[HN Gopher] Exploring Google Hangouts' easter eggs
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       Exploring Google Hangouts' easter eggs
        
       Author : varun_ch
       Score  : 117 points
       Date   : 2022-03-20 08:14 UTC (14 hours ago)
        
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       | gondo wrote:
       | Anjali most likely refers to 'Anjali_Mudra' [0] instead of the
       | person's name.
       | 
       | [0] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anjali_Mudra
        
         | varun_ch wrote:
         | Ah that makes a lot more sense. I don't know how I missed that.
         | Thanks.
        
       | kwijibob wrote:
       | RIP hangouts. My family chat for many years.
        
         | thfuran wrote:
         | RIP Google Talk
        
         | graderjs wrote:
         | Me too! Please don't leave, Hangouts!
        
         | sundvor wrote:
         | Well over a decade in my case. The new chat is an exercise in
         | frustration.
         | 
         | My favourite bug (on Android) is when you paste a URL, hit
         | enter to send, then start typing your message related to the
         | URL. Because it wants to process the URL, look it up for a
         | preview, it doesn't send straight away. However when it does,
         | it also includes your absolutely not submitted and presently in
         | draft stage beginnings of your next message.
         | 
         | Unreal.
        
           | tramtrist wrote:
           | Unreal indeed. I set up my wife's elderly parents in Japan
           | with Hangouts years ago so we could video call them by
           | actually.. you know.. hitting the 'call' button to ring their
           | computer. This worked seamlessly for years with no effort on
           | their part. When the computer 'rang' they knew to click
           | answer. After hearing that hangouts was going away (what is
           | it like 3 times that's been delayed?) I moved them to Google
           | Chat but boy was that a mistake. You cannot 'ring' the other
           | caller anymore and have to set up a meeting for each call. Or
           | you have to set up a perpetual meeting which they can always
           | go in to. This has caused us to miss many video calls and
           | constant frustration for my wife trying to explain to them
           | how to use that function. Why in the world does Google remove
           | features in new solutions when they deprecate an old one?
           | Can't they simply make a list of things that work in the old
           | app and check them off in the new one? I realize zoom is all
           | trendy now but geez...
           | 
           | Shoulda just stuck with Skype or something else.
        
             | flir wrote:
             | I tried to leave a video chat channel open permanently, but
             | they seem to go away after a bit over a day. Experiment
             | with sneek, or one of the other "always on" solutions,
             | maybe? They come with their own problems though.
             | 
             | They removed a button from hangouts a while back that let
             | you send your location to the channel. I guess it wasn't
             | used much, but it was useful to me. Made me miss protocols
             | and RFCs.
             | 
             | The closed captioning in Chat is pretty amazing, though.
        
             | mananaysiempre wrote:
             | For me, early Hangouts would frequently get stuck in one of
             | a variety of broken states which made it apparent that a
             | "meeting" (the eponymous hangout) was a separate thing in
             | the system with its own identity rather than just a tuple
             | of participants, even for two-party calls. That doesn't
             | excuse the UI changes (which I guess were done to
             | differentiate the now-business-oriented Hangouts^WMeet from
             | the new, consumer-oriented Duo?..), but the underlying
             | machinery seems to have worked this way from the very
             | beginning.
        
             | easrng wrote:
             | You want Duo, not Chat/Meet.
        
             | briandear wrote:
             | FaceTime does what you want.
        
               | lxgr wrote:
               | On Apple devices.
        
               | morsch wrote:
               | Or Whatsapp. Or Signal. Or Telegram. They all work like
               | that.
               | 
               | You'd think they designed it like that because it works
               | well for their paid use case, using it for work. But no,
               | it's really annoying to use in that context to. I can't
               | call a colleague, instead I have to add an impromptu
               | meeting to the chat, join it myself, wait until they show
               | up. I mean, it's just two of three clicks instead of one,
               | but still.
        
               | plussed_reader wrote:
               | Just gotta pony up the appletax to play with the
               | facetime.
        
               | lotsofpulp wrote:
               | It was well worth it 10 years ago. My extended family
               | almost solely decided to switch to Apple because
               | grandparents who did not speak English and grew up in a
               | poor developing country could all use FaceTime on iPad
               | minis, but no one could figure out how to use
               | Hangouts/Skype/etc.
        
       | csours wrote:
       | Killing Google Hangouts is a huge FUCK YOU to Google users. I'm
       | sure people at Google have heard this, and they have other
       | priorities; aka they don't care that they are fucking their
       | userbase. I'm quite sure there are technical reasons to kill it,
       | but I feel like the real reason is that Google simply doesn't
       | want to do any thing that is not currently scaling up. I'm sure
       | their cost structure cannot support products that aren't growing.
       | I'm sure their culture of career advancement means that no
       | engineer wants to be on the Hangouts team. I'm sure that NONE OF
       | THAT MATTERS TO USERS.
        
         | takeda wrote:
         | Same plan is with e-mail. Run gmail until it's not feasible
         | anymore to use anything else than gmail (you can have SMTP
         | server with 10+ years, that never sent a spam, not listed on
         | any spam blocks, have correctly configured SPF, DKIM but still
         | put its mail to spam).
         | 
         | Once no one will run their SMTP gmail will be similarly killed
         | using the Microsoft's EEE aproach.
         | 
         | They do this over and over again (even the Hangouts essentially
         | killed XMPP). Fuck the cancer that is google. They are actually
         | destroying what Internet was meant to be.
        
       | puttycat wrote:
       | I've been using Gmail for about 15 years now, with the chat
       | widget on the left active most of that time. For years, before
       | mobile messaging became ubiquitous, it was my main communication
       | channel with friends.
       | 
       | The widget has changed over the years, getting less and less
       | handy and intuitive, for no apparent reason.
       | 
       | I would say that I'm an advanced user, to say the least, and I
       | still have no idea what is the difference between Gtalk,
       | Hangouts, Meet, and Chat (which is apparently the newest?).
       | 
       | What a mess.
        
         | joshvm wrote:
         | Canonically you should be using Meet and Chats. These both
         | evolved from Hangouts, though I think GMail Chat and Chats are
         | interoperable. You can think of them as Slack and Zoom targeted
         | towards people who have already bought into GSuite which makes
         | sense from an org perspective, though both are usable with free
         | accounts. Meet added features more aligned with what people
         | expect from modern conferencing platforms (large audience
         | casting, recordings, etc). Chat has a way to go before it
         | uproots Slack I think, but it offers most of the same features
         | for in-domain messaging.
         | 
         | I've been very happy with Meet, aside from some browser quirks
         | (blur is not available outside Chrome). It's very easy to
         | create a new meeting and it integrates seamlessly with Google
         | Calendar.
         | 
         | GTalk was deprecated almost a decade ago.
        
           | wffurr wrote:
           | >> GTalk was deprecated almost a decade ago.
           | 
           | And yet they still run the XMPP servers, though not in a way
           | that's usable as chat. They used the same XMPP servers as
           | GTalk for Cloud Print, for some reason. And now if they turn
           | those servers off, a whole lot of printers with faulty back
           | off logic will start trying to DDoS the data centers.
           | 
           | Cheapest thing to do is apparently to just keep running the
           | servers.
        
             | tech234a wrote:
             | Hadn't considered the DDOS issue before... but why can't
             | they just make the XMPP server nxdomain instead so there's
             | nothing to DDOS?
        
             | easrng wrote:
             | Cloud Print is dead. Another thing that used/uses GTalk's
             | XMPP servers is push notifications.
        
           | lima wrote:
           | It does seem they finally figured it out.
           | 
           | Chat and Meet are decent, and most importantly, they're the
           | _only_ messaging products now.
        
             | easrng wrote:
             | Google Voice also counts kinda, also Google Messages
             | (SMS/MMS client but also does RCS using Google servers
             | sometimes) and Duo.
        
         | samizdis wrote:
         | There was an article in ArsTechnica last August - _A decade and
         | a half of instability: The history of Google messaging apps_
         | [1] - that documented Google 's history of messaging/chat
         | clients. It's a sobering read.
         | 
         | It was posted on HN and generated 80 comments [2].
         | 
         | [1] https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/08/a-decade-and-a-
         | half-...
         | 
         | [2] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28299727
        
         | dijonman2 wrote:
         | I block all of chat / hangouts / whatever via ublock origin. I
         | use gmail for email only, I consider the chat client to be
         | bloat.
        
           | cj wrote:
           | Chat/Meet in gmail can also be turned off in gmail settings.
        
           | cuteboy19 wrote:
           | Does that actually stop Gmail from making the requests or is
           | it just cosmetic only?
        
         | LegitShady wrote:
         | tbe ubiquity of mobile messaging predates google hangouts by a
         | lot.
        
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       | gman83 wrote:
       | I moved from Hangouts to Google Chat and so far it's been pretty
       | seamless. What I like about it compared to WhatsApp is how easy
       | it is to use across devices... phone, tablet, web. No messing
       | about with QR codes, etc.
        
         | drdec wrote:
         | For some reason on Android there's a Google Chat app, but
         | Google tries to shuttle you into using Chat from within the
         | GMail app for whatever reason.
        
           | kyrra wrote:
           | Googler opinions are my own.
           | 
           | I think they're making Gmail their
           | collaboration/communication software. You have email, chat,
           | and meet all in there.
           | 
           | I agree, I don't totally understand why they're doing it.
           | That's my best guess.
        
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       | londons_explore wrote:
       | Seeing this tells me there was probably a passionate and creative
       | team behind Hangouts as a product. That's quite in contrast to
       | the buggy slow product that it was to use, and the lack of market
       | success it saw.
        
         | criddell wrote:
         | Maybe they were passionate and creative but also not very good
         | at software development?
        
       | encryptluks2 wrote:
       | I'm surprised they are telling people to switch, when I still get
       | a message saying my Jangouts older than a year won't show up in
       | Google Chat. I've noticed that most of them show up but not all
       | of them. One thing I loved about Hangouts was the chat folder in
       | Gmail that showed my chat history. I wish they did something
       | similar with Google Voice. I wonder how long it will be before
       | they try combining Voice and Google Chat.
        
         | graderjs wrote:
         | I love the Hangouts animated stickers...I really wish Hangouts
         | (and all its Easter eggs) would stay
        
           | encryptluks2 wrote:
           | I honestly prefer the Google Chat app because it includes
           | functionality Hangouts lacked, like search and dark mode.
        
             | graderjs wrote:
             | Well, different things are important to different people I
             | guess.
             | 
             | I think you can search hangout messages from GMail tho :)
        
             | beebeepka wrote:
             | I've been using it for about an year and consider the
             | search among its worst features. Otherwise it's not that
             | bad. Certainly worse than discord. Haven't used slack in 4
             | years. Not sure what it's like now
        
       | throwra620 wrote:
       | Someone summarise this for me please.
        
         | blamazon wrote:
         | Google hangouts is going away because Google is making yet
         | another chat product. There are Easter eggs in Google hangouts.
         | You can find them by looking at JavaScript.
        
       | tgsovlerkhgsel wrote:
       | Here's the list of the text replacements from the post:
       | 
       | https://pastebin.com/raw/2CG1Cdn6
       | 
       | (HN filters most of the emoji making it pointless to paste here)
        
       | phgn wrote:
       | I would have loved some screenshots of these easter eggs in
       | action. I don't have anyone to message on Google Hangouts to test
       | this out.
        
         | kyrra wrote:
         | Googler opinions are my own.
         | 
         | If you search around the internet, you can find some full
         | screenshots of it as people discovered the features.
         | 
         | https://www.techjunkie.com/google-hangouts-easter-eggs/
         | 
         | Many of the commands that exist, are effectively just text
         | replacement where you swap out some / command for a string that
         | is an emoji like thing, such as: /tableflip
         | 
         | (+deg#deg)+( +-+
         | 
         | The above was actually added to hangouts by a coworker long ago
         | when there weren't as many Easter egg commands (and we worked
         | in payments at that time). The fun of having a fully open
         | codebase, where you can edit and propose changes to anyone's
         | code, you just have to convince them to approve it.
         | 
         | Though I will add, some of the commands actually had animated
         | pictures with them, such as /shydino and /corgis.
        
       | edent wrote:
       | Maybe I'm getting old - but how do people remember all these
       | switches and commands? They aren't intentionally discoverable,
       | there's no UI to see them, and there's no explanation of what
       | they do.
        
         | tentacleuno wrote:
         | They aren't intentionally discoverable because they aren't
         | meant to be, they're easter eggs :)
        
       | oceliker wrote:
       | I miss the Facebook chat from the late '00s - early '10s, which
       | also had easter eggs. The only one I remember is :putnam: which
       | showed a face of a person (presumably named Putnam). I wish FAANG
       | companies still did easter eggs.
        
         | kevinventullo wrote:
         | I worked on Facebook maps from 2018-2021.
         | 
         | Zoom in on the lat-lon (0.0,0.0) for a more recent Easter egg
         | :)
        
       | jhoechtl wrote:
       | Like seven, eight? years ago, Hangouts was everywhere. Maybe it
       | was just the communities I dabbled in. Nowadays I actually wonder
       | that it still there. Weren't there some other google IM efforts
       | in between? A tell-tale of how to loose big.
        
         | takeda wrote:
         | Wasn't Google Chat (which also was inter-operating with XMPP)
         | that was replaced by Hangouts?
        
       | jpswade wrote:
       | Hangouts was great, used xmpp in the beginning and was available
       | on most devices so would work across android, iOS, blackberry,
       | Mac, windows and web. They screwed it up and WhatsApp won.
        
         | lotsofpulp wrote:
         | WhatsApp won because it used phone number as login and SMS
         | messages as the authentication, automatically copy and pasted
         | from the SMS without the user even knowing, ensuring a spam
         | free network with zero friction to "log in".
         | 
         | I remember thinking how genius and novel the approach was, and
         | all the people in my family, even the old, non English
         | speaking, non computer literate people immediately knew how to
         | use it. All you had to do was point people to the app, and they
         | needed no more hand holding.
         | 
         | Of course, it was also a great cross platform user experience,
         | and came about at the exact time mobile phones were blowing up,
         | but I think the differentiating factor was the extreme ease of
         | sign in, in combo with that same mechanism cutting spam made it
         | an obvious choice. Just logging into software with username and
         | password was a big UI hurdle back then for the older people in
         | my family, and probably still is.
         | 
         | I specifically remember one use case that WhatsApp fixed and
         | that google/apple/Microsoft had no answer for. Sharing
         | contacts. It was so hard to share contacts with non tech
         | literate people, and I do not know why all the other messengers
         | by the big companies could not do it, but WhatsApp made it dead
         | easy to send and receive properly formatted contact
         | information.
        
           | beebeepka wrote:
           | I specifically avoided it because the whole "no
           | authentication" thing smelled funny to me. Still don't feel
           | using MSISDN is right.
           | 
           | Everyone around me loved it, though, so the joke was, once
           | again, on me. How come almost nothing I like is popular. And
           | vice versa
        
         | RuggedPineapple wrote:
         | I hear this all the time, but I have never in my life met a
         | single whatsapp user. Is this one of those things thats huge
         | outside the US?
        
           | laurent123456 wrote:
           | It's the opposite in the UK. I can't think of anyone I know
           | who doesn't use WhatsApp.
        
           | kettleballroll wrote:
           | It is huge in Central Europe at least. Pretty much everyone
           | is on it, you would be left out of a lot of functions if you
           | didn't have access to it (eg my kids childcare has its
           | parents' chat groups there, my building block has a group
           | there. In online dating, asking for a number to move the
           | discussion to Whatsapp is pretty common... Heck, last time I
           | brought my bike into the repair shop, they asked me if it was
           | okay if they sent me the status report via Whatsapp).
           | 
           | To be fair though, while Whatsapp is the default messenger
           | for pretty much everyone, both signal and telegram also have
           | their users, especially with younger people. Eg the
           | volunteers for helping the Ukrainian refugees in my city
           | organize via telegram, and the above-mentioned bikeshop ended
           | up messaging me via Signal.
        
             | RuggedPineapple wrote:
             | That makes sense why it's passed me by then. I do find it
             | fascinating how different systems still take hold in
             | different places even in the age of the global web tying us
             | all together. Just from following the war in Ukraine and
             | seeing how tightly the Slavic world has grabbed on to
             | Telegram was enlightening too.
        
               | lotsofpulp wrote:
               | It is huge in the US also. The main feature Whatsapp
               | enabled was free international messaging. So it
               | immediately blew up in immigrant US populations and
               | bigger cities where there would be more international
               | connections.
               | 
               | At the time Whatsapp came out, I was in NYC, and I do not
               | recall anyone not using WhatsApp. I remember how amazing
               | it was to effortlessly chat with my UK family since we
               | were no longer subject to super expensive international
               | SMS/MMS charges.
        
               | ILMostro7 wrote:
               | I would consider Viber up there, if not more popular with
               | some immigrant communities. I've never used either, but
               | it was interesting to see the adoption of it essentially
               | driven by mobile users in other countries with family
               | members in US--as opposed to the other way around.
        
           | Macha wrote:
           | Yes. Similarly I hear a lot about iMessage, but in my country
           | (Ireland) no one I know uses it. Whatsapp pretty much
           | supplanted SMS, FB Messenger, Viber (which had a good early
           | start here) and was dominant enough that it basically left
           | iMessage, Signal and Telegram with no way to gain ground
           | here.
        
             | lotsofpulp wrote:
             | iMessages' big advantage is sending and receiving full
             | quality images/video. My WhatsApp groups that all had
             | iPhones switched to iMessage groups as a result.
             | 
             | Best use case is at a wedding or event or on vacation when
             | you want to share pictures/video with others. Simplest
             | mechanism is to send it to them via iMessage.
        
               | Macha wrote:
               | Yeah, iPhone market share is lower here, so there's much
               | fewer groups with all or large majority iPhone owners, so
               | full quality images is less of a selling point than
               | "works reasonably for more than half the group"
        
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