[HN Gopher] Ask HN: How to make a photogenic server room
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       Ask HN: How to make a photogenic server room
        
       We are opening a new office and will have our network / server gear
       in a room with a large window facing a customer reception area.
       We're told it'd be nice if the racks looked nice through the glass.
       Does anyone sell...decorative server equipment? Something useless
       with a bunch of blinky lights? This is one of the stranger requests
       we've dealt with.
        
       Author : focusedone
       Score  : 52 points
       Date   : 2022-06-16 19:16 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
       | otikik wrote:
       | Get one of these as a ceterpiece:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cray-1
       | 
       | Put the real servers around it, and make sure to put a lot of
       | LEDs on them. If the company is good, use blue LEDs. If the
       | company is evil, use red LEDS.
        
       | globalise83 wrote:
       | Hire an actor to wander through the server room every so often
       | wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, sticking cables and USBs
       | into different parts of the equipment. Especially during security
       | audits and investor meetings, but also during the CEO's all-hands
       | meeting.
        
       | Minor49er wrote:
       | Stuff some Christmas lights into some empty computer cases,
       | especially ones that automatically blink and fade. Also, get a
       | fog machine that you can turn on whenever you need a break from
       | work (just remember to keep stocked up on fogger juice)
        
         | kevinventullo wrote:
         | Fog looks a lot like smoke. I'm not sure that's what you want
         | to see coming from the server room...
        
           | Minor49er wrote:
           | That's why I mentioned that it should be used when OP needs a
           | break from work
        
       | lozaning wrote:
       | Apple at NAB 2007 is peak server room aesthetic to me.
       | https://appleinsider.com/articles/07/04/19/high_quality_phot...
       | 
       | All that gear is EOL now and can be picked up for cheap on ebay.
       | Setup some xserves to just send data back and forth between
       | Xserve raid arrays for maximum blinken lightsen
        
         | readbeard wrote:
         | Really cool! Thanks for sharing. I miss Apple products from
         | those years.
        
       | rsync wrote:
       | If you want some bling in your server racks you can add 1U and 2U
       | multi-monitor displays and show status and/or visualization on
       | small displays that most people aren't aware even exist:
       | 
       | https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/1U-2-Rackmount-LCD-Pa...
       | 
       | https://www.pimfg.com/product-detail/RACK-LCD-35-4
       | 
       | https://www.amazon.com/Blackmagic-Design-Smartview-Rackmount...
        
       | JonAtkinson wrote:
       | Ask Reddit at /r/cableporn. They will be thrilled to have you.
        
       | DamonHD wrote:
       | I was once asked to be a partly-decorative sysadmin in a similar
       | situation but offered to split the fees with an actual male model
       | in a smart suit while I did the crawling under desks bit...
       | 
       | What are model rates in your area compared to cost of eye candy
       | hardware?
        
       | bradstewart wrote:
       | Buy servers from https://oxide.computer/ ?
        
       | qbasic_forever wrote:
       | Honestly I would go get some gaming PC bling (RGB lights etc) and
       | build a 'fake' server room that's just for marketing or show, but
       | not actually used for anything serious. Whatever makes the silly
       | boss/owner that made the demand happy.
       | 
       | At the same time aggressively build out cheaper cloud or proper
       | on-prem server hosting room. Because ultimately what is the
       | lowest cost to run will be pretty boring with high density racks
       | and absolute minimum of power sucking junk like extra lights,
       | etc. I'd be far more concerned about physical security, fire
       | suppression, backup power and cooling than bling factor for a
       | real on-prem datacenter.
        
       | whalesalad wrote:
       | https://reddit.com/r/serverporn
        
         | giarc wrote:
         | https://www.reddit.com/r/ServerPorn/comments/33mw99/we_had_s...
        
       | ldargin wrote:
       | Making it neat will probably go farther than adding fake blinking
       | lights. Avoid empty rack spaces, dangling cables, etc.
        
       | oakwhiz wrote:
       | Wide racks, structured cabling, cable combs, "real" overhead
       | tray, clever lighting. Buy multiple exact lengths of cables
       | instead of using service loops. Use the right kind of PDUs to
       | minimize power cable lengths.
       | 
       | You can order custom racks and have them use any metal or paints
       | that you want.
       | 
       | Hire good electricians, get them to bend hard metallic conduit
       | instead of flexible or plastic, have it bundled instead of just
       | surface mounted. Additionally have an engineer draw up all of the
       | conduit plans ahead of time instead of just letting the
       | electricians figure out something random.
       | 
       | Edit: Buy loopback SFP modules and put them in all unused ports
       | on switches and servers, then set the port on a VLAN and/or IP
       | address that doesn't go anywhere. Then use multicast pings to
       | make it blink.
       | 
       | Edit 2: Buy more switches to do this kind of thing if you don't
       | have enough switches to make it look interesting. You could use
       | bunches of 48 short 6 inch cables to make a routing protocol lab
       | on several pieces of 10+ year old equipment, and then have
       | beautiful blinking lights all over the place.
        
         | the_biot wrote:
         | I think this is bad advice, frankly. Such things are not
         | unusual, non-tech suits always want blinkenlights and such,
         | because they think it'll impress prospective customers. The
         | stories I could tell, datacenters like circus acts.
         | 
         | The key is to keep the blinkencrap away from the _real_ network
         | /servers/patch panels, because those things have to actually
         | _work_ at all times, and it 's your neck if it doesn't.
         | 
         | When you start adding extra switches and whatnot to the network
         | just because they look and blink nice, you're actually adding
         | points of failure into the network, stuff that can affect your
         | network for whatever reason if something goes wrong.
         | 
         | I would advise either outright refusing to do it, or adding
         | completely unconnected bling like rsync's comment lists --
         | expensive junk that serves no purpose except look flashy. But
         | just never connect that crap to a production network.
        
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       | Bud wrote:
       | Hire talented pros, who care about the details, to design your
       | rack and do your cabling. I can give you some referrals if you'd
       | like. I was on the project to build Apple Park and I know the
       | guys who did the cabling for that job. Extremely clean and
       | attractive work.
        
       | a_developer314 wrote:
       | sorry I have to reply
       | 
       | XDDDDDDDD
       | 
       | EDIT: On topic, buy some custom led strips, ask the clients what
       | is their favourite color when entering the area, and
       | automagically switch
        
       | throwaway889900 wrote:
       | How about the alternative of leaving it a rats nest of wires and
       | adding an animated sculpture of an IT person trying to make sense
       | of it all?
        
       | h2odragon wrote:
       | Network patch panels with nicely bundled wires might work;
       | switches often have numerous blinky lights.
       | 
       | You could dig up some antique gear and make it run: tape loader
       | robots or even 9 track tapes with reels. It's been a long time
       | since they did flashy innards on display stuff like that so its
       | in the uncomfortable range between "scrap" and "industrial
       | antiques" now.
       | 
       | Or just admit it's all for show and commission an artist to make
       | something cool. We have better blinky lights technology than ever
       | before with addressable RGB LED strips and panels and many
       | examples of their use.
       | 
       | You can tell the bosses that putting real production servers on
       | display would be a security issue. say "Tempest" and nod
       | knowingly. As long as you dont smirk they'll usually go along.
        
         | Vexs wrote:
         | You could pretty reasonably hook up a string of ws2812s to be a
         | server load monitor or similar... might be a fun project.
        
       | sbbr wrote:
       | Colocate your servers in proper datacetner.
        
       | MonkeyClub wrote:
       | Create a waterproof wall of glass around the room's glass walls,
       | fill the between space with water and aquarium plants, put some
       | fish.
       | 
       | And in the server space proper, put a Cray in the middle, the one
       | that looks like a 60s outer space couch, and hire a couple of
       | str--
       | 
       | I think the fish will do fine.
        
         | drewzero1 wrote:
         | Q: What kind of fish belongs in a server room? A: A crayfish!
        
           | ggm wrote:
           | At UQ in Queensland we hung a plastic yabbie inside the crays
           | flourinert recycling tank (The flourinert tank had a ballcock
           | and was basically like a see through toilet cistern, hidden
           | inside a normal cabinet.)
           | 
           | (A yabbie is an Australian crayfish)
        
       | foreigner wrote:
       | Colour coordinated network cables
        
       | Apreche wrote:
       | Get network cables with colors that coordinate with your
       | company's branding.
        
       | shiftpgdn wrote:
       | Is it just one rack? Just get an enclosed rack and have your
       | companies marketing people get a vinyl overlay printed for the
       | front (ala the current Cray Supercomputers.)
        
       | Animats wrote:
       | Yes, you can get blinky boxes from prop houses. They will cost
       | too much, because they're usually rented by the day. Also try
       | this recycling company.[1]
       | 
       | More usefully, just make everything tidy, and put a big screen or
       | two, running some kind of status display, in there, facing the
       | window.
       | 
       | [1] https://www.protekrecycling.com
        
       | jjgreen wrote:
       | Have a small antique desk for the operator, get an SGI or an iMac
       | G3 on there, add an (empty) cocktail glass.
        
       | a-dub wrote:
       | salvage faceplates from a bunch of old suns and netapps and use
       | them to cover all your modern gear!
       | 
       | put an atari console in the middle with a cartridge sticker with
       | the name of your company on and a portable crt television with
       | rotary channel dials rendering an 8-bit home computer era
       | rendition of a grafana graph.
        
       | focusedone wrote:
       | Additional information: nothing mission critical is in this room.
       | Everything important is in another building. This room is almost
       | completely decorative.
       | 
       | The coolest idea so far has been switches with loopback sfps -
       | that's brilliant! We've got some decommissioned stuff that'd be
       | perfect for that.
        
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