[HN Gopher] How Intelligent Are Cats? (2004)
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       How Intelligent Are Cats? (2004)
        
       Author : maxmouchet
       Score  : 237 points
       Date   : 2022-04-10 08:41 UTC (14 hours ago)
        
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       | Razengan wrote:
       | Yes
        
       | vmception wrote:
       | Great article, other comments have already covered my main
       | thoughts
       | 
       | But those sound boards that let pets communicate with words and
       | concatenate have been okay at helping me move past our tests of
       | intelligence. We cant even communicate with other humans that
       | cant dont talk back or use fingers.
       | 
       | I'm also less convinced that human behaviors are not just reward
       | seeking patterns chained together, so I cant dismiss a pet's use
       | of a sound board as just trained behavior for a treat - at least
       | as a reason to dismiss their intelligence or weigh that action
       | any way at all
       | 
       | I would say its evidence of understanding and that the animal is
       | aware that they cannot use their vocal cords to respond to us and
       | just give up trying that
        
       | midrus wrote:
       | My cat is the smarter cat ever. It managed to train me very well.
        
       | bredren wrote:
       | I moderate /r/adventurecats, which focuses on leash training of
       | house cats.
       | 
       | I started leash training my cat at about 6 months and he is 4.5
       | years old now.
       | 
       | People are regularly astonished to see a cat content on a leash
       | at all.
       | 
       | But what's amazing is how much preference, analysis, and decision
       | making you see a cat demonstrate when you spend so much time with
       | them.
        
       | rybosworld wrote:
       | Cats are capable of more than they seem. I've spent time around
       | many different dogs and cats (and other critters) when I worked
       | at a vet clinic. I'd say that the cleverest of cats were almost
       | on par with the cleverest of dogs. But the average dog is much
       | more clever than the average cat. Cats also have a lot less
       | interest in problem solving.
       | 
       | There was one cat who lived permanently at the clinic. She would
       | be crated every night before we left. She would often get out of
       | her crate and we'd find her roaming around the clinic the next
       | morning. The cage required that you press two pins towards each
       | other. It's surprising that she figured this out but also that
       | she had the dexterity to reach outside the cage and do this.
       | 
       | She was one of the smartest animals I've ever interacted with.
       | You could see the gears in her head turning when she wanted to
       | figure something out.
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | I'm reminded of a Feynman story about rats in mazes. Their senses
       | enable them to cue in on a dozen things that human maze-builders
       | miss. So the humans misinterpret what ques they use to solve the
       | puzzles, and publish erroneous conclusions.
        
       | Stratoscope wrote:
       | For anyone who wonders if cats are intelligent, I submit for your
       | consideration Tulie and Sephie:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46rROBUDPYI
       | 
       | I was playing with them with a bird wand toy and then I wanted to
       | get back to work. So I wedged the toy's handle in the chair.
       | 
       | Tulie had studied how I operated the toy, and she decided to work
       | it herself to keep Sephie entertained.
       | 
       | At one point the feathers got stuck on the chair, and Tulie
       | figured out how to unstick them!
       | 
       | Then the dogs came by to get some water, and the cats were like
       | "nothing to see here, move along now."
       | 
       | And then with the dogs out of the way, they got back to business.
        
         | i80and wrote:
         | My calico understands that the laser pointer is the object that
         | causes the red dot to appear, and would paw at it when she
         | would want to play with the red dot.
         | 
         | Cats pay attention and put things together!
        
           | jrjarrett wrote:
           | I have an automated feeder for my 2 cats. One has a better
           | time sense than the other and would camp out and devour both
           | bowls when it dispensed.
           | 
           | We got a timer and set it to chime when the feeder went off,
           | which helped.
           | 
           | The feeder has an app that triggers an alert on my phone and
           | now if my phone makes that alert sound, they perk up and bolt
           | to the basement.
           | 
           | So they've also learned to associate the alert sound to
           | food....
        
           | Stratoscope wrote:
           | Tulie does the same thing. I used to keep the laser pointer
           | at the side of my desk mixed in with a pile of USB sticks and
           | such. She would get pretty excited when she saw me reach over
           | there. If I was just grabbing a USB stick she would walk
           | away.
           | 
           | Eventually she started jumping onto that corner of the desk
           | to knock the USB sticks on the floor. After all, if I wasn't
           | going to play laser tag with her, a USB stick makes a mighty
           | fine cat toy!
           | 
           | Interesting that yours is a calico. Tulie is a tortoiseshell,
           | which is basically the same thing without the white
           | background.
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoiseshell_cat
        
           | jhbadger wrote:
           | I had a cat who would actually pick up the pointer with her
           | mouth and bring it to me when she wanted to play.
        
             | implements wrote:
             | The key word in the above three posts might be "she" - my
             | two female cats seem much more intelligent and playful than
             | the male ones. (Perhaps because as adults they have to
             | mother and train kittens, unlike more the solitary males?)
        
               | implements wrote:
               | I'm puzzled the above comment is being downvoted. Wild
               | feline species are often social for groups of females,
               | and solitary for males. They're instinctual rather than
               | (like us) cultural animals - it's entirely possible that
               | male and female domestic cats exhibit different types of
               | social intelligence and playfulness with respect to each
               | other and to humans, and as I said, my (five!) do.
        
             | throwanem wrote:
             | My most recent one never bothered with that - intuiting
             | when he wished to play and fulfilling the resulting
             | obligation was _my_ job, and it doesn 't do to get too
             | indiscriminately familiar with the help - but he did learn
             | not just what the laser pointer was and looked like, but
             | what the tactile switch under its "on" button _sounded_
             | like. I liked to sneak the dot up on him when I could, but
             | it very soon became a game of  "how quietly can I actuate
             | the switch?" versus "how faint a click can he hear?" - a
             | game I rarely won, especially once he further learned to
             | recognize the distinctive rattle of the batteries moving in
             | the laser pointer case! There are probably _bombs_ easier
             | to defuse than it eventually became to retrieve and
             | activate the laser stealthily enough for the dot to come as
             | a surprise - if nothing else, it was a great opportunity to
             | find out how much I 've _really_ learned from a lifetime
             | spent mostly in company with cats.
             | 
             | The thing about tact switches, though, is that they all
             | generally sound quite alike, and he was used to not
             | immediately seeing the dot when he heard one. So, through
             | the latter decade or so of this cat's life, it was quite
             | common for the following sequence of events to play out
             | several times a day:
             | 
             | - I adjust the volume on my phone;
             | 
             | - the cat glances excitedly around the floor, then
             | expectantly at me;
             | 
             | - I hold up the phone for him to see;
             | 
             | - the cat and I simultaneously settle back to what we were
             | doing before.
             | 
             | Confused the hell out of a boyfriend one time.
        
           | rootusrootus wrote:
           | My dog and both cats still like to play with the laser
           | pointer, but all of them know exactly where it comes from.
           | Thankfully it's just like playing fetch with the dog. Totally
           | repetitive and predictable but still entertaining enough that
           | the pet will keep it up indefinitely.
        
             | lodovic wrote:
             | Please, never use a laser pointer to play with dogs. This
             | can cause anxiety, OCD and ultimately lead to serious harm.
             | A frustrated dog may keep searching for the pointer for
             | weeks after. There is a name for the condition, "laser
             | pointer syndrome". Laser pointers are fine with cats but a
             | big no with dogs.
        
               | rootusrootus wrote:
               | Heh, my dog has never gotten that wrapped up in laser
               | pointer chasing. She knows it's me, she stops when I say
               | 'Done'. Now, when it comes to chuckit balls on the other
               | hand, she's dangerously close to real OCD.
        
       | hbarka wrote:
       | I'm amazed by my cat's stalking instincts. I play hide and seek
       | with her indoors and she will outflank me more than I can
       | outflank her majority of the time. When I think I have the
       | surprise on her she'll be behind and I'm sure thinking to herself
       | how easy this human is.
        
       | Razengan wrote:
       | Ours understood how to open doors by jumping up at the handle and
       | pulling it down. Another could clearly tell we were angry when we
       | frowned.
        
       | mft_ wrote:
       | Having spent the past three years observing two quite different
       | cats who came into my life via a relationship, I'd say the answer
       | is "eh, a little".
       | 
       | One of them has learnt to do basic tricks for treats, and has
       | also learned to turn on two different robot hoovers by pressing
       | the right button - she only does this late at night, which I take
       | either as attention-seeking or just boredom? The other one is the
       | Zoolander of cats.
       | 
       | Beyond this, they seem quite limited: sleep, eat, wander around,
       | watch the world go by, occasionally hang out with us, sometimes
       | play or hunt.
        
         | darkerside wrote:
         | Why does that make them unintelligent? More like unambitious if
         | you ask me.
        
           | dylan604 wrote:
           | That's like looking at your retired grandparents and calling
           | them unambitious for just sleeping and playing golf and
           | eating dinner at 4pm.
           | 
           | A 16 year old cat deserves to do whatever the hellz it wants.
        
             | darkerside wrote:
             | Or a teenager for sleeping and playing videogames. The only
             | difference is time horizon, which you introduced I suppose
             | for the sake of your own argument? No idea how old these
             | cats are.
        
       | eric4smith wrote:
       | Cats are oriented towards hunting and killing. In that regard
       | they are seriously intelligent.
       | 
       | Anything else they are not very intelligent. Let's not make cat
       | videos confuse us.
        
       | ggm wrote:
       | "Cat sense" by John Bradshaw is a fascinating read on the nature
       | of cats. Not really on-topic here, but a great read on feline
       | behaviour.
        
       | dghughes wrote:
       | I think a cat's brain would be a great model for intelligent
       | robots. Pattern recognition is what they do well but their brains
       | are better at detecting moment more than anything for humans it's
       | colours.
       | 
       | My cat knows when it's 9pm since that is treat time. She can be
       | sound asleep but at 8:59pm I hear _thump thump_ as she hops down
       | from her sleeping spot. It 's not that she is detecting me doing
       | something. I watch streaming video at random times stopping and
       | starting it. There is no obvious cue that I can think of that is
       | allowing her to know the time. Not even sunlight is a cue since
       | the light is wildly different here due to being on the 49th
       | parallel and the seasons. She even adjusts for daylight savings
       | and standard time but it takes about a week.
        
       | derefr wrote:
       | Hypothesis: cats have a mental architecture -- brain hardware --
       | that's amenable to learning as much as that of any other mammal
       | with a cortex; but they don't come with instinctive knowledge of
       | certain _mental schemas_ -- brain Operating System software,
       | essentially -- required for _social_ intelligence. Those mental
       | schemas instead have to be taught /communicated.
       | 
       | - Have you ever seen a "cat raised by dogs"? They develop the
       | same mental schemas around socialization that dogs do; begin to
       | understand the sort of "pack" structure and reward norms that
       | dogs think in terms of; and so end up trainable exactly like
       | dogs, using e.g. social-status gratification/reassurance as a
       | substitute for food. And often, you won't actually have to
       | explicitly train a "cat raised by dogs"; cats are seemingly
       | highly skilled at modelling (i.e. witnessing others earning
       | rewards for a behavior, and then self-motivatedly learning to
       | mimic that behavior), and so a cat that hangs around trained dogs
       | may teach _themselves_ "tricks" it observes the dogs doing.
       | 
       | - Have you ever seen a cat taught human language using AAC
       | (Augmentative and Alternative Communication) devices, a.k.a.
       | "button training"? They can very quickly absorb human mental
       | schemas, learning to not just to favor "using their words" to
       | signal their needs, but also, through that, to begin modelling
       | the world narratively, telling stories about what they witnessed
       | other-person A doing to other-person B. If you communicate the
       | terms "soon" and "later" to them, they will begin asking about
       | the future, expressing a curiosity about whether events (e.g. a
       | person coming home from work) will happen near or far in time.
       | These are not things that cats seem to instinctively think about,
       | until they have the mental schemas to think about them; but once
       | they absorb these schemas, they do engage with these topics!
        
       | djaychela wrote:
       | I had three cats when I was younger, and one of them was one who
       | just turned up one day and decided to move in. He had many funny
       | traits, but the best one was if you put down food he didn't like,
       | he wouldn't just not eat it, he would mime that he was burying
       | it, (like they do their poo), as if he was saying "this is crap"
       | to you. He would look at you as he did this, and then walk off. I
       | don't know if this is what he meant, but I thought it was
       | hilarious.
        
       | dspillett wrote:
       | They are often intelligent enough to actively resist intelligence
       | tests, unlike too many humans who click through any and all "only
       | some% know this, do you?" marketing/pii-harvesting rubbish.
        
         | cheschire wrote:
         | "We value your privacy! Accept all cookies?"
        
           | amelius wrote:
           | Or, in the case of Apple: We value your privacy! Here is your
           | AppleID.
        
       | gedy wrote:
       | In the middle of the night, my cat will sometimes open the
       | bathroom towel cabinet. Couldn't understand why until I realized
       | it's a couple feet from the garage door on same wall, and he's
       | actually attempting to go in garage to use the litter box.
        
       | OtomotO wrote:
       | Counterquestion: how intelligent is Homo Sapiens Sapiens, the
       | self-proclaimed crown of creation?
       | 
       | I was a biology nerd before I became an IT nerd and during my
       | (non scientific) studies I found that many species are way more
       | intelligent than what we give them credit for.
       | 
       | When I studied at university (discontinued, switched to IT) I
       | also found evidence to underline some of my personal findings.
        
         | jIyajbe wrote:
         | Emo Phillips once said, "I used to think that the brain was the
         | most important organ in my body; until I realized who was
         | telling me that."
        
       | blacklion wrote:
       | I've read, that theory about "alpha male with alpha female in
       | wolf pack" is disproved, as this behavior is seen only in
       | captivity.
       | 
       | Also, claim that cats are breed only for appearance is not
       | completely true, in villages good rat-catchers will breed and
       | not-so-good rat-catchers will have their litters drown.
        
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       | squarefoot wrote:
       | One of our cats waits when my girlfriend and I are at the dinner
       | table, then leans against the table with two legs, touches my GF
       | arm with one of his paws and sometimes emits a meow incredibly
       | similar to what in a local dialect translates to "hey!" which
       | probably he already heard a thousand times from us. That's his
       | way to tell us he wants some of our food, and he doesn't stop
       | until he gets some. Not that it counts as a sign of intelligence,
       | anyway I was able to teach the other cat to shake "hands".
       | 
       | To me the sign that cats are definitely intelligent is their
       | ability to make us think so whether they are or not:).
        
       | blacklion wrote:
       | My mother has degree in behavioral biology (though rather old
       | one, she got diploma in 1980, in USSR), and her first job after
       | university was "surgically intrusive experiments to assess
       | learning and intelligence" in cats. She abandoned this work after
       | half a year, because she thinks it was too cruel to animals. Her
       | career was ruined, as in USSR you was unable to easily quit your
       | job in first 3 years after university, you have to work for 3
       | years on assigned job, to "pay out" your education. As result all
       | her subsequent jobs were low-wage ones, like typist, nurse, and
       | sometimes cleaner or dishwasher. Only after the fall of USSR my
       | father started successful software business (we didn't know word
       | "start-up" till much later) which allows my mother to not work
       | anymore.
       | 
       | But as far as I know, she never regret her decision.
        
         | jelliclesfarm wrote:
         | I too have a family member who turned down top research
         | positions in genomics and forensics stateside because it would
         | mean dissecting cats. She never regretted it either.
        
           | nnoitra wrote:
           | What is it about this animal that makes it very dear to our
           | hearts?
        
             | papacho wrote:
             | The lack of self awareness makes animals innocents and it's
             | hard to justify hurting an innocent being.
        
               | jelliclesfarm wrote:
               | It's neotenisation of animals features..especially
               | domesticated animals. Cats are an exception..dogs have
               | eyebrows..cats don't!..they didn't have to evolve to look
               | like our young.
               | 
               | We are often protective towards faces that look like our
               | young. It's hard coded for most creatures. Big eyes, flat
               | side profile and reduction in size of the skulls. Tugging
               | human heart strings means they don't have to compete for
               | food resources. Domesticated animals also exhibit this
               | with behaviour as well as physical features. Cats..for
               | example.. can be rather aloof ..until they need you. They
               | are absolutely affectionate fur balls.
               | 
               | We don't play hide and seek..and fetch with adults but we
               | do with children and our pets. They become child
               | substitutes and satisfies a very primal caregiving
               | instinct in humans who may not be able to express it with
               | other humans.
               | 
               | Also..this is why psychopaths start early with torturing
               | and killing animals. It's an early warning sign to lock
               | these people up and throw the keys away.
        
             | macintux wrote:
             | Parasites.
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii
        
               | devmor wrote:
               | Note that if you actually read the wikipedia article you
               | linked, more recent studies found that the effects of
               | previous studies are not supported by evidence, and found
               | this with an extremely high P-value.
               | 
               | You're also more likely to get the parasite from handling
               | raw pork than cats, and indoor cats are entirely
               | unaffected.
        
               | blacklion wrote:
               | This parasite makes mice (not humans!) a slightly less
               | averse to light and feline scent, noting more. I don't
               | think we can attribute love for cats to toxoplasma, it is
               | too far-fetched.
        
               | jelliclesfarm wrote:
               | I agree. But it's more than being slightly averse..it
               | makes the mice suicidal. The first time I heard about
               | suicidal rodents and how cats hunt them with their Trojan
               | parasitic poo was on the discover channel..they had set
               | to a night vision camera and recorded the whole thing. I
               | don't even know if the channel or magazine exists
               | anymore..
               | 
               | I have also seen this in snakes that 'mesmerize' mice
               | ..predators know how to paralyze their prey.
               | 
               | But this turned up as more recent and is closer to the
               | Trojan suicide prodding parasite.. https://api.nationalge
               | ographic.com/distribution/public/amp/s...
               | 
               | I have read the full piece but now it's not accessible
               | without subscription..
               | 
               | [..] A mouse sniffs the air, catches the whiff of cat
               | urine, and runs towards the source of the smell... and
               | straight into the jaws of a cat. This bizarre suicidal
               | streak is the work of a single-celled parasite called
               | Toxoplasma gondii, which has commandeered the mouse's
               | brain and turned it into a Trojan rodent--a vehicle for
               | sneaking T.gondii into a cat.[..]
               | 
               | [..] T.gondii (or Toxo for short) infects a wide variety
               | of mammals, but it only completes its life cycle in the
               | guts of a cat. To get there, Toxo has ways of subverting
               | the behaviour of dead-end hosts like mice. Its
               | machinations are subtle, so subtle that it's normally
               | hard to tell an infected mouse from an uninfected one.
               | But the difference becomes obvious when there's cat pee
               | in the air. Normal mice, even lab-born ones that have
               | never met a cat, have an innate fear of cat smells. Those
               | infected with Toxo do not. They (and their parasites) are
               | more likely to end up in a cat. Toxo also influences the
               | brain of Wendy Ingram from the University of California
               | at Berkeley. She has long been obsessed with the brain
               | and fascinated by Toxo's dominion over it. "I was struck
               | by the idea that a single celled parasite 'knows' more
               | about our brains than we do," she says. [..]
        
             | GeoAtreides wrote:
             | big eyes & small face:
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuteness
             | https://www.bbcearth.com/news/the-code-for-cuteness
        
               | jelliclesfarm wrote:
               | Well... squirrels are just rodents with beautiful fluffy
               | tails. We feed squirrels but we kill rodents. Maybe it's
               | the tail!
        
       | userabchn wrote:
       | My cat jumps up to pull down on the handle of closed doors that
       | she wants to open, then pulls the slightly open door with her paw
       | so she can go through. When the front door is locked she finds
       | which room I am in and scratches at the door (I keep the doors
       | closed) until I come, then encourages me to follow her to the
       | front door so that I can unlock it for her.
        
       | GWBullshit wrote:
       | Depends on who you ask.
       | 
       | In some intelligence circles cats are referred to as "St. Up ID"
       | aka "St. Uppity" because they always like to show your their
       | asses ... almost as if they're begging for some sort of trophy or
       | something.
       | 
       | On the other hand ... over time, cats have developed mice/Rat &
       | human mind-altering poop:
       | 
       | https://www.nbcnews.com/healthmain/cat-poop-parasite-control...
       | 
       | ... leading to incidents such as:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ4Y27RQaZk <== notice none of
       | the cats manage to "eat The Rat" aka The Emperor:
       | https://www.trendstees.com/product/emperor-pikachu-t-shirt/ ...
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bhDAJUk-vU
       | 
       | https://quinzo.wordpress.com/2011/12/01/shocking-german-bish...
       | 
       | Same video (shorter), with Russian comment-a-Ri:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPK_ij0llc8 ...
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTt4k3lh9Gc
       | 
       | Here is another famous scene from Belgium:
       | https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/cat-instant-karm...
       | 
       | So basically, cats poop, Ratz eats the SH!I.T. code, becomes
       | fearless, cat attacks what it assumes is free food and learns a
       | lesson:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uSfLDuRtOM
       | 
       | https://theintercept.com/2016/11/16/the-nsas-spy-hub-in-new-...
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZulOGB9yXlY <== starts off with
       | "cocaine"
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bv4KGhtFt4 <== Cocaine Marley
       | fought with the Crips because she got jumped in; she's "Big Blue"
       | ... has "Lincoln Tunnel-vision" and "rolls like a marble" ...
       | 
       | Early example of a PHD candidate's example of Ai:
       | https://www.macintoshrepository.org/6008-sumo ...
       | https://tenor.com/view/obviously-defective-tomax-xamot-gi-jo...
       | ... unless you keep insisting on playing it ... then it gets
       | harder exponentially quickly at the later levels ...
       | 
       | At "2:48" is the NSA/Se Cutey Ri's opinion of MSM:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXKOIKBCC8c
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS4RpBR0Zn0
       | https://giphy.com/gifs/IntoAction-eH4H6NP5XePcxnO6wU
       | 
       | https://www.theguardian.com/world/2000/oct/14/freedomofinfor...
       | 
       | https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/fbi-reveals-its-suspicion...
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Bortnikov#:~:text=Al....
       | 
       | http://thealexandernj.net/ Front view:
       | 
       | https://tenor.com/view/voltron-linkup-gettogether-gif-561031...
       | 
       | aka "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFN3l2NuoE0"
       | 
       | Top view from outer space: https://www.amazon.com/Lolita-Jeremy-
       | Irons/dp/B00001IVFG
       | 
       | This is a random scene from the film:
       | https://voltamagazine.wordpress.com/2020/11/02/decoding-the-...
       | 
       | This is a bizarre random movie theater closing of a place that
       | had some great reviews on Yelp ... yet closed for "undisclosed
       | business circumstances":
       | 
       | https://www.google.com/search?q=edgewater+multiplex+closing&...
       | 
       | https://www.pcgamesn.com/the-outer-worlds/the-outer-worlds-c...
       | 
       | It had great cheap ticket rates and even cheaper matinee rates
       | ...
       | 
       | Unfortunately, messing around with the National "Se Cuty Ri"
       | Agency is a very expensive proposition:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPn82XZgTMA
       | 
       | https://tenor.com/view/super-milk-chan-anime-adult-swim-gif-...
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQW2FFt3-A8
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGQvlx4LDqg
       | 
       | https://tenor.com/view/i-got-a-solution-idiocracy-solution-t...
       | 
       | https://www.google.com/search?q=donald+rumsfeld+smile&tbm=is...
       | 
       | This is what Donald Rumsfeld was trying to give endless clues
       | about what "Pentagon" is a "Ran MAGA/Anagram/Spell-s-witch" about
       | (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9169611/Rihann...)
       | :
       | 
       | https://www.yahoo.com/video/pentagon-35-trillion-accounting-...
       | 
       | https://tenor.com/view/destro-marvel-animated-such-bottomles...
        
         | rideontime wrote:
         | I mean this in the kindest possible way: take your
         | antipsychotics.
        
       | vertnerd wrote:
       | It's all about the yardstick we use for measuring intelligence,
       | isn't it?
       | 
       | For years, my rescue cat has had an annoying habit of gently
       | plucking at my clothes with her claws for no apparent reason.
       | Then one day I had an epiphany. I discovered that scritching the
       | top of her head made her stop plucking my clothes. Now she gets
       | head scritches whenever she wants.
       | 
       | So from her perspective I am thoroughly stupid, yet capable of
       | learning simple tricks given enough repetition and reinforcement.
        
       | duckydude20 wrote:
       | how can we measure other species intelligence when we can't
       | ours... we can't and we shouldn't, every test which states it
       | measures intelligence is dysfunctional... Loved it...
       | http://messybeast.com/intelligence.htm#:~:text=Humans%20ofte...
        
         | goldenkey wrote:
         | One of the major problems is that we haven't broken down IQ
         | into its actual basis. Working memory and reaction speed are
         | two psychometrics highly correlated to IQ. But someone can
         | easily be gifted in one but not the other. A conventional IQ
         | test would not recognize this.
        
       | Epiphany21 wrote:
       | More intelligent than anyone gives them credit for. I have a
       | couple I let them roam around outside in my garden where they'll
       | wander through the pathways and stop to sniff every individual
       | fruit, vegetable and flower near the edge, as if they're
       | appreciating my work. Most of the stuff in my garden is flat out
       | inedible to them and poses no threat. They're just enjoying the
       | scenery.
        
       | 2wrist wrote:
       | My dad suffered a head injury and afterwards, he could just sit,
       | still, spaced out, in one place all day. At night he used to
       | struggle. Our two cats decided to look after him, they used to
       | snuggle him through the day, or harass him to go get food, or to
       | open this door and that door, he used to be kept pretty active by
       | them! At night they used to sleep close to/on him and if he woke
       | they would stick their faces in his and just purr at him. They
       | gave him so much comfort.
       | 
       | After he passed, they now do this with my mum. In the mornings
       | they will wake her up by licking her forehead, ever so gently.
       | 
       | I guess you can read in to their behaviour what you will, but to
       | us it feels like empathy. Not sure what we would do without them.
        
         | dralley wrote:
         | There was a widespread video of a cat trying to save it's owner
         | from "drowning" in the bathtub
         | 
         | https://youtu.be/Y1GMlXuvdic
        
         | JohnBooty wrote:
         | I guess you can read in to their behaviour what you
         | will, but to us it feels like empathy
         | 
         | After 20 years of cat ownership spanning three cats, I felt
         | sure that cats had a very specialized sort of intelligence:
         | they're good at doing predator stuff, and they have also
         | evolved to be good at manipulating humans in a generally
         | benign/symbiotic sort of way.
         | 
         | I felt quite certain "empathy" wasn't part of this set of
         | skills.
         | 
         | But something recently made me question it.
         | 
         | A few weeks ago I saw a video from the Russia/Ukraine war that
         | made me visibly upset. I became distressed and said "no no no
         | NO" and hastily pounded the keyboard to close the window and
         | went into an adjacent room to sit down, actually crying a bit.
         | 
         | My cat became very alarmed and followed me into the other room,
         | looking at my face, and urgently rubbing himself against me.
         | 
         | I'm very close to my animals and I try very hard not to
         | anthropomorphize them. I think it's actually a big disservice
         | to do this. I try very very hard to think about how they
         | experience the world in their own unique ways with their
         | unique, non-human minds.
         | 
         | But this felt utterly unmistakable. He saw that I was upset and
         | comforted me.
         | 
         | And he did this with no real prior data to work with. At least
         | from me. I had never been visibly upset like that around him
         | before.
         | 
         | -\\_(tsu)_/-
        
         | rbanffy wrote:
         | Non-human emotions are an interesting topic and I'd expect the
         | same perceived behaviour could come up from all sorts of
         | different origins, but, as I have seen my friends (and myself)
         | with mammals, birds, reptiles, fish, and spiders that live with
         | humans and their behaviours, I'm not surprised to conclude they
         | have their own emotions.
         | 
         | When I was in high-school, I had a fish, a Banded knifefish,
         | who welcomed me home every afternoon by standing upright on its
         | tail by whatever side of the aquarium I was. I gave it food at
         | the end of a stick and played games where it would hunt the
         | food. If sometimes, if I stopped moving the stick it'd come to
         | my side of the aquarium and stare at me until the stick started
         | moving again.
        
           | TedDoesntTalk wrote:
           | That's an amazing story about the fish. I had no idea. Thanks
           | for sharing.
        
             | rbanffy wrote:
             | I strongly suspect predators need to be smarter so they can
             | be more effective.
             | 
             | Either that, or I just had an extremely weird fish.
        
       | praptak wrote:
       | My mom's cat did not do anything super smart but she made _me_
       | feel dumb.
       | 
       | She would walk over and start talking - almost literally. Her
       | trills and mews vere so varied in pitch and length that it
       | sounded like speech. And she responded when we talked to her.
       | 
       | This made me feel dumb, because I obviously couldn't understand
       | what she'd talk about. Well except that one time she detected a
       | leak in the central heating and alerted me to it.
        
       | irrational wrote:
       | We provide them with food, shelter, toys, medical care, etc. and
       | they provide us with indifference. Seems pretty smart to me.
        
       | andrewinardeer wrote:
       | Cats are master manipulators and if you have been chosen by one
       | (or more) to feed and shelter them according to their desires you
       | will know this. In the hierarchy of your home atop sits the
       | feline.
       | 
       | They generally do what they please when they decide to do so. And
       | they know it. How many people in your household can say they have
       | this unbridled freedom?
       | 
       | Once you realise that the cat(s) in your abode and life have the
       | luxury to pick and choose their course of action, or lack of it,
       | at their whim the more you understand that they rule and
       | occasionally oversee and direct proceedings.
       | 
       | In my house the cat runs the show. Then my wife. Then my two dogs
       | and then me. I'm sure others on here can relate.
        
       | unfocussed_mike wrote:
       | I am one of those people who had one view before a youtube video
       | and another view after.
       | 
       | We had cats when I was a kid, and I would observe that cats are
       | very good at tracking prey, at opening doors or at getting humans
       | to open them, at figuring out who is the boss, and at bearing
       | very, very long term grudges, but otherwise they operate in a
       | system where the world revolves around them (apparently quite
       | literally in terms of how they map the world).
       | 
       | This utility-focussed view of the world means they always get
       | fed, but it also leads them to get stuck when exploring -- never
       | paying attention to the fact that the neighbour's garage door
       | does not just open, it also closes, for example!
       | 
       | So I have tended to see them as well-optimised, intelligent, but
       | not necessarily "bright".
       | 
       | But the cat-mirror-ears video -- where a cat sees a reflection in
       | a mirror, apparently understands that it is its own reflection
       | and then... realises it has ears... that changed my mind.
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akE2Sgg8hI8
       | 
       | There is another "cat theory of mind" video where a mother cat
       | purposefully and deliberately retrieves an object its kitten
       | wants to play with, that scientists have talked about on twitter,
       | but I can't find it.
       | 
       | A friend of mine has a cat that learned to play fetch as a kitten
       | and never stopped playing. So unusual.
        
         | shagie wrote:
         | > There is another "cat theory of mind" video where a mother
         | cat purposefully and deliberately retrieves an object its
         | kitten wants to play with, that scientists have talked about on
         | twitter, but I can't find it.
         | 
         | You are likely thinking of https://youtu.be/whVMP6BqcqU
        
           | unfocussed_mike wrote:
           | I am! Thank you!
           | 
           | This is a very, very interesting video.
           | 
           | There are other interpretations (that it is for example
           | mum/dad's favourite toy too for example). But it is worthy of
           | discussion.
        
             | DangitBobby wrote:
             | It seems fairly cut and dry.
        
         | goodpoint wrote:
         | > apparently understands that it is its own reflection
         | 
         | No, cats do not recognize themselves in mirrors. Very few
         | animals do.
         | 
         | It's just very easy for us to see all sort of human behaviors
         | in our pets.
        
           | jsz0 wrote:
           | I've had many cats over the years. They absolutely do
           | understand reflections. I've watched them learning it in real
           | time. Kittens will often try to get behind the mirror, play
           | with the reflection, etc and over time most of them learn
           | it's a reflection or at least not another cat and lose
           | interest. I've frequently seen cats spot movement behind them
           | in a mirror and turn around to investigate further. Makes
           | perfect sense to me considering animals have been seeing
           | their reflections in water for millions of years. It's not
           | like they just recently learned what a reflection is.
        
             | unfocussed_mike wrote:
             | > Makes perfect sense to me considering animals have been
             | seeing their reflections in water for millions of years.
             | It's not like they just recently learned what a reflection
             | is.
             | 
             | I suppose. But I think this point is in danger of being
             | overstated. Mostly animals don't see their own reflections
             | in water; they certainly see others' reflections in water.
             | But when you're close enough up to see a full reflection of
             | your face in water, what you largely see is a shadow.
             | 
             | Yes, the shadow has a reflection in it, but I suspect that
             | is quickly disregarded without much contemplation of what
             | it means.
             | 
             | Mirrors are another matter entirely. You can really
             | interrogate a mirror by seeing your own reflection at
             | considerable distance, which is usually not possible with
             | water.
             | 
             | Plus you can do so at leisure, because you are not
             | necessarily prone at that point, whereas a cat at the
             | waterline is at risk of attack.
             | 
             | So I don't know if, in the scheme of things, much about
             | reflection has had a significant impact, until the mirror.
             | 
             | Edit to add: the fact that some intelligent birds are able
             | to pass the mirror dot test might make sense in this
             | concept of how easy a reflection is to comprehend. Birds
             | have after all had millions of years of opportunities to
             | interrogate their reflection in water at different heights,
             | and to see a much clearer and more complete image of their
             | own reflection. For a bird, still water really could be a
             | mirror.
        
           | unfocussed_mike wrote:
           | _> No, cats do not recognize themselves in mirrors. Very few
           | animals do._
           | 
           | That is certainly the conventional belief.
           | 
           | But that conventional belief is founded on a single
           | fundamental test (the mirror-dot test) that may simply be
           | difficult to apply to cats.
           | 
           | Other animals were thought not to be able to recognise
           | themselves until they passed that test.
           | 
           | When they pass the test, we say that animals of that species
           | can recognise themselves in the mirror. It's a single
           | observation.
           | 
           | So the question then becomes: are we so sure about that test?
           | 
           | If you have not watched the video, watch it a few times.
           | 
           | The only other really sensible explanation is that the cat
           | only gets this far:
           | 
           |  _The mirror cat does everything I do! Every time! I know the
           | thing on the wall has the mirror cat in. I can only see the
           | mirror cat 's ears... Ears are interesting. Do my ears look
           | like that? Since the mirror cat matches my every movement,
           | that must be what my ears look like. So if I rub my paws on
           | my ears, and watch the mirror cat copy me, I should be able
           | to confirm that interpretation..._
           | 
           | The cat is definitely performing a slow, precise movement in
           | order to watch what happens in the mirror. She sits up to
           | make sure she can see it, before she does it. (She doesn't
           | need to sit up to clean her own ears without looking). It's
           | far too deliberate and studied; we know what cats look like
           | when they are concentrating on movement.
           | 
           | That she comes up short of realising that the mirror cat is
           | herself is definitely plausible. But even then it is
           | demonstrating an enhanced theory of mind, because it involves
           | predicting that the mirror cat's actions will always match
           | her actions, that this can be used to test an idea, and that
           | conclusions can be drawn about what she must look like when
           | doing the same actions.
           | 
           | At some point, we have to accept that the idea that we are
           | wrongly projecting our unique intelligence onto other animals
           | is actually pretty arrogant.
        
         | unfocussed_mike wrote:
         | Incidentally the greatest moment in this video is not the
         | "oh... that's what those are" moment, looking in the mirror.
         | 
         | The greatest moment is the head-turn and the wide-eyed look on
         | her face as she is sitting down. Like: "oh this changes
         | everything".
        
           | agumonkey wrote:
           | "How am I gonna tell the others.."
        
         | unixhero wrote:
         | Does this self awareness mean cats have evolved now? Does this
         | hold any consequence? Genuinely curious. I did not study any
         | biology, so I don't know where this leads us.
        
           | unfocussed_mike wrote:
           | I don't know. But after twenty years of cats around me as a
           | kid, that video never ceases to confound me.
           | 
           | Because I've only ever seen cats confused, agitated or
           | completely avoidant around mirrors.
           | 
           | I'd always assumed the avoidant thing was, you know, "don't
           | look at the mirror cat and it won't look at me, and we won't
           | have to have the fight where nobody wins".
           | 
           | But the ears video makes me wonder if cats don't look at
           | mirrors because they can't _quite_ process the implications.
        
             | t-3 wrote:
             | My cats like mirrors? They use them to look at themselves
             | and around corners while stalking each other. I don't think
             | they particularly like being _seen_ in mirrors any more
             | than being seen normally though (which makes sense for
             | small, specialized, ambush predators in the middle of the
             | food chain).
        
               | kcrx wrote:
               | Our cat does too.
               | 
               | We have a bathroom just off our living room that has a
               | very large mirror above the vanity. The cat likes to get
               | drinks out of the bathroom sink (we're trained).
               | 
               | If she sits on a corner of the vanity when the bathroom
               | door is open, she can see the living room in the mirror.
               | She will stare into the mirror until she sees someone
               | look at her. When she catches your eye, the meowing to
               | turn on the sink begins.
               | 
               | She also stares at herself in a hallway mirror a lot. We
               | think she thinks she's pretty.
        
               | kitsunesoba wrote:
               | One of my cats looks me in the eyes through my bathroom
               | mirror on a nearly daily basis, often meowing at me while
               | doing so. He also likes nuzzling his face up against mine
               | while our faces are close to the mirror, almost like he
               | enjoys seeing us cuddling as much as actually cuddling.
        
               | buildbot wrote:
               | Same with my cat as well! I am not sure she gets the
               | mirror exactly; but Shem sometimes will watch us through
               | it, otherwise just ignores it. She is never troubled by
               | them.
        
               | unfocussed_mike wrote:
               | Make videos of this.
               | 
               | There really is a conventional scientific view that cats
               | are not capable of passing typical mirror-related self-
               | awareness tests.
               | 
               | But it strikes me that the problem might be that the
               | tests just aren't designed to test cats.
        
               | stephencanon wrote:
               | Every cat we've ever had very clearly understood mirrors.
               | If that's really the conventional view of scientists in
               | the field, that's basically willful ignorance.
        
               | hiq wrote:
               | Should be simple enough to prove, here is the test to
               | pass: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test
        
               | unixhero wrote:
               | Yes, this is not normal.
        
             | agumonkey wrote:
             | I often wonder if animals don't do human things because
             | they're too busy enjoying other desires and emotions. We
             | run after abstract arts, concepts, way to craft tools etc
             | etc but if they hit some kind of equilibrium and their
             | brain just prunes stuff because they'd rather sit in the
             | sun enjoying the wind. I used to be obsessed by ideas and
             | nowadays all I want to do is sit near a pond around family,
             | hug and watch the view :)
        
             | traviswt wrote:
             | Perhaps the key here is the cat saw only its ears first,
             | which looked like two potential targets. Then it had to
             | reprocess after it realized they were attached.
        
               | unfocussed_mike wrote:
               | Yeah. Though the typical view is that cats do not ever
               | grasp that it is them in the reflection at all. That
               | moment is just completely fascinating.
        
         | heresie-dabord wrote:
         | Hunters are alert to movement -- as you say, a cat is optimised
         | for certain activities. They do also have strong
         | proprioception.
         | 
         | "That's my leg" or "that's my ear" seems a reasonable discovery
         | for a cat. I doubt that there was a deep existential discovery
         | because it happened in a mirror.
         | 
         | Of course, pets of a species will vary in ability, that's only
         | normal variation. We love them because they are simple, pretty,
         | calming, and sometimes even helpful.
         | 
         | The animals that we love less, we tend to eat.
         | 
         | There's an obvious cognitive limit compared to humans. The
         | theory of mind in humans conjures intentionality everywhere.
         | Despite the (sometimes wildly) erroneous notions that this can
         | produce, there is value in cooperation. _Assuming_
         | intentionality has been an evolutionary advantage for our
         | species.
         | 
         | Our species domesticated cattle, horses, and dogs because we
         | have what we call "empathy". It's our mind at work building
         | assumptions about the _other_.
         | 
         | It doesn't take much for the human mind to start imagining
         | intentionality and companionship. Jesse Bering [1] offers the
         | example of the well-known film, The Red Balloon, in which a
         | simple balloon becomes a little boy's companion.
         | 
         | https://slate.com/technology/2011/02/theory-of-mind-and-the-...
         | 
         | Humans love their pets and often project human cognition onto
         | them. It's a human thing. People often project traits onto
         | their children as well. Pets usually avoid some of the worst
         | effects of this projection. ^_^
         | 
         | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Bering
        
           | unfocussed_mike wrote:
           | > "That's my leg" or "that's my ear" seems a reasonable
           | discovery for a cat. I doubt that there was a deep
           | existential discovery because it happened in a mirror.
           | 
           | It does, except that mirrors are not truly a natural
           | phenomenon (most animals, contrary to literature, never
           | really see their reflection in the water, only a shadow). So
           | there is a chance that something more fundamental and novel
           | is going on in the cat's mind.
           | 
           | And in most people's experiences and the view of science,
           | cats do not appear to ever understand it is them in the
           | mirror, whereas other animals (some crows for example)
           | definitely do.
           | 
           | Of course cats know they have ears in the sense that they can
           | touch them themselves. And they know other cats have ears
           | because they can observe them. The question is whether they
           | understand that their ears are the same concept as other
           | cats' ears.
           | 
           | This cat appears very clearly to be learning that, in real
           | time.
           | 
           | Whereas other cats don't ever do this in mirrors. They try to
           | reach the cat in the mirror, they try to outpace it, they try
           | to attack it. They don't usually look in the mirror and then
           | touch their own heads or bodies, and they are not known to be
           | able to pass the mirror dot test, where only understanding
           | that the reflection is actually _them_ should allow them to
           | pass.
           | 
           | This cat looks very much like it could pass the mirror-dot
           | test, and that could be of interest to science.
           | 
           | (Though given how sensitive cats are to things placed on
           | their bodies, how routinely they clean their own faces, and
           | the presence of whiskers on their face, it may actually be
           | impossible to apply the mirror dot test in a way that is
           | meaningful)
        
             | jancsika wrote:
             | > They try to reach the cat in the mirror, they try to
             | outpace it, they try to attack it.
             | 
             | Well, there's the old film trope of a movie character
             | looking in the mirror and then smashing it out of anger.
             | 
             | Perhaps most cats instinct to attack the image of
             | themselves is stronger than the desire to primp.
        
             | rootusrootus wrote:
             | > Whereas other cats don't ever do this in mirrors. They
             | try to reach the cat in the mirror, they try to outpace it,
             | they try to attack it.
             | 
             | In my experience, most animals, including cats, just flat
             | out ignore mirrors. At least all the pets I've had and that
             | my family has had over the years, none of them ever reacted
             | to themselves in the mirror.
             | 
             | In a way that suggests they do have _some_ kind of
             | understanding that they are just seeing themselves.
        
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               | toast0 wrote:
               | For my three cats, there was only an interesting reaction
               | to themselves in a mirror the first time (or the first
               | time in a long while; or sometimes the first time they
               | experienced a specific mirror) they approached the
               | mirror; then they seemed to ignore it (not sure if any
               | picked up the use a mirror skill, as some cats in the
               | article appear to have; I didn't notice it anyway). If
               | you miss that first encounter, you missed it.
        
               | bagels wrote:
               | I had the same experience. My cat's first encounter with
               | the mirror involved getting mad at the cat in the mirror
               | and attacking it. Every other time after that, the mirror
               | was completely ignored. They certainly did display
               | cleverness in other contexts, such as figuring out how to
               | open cabinets, or figuring out from the outside of the
               | house which room we slept in so she could bang on the
               | window to be let back in.
        
             | heresie-dabord wrote:
             | > mirrors are not truly a natural phenomenon
             | 
             | That's true of course. Mirrors (looking glasses) are a
             | human construct made to please human psychology.
             | 
             | > So there is a chance that something more fundamental and
             | novel is going on in the cat's mind.
             | 
             | The cat's reaction is interesting, I fully agree. It's a
             | mammalian brain.
             | 
             | But humans will inevitably imagine much more. As part of
             | modern inevitability, _social media_ (another kind of
             | mirror) will be monetised with the wildest speculation.
             | 
             | Next we'll have Feline Blockchain. (Please don't tell me...
             | there is already a subreddit for it?)
        
           | nullstyle wrote:
           | Such confidence and such ignorance, a powerful combo. I
           | recommend you go spend some more time around wild animals or
           | you'll continue to have trouble seeing the continuity between
           | us and "the animals". We could be better stewards.
        
             | heresie-dabord wrote:
             | > Such confidence and such ignorance
             | 
             | The fact is that I am probably very much like you. Except
             | that I won't throw barbs at a stranger who may in fact be a
             | good person. Site rule: assume the best intentions. ^_^
             | 
             | I happen to love nature and animals. I guess we would agree
             | about the terrible environmental consequences of human
             | industry and consumerism. We have scaled the our greed and
             | selfishness too far to hide it from ourselves anymore.
        
       | airbreather wrote:
       | Smart enough to get you to feed it if you own one...
        
         | snvzz wrote:
         | "own"...
        
           | goldenkey wrote:
           | In Russia, cat "own" you.
        
       | naoqj wrote:
       | Tldr?
        
         | c22 wrote:
         | I had my cat read it to me.
        
         | geocrasher wrote:
         | How intelligent are cats? Intelligent enough to be the subject
         | of a very long article about feline intelligence which I also
         | did not read in full due to it's excessive length!
        
         | smackeyacky wrote:
         | Cats and dogs can be roughly assessed as being about the same
         | in intelligence but vary strongly in trainability due to their
         | different motivations. Dogs gain advantage by pack living, cats
         | by loose association. Pack living offers a better platform for
         | coordination and training hence dogs are more motivated to
         | learn tricks.
         | 
         | In the past this trainability was associated with intelligence
         | but modern studies indicate trainability and intelligence are
         | not correlated as closely as we used to think.
         | 
         | In short: you train a dog, your cat trains you aka the old joke
         | about dogs having masters and cats having staff is probably
         | true.
        
           | hef19898 wrote:
           | My personal pet theory is that cats are the only animals ever
           | to domesticate humans.
        
             | ianai wrote:
             | Agree. That's how I introduce my cat to his doctors or
             | boarders "he's trained me very well."
        
             | hprotagonist wrote:
             | "I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are
             | alike to me. I will not come."
        
             | bryanrasmussen wrote:
             | that's funny, but considering the many ways in which humans
             | have mistreated them over the centuries I don't think they
             | really benefited all that much from the relationship
             | https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/ritualistic-cat-
             | tortur...
        
               | goldenkey wrote:
               | That's just the tip of the iceberg. Cats are often used
               | in gory neurology research. The research is unnecessary
               | and wasteful, most of it just grant-farming. [1]
               | 
               | https://www.peta.org/features/uw-madison-cruelty/
        
           | Brybry wrote:
           | I thought the pack dominance hierarchy concept for wolves,
           | that the article mentions, was observed to be a myth?[1]
           | 
           | Wolf packs are generally a monogamous pair with their recent
           | offspring.
           | 
           | And feral cats certainly form colonies, though it seems like
           | what research there is has the primary cat social groups
           | being a female and her young and extending from there to
           | multiple females and their young.[2]
           | 
           | Really for both wolves/dogs and cats it seems like
           | environment strongly influences social behavior and there is
           | a large amount of variance.
           | 
           | [1] https://phys.org/news/2021-04-wolf-dont-alpha-males-
           | females.... [2]
           | https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7149619/
        
             | User23 wrote:
             | > Wolf packs are generally a monogamous pair with their
             | recent offspring.
             | 
             | Larger packs have been observed in Yellowstone. I think
             | it's largely a function of prey density. In a case where
             | family packs merge into a larger pack I imagine somehow the
             | animals work out who the leader is as a necessary condition
             | for cooperation.
        
             | danaris wrote:
             | "Pack living offers a better platform for coordination and
             | training hence dogs are more motivated to learn tricks"
             | does not require a strict dominance hierarchy as was once
             | erroneously thought to exist.
        
           | naoqj wrote:
           | Thanks, I appreciate it.
        
           | em500 wrote:
           | Nice summary. I skimmed the entire article, and it appears to
           | be mainly about explaining why the traditional consensus that
           | cats are less intelligent than dogs would be biased.
           | 
           | "Because we judge intelligence by comparing other creatures
           | to ourselves, many popular accounts of cat behaviour describe
           | learning as though cats are mentally defective humans rather
           | than highly specialised carnivores."
        
           | ianai wrote:
           | I wish it had pointed out cats also have fast twitch muscles.
           | Their actions are constrained by this. They thus aren't going
           | to rush through a maze on a whim or for the chance at a
           | treat.
        
       | rpmisms wrote:
       | I currently own the stupidest cat I've ever seen, but I
       | previously had a very clever cat that I got from my in-laws. It
       | could obey commands, figure out patterns, etc.
       | 
       | However, my dog is orders of magnitude smarter, and has taught
       | herself:
       | 
       | - Lying. She barks "at the mailman" about 10 minutes before he
       | arrives, so I'll put her out when he's in the area
       | 
       | - Mirrors. She understands that her reflection is only a
       | reflection, and will look at herself to see if her fur is ruffled
       | on her hindquarters
       | 
       | - Language. Dogs are often taught to communicate with buttons
       | that trigger a word. The conventional wisdom is that it takes a
       | dog about a week to learn to use them. She taught herself 5
       | separate buttons in 20 minutes, and uses them to this day,
       | chaining them together to express her thoughts remarkably
       | clearly. For example, she used "no" + "time for bed" in the
       | morning when I hadn't refilled her water yet.
       | 
       | But that's why dogs are so popular: they're calibrated to our
       | psyche. They understand human gestures incredibly well.
        
         | nathias wrote:
         | I doubt your dog passes the mirror test ...
        
           | zasdffaa wrote:
           | Things to hate about HN: the large number of nearly-nothing
           | responses like this. I wish people would instead suggest
           | something constructive like 'make some vids and put them on
           | youtube so we can judge for ourselves'.
        
             | irrational wrote:
             | Or include a link to peer reviewed research. Instead it's
             | all memes. This one is Will Ferrel as the Anchorman saying
             | "I don't believe you."
        
               | homarp wrote:
               | https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/dog-spies/what-do-
               | dogs-... has some references
        
             | nathias wrote:
             | That would imply I can believe his very extraordinary
             | claims. No dogs have ever passed the mirror test, this
             | would be a momentous occasion for science.
        
               | zasdffaa wrote:
               | Given the list of animals that have, or may
               | <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test#Mammals> why
               | would it be so astounding to add a dog to that list?
               | 
               | (NB, I don't know where I saw it but if you look at
               | <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test#Mammals_3>
               | about pigs: "Pigs can use visual information seen in a
               | mirror to find food" - someone recently found dogs doing
               | the same; finding hidden food with mirrors with
               | distinctly better than chance).
        
               | nathias wrote:
               | Because it would be astounding to add any creature to the
               | list of self aware creatures?
        
             | hoten wrote:
             | A good test is to apply a white mark on the subjects head.
             | Try to do it in a way they don't notice, and use a safe
             | material with no odor. Then see if they start mucking with
             | their head after looking in the mirror.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | zasdffaa wrote:
               | Agreed. If an HN poster doesn't start cleaning their hair
               | after looking in a mirror, their account should be
               | cancelled to prevent further posting. That would work.
               | 
               | (err, that's what you meant, right?)
        
           | rpmisms wrote:
           | Well, she's aware it's a reflection of her and not an actual
           | dog. She also can look at me in a mirror while knowing where
           | I am in real life, and it's pretty clear she understands
           | which is real.
        
         | gota wrote:
         | I thought no dogs could recognize themselves in the mirror. Are
         | you sure?
         | 
         | Also, what breed is your dog? Is it one of the famously clever
         | ones like a Border Collie?
        
         | xyzzy21 wrote:
         | One of my dogs used to "lie" - he knew he wasn't suppose to be
         | on the sofa. But he'd always push boundaries and try anyway
         | like a human child. As soon as he'd hear you approaching the
         | room, he'd just off (he was a no-fur dog).
         | 
         | What gave away his game was that sometimes his hind leg didn't
         | quite get off the sofa. It was like a kid that took cookies for
         | the cookie jar, even managed to get it back where it was
         | supposed to be but then left obvious crumbs.
        
           | gkop wrote:
           | Also the warm spot on the sofa :)
           | 
           | My dog does this too, and it's endearing.
        
           | kizer wrote:
           | I think one of the articles shared here recently mentioned
           | that dogs are the best animal proxy model for understanding
           | mental illness due to their similarity to humans. Dogs'
           | domestication is the oldest by far of any living mammal. I
           | believe that canines and humans had similar basic social
           | structures and that eased their integration. Dogs are
           | basically a humanized species.
        
             | edzillion wrote:
             | There has been some fascinating work on human canine
             | coevolution over the past years - I read a paper (sorry
             | can't locate it now) that claimed that humans developed
             | such distinct pupils due to it being so useful to survival
             | for dogs to be able to see which direction a human is
             | looking, for example in a hunting context. That one blew my
             | mind.
        
               | bitwize wrote:
               | I heard that was so that _other humans_ could see what we
               | were looking at (though dogs may also benefit).
               | 
               | What I did notice was that dog sclerae are more visible
               | than wolf sclerae, and I believe that to be for similar
               | reasons, so a human can read where exactly the dog is
               | looking.
               | 
               | What really blew my mind was learning that the "puppy dog
               | eyes" look was due to extra orbital muscles that dogs
               | have and wolves lack. Dog faces evolved to respond to
               | human sensitivity to facial expressions.
        
         | devmor wrote:
         | I've seen a lot of cats using those buttons as well, but I
         | don't think dogs or cats are actually expressing language with
         | them.
         | 
         | They understand making a specific sound produces a specific
         | result. It's a bit far from language.
        
           | 0ldskool wrote:
           | language is simply a form of communication between 2 beings.
           | If those buttons are pushed so that a specific outcome may
           | occur through another party (human) I would qualify that as a
           | form of language.
        
           | DangitBobby wrote:
           | Realizing that making the sounds for "outside" allows you to
           | go outside is not very far from language. I see people saying
           | this every time dog buttons come up and it's very curious to
           | me. What exactly do they need to do, model the parts of a
           | sentence?
        
           | rpmisms wrote:
           | My dog also used "outside" + "water" to express her need to
           | pee. I would be inclined to agree with you if she couldn't
           | use them in the abstract, but she can.
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | bitwize wrote:
         | My cat also seems to understand that his reflection is just a
         | reflection, and ignores it.
         | 
         | He gets spooked when he sees his faint reflection in glass, for
         | example in front of the fake fireplace.
         | 
         | Part of it is that dogs and cats identify each other by smell
         | as much as, if not more than, sight. A reflection may not
         | register as a real dog/cat to most of them.
        
         | dominotw wrote:
         | I've had cats all my life due to my parents being cat people. I
         | have the smartest siberian cat that i got from a breeder (
         | because of my partners allergies).
         | 
         | She goes out and comes back when i call her and understands
         | that she can wander outside only if she comes back when called.
         | I put bells at the door that he uses to tell me when she wants
         | to go out and rings the bells on the otherside when she is
         | ready to come back in. Plays hide and seek, fetch ect with my
         | nephew. And above all i feel like her emotional intelligence is
         | on another level. She knows how to read minds. Best cat I've
         | ever had!!!
        
       | mouzogu wrote:
       | I've seen those instagram/tiktok(?) videos where a cat owner will
       | put some kind of weird face filter, and the cat will slowly look
       | up at its owner in shock/disgust/curiosity.
       | 
       | It convinced me that cats are aware of themselves as reflections
       | on a camera or mirror and are much smarter than I thought. To
       | realise something was wrong with their owners face.
        
       | krylon wrote:
       | When I was young, we had a cat that would sit down next to me as
       | I was sitting in front of the PC, and start meowing. I would pet
       | her head, and she would move away, a meter or so an continue
       | meowing until I got up and petted her again.
       | 
       | Step by step, she would lure me all the way to the kitchen and
       | give me a look said that, "Now that we are here anyway, how 'bout
       | some of that food?". A bit manipulative, I admit, but kind of
       | clever.
       | 
       | Also, I suspect cats tricked humans into starting agriculture so
       | they (the cats) would have a steady supply of mice.
        
         | goodpoint wrote:
         | > A bit manipulative
         | 
         | No. That would require a theory of mind, intention to deceive
         | and a lot of cognitive abilities that cats don't have.
         | 
         | The cat simply learned to walk you to the food bowl.
        
           | tough wrote:
           | https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/think.
           | ..
        
           | colanderman wrote:
           | Does "manipulative" describe the behavior itself, or certain
           | internal processes (but not others) which can produce said
           | behavior?
        
           | mach1ne wrote:
           | There is no theory of mind, it's a redundant concept. Apes
           | can predict the actions of others as agents of the
           | environment without needing an abstract understanding of what
           | a mind is. Cats are probably able to achieve similar feats.
           | Understanding that other beings and yourself have 'minds'
           | only becomes relevant when the entity in question achieves a
           | certain complexity of language.
        
         | melling wrote:
         | Just say to yourself "I'm here to serve, stand up and follow
         | your cat"
         | 
         | My cats often want to be fed or to go outside.
         | 
         | My one cat knows she can simply stare at me and I will get up
         | and follow her.
        
           | throwaway743 wrote:
           | Omg this is the situation my cat, but instead of food it's
           | for laying down with him and cuddling. He'll jump on the
           | couch or bed, stare and/or meow until I lay with him.
        
           | devmor wrote:
           | One of my cats, who is going on 13-14 years old (he was a
           | stray, not sure of his exact age) has a specific pitched meow
           | for when he wants me to do something for him.
           | 
           | He'll use that, combined with lifting one paw off of the
           | ground to "ask" me to do something for him.
           | 
           | Once I follow him, he'll nudge his head in the direction of
           | what he wants. The sink? He wants to drink out of the faucet.
           | The counter? He wants treats out of the drawer. The pantry?
           | He wants food. If he just sits there and cries I know he
           | wants to be pet.
        
           | reaperducer wrote:
           | _My cats often want to be fed or to go outside._
           | 
           | Wheelchair-height handle-style doorknobs mean my cat goes
           | wherever she wants whenever she wants.
           | 
           | Baby-proof door latches are my friend.
        
             | steanne wrote:
             | even round knobs aren't safe. i had a pair that would work
             | together: one jumping to turn the knob while the other
             | stuck their paw under the door and pulled.
        
               | 0des wrote:
               | Mine just flings the dinger and looks at me like "your
               | attention will be interrupted until you open this door"
               | 
               | Doyoyoyoyoingggggg
               | 
               | Doyoyoyoyoyoyinnng
               | 
               | OK fine I'll open the door but this is the last time.
        
             | KerrAvon wrote:
             | One of my cats observed my partner turning a doorknob on
             | the bedroom door and subsequently started jumping and
             | pawing the doorknob when the door was closed and they
             | wanted in. No question that if it was a handle-type knob
             | he'd have gotten in.
        
               | Gare wrote:
               | We had to rotate all our handles to vertical because our
               | cat learned in 2 weeks how to operate them.
        
         | ineedasername wrote:
         | So I guess the difference is that humans are good at training
         | dogs, while cats are good at training humans.
        
           | cstross wrote:
           | As the old joke puts it: dogs have owners, but cats have
           | staff.
        
             | simonh wrote:
             | A dog looks up to you and a cat looks down on you, but a
             | pig looks upon you as an equal. - Winston Churchill
        
             | robwwilliams wrote:
             | Love it.
        
               | dvtrn wrote:
               | I know that certain "redditisms" like "username checks
               | out" probably don't fly here...but seeing someone named
               | "RobWilliams" responding positively to a cat joke just
               | puts a warm smile on my face.
        
           | lokimedes wrote:
           | Now that is indeed a profound insight on what is deemed
           | intelligence. If the "Observer" in unable to comprehend the
           | article objectives of the subjects, how will the fulfillment
           | of the objectives ever be recognized as intelligence? Decades
           | ago, I read some article on how people with more than 30 IQ
           | points of separation, effectively were incomprehensible to
           | each other. Whether it is true or not, it also highlights a
           | fallacy that the superior intellect can somehow
           | "emulate/simulate" the lesser, and thereby understand the
           | person.
        
             | tough wrote:
             | If you have a high IQ, you can get high and wasted and
             | lower it temporarily.
             | 
             | No way to do that the other way around.
        
               | bckr wrote:
               | Hmm, I think it's possible to raise your IQ by practicing
               | and applying certain thinking strategies. Especially
               | given that IQ is an artificial measure of intelligence.
        
               | tough wrote:
               | Like any target, when it becomes a target, ceases to be a
               | good measure. But I remember some of the parts. most
               | where pattern matching. or memory retention.
               | 
               | Most humans cannot get better at this easily at least.
               | You can always try...
               | 
               | On working memory, I think the average is 7, or something
               | like that, Try to remember a number in inversed order and
               | see if you get past that to 9-10 that's pretty hard to
               | learn too
               | 
               | I remember the day our class was asked about a dice. I
               | was the only know that knew by observation the response
               | to which number was under the dice not being visible.
               | 
               | PS They always add up to seven
               | 
               | YMMV
        
               | Alan_Dillman wrote:
               | Except when they don't.
               | 
               | I had dice as a kid that did not follow this rule.
        
               | NateEag wrote:
               | Not temporary, but IIRC muy mother's measured IQ went up
               | by twenty points when she learned how ratios work.
        
               | mlyle wrote:
               | Temporarily becoming intoxicated doesn't fix this.
               | 
               | If your IQ is very high or very low, you likely have not
               | spent a whole lot of time practicing things and pursuing
               | things that typical people have. So the shared social
               | language and thread of common experience that people
               | depend upon to relate is limited.
        
             | csa wrote:
             | > Decades ago, I read some article on how people with more
             | than 30 IQ points of separation, effectively were
             | incomprehensible to each other.
             | 
             | It's more like "fundamentally perceive the world in a
             | different way", and generally leads to a lack of empathy
             | towards the other group due to this difference of
             | perception.
             | 
             | This is one reason why, at least until recently, US
             | generals were not known for their high IQ.
        
               | 0des wrote:
               | A lot of marriages are this way and do fine. A diverse
               | but comprehensive worldview is helpful when operating as
               | a singular unit. You can be smart and ignorant at the
               | same time in some ways, and that's okay.
        
               | trmonx wrote:
               | No they are not, most marriages are not between people
               | with that different IQ. Most people are not that
               | different even. What a weird thing to say.
        
         | dageshi wrote:
         | There's a saying in our house, "All cats are very intelligent
         | when it comes to food".
        
           | Beltalowda wrote:
           | When I lived in Asia I "adopted" a lost kitten near my house.
           | As I now had cat food in the house, the local streetcats know
           | how to find me!
           | 
           | I had these two little kitten siblings; no idea where their
           | mother was but they hung around the house, because food. If
           | the food was out they would meow and whine for food, so I
           | would get up to bring them food and they would hiss at me for
           | getting too close to the food bowl before I even had a chance
           | to put any food in.
           | 
           | I never thought that was especially intelligent; "biting the
           | hand that feeds you" and all that.
           | 
           | After dealing with many cats for two years I don't rate cats
           | as very high on the intelligence department. They're
           | basically autistic dogs. They are cuter though. And they
           | don't eat poop off the street.
        
             | ptr2voidStar wrote:
        
             | IncRnd wrote:
             | Yet, you kept feeding a neighborhood full of cats in the
             | way they had trained you.
        
               | Mikeb85 wrote:
               | This. Cats seem stupid when convenient and are annoying
               | but in the end they seem to get what they want.
        
             | mach1ne wrote:
             | Certainly domesticated cats are much more adept at
             | predicting the behavior and actions of humans.
        
           | QuantumYeti wrote:
           | We had two cats, a tortoise-shell and a tabby. The tortoise-
           | shell would come running when it was time for dinner, and the
           | tabby would take his time. Once, I noticed that the tortoise-
           | shell kept switching back and forth between dishes until the
           | tabby got there, and I wondered why. It was probably so she
           | could eat as much from both plates before having to finally
           | commit to one. Kinda clever for a cat, in my opinion :)
        
       | ollifi wrote:
       | If me and a cat were thrown into random woods my money would be
       | on the cat surviving for longer period. I think humans are pretty
       | fit in groups, but cats are functional enough to make it on their
       | own.
       | 
       | I think human style intelligence we appreciate so highly is
       | useful mostly in relation to other humans.
        
         | dylan604 wrote:
         | Nah, there's an app for that.
        
           | goldenkey wrote:
           | cat survival-guide.txt
        
             | pugworthy wrote:
             | As opposed to say, "man survival"
        
       | paganel wrote:
       | We have a cat and a border collie, we love them both to the moon
       | and back. That said, me and my SO both agree that our cat is
       | "smarter" than our dog, he (meaning the cat) "invents" games with
       | our dog which the latter very heartily "adopts" but,
       | nevertheless, are not "invented" by him (by the dog).
       | 
       | Also, our dog being a BC that means that, at times, he wants to
       | herd our cat, after long bouts of staring at said cat. In
       | response to all that the cat has invented and performed very
       | smart avoidance techniques that he hadn't use with us before the
       | BC came into our life (the cat was with us first, for about two
       | years).
       | 
       | And that's just two quick things that sprung to my mind on
       | learning the article, there are many others. There's also the
       | misconception of "cats don't love/care about their owners" which
       | is just a stupid stereotype.
        
       | reiichiroh wrote:
       | Just in time for Caturday
        
       | steveBK123 wrote:
       | In the days of mini-cassette operating phone answering machines..
       | We had a cat who liked the sound of peoples voices. It took us a
       | while to figure out what was happening as we'd have missed
       | messages but one day in my tweens when I was home alone but too
       | busy gaming to answer the phone I observed the following:
       | 
       | * Phone ringing, getting on towards 3-4 rings
       | 
       | * Cat sprinting down the stairs, jumps up onto bookshelf and
       | waits
       | 
       | * Cat listens to the machine pick up the caller and the message
       | they leave
       | 
       | * Caller hangs up and the cassettes go all clickety-clack
       | 
       | * Cat then reaches with his paw around the bookshelf to smack the
       | big blue button
       | 
       | * Message plays back again and is now marked read, light goes
       | out, and no one knows we were left a message
       | 
       | Over the years we saw him do this a number of times! Once he hit
       | the wrong button and overwrote the outgoing message with the
       | sound of himself purring.
        
       | ianai wrote:
       | Still reading, but this seems counter factual:
       | 
       | "Whereas dogs have been bred for utility, cats have been bred
       | solely for appearance."
       | 
       | My understanding was cats largely served as pest control from the
       | human perspective. It's probably why they continue to hunt even
       | when well fed.
        
         | IncRnd wrote:
         | You're reading the sentence incorrectly, regarding the order of
         | the focusing adverb, solely. The meaning changes depending on
         | the adverb's placemment. For ex: "bred solely for appearance"
         | does not mean the same as "solely bred for appearance" in the
         | context of the full sentence. [1]
         | 
         | [1] https://www.vocabulary.com/articles/wc/adverb-placement-
         | gene...
        
         | unfocussed_mike wrote:
         | Not sure if it is counterfactual.
         | 
         | We know that dogs were definitely bred for utility.
         | 
         | But cats were already effective pest controllers and may simply
         | have moved in with humans after being tolerated.
         | 
         | Cats never needed selective breeding for the jobs they already
         | did; they definitely have been bred for appearance more
         | recently.
        
         | exizt88 wrote:
         | I think the point is that when cats were intentionally bred, it
         | was for appearance. The natural selection of feral/domestic
         | non-bred cats took its own course.
        
           | RicoElectrico wrote:
           | Many cat breeds enjoy human companionship much more so than
           | non-pedigree cats. And they're not as scared of everything
           | around them (e.g. Maine Coon).
        
             | TedDoesntTalk wrote:
             | Anectodal, but I've have many cats over the years. The two
             | Maine coons I've had (unrelated to each other) were by far
             | the least intelligent in my opinion and observation. All
             | the others have been mixes.
        
           | ianai wrote:
           | Cats have been following people around for millennia whereas
           | "breeding" is more of a last couple centuries thing. Some
           | breeds do have personality differences like ragdolls. They're
           | also generally harder to breed because they're more likely to
           | crossbreed with wild cats-which is how we think we got Maine
           | coons.
        
           | bell-cot wrote:
           | +1...but most farmers I've known who did have "barnyard" cats
           | seemed quite aware of which cats were or were not good at
           | vermin control. None of the farmers have (that I've heard)
           | "intentionally bred" barnyard cats. But they may not hesitate
           | to, ah, "strongly influence" which barnyard cats enjoy
           | reproductive success. Sometimes in ways which non-farmers
           | with pet cats might prefer not to hear about.
        
             | garbagetime wrote:
             | Maybe that's why cats like to bring dead bodies to their
             | owners. Because cats that do that were noted as good
             | hunters.
             | 
             | I mean, probably not, but wahtever.
        
               | bell-cot wrote:
               | Back in the day (~1930), my grandparents had a "semi-pet"
               | rat terrier (a small working dog), and kept a fair number
               | of animals (chickens, a few pigs, cow, etc.). When the
               | rat terrier was feeling ignored/unloved, it would head
               | back to the barn and start hunting rats. _Lots_ of rats.
               | Which were all brought back up to the house (dead), and
               | lined up on the little walk to the kitchen door - for
               | grandma to notice, and happily fuss over the dog for
               | having killed.
               | 
               | When the dog was not feeling insecure/unappreciated, it
               | didn't seem all that interested in hunting rats.
        
               | ianai wrote:
               | That's their behavior when a kitten needs to learn to
               | hunt and kill. They're literally saying they've never
               | seen you hunt and kill prey so they want you to learn.
        
               | scotty79 wrote:
               | It's possible it's both. Natural instinct to bring prey
               | animals for the kitten so it learns might have been
               | adopted to gives proofs to humans that cat serves useful
               | purpose.
        
               | ianai wrote:
               | We had a cat who would line up his kills in a line on the
               | grass. Very much as a "presentation."
        
               | jfk13 wrote:
               | My wife used to have one day a week when a succession of
               | music students would come to the house. She insists that
               | _on that specific day of the week_ her cats would line
               | the front path with  "offerings" for the expected
               | visitors. They had a keen sense of hospitality.
        
               | toast0 wrote:
               | My semi-barn cat would present me with mouse entrails;
               | arranged like an anatomical model. Once he even presented
               | them on a bed of grass like a fancy chef! He had to bring
               | the blades of grass up a cat ramp and through a cat door.
               | I think he'd predict when I would visit so as to have a
               | display ready for me. Once I came early and a lot more
               | mouse was present, but I came back in a bit and it was
               | just entrails.
               | 
               | Although he has been spending a lot of time in the house
               | this winter, and it's been months since I've gotten a
               | present.
        
           | darkerside wrote:
           | So dogs are tools and cats are art?
        
             | dylan604 wrote:
             | art typically appreciates in value while a cat's value is
             | appreciated
        
         | vixen99 wrote:
         | Surely not solely for appearance. Cats play pretty well with
         | humans in both senses of the phrase.
        
       | rollcat wrote:
       | Cats also show a form of... empathy? Consideration?
       | 
       | One of my cats wakes me up every day around 5-6AM to get food.
       | She does so by making _just enough_ noise to wake _me_ up, but
       | not my partner (she 's doing it on my side of the bed, etc). She
       | also does that when she's not hungry, but her sister is.
        
         | goodpoint wrote:
         | Absolutely not. Cats do not have a theory of mind.
        
         | GordonS wrote:
         | We had a wonderful cat when I was a kid, and she definitely
         | showed something like empathy - whenever one of us was sad or
         | hurt, she would come over and rub up against you, making a very
         | particular mewling sound that almost sounded like _she_ was
         | hurt.
        
         | KptMarchewa wrote:
         | One of my cats wakes me up by just barely touching me with a
         | paw.
         | 
         | The other cat - of course, orange one - wakes me by trying to
         | totally destroy something.
        
           | supertofu wrote:
           | My orange boy is an absolute sweetheart except for at 5am
           | when he's hungry. He will sit right by my head and moan like
           | he's dying until I get up. If I don't get up fast enough
           | he'll start pawing at my toes.
        
         | willis936 wrote:
         | Funny, my cat will try to wake me up but when I'm lethargic
         | will start to attack my SO knowing the threat of that will
         | animate me.
        
           | sundvor wrote:
           | That sounds about right. :) I have two very smart cats
           | myself. 16 years old now though, so mostly sleeping. One of
           | them loves snuggling up in my armpit in my office bed, and
           | will get really upset when I don't come at his calling.
           | Burmese can truly get vocal.
        
             | smilespray wrote:
             | Tell me more about this office bed concept.
        
               | hprotagonist wrote:
               | it's spelled "keyboard"
        
         | t-3 wrote:
         | I have two cats, one ~3-4 years old, the other nearing 20. The
         | younger one will often fetch me to get milk for the old one.
        
       | dcdc123 wrote:
       | There is at least one [0] myth that has never had scientific
       | standing or proof stated as factual in that article, so take it
       | with a grain of salt. Several other statements seem iffy to me
       | but I do not know enough those specific subjects to know for
       | sure.
       | 
       | [0] https://sciencenorway.no/ulv/wolf-packs-dont-actually-
       | have-a...
        
       | lionkor wrote:
       | Literally too long, didnt read entirely. But!
       | 
       | > Other tests include the ability to learn and remember. Is the
       | ability to learn by rote a sign of intelligence? If so, any avian
       | mimic is intelligent.
       | 
       | I would argue this shouldnt just be dismissed like that. I would
       | argue that mimicking is a sign of intelligence - The fact that a
       | toddler can mimic an animal, even if that animal has vastly
       | different anatomy, seems very intelligent. It suggests an
       | understanding of the similarities between function of body parts,
       | even if the form differs significantly. Why would an avian mimic
       | not be a sign of significant intelligence, such as understanding
       | vocalizations and how they happen? A bird rarely has to sit there
       | for hours trying random sounds to mimic another sound, it
       | understand and knows what to do, does it not?
        
         | seba_dos1 wrote:
         | Bird species that mimic tend to be considered the most
         | intelligent ones by other factors as well (corvids, parrots).
         | That dismissal seems quite ignorant.
        
           | goldenkey wrote:
           | My family's African Grey mimics telephone sounds, sirens, and
           | human voices and phrases. But he does it mainly to fuck with
           | everyone and will literally laugh after fooling someone. If
           | an animal enjoys messing with another animal, is that a sign
           | of intelligence?
        
             | seba_dos1 wrote:
             | I'm not sure whether liking it is a sign of intelligence,
             | but I'd say that you certainly have to be intelligent to be
             | able to intentionally fool someone this way.
        
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       | anthomtb wrote:
       | My cat tells me when she wants to play. She will scratch a
       | specific spot on our engineered wood floor where the top layer is
       | flaking off. As I have no desire to replace a piece of flooring
       | in the middle of the room, this action gets an near instant toss
       | of whatever toy is nearby.
       | 
       | Interesting that female cats form more social, cooperative
       | groups. I wonder if this explains why our female cat seems more
       | sociable and human while our male cat is more aloof.
        
       | chiph wrote:
       | I've been watching Billi off and on. And her vocabulary has
       | increased over the years.
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ChDCS_z2o
       | 
       | Her favorite word? Mad.
        
         | eurasiantiger wrote:
         | This cat can communicate not only specific wants, but feelings
         | and abstract concepts such as the passing of time. She also
         | likes to plan her play and cuddles ahead of time and will
         | remind her owner with "later" if it's not yet that time.
        
       | taosx wrote:
       | I don't know about Intelligent but I had a cat that was bringing
       | me mice every so often in the morning and was knocking the door
       | for like 10 minutes with her back leg!
       | 
       | The first time I got scared cause I didn't want the mouse to get
       | in the house and I didn't know who was knocking on the door but I
       | think it was half-dead...oh yeah I forgot to mention that all the
       | mice were still alive.
       | 
       | I'll never understand that behavior..she was well fed.
        
         | sva_ wrote:
         | Some say it is their way of showing appreciation.
        
       | zabzonk wrote:
       | That first picture of a kitten in a maze reminded me of my
       | A-level (final year pre-university, for non-UK people) Bio
       | project on animal learning. I used gerbils (too scared to use
       | rats) but I can assure people that whatever the animal, the trick
       | is working how to keep the little bastards in the maze, not how
       | to train them.
        
       | jsz0 wrote:
       | Most animals are smarter than we give them credit for. What they
       | are lacking in is intellect and the ability to understand events
       | that occur over longer periods or time. For example a cat isn't
       | planning its meals for next week but it's smart as hell when it
       | wants a meal right now.
        
       | kwhitefoot wrote:
       | > Whereas dogs have been bred for utility, cats have been bred
       | solely for appearance.
       | 
       | This strikes me as a dubious statement. Or perhaps I am reading
       | more into it than is really there. Perhaps it was true a hundred
       | or more years ago, but now it seems to me that dogs are
       | overwhelmingly bred for appearance.
        
       | IncRnd wrote:
       | My cat, Felix, brought his iPad pro from the other room, logged
       | into HN (because Felix doesn't trust persistent logins), read the
       | article to me, then discussed the implications before demanding I
       | open the door for him, because he is a cat and doesn't want to
       | open the door himself.
        
         | FerociousTimes wrote:
         | Any chance your cat has a black and white fur, a bag of tricks
         | and a world-renowned reality TV show?
        
           | dylan604 wrote:
           | Sounds more like this particular cat's image was stamped on a
           | sheet of blotter and the person has partaken in a couple of
           | squares.
        
         | shagie wrote:
         | I'd suggest a read of https://everything2.com/user/sensei for
         | one such tale.
        
           | jes5199 wrote:
           | aw, good old sensei. That's a blast from the past
        
         | kingcharles wrote:
         | My old cat loved all those cat games on the iPad with the fish
         | swimming around, etc. My cat was more of a hardcore gamer than
         | me.
        
         | Giorgi wrote:
         | How would we know this is not cat's comment?
        
           | IncRnd wrote:
           | My cat has the account names Felix1 through Felix22 and
           | Anonymouse0, so you can trust me.
        
           | torcete wrote:
           | on the internet, nobody knows you're a cat.
        
             | encryptluks2 wrote:
             | My cat seems to visit a website that is made for cats.
        
             | dylan604 wrote:
             | Except on those pesky sites where you have to use your real
             | name instead of being able to use an alias.
        
               | throwanem wrote:
               | You can tell cats are smarter than humans by the way
               | there are none of them on Facebook.
        
               | dylan604 wrote:
               | Except there are plenty of facebook profiles for both
               | cats & dogs
        
               | throwanem wrote:
               | There's a Facebook profile for probably just about every
               | human alive, but that doesn't mean just about every human
               | alive is _on_ Facebook. Some shadow profiles get more
               | intensive curation than others, is all.
        
         | efdee wrote:
         | Is he still halfway through the door, making up his mind as to
         | whether to go outside it start inside?
        
       | hownottowrite wrote:
       | The real question isn't how intelligent cats are but whether
       | we're smart enough to really tell.
       | https://wwnorton.com/books/Are-We-Smart-Enough-to-Know-How-S...
        
       | arwhatever wrote:
       | Anecdote, but I met a random cat on a neighborhood sidewalk in a
       | random town and stopped to love on him for a moment.
       | 
       | When I would walk away, several times he would anticipate my path
       | and run in front of me and lay down to block my path, apparently
       | to receive some more affection.
       | 
       | I've had some super affectionate and at least not-dumb cats, but
       | I was still really surprised by this guy's apparent
       | intentionality. And all for affection - it's not like I'd had any
       | cat treats on me to give him.
        
       | dmix wrote:
       | Getting an HTTPS error in Firefox:
       | 
       | https://archive.ph/Mbufh
        
       | jelliclesfarm wrote:
       | There is a lot of 'wild' left even in domesticated cats compared
       | to dogs. Any animal that still retains the instinct to hunt for
       | survival has to be intelligent. Since the time of pyramids and
       | pharaohs, cats have remained wild and have domesticated the
       | humans.
       | 
       | What we now know as domesticated cats have extra special set of
       | skills..they know how to create and retain memories. They
       | understand reward based stimuli.
       | 
       | There has been enormous research done in the field of cat
       | genetics. UC Davis leads with the cat genetics lab and esp for
       | their work on cat coat genetics.
       | 
       | But we also know what genes changed and evolved for their
       | intelligence as they morphed from feral to domestic.
       | 
       | The most relevant one to intelligence are glutamate receptors
       | that aids learning and memory. Domesticated animals have evolved
       | to developed more coat variations and pigmentations than wild
       | animals. This is why you don't find a calico tiger but not only
       | are there calico cats, but we also know that their genes
       | guarantee that almost all are also female. Male calicos are
       | sterile and short lived.
       | 
       | It is in the area of cat coat genetics that UC Davis VGL has made
       | enormous strides. There are five key traits that facilitate
       | domestication and one of them is the wide variability in
       | pigmentation/texture of coats.
       | 
       | Even though cats have been around humans, they were allowed to be
       | 'wild' and have resisted the intense pressure to adapt for full
       | on domestication.
       | 
       | In a way, they have been more useful in agrarian societies in
       | their undomesticated state and largely due to their hunting
       | instincts.....which once tamed and trained is no longer as
       | effective. Hunting rodents is a far different job that herding
       | docile domesticated sheep.
        
         | pdpi wrote:
         | Speaking of cat genomics, cats have the interesting property of
         | being the only animal where you can easily read their phenotype
         | from their genotype.
         | 
         | If you look at the base sequences in their DNA you can clearly
         | see whole runs that just spell out "CATCATCATCAT".
        
           | jelliclesfarm wrote:
           | This is true for yeast, fruit fly and humans too!
        
         | eternalban wrote:
         | > Since the time of pyramids and pharaohs, cats have remained
         | wild and have domesticated the humans.
         | 
         | It certainly appears that way. Dignity in domestication.
         | Psychologically, cats seem to have a very healthy sense of
         | self-respect.
        
           | jelliclesfarm wrote:
           | [..] Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the
           | snootiness caused by the fact that in Ancient Egypt they were
           | worshipped as gods.[..] - P.G.Wodehouse.
           | 
           | All of my favourite authors are cat slaves.. notably adore
           | their extensive cat quotes..Heinlein, Mark Twain..and of
           | course, P.G.Wodehouse
           | 
           | and not to forget the illustrator of my namesakes..Edward
           | Gorey
           | 
           | And of course, even Spock approved.
        
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       | can16358p wrote:
       | Agreed with the article. Also I was slightly disappointed with my
       | cat when I thought her to look into inside the house and meow at
       | something for months as speaking to something that I can't see,
       | only to realize that she was seeing reflection of some birds on a
       | light pole and was talking to them, thinking that they are inside
       | the house.
        
       | ddaalluu2 wrote:
       | On the side, what I love about this page is that there is no
       | styling, no share this, no comments, no cookie banners or similar
       | "paywalls", no other distractions. Just content.
       | 
       | It's so refreshing.
        
       | robwwilliams wrote:
       | Sarah, OP: What a great summary! I learned a lot from these two
       | long pages.
       | 
       | Appreciate with some reservations this lead:
       | 
       | "I personally consider these experiments cruel and gratuitous
       | (their medical benefit to humans is too often dubious) and though
       | some such experiments are referenced here, Messybeast.com does
       | not support this form of experimentation."
       | 
       | I understand the political context of starting this way, and as a
       | cat lover it resonates too easily even with me.
       | 
       | But in essentially all western-eastern-northern-southern
       | societies (modern or ancient) that routinely kill and eat such
       | clever beasts as cows, pigs, monkeys, horses, sheep, goats, bunny
       | rabbits, octopi, and all manner of birds, I wonder if "gratuitous
       | and cruel" are the right words. And this wuestion is especially
       | relevant when, as you admit, so much of your cool overview relies
       | on that scientific work. This is cognitive dissonance at its best
       | ---well intentioned but still unrooted. Too "woke" for me.
       | 
       | I would say no: You cannot have this particular cake and eat it
       | too!
       | 
       | And definitely not true the this "gratuitous and cruel" work was
       | either gratuitous and cruel or that it has not contributed
       | greatly to clinical care of humans. It has. Half of what we know
       | (a bit rhetorical) about brain plasticity and repair following
       | brain damage comes from exactly this type of work.
       | 
       | It is intellectually disingenuous to be squeamish, even if a cat
       | lover, if you then use these finding.
       | 
       | And if one is NOT also a strict vegetarian, then please stay
       | silent---you have no standing in this court of ethical
       | conundrums.
        
         | nineparts wrote:
         | I am firmly convinced that all technology which you (and people
         | who think like you) acquired after making contact with Western
         | Civilization needs to be confiscated from you. Cannibals should
         | have no rights.
        
       | jokoon wrote:
       | I often think intelligence is an anthropo-centered definition,
       | and even then, intelligence is often badly defined for
       | mathematics.
        
       | mytailorisrich wrote:
       | They are very intelligent at communicating different things to us
       | and at learning through observation.
       | 
       | For instance, my experience is that they can quickly understand
       | the function of a door handle and even learn to operate it in
       | order to open the door.
        
       | coward123 wrote:
       | I have a cat who will deliberately create a diversion so that she
       | can steal my chair. I know when she's doing it, but I go along
       | anyway because it's fun. The first time I saw her do this, it
       | involved pushing the lift button on the motorized standing desk.
       | I stood up, she jumped into my seat. She does similar tricks with
       | other chairs around the house.
        
         | chrischen wrote:
         | That could be Just a pavlovian response, unless she is creating
         | different diversions every time.
        
           | xivzgrev wrote:
           | Our cat does something similar to wake us up. When he wants
           | to do this, he looks for something that can make a lot of
           | noise with minimal effort. It might be something crinkly, or
           | something that can be dropped, or a rug that can be
           | scratched.
           | 
           | So we aim to prevent this by inspecting the area prior to
           | bed, is there anything like that out?
           | 
           | The cat, then, surprises us sometimes by finding new objects
           | he has not previously used, or out of sight. A recent example
           | was finding a plastic bag in a crevice.
           | 
           | Touche
        
             | kingcharles wrote:
             | My dog has made the same realization. He's figured out if
             | he knocks something that makes a lot of noise I'll come
             | running to find out what is going on.
             | 
             | One of my cats is a whole another level though. Yesterday I
             | saw he'd figured out that he can hold a Tupperware
             | container between his front paws and then use his teeth to
             | pry the lid off. Jerk!
        
           | bitwize wrote:
           | It could be, but given how complex cat brains are, it
           | probably isn't.
           | 
           | I've seen my cat attempt to plot a route into my home office
           | (which is off limits to him) with his eyes. The last tricky
           | bit is finding a way to get on top of the HVAC piping to jump
           | off to the high (unglassed) window leading into my office. If
           | he can solve that, he's in -- and he knows it.
        
         | GWBullshit wrote:
        
       | diamondage wrote:
       | There is Pavlov's dog study but you never hear about Pavlov's
       | cats...funniest comedy by Eddie Izzard:
       | https://youtu.be/lf9Jy9JQgnY
        
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