest companies in
         | the world like Microsoft and Amazon don't even try. I shudder
         | to think that the answer is just "more spreadsheets". If you
         | can solve it go ahead, you'll get rich.
        
       | john-tells-all wrote:
       | related: Goodhart's law
       | 
       | Goodhart's law is an adage often stated as, "When a measure
       | becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure".
       | 
       | Like other posters have said, metrics are useful and convenient,
       | but they are NOT the focus of the business. The business defines
       | goals, defines measures to help support the goals, and re-
       | evaluates as needed.
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodhart%27s_law
        
       | commandlinefan wrote:
       | As Dilbert says: "Our boss can't judge the quality of our work,
       | but he knows when it's late."
        
       | kqr wrote:
       | I feel like this article, and the discussion here, is conflating
       | two different ideas.
       | 
       | - If I measure what I do, that helps me know I'm actually
       | accomplishing what I hope to accomplish.
       | 
       | - If someone higher up in the organisation reads the measurements
       | I have produced for myself, they get confused at best. In
       | practise, the effect is often that they are actively mislead by
       | the numbers.
       | 
       | The difference is local context. It's easy to improve work by
       | measurement if you're close to the work and understand all the
       | nuances of it.
       | 
       | Constructing measurements that can convey all the necessary
       | context easily takes more time than just doing the job, sometimes
       | multiples of it. (As can be seen by the proportionally growing
       | body of administrators in any reasonably large corporation.)
       | 
       | This goes back to Deming, of course. The more fundamental
       | difference is the presence of theory. Theory is what you get when
       | you combine measurements with an appropriate mental model of the
       | situation -- something front-line workers can do, but executives
       | do not have the necessary experience for.
       | 
       | Numbers in the absence of theory (what executives have) are worse
       | than useless: they're like driving on the highway by looking at
       | the centre line in the rear view mirror. Numbers in the presence
       | of theory (what front-line workers have) is the backbone of any
       | good operation.
        
       | jmclnx wrote:
       | Same goes for presentations.
       | 
       | All meetings I have been in for the last 15 - 20 years starts
       | with "This is a high-level view". Which means "I am to lazy to
       | analyze details". Spreadsheets and presentations feed in into
       | this.
       | 
       | When I start showing details, people "turn off", no wonder many
       | projects fail. When I started out in IT, almost all meetings were
       | to examine details and people would work to tweak the resolution
       | to make it better.
       | 
       | Spreadsheets like 123 started becoming mainstream in the late
       | 80s, then slow slide to "High Level" started. Then the trend
       | greatly accelerated when presentation software became mainstream.
       | Before that, it was easier to talk details then to create a slide
       | deck for an overhead viewer.
        
         | commandlinefan wrote:
         | > "I am to lazy to analyze details"
         | 
         | Or more charitably: the artificial and unnecessary deadline
         | that was placed on me by the same people who obsessively track
         | efficiency and numbers didn't allow for time to analyze
         | details.
        
         | corrral wrote:
         | > Spreadsheets like 123 started becoming mainstream in the late
         | 80s, then slow slide to "High Level" started. Then the trend
         | greatly accelerated when presentation software became
         | mainstream. Before that, it was easier to talk details then to
         | create a slide deck for an overhead viewer.
         | 
         | I think that in some cases the absence of limits or costs can
         | make things _worse_. Suddenly gets way cheaper to collect a
         | bunch of numbers and analyze them? We 'll no longer be careful
         | and thoughtful about what we subject to that kind of analysis,
         | because it's so cheap.
         | 
         | My go-to example of this is kanban boards and similar tools.
         | They clearly lose something if you translate them from a
         | physical board with physical limitations to a computerized
         | "board" with practically no limitations. The computerized
         | version is better from some points of view (who likes
         | limitations?) but also so different that it's arguably worse in
         | some ways, depending on what you want the board to accomplish.
        
       | Folcon wrote:
       | A lot of people are talking about the problem being that the
       | people measure the wrong things, which I think is fair, but from
       | my perspective sort of misses the point?
       | 
       | I would recommend anyone who hasn't to give a read through
       | "Seeing Like a State "[0].
       | 
       | You have to be incredibly careful when measuring things, it's
       | tremendously easy for your measure to end up being a target in a
       | way that gives you bad outcomes.
       | 
       | Doubly so if you are measuring something as part of a large
       | organisation which may take your measurements as input to some
       | process without any awareness of caveats they may have, or
       | assumptions they were made under. Congratulations, you may now
       | have a feedback loop.
       | 
       | Triply so if someone stands to benefit from your measurement, who
       | will then have an incentive to distort the measure.
       | 
       | This isn't to say measurements aren't tremendously valuable or
       | useful, they're a tool like any other.
       | 
       | - [0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seeing_Like_a_State
        
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       | lazyant wrote:
       | Numbers are comforting because they are "objective".
       | 
       | Take the law; if you drive on a nice day on an empty new highway
       | doing 5-10 mph or Km/h over the limit and there's a speed trap,
       | you get a pic of your car with a nice timestamp and speed and you
       | get a ticket. You drive on a rainy day with traffic and make a
       | couple tight passes, it would be up to a cop's judgement to
       | ticket you for reckless driving, and it's subject to
       | interpretation, even if the first case is "safe" and the second
       | way less. Lots of examples with other figures that are encoded in
       | law.
       | 
       | For people working in teams (thinking software teams for ex),
       | I've been asked in interviews several times "how do you measure
       | the team's success" or variants ("productivity" etc) and my
       | canonical answer now is: a) metrics and numbers are OK to look at
       | but can be deceiving, can be gamed and still need interpretation.
       | Ultimately I look at b) are the objectives being fulfilled? (are
       | we doing the work?) - which it's also kind of subjective because
       | we can establish ambitious goals or sandbag - and c) are people
       | happy?, basically asking them.
        
         | crispyambulance wrote:
         | > Numbers are comforting because they are "objective".
         | 
         | Yes, your commentary basically nails it IMHO.
         | 
         | There's a lot of worship for "results driven" people and
         | approaches, and in some places and times that's needed. The
         | problems come, like you said, when the metrics get punked by
         | folks with selfish motivations.
         | 
         | There's another facet to the problem and that's when there's a
         | lack of information and an environment of chaos and change.
         | What one thinks are "the facts" might not be the full story and
         | acting blindly on that basis without knowledge of other unknown
         | but more relevant facts will be MORE harmful than operating on
         | instinct alone.
         | 
         | This burns operations folks all the time. They often straddle
         | the line between "results-driven" or "process-driven"
         | approaches. But there's another way that can be more helpful
         | when things are more dynamic and complicated: what I call a
         | "purpose-driven" approach.
        
       | psi75 wrote:
       | It's never going away.
       | 
       | The thing to understand about corporate capitalism is that
       | executives don't work for companies; companies work for
       | executives. The bosses want brag points so they can justify
       | promotions, and that's all they care about. Subjective
       | achievements don't matter, from this perspective. The health of
       | the company certainly doesn't matter. Being able to say they grew
       | a team from 40 to 150 people... and then being able to say they
       | "saved $10 million per year" when they cut all those people...
       | those "achievements" burnish their resumes and, therefore,
       | matter.
       | 
       | There's also an element of toxic masculinity in play here. No, I
       | am not saying that all masculinity is toxic (it's not, not at
       | all) and I am certainly not saying men or maleness are toxic (I'm
       | a man, and most people would read me as masculine). But you
       | cannot understand corporate America if you don't understand the
       | toxic masculinity on which it is based. Here it pertains to the
       | division of labor between "male work" and "female work". The
       | nice-to-haves and the subjective improvements are female work;
       | the ugly work (usually, ugly because it hurts other people, as if
       | "making tough decisions" were as onerous as being on the
       | receiving end thereof) that actually drives a P&L is male work.
       | (Does this distinction of labor as male or female map in any
       | intrinsic way to the biological sexes, as opposed to the social
       | construct of gender? I highly doubt it.) What we see in companies
       | is that the work regarded as "male" grabs all the glory and
       | accrues power; the work that can be construed of as the objective
       | domination of others for the company's direct benefit is what
       | gets rewarded and will, in time, be the only work that matters.
       | The nice-to-haves don't; their contribution to the health of the
       | company (or to the health of society, about which executives care
       | even less) is too diffuse to be considered real.
        
       | langsoul-com wrote:
       | In terms of getting promotions, anything that can't be measured
       | doesn't matter.
       | 
       | Bring a nice, good person ain't gonna get you a payrises.
        
         | wmeredith wrote:
         | Being charming and and easy to work with gets people raises
         | over the prickly expert asshole _all the time_.
        
           | vkou wrote:
           | That helps you convince your boss to advocate for you, but if
           | he's ever asked to present hard evidence that justifies your
           | value, he's going to need KPIs and metrics and all that other
           | stuff.
           | 
           | ... Also, being charming is entirely orthogonal to that.
        
           | commandlinefan wrote:
           | I'm going to be even more cynical than you: being charming
           | and easy to work with _to your superiors_ while being a
           | prickly "expert" asshole to everybody "beneath you" seems to
           | be the best way to move up into middle management.
        
       | hef19898 wrote:
       | >> You can probably figure this out on your own, but I'll walk
       | you through it a little bit. In simplest terms, The Spreadsheet
       | Mentality comes from the age-old executive wisdom of "Only what's
       | measured is what matters." As a result of that wisdom, the
       | underlying assumption becomes: "If it can be tracked, it's
       | important. If it can't be tracked, it's less important."
       | 
       | That part of the article is just wrong. It is not wisdom that is
       | described here, but a mentality. And yes, that mentality does
       | exists, and that is the "Spreadsheet Mentality". There is a
       | German saying, "wer viel misst, misst Mist" (rough translation:
       | whom measures a lot measures shit. Well, same mentality, but it
       | only means that:
       | 
       | - you don't know how data can be used - you don't know how
       | metrics work - you don't know what to measure
       | 
       | But that is only my opinion of course.
        
         | cacois wrote:
         | I believe this is why the author referred to it as "executive
         | wisdom". As in, executives often believe or were taught this
         | mentality as wisdom. The way its used, it reads as a bit of a
         | euphemism.
        
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