[HN Gopher] In defence of garlic in a jar
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       In defence of garlic in a jar
        
       Author : cjg
       Score  : 164 points
       Date   : 2022-07-01 08:22 UTC (14 hours ago)
        
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       | mywittyname wrote:
       | Elitism is cooking is why I rarely engage with people about it. I
       | violate a lot of culinary "rules" because I just don't like it
       | that way. It is kind of deflating to be publicly ridiculed as
       | being ignorant or naive because you use iodize salt, you boil
       | rice like people make spaghetti, you think cast iron sucks, you
       | like drip brew coffee best, or you use flour slurries to thicken
       | soups (I guess some people assume this only works with corn
       | starch). Fuck'm
       | 
       | I use the garlic paste that I find in the Indian sections of the
       | grocery. It's not the best for dishes with raw garlic, like aioli
       | because it's too spicy, but in cooked dishes, it tastes like
       | garlic.
        
         | mstipetic wrote:
         | I just got into watching recipes from Marco Pierre White and he
         | uses basic bouillon cubes for most of his seasoning.
        
         | pteraspidomorph wrote:
         | I hate garlic and remove it from every recipe, you should see
         | how much hatred that has garnered me over the years.
        
           | giardini wrote:
           | Now _this_ is the perfect scenario for bringing a packet or
           | two of garlic salt to the dinner party! Everybody 's happy!
        
         | AdamJacobMuller wrote:
         | The garlic paste in tubes?
         | 
         | Works great.
         | 
         | I have a stack of those from Aldi, they make other kinds too,
         | Ginger and a few others.
         | 
         | Do I buy and use fresh garlic too? Yes, sometimes, but, if I
         | just want some minced garlic for some dish, it's perfectly
         | fine.
        
           | mywittyname wrote:
           | I was thinking the Indian stuff in the big jars. Deep is the
           | brand I usually get. https://www.amazon.com/Deep-Paste-
           | Garlic-10oz
           | 
           | The stuff in the refrigerated tubes is good too. They just
           | run out a lot faster.
        
         | Xcelerate wrote:
         | > think cast iron sucks
         | 
         | If you're elitist at cooking, you love cast iron. If you're
         | really elitist about cooking, you realize that it actually does
         | suck.
         | 
         | (There are cookware-safe materials that will beat it on any
         | aspect of heat transfer you're interested in).
        
           | jandrese wrote:
           | Are the alternatives as forgiving about cleaning it when you
           | do manage to get something stuck to the surface? I've never
           | found a nonstick surface that can't get a sauce burned onto
           | it. The great thing about cast iron is that if you do have a
           | tough cleaning job you don't have to worry about damaging the
           | surface. At worst you may need to re-season it, but that
           | would be very extreme.
           | 
           | Some nonstick surfaces come with instructions telling you not
           | to use metal turners or tongs, that kind of nonsense is just
           | not worth it.
        
           | bluGill wrote:
           | My religion is Christian. I'm not allowed to make a god out
           | of cookware, text editors, cars brands, or any of that
           | others.
           | 
           | Cast iron is cheap and works, so I use it. Maybe whatever
           | else is better, but I'm busy making supper not building
           | storage for another cupboard to store whatever the perfect
           | pot of the day is.
        
           | [deleted]
        
       | sudden_dystopia wrote:
       | I use minced garlic all the time. It even comes in a squeeze
       | bottle now which I find amazing. I use granulated garlic as well.
       | There is nothing wrong with this. The results speak for
       | themselves. People worry too damn much about what other people
       | think.
        
       | wodenokoto wrote:
       | I would just like to add: frozen peas and spinach are amazing.
       | Doesn't spoil, can easily be added to pots or pans and often
       | tastes better than the fresh alternative for a fraction of the
       | price.
       | 
       | Put them in a small bowl and microwave for a minute or two, add
       | butter or olive oil and salt and pepper and you have a delicious,
       | cheap and healthy hot side dish to any meal.
       | 
       | I've also experimented with buying frozen soup vegetables as an
       | easy shortcut when making broth. Carrots and onions usually come
       | out with a poor texture after being frozen but they are discarded
       | when cooking stock.
        
         | andybak wrote:
         | Frozen veg is usually healthier and fresher than "fresh". The
         | _only_ reason to avoid it is because the texture changes. If
         | you 're making a casserole or anything where "crunch" doesn't
         | matter then there's no reason not to use frozen.
        
           | anthonypasq wrote:
           | frozen spinach is not even remotely similar to fresh spinach
        
             | samatman wrote:
             | Flash-frozen spinach is basically identical to wilted
             | spinach once it's in the pan.
             | 
             | It's obviously not a salad ingredient. No one was claiming
             | it is.
        
             | andybak wrote:
             | It is when sufficiently cooked.
             | 
             | But that aside, spinach was a weird example to choose to
             | disagree on considering I used the word "crunch"
        
       | subpixel wrote:
       | I make pizza using a frozen Newman's cheese pie which I then top
       | with prosciutto, shredded sharp white cheddar, pesto, thinly
       | sliced onion, and sometimes pickled jalapenos. Then I cook it on
       | a pizza steel at 420 degrees until it's just shy of burnt.
       | 
       | It's amazing. I've made pizza professionally (long story) and I
       | sometimes make my own dough and sauce etc and the result is great
       | - but not _better_ than the above.
        
         | Jedd wrote:
         | > ... on a pizza steel at 420 degrees ...
         | 
         | 95% of the world uses Celsius, and when I fire my pizza oven up
         | it's in the 400-450 Celsius range, where I can approach proper
         | Napoli style pizzas, using a 24-30 hour prep poolish dough
         | base.
         | 
         | Are you talking Celsius or the archaic Fahrenheit?
         | 
         | If the former, then I'd love to know more about 'professional'
         | pizzas not coming close to store-bought ready-made bases with
         | some toppings.
        
           | robonerd wrote:
           | In America, most people just have "ovens", not "pizza ovens".
           | And they generally can't go as high as 450C, unless maybe you
           | put them in "self cleaning" mode (which stands a good chance
           | of filling your kitchen with smoke if you haven't cleaned
           | your oven recently.)
           | 
           | But yes, ideally a pizza is cooked hot and fast.
        
           | subpixel wrote:
           | > proper Napoli style
           | 
           | That is but one style of pizza, by no means the best, and
           | certainly not what you make with a frozen grocery-store
           | cheese puck at 420degF.
           | 
           | My results resemble (but exceed!) bar pies:
           | https://www.pmq.com/colony-grill/
        
           | anthonypasq wrote:
           | Neapolitan pizza is the worst type of pizza
        
         | gigaflop wrote:
         | An $8 frozen pizza for 1 person is sometimes better than
         | ordering takeout. I usually have at least one in my freezer at
         | all times.
         | 
         | Personally, I go for the sausage and pepperoni, and add some
         | extra garlic powder, tomato powder, cayenne, basil, and some
         | honey before putting it on a preheated sheet.
        
       | adammarples wrote:
       | A game changer is a little silicon tube from amazon in which you
       | can roll the garlic cloves and the skin peels right off. I can
       | run through a bulb in less than a minute, and then you can mince
       | the garlic and freeze it into ice cubes if needed for later.
        
         | kzrdude wrote:
         | Gently squeezing the clove under the blade of the knife on the
         | cutting-board and it's easy to peel that way too. I find it
         | works just fine, especially in combination with just chopping
         | it afterwards (instead of using a garlic crusher).
        
           | adammarples wrote:
           | I don't like to crush the garlic because I tend to grate it
        
       | mirekrusin wrote:
       | The time taken to write the article must be orders of magnitude
       | more than human being needs to spend on peeling and squeezing
       | garlic in their lifetime.
        
       | snarfy wrote:
       | I have IBS. There is no food worse for me than garlic. It's
       | delicious and I wish I could eat it. High in FODMAPs apparently.
        
       | fifilura wrote:
       | It is not that difficult to use and store fresh onions and
       | garlic.
       | 
       | I think none of them should go in a jar, I believe they emit some
       | sulphuric fumes that makes them smell really bad when they are
       | put in a closed jar. Have you ever tried putting half of an onion
       | in the fridge?
       | 
       | Corn has a similar problem, i don't like put that in the fridge
       | as leftovers.
       | 
       | Most other things are fine. Cilantro/coriander is ok to put in a
       | jar, but the remaining taste is 1% of the fresh .
        
         | floren wrote:
         | > Have you ever tried putting half of an onion in the fridge?
         | 
         | I wrap it in aluminum foil and never have a problem.
         | 
         | Bonus: touching the foil neutralizes the smell of onion on my
         | hands.
        
         | cableshaft wrote:
         | > Have you ever tried putting half of an onion in the fridge?
         | 
         | I do it all the time. I just put it in a sealed glass
         | container. Use it again in the next day or two. No big deal.
         | Longer than that and the onion starts to soften, but can be
         | still usable.
        
       | lumberjack24 wrote:
       | I'm 28 y.o and this is the first time I hear about garlic in a
       | jar. U.S.A never ceases to amaze me.
        
       | smm11 wrote:
       | I eat as much like it's 1930 as possible, but have no issue with
       | garlic in a jar, as right now it's a 'thing' and quite versatile.
       | This, too, will pass though and I'll be back to real garlic soon
       | enough.
        
       | nobody9999 wrote:
       | If you think jarred garlic isn't good, then don't use it.
       | 
       | I had this conversation with my sister in-law a few months back.
       | She prefers the fresh stuff -- and so do I.
       | 
       | She said she would never do use jarred garlic and suggested
       | various tools to mince/crush fresh garlic.
       | 
       | I thanked her for her advice and (possibly) said "Good. More for
       | me."
       | 
       | I use jarred garlic (a lot!) and buy it in quart (~900ml)
       | containers. I don't have the physical issues the author of TFA
       | has, I just have better things to do (and better things to spend
       | my money on -- fresh garlic is significantly more expensive) than
       | minced (or chopped) garlic when I'm cooking.
       | 
       | As for the ableist angle, I'm not convinced.
       | 
       | Because it's not _really_ about not considering what others can
       | /cannot do. Rather, it's about interacting with strangers online.
       | 
       | For some reason, some (many?) people think it's normal and fine
       | to rip into people they don't know online -- something most of
       | those folks wouldn't dream of doing IRL.
       | 
       | Don't like pre-minced garlic? Don't use it.
       | 
       | We have (or at least we used to) have a word (actually, a bunch
       | of them) for people who berate others for doing something they
       | don't prefer: Jerk, asshole, busybody, obnoxious fuck, etc.,
       | etc., etc.
       | 
       | I understand why that upsets people -- it annoys the hell out of
       | me too. And well it should.
       | 
       | But as I said, I'm not buying that it's somehow "ableist," in
       | that I'm sure that most folks don't know (or care, for that
       | matter) that the author of TFA has a physical issue that limits
       | what she can do.
       | 
       | Rather, they just take their own preferences (and in some cases,
       | they may actually be "better" for some values of that word) and
       | generalize their use case and preferences as "the right way. the
       | only way."
       | 
       | Which is ridiculous on its face.
       | 
       | This isn't _really_ about garlic. Or about ableism (which exists
       | and can absolutely be an issue). It 's about rude, obnoxious
       | jerks who take their trained-in prejudices for the laws of
       | nature.
       | 
       | Unfortunately, many folks don't feel comfortable calling others
       | out for their asshattery and instead internalize the abuse (and
       | that's what it is) they've been subjected to. And more's the
       | pity.
       | 
       | Edit: Improved my prose.
        
         | SV_BubbleTime wrote:
         | >I use jarred garlic (a lot!) and buy it in quart (~900ml)
         | containers. I don't have the physical issues the author of TFA
         | has,
         | 
         | It's been so long I'm afraid to ask... But what does TFA mean?
         | 
         | I thought it might mean the The Fucking Article... As in "Did
         | you read TFA? You moron." But that seems out of place for
         | someone who wrote their edit to be "Improved my prose."
        
           | nobody9999 wrote:
           | >It's been so long I'm afraid to ask... But what does TFA
           | mean?
           | 
           | >I thought it might mean the The Fucking Article... As in
           | "Did you read TFA? You moron." But that seems out of place
           | for someone who wrote their edit to be "Improved my prose."
           | 
           | Just as RTFM == Read The [Fine|Fucking] Manual, the 'F' in
           | TFA can mean either one.
           | 
           | I suppose that the quality of the article might impact how
           | you think about it, but _personally_ it 's 'The Fine Article'
           | to me. That _can_ be ironic, but isn 't necessarily.
           | 
           | As with most things, whatever works for you is just fine.
        
           | MonkeyMalarky wrote:
           | The fine article?
        
           | Xylakant wrote:
           | The Fine Article.
        
         | allenu wrote:
         | I often wonder if it's also due to different communication
         | styles. I remember in high school a friend and I would always
         | chat about movies and tell each other what we thought after
         | seeing one. My friend would always use language like "X movie
         | sucked" or "Y movie was boring".
         | 
         | For some reason whenever he would talk about his opinion of
         | movies, it got me a little bit annoyed, because his statements
         | always came across as objective truth. He didn't say, "I
         | thought X movie sucked" or "I felt that movie Y was boring...
         | for these reasons", he just said what he thought.
         | 
         | My communication style was always, "I feel this..." or "I think
         | this..." or "In my opinion, X was..." Whenever I get into
         | arguments with people nowadays, I often notice it's because I
         | want there to be the option for subjective opinion on things
         | and some people don't like that. They want an objective truth
         | that they can walk away with and say, "Well, after that
         | conversation, we came to the conclusion that Z was awful."
         | 
         | Since noticing my preferences for communications, I'm more okay
         | with people trying to say something is an objective truth. To
         | them, sure, there's one truth but I'm not going to waste my
         | time arguing beyond a certain point. It's not my job to
         | convince someone else two truths may exist simultaneously.
        
           | tyleo wrote:
           | I think it's merely a style as you mention in your first
           | sentence. Some people who speak using the objective style are
           | just being loose with language. They still realize what they
           | are saying is subjective.
           | 
           | I talk like this even when I'm being subjective. In fact, I
           | largely talk like this because I used to talk and write more
           | subjectively but I was dinged in an English class for not
           | sounding convincing.
        
         | toddmatthews wrote:
         | my mom says, "don't yuck my yum"
        
           | gwill wrote:
           | my family applies this to much more than food. helps make me
           | less judgmental.
        
         | seti0Cha wrote:
         | I'd go one step further: most of the people responding are
         | probably not jerks or assholes, just people sharing their own
         | opinions in a playfully exaggerated way which, when done in
         | person and accompanied by grins or laughter rarely causes
         | offense. "You like THAT movie?! That movie is the WORST! I've
         | lost all respect for you!" They have no way of knowing that the
         | author of the original tweet is expressing something that has
         | real significance to them.
        
           | haswell wrote:
           | > _" You like THAT movie?! That movie is the WORST! I've lost
           | all respect for you!"_
           | 
           | I don't know, this is still pretty jerky behavior when you're
           | on the receiving end of it, even if the person speaking is
           | "joking". Even if the entire goal is to have fun, at whose
           | expense? Why can't I just like a bad movie and not have to
           | catch shit for it? I think there's some truth to what you're
           | saying, but I think there's more to it.
           | 
           | In 2022, it's not enough to have an opinion. You must have
           | _THE_ opinion. You must be passionate about it. You must
           | attack others who do not share it. Anything less makes you a
           | Bad Person. This is modern online discourse. I hate it.
           | 
           | I'm being a bit hyperbolic, but only a bit. There is
           | something about online social interaction today that goes far
           | beyond "the playfulness is lost to the medium". I'd argue
           | that the playfulness in many cases no longer exists. And if
           | it does, it's indistinguishable. Hidden among 10 other
           | opinions that are also unnecessarily aggressive, and are not
           | attempting to joke about it.
        
             | moehm wrote:
             | > Why can't I just like a bad movie and not have to catch
             | shit for it?
             | 
             | I don't know anything about movies, but I know a thing
             | about wine, food and spirits.
             | 
             | A thing most people don't understand is that liking a thing
             | != the thing is actually good and vice versa. A good critic
             | always says enjoy what you like, and their job is aiding
             | your way to find it. Often there are objective-ish criteria
             | to judge a thing (e.g. balance or complexity in a wine).
             | But nobody knows what you personally enjoy. If you enjoy
             | the taste of burned meat, a medium rare steak may not be
             | what you _like_ , but you can't say it's not _good_.
             | 
             | Same is probably true for movies as well. Just because a
             | movie is _bad_ , you can still _like_ it. And you can
             | _dislike_ a _good_ movie as well. Those two things are not
             | the same.
        
           | nobody9999 wrote:
           | >I'd go one step further: most of the people responding are
           | probably not jerks or assholes, just people sharing their own
           | opinions in a playfully exaggerated way which, when done in
           | person and accompanied by grins or laughter rarely causes
           | offense. "You like THAT movie?! That movie is the WORST! I've
           | lost all respect for you!" They have no way of knowing that
           | the author of the original tweet is expressing something that
           | has real significance to them.
           | 
           | You may well be correct -- in fact, I'd say you certainly are
           | for some folks.
           | 
           | That said, given the ubiquity of Poe's Law[0], it's an iffy
           | proposition to engage in irony/satire/sarcasm in text-only
           | forums.
           | 
           | That's a sad truth about online discourse. And it pains me.
           | 
           | [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
        
           | mlyle wrote:
           | Eh. I think what you're describing is step 1.
           | 
           | Step 2 is people online hearing other people talking like it
           | has real significance to them, perceiving it as a real
           | important norm, and then persecuting others for it.
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | My partner is impatiently waiting for me to pull up the garlic
         | I planted, which is not ready yet. First hot spell turned some
         | leaves brown but that doesn't mean it's ready.
         | 
         | She does use jarred garlic for some dishes, we still go through
         | a lot of store bought garlic, but she says it's rather bland
         | compared to the stuff from the garden. I haven't done a side by
         | side comparison but I don't have any reason to doubt her.
         | Transport stable crops tend to be lacking in other characters
         | so that probably is a lot of it. But most heirloom and landrace
         | garlic has to survive at least 4 months and preferably 6 in
         | storage to be viable as seed garlic, so it's not like peaches
         | or mulberries where you have to eat, cook or can them by day 2
         | or they're mush.
        
         | mlyle wrote:
         | > But as I said, I'm not buying that it's somehow "ableist," in
         | that I'm sure that most folks don't know (or care, for that
         | matter) that the author of TFA has a physical issue that limits
         | what she can do.
         | 
         | Well, you know, it's both.
         | 
         | We should be tolerant and more welcoming of other peoples'
         | choices that don't affect us.
         | 
         | And sometimes we're being even worse-- being a _real asshole_
         | because other people aren 't able to make the choices we're
         | sneering at them for-- because of reasons of ability, or
         | economics, or what's possible in the place they live, etc.
         | 
         | When we are ready to form snap judgments of people for what
         | appears to be their preference, we may actually be judging them
         | for ability or economics or location or cultural background. We
         | may be judging them for something they have little ability to
         | control.
         | 
         | > Don't like pre-minced garlic? Don't use it.
         | 
         | There's a million things you can do to make food better. Yes,
         | fresh ingredients are better, hand-prepared with no wait, etc.
         | 
         | But unless you are spending all day and oodles of money making
         | a Michelin-class meal, you're making some tradeoffs-- tradeoffs
         | of cost, time, effort, learned skills. And you can still make a
         | fantastic meal that's much better than what people typically
         | eat with pre-minced garlic and shredded commodity cheese.
         | 
         | But it's pretty easy for us to collectively turn judgey on
         | small specific things.
        
           | nobody9999 wrote:
           | >But it's pretty easy for us to collectively turn judgey on
           | small specific things
           | 
           | That was the entire point I was trying to make. That, and
           | that doing so is douchebaggery.
           | 
           | As to the ableist bit, it's not (as I _explicitly_ stated)
           | that ableism isn 't a nasty thing -- it is -- but that those
           | who engage in the activity discussed in TFA aren't
           | _specifically_ being ableist, they 're just being douchebags
           | and are insulting and nasty not because of ableism, but
           | because they're assholes.
        
             | mlyle wrote:
             | I guess what I'm trying to clarify is: one may think
             | they're just making a value judgment about someone's
             | _choices_ , but they very easily can be actually also
             | judging based on shortfalls in ability or income... or
             | different backgrounds, location, culture, etc.
             | 
             | I agree judging based on peoples' superficial choices isn't
             | great. But I think judging people based on things _they can
             | 't change_ or that are close to _intrinsic_ is even worse.
        
               | nobody9999 wrote:
               | >I agree judging based on peoples' superficial choices
               | isn't great. But I think judging people based on things
               | they can't change or that are close to intrinsic is even
               | worse.
               | 
               | An excellent point. And I agree.
               | 
               | That said, I didn't distinguish between those types of
               | "judgement," because they're both dick moves.
        
         | BugsJustFindMe wrote:
         | > _I use jarred garlic (a lot!) and buy it in quart (~900ml)
         | containers._
         | 
         | I want to use it, because it seems like such a convenience, but
         | every time I buy a jar it tastes...weird/bad. I think because
         | it's always mixed with citric acid to keep from oxidizing
         | aggressively? But then it doesn't taste like garlic anymore. Is
         | that something you experience too? Is there a remedy? Does it
         | vary by brand?
        
           | klodolph wrote:
           | Fresh garlic contains alliin (two Ls, two Is) and alliinase.
           | Cutting or crushing garlic mixes the two, which starts a
           | chemical reaction that turns them into allicin. Allicin has
           | an incredibly powerful flavor--it's overwhelming, even.
           | Jarred garlic has lots of allicin and there's not really
           | anything you can do to prevent it. To prevent the chemical
           | reaction, you prevent the alliin and alliinase from mixing,
           | and to do that, you keep the garlic whole. I honestly don't
           | think that choosing a different brand or different method of
           | preparation is going to get you any advantages here, this is
           | just how garlic works.
           | 
           | This chemical reaction explains why every method of preparing
           | garlic tastes different. If you use a sharp knife and cut
           | garlic into thin slices, you'll get less allicin and once you
           | cook the garlic, it will be more sweet. The sharp knife
           | doesn't crush as much of the garlic's cell walls. If you
           | crush garlic in a press, the chemical reaction happens at
           | just about maximum speed, and you get a very pungent garlic
           | flavor.
           | 
           | This chemical reaction evolved as a defense mechanism against
           | animals who would eat the garlic bulb. Bulbs in the same
           | family--onions, garlic, shallots, scallions, etc--basically
           | engage in chemical warfare. Humans (and certain other
           | animals) have a number of adaptations which allow use to eat
           | these foods anyway.
        
             | Natsu wrote:
             | Isn't that basically true of most spices? They're things
             | we're immune to that other animals/bacteria/etc. aren't?
        
           | nobody9999 wrote:
           | >I want to use it, because it seems like such a convenience,
           | but every time I buy a jar it tastes...weird/bad.
           | 
           | I suggest that you do whatever you want/prefer.
           | 
           | As I said in a previous comment[0]:                  It's not
           | that I find mincing fresh garlic onerous. Rather         the
           | taste difference (feel free to disagree, I don't mind
           | -- please do exactly what you want to do) for me isn't big
           | enough to compensate for the convenience (and lower cost)
           | of dumping a couple spoonfuls of pre-minced (in water, not
           | oil -- although if you prefer oil, then have at it) garlic
           | and off you go.
           | 
           | > Is that something you experience too? Is there a remedy?
           | Does it vary by brand?
           | 
           | Sort of. Yes, the flavor (if I eat it out of the jar) _is_ a
           | bit different, but once it 's mixed into the dish I'm
           | cooking, the difference isn't big enough for me to care.
           | 
           | [0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31950407
        
             | johnmaguire wrote:
             | In case you're wondering, you're likely being downvoted
             | because the person you responded to asked, seemingly in
             | good faith, if you had any tricks or tips for improving
             | jarred garlic (e.g. by preparation or brand choice.)
             | 
             | To respond by quoting the very comment they replied to
             | comes off as unnecessarily defensive and doesn't seem to
             | assume good faith.
        
               | nobody9999 wrote:
               | >In case you're wondering, you're likely being downvoted
               | because the person you responded to asked, seemingly in
               | good faith, if you had any tricks or tips for improving
               | jarred garlic (e.g. by preparation or brand choice.)
               | 
               | I don't have any useful suggestions and said so. Should I
               | lie?
               | 
               | >To respond by quoting the very comment they replied to
               | comes off as unnecessarily defensive and doesn't seem to
               | assume good faith.
               | 
               | Except the comment they replied to was this one[0] (I
               | _checked_ to make sure before responding), not the one I
               | quoted[1]. In fact, GP posted their comment _before_ I
               | posted the comment I quoted.
               | 
               | I will say that clicking the "parent" link in GP's post
               | (as I did) would have confirmed the above for you.
               | 
               | I know what's in my mind and I wrote in good faith only
               | to express my thoughts and ideas.
               | 
               | If other folks don't like what I say or how I say it, so
               | be it. I don't require their (or yours, for that matter)
               | approval.
               | 
               | That's not an attack on you (or anyone else) or an
               | attempt to be mean or unpleasant. It's just how I see it.
               | 
               | I don't even resent the downvotes. People wiil do as they
               | do, and unless there's a _material_ impact on me, I don
               | 't really care.
               | 
               | [0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31949856
               | 
               | [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31950407
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | sbierwagen wrote:
               | >I don't have any useful suggestions and said so. Should
               | I lie?
               | 
               | You are not required to reply to every comment on HN.
        
               | nobody9999 wrote:
               | My CIA handler told me that I have to respond to _every_
               | response, no matter how inane (kinda like yours).
               | 
               | I really hate it, but I don't want to go back to Gitmo.
        
             | s1artibartfast wrote:
             | It strikes me as weird to go from a long well worded post
             | describing how different personal opinions are legitimate,
             | to seemingly dismissing someone for having an opinion.
        
               | nobody9999 wrote:
               | >It strikes me as weird to go from a long well worded
               | post describing how different personal opinions
               | legitimate, to seemingly dismissing someone for having an
               | opinion.
               | 
               | I guess my writing style isn't conducive to conveying my
               | meaning. I won't rehash what I said previously[0] about
               | this, but I answered (without much detail as I couldn't
               | answer their question reasonably as I just don't know).
               | 
               | Perhaps that's something I might think about.
               | 
               | I am a little taken aback with this, not because folks
               | are downvoting me, but because the _first_ assumption
               | folks seem to be making is that I 'm writing in bad
               | faith.
               | 
               | Aren't we supposed to (I know I try -- not always
               | successfully -- which doesn't reflect well on me when I
               | don't) to read others' comments in the most charitable
               | way/assume good faith?
               | 
               | I'm not really sure what seemed dismissive there, I
               | certainly didn't intend it to be so. Thank you for taking
               | the time to express this.
               | 
               | If I could impose upon you to clarify what, _exactly_ ,
               | seemed dismissive, perhaps I could express myself without
               | that impression in the future. Thanks!
               | 
               | [0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31951326
               | 
               | Edit: Added the _missing link_.
        
               | s1artibartfast wrote:
               | From your other posts, it seems pretty clear that
               | sentiment received was different than the sentiment
               | intended.
               | 
               | I think the confusion stems from a response that seems to
               | be a non-sequitur/ orthogonal to the parent statement.
               | Because of this, readers struggle to fill in the intent,
               | charitable or not.
               | 
               | >>I want to use it, because it seems like such a
               | convenience, but every time I buy a jar it
               | tastes...weird/bad.
               | 
               | >I suggest that you do whatever you want/prefer.
               | 
               | The parent comment is already trying to do what they
               | want, but encountering a challenge.
               | 
               | Telling someone to do what they are already doing and
               | ignoring the challenge/question comes off as inattentive
               | and/or dismissive.
               | 
               | for example:
               | 
               | "Every time I restart my computer, I get a blue screen
               | error code. do you have advice? "
               | 
               | "Just restart your computer"
               | 
               | It is hard to read a logical but charitable intent. The
               | most charitable I can get is not understanding the
               | question, or an error in the response.
               | 
               | Hope this helps
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | > "Every time I restart my computer, I get a blue screen
               | error code. do you have advice? "
               | 
               | > "Just restart your computer"
               | 
               | I'm reminded of one of the Jargon File's "AI Koans":
               | 
               | ----
               | 
               | A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by
               | turning the power off and on.
               | 
               | Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly:
               | "You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with
               | no understanding of what is going wrong."
               | 
               | Knight turned the machine off and on.
               | 
               | The machine worked.
        
               | nobody9999 wrote:
               | >>I suggest that you do whatever you want/prefer.
               | 
               | >The parent comment is already trying to do what they
               | want, but encountering a challenge.
               | 
               | >Telling someone to do what they are already doing and
               | ignoring the question comes off as inattentive and/or
               | dismissive.
               | 
               | That makes sense. Thank you. That said, it was pretty
               | clear in my mind that I meant they should use their own
               | best judgement as that's likely the best way to get what
               | you want.
               | 
               | Perhaps what I _should_ have said was:
               | Unfortunately, I don't have a good answer for you about
               | that, but if you find that jarred garlic tastes
               | weird/bad,        then I imagine you'd prefer just to use
               | the fresh stuff.            That said, I don't know if
               | it's jarred garlic in general or        just the stuff
               | you purchased, but the jarred stuff        *definitely*
               | tastes different than fresh garlic.
               | 
               | The comment that has been poorly received _was_ lower
               | effort than my previous comment (the one replied to by
               | GP) and I made assumptions (that my thought process there
               | was clear) that were unwarranted.
               | 
               | I appreciate your time and effort in explaining this to
               | me.
               | 
               | I can't change the past, but I _can_ try to do better in
               | the future. I hope to do so.
        
           | Tagbert wrote:
           | See if you can find Dorot Garden's crush garlic in little
           | frozen cubes. It retains the flavor of fresh crushed garlic.
           | I get it a Trade Joes. https://dorotgardens.com/product-
           | crushed-garlic/
        
         | mr_gibbins wrote:
         | Just a quick note, something my dad taught me. Break apart the
         | garlic into segments, peel them then use a broad, flat kitchen
         | knife and crush the garlic with the heel of your hand. Once
         | crushed, gather together and finely chop.
         | 
         | I've never gotten along with garlic crushers, they leave too
         | much of the garlic in the tool and washing them is difficult.
        
           | codyb wrote:
           | Huh, I always crush with the knife edge _before_ peeling,
           | then the skins come off easy as pie.
           | 
           | This is after washing the garlic segments I plan to use, then
           | I save the skins along with other washed refuse from carrots,
           | onions, celery, etc and use that when I make broths with
           | bones I've collected.
           | 
           | Then from those broths you can reserve the fat layer that
           | accumulates at the top and use that to sautee veggies, mm mm
           | mm!
        
             | blooalien wrote:
             | You're sounding a lot like a right proper cook. All the
             | great tricks granny taught...
        
           | nobody9999 wrote:
           | >Just a quick note, something my dad taught me. Break apart
           | the garlic into segments, peel them then use a broad, flat
           | kitchen knife and crush the garlic with the heel of your
           | hand. Once crushed, gather together and finely chop.
           | 
           | Thank you for the suggestion. I am already aware of that
           | method (as well as several others).
           | 
           | It's not that I find mincing fresh garlic onerous. Rather the
           | taste difference (feel free to disagree, I don't mind --
           | please do exactly what _you_ want to do) for me isn 't big
           | enough to compensate for the convenience (and lower cost) of
           | dumping a couple spoonfuls of pre-minced (in water, not oil
           | -- although if you prefer oil, then have at it) garlic and
           | off you go.
        
             | manmal wrote:
             | > feel free to disagree, I don't mind -- please do exactly
             | what you want to do
             | 
             | Meta: I think it goes without saying that readers will do
             | whatever they want to. You telling the reader explicitly
             | that they should do what they want can come across as
             | passive-aggressive. Paradoxically, you _are_ telling them
             | how they should behave by writing that.
        
               | phantom784 wrote:
               | I think it's useful in the context of the original
               | article, which is about it being okay to disagree about
               | cooking methods.
        
               | deadbunny wrote:
               | Not GP but I just see it as preemptive defense as is so
               | often needed online. "I like it this way" will often be
               | interpreted as "I like it this way and if you disagree
               | you're wrong!" leading to pointless flamewars.
        
               | blooalien wrote:
               | To me it seems that people who take "I like it this way"
               | and extend it in their minds to include "...and if you
               | disagree you're wrong!" when no such intent is likely are
               | just actively looking for any excuse for an argument.
               | Those people aren't worth engaging with further in my
               | opinion. Just wasted energy/effort, and
               | unwanted/unnecessary stress.
        
               | nobody9999 wrote:
               | >>> feel free to disagree, I don't mind -- please do
               | exactly what you want to do
               | 
               | >Meta: I think it goes without saying that readers will
               | do whatever they want to. You telling the reader
               | explicitly that they should do what they want can come
               | across as passive-aggressive. Paradoxically, you _are_
               | telling them how they should behave by writing that.
               | 
               | It's funny (as in disturbing -- at least to me) that you
               | took my statement that way.
               | 
               | I _intentionally_ used those words to point up my main
               | thesis WRT this entire discussion:                 What I
               | think is what *I* think, and is *not* a prescription
               | (or proscription) for others.  Rather, it's my take and I
               | have no interest in telling *anyone* (nor should others
               | do        so) what to do, think or say.
               | 
               | The idea that I _thought_ I was giving folks _permission_
               | in some form or fashion doesn 't make much sense (IMHO)
               | unless you assume I'm one of the people I decry in my
               | initial post[0] in this thread, which is _not_ assuming
               | good faith on my part.
               | 
               | I'd be offended if I cared what you think/do/say. In
               | fact, I'm only responding as it _appears_ you think that
               | I 'm somehow acting in bad faith.
               | 
               | If you find my writing to be "passive aggressive," please
               | note my username and ignore (or downvote) _everything_ I
               | write.
               | 
               | I wish you health, happiness and success. Have a good
               | day.
               | 
               | [0] https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=nobody9999
        
           | gwill wrote:
           | i find that lightly crushing the garlic before peeling helps
           | separate the skin and makes peeling easier.
           | 
           | also, touching stainless steel helps remove the garlic scent
           | from your hands.
        
           | someguy5344523 wrote:
           | I started using garlic crushers when I learned that you don't
           | need to peel the cloves to use it. Plus, if you don't peel
           | them, clean up is actually pretty easy. As for leaving garlic
           | behind; yes, that's true, but garlic is also cheap, so you
           | can just crush more.
        
           | MisterBastahrd wrote:
           | You can also do this: turn the blade so that it is facing you
           | and "chop" the garlic with the backside of the knife. It will
           | crush the garlic into bits.
        
           | samatman wrote:
           | There's one company (Joseph & Joseph) which makes a garlic
           | 'rocker' and with a soft silicone spatula you get all the
           | garlic back, from a device which is as easy to clean as any
           | normal utensil.
        
           | weaksauce wrote:
           | > they leave too much of the garlic in the tool and washing
           | them is difficult.
           | 
           | if you peel the garlic first you can just scrape the rest of
           | the bit into the dish and while it's not as finely crushed
           | and separated as the other parts... it tends to meld in just
           | fine(mostly) and you don't waste anything.
        
           | blooalien wrote:
           | This is actually the same method I was taught, and I find it
           | simpler and faster and just generally better all around over
           | using any "special tool" made for the purpose. Lay the flat
           | of the blade across a hunk of garlic, _smack_ you 're done.
           | Fast and easy.
        
           | stuaxo wrote:
           | Yup, grew up with garlic crushers and have one in the kitchen
           | but mostly do this, it's not much longer once you factor in
           | the time to find the garlic crusher.
        
         | ValentineC wrote:
         | > _(and better things to spend my money on -- fresh garlic is
         | significantly more expensive) than minced (or chopped) garlic
         | when I 'm cooking._
         | 
         | This sounds like one of those few weird things in the US where
         | the processed version's somehow cheaper.
         | 
         | Fresh [1] garlic is around 1/2 the price of minced [2] here in
         | Singapore.
         | 
         | [1] https://www.amazon.sg/Thygrace-Whole-
         | Garlic-200g-packaging/d...
         | 
         | [2] https://www.amazon.sg/Jia-Wang-Chopped-
         | Garlic-250/dp/B08NVRY...
        
           | nobody9999 wrote:
           | >This sounds like one of those few weird things in the US
           | where the processed version's somehow cheaper.
           | 
           | If you buy it in a supermarket, minced/chopped garlic _is_
           | more expensive. Mostly (I surmise) because they charge a lot
           | for the tiny jars and don 't sell the big ones.
           | 
           | I buy my garlic online from folks who generally sell to
           | restaurants/food service companies. As such, I pay much, much
           | less than from the supermarket.
           | 
           | If I couldn't get the big jars at a good price, I'd use the
           | fresh stuff more often.
        
       | wolframhempel wrote:
       | I think in cooking, there is a joy that comes from the raw, fresh
       | ingredients themselves. If you ever watch videos of Gordon Ramsay
       | buying ingredients at Borough Market you see the passion he feels
       | for fresh produce or a perfect piece of fish.
       | 
       | I very much share in that. I've tried to learn how to cook light
       | and fragrant Vietnamese and Thai dishes lately. Coming home with
       | grocery bags full of fresh lemon grass, thai basil and vegetables
       | is just really satisfying in its own right and motivates to cook.
        
       | mtrycz2 wrote:
       | "In Defence of..." articles considered harmful.
       | 
       | All a needless justification of resisting peer pressure instead
       | of letting it bounce off and enjoying life.
        
       | cmrdporcupine wrote:
       | We have ~4000 heads of garlic in the ground at our little farm
       | here, and are in our third year of selling garlic as a business.
       | 
       | But we still usually have a couple jars of store-bought pre-
       | minced stuff in the cupboard. It comes in handy.
       | 
       | Blanket prohibitions and snobbery are just stupid.
        
       | bombcar wrote:
       | Snobs have always existed, and they love to hate on things the
       | "common man" likes. But McDonalds and Budweiser continue to make
       | millions, so it's pretty obvious that the snobs are in the
       | minority.
        
       | mihaic wrote:
       | I'd venture to say that internet food snobs have also ruined
       | proper food lessons.
       | 
       | Snobbery can be good or bad. At its best, it allows people to
       | learn from the experience of others and protects against mistakes
       | that aren't bad for the individual but bad for the overall
       | system. But snobs for the sake of signaling status not only make
       | everyone more unhappy, they also ruin the concept that experts
       | actually exist.
       | 
       | The right thing is almost never the opposite of the wrong thing.
        
       | asojfdowgh wrote:
       | I only have the freshest kipper during breakfast.
       | 
       | To care much about garlic itself, when the flavor is 99% based on
       | how long you heat it, would be a pinnacle of snobbishness.
       | 
       | plus, though I'm not certain, doesn't the process of breaking
       | down garlic change the flavor itself? freshly broken down garlic
       | vs jarred broken down garlic, the latter I'd imagine to be
       | "richer"
        
       | dekhn wrote:
       | To me the delivery mechanism of the stored garlic is not that
       | important as long as it's not stale or oxidized. really gross. I
       | also know from talking to most people that what smells bad in
       | garlic to me smells fine to them.
        
       | cttet wrote:
       | This sentence in the article quite contradict with itself: "In a
       | culture obsessed with the right and wrong way of doing things"
       | But it also have this negative sentiment towards culture and
       | point out "the right and wrong way of doing things".
       | 
       | The only way for me to make it consistent is that it is a
       | relative self-reflective view that "I am also part of the culture
       | and this is destined to happen".
        
         | thaumasiotes wrote:
         | > The only way for me to make it consistent is that it is a
         | relative self-reflective view that "I am also part of the
         | culture and this is destined to happen".
         | 
         | Consider the view that American culture is devoted largely to
         | worrying about how evil American culture is, and that this is
         | dysfunctional.
         | 
         | Forget whether it's accurate. As an American, you can't
         | technically take this view without being part of the problem
         | you're identifying.
         | 
         | But if it's enough of a problem, maybe it's worth sucking up
         | the logical issues.
        
         | YurgenJurgensen wrote:
         | This.
         | 
         | Someone who writes 2400 words on how hot takes on social media
         | about garlic are wrong doesn't really have a cooking hobby,
         | they have a cooking-themed blogging hobby.
        
       | t43562 wrote:
       | My impression is that you only get this nonsense when people are
       | being competitive about cooking rather than actually caring about
       | eating nice food.
       | 
       | There are shortcuts that work and shortcuts that don't work so
       | well and IMO it's an incredible waste of time to put effort into
       | something that doesn't make a difference.
       | 
       | FWIW my best tricks (which I learned from other people):
       | 
       | 1 - to make pancakes (English style i.e. thin) use self raising
       | flour anyhow because it cooks through better. 1 egg per 100g
       | flour and at least 125% liquid to flour ratio. If you want to be
       | fancy you can grind up oats and substitute them for about 40% of
       | the flour and there's a minor improvement in taste and I feel
       | it's very slightly healthier perhaps.
       | 
       | 2 - Worcestershire sauce makes mince dishes better - e.g
       | bolognaise or the filling for Shepherds pie. With it, you can
       | stick to very basic ingredients and still get a good result (e.g.
       | fried onions and ketchup/tomato paste).
        
         | jerkstate wrote:
         | Worcestershire sauce is my secret weapon in burgers, chili, and
         | other meals with ground red meat! such great umami flavor!
        
           | skyyler wrote:
           | For things that the spicy undertones wouldn't work well with,
           | consider trying fish sauce. It's even more intense with the
           | umami boosting ability. It's practically liquid MSG. I
           | recommend Red Boat 40degN to people unfamiliar with it as an
           | ingredient, it's basically "first press" and has a clean and
           | pure flavour.
           | 
           | Cheaper fish sauces can be very fishy. Good fish sauce won't
           | make the final dish taste fishy unless you use an extreme
           | amount.
        
             | jandrese wrote:
             | Do you have a good fish sauce brand? I tried one once and
             | even a couple of drops in a sauce I was preparing managed
             | to make the entire house smell like Poseidon's week old gym
             | socks.
        
               | skyyler wrote:
               | I literally recommended one in the comment you responded
               | to.
               | 
               | But, Red Boat 40degN.
        
       | webmobdev wrote:
       | There's nothing snobbish about the claim that food cooked with
       | fresh ingredients are more flavourful and nutritious. Nobody can
       | also deny that _processed foods_ save a lot of cooking time. But
       | they are often unhealthier (in the long term) because of all the
       | salt, sugar, artificial flavours and preservatives that are used
       | in it. And they are often always costlier. It 's the last 2
       | things that really irk me - I recently bought some cocoa powder,
       | and was hard-pressed to find any brand selling it without
       | artificial cocoa flavouring. These cheap artificial flavourings
       | allow the processed food industry to reduce or substitute the
       | original ingredient with a cheaper alternative, while ensuring
       | the artificial flavouring doesn't let us know the difference.
       | This is one of the major reasons people who really love cooking
       | avoid processed foods, and often prefer fresh ingredients.
       | 
       | All that said, people like the author should learn to care less
       | about the unimportant / irrelevant opinions of others, especially
       | strangers. And learn to diplomatically handle such opinions.
       | (After all, pride and snobbery does creep in when we learn a
       | skill that we enjoy and become better at. I confess that I am an
       | occasional snob too since I learned cooking! As is the author,
       | even if she doesn't realise it ...).
        
       | yakubin wrote:
       | This article is really weird. This person developed insecurity
       | about using jarred garlic, because they saw (or imagined) that
       | someone in college looked at them wrong when they used it. Then
       | they proceeded to look out for comments about jarred garlic on
       | Twitter, because what people say on Twitter is important. And
       | then they complain that the snobs don't think about disabled
       | people when they behave snobby. What a surprise. When I say that
       | running regularly is healthy for you, I also don't think about
       | people who don't have legs, have deformed legs, or have other
       | disabilities preventing them from running. What sort of a
       | complaint is that?
       | 
       | Overall, it gives the impression that this person actively
       | searched for something to feel insecure about and then wrote a
       | looong article about it.
       | 
       | Also, it's weird to label mincing garlic yourself as snobby, when
       | it's the cheap option done by almost everyone. Forget about
       | finding jarred garlic in a pleb fridge. Hipsters with creative
       | eating habits? Much more likely. And for people without
       | applicable disabilities, jarred garlic doesn't save all that much
       | time. Time spent mincing garlic barely registers compared to
       | other activities in the kitchen. And jarred garlic is A LOT more
       | expensive[1]. But if you have disabilities, it may be the
       | rational choice, yup, no argument about that. And even when it's
       | not the rational choice, who cares?
       | 
       | When I cook, I don't check on Twitter if my way of cooking is
       | approved by snobs. Go on detox from Twitter. Your life will get
       | much better than by fighting imagined ableism.
       | 
       | [1]: No surprise here really. Fresh food is almost always several
       | times cheaper than processed food. After all, it's less work to
       | make it.
        
         | floren wrote:
         | > Overall, it gives the impression that this person actively
         | searched for something to feel insecure about and then wrote a
         | looong article about it.
         | 
         | Hello and welcome to modern long-form thinkpieces. The Walrus
         | kinda seems like it wants to be a Canadian version of The
         | Atlantic, so it's par for the course.
        
       | throw93232 wrote:
       | In europe garlic in jar is "snobbish" option. It is 5x more
       | expensive, produces a lot of waste and has brand and "proper bio"
       | markers. Normal garlic you buy at streetmarket or grow yourself,
       | is noname option for poor people.
        
         | eternauta3k wrote:
         | Where in "Europe"? The streetmarket here is super expensive,
         | cheap garlic comes from the supermarket.
        
           | LaGrange wrote:
           | Poland, circa 1995
        
         | dagw wrote:
         | _streetmarket or grow yourself, is noname option for poor
         | people._
         | 
         | In 'my' Europe, shopping at street markets and growing your own
         | food is a typical rich people activity.
        
       | simiones wrote:
       | Most, or all, cooking pop-culture is coming from a standpoint
       | that puts the taste of food before any other concern. And yes, in
       | general fresh produce processed right before cooking is
       | unbeatable in taste (ignoring the large world of home-made
       | preserves). I don't think its ableist to focus on this in your
       | cooking show, and sing the praises of the tastiest possible food.
       | 
       | Of course, in practice, for people who aren't working as cooks at
       | least, there are many concerns more important than getting the
       | last possible bit of taste from your food (that you may not even
       | taste until you've developed your palate a bit). Convenience and
       | prep-time are extremely important as well, and will often
       | dominate your ability and willingness to cook half-way decent
       | food far above the freshness of the ingredients.
       | 
       | The biggest problem is when such normal compromises start being
       | associated with pride and shame. For example, I greatly enjoy
       | high-quality coffee (especially Panama Gesha varieties), and I
       | know how important is to freshly grind it to get the perfect
       | taste. But most days, I just need a quick cup of coffee before
       | work, so I make a cup of pre-ground cheap coffee. I don't think
       | it's "just as good", but I'm also not in any way ashamed of using
       | such inferior coffee.
        
         | sybercecurity wrote:
         | A wise old co-worker once told me: "The secret to happiness in
         | life is bad taste." He logic being that if you only expect the
         | best, you will be disappointed most of the time and to learn to
         | like the mediocre (or lower). Rather stoic in nature but
         | applies to "snobs" as most people associate
         | food/wine/coffee/booze snobs as always complaining about things
         | not being correct.
        
       | tims33 wrote:
       | I think what the author meant to say is to ignore your critics.
       | No one ruined the author's love of cooking other than the author
       | taking their statements to heart.
        
         | Gigachad wrote:
         | Also while some of the comments are needlessly harsh, they are
         | at some level true. Fresh stuff usually does taste better and
         | cost less.
         | 
         | If you told someone "I'm using this because I'm disabled so
         | it's easier", no one is going to second guess that. But for the
         | average person, they are better off doing things the suggested
         | way.
         | 
         | I used to use things like pre grated cheeses until someone told
         | me they are vastly inferrer to grating it yourself so I
         | switched and my cooking improved.
         | 
         | Sure, some people make a song and dance about it and call
         | ingredients dried cat vomit but they are correct that fresh is
         | much better if you can manage it. And even the hardcore home
         | cooks will look the other way on things like frozen puff
         | pastry.
        
         | dubswithus wrote:
         | True. Also, you can always criticize your friends right back.
        
       | AlbertCory wrote:
       | Funny how an article about jarred garlic & ableism quickly
       | devolves into a discussion of making coffee.
       | 
       | My friend Jerry & I are preparing a series of articles testing
       | whether coffee drinkers (and especially, coffee snobs) can
       | actually taste the difference between the outputs of various
       | choices in coffee brewing.
       | 
       | I would think the same technique would shut up some of the
       | cooking snobs about other things: can you taste the difference
       | between two identical dishes, one made with freshly chopped
       | garlic and the other with jarred? (where the garlic is a fairly
       | small component in the dish rather than a main actor, e.g. garlic
       | bread?)
        
       | ilitirit wrote:
       | I've always thought that the reason to avoid garlic-in-a-jar-of-
       | oil was because of botulism:
       | 
       | https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/Can-you-get-botulism-from-gar...
        
         | notriddle wrote:
         | Keep it in the fridge.
        
           | gnicholas wrote:
           | FYI, that only works for up to a week.
           | 
           | > _stored in the refrigerator at 40 degF or lower for no more
           | than 7 days_
           | 
           | At temperatures above 38deg, the toxin can be produced, and
           | no amount of cooking will make it safe to eat.
        
         | gnicholas wrote:
         | The major concern is with homemade garlic-in-oil. Garlic tends
         | to have botulism bacteria, but they can't thrive in an aerobic
         | environment. When you put it in oil, it will thrive (even when
         | refrigerated) and produce the toxin, which is deadly.
         | 
         | The only way to kill the bacteria is to cook it at an extremely
         | high temperature/pressure, which I believe cannot be created by
         | home cooks (certainly not on the stove).
         | 
         | Store-bought garlic jars are treated to be safe, though I don't
         | know if they can become contaminated when you open them and
         | leave them out on the counter. My guess is this is probably not
         | common, otherwise it would happen with all sorts of food that
         | is stored in oil and kept for long periods of time in the
         | fridge.
        
       | pugworthy wrote:
       | For me the decision is based on whether the option has wasteful
       | packaging or not. Garlic in a jar? No problem. Mushrooms pre-
       | sliced in a plastic package, no way Jose. Gimme those ones I
       | picked out myself and put into a paper bag.
        
         | Eric_WVGG wrote:
         | I'm a bit of a food snob and recently bought a jar of minced-
         | in-oil-garlic... got tired of finding green sprouts in freshly
         | purchased bulbs (it's overripe, toss it). I give up.
        
       | throw0101a wrote:
       | America's Test Kitchen recently released a review video "The Best
       | Substitutes for Fresh Garlic":
       | 
       | * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anbWTqJMQC8
       | 
       | Also, from a few years ago, "The Science of Garlic and How to
       | Make the Best Garlic Bread" with Dan Souza in their 'science-y
       | series':
       | 
       | * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxM3tZkwNKA
        
       | leto_ii wrote:
       | One pernicious side-effect of gatekeeping snobbery is that it
       | pushes beginners to adopt techniques and tools that don't make
       | sense that early in the game.
       | 
       | To give a concrete example: personally I'm an interested pool
       | beginner (~c- player). One day, while at the local pool hall I
       | saw a couple of guys that I could immediately tell were less
       | experienced than me. They both had ~1k euros Predator cues, jump
       | cues, break cues, the whole thing. They went on about deflection
       | and Masse shots (pretty advanced stuff) and then proceeded to
       | fail most of the pocket shots they played. They would have been
       | way better served by the cheap pool hall cues and just focusing
       | on the right posture when they leaned on the table...
        
       | tappio wrote:
       | This is quite funny. We have a group of friends really obsessed
       | with making great food. We cook together menus with top notch
       | ingredients retrieved from local sources, spending days studying
       | recipes and planning menus and practicing each step. I love to
       | make great foods for any friends who visit, if I can make time
       | into my calendar. At the same time, we also share all possible
       | hacks for making fast and efficient foods, sharing information
       | which ready made canned things taste good and which not. Never
       | discarding something because it's not "pure". Some processed
       | goods and premade meals are amazing! Everything has their time
       | and place. Being food snob 24/7 must be super exhausting. It has
       | its time and place, sure, but most of the time I want something
       | tasty with minimal effort.
        
         | sumtechguy wrote:
         | For this sort of thing. 'Cheat' where you dont care and and
         | prep where you do. I have one recipe that is pretty much _only_
         | canned items. I have tried doing scratch on it. That thing will
         | just not come out the right way. But the  'right way' is it
         | tastes the same as my mom made it. She used canned. Canned/pre-
         | prepped has usually one thing going for it. constancy. The
         | taste/shape/feel will be pretty much spot on every time. When
         | going self prep though your ingredients can make a wild
         | difference on how things come out. I have one I make from
         | scratch and just depending on the day the cut of meat will be
         | 'off' somehow. Looks identical to all the prev times. But still
         | comes out different. The major downside to canned/pre-prepped
         | is usually salt. Many are heavy in salt (which I personally
         | like) but I know many dont. One thing I always cheat on is
         | tomato sauces. I rarely can make it better than something out
         | of a jar from the store.
        
           | gigaflop wrote:
           | I will never not default to using canned beans in recipes. My
           | weekly meal prep involves mostly fresh ingredients, save for
           | the canned beans and microwaved rice.
           | 
           | The whole process takes about an hour already, and I just
           | have no desire to cook the beans or rice in my tiny kitchen.
           | And, the packages they come in are perfect size for what I
           | need.
        
           | UncleMeat wrote:
           | Another problem is what counts as cheating. Often, "cheating"
           | techniques are actually delicious or even superior but
           | because they are coded as low class they get rejected.
        
       | jcranberry wrote:
       | Thank you for the article, although I don't tend to be too
       | disparaging about these types of ingredients (I think) it's
       | always a good reminder to be open minded and aware that you don't
       | know others situations. And on top of that there's absolutely
       | nothing wrong with making tradeoffs for convenience...and its
       | also not necessarily good to take what people claim are tradeoffs
       | as absolute truth.
        
       | marmarama wrote:
       | In the UK we can buy Italian minced garlic (Gia brand) in a tube
       | (like tubes of tomato puree) and it's pretty good, though a bit
       | salty. Much better than the jars of oil-preserved garlic I've
       | tried.
       | 
       | However my mind was blown when I discovered frozen minced garlic,
       | and frozen minced chillies which are now pretty widely available
       | in supermarkets here. Once the block has melted in the pan
       | they're basically indistinguishable from fresh.
       | 
       | The frozen minced green chillies are also great because, being
       | made from a mixture of chillies, the heat is basically
       | standardised, so there's no risk of accidentally making the dish
       | unsatisfactory to eat because one of the chillies was
       | unexpectedly potent, or nearly as bad, unexpectedly weak.
        
         | christkv wrote:
         | Frozen minced garlic, onions, peppers and roasted vegetables
         | are staples for all kinds of weekday stews.
        
           | smegger001 wrote:
           | personally i buy large amounts of onions and carmalize and
           | then can them for latter use. Its major time saver and gives
           | a quick savory flavor boost to any dish without having to cut
           | and brown the onions which takes a long time if your are in a
           | hurry which with three children and working full time
        
         | patwolf wrote:
         | I've completely converted over to frozen minced garlic. I
         | especially like that it comes in a blister pack you can push
         | out without having to get garlic all over your hands.
         | 
         | I also buy cilantro frozen as well now too since dried cilantro
         | is basically useless and I waste too much when I buy fresh.
        
         | zamalek wrote:
         | Frozen food is very likely to be fresher than "fresh produce."
         | Unless you're driving down to the farm and buying it on the
         | day.
         | 
         | Dip into more frozen food. It's cheap and extremely tasty.
        
         | globular-toast wrote:
         | If you regularly do Indian cooking it's a good idea to make
         | your own ginger and garlic paste and freeze it in ice cube
         | trays. It takes maybe 10 minutes to make a batch that will last
         | a month. It's well worth it and costs probably a fraction what
         | those pre-made ones cost.
        
           | Sir_Son_Son wrote:
           | I'll do you one better, just throw ginger root straight into
           | the freezer and grate what you need. You don't even need to
           | peel it.
        
             | smegger001 wrote:
             | better still, any fresh ginger that doesn't get otherwise
             | used get turned into ginger bug (a yeast starter culture)
             | for home brewing ginger-beer. again no peeling as most the
             | microbes you want are on the skin anyway.
        
           | marmarama wrote:
           | I'd struggle to beat the supermarket frozen garlic blocks on
           | price.
           | 
           | My local supermarket sells the 400g bags of frozen minced
           | garlic at PS0.95. The same supermarket sells 4 fresh garlic
           | bulbs weighing approx. 280g for PS0.99.
        
             | Xylakant wrote:
             | The same holds true for essentially every frozen vegetable.
             | I believe the reason is that there's less work and less
             | wastage in the frozen product. It's taken straight from the
             | field to the factory without much chance to spoil, and the
             | frozen product it simple to handle and doesn't spoil easily
             | any more.
             | 
             | Fundamentally, I'd also believe that in most cases, buying
             | the frozen product instead of buying fresh and then freeze
             | will give you a superior product since it's much fresher
             | when it is processed.
        
               | choko wrote:
               | The issue I have with some frozen veggies (peppers,
               | onions, garlic, celery) is that the freezing process
               | damages cell walls leading to a mushier result. They also
               | tend to dissolve faster in longer cooking items like
               | chili or red beans and rice. I'll use them in some dishes
               | where it doesn't matter since it's a big time saver
               | though.
        
               | Xylakant wrote:
               | Freezing does destroy the texture to a varying level, but
               | the question here was not "frozen or fresh", but rather
               | "buy frozen or buy fresh and then freeze." Your freezer
               | will not treat those vegetables any more kind than the
               | factory freezer.
        
               | swatcoder wrote:
               | Those economics probably apply to some level, but the
               | difference is more about the grade/quality of produce
               | that can be hidden in a freezer bag of processed chunks
               | vs what consumers expect to see in a grocers bin of fresh
               | veggies.
               | 
               | Ugly cheap bulk and semi-failed crops can go to
               | processing and more carefully/successfully produced stuff
               | goes to various grocers.
               | 
               | In the US at least, you'll also see differences in grade
               | depending on the demographic of the grocery store.
               | Community markets will sell cheaper produce that's maybe
               | softer, less ripe, more bruised, or just kind ugly and
               | bougie markets will sell pretty veggies at higher
               | price+margin.
               | 
               | https://www.ams.usda.gov/grades-standards/vegetables
        
               | Xylakant wrote:
               | Definitely, you can hide a carrot that not looking great
               | in frozen chunks, but that alone doesn't mean that you'll
               | get worse quality. It will lead to less wastage, though.
               | People are often obsessed with the look of food items, to
               | the point that supermarket groceries are bred to look
               | good, regardless of taste.
               | 
               | Also, clearly, if you buy 0.99 dollar/kilo frozen peas
               | you'll likely get worse quality than 10.99 dollars/kilo
               | fresh. But dollar against dollar, frozen vegetables will
               | very likely be higher quality than you can buy fresh.
               | Unless you're buying straight from the farm - but most
               | folks don't.
        
               | jpalomaki wrote:
               | Industrial freezing is better thsn doing it at home. They
               | use flash freezing, which results in smaller ice crystals
               | and less damage to the product.
               | 
               | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_freezing
        
               | taylodl wrote:
               | _It's taken straight from the field to the factory
               | without much chance to spoil, and the frozen product it
               | simple to handle and doesn't spoil easily any more._
               | 
               | Thanks! I'd never really thought about it that way. That
               | makes a lot of sense!
        
         | vr46 wrote:
         | I shop a lot at the Indian supermarkets in the UK and frozen
         | blocks of ginger, garlic etc are totally normal. If anyone
         | called my parents or relatives idiots or say they were unable
         | to cook, when Indians basically make nearly everything from
         | scratch, I would have told them to f-off and take their
         | snobbery with them.
        
         | philliphaydon wrote:
         | But those serve 2 different purposes. The diced garlic in
         | preserved oil is good for cooking in a pan, but the tube of
         | garlic is handy when you want to mix it with butter to make a
         | dip or sauce.
         | 
         | I wouldn't use the tube while cooking.
        
           | marmarama wrote:
           | If I need diced garlic then sure, though I'd probably just
           | chop garlic cloves for that. For me the inconvenience of
           | garlic comes from getting it to minced texture to maximise
           | the flavour - peeling it's not that big an issue once you've
           | learned the 'gently crush it with the side of the knife'
           | technique.
           | 
           | But I can't really think of a dish I cook regularly where I
           | must have diced garlic as opposed to minced. Even making
           | aglio e olio I'm perfectly happy with frying minced garlic.
           | You get much more garlic flavour for the same amount of
           | garlic that way, and because you cook it lower and slower
           | (larger surface area) there's less chance of burning the
           | outside and making everything bitter.
        
             | philliphaydon wrote:
             | Living in Singapore I discovered the diced garlic, it
             | opened a whole new world. I love LOVE garlic but I hate the
             | smell on my fingers that lingers after dicing up alot of
             | garlic. So being able to throw like a few table spoons in
             | the pan for cooking stir fry or such instead of dicing up
             | 10 cloves is handy. And I don't need extra oil.
             | 
             | But the tube stuff, if you soften butter, mix butter, tube
             | garlic, and any spices you like, then put that on bread or
             | use it as a dip, omg. :-0~~~~ sooo good.
             | 
             | Both have their usages.
             | 
             | Soup I just throw the cloves in the soup without peeling.
             | Or use black garlic. Chicken soup made with black garlic is
             | the beez kneez.
        
               | marmarama wrote:
               | Slow-roasted vegetables with unpeeled garlic cloves is
               | one of my favourite lazy dishes. 5 minutes to prep: chop
               | whatever veg is in the fridge, stick it in a roasting
               | dish, smother in oil, healthy sprinkling of chunky salt
               | crystals and black pepper, maybe add a few sprigs of
               | fresh rosemary from the garden, give it a stir and a
               | shake, slam it in the oven at 180C, come back and stir it
               | every 30 minutes until it looks good enough to eat
               | (usually about the 90 minute mark for me but depends on
               | how fine I chopped the veg). Yum.
        
               | philliphaydon wrote:
               | Making me hungry now.
        
           | karaterobot wrote:
           | You're being downvoted, but I had the same thought. The
           | garlic paste is going to be stronger in flavor than the diced
           | garlic. If you use it, you'd need to adjust the recipe. This
           | has nothing to do with gatekeeping: diced in oil or squeezed
           | out of a tube are both fine, they're just not 1:1 equivalent.
        
       | raspyberr wrote:
       | Everything is about trade offs. Raw ingredients are the peak of
       | versatility because it's the base from which all the variations
       | come from. But it takes effort to get those variations. Grating
       | carrots can be annoying so maybe some people buy bags of grated
       | carrots. But you won't be getting any carrot sticks from that
       | bag. Mincing garlic is annoying so garlic can come pre-minced.
       | You obviously won't be getting sliced or whole garlic or black
       | garlic from the pre-minced garlic. Also, products oxidise and
       | lose their flavour quickly. I prefer buying whole peppercorns and
       | using a pepper grinder. Some people take it a step further and
       | buy whole spices and temper+grind them. The garlic will lose
       | flavour quickly when minced so it needs to be stored in either
       | oil or vinegar or frozen. That again will limit its versatility.
       | If it's in olive oil, I may not want to use it in east Asian
       | cooking. Also, convenience products add sugar and salt which
       | again is something that you may not want. In my opinion, if you
       | know what's in it and you're happy with any limitations it
       | creates, then by all means use it. I imagine cooking "snobs" like
       | cooking and value the versatility of the raw ingredients. When
       | given a bunch of raw ingredients the world opens up with
       | possibilities.
        
         | rob74 wrote:
         | This! Whole garlic bulbs (as well as onions, potatoes etc.
         | etc.) will last for months if stored properly, the
         | "convenience" versions need extra packaging, have to be
         | refrigerated or cooled, and still can't be stored for very
         | long. You don't have to dice the garlic by hand though, you can
         | use a garlic press.
         | 
         | Before anyone calls me a snob, I use some convenience products
         | too, e.g. pre-cut and mixed salad - I hate cleaning salad, plus
         | in this case the convenience product has more or less the same
         | shelf life as an uncut salad. Also, after several quiche
         | disasters where we ended up eating "minced quiche" because it
         | leaked or refused to be removed in one piece, I am a huge fan
         | of convenience quiche crust - tasty, crispy, and (almost) 100%
         | leak-proof!
         | 
         | If you go down the "only use base products" rabbit hole, you
         | also have to make your own pasta, because after all that's also
         | a convenience product...
        
           | corrral wrote:
           | > Whole garlic bulbs (as well as onions, potatoes etc. etc.)
           | will last for months if stored properly,
           | 
           | Mine have a _lot_ of green material growing in them by like 3
           | weeks, max. Fridge, not fridge, doesn 't matter. What am I
           | doing wrong?
           | 
           | My potatoes and onions also sure as shit don't last "months".
           | Again, maybe 3 weeks before they're getting iffy, often
           | sooner. Yes, kept in the dark, not like open on the counter
           | in sunlight.
        
       | jbverschoor wrote:
       | Funny that everybody has examples in all sorts of fields, but the
       | exact same thing is very present with programming. I guess we're
       | all snobs if we don't acknowledge that.
        
       | dairylee wrote:
       | > Shredded cheese when you could grate your own
       | 
       | I find pre-grated cheese so bizarre. The cost alone compared to a
       | normal block of cheese should be enough to put anyone off. It's
       | not even like it's an arduous task to grate it yourself (Or is
       | it... [1]).
       | 
       | 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWS3IxfDOHE
        
         | have_faith wrote:
         | It also sometimes has extra ingredients to stop the strips
         | sticking to each other and in the majority of cases uses lower
         | quality cheese.
        
           | YurgenJurgensen wrote:
           | And those ingredients add to the allergen potential. And even
           | with them, it still has a fraction of the shelf life of
           | cheese in block form due to surface area:volume ratio.
        
         | samatman wrote:
         | I get the finely shredded Mexican blends for hard-shell tacos.
         | 
         | It's impractical to get the thin, fine lines of shred off a
         | block of cheese, and even if I do, without the cellulose it
         | will just clump again when I try to stuff as much other stuff
         | as possible on top of it. It's a better product for the dish.
        
         | ginko wrote:
         | >The cost alone compared to a normal block of cheese should be
         | enough to put anyone off
         | 
         | Hm, I find grated cheese is often cheaper pound by pound than
         | blocks of cheese. Same for other precut ingredients like bacon
         | for instance. The reason being that it's an easy way for
         | producers to process the ends which can't be sold otherwise.
        
           | sumtechguy wrote:
           | weird, I have the exact opposite for where I shop for cheese.
           | The blocks are usually cheaper (usually like half as much).
           | Though they like to play games with the prices. Where 16oz
           | will be one price one week and 2 8oz will be more than the
           | 16. Then 2 weeks later the opposite will be true. The
           | downside is grating it takes time. But if you do go with
           | block get a firmer cheese. Some of the brand names will not
           | be very firm and slime out the grater. I usually have pretty
           | good luck with the 'store brand'.
        
           | dairylee wrote:
           | In the UK it's a lot cheaper for the blocks:
           | - Tesco Extra Mature Grated Cheddar 250g         - PS 2.25
           | - PS9.00/kg       - Tesco Extra Mature Cheddar Cheese 220g
           | - PS 1.90         - PS8.64/kg       - Tesco Extra Mature
           | Cheddar Cheese 400g         - PS 2.85         - PS7.13/kg
           | - Tesco Extra Mature Cheddar Cheese 700g         - PS 3.50
           | - PS5.00/kg
           | 
           | edit: Added price for a 220g block of cheese
        
             | lacksconfidence wrote:
             | I suppose as long as we are comparing areas, my local
             | grocery (Lucerne is a Safeway store brand). If you get the
             | same size of each, do the prices come more inline? I'm used
             | to paying fairly close to the same price regardless of
             | packaging if it's the same size from the same brand. But of
             | course regional and national influences, along with
             | consumer expectations, surely play a part in the pricing.
             | - Lucerne Cheese Natural Medium Cheddar - 32 oz           -
             | $9.99           - $0.31/oz         - Lucerne Cheese
             | Shreaded Sharp Cheddar - 32 oz           - $9.99
             | - $0.31/oz         - Lucerne Cheese Sharp Cheddar = 32 oz
             | - $9.99           - $0.31/oz
        
               | dairylee wrote:
               | > If you get the same size of each, do the prices come
               | more inline?
               | 
               | Just had another look and while they don't sell a block
               | that weighs the same as the pre-grated it is much closer
               | in price for a similar sized block.
               | 
               | PS9.00/kg for the pre-grated (250g) and PS8.64/kg for the
               | block (220g).
        
         | jerkstate wrote:
         | I switched to block cheese when I found out that pre-grated
         | cheese (SO convenient) has anti-caking agents which alter the
         | flavor. The only thing I did to make this easy? buy a 2nd
         | grater so I could still grate cheese if the first was in the
         | dishwasher. I'm sure it's already paid for itself.
         | 
         | On a 5lb block of cheddar, I use a plastic sandwich bag over
         | the exposed end of the block with a rubber band wrapped around
         | to keep it fresh.
        
           | tallanvor wrote:
           | The anti-caking ingredient has a negligible effect on flavor.
           | Where you want to avoid them is when you're cooking a dish
           | where you want the cheese to melt smoothly. Using the pre-
           | grated stuff is fine for things like tacos, burritos, pizza,
           | and even omelets. For stuff like mac and cheese and other
           | cheese-based sauces, that's where you want to grate your own
           | if you can. --And if you can't, well, the food will probably
           | taste just fine even if it doesn't look quite as good.
        
         | floren wrote:
         | I prefer "mexican blend" (cheddar, monterey jack, asadero,
         | queso quesadilla) cheddar for garnishing Mexican-type foods.
         | Pure cheddar is great stuff, but I'd prefer store-brand Mexican
         | blend over grated Tillamook Sharp if I'm making a quesadilla.
         | Keeping and grating those individually would suck.
        
         | Hellbanevil wrote:
         | The bigger blocks of cheese are cheaper.
         | 
         | I've noticed not much difference in price in the small blocks
         | (The blocks that fit in your hand. I'm to lazy to look up the
         | weight.) are sometimes more expensive than grated, or sliced.
         | 
         | I'm pretty sure the companies know most of us do not want 5 lbs
         | of cheese in our fridge, so they jack up the smaller blocks?
         | 
         | While I'm here, I try to buy my spices, including dehydrated
         | onion, at Costco quantities. Most restaurants use the same, but
         | get better pricing through Sysco type companies.
         | 
         | Some Costco's sell yeast blocks which last a long time
         | refrigerated.
         | 
         | If you are lucky, you can find high gluten bread flour there
         | too. It's much cheaper than the better bread flours (King
         | Arthur, etc.) at the supermarket.
         | 
         | The one thing I disagree with is bottled lime/lemon juice.
         | After it's opened once, it tastes nothing close to a fresh
         | lemon/lime.
        
       | pessimizer wrote:
       | There's nothing that will cause you to mistake classism for
       | ableism more than being upper-class and disabled. Is it ableism
       | if you call a person lazy whose legs work perfectly well who
       | insists on being pushed around in a wheelchair all day? Does it
       | mean that you also look down on people who don't have the use of
       | their legs or the strength to walk for using a wheelchair?
       | 
       | Even the pressure is coming from class norms. Normal people and
       | normal cooks aren't becoming depressed because chef-influencers
       | look down on pre-minced garlic.
       | 
       | Also, the packaging _is_ a problem. The reason for all of this
       | prepackaged stuff is because the margins are so high on it, not
       | because grocers are fighting for the disabled. They 'd love for
       | us all to be living from meal kits.
        
         | crooked-v wrote:
         | As someone who's a decent cook but who has never actually
         | enjoyed the fine details of cooking from scratch, I would be
         | content to pay for that margin... but the sheer amount of
         | packaging waste in meal kits and most prepackaged food has
         | increasingly driven me to keep using fresh ingredients from a
         | local grocery. Any company that can come up with some sort of
         | happy medium there will probably get my business forever.
        
       | tonymet wrote:
       | The title should be reworded "How my reaction to criticism online
       | almost ruined my love of cooking".
       | 
       | We have no control over the outside world, but we do have control
       | over our reaction to it.
        
       | the-dude wrote:
       | Be careful with garlic in jars, there is risk of botulism :
       | https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/stinking_facts_about_garlic
        
       | michaelcampbell wrote:
       | > They're dismissing those of us with disabilities.
       | 
       | Or, really, just those of us who are "not them". Elitism,
       | cultism, gatekeeping etc. exists in all realms and hobbies.
        
       | loufe wrote:
       | If the author is here, please look into getting a first rib
       | resection for your TOS. I had my right side done in January and
       | the other will follow in October. My symptoms (and risk of a
       | pulmonary embolism) have disappeared. Check if yours is just
       | nervous or also vascular/arterial and if there's an extra rib or
       | your shoulders are just oddly formed inside like mine. If you
       | can, find a surgeon who specializes in it to avoid them redoing
       | all the scans. It may change your life.
        
       | anchochilis wrote:
       | I always resisted garlic in a tube or jar because it tasted a
       | little off to me. (And, sure, maybe because I was a bit snobby.)
       | 
       | But my supermarket started stocking Doro frozen minced garlic
       | (and ginger!) and it's a game changer. Tastes the same to me, and
       | so much easier. Haven't bought a head of garlic in months.
        
       | taylodl wrote:
       | You opened up a jar of object-oriented programming to make your
       | stir fry and your roommate sneered that you hadn't used
       | functional programming. After doing some reading online you come
       | to the conclusion that _real programmers_ don 't use object-
       | oriented programming, they only use fresh, all-natural functions
       | and monads!
       | 
       | Every human endeavor, even the supposedly logical ones, have
       | their idiosyncrasies.
        
       | jerkstate wrote:
       | pre-minced garlic in a jar does lose some flavor and freshness,
       | so I've taken to buying a big bag of garlic every few months,
       | skinning it (break heads down to cloves, cut the ends off each
       | clove, put it in a sealed metal container like two bowls pressed
       | together, and shake your ass off). Then you mince it (like, in a
       | food processor) and freeze it flat in a sandwich bag. When the
       | bag has been in the freezer for about half an hour, score it with
       | the back of a knife, so each "cube" is about the size of about
       | half a clove of garlic. Then you can break off a few pieces for
       | each recipe. The benefit of this method versus pre-frozen mince
       | is you can be sure there's no filler.
       | 
       | Not that I would turn my nose up at a home-cooked meal with pre-
       | minced garlic, but this is the method I learned from an aged
       | family member.
        
       | travisgriggs wrote:
       | - In defense of late binding: How static type zealots almost
       | ruined my love of programming
       | 
       | - In defense of garbage collection: how explicit memory
       | pedantists almost ruined my joy of programming
       | 
       | - In defense of files: how everything-is-an-SQL-table almost
       | ruined my joy of programming
       | 
       | ...
        
         | skyyler wrote:
         | I'd buy this if everything-is-an-SQL-table was a near-universal
         | opinion online.
         | 
         | Or if any of those fringe zealot opinions were anywhere near as
         | commonplace as the jarlic hate is.
         | 
         | Is there some hive of schizo-DBAs that I don't know about?
        
       | cinntaile wrote:
       | TIL jarred garlic exists. I don't think I have ever seen that in
       | a store here (EU country), what I have seen is dried, powdered
       | garlic. I'll try and find this next time I'm in a store.
        
         | jandrese wrote:
         | I like getting peeled whole cloves. Peeling is the time
         | consuming part of garlic prep and alternatives like smashing
         | the heads to extract the garlic always end up with bits of skin
         | still attached when I've tried it. Mincing already peeled
         | cloves is no trouble at all.
        
       | anm89 wrote:
       | Step 1: Invent strawman about how the cruel world is mocking you
       | for using the wrong food products whereas absolutely nobody
       | actually cares.
       | 
       | Step 2: Write article demonstrating your deep bravery in using
       | commercial food products that huge numbers of people use.
       | 
       | What a real life super hero. I hope one day I will have the
       | emotional fortitude and depth of character to open a jar of
       | garlic.
        
       | browningstreet wrote:
       | In general, better to cook at home than eat out, from a health
       | and calorie perspective.
        
       | pwndByDeath wrote:
       | I recall a documentary on where this peeled garlic comes from. It
       | involved prison labor in China, the chemistry of the garlic
       | disolves finger nails, and I believe they would bite the ends
       | off.
        
       | killingtime74 wrote:
       | I went to a seafood barbecue course. They told me professional
       | chefs use things like this all the time.
        
       | whateveracct wrote:
       | I always have minced garlic on-hand. You never know when you'll
       | open up a fresh bulb only for it to be a dud.
       | 
       | But I also drink Kroger-brand instant coffee happily.
        
       | exabrial wrote:
       | * Don't toast a fresh bagel
       | 
       | * Don't chill red wine
       | 
       | * blah blah
       | 
       | Fuck the snobs. Don't let an asshole ruin what you brings you a
       | little enjoyment. If you think plain yellow mustard on your well
       | done steak tastes like heaven then by all means have at it.
       | 
       | My only advice would be to occasionally try something new,
       | withstanding the "avoid assholes" part.
        
       | ginko wrote:
       | Crushed garlic in a jar is a pretty common ingredient in Korean
       | cooking AFAIK. The garlic gets milder after being aged for a bit.
        
       | n4r9 wrote:
       | My wife once bought us tickets to a cookery class. The leader, a
       | professional chef, told us that he never minced garlic. He would
       | take a couple of bulbs, peel the cloves, bung them in a blender
       | with some oil, then pot up the mix and put it in the fridge for
       | the next weeks' use.
        
       | Jistern wrote:
       | Unless missiles are raining down on your kitchen or there is a
       | famine in your area, there's no defense for using garlic in a
       | jar. Never. Ever. Learn how to peel and then crush, slice, and
       | mince garlic quickly. There are a variety of techniques. Watch
       | some videos on YouTube.
       | 
       | If you are desperate to save time, you may use canned tomatoes.
       | But that should be a last resort. Fresh garlic and fresh onions
       | are two of life's simple pleasures. Seriously.
        
         | irb wrote:
         | I'm guessing you didn't actually read the article, just
         | commented from the headline, because I think disability is a
         | pretty good excuse to use pre-prepared ingredients.
        
         | proto_lambda wrote:
         | Well, good thing people don't need your approval for their
         | cooking. You should still stop spreading rhetoric like this
         | because, as the central topic of the article demonstrates, some
         | people will still take it to heart even though their cooking is
         | none of your business.
        
         | t43562 wrote:
         | if garlic is the main flavour e.g. in Cacik (ja-jik) in Turkey
         | then yes you want to use fresh. Otherwise it really depends on
         | where it's supposed to sit in terms of importance. On the whole
         | though, a lot of classic foods can survive a bit of
         | imperfection and still be delicious. Why would you crap on
         | someone for taking an easy route when they need to if the food
         | is still tasty?
        
         | amanaplanacanal wrote:
         | Most of the year, canned tomatoes are _much_ better than fresh.
         | Except when they are locally in season, then fresh tomatoes are
         | amazing.
        
         | askew wrote:
         | A lot of these 'lazy' or convenience foods aren't just useful
         | in times of famine or war, but they make it easier for those
         | who are less able to cook from scratch. Somebody with dexterity
         | issues will benefit from pre-prepared foods.
        
       | politelemon wrote:
       | Go deep into any topic that excites or interests you, and you
       | will find the worst of people's behaviors on display. Very often
       | there will be a vocal, toxic minority whose opinions sit firmly
       | in the realm of gatekeeping and polarization, and a silent
       | majority will stay silent as it's simpler to avoid confrontation,
       | or not think about the implications of such. Author's unfortunate
       | disability made them realize this, though you can see this pretty
       | much everywhere.
       | 
       | At the same time, a lot of people put too much stock (ha...) in
       | what other people think is right and 'proper'. It's entirely
       | possible to love cooking and use prepared ingredients, do what
       | works for you. It's entirely possible to enjoy pineapple on a
       | pizza, and a well done steak, with a cocktail, eat what you like
       | and for yourself, don't eat for others.
        
         | barkingcat wrote:
         | also almost all chefs out there used preprepped and canned and
         | jarred ingredients in restaurants.
         | 
         | no matter how high end of a restaurant, if it is at all asian
         | related/themed food you will still see Huy Fong Foods Sriracha
         | sauce everywhere. And it's delicious.
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | They say for atheists the worst moment is the Dark Night of the
         | Soul, where, having accepted that nobody is keeping score, now
         | you have to decide if anything means anything or if everything
         | is completely pointless.
         | 
         | Having experienced that first hand, twice, that's definitely
         | true. For the person it happens to. But for the people who have
         | to deal with that person? The worst is when that person
         | sublimates their need for belief into a bunch of 'secular
         | religions' that they cling to like a... I don't know what word
         | to use here, but let's say ninja is to mall ninja as crusader
         | is to <clever word for atheist zealot>.
         | 
         | As for the steak, I often order medium well even though I want
         | well done. Unless you're at a very high end steak house, which
         | most of us aren't, they are always bloodier than you ask for
         | and you rarely get a decent crust below medium well. At one
         | point I had perfected the well done steak at home, but it's
         | been so long that it would probably take me a couple hundred
         | dollars in steaks to dial it back in.
        
           | adventured wrote:
           | > They say for atheists the worst moment is the Dark Night of
           | the Soul, where, having accepted that nobody is keeping
           | score, now you have to decide if anything means anything or
           | if everything is completely pointless.
           | 
           | They're often wrong in my observation. That's the best moment
           | of your life: it's the bright, shining point of true
           | intellectual freedom and real free will in action (as opposed
           | to being caged by dogma, the fantasy opinions of others, and
           | or outright dread of a psychotic omnipotent god looking to
           | torture you for fun).
           | 
           | It's the point where you get to decide what the meaning of
           | life is for you and what matters most to you. As opposed to
           | allowing someone else to set the board for you (parents,
           | teachers, evangelists, preachers, assholes) and tell you
           | what's supposed to be important to you and how you're
           | supposed to live. It's spectacularly wonderful, and about as
           | far away from the worst moment as you can get.
        
           | pr0zac wrote:
           | Its interesting you use "The Dark Night of the Soul" in
           | reference to atheism cause the first place I heard it was
           | with regard to meditative practice (and Buddhism) while its
           | original use was in Catholicism, coming from a poem of that
           | faith. The term has certainly got around!
        
             | hinkley wrote:
             | From what I understand it got adapted by the
             | existentialists as well, which is where most people would
             | hear of it. No idea how they got it from the Catholics.
             | 
             | Lately there have been a lot of historians working backward
             | looking for cases of 'history is written by the victor'
             | situations and rewriting the histories. There's a great
             | video out there, based on someone's PhD thesis, that places
             | David Hume in a town in Southern France where a certain
             | Jesuit priest had recently returned from a monastery in
             | Siam and written a book about what he learned about eastern
             | philosophy.
             | 
             | So they can't prove that Buddhism caused the Enlightenment,
             | but we know for sure that one of those guys in those coffee
             | shops had the opportunity to spend time in another coffee
             | shop interviewing an academic who lived with Buddhists.
             | 
             | Edit: it was Siam, not eastern India, and definitely Hume
        
         | gigaflop wrote:
         | I've been playing dnD 5e for several years, and when I was more
         | active, had a nearly didactic memory of the rules, or where to
         | find the specifics of a rule.
         | 
         | I'm currently playing with a new group at a game shop, and have
         | to actively hold myself back from saying too much at once.
         | There's a certain level of "enough has been said" to give
         | enough detail to let things continue, without making people
         | feel like they made suboptimal character choices.
        
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         | dqpb wrote:
         | I actually don't mind rude belligerent people if their opinion
         | is novel. But I can't stand them if their opinion is typical.
        
         | mnw21cam wrote:
         | > It's entirely possible to enjoy pineapple on a pizza
         | 
         | I was with you up until this point. You go too far.
        
           | archi42 wrote:
           | I raise you a salad pizza. It's basically a plain margherita
           | with a mixed green salad, cooked eggs, sliced tomato, fine
           | ham slices and joghurt dressing added after baking. Offered
           | by one "okay, would order again" delivery service around
           | here, it's surprisingly viable.
        
           | agentwiggles wrote:
           | You can pry my jalapeno-pineapple pizza from my cold dead
           | hands.
        
             | Groxx wrote:
             | add a little bit of bacon and it's an _amazing_
             | combination. 3 very different aromatic ingredients
             | combining wonderfully.
             | 
             | (lots of other aromatic things work great too)
        
               | frob wrote:
               | My partner and I have loved pineapple, jalapeno, and
               | pepperoni pizza for years now.
        
             | MonkeyMalarky wrote:
             | Pineapple for the sweet and sour taste, jalapeno for spicy,
             | green olives for salty umami and sausage for meaty fatty.
        
             | smegger001 wrote:
             | no, really you can keep it, no one else would want that
             | abomination.
             | 
             | (note jalapeno are a valid topping)
        
             | hinkley wrote:
             | If it's all the same to you, I think we'll just put a
             | hazmat bag around you and the pizza and bury you as is. I'm
             | not touching that pizza.
             | 
             | My partner orders pineapple pizza then takes the pineapple
             | off. It's there to cover the pizza in pineapple juice and
             | that's it. She also likes teriyaki sauce to a fault so I
             | probably shouldn't be surprised.
        
             | pr0zac wrote:
             | Gladly. (so I can then eat it)
        
         | conradfr wrote:
         | On any topics, learn from the extremists but do not trust them.
        
         | iasay wrote:
         | Those people are a cancer and make up a significant portion of
         | the population. Internet forums are breeding grounds. I've
         | developed some strategies for dealing with them. Before I
         | engage or do something I ask three questions:
         | 
         | 1. Is someone telling me how to behave?
         | 
         | 2. Am I doing this to be better than myself or better than
         | someone else?
         | 
         | 3. Does this change really add value to my life or labour and
         | cost?
         | 
         | As for garlic, it's amazing stuff out of a jar. I use it on and
         | in everything. I'm not disabled, I'm just lazy and fine with
         | it. The stuff is called Very Lazy Garlic here. And fuck the
         | snobs and elitists.
        
           | jhot wrote:
           | #2 really nails the root of the issue. #3 is big too, you can
           | save a lot of money and time and still get basically the same
           | value by recognizing the diminishing returns in any domain.
        
           | OrvalWintermute wrote:
           | >As for garlic, it's amazing stuff out of a jar. I use it on
           | and in everything. I'm not disabled, I'm just lazy and fine
           | with it. The stuff is called Very Lazy Garlic here. And fuck
           | the snobs and elitists.
           | 
           | First they started pushing the canned garlic, then they came
           | for proper knife technique, and ultimately, they outlawed a
           | good chiffonade as far too "ableist"
           | 
           | I think automatically saying that the strong recommendation
           | of a preferred cooking approach is snobbery or elitist is
           | incorrect. The same thing could be said about gentle-
           | rewarming of a steak, vice blasting it in a microwave
           | producing a dry husk.
           | 
           | Some of us are sensitive to certain flavors, and choose not
           | to use preservatives to the extent possible. There is an
           | adjective even used to describe things of quality "hand-
           | made".
        
             | robonerd wrote:
             | Microwaves particularly are popular targets for snobbish
             | malignment. They're great at doing a lot of things, but
             | many people refuse to use them for _anything_ for the
             | silliest reasons ( _muh radiation_ ). Of course they're not
             | good for _everything_ , but nothing is good for everything.
        
               | iasay wrote:
               | I had that argument with someone once and she cooked me a
               | full roast dinner in a wok to prove me wrong.
        
               | robonerd wrote:
               | Woks are very versatile, but even woks aren't the best
               | tool for every job. You could probably bake a pie in a
               | wok, but I think a pie tin would work better.
               | 
               | No tool being the best tool for every job is one of my
               | core truths (and is perhaps its own sole exception.) I
               | think it's true for any class of tool you can think of;
               | kitchen tools, construction or manufacturing tools,
               | software, even ideologies (which are tools for making
               | sense of the world.) Some tools are more versatile than
               | others, and some are basically worthless even for their
               | intended use. But even a tool that could be used for
               | virtually anything (in that tool's natural domain) will
               | never be the best tool for all of those things. I could
               | bake a pie in a wok or make mashed potatoes with a knife;
               | those are very versatile tools. But there are better
               | tools for both, like pie tins and potato mashers.
        
               | iasay wrote:
               | Agreed.
               | 
               | I hold oscilloscopes and santoku knives with the same
               | regard :)
        
               | prpl wrote:
               | The microwaves Starbucks used are really good. The
               | average home microwave is great at steaming things in a
               | closed or mostly closed container and mediocre at best at
               | other tasks
        
             | currency wrote:
             | There's a fine line between preferring fresh garlic, and
             | turning your nose up at garlic in a jar, and your
             | preferences can be a lower priority. It's very situational.
             | 
             | If I'm making it myself? Fresh. If I'm at a restaurant and
             | paying top dollar? Fresh. Fast food? Lol. At a friends'
             | house being treated to meal? I'm not saying a word whatever
             | they use.
        
           | jfengel wrote:
           | I'll have to give it a try. All of the jarred garlic I've
           | tried tastes too much of the preservative, usually ascorbic
           | acid. I don't have any objection to the preservative; it's
           | just a flavor I wasn't expecting and didn't want.
           | 
           | Thanks for the tip.
        
             | OrvalWintermute wrote:
             | One of the biggest problems with jarred garlic is the fact
             | that it is often wet, and in a preservative with a flavor
             | that imparts to the food. Because it is not fresh, it will
             | not have the same health benefits either.
             | 
             | This means in order to prepare it, you need to rinse it,
             | dry it, before it is ready to go. Doing these things will
             | mute the flavor even more for what is an already mute
             | flavor compared to fresh garlic.
             | 
             | Given these issues, I would vastly prefer using the garlic
             | tubes more commonly found in Europe, than I would a wet can
             | or wet jarred garlic. Garlic tubes are fresh, preserve
             | well, and in many cases have that pungent ajoene and
             | allicin still present that give it a zing!
             | 
             | To add to this, I would prefer using a dried garlic spice
             | over a can of jarred garlic if forced into deciding between
             | the worst of most garlic options.
        
               | prepend wrote:
               | The kind I've seen is in olive oil. There's no rinsing
               | and drying. You just scoop it into the pan.
        
               | giardini wrote:
               | prepend says _> The kind I've seen is in olive oil.
               | There's no rinsing and drying. You just scoop it into the
               | pan.<_
               | 
               | Sounds really good. But FWIW there have been incidents
               | where people ate garlic stored in oil for too long and
               | died of botulinium poisoning.
               | 
               | https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/Can-you-get-botulism-from-
               | gar...
               | 
               | FTFA:
               | 
               |  _> Research performed by the University of Georgia
               | confirmed that mixtures of garlic in oil stored at room
               | temperature are at risk for the development of botulism.
               | Garlic in oil should be made fresh and stored in the
               | refrigerator at 40 degF or lower for no more than 7 days.
               | It may be frozen for several months. Package in glass
               | freezer jars or plastic freezer boxes, leaving 1/2-inch
               | headspace. Label, date, and freeze.<_
               | 
               | Search on Bing for "botulism poisoning from garlic in
               | oil":
               | 
               | https://www.bing.com/search?q=botulism+poisoning+from+gar
               | lic...
               | 
               | At the time I had some chopped garlic cloves in oil in
               | the fridge but tossed the lot out since it had been > 1
               | week since preparation, precisely the scenario where one
               | death had occurred.
               | 
               | Possibly commercial preparations of garlic pastes use
               | preservatives to prevent such an occurrence. It would
               | definitely hurt sales were a customer to croak b/c of
               | botulinium in a product.
               | 
               | BTW I love _garlic salt_ - it improves most anything and
               | is so easy to use.
        
               | prpl wrote:
               | if you make it yourself without getting to spore-killing
               | temperatures in a cane, yeah. Which brings up the next
               | point - the stuff in a jar is cooked.
        
               | iasay wrote:
               | That's the stuff I buy. Always good.
        
           | bartvk wrote:
           | I've encountered it in work-related discussions, where people
           | would confidently label something as "professional" or
           | "unprofessional". When in fact, it would be a completely
           | arbitrary standard.
        
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         | raspyberr wrote:
         | Nothing inherently wrong with gatekeeping.
        
           | paskozdilar wrote:
           | Nothing inherently _right_ with gatekeeping.
           | 
           | Many harmful effects, though. Alienating valuable members
           | comes to mind.
        
             | raspyberr wrote:
             | So if it's not inherently wrong OR right, then it must be
             | inherently neutral. Which means it can be used for both
             | positive or negative purposes. You gave a negative purpose.
             | I would argue that health and safety can often be seen as a
             | form of positive gatekeeping. In context of the original
             | post, using a knife "properly".
        
               | paskozdilar wrote:
               | Sure, but that's not what we usually mean by gatekeeping.
               | 
               | Controlling who can and cannot join the community based
               | on some arbitrary, subjective critera is what we usually
               | mean by gatekeeping.
               | 
               | E.g.: FDA does not gatekeep - they enforce safety
               | criteria to products; metal music fans often gatekeep -
               | they enforce their own opinion of other metal music
               | bands/fans and are trying to police the metal music
               | scene.
        
               | raspyberr wrote:
               | I didn't realise there was a delay in replying and I
               | edited my post. I didn't mean regulation based safety.
               | I've noticed people get quite defensive if you tell them
               | sharp knives are safer and their blunt knife is
               | dangerous. I can see having to buy sharpeners and honing
               | rods and being told what you're doing is wrong could be
               | considered gatekeeping.
        
               | MrFantastic wrote:
               | Even knife sharpening has Gatekeeping.
               | 
               | On many forums some people think that ceramic pull
               | sharpeners will ruin your blades and you should use
               | stones and oil.
               | 
               | I've been using ceramic pull sharpener for 30 years on
               | the same $100 chef knife.
               | 
               | It's still in better shape than 95% of the knifes I've
               | used in other people's homes.
        
               | hef19898 wrote:
               | I used everything from pull sharperners over stones to
               | polishing the hand forged, multilayer tanto I made for my
               | dad's birthday using sand paper and a stone-water paste.
               | 
               | The pull sharpener works wonders if the knife has to be
               | sharpened quickly. If you do it long enough, the edge is
               | ruined (I talk actually years of daily use of the knife
               | here, and even then a decent knife will be rather sharp).
               | Stones are good to get nice edges, I prefer to run newly
               | made, or abused, blades over a belt grinder first (I'm a
               | lazy and impatient person sometimes).
               | 
               | And the full blown 160 - 3000 grid followed by stone-
               | water paste polishing is something I'll only ever do for
               | special occassions. Everything after 1000 grid, stone or
               | paper, is for optics only. And even bread crust will
               | cause scratches at that level.
               | 
               | Is all of that necessary? Course not, I do it because it
               | is fun (sometimes), and well cutting knifes are a
               | pleasure to work with.
               | 
               | Do those knifes improve the quality of the meals we cook?
               | No, they just make the preparation easier to an extent.
               | And in tje end the meal counts, not the tools you used to
               | cook it.
        
               | paskozdilar wrote:
               | > I can see having to buy sharpeners and honing rods and
               | being told what you're doing is wrong could be considered
               | gatekeeping
               | 
               | It depends on the context, of course. Everyone is
               | entitled to their own opinions and standards of what they
               | consider right and wrong.
               | 
               | I that that the essential factor of "gatekeeping" is
               | demoting others unless they don't fit your standards,
               | e.g. " _you are not a real cook_ if you use blunt knifes
               | ". Simply telling someone that using sharp knifes is
               | safer than using blunt knifes wouldn't count as
               | "gatekeeping" in my book, unless someone tried to _keep
               | you out of the gate_ because of it.
        
               | iSnow wrote:
               | LOL nonsense, blunt knives aren't dangerous. That's just
               | more of the same toxic attitude.
        
               | hunterb123 wrote:
               | They very much are. You are prone to mishandle a blunt
               | blade to try and get it to cut.
               | 
               | You have to put a lot more force into a blunt blade. When
               | it finally gets through (or jumps from) what you're
               | hacking at, it's going somewhere, fast.
               | 
               | The blade will do much more damage to your skin, tearing
               | it instead of slicing, takes longer to heal from a blunt
               | blade, infection more likely.
               | 
               | It's much safer to have a sharp knife that you can handle
               | with finesse. Not a dull one you have to hack with.
               | 
               | I wouldn't really call this gatekeeping either, it's
               | pretty much knife safety 101. Right up there with curling
               | your fingers and pushing not pulling the blade.
        
               | hef19898 wrote:
               | This. You don't need 600 dollar hand forged, single bevel
               | damast knifes so to have a sharp tool. Butchers are
               | definitely not usong those, despite having a daily,
               | professionally in the sense of earning their living, need
               | for sharp knifes.
               | 
               | And even the 600 dollar knife gets blunt ultimately.
               | 
               | Sharp knife = good advice
               | 
               | Expensive luxury tool = gate keeping
        
               | choko wrote:
               | It depends. I used the cheap knives for a long time
               | before I was more successful in my career. It was a chore
               | to keep them sharp as they tended to dull very quickly.
               | 
               | Once I had more money to spend, I bought a knife with
               | more desirable steel properties which came at a much
               | higher price. The upside is that I have to spend far less
               | time keeping the knife sharp and safe.
        
               | hef19898 wrote:
               | As for all tools, for most use cases, some decent middle
               | ground tools do the trick. Pro grade tools have some
               | properties that benefit pros (and can be hard to get by
               | non-pros). Above that tools are an object of d!sire.
               | Ehich os totally fine, if you want that 12k pro grade
               | telephoto lense, by all means, go and get it. Shoot great
               | photos with it and enjoy it everytime you use it. Or
               | everytime you use that fancy knife to prepare a meal.
               | Just don't make it a prerequisite for what you do,
               | because you don't have to justufy the purchase. The
               | simple joy you get of using it ia reason enough, and
               | someone doing the same thing with less expensive gear is
               | by no means diminishing the value you get from your
               | expensive purchase.
        
               | iSnow wrote:
               | Complete nonsense, blasting something out of proportion
               | to fulfill some elitism.
               | 
               | If you have handled blunt knives for years, you are
               | accustomed to handling them and have muscle memory. You
               | _know_ how to use them, and the blades of most blunt
               | knives develop a saw-like edge that helps in cutting.
               | 
               | Might not be as cool or impressive as a $200 damascene
               | hand-forged pseudo-japanese knife, but they just work.
               | What's dangerous is going from blunt to sharp or the
               | other way round.
               | 
               | Sad to read that the same gatekeeping attitude from the
               | article seeps in here as well.
        
               | hunterb123 wrote:
               | Uhm no? If you want to saw something use a saw, don't
               | misuse a tool.
               | 
               | -edit-
               | 
               | You specifically said a blade would get so dull it would
               | become a saw.
               | 
               | You weren't talking about serrated knives as you said
               | "and the blades of most blunt knives _develop_ a saw-like
               | edge "
               | 
               | Using serration on a knife to saw is not misuse, using a
               | dull blade to saw is misuse and dangerous.
               | 
               | Basic knife safety is not gatekeeping. Sharpen your
               | blade, or at least use the knife alone so you only hurt
               | yourself if you're that insistent on using knives
               | improperly.
        
               | iSnow wrote:
               | More gatekeeping, huh?
               | 
               | Why don't you tell this to the producers of serrated
               | knives? I guess they would want to know that they are
               | doing this completely wrong.
        
               | robonerd wrote:
               | Serrated knives are for sawing, not slicing. They don't
               | really need to be particularly sharp. Chopping knives are
               | similar; a dull chopping knife will waste your time, but
               | isn't particularly dangerous. But a dull paring knife, or
               | a dull wood carving chisel? Beware.
               | 
               | Anyway, per the rest of this discussion, definition of
               | 'gatekeeping' is clearly contextual. Paraphrasing the
               | exchange above: _" What about safety?"_, _" Sure, but
               | that's not what we usually mean by gatekeeping."_
               | 
               | Telling somebody they shouldn't weld without goggles
               | isn't gatekeeping, it's safety advice. Telling somebody
               | they aren't a real welder because they're using a cheap
               | but functional brand of welder is gatekeeping, because
               | there's no good reason to malign a welder for having an
               | unfashionable brand of equipment.
               | 
               | Gatekeeping is only 'true' gatekeeping if there isn't a
               | good reason for keeping that gate; safety advice in
               | particular is generally exempted. Since gatekeeping is
               | only true gatekeeping in contexts where there isn't a
               | good reason for it, claiming that something is
               | gatekeeping without explaining why is basically
               | worthless. Such accusations are assertions without
               | supporting arguments. It often boils down to circular
               | reasoning: _You 're gatekeeping which is bad, and it's
               | bad because it's gatekeeping._
        
               | raspyberr wrote:
               | It's hard to see something as not gatekeeping when you
               | think that it's the right thing to do. That's my whole
               | point. It's going to be difficult to give examples of
               | positive gatekeeping that people aren't going to dismiss
               | as "That's not gatekeeping thats".... "just good advice",
               | "just the right way to do it", "knife safety 101".
               | Encouraging someone to do something the right way is
               | pretty close to discouraging them to do it the wrong way.
               | Gatekeeping is a spectrum and the gates move. Everything
               | on one side feels like it's the correct way and on the
               | other the wrong way. Imagine you posted a cooking video
               | to a cooking community. You did everything right but you
               | had a blunt knife and were slipping with the knife and
               | crushing the vegetables some times. You would feel like
               | it's a gatekeeping unfriendly community if the majority
               | of the replies you got were "OMG YOURE GONNA STAB
               | YOURSELF" and "you should stop using that knife till you
               | buy a sharper one" and "go and get yourself a knife
               | sharpener and a honing steel and throw that glass
               | chopping board in the bin and buy a proper wooden one".
               | And yet this is common. It may be "knife safety 101" but
               | I learnt about it working in a kitchen. My parents didn't
               | tell me how to use a knife. They didn't sharpen knives. I
               | know people who use glass chopping boards. People are
               | likely to have grown up all their lives using a knife
               | without ever thinking about looking up on YouTube "how to
               | use a knife properly and safely". I.e. unknown unknowns.
               | 
               | I believe that it's important to do things safely and
               | "properly" to get the most flavour/value. Turns out many
               | activities are like that unless you're going to discover
               | everything yourself from first principles. Gatekeeping is
               | seen as something bad because the internet has made
               | communities really discoverable and people entering new
               | communities are finding that there are some mistakes that
               | don't need to be made, they need to learn first, and the
               | people of those communities tell them that. Some of those
               | people are arseholes, and give advise in a very rude way.
               | Since negativity has such a big effect, "Gatekeeping"
               | comes up as a big negative term.
        
               | richiebful1 wrote:
               | Agreed, it's not gatekeeping to recommend someone buy a
               | $5 sharpening stone so they don't get injured
        
               | robonerd wrote:
               | > _You have to put a lot more force into a blunt blade.
               | When it finally gets through (or jumps from) what you 're
               | hacking at, it's going somewhere, fast._
               | 
               | Exactly right. I've wound up in the emergency room twice
               | because of exactly this effect.
               | 
               | Blunt knives are for spreading, or maybe sawing. Using
               | blunt knives for slicing is just plain stupid. And let me
               | tell you, learning this the hard way hurts a _lot_ more
               | than somebody  'gatekeeping' you with a warning, no
               | matter how rudely phrased.
        
               | ironSkillet wrote:
               | The parent means blunt in the sense of "sharp enough to
               | cut things, but not sharp enough to cut things easily".
               | This can lead to slips and need for excessive force,
               | increasing the likelihood of injury.
        
       | parkingrift wrote:
       | This is honestly just a sad case study in people putting way too
       | much value in other peoples opinions. In this case literal
       | complete strangers. And it's a uniquely modern phenomenon because
       | even 15-20 years ago it would have been nearly impossible to find
       | these people who take pride in gate keeping. The modern world has
       | given these people a massive megaphone and outsized influence.
       | 
       | Their opinions are bad, they should feel bad, and you should
       | ignore them with prejudice. Live your own life and be happy. You
       | don't need to min/max everything because some loudmouth purist on
       | the internet insists it.
       | 
       | I've seen Gordon Ramsay cook with tomatoes from a can. Go ahead
       | and use whatever you find simplest or most cost effective and
       | truly who gives a shit what internet experts think.
        
         | tsimionescu wrote:
         | > even 15-20 years ago it would have been nearly impossible to
         | find these people who take pride in gate keeping.
         | 
         | This is wildly inaccurate. Especially in cooking, notions of
         | what constitutes proper cooking, especially when evaluating
         | women's worth as house keepers, have been extremely common in
         | the vast majority of traditional societies, along with the
         | toxicity.
        
           | parkingrift wrote:
           | Snobs have always existed. What I said it was hard to find
           | those snobs because you had to actually meet them in real
           | life. There was no Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Reddit to
           | tell people what they're doing wrong. You had to go find a
           | book, join a club, read a newspaper, or something similar. It
           | was exponentially more difficult to find a snob.
        
       | krzyk wrote:
       | I'm astonished that something like jarred garlic exists. I have
       | seen powdered garlic, but jarred wasn't something I remember
       | seeing in Poland. We always have source of 'normal' garlic.
       | 
       | Is it popular in other countries?
        
       | jamal-kumar wrote:
       | It's mixed in with the preservative tastes of vinegar and
       | benzoates. From a culinary perspective, hard pass based on that
       | alone, unless that's a desirable trade-off for whatever your use
       | cases are. The difference is simply extremely palpable.
        
         | asdajksah2123 wrote:
         | And in many cases it can make a huge difference even outside of
         | taste.
         | 
         | For example, using pre-shredded cheese on your pizza? It will
         | never melt and become gooey the way a low moisture block of
         | mozzarella you've shredded yourself will.
         | 
         | Because, as it becomes obvious once you learn about it, in
         | order to prevent that shredded mozzarella from becoming just a
         | clump of cheese, which is exactly what would happen considering
         | the temperature differences it goes through and all sorts of
         | crushing pressures that are applied on it until it makes it to
         | your fridge.
         | 
         | The pre-minced garlic needs all sorts of preservatives that
         | will impart a significant flavor to preserve it and prevent it
         | from browning.
         | 
         | Presliced fruit is almost always gonna be covered in something
         | to prevent it from spoiling. Sugar syrup might be the least
         | offensive, but then it becomes less of a fruit serving than a
         | sugar serving.
         | 
         | There are good convenience foods you can use.
         | 
         | Frozen foods are usually pretty high quality. The texture might
         | not work for certain applications, but they are usually flash
         | frozen when they are at the peak of the season and so really
         | good when they're used. In fact, stuff like canned tomatoes are
         | often better than their "fresh" counterparts during the off-
         | season.
         | 
         | Canned foods can also be excellent.
         | 
         | No one sneers at people for using those, and in fact, most good
         | chefs (and most of hte TV chefs as well) will recommend using
         | those. Heck, even frozen sliced and peeled vegetables.
         | 
         | But some convenience foods are simply not good if you are
         | capable of doing without. Processed garlic is usually one of
         | those.
        
         | klodolph wrote:
         | You're not really tasting what's mixed in; it's actually the
         | garlic that is different. Cutting or crushing garlic starts a
         | chemical reaction between two chemicals in the garlic called
         | alliiin and allinase, which produces allicin. Allicin is the
         | characteristic flavor of garlic that's somewhere between
         | fragrant and overpowering. Using pre-cut garlic means that
         | these chemical reactions, and other reactions, have had a lot
         | of time to progress.
        
       | Tagbert wrote:
       | We've been using the Dorot Gardens crushed garlic. It is crushed
       | and pressed into a tray with little cubic depressions to hold the
       | garlic and then frozen. It's like tiny garlic ice cubes. We get
       | them at Trader Joe's. Each cube packs a wallop of garlic flavor
       | and is indistinguishable from crushed fresh. The melt easily in
       | some hot pasta or when sauteing vegetables. My husband still
       | wants to use fresh garlic but it takes enough extra time that we
       | don't. These garlic cubes are ways ready to use and it makes a
       | big difference.
        
         | Groxx wrote:
         | I've largely converted to frozen too I think. Getting rid of
         | that always-slightly-present jarred-flavor-weirdness is nice,
         | the cost is more than close enough to not care, and it lasts
         | practically forever because _it 's frozen_.
         | 
         | Fresh garlic is such a pain to deal with, the minor flavor
         | improvement is just nowhere near worth the increase in effort,
         | or ingredient loss due to it growing old before use.
        
         | anchochilis wrote:
         | I'm obsessed with the stuff! The crushed ginger is also
         | excellent for curries and stir -fries.
        
       | globular-toast wrote:
       | I use mostly fresh ingredients but not because of food snobs. If
       | anything I'm the snob. I genuinely think it tastes better and I
       | like to know exactly what I'm putting in to my food. Some things
       | store better than others and are fine to use
       | dried/frozen/preserved etc. A few things I can think of that
       | cannot be substituted: coffee (freshly ground makes all the
       | difference), basil (freshly picked and properly prepared),
       | coriander (freshly ground), cumin (seeds must be used whole of
       | freshly ground), tomatoes (fresh or tinned whole tomatoes taste
       | way better than any pre-made sauce or passata).
        
       | cosmiccatnap wrote:
       | Food and your personal desire to cook and eat it is so so
       | subjective that the idea that anyone can try and say you are
       | doing something wrong that you have done before and enjoy...well
       | it's silly.
       | 
       | The entire industry around cooking and especially the
       | glorification of shows like hells kitchen is to the detriment of
       | food everywhere. You might as well try to critique how someone
       | hugs their wife.
        
       | yding wrote:
       | Unless you're eating it raw, there's no problem with minced
       | garlic or prepeeled garlic. Yes, it has slightly less flavor, but
       | you can just add more of it if you want.
        
       | jakzurr wrote:
       | This article is long, funny, and has some excellent tips for us
       | seniors who need a little shortcut, or are just having a nice,
       | lazy morning.
        
         | benj111 wrote:
         | I'm not sure I agree with the basic premise though. Maybe I'm
         | not bothered what others think, but for me, half of 'learning
         | how to cook' is finding what works for you. I now buy 'proper'
         | garlic, but I still buy the cheapest tins of tomatoes because
         | that's what works for me.
        
           | bethling wrote:
           | I think also what happens is that some people feel that the
           | comparison is between doing everything from scratch and
           | taking a couple shortcuts. Sure - not using jarred garlic or
           | some other timesaver won't taste as good as starting with the
           | original ingredients.
           | 
           | But really, it's more often between taking shortcuts and not
           | cooking at all. When I have time, I love doing everything
           | myself. But after a long work day, I often don't have the
           | energy. But if there's something like a meal kit that I know
           | I can cook, that'll stop me from having dinner delivered.
        
           | vrc wrote:
           | I buy the frozen ginger and garlic cubes TJs has and that's
           | been a revelation. Fresh taste, no prep, only slight
           | modifications to use. The snobs can go rub stainless steel
           | with their garlic scented hands!
        
             | rkangel wrote:
             | I buy ginger in a squeezy tube that I keep in the fridge.
             | And I use real garlic. And I have bags of frozen herbs in
             | the freezer. But often I use fresh ones.
             | 
             | As I think we all agree here - it's about what works for
             | you. Not just in general, but on that day.
        
             | jakzurr wrote:
             | That sounds tasty, thanks!
        
       | ufmace wrote:
       | The trick of this person's story IMO isn't so much that cooking
       | snobs are bad or that any way of cooking is good or bad. It's
       | that the author wants to be a cooking snob themselves. They're
       | upset that the made-up qualifications of being a cooking snob
       | don't accommodate their disabilities. Okay yeah that's unfair,
       | but the whole point of snobbery is to be unfair to people and
       | consider yourself better than them. You don't have a lot of
       | credibility if you want to be a snob yourself but are upset that
       | you can't meet the qualifications. Instead of shaming the snob
       | group for not accommodating you, let go of your desire to be a
       | snob yourself. Once you do that, their opinions don't matter to
       | you anymore and you aren't constantly searching for signs that
       | some random stranger approves or doesn't approve of how you cook,
       | and sometimes perceiving them even when they aren't there.
       | 
       | Cook however you damn well feel like. Your food tasting good to
       | you and whoever else you're feeding is all that matters, not the
       | opinions of internet strangers on Twitter about how you did it.
       | 
       | Once you really understand things and let go, you can see
       | snobbery as kind of a joke, a fun game to play, instead of
       | something super serious and important. I think all of the people
       | who have strong opinions on, say, Vi vs Emacs are older and
       | mature enough to not take it too seriously anymore, so any
       | "flamewars" about it nowadays feel more like people joking around
       | than an actual battle.
        
         | DreamFlasher wrote:
         | Exactly this! When I read it my first thought was: Wow in the
         | US they even have minced garlic, isn't that amazing. I wish we
         | had that in Germany. I hate peeling garlic, the fingers smell,
         | why would I ever do that again if I don't need to?
        
           | AlecSchueler wrote:
           | Slightly crush it with a knife before you peel and the skin
           | will slide right off.
        
             | woofyman wrote:
             | I use a silicone tube. Roll the garlic in the tube and it
             | peels the garlic.
        
           | commenter1234 wrote:
           | Of course depends on where you live but if you have a South
           | Asian grocery store (or a broader Asian one that stocks south
           | Asian ingredients) in any way accessible to you, they
           | normally stock jars of garlic paste/minced garlic (and
           | ginger+garlic paste).
        
         | germanjoey wrote:
         | Great post; this is how I felt about it too.
        
       | em500 wrote:
       | Maybe the author should try James May's cooking show/book[1].
       | It's a decidedly anti-snob take on cooking, with a focus on
       | amateurs ("You wouldn't be reading this if you knew how to cook")
       | and convenience, unabashedly using low class preserved
       | ingredients that last forever in storage (spam, alphabet pasta).
       | 
       | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_May:_Oh_Cook
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | aaron695 wrote:
        
       | onion2k wrote:
       | Garlic in a jar is the React of cooking.
        
         | zachrip wrote:
         | Can you explain further? Whenever I try to create abstractions
         | around alliums it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
        
           | onion2k wrote:
           | It's technically 'cheating' but it's perfectly acceptable to
           | most people because it gets the job done as well as you could
           | do it without it. People who complain about it are snobs.
           | 
           | Also, I use an ungodly amount of it.
        
             | ImPleadThe5th wrote:
             | > Also, I use an ungodly amount of it.
             | 
             | (Same) Lol
             | 
             | Out of curiosity what makes react cheating to you?
        
       | mhh__ wrote:
       | "Cooking should be a pleasure, if it's a job get a takeaway" -
       | Marco Pierre-White
        
       | tpoacher wrote:
       | Yeah I don't disagree with the article, but at the same time I
       | can't shake that vibe that the author is also guilty of precisely
       | the same crime they're finger-wagging about: shaming other people
       | for their passions and preferences.
       | 
       | It was a nice article, but also left a slightly sour aftertaste;
       | surely you can just say "actually prepeeled garlic has its own
       | set of benefits which you may not have thought of, here is a nice
       | article pointing some out" and leave it at that, without going
       | for the "you ableist scum" narrative to get the point across.
       | 
       | I like peeling garlic when I cook. The implication that I
       | henceforth have to consider myself posh privileged ableist scum
       | whenever I peel garlic is not something I particularly cared for
       | to be honest.
        
         | gonzo41 wrote:
         | I've recovered from serious injuries before, mostly broken
         | bones, but there's been some nerve stuff in there as well. I
         | think the article is more to say something is better than
         | nothing. To me it seems like a person finding a way to live
         | like themselves and embracing the fact that they are becoming
         | their own source of influence.
         | 
         | Anyway, sometimes I'm so tired from the programming mines that
         | heating up a frozen meal or even driving to pickup take out
         | feels like I've done something.
        
       | traceroute66 wrote:
       | The problem I have with this blog post is that the author is
       | conflating two things.
       | 
       | The author has a disability, and the author's disability means
       | they struggle with fine tasks. Obviously absolutely nothing wrong
       | with that part.
       | 
       | The author then launches into a lengthly tirade about "food
       | snobs", some of which is not really supported by facts. Not cool.
       | 
       | Because the problem is that its hard fact that pre-ground spice
       | looses its potency very quickly compared to its whole
       | counterparts. And its a hard fact that you have to "do stuff" to
       | garlic in order to put it in a jar or a tube in order to preserve
       | it (you will have to suspend it in something, many processes will
       | likely add salt to it, I suspect quite a few will add
       | preservatives to it, others may even heat it in order to
       | sterilise for long shelf life).
       | 
       | e.g. quick internet search, example product "Gia Garlic Puree
       | 90G", its ingredients ? Garlic (55% - Origin Italy/Spain),
       | Sunflower Oil, Salt, Preservative (Potassium Metabisulphite)
       | 
       | So, 55% of what is in the tube is garlic. The rest of it ? Salt,
       | oil and preservatives.
       | 
       | Calling people "food snobs" for pointing out hard facts is not
       | cool. The fact that garlic in bulb form is different to tin/tube
       | garlic is simply an inescapable fact. Different texture,
       | different strength, different everything. It is quite clearly not
       | "just pre-chopped garlic".
       | 
       | In the end, IMHO the author should have focused more on the
       | quality of life aspect and less on the ranting.
       | 
       | I have a lot of respect for the author in finding ways to adapt
       | in order to maintain their quality of life and their love for
       | cooking. I think that would have made for a far more interesting
       | blog post than an unsubstantiated rant about "food snobs".
       | 
       | P.S. I'm not saying "food snobs" don't exist, they certainly do.
       | But the author picked the wrong example here !
        
         | rglullis wrote:
         | Yes, this is nothing but a wasted opportunity. Instead of
         | showing a story of overcoming challenges, it tries to make the
         | case that everyone should stop pursuing excellence just because
         | it is unattainable to some unfortunate minority facing some
         | kind of handicap.
         | 
         | It is basically saying "because _I_ care about this and _I_ can
         | not be as good as others, _everyone else_ should be brought
         | down to my level. " It glorifies complacency and appeasement to
         | the lowest-common denominator.
         | 
         | You see this type of mentality applied to everything. Every
         | moral failing should be normalized "because no one is perfect".
         | Any one that tries to defy the odds is privileged and selfish.
         | 
         | It seems like no more articles can be written today to inspire
         | people. It's like every media channel wants to you believe
         | "See, things look shit now, but you should be content that you
         | are not as bad as this poor soul."
        
         | tallanvor wrote:
         | The author didn't pick the wrong example here. Pre-minced
         | garlic is good enough for most people. The oil is a neutral
         | flavor, and the small amount of salt isn't going to affect the
         | taste at the end. --Once it's been cooked, the difference is
         | indistinguishable to all but a few super tasters.
         | 
         | Most home cooks don't want to grind all their spices fresh, and
         | even most professionals probably don't, for example try to
         | grind their own cinnamon. The pre-ground stuff is good enough,
         | especially if you pay attention to use-by dates (which are
         | still going to be pretty conservative).
         | 
         | It absolutely is food snobbery to suggest that if you use pre-
         | minced garlic or pre-ground spices that you aren't a real cook,
         | or that you should just leave the ingredients out if you can't
         | use fresh versions for whatever reason (health, time, or even
         | just laziness).
        
           | klodolph wrote:
           | > Once it's been cooked, the difference is indistinguishable
           | to all but a few super tasters.
           | 
           | I don't think that's correct. My own experience is that pre-
           | minced garlic tastes very different from garlic that you
           | mince yourself.
           | 
           | It takes a long time to get a sense of how different versions
           | of ingredients differ, and what the impact is of using
           | prepared foods. Dried basil is radically different from fresh
           | basil, and both options are good. Frozen peas are as good as
           | fresh peas in nearly every dish. Fresh pasta is usually no
           | better than dried pasta. Frozen concentrated orange juice
           | tastes radically different from fresh orange juice, but both
           | options are good.
           | 
           | Pre-minced garlic in a jar is just too different. I don't
           | think I'm any kind of "super taster". Garlic is one of those
           | foods can give you radically different flavors with different
           | preparations. It's because as soon as you cut or crush the
           | garlic, it starts a reaction between two chemicals called
           | alliin and allinase, producing allicin. The allicin can then
           | participate in further chemical reactions. In the jar, the
           | chemical reactions have a long time to progress.
        
       | Sebb767 wrote:
       | On a similar note, real photographers use prime lenses. Zoom
       | lenses are for noobs who can't relocate. You also put your prime
       | lenses on DSLRs, mirrorless cameras are clearly ulterior. If you
       | think smartphones are a camera, you're the reason we're behind as
       | species.
       | 
       | For you coffee, by the way, you grind it yourself, then you use
       | your weiss distributor and flattener before you tamp it. If your
       | coffee doesn't cost at least 20$ per pound and involves at least
       | 5 manual steps, there's no way it can be good. If you put pre-
       | ground coffee in a machine, you might as well skip these steps
       | and drink directly from the toilet.
       | 
       | And since we're on HN, real developers use Unix as an IDE. With
       | vi, obviously - emacs people can quit right now. And don't even
       | get me started on those IntelliJ script kiddies
       | 
       | ---
       | 
       | Seriously, there are always be people in each niche who think
       | that their way is the only way and people who stray from the path
       | are to feel the wrath of god [0]. I could go on and on with
       | examples like this. Funnily enough, this quite often doesn't even
       | work for them (I can tell from personal experience that bringing
       | a DSLR with gear up a mountain is not pure fun, for example).
       | Simply do what works for you and ignore them - unless you asked
       | them or they pay you, their opinion is pretty irrelevant.
       | 
       | [0] Although it should be mentioned that usually quite a few
       | people just act snobby for the joke and aren't actually on a
       | crusade. The pineaple-pizza-thingy seems to be mostly a joke, for
       | example.
        
         | throwaway675309 wrote:
         | It cracks me up how defensive people get about what tools you
         | use, meanwhile I'm just gonna keep building things because your
         | audience doesn't give a crap what tools were used to make the
         | actual end product.
        
           | hef19898 wrote:
           | This is so true. And that also defines "pro" tools, those
           | tend to be the best money making devices, and not the
           | technically best devices. They speed up work, maybe hold
           | longer, or are a tad more ergonomically. Because all of that
           | matters if tools are being used for hours every day to earn a
           | living.
           | 
           | In the end, it is the end product that matters. And that is
           | influenced a lot more by the person and ingeredients / raw
           | materials then it is by the tools being used.
        
         | cttet wrote:
         | I personally really don't care about this judgements. But an
         | interesting thing to me is that all the claims are pointing to
         | a category of people. I wonder why some people what to be
         | categorised, like, even if "real programmer use vi", why do I
         | want to be a "real programmer" if I don't like vi? What's the
         | charm of the arbitrary tag?
        
         | Groxx wrote:
         | Purely on the coffee note: freshly grinding coffee is _by far_
         | the best $-investment vs quality-improvement you can make. A
         | $10 (or cheaper!) blade grinder makes a noticeable improvement
         | over pre-ground for nearly everyone, and you can absolutely
         | just stop there and enjoy the step up and that grinder will
         | probably last as long as your drip machine.
         | 
         | Very little after that will achieve such a large improvement,
         | and no matter what it'll cost a lot more money and time (e.g.
         | to find and buy better coffee beans).
        
         | cultofmetatron wrote:
         | > mirrorless cameras are clearly ulterior.
         | 
         | I'm going to assume this is satire but in case this isn't,
         | modern mirrorless cameras are far superior to dlrs for most
         | applications these days. my z5 does everything my previous dslr
         | does and gives me realtime exposure preview. And don't get me
         | started on the Z9. With that camera, the dslr's's days are
         | numbered.
        
         | automatic6131 wrote:
         | >The pineaple-pizza-thingy seems to be mostly a joke, for
         | example.
         | 
         | Tell me you haven't visited Italy/don't know any Italians well,
         | without telling me you haven't been to Italy.
        
           | barkingcat wrote:
           | In fact Italian pizza stores love selling pineapple pizza to
           | tourists!
           | 
           | Whatever gets a euro from a tourist is whatever they will
           | sell.
           | 
           | When I was in Italy, all the pizza shops sold pineapple
           | pizza, for a slightly higher price, cause it sells that well
           | to North Americans.
        
           | frosted-flakes wrote:
           | At this point American pizza isn't an Italian food, it's
           | American/global. No one thinks "pizza" when you say, "lets's
           | get some Italian".
        
             | samatman wrote:
             | In the more populous parts of America, Italian pizza is one
             | of six or seven varieties one can find, generally (though
             | not on the West Coast) dominated by the local take.
             | 
             | I've had pizza margherita in Italy, and at least three
             | large US cities: the one in Rome was better, but frankly,
             | that's probably because I was in Rome when I ate it. It was
             | the same sort of pizza you get from Italian pizza joints in
             | the States.
        
           | rr888 wrote:
           | > Tell me you haven't visited Italy/don't know any Italians
           | well, without telling me you haven't been to Italy.
           | 
           | Seriously who cares what Italians think, are you that
           | neurotic? Hawaiian pizza is great.
        
           | jfengel wrote:
           | I have been to Italy, a fair bit, and as far as I can tell
           | their attitude is "pizza is a flatbread that you use to
           | stretch out whatever other ingredients you have on hand".
           | There are certainly regional traditions, and obviously
           | pineapple isn't any of them, but I don't see why they'd
           | object to you putting whatever the hell you want on your
           | pizza.
           | 
           | Caveat: I haven't been south of Rome, and I gather that there
           | may be more pizza grumpiness further south.
        
             | leoedin wrote:
             | Having worked closely with Italians from all over Italy,
             | living in London - every one of them I spoke to felt
             | passionately about food being a specific way. Nothing would
             | get my Italian colleagues more riled up over lunch than a
             | British interpretation of an Italian classic dish. There's
             | clearly a very strong traditionalist food culture in Italy.
        
           | FooHentai wrote:
           | Something I believe is that persistent satire and sincere
           | belief are indistinguishable in many settings, and that
           | persistent application of satire tends to cultivate sincere
           | belief in the same thing as the idea spreads around. Not that
           | I think Italians look down on Hawaiian pizza as a result of
           | satire, that's more that Italians often see a national dish
           | that's been heavily evolved overseas in a negative light, and
           | Hawaiian pizza is the shining example of it to be seized
           | upon. Chicago Deep Dish being another. But online it's
           | definitely an issue - Ironic shit-posting of dumb things
           | eventually leads to areas chock full of people with those
           | exact beliefs for real. That's how meme magic works. Meme
           | something, no matter how dumb, persistently enough, and it'll
           | enter the collective conscious as a sincerely held belief.
        
             | rascul wrote:
             | > Hawaiian pizza
             | 
             | I've always found that name amusing.
             | 
             | From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza :
             | 
             | > Sam Panopoulos, a Greek-born Canadian, created the first
             | Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham,
             | Ontario, Canada in 1962. Inspired in part by his experience
             | preparing Chinese dishes which commonly mix sweet and
             | savory flavours, Panopoulos experimented with adding
             | pineapple, ham, bacon, and other toppings. These additions
             | were not initially very popular.
             | 
             | > The addition of pineapple to the traditional mix of
             | tomato sauce and cheese, along with either ham or bacon,
             | later became popular locally and eventually became a staple
             | offering of pizzerias on a global scale. The name of this
             | creation is, in fact, actually not directly inspired by the
             | U.S. state of Hawaii at all; Panopoulos chose the name
             | Hawaiian after the brand of canned pineapple they were
             | using at the time.
        
               | sybercecurity wrote:
               | There are lots of weird stories behind famous dishes.
               | Like the Pu Pu Platter that is seen in American Chinese
               | restaurants. The version everyone knows comes from Trader
               | Vic's, which basically had (Americanized) Cantonese food
               | like char siu and spring rolls with vaguely Pacific
               | islander names. Then it started appearing in American
               | Chinese restaurants.
        
               | FooHentai wrote:
               | Hah, that's great. Hawaiian pizza always made sense to me
               | since I grew up in the UK in the eighties, where
               | pork/gammon with canned pineapple rings was an ordinary
               | evening meal (bear in mind, this was close to the era of
               | Salmon Mousse, many culinary crimes were committed around
               | that time). I guess the association between pineapple and
               | Hawaii is in and of itself kinda odd too, since I think
               | they're native to South America.
        
         | cykros wrote:
         | Don't forget to grind that coffee in a hand crank burr grinder,
         | so you can control every aspect of the process. And don't even
         | THINK about using water that is even a degree away from 200F (I
         | know someone who uses boiling water -- the monster!)
         | 
         | While you're at it, if you're drinking tea, of course follow
         | the RFC. Pouring the hot tea out of the pot and then adding
         | milk is absolutely barbaric.
        
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         | hef19898 wrote:
         | Regarding prime lenses: If you are unable to take good pictures
         | with a zoom pense you clearly have bad technique. And the only
         | true way if taking pictures is on film, it forces to think
         | about composition and exposure. Unless you are into wildlife
         | and birds, there of course anything below a pro-DSLR, or maybe,
         | _maybe_ a pro mirroless action body and 600 mm OEM prime
         | lenses, on a carbon fibre tripod, is clearly not enough.
         | 
         | On a serious note, as long as you like your pictures everything
         | is good. If you make living selling your pics all is good as
         | long as your clients are happy. And nobody cares about the gear
         | used in taking a particular picture, or cooking a meal. No idea
         | why we cannot simply enjoy common hobbies.
         | 
         | All that are reasons I stay away from forums and social media
         | on my hobbies. With the sole exception of a very helpfull forum
         | on the particular brand of my classic car, I need my technical
         | advice from somewhere.
        
           | SAI_Peregrinus wrote:
           | > Unless you are into wildlife and birds, there of course
           | anything below a pro-DSLR, or maybe, maybe a pro mirroless
           | action body and 600 mm OEM prime lenses, on a carbon fibre
           | tripod, is clearly not enough.
           | 
           | DSLRs are far behind mirrorless these days for wildlife
           | photography, especially birds in flight. The autofocus
           | systems of the high-end mirrorless cameras are substantially
           | better than any DSLR, and the frame rates (20-30 shots per
           | second) allow far more chances to get a good shot.
           | 
           | Which doesn't mean DSLRs are useless. It just means you have
           | to take more photos & spend more time to get the same number
           | of "keepers", so depending on what you value (time editing vs
           | time in the field vs money spent) you might want to get a
           | wildlife-focused mirrorless for wildlife.
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | Tell me! Not sure on auto-focus so, the mirrorless sytems
             | seem to struggle with gast moving objects. If there are
             | eyes to track they beat DSLRs everytime so. Also frame rate
             | can be better, the absence of a mirror really helps. Not
             | that close to 10 fps is bad by any stretch.
             | 
             | Fully agree that mirrorless is the future, took long enough
             | to fully get track.
             | 
             | There are some DSLR snobists, there are prime lense
             | snobists, there are mirrorless snobists, there are frame
             | rate snobists.
             | 
             | In the end the picture matters, whatever helps you get good
             | pictures is good for you.
             | 
             | That beimg said, as of now I'd say a Z6ii is still behind a
             | D780 a bit and quite a bit behind a D6 (I'm a Nikon
             | shooter, so don't ask questions about other brands). A Z9
             | on the other hand... That being said, none of those options
             | beats the one you can actually afford and know how to use.
             | 
             | Edit: Which DSLR (Edit 2: I mean mirrorless...) gets 20
             | fps? The Z6ii is at 12. Everything above is, what, 5k plus
             | for the body?
             | 
             | Edit 3: That seems to be Nikon's Z9 with 20-30 fps in
             | continous mode. Up to 120 in small JPEG. Impressive, and
             | with 6k Euros almost reasonably priced when compared to
             | other Nikon top mofels of the past. One can still get a
             | Z6ii and a bunch of top notch lenses. Damn, I shouldn't
             | have looked it up...
        
               | marcolussetti wrote:
               | The parent comment is saying mirrorless are getting 20FPS
               | and thus are better than DSLR for bird photography.
        
           | gigaflop wrote:
           | Something I keep in mind: The people who spend most of their
           | time online talking about a hobby, are usually not the ones
           | who spend most of their time _doing the hobby_.
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | True! And those talking online about the _gear_ used for
             | their hobby are the worst cases of that.
        
               | gigaflop wrote:
               | With one potential exception being mechanical keyboard
               | cultists. After all, the best use of a $1k keyboard is to
               | talk hype about how great it is, and how trashy MX Browns
               | are.
        
               | hef19898 wrote:
               | When you sit at the center of an almost impossible ven
               | diagram, you can do anything!
        
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       | mrmincent wrote:
       | I feel like snobs really miss out on enjoying the full spectrum
       | of the thing that they're snobby about. I know people who only
       | drink single origin coffee and single malt whisky and the like,
       | but to me often a good quality blended product of either usually
       | tastes just as good, and far cheaper.
       | 
       | For me, being free to enjoy something for what it is, rather than
       | what is not, makes life much more enjoyable.
        
         | Saint_Genet wrote:
         | Beer is pretty funny that way. The most fancy, expensive and
         | artisanal beard guy stuff is often impossible to distinguish in
         | a blind test, it's just sharp tasting hop juice.
        
           | thinkingemote wrote:
           | It's spectacle and consumption.
           | 
           | It's not about the actual thing, it's how consuming it makes
           | you feel. So if drinking one beer makes you feel cool and
           | part of a group and another beer that tastes the same
           | doesn't, then many people will think the first beer is
           | authentic and more real.
           | 
           | In a way the author of the article is actually wanting this
           | phantom sense of belonging and authenticity. They are looking
           | for that feeling of buying and consuming stuff.
        
           | philliphaydon wrote:
           | Atleast with beer you can actually get different tastes.
           | 
           | The tests with water are funny, when knowing the name or
           | price people pick the most expensive one as the best tasting,
           | when it turns out that all the bottles were filled with tap
           | water.
        
             | wink wrote:
             | Maybe it's also different levels of carbonation, there are
             | definitely at least 2 brands of locally available water
             | that I can pick out. One just tastes a little bit off (and
             | is REALLY carbonated) and the other one is so salty you can
             | only stomach it when you're used to it. My parents used to
             | buy the brand and only after not drinking it for a few
             | years I was unpleasantly surprised...
             | 
             | But in general, yeah - uncarbonated ones I've never ever
             | tasted any difference to local tap water.
        
               | corrral wrote:
               | Dasani's uniquely terrible. IDK what they do to it, but
               | it's awful (to me--apparently _someone_ likes it). I 've
               | not had another name-brand non-super-cheap bottled water
               | that was outright _bad_.
               | 
               | Every now and then I'll get a cheap gas station or local
               | brand bottle of water (when traveling, say) and on the
               | first sip it's like "yep, that's just not-very-good tap
               | water, not even filtered". Other times it's fine, but
               | it's pretty obvious the ones that just went with whatever
               | the cheapest local source was and didn't do _anything_ to
               | it.
        
         | DoughnutHole wrote:
         | > For me, being free to enjoy something for what it is, rather
         | than what is not, makes life much more enjoyable.
         | 
         | This is honestly the mature endpoint of any snob or obsessive's
         | journey - relearning how to enjoy the bad and the ordinary. But
         | I'd argue the chasing-the-dragon phase comes with the territory
         | of diving really really deep into anything.
         | 
         | By learning the deep intricacies of some area (be it food,
         | coffee, music, musical instruments, headphones, chefs knives,
         | fountain pens etc etc) you learn to appreciate the highs of the
         | best, most nuanced things that area has to offer. But you also
         | learn how to pick apart all the flaws and imperfections in
         | things you otherwise may have enjoyed.
         | 
         | It takes a long time but I'd say the journey of expertise goes
         | from enjoying the bad or ordinary for what it is, to disliking
         | it for what is, to enjoying it because despite all its flaws,
         | what it is is still pretty good.
        
           | jerf wrote:
           | "Qingyuan declared that there were three stages in his
           | understanding of the dharma: the first stage, seeing mountain
           | as mountain and water as water; the second stage, seeing
           | mountain not as mountain and water not as water; and the
           | third stage, seeing mountain still as mountain and water
           | still as water." - https://terebess.hu/zen/qingyuan.html
        
       | thekingofrome wrote:
       | The author's main problem is her sensitivity, not a culture of
       | "ableist" cooks. Nobody should be this concerned with how random
       | internet users care about their method of preparing garlic. And
       | of course YouTube cooks promote the "best" method even when it
       | might be unnecessarily time consuming - because they are cooking
       | to make a nice video, not a time efficient meal.
       | 
       | The part about her causing herself pain by mincing garlic shows
       | well how she is too worried about other people's opinions (who
       | aren't even present when she does it) over factors that influence
       | her health.
        
         | info781 wrote:
        
         | robonerd wrote:
         | Sensitivity really is the problem. Sometimes people mock me for
         | drinking instant coffee. Instead of letting that hurt my
         | feelings, I laugh in their face and ask if they're volunteering
         | to make coffee for me.
        
           | kashkhan wrote:
           | i like instant coffee. It tastes better. To me.
           | 
           | A lot of fancy coffees taste terrible. But we aren't allowed
           | to say that because how can it be you spent 10x more to get a
           | far worse product?
        
           | AdamJacobMuller wrote:
           | Instant coffee is just freeze-dried coffee, it's not my
           | favorite way of making coffee but it's focusing on the wrong
           | thing (technique over product).
           | 
           | I'd take instant coffee from good beans over perfectly brewed
           | coffee (IMO this is espresso or pour-over in a pinch) with
           | shitty beans.
        
           | bittercynic wrote:
           | Sensitivity is _a_ real problem.
           | 
           | When I was younger I would sometimes feel deeply hurt when
           | someone expressed disapproval of something I did or something
           | about me, and as I've grown older realized that sometimes
           | people don't like the way I do things, or don't like me, and
           | that's okay.
           | 
           | I don't have a really specific point to make here, but it may
           | be worth considering that snobby humor is sometimes really
           | hurtful to some people, and telling someone "you're too
           | sensitive" is probably not helping them grow into a more
           | secure person with a healthier level of sensitivity.
        
             | ludston wrote:
             | Ego is the real problem. Placing too much value on managing
             | your external identity is what leads to assuming how other
             | people feel about your experiences is more important than
             | how you feel having them. How can you enjoy a nice meal
             | when you are worrying more about status than how it tastes?
             | Why is it so important to express your superior status and
             | look down on those that produce fractionally less tasty
             | food than yours?
             | 
             | Better to not spend your life planning on how to improve
             | your status and instead focus on finding things rewarding.
        
             | robonerd wrote:
             | > _and telling someone "you're too sensitive" is probably
             | not helping them grow into a more secure person with a
             | healthier level of sensitivity._
             | 
             | I fundamentally don't agree with that. That's not the way I
             | want other people to treat me, so that's not the way I
             | treat other people. If I have a problem with getting
             | bullying and pressuring into doing something I don't like,
             | I would rather have somebody set my priorities straight by
             | telling me to ignore the haters. Offering me a shoulder to
             | cry on won't help me. That's a superficial sort of
             | kindness, like not washing a wound because it would be
             | painful, choosing instead to let the wound fester.
        
               | bobthepanda wrote:
               | There's more than two ways to do things, which is the
               | other problem with conversations with random internet
               | users.
               | 
               | You don't need to just let them cry and not address
               | anything, but also telling someone to "just ignore the
               | haters" is probably just as effective as telling a
               | depressed person "have you tried not being depressed?"
        
               | bittercynic wrote:
               | I think we mostly agree - I'm with you that "Ignore the
               | haters" is usually a good, supportive thing to say in
               | these situations.
               | 
               | Are you sure that you want to be told "You're too
               | sensitive" when you're having a vulnerable moment, and
               | someone happened to criticize you in an area where you
               | have some insecurity? Though it may be true, don't you
               | already know it, and really don't want to hear it at that
               | moment?
        
           | nightski wrote:
           | A pour over coffee only takes a few minutes to make. I can't
           | imagine you are saving much time in this case, and the
           | quality difference is substantial. But I'm not judging you, I
           | know people that just like instant coffee better.
        
             | tshaddox wrote:
             | > A pour over coffee only takes a few minutes to make.
             | 
             | The trouble with that mode of argument is that for nearly
             | every conceivable action you take in your life, there is
             | going to be a "higher quality" version of that action that
             | only takes slightly longer. There's probably always a way
             | to get better results by spending slightly more time tying
             | your shoes, brushing your teeth, shaving, washing your
             | face, catching up on news, preparing your coffee, having
             | your morning walk/bike ride/gym session, etc.
             | 
             | And yet you only have so much time in the day, so it's
             | important to know which of those things you enjoy well
             | enough to take the time to do the higher quality version of
             | them. Maybe you love coffee and gladly spend a few extra
             | minutes getting a cup that you enjoy, but maybe you
             | couldn't care less about your skin care routine. But maybe
             | I enjoy skin care and will gladly spend time shaving and
             | washing my face, but maybe I couldn't care less about the
             | quality of my morning coffee and just want the instant
             | crystals.
        
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             | madmax108 wrote:
             | > I'm not judging you, I know people that just like instant
             | coffee better.
             | 
             | As a self-confessed coffee snob (who owns everything from a
             | Aeropress to a French Press to you-name-it and gets freshly
             | roasted beans from across the world which I hand grind at
             | home), it's always a matter of contention for me when my
             | sister visits home and PREFERS both the speed and the taste
             | of nescafe instant coffee over my finely tweaked-over-the-
             | years methods for making great coffee.
             | 
             | She's not in the computer science field, so the instant vs
             | fresh coffee debate is our version of the Emacs vs Vim
             | debate ;-)
        
               | cronix wrote:
               | oh, you're not really a snob until you roast your own
               | beans and won't drink any others /s
        
               | bdowling wrote:
               | FYI, that's the coffee equivalent of the one-of-a-kind
               | mechanical keyboard with custom layout and custom QMK
               | firmware with modal overlays.
        
             | stevejb wrote:
             | I've had many pourovers and I appreciate them if I have the
             | time. If I like pour overs at value P, then I would rate an
             | instant coffee at 0.9 _P. The 0.1_ P of value I miss out on
             | isn't worth the hassle of filters, dealing with coffee
             | grounds, all that stuff.
        
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             | gnicholas wrote:
             | Don't forget to account for the time spent cleaning the
             | equipment and getting the beans/grounds fresh on a regular
             | basis. Instant coffee keeps for months, and of course is
             | also much cheaper.
        
             | robonerd wrote:
             | A scoop of instant coffee in a mug and 60 seconds in the
             | microwave is good enough for me. Coffee is a drug delivery
             | mechanism to me; I drink it when I don't have caffeine
             | pills handy.
        
               | iakov wrote:
               | Damn, this is the most unrefined way of preparing coffee
               | that I've heard of. I have cut down on caffeine a lot a
               | few years ago, but I still enjoy the ritual of brewing
               | coffee in a espresso machine or in chemex. Most of the
               | time it's decaf, too.
        
           | Swenrekcah wrote:
           | Occasionally I make too much coffee so there will be about a
           | cup leftover. Instead of pouring it down the drain I'll just
           | keep it and the next time I'd like a cup I put it in the
           | microwave for a bit to warm it up.
           | 
           | The looks of utter disgust and horror I've received always
           | put a smile on my face.
        
             | blooalien wrote:
             | My solution to "extra" coffee is "iced coffee". I keep a
             | small pitcher in the fridge to dump extra coffee in and
             | pour me a glass over ice with a bit of flavored creamer
             | whenever the urge strikes.
        
           | hvs wrote:
           | I'm most assuredly not a coffee snob (Folger's? Bring it on),
           | but I just don't like the taste of instant. I will say that
           | an AeroPress is one of my best investments for a quick, good
           | tasting cup of coffee (faster and cleaner than my previous
           | plastic pour-over thing that cost me $2).
        
             | cronix wrote:
             | Try Starbucks Via Instant. You might be surprised. I use it
             | mainly for camping due to the ease, or if I run out of
             | regular and can't bring myself to go to the store just for
             | coffee right when I wake up, but I can't really tell the
             | difference. Normally I grind the beans fresh for each batch
             | and normally don't drink starbucks.
        
         | rocqua wrote:
         | People are getting more sensitive to the opinions of others,
         | and I am not sure that is necessarily a bad thing. It does mean
         | we might want to be a bit more careful with how we express
         | opinions, considering others a bit. I also don't think that is
         | necessarily bad.
        
           | ramblerman wrote:
           | Being sensitive to the opinion of others implies trying to
           | see things their way. It means increased communication,
           | empathy.
           | 
           | Being neurotic about if people agree with how you cook garlic
           | does the opposite. It's founded in insecurity and achieves
           | the opposite.
        
         | woodruffw wrote:
         | Did you only read the first page of the article? She describes
         | a physical condition that actually does prevent her from
         | chopping fresh garlic:
         | 
         | > A repetitive strain injury led me to develop thoracic outlet
         | syndrome. Pain shot through my forearms and into my fingers
         | when I did simple tasks. My hands often went numb. My elbows
         | ached and seized. Looking down at anything--a book, a cutting
         | board--hurt my neck and shoulders and worsened the rest of my
         | symptoms.
         | 
         | The article is actually interesting from a human perspective:
         | many disabilities are invisible, or only manifest in ways that
         | _appear_ trivial on their own but that exacerbate feelings of
         | inadequacy, inauthenticity, etc. She doesn 't dispute the fact
         | that fresh chopped garlic is better; she's found herself aware
         | of a source on inadequacy that feels trivial to everyone else.
         | I think that's a pretty relatable sentiment.
        
       | odshoifsdhfs wrote:
       | I use normal bulbs of garlic as it was as I learned to cook (my
       | country grows and uses garlic a lot) but I had no problems using
       | 'pre prepared' garlic when I lived in other countries, BUT I
       | would recommend everyone that does so to make sure it is sourced
       | ethically (seems most peeled garlic in America comes from china,
       | which doesn't have a good track record:
       | https://www.ft.com/content/1416a056-833b-11e7-94e2-c5b903247... )
        
         | marak830 wrote:
         | I was going to post this as well.
        
         | bbarnett wrote:
         | China has entire regions now, where they have to pollinate
         | fruit trees by hand, due to excessive pesticide use. Saw it in
         | a movie about declining bee populations.
         | 
         | So there are additional reasons to not eat garlic from China.
         | 
         | Regardless, source local is a good thing anyhow.
        
         | thaumasiotes wrote:
         | > seems most peeled garlic in America comes from china
         | 
         | I used to eat at a restaurant in Shanghai which had a fridge in
         | the back, in which enormous bags of pre-peeled garlic cloves
         | were visible.
        
         | m0llusk wrote:
         | Not to go too far with commercial promotion, but I'm pretty
         | sure that in the US garlic distribution, especially the
         | processed options, are dominated by Christopher Ranch in
         | Northern California: https://christopherranch.com/products/
        
       | Cupertino95014 wrote:
       | You can use jarred garlic all you like. If someone gives you
       | shit, tell them GFY.
       | 
       | I use it once in a while, e.g. for marinades.
       | 
       | One method of crushing that I don't see here: if you have
       | drinking glasses with heavy glass bottoms (most of them, from
       | what I can tell), you can just smash the clove with that. Peel
       | the skin, then smash the clove again. Now it _might_ be usable as
       | is, but if not, you can chop it pretty easily. I 've never broken
       | a glass that way.
        
         | skyyler wrote:
         | I greatly dislike the idea of using a glass object as a hammer.
         | 
         | The side of a knife works very well, not sure why it's not
         | universal...
        
           | Cupertino95014 wrote:
           | Okey dokey, then. You don't have to do it.
        
       | France_is_bacon wrote:
        
       | andybak wrote:
       | The culinary arts are second only to the world of audiophiles in
       | being seriously in need of some double-blind tests to dispell
       | long-standing myths.
       | 
       | The trouble is _some_ myths are true. I have a strong hunch about
       | a few that aren 't but I'd love to see a TV show that tested some
       | pundits to actually tell the difference.
        
         | wffurr wrote:
         | Serious Eats does a lot of double blind testing and analysis of
         | long standing culinary myths.
        
           | bryanlarsen wrote:
           | They're mostly Cook's Illustrated personnel who have been
           | doing similar testing for many decades. Similarly, many of
           | the Serious Eats alumni have moved on to do their own thing.
           | (J. Kenji Lopez-Alt for example).
           | 
           | But their focus is very much on taste, sacrificing
           | convenience to maximize taste. Only when the double blind
           | shows taste to be equivalent do their recipes contain the
           | more convenient step. If you read the entire article prose
           | it'll give you some hints on which conveniences will have
           | little effect on taste and which will significantly
           | compromise the dish.
        
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