[HN Gopher] Ancient Roman soldier carved a phallus with a person...
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       Ancient Roman soldier carved a phallus with a personal insult in
       this stone
        
       Author : diodorus
       Score  : 109 points
       Date   : 2022-06-17 23:13 UTC (1 days ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (arstechnica.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (arstechnica.com)
        
       | mseepgood wrote:
       | Wow, he even used serifs on the letters.
        
       | midnitewarrior wrote:
       | It takes nothing to get a can of spray paint and deface a wall
       | with an insult or any crude depiction. Imagine the commitment
       | required to carve an insult on stone. This man was truly angry.
        
         | sorokod wrote:
         | The execution could be "delegated" to someone lower on the
         | social ladder.
        
         | drdiego wrote:
        
         | monkeybutton wrote:
         | Given the amount of modern day graffiti carved into benches and
         | tables in parks and scratched onto bus windows, probably not
         | that angry?
        
         | aaomidi wrote:
         | Keep in mind that our expectations of how much effort we should
         | put into things have changed throughout history.
        
           | seclorum_wien wrote:
           | Yes indeed, and let us not forget that the Romans had slaves.
        
             | xwdv wrote:
             | A necessary evil in a world lacking technology.
        
             | pharrington wrote:
             | No no, you get the slaves to serve you the wine and grapes
             | while _you_ carve the phallus.
        
       | Group_B wrote:
       | Secundinus can sec un di nuts
        
         | limbicsystem wrote:
         | Came for this comment - was not disappointed
        
       | dakial1 wrote:
       | > "Among the many other interesting finds: [...]; the remains of
       | a female child between 8 and 10, found in a shallow pit in a
       | barrack room in 2010;"
       | 
       | This small phrase give us clear view that this girl's death was
       | probably in a terrible situation... Poor child.
        
       | shp0ngle wrote:
       | Instead of "I love you" Romans said "pedicabo ego vos et
       | irrumabo" and I think it's really beautiful
        
         | caymanjim wrote:
         | For those wondering, Google translates this as "fuck you and
         | fuck you."
        
           | SapporoChris wrote:
           | DeepL Translate: The world's most accurate translator, had no
           | idea how to translate it.
        
           | quickthrowman wrote:
           | It's the opening line from Catullus 16, actual humans have
           | translated it as "I will sodomize and face-fuck you"
           | 
           | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16
        
             | christkv wrote:
             | One of my favorite slam poets of antiquity.
        
               | hprotagonist wrote:
               | And also, he who gave us "hail, brother, and farewell".
               | 
               | Man had _range_
        
             | djitz wrote:
             | Ahh, the language of love.
        
             | caymanjim wrote:
             | That's so much better. It was clear Google wasn't
             | translating it literally.
        
       | jprd wrote:
       | I deeply respect this.
       | 
       | Actually, point of fact - this is one of humanity's most honest
       | historical tomes.
        
         | TedDoesntTalk wrote:
         | Which ones aren't honest?
        
           | effingwewt wrote:
           | The ones with more than two words?
        
       | marcodiego wrote:
       | > Secundinus cacator, which translates into (ahem) "Secundinus,
       | the shitter."
       | 
       | In Brazil we have the expression "cagao" which can translated as
       | "big shitter" to refer to someone who encourages or announces a
       | firm, dangerous or exemplar behavior but recedes back when need
       | to assume it arrives.
        
         | kwonkicker wrote:
         | Dam , here in Turkey "kaka" [caca] literally means "poop" or
         | "to poop". How odd.
        
           | kgeist wrote:
           | Kaka means poop in many unrelated languages. It's baby talk:
           | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_talk
           | 
           | Another example is "to eat" or "tasty": English yum, Russian
           | nyam etc.
        
           | xeromal wrote:
           | Lots of baby words are shared amongst languages even if
           | they're not related. The most obvious one I see are the
           | variations of baba, papa, dada, etc for dad.
           | 
           | My iraqi friends say baba and arabic is certainly not
           | originated from latin.
        
             | robonerd wrote:
             | There are certainly some Latin loan words in Arabic; that
             | part of the world was well within the Roman sphere of
             | influence for a long time. For instance: the Arabic sirat
             | and English street both come from the Latin word strata.
        
               | xeromal wrote:
               | Oh, I'm sure that. I just meant as a root language I
               | don't believe they share a common ancestor
        
           | geuis wrote:
           | Similar root words somewhere in the past. Caca in Spanish
           | means the same thing.
        
             | mseepgood wrote:
             | "Secundinus der Kacker" in German
        
             | schoen wrote:
             | But the oddity is that Turkish isn't related to the Romance
             | languages.
        
               | Tagbert wrote:
               | No, but several of the earlier languages in Anatolia did
               | have Into-European roots as did some of the surrounding
               | languages, such as Persian. It could easily be a loan
               | word.
               | 
               | *kakka- also kaka-, Proto-Indo-European root meaning "to
               | defecate." According to Watkins, "imitative of glottal
               | closure during defecation."
        
         | hn_throwaway_99 wrote:
         | My favorite insult: "He thinks he's hot shit, but he's not even
         | a cold fart."
        
         | hotpotamus wrote:
         | So my knowledge of Spanish is pretty limited but being in South
         | Texas I do run into it, and I've always thought the word "caca"
         | was more analogous to "poop" rather than "shit"; ie they mean
         | they same thing but one is more offensive. I never know how
         | close Portugese is to Spanish though; it's a language I have
         | next to no exposure to.
         | 
         | Interestingly, in American English, we would refer to someone
         | who lies a lot as a "bullshitter" or "full of shit", but
         | someone who is cowardly is a "chickenshit". It sounds like
         | "cagao" is a bit of a combination. Either way it seems like one
         | of those universal human cultural tendencies.
        
         | reggieband wrote:
         | I don't know if it is the same word but it reminds me of a joke
         | a Brazilian friend told me when we were discussing how it can
         | be hard to translate jokes. He mentioned that someone who shits
         | a lot is a common insult in Brazil.
         | 
         | The joke goes: A young man visits the family of his girlfriend
         | for the first time. At one point the father of the girl pulls
         | him aside and tells him that he is no good for his daughter.
         | The father wants a rich man for his daughter. He tells the
         | young man "you can't buy my daughter a nice house, you can't
         | buy her a nice car, you can't buy her nice clothes, I bet you
         | can't even afford to buy her toilet paper". Later, as the young
         | man and girl drive home she notices he is upset. She asks if
         | her dad maybe said something to him. He said, yes, he told me
         | you are a big shitter.
        
       | extrememacaroni wrote:
       | It's a fat one too, nice.
        
       | hk1337 wrote:
       | "Romani ite domum"
        
       | wyldfire wrote:
       | Centurion: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, "People called
       | Romanes they go the house"?
       | 
       | Brian: It..it says, "Romans, go home"!
       | 
       | Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs
       | Brian's ear] Come on, come on!
       | 
       | Brian: Romanus!
       | 
       | Centurion: Goes like?
       | 
       | Brian: Annus!
       | 
       | Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...?
       | 
       | Brian: Anni?
       | 
       | Centurion: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
       | 
       | Brian: "Go"! Let-
       | 
       | Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".
       | 
       | Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
       | 
       | Centurion: So eunt is...?
       | 
       | Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"
       | 
       | Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use
       | the...?
       | 
       | Brian: The... imperative!
       | 
       | Centurion: Which is...?
       | 
       | Brian: I!
       | 
       | Centurion: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?
       | 
       | Brian: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
       | 
       | Centurion: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is
       | motion towards, isn't it, boy?
       | 
       | Brian: Dative, sir! [The centurion promptly draws his swords and
       | presses it against Brian's throat.
       | 
       | Brian yells:] No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The...
       | accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
       | 
       | Centurion: Except that domus takes the...?
       | 
       | Brian: The locative, sir!
       | 
       | Centurion: Which is?
       | 
       | Brian: Domum!
       | 
       | Centurion: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword]
       | Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!
       | 
       | Brian: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
       | 
       | Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut
       | your balls off!
       | 
       | Brian: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and
       | everything, sir!
        
         | canjobear wrote:
         | I love this scene because it captures the crazy dissonance
         | between Latin as it was taught for generations (basically a
         | highly structured linguistic hazing ritual) and the fact that
         | it really was a lively living language once.
        
         | krylon wrote:
         | The secondary school I went to taught Latin as the first
         | language, and someone had - before my time - written "Romanes
         | eunt domus" on the school wall next to the main entrance. I did
         | not get the joke until I watched Life of Brian, but when I did,
         | I absolutely loved it. To my knowledge, nobody has removed the
         | graffiti to this day.
        
         | nescioquid wrote:
         | It was funny when I saw the movie because I never expected a
         | movie to wittily touch on such schoolboy Latin troubles. But
         | since the internet became a thing and this scene gets
         | regurgitated at the slightest provocation, a damnatio memoriae
         | wold be a kindness.
        
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       | galgot wrote:
       | Was intended to Secundinus Biggus Dickus.
        
       | JorgeGT wrote:
       | I wonder if the insult carried then the same meaning as in modern
       | Spanish, i.e. <<coward>>. It would make sense that the carver
       | thought that trait to be a grave issue in a military garrison
       | context.
        
         | aiilns wrote:
         | Could be, it carries the same meaning in modern Greek.
        
       | bawolff wrote:
       | I feel like nobody should be surprised about crude insults and
       | rome going together.
       | 
       | After all, these are the people that brought us cattulus 16
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16
        
         | fileeditview wrote:
         | Sounds like an early rapper lyric :)
        
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       | jelliclesfarm wrote:
       | graffiti was a big deal in Ancient Rome. I remember the opening
       | sequence of HBO short lived and much missed Rome series and the
       | depiction of graffiti. Ancient Rome had a rich history of
       | expressing opinions via graffiti.
        
       | robg wrote:
       | Love how this trolling is HN appropriate.
        
       | uberdru wrote:
       | The infelicitous image caption should go down in history:
       | "Retired biochemist Dylan Herbert was volunteering at the
       | excavation site when he came across the carved stone."
        
       | omega3 wrote:
       | Does anyone know why the second word doesn't exactly match
       | "cacator"? The first letter looks like an "E" but there is an "E"
       | in the first word so the horizontal line might be a later damage.
       | However, the second "A" looks like an "O". Could it be a typo?
        
         | Veen wrote:
         | If you click through to the original article, it says the stone
         | actually says "SECVNDINVS CACOR", which is an abbreviated form
         | of _secundinus cacator_. Words are often abbreviated on stone
         | inscriptions.
         | 
         | https://www.vindolanda.com/News/ancient-graffiti
        
       | vorhemus wrote:
       | In previous times you really had to make an effort to insult
       | someone - engraving this probably took some time.
        
         | amelius wrote:
         | The internet would be a better place if posting something would
         | take serious effort.
         | 
         | Perhaps this would be a nice starting point for a new version
         | of Twitter or any forum.
        
           | javajosh wrote:
           | I don't think you'll get effort. But you might get quality by
           | limiting the posting rate. Something like 1/day. That's not
           | enough, so you also need to encourage the community to highly
           | regard quality posts, rather than just evocative ones.
           | Imagine Twitter where only moderating, calming tweets are
           | liked. It would be a different place!
        
             | vkou wrote:
             | It would be a brave, new world. :)
        
           | elcapitan wrote:
           | It just means that we would have Dickcarving-as-a-Service by
           | tomorrow afternoon.
        
             | amelius wrote:
             | Yes, the internet would be a better place if posting spam
             | costs money.
        
         | seydor wrote:
         | you were not distracting yourself in HN.
        
         | notahacker wrote:
         | tbh, if you want your insult to be likely to survive for nearly
         | 2000 years, it takes a bit of dedication even now.
         | 
         | probably Secundinus had insulted him by shouting at him, making
         | a hand gesture or spilling his beer. But whilst such low effort
         | insults can drive people crazy, they're unlikely to achieve
         | results quite as impressive as worldwide media coverage in
         | future millennia, or historians musing on why Secundinus was
         | considered to be a shitter as they figure out a caption for the
         | centrepiece for a new museum.
        
           | thaumasiotes wrote:
           | > whilst such low effort insults can drive people crazy,
           | they're unlikely to achieve results quite as impressive as
           | worldwide media coverage in future millennia
           | 
           | That result might impress you, but I think everyone involved
           | would have considered the insult a bigger success if, say,
           | Secundinus' engagement fell through and no one in the future
           | ever heard about the dispute.
        
       | dr_dshiv wrote:
       | Are they sure it was definitely the same author? Maybe Secundinus
       | saw the insult and carved a big dick in response.
       | 
       | Classically, a phallic representation can disrupt a curse or evil
       | eye. After all, how can you maintain an evil eye when you see a
       | big honking cock in your field of view? It's like a bad vibe
       | disrupter.
       | 
       | Read more about the "fascinating" magic of big fake dicks in
       | antiquity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus
        
         | seclorum_wien wrote:
         | >Are they sure it was definitely the same author?
         | 
         | Perhaps there is a better analysis available, but the lines of
         | the phallus appear to me to have been cut by the same author of
         | the letters in the words.
         | 
         | Besides that, having dated an archeology student who left their
         | interesting books around, I seem to remember there being a
         | standard for identifying the cut of these objects. Perhaps it
         | was more easily verified than we might think.
        
       | jelliclesfarm wrote:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw : all the bits of
       | Biggus Dickus from MP's Life of Brian
        
       | doliveira wrote:
       | Funny how "cacator" sounds like the Portuguese word "cagador". I
       | thought the verb "cagar" was recent, turns out we've been saying
       | it for thousands of years.
        
         | leephillips wrote:
         | These romance languages are called thus because of Rome: they
         | are variations of Latin. Look up the etymology of most words in
         | Spanish or French and you'll find the Latin origins. Even the
         | naughty bits. Spanish pedo - Latin pedere.
        
           | doliveira wrote:
           | Yeah, I know. It's just that specifically "cagar" sounds so
           | informal and slang-like, those words tend to vary a lot
           | through generations.
        
             | jobigoud wrote:
             | In French we have an equivalent verb, "caguer", but it's
             | not used that much, "chier" is more common in this register
             | and is the one used in most expressions.
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | I thought the Romans used that symbol for good luck and
       | fertility? It seems at odds with the message. Doesn't seem so
       | much a 'clever subversion' as confusing.
        
         | prox wrote:
         | The article mentions this at the end!
         | 
         | In this case, the author wasn't sending Secundus good luck :)
        
         | seydor wrote:
         | Also apotropaic. My fav is a fascinus cumming on the evil eye
         | from Leptis magna
        
         | kadoban wrote:
         | In a couple millenia, they'll say that's what we mean by it
         | too, if any of our writing is left.
         | 
         | 8==D
        
       | Tagbert wrote:
       | The Romans used phallus imagery in multiple ways.
       | 
       | See Fascinus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus
        
       | badrabbit wrote:
       | Imagine people 2k years from now excavating gas station restroom
       | stalls.
        
       | thedailymail wrote:
       | Secundinus should be happy he didn't get the full ostrakon
       | treatment, which involved carving a person's name on a pottery
       | shard and using it for post-toilet scraping.
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostracon
        
       | pvaldes wrote:
       | And this is what happens when you refuse to pay your engraver
        
         | christkv wrote:
         | The ancient version of defacing a clients website.
        
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