[HN Gopher] Outhorse Your Email
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       Outhorse Your Email
        
       Author : eorri
       Score  : 686 points
       Date   : 2022-05-19 09:52 UTC (13 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.visiticeland.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.visiticeland.com)
        
       | icecreamrodeo wrote:
       | i created an account just to upvote
        
         | Aachen wrote:
         | That's how it starts. Before you know it, you'll need
         | noprocrast!
        
       | zamalek wrote:
       | I would pay for this if I could use it on LinkedIn.
        
       | ethbr0 wrote:
       | In case you thought they took the easy way, behind the scenes
       | video: https://vimeo.com/710288765/5e14861065 (linked on site)
        
         | nwiswell wrote:
         | > In case you thought they took the easy way
         | 
         | Alright, fine, but where's the API?
        
         | Hamuko wrote:
         | Is the audio beyond fucked or is it just my machine?
        
           | memorable wrote:
           | It's probably just your machine. Mine seems fine.
        
             | Hamuko wrote:
             | I think it may have been a player bug. I heard everything
             | echoed, but after closing the tab and reopening the link,
             | it plays just fine.
        
           | alxlaz wrote:
           | That's what most people say the first time they hear it but
           | if you give it time, Icelandic metal will grow on you, I
           | promise :-D.
        
             | dredmorbius wrote:
             | Icelandic audio always Bjorked.
        
         | CobrastanJorji wrote:
         | Thanks! My first thought was, y'know, funny video, but "how did
         | they build a working keyboard that a 600 pound animal could
         | stand on on a tourism video budget" was second.
        
       | Adlopa wrote:
       | Could be worse for the horses, I guess...
       | 
       | https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/may/16/iceland-...
        
       | wfme wrote:
       | Love this sort of thing. Makes me think about visiting Iceland
       | haha
        
         | Aachen wrote:
         | Go in summer if you want to ride, though. Ask me how I know
         | that October will freeze your fingers off
         | 
         | I'd 100% recommend visiting Iceland in October in general. It's
         | a lot less busy around attractions and the sea climate makes it
         | not that cold (the main challenge usually is breaking the
         | wind). Walking/driving around is absolutely no problem, and
         | outdoors swimming is also fine because the pools are heated
         | geothermally. Heck, glacier hiking wasn't a cold experience at
         | all with fairly regular winter clothing (keep an optional rain
         | layer in your backpack for the unpredictable weather though).
         | There has been only one activity where the icey wind got the
         | better of me despite adequate clothing (I don't know what more
         | I could have put on, the only solution I see is electric
         | heating or walking parts of the way to warm up).
         | 
         | If you go, take at least a full week excluding travel days and
         | 'cheap campervans' was _by far_ the best deal that I found for
         | a vehicle (seemed almost too good to be true but everything was
         | as advertised and the people super friendly).
         | 
         | The experience taught me a thing or two about weather at home
         | as well. I don't like raincoat material so I never had
         | rainproof clothes. Now it was kind of essential to prepare for
         | that and I found there are more plasticy pants and jackets as
         | well that are no problem. Layering and wind breaking is how one
         | stays warm beyond staying dry. In the future I'm going to be
         | enjoying the outdoors more during winters at home :)
        
           | avar wrote:
           | > There has been only one activity where the icey wind got
           | the better of me despite adequate clothing
           | 
           | Don't leave us hanging, what was the activity?
        
             | Aachen wrote:
             | Well, the horse riding! Sorry, I thought it would be clear
             | from the first paragraph
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | blackshaw wrote:
         | Iceland is amazing, I highly recommend a visit.
         | 
         | If you can forgive the self-promotion, I wrote a "things I wish
         | I'd known" post about visiting Iceland which might be of
         | interest to anyone planning a trip there:
         | https://blackshaw.substack.com/p/iceland
        
           | thedanbob wrote:
           | > We booked a hostel in Reykjavik for the whole trip. This
           | was, without a doubt, the biggest mistake we made. It would
           | have been a much better idea to drive around the whole island
           | staying in a different place each night. (Iceland's main
           | highway goes around the edge of the country in a loop.)
           | 
           | This is what my wife and I did a couple of years ago and I
           | highly recommend it. It took us 5 days to circumnavigate the
           | country.
        
             | brewdad wrote:
             | A side trip to the Westman Islands should also be on your
             | must-see list. Book an overnight stay for at least one
             | night.
        
           | avar wrote:
           | A correction to "Unless you have a 4x4 it's illegal to drive
           | on certain mountain roads":
           | 
           | Legally you can drive on whatever road you'd like in whatever
           | vehicle you'd like, but coverage in case something goes wrong
           | is probably not included in your rental company's coverage.
           | The "4x4 only" signs you referred to are meant to discourage
           | tourists who don't know any better.
           | 
           | Depending on the road, weather, your driving skills etc.
           | you'll easily be able to traverse certain "4x4 only" roads
           | even in a VW Golf. The trick is knowing which roads those
           | are, and accounting for the tiny stream you passed on the way
           | in potentially having turned into a river due to rains or
           | snowmelt since you drove in.
        
             | Terry_Roll wrote:
             | It seems Iceland is also 4x4 heaven if this Karahnjukar
             | Spillway is anything to go by: https://youtu.be/Lv-
             | XcVFBwVY?t=214
             | 
             | I cant see the horses getting up there!
        
             | blackshaw wrote:
             | I stand corrected! Have changed the post to say
             | "discouraged" instead of "illegal".
        
       | thorum wrote:
       | Icelandic horses shows zero-shot task generalization on Icelandic
       | natural language prompts, outperforming GPT-3 on many tasks,
       | while being 16x faster on land and having beautiful manes. Very
       | impressive work!
        
         | DonHopkins wrote:
         | It's all those hidden layers of horse hair.
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | lobocinza wrote:
       | Why outhorse if I already have a in-house cat?
        
         | codegladiator wrote:
         | For scale and cheaper cloud costs in iceland
        
       | q-base wrote:
       | Every once in a while I must succumb my natural aversion towards
       | marketers and give a tip of the hat. This is definitely one of
       | them. Absolutely brilliant and creative thinking!
        
         | slowmovintarget wrote:
         | Their previous spoof of Zuckerberg's Metaverse video was also
         | great.
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enMwwQy_noI
        
           | aasasd wrote:
           | Only now learned that FB has videos about the 'metaverse'.
           | I'm five minutes into FB's video, and it feels like a
           | recreation of both late-80s' explainer infomercials and
           | early-90s' pop hallucinations about the computerized future.
           | I bet FB regret that they can't sell awkwardness directly,
           | because they have tons of it.
           | 
           | I'll have to take breaks to watch the Icelandverse vid every
           | ten minutes, to get through 1h17m of Zuck and kitsch 3D. "You
           | can bring things from the physical world: photos, videos,
           | art, music, movies, books, games" ooof man.
        
           | q-base wrote:
           | Hahaha I had not seen that one either. Thanks a lot for
           | sharing. That really made me laugh as well :)
        
           | shakezula wrote:
           | the part of that where he gives up on opening the door had me
           | cackle laughing. Thanks for sharing this, it's absolutely
           | perfect.
        
           | mxuribe wrote:
           | This is hilarious; bravo!
        
       | RcouF1uZ4gsC wrote:
       | It would be really cool if they also add a poop emoji if the
       | horse takes a poop while replying to the email
        
       | jonathanlydall wrote:
       | Although the article's content is way more fun, when I initially
       | saw the title I thought the article was going to be about a
       | phishing email somebody had received with bad spelling/grammar.
        
       | shmageggy wrote:
       | I have a few qualms with this app:
       | 
       | 1. For a Linux user, you can already build such a system yourself
       | quite trivially by streaming from /dev/urandom, mapping to
       | cardinal directions and simulating a random walk on the keyboard.
       | 
       | 2. It doesn't actually replace an email autoresponder. Most
       | people I know will put things like their return date in the auto-
       | response.
       | 
       | 3. It does not seem very "scalable" or income-generating. I know
       | this is premature at this point, but it seems that down the road
       | this may require a lot of horses.
        
         | erwincoumans wrote:
         | Almost 60 million horses ought to be enough for anybody.
        
         | spoils19 wrote:
         | The poster seems to be trying to draw a parallel between his
         | comment and an infamous post that he made nearly 15 years ago
         | (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9224), or maybe just to
         | make him feel bad. I personally don't think the tones of the
         | two posts are comparable at all. His post has been quoted out
         | of context for the last decade or so, though, so it's not
         | surprising to me. (Ask yourself, what did "app" mean in his
         | comment?)
         | 
         | Several people seem to expect that he would be embarrassed by
         | my comment or regret making it, but it honestly doesn't bother
         | him at all. I, HN, and even the world have changed a lot in 15
         | years.
         | 
         | Anyway, he's pretty satisfied with where life has taken him.
         | He's certainly not going to sweat someone combing through his
         | post history in a vague attempt to dunk on him.
        
           | omnicognate wrote:
           | I am profoundly confused by the pronouns in this comment.
           | You, gp and the author of the dropbox comment are all
           | different people, aren't you?
           | 
           | Anyway, it's just a joke. I don't think anyone's trying to
           | make anyone feel bad.
        
             | spoils19 wrote:
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29465505
        
               | geoduck14 wrote:
               | Oh my gosh. There are SOOOO many meta references in this
               | thread. I'm _clearly_ an outsider to the HN world.
        
               | omnicognate wrote:
               | Aaaaaah
        
         | tux3 wrote:
         | Your solution sounds good, but at which point do I integrate it
         | with my FTP account? I have it mounted locally with curlftpfs,
         | and then using SVN or CVS on the mounted filesystem
        
           | kator wrote:
           | Use SCCS it's way more fun!
        
         | Hamuko wrote:
         | > _it seems that down the road this may require a lot of
         | horses._
         | 
         | And you apparently need to train every horse to actually write
         | emails, so it also requires humans to train the horses. How
         | many horses can an Icelandic horse trainer train in a month?
         | 
         | And do we know if all horses can even learn to write emails?
         | What if it requires very smart horses? How many horses are
         | there in Iceland and how many of them are email-grade horses?
        
           | Ancapistani wrote:
           | > And do we know if all horses can even learn to write
           | emails? What if it requires very smart horses? How many
           | horses are there in Iceland and how many of them are email-
           | grade horses?
           | 
           | Well...
           | 
           | A horse is a horse - of course, of course - and no one can
           | talk to a horse of course. That is, of course, unless the
           | horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
        
           | icemelt8 wrote:
        
           | acoomans wrote:
           | Unless you can train a horse to become a horse trainer.
        
             | jmmcd wrote:
             | The singularity
        
         | sdfhbdf wrote:
         | Made me chuckle.
         | 
         | For those who don't understand the reference this is satire
         | coming from the comment on the Dropbox Launch post on HN in
         | 2007 [0]
         | 
         | [0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9224
        
           | lisper wrote:
           | I'm amazed that you remembered that.
        
             | Hamuko wrote:
             | It might be the most famous Hacker News comment in
             | existence.
        
               | dspillett wrote:
               | Up there with slashdot's impression of the first iPods:
               | 
               | > No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame.
               | 
               | (https://slashdot.org/story/01/10/23/1816257/apple-
               | releases-i...)
        
               | BirAdam wrote:
               | I actually preferred MiniDisc through the portable music
               | player era. I didn't stop using my MiniDisc player until
               | iPhone 4, as my phone storage was suddenly sufficient to
               | carry a good portion of my library.
        
               | pmoriarty wrote:
               | The first iPods were pretty crappy from a functional
               | standpoint. There were other mp3 players which were more
               | full-featured, and the early iPods crashed a lot.
               | 
               | It's their aesthetic design which sold people on them.
               | That's what Slashdot did not understand.
        
               | lisper wrote:
               | News to me. TIL.
        
               | serf wrote:
               | either that or the Putnam comment of cperciva's. [0]
               | 
               | [0]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35083
        
               | nxmnxm99 wrote:
               | Jeez, that guy was full of himself though. Looks like 14
               | years later he isn't the roaring startup success story he
               | predicted.
        
               | jhugo wrote:
               | How do you know that? Success can be measured in many
               | ways, many of them not public.
        
               | geoduck14 wrote:
               | I've looked through some of those comments, and I don't
               | understand what is going on. Can you help, please?
        
               | mbreese wrote:
               | Someone was trying to knock cperciva down a peg or two as
               | he was boasting about something higher up in the thread.
               | The comment being something to the effect of, "have you
               | won a Putnam? If not, stop talking." The Putnam is an
               | undergraduate mathematics competition. It's prestigious
               | to win.
               | 
               | Colin was a Putnam fellow (top 5 scorers) in 1999.
               | 
               | All in all, it was a pretty funny exchange at the time
               | and quickly stopped the argument. Don't assume that the
               | person you're talking with here is an idiot. It really
               | demonstrates how HN users are varied with significant
               | expertise in many areas.
               | 
               | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Lowell_Putnam_Mat
               | hem...
        
           | the_other wrote:
           | Thanks for explaining. I read the GP and thought "this
           | person's way too serious".. but with the context I see the GP
           | is actually a subtle treasure.
        
           | quickthrower2 wrote:
           | Thanks! My Poe's Law-ometer was as a entangled as that famous
           | cat for a moment.
        
         | tdrgabi wrote:
         | I can't tell if you're kidding, maybe trying to emulate the
         | "dropbox comment".
         | 
         | I choose to think you are.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | robga wrote:
         | Neighsayer.
        
           | dmje wrote:
           | Actual LOL. This deserves All The Upvotes.
        
             | dmje wrote:
             | Ah miserable downvoterz
        
         | major505 wrote:
         | For linux user they should put penguins typing.
        
         | IncRnd wrote:
         | It's almost like this was put together as a joke.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | lifeisstillgood wrote:
         | The scalability depends on the typing speed of the horse, which
         | of course is limited by how much they are carrying.
         | 
         | An unladen horse can clearly type faster than one weighed down
         | with for example coconuts, and we must not forget the span
         | between the shift key and the number row. This is a very large
         | keyboard for native Icelandic horses, and while the European
         | breed might make the span, the African variety can easily get
         | those awkward two hoof symbols.
         | 
         | All in all it is clear that the Icelandic government must give
         | immigration privileges to unladen African horses immediately to
         | prevent this startup industry going under.
         | 
         | Write your Althing member now !
        
           | drKarl wrote:
           | And this is a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail:)
        
             | technothrasher wrote:
             | I believe the appropriate response would have been "a hOrse
             | once bit my sister..."
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | chronolitus wrote:
       | Typical. Here we are trying to outsource our work to foreign
       | horses. It's all fun and games until the wheel stops spinning and
       | we realize there are no typing jobs left for honest American
       | horses, leaving our own ponies penniless.
        
         | Finnucane wrote:
         | They're doing jobs American horses don't want to do.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | mxuribe wrote:
         | But, here in America, our horses only want to carry guns and
         | drive big trucks...and, well, hang out with cowboys. Not so
         | sure that they even want to work! /s :-)
        
       | manholio wrote:
       | I would go for the same idea, but with cats in a shelter. Every
       | time an email arrives, a treat is delivered to the cat horde and
       | the resulting commotion is filmed and a linked delivered to the
       | sender, with a caption like: "We want MOAR!!" etc.
       | 
       | With a few hundred dollars on hardware you can generate thousand
       | of hours of quality video content, much more entertaining than a
       | random keyboard press.
       | 
       | No offense, but horses are clearly less, shall we say,
       | intellectually gifted to handle the subtleties of digital social
       | interaction in the cat age. Horses are plain boring, yesteryear's
       | thing, wouldn't want one in the apartment of my owner.
        
       | bee_rider wrote:
       | > wFwhxsqjnzgmsrqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
       | 
       | Wow, I never knew Icelandic was such a beautiful language.
        
         | SahAssar wrote:
         | The aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is silent and usually
         | written as aa.
        
       | moron4hire wrote:
       | That should be easy for me. My horses are terrible at email.
        
       | Yhippa wrote:
       | The video is funny-ish but it doesn't do justice to how cool
       | Iceland is. I really enjoyed my time there. Would highly
       | recommend. Felt like you could aim your camera in a random
       | direction outdoors and it would take a beautiful photo.
        
       | Kaibeezy wrote:
       | No one can talk to a horse, of course, unless...
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/91LRPk8x14s
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | lala26in wrote:
       | lawl
        
       | johnchristopher wrote:
       | Jeez, I loved working in the tourism industry. One day I'll get
       | back into it :).
       | 
       | It's incredible how visiteiceland/norway/etc have refined and
       | eliminated a lot of cruft in their website while still keeping up
       | the appearance of professionalism and non-corp design. There are
       | a lot subtleties in this website s design.
        
       | dredmorbius wrote:
       | y u no call "Pony Expressed"?
        
         | cryptonector wrote:
         | Because those aren't ponies and they didn't have any around?
         | Also, they sized the keyboards for horses, not ponies.
        
       | amelius wrote:
        
       | charles_f wrote:
       | I wish my country would build outhorsing centers, but horses are
       | confined to their stables. Bunch of social safety-net cheque
       | grabbing lazy asses
        
         | Msw242 wrote:
         | Whooooah there! Ass is a slur that is offensive to many horses'
         | donkey partners and mule children.
         | 
         | Let's be respectful, not negative neigh-sayers
        
       | dten wrote:
       | Missed opportunity to use email.horse
        
       | troymc wrote:
       | A much better solution would be to buy your own horse, although
       | personally I think I'd upgrade to an elephant.
        
         | mxuribe wrote:
         | I think in the tech world that is referred to as self-horsing!
         | /s
        
       | bradgessler wrote:
       | Pretty sure this is how most Zendesk responses are generated
       | anytime I email tech support.
        
       | moffkalast wrote:
       | Yeah that's gonna be a neigh for me dawg
        
       | whalesalad wrote:
       | Surprised these horses prefer QWERTY and not BOVINE layout
        
         | eurasiantiger wrote:
         | Horses are equine, cattle are bovine.
        
           | dredmorbius wrote:
           | Speaking truth to horses.
        
           | WorldMaker wrote:
           | An EQUINE layout sounds like taking Dvorak to an extreme. E
           | is the most common letter in English? Let's give the keyboard
           | two of them! I'm half-tempted to mock up up such a layout
           | just for giggles. It'd be a handy layout for dolphin.town,
           | especially.
        
             | Tao332 wrote:
             | I'm running this to its ridiculous extreme. I'm imagining a
             | keyboard layout that has duplicate keys matching letter
             | frequency. The keyboard has to have 56 Es just to be
             | allowed a Q. About 35 or so Ts. Etc.
             | 
             | The odds favor you getting the key you want, so it's best
             | to not even look.
        
               | WorldMaker wrote:
               | That could certainly put a Quine in EQUINE. Mash the
               | keyboard all at once to get a frequency chart that
               | resembles the keyboard. That's your new keyboard.
        
           | [deleted]
        
       | Sohcahtoa82 wrote:
       | Is this real, or an April Fools Day joke that just got left
       | online?
        
       | rhplus wrote:
       | This is a good option for Icelandic horses to connect with
       | overseas cultures, given that foreign horses can't visit and
       | locals aren't allowed to (return if they) travel overseas:
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_horse
        
       | maxbaines wrote:
       | Made me chuckle this morning.
        
       | Doctor_Fegg wrote:
       | Weirdly I remember too many horse memes from old internet
       | communities.
       | 
       | uk.misc had a years-long habit of shouting "HORSE" after someone
       | turned up trying to trace some Canadians who "moved to Burton-on-
       | Trent and stole my HORSE".
       | 
       | uk.music.folk would shout "HORSE" too, but for a different
       | reason: whenever the old "ah but is this really folk music"
       | argument was trotted out. It was a reference to Louis Armstrong's
       | "all music is folk music - I ain't never heard no horse sing"
       | (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/all-music-is-
       | fol...).
       | 
       | And back in the early days of OpenStreetMap we had a running gag
       | about horse=yes, after early finding-our-way attempts at the
       | tagging folksonomy resulted in 70mph highways in Britain being
       | tagged with "horse=yes" because, yes, legally you were allowed to
       | ride a horse on them.
        
         | tialaramex wrote:
         | > 70mph highways in Britain being tagged with "horse=yes"
         | because, yes, legally you were allowed to ride a horse on them.
         | 
         | To clarify: You aren't allowed to ride a horse on Britain's
         | _motorways_ (fast multi-lane roads mostly built in the latter
         | half of the 20th century) but you would legally be allowed to
         | ride a horse (and indeed to walk along as a pedestrian,
         | although it 's probably unwise) on the fastest possible _non-_
         | motorways.
         | 
         | Most of Britains other roads are limited to 60mph or less. But
         | a "dual carriageway" in which vehicles travelling in the
         | opposite direction are separated from you by something rather
         | more substantial than a line of paint (e.g. barriers or even a
         | strip of ground with barriers either side) lifts that to 70mph
         | the same as a motorway.
        
       | petecooper wrote:
       | [Generic question asking if the service is stable.]
        
         | Symbiote wrote:
         | Only if you pony up for the premium plan. It costs a reinsom,
         | but it would be a bit foalish not to.
        
           | aaaaaaaaata wrote:
           | Are you actually a user, as well as an amateur comedian?
        
           | mxuribe wrote:
           | I'm laughing so much on these, that my voice is
           | getting...hor...well you get what i mean. ;-)
        
             | Tao332 wrote:
             | Enough already, y'all are beating a dead horse.
        
         | keitmo wrote:
         | Neigh.
        
       | keraf wrote:
       | Horse as a Service (HaaS), sign me up!
        
       | hestefisk wrote:
       | Iceland - simply the HEST!
        
       | grammers wrote:
       | This is hilarious, thanks for sharing! :)
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | bryanrasmussen wrote:
       | Your post advocates a
       | 
       | ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante
       | 
       | (X) Dog and Pony Show
       | 
       | approach to fixing email.
        
         | zdragnar wrote:
         | At least it's not a goat rodeo
        
           | Tao332 wrote:
           | This isn't the Goat Internet.
           | 
           | https://obviousplant.com/products/a-3-5-inch-floppy-disk-
           | tha...
        
           | WhompingWindows wrote:
           | Shoutout to the greatest album released in the 2010's, Yo Yo
           | Ma and Chris Thile's Goat Rodeo Session:
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-31e8Nlujw
        
             | deltarholamda wrote:
             | Man, Yo Yo Ma's post-classical career is killer. Obrigado
             | Brazil gets a lot of airtime in my playlist, now I have a
             | new one to add.
        
           | runlevel1 wrote:
           | For that, you can look to Goat-2-Meeting:
           | 
           | https://www.sweetfarm.org/goat-2-meeting
        
       | reaperducer wrote:
       | I have some time off coming up soon...
       | 
       | And HR is forever telling us we should "engage" with one another
       | more.
       | 
       | This counts as engagement, right?
        
         | maxwelldone wrote:
         | While technically true, I'm afraid HR might consider it as
         | horsin' around.
        
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