[HN Gopher] AEG combi microwave unusable after update: device th...
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       AEG combi microwave unusable after update: device thinks it is a
       steam oven
        
       Author : HansHarmannij
       Score  : 218 points
       Date   : 2022-03-18 12:51 UTC (10 hours ago)
        
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       | Nextgrid wrote:
       | Why is there no user-facing firmware update/recovery feature, so
       | that at least tech-savvy users can resolve the issue themselves?
       | Or a reset feature that reverts to the factory firmware located
       | on a separate, read-only chip?
       | 
       | Ah yes, it's to prevent people downgrading or running
       | "unauthorized" firmware when they inevitably start adding user-
       | hostile "features".
        
         | buildbot wrote:
         | They honestly probably didn't think of it, or it was the lowest
         | priority in Jira.
        
         | wubbert wrote:
         | A better question is, why do microwave ovens now need internet
         | connections and software updates?
        
           | JasonFruit wrote:
           | They most emphatically do not _need_ them, but they have them
           | nonetheless.
        
           | dangerface wrote:
           | How else do you automate the hot pocket delivery system. What
           | is this 2010? Do you expect me to order hot pockets myself
           | like some sort of pleb?
        
             | kurthr wrote:
             | Also, where is the cannon/trebuchet attachment!
             | 
             | Hot Pockets are aerodynamically designed to be delivered
             | directly to the mouth for most destructive effect. Short
             | (napalm like cheese), medium (gaseous effect), and long
             | term (myocardial infarction) impacts are improved at higher
             | ordinance deliver rates.
        
           | thebeardisred wrote:
           | To this day I wish things like WWV
           | (https://www.nist.gov/pml/time-and-frequency-division/time-
           | di...) worked better. Folks from Ninja Networks attempted to
           | use something like that on their DEFCON 17 badges
           | (https://www.wired.com/2009/08/hacking-the-defcon-17-badges/)
           | but it required folks to be stationary too long to sync time.
           | 
           | Seeing as most major appliances _are_ stationary it would
           | have struck me as a good fit (with the exception of time
           | zones  / DST).
        
             | gumby wrote:
             | > but it required folks to be stationary too long to sync
             | time.
             | 
             | I don't understand this constraint as it was possible to
             | buy wristwatches that could do this back in the early 1990s
             | and probably earlier (that was when I saw one for the first
             | time).
        
               | toast0 wrote:
               | Wristwatches often have at least sometime outdoors where
               | signal propigation is going to be way better.
        
           | jws wrote:
           | A model number search reveals that it can be controlled by
           | Google voice commands and there is an app which presumably
           | does something.
           | 
           | It is a high end (costs 12x what I paid for my last
           | microwave) with browning elements. If that is the device you
           | cook with you are probably wanting more out a microwave than
           | a single big red button that says "+30 seconds" on the front.
           | Programming your defrost, cook, and browning cycle is
           | probably nicer on an app.
        
           | apexalpha wrote:
           | I mean I can think of a few options:
           | 
           | - Pre heat oven remotely
           | 
           | - Check on the food remotely
           | 
           | - Have (and update) settings for specific food?
           | 
           | I mean it's not the worst thing to connect online.
        
             | criddell wrote:
             | Also voice controls, although these days you should be able
             | to do that on the device.
        
             | jandrese wrote:
             | Who preheats a microwave oven?
        
               | rainsil wrote:
               | It's a combination microwave/convection oven.
        
             | zepearl wrote:
             | I would never ever dare to preheat remotely (and having an
             | open Internet connection that has the potential to allow
             | that would be a nightmare for me).
             | 
             | My current owen actually forces me to at least open once
             | the hatch before allowing it to be switched on (I guess
             | that it's to force me to check if anything was previously
             | left inside).
        
               | currency wrote:
               | Being able to turn on cooking appliances remotely
               | couldn't possibly go wrong[0].
               | 
               | /sarcasm
               | 
               | [0]https://www.nfpa.org/Public-Education/Fire-causes-and-
               | risks/...
        
               | wil421 wrote:
               | My wife and I both work from home and a lot of times have
               | meetings up until 5. It would be nice to be able to start
               | the oven so I could get my kids food into a preheated
               | oven right at 5.
        
           | jhbadger wrote:
           | Obviously this is a good example of what can go wrong with
           | it, but there is a real benefit to updating software in an
           | appliance, just as there is in say, a gaming console. It used
           | to be that when a console or appliance was shipped, that was
           | it. If there were bugs, there were bugs. Couldn't be helped.
           | Now bugs can be fixed.
        
           | anonymousiam wrote:
           | I have a new "smart home" with a couple of GE convection
           | ovens that are Internet-connected. In the 2+ years that I've
           | owned them, I've never used the Internet control features.
           | The _ONE_ feature that might make Internet connectivity
           | useful would be setting the clock. Unfortunately, the clocks
           | cannot be set or updated via the Internet. WORTHLESS!
        
             | pixl97 wrote:
             | I have a whirlpool 'smart' oven and it does appear to use
             | internet time, or at least the time from the app.
             | 
             | About the only thing it's useful for is to remind me when
             | its preheated.
        
               | narrator wrote:
               | Your smart oven failing to work when your country is
               | sanctioned could also be a feature.
        
               | ncmncm wrote:
               | Whirlpool refrigerators are designed so that the light
               | inside fails after a year, requiring replacing a >$100
               | power controller board. If you let your thing connect to
               | the internet, it will be able to dispense with actually
               | burning out a part, and can just stop working under
               | program control.
        
               | no-s wrote:
               | >Whirlpool refrigerators are designed so that the light
               | inside fails after a year, requiring replacing a >$100
               | power controller board.
               | 
               | I've run into several microwave controllers with a
               | similar misfeature. All used the same controller board
               | despite being different makes and models. The part that
               | controlled the light was a plug-in board on the
               | controller and a short in the light socket could blow a
               | diode on it. Bad design since burnt out incandescent
               | bulbs often fail with a short. The plug-in replacement
               | cost ~$8, but nobody seems to stock it, only The whole
               | controller board at ~$175.
        
               | belval wrote:
               | That seems excessively evil, so the fridge breaks if you
               | don't connect it to the Internet?
        
             | zepearl wrote:
             | About clocks:
             | 
             | I hate to have to change the time of the oven twice a year.
             | It annoys me :P
             | 
             | I have a nice, cheap, small alarm clock by my bed which
             | gets the current time over air (some sort of radio signal,
             | probably https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_clock ) =>
             | works great, in the past it maybe needed up to 30 minutes
             | or so to do an initial update of its time after a change of
             | batteries, but then it always worked perfectly.
             | 
             | Why aren't more appliances using that? Shouldn't even an
             | oven, maybe having a small antenna embedded in its front,
             | be able to get that signal?
        
             | sizzle wrote:
             | This is what is wrong with IoT, the one obvious feature
             | that would end the annoying song and dance of updating
             | daylight savings time on appliance displays, isn't even a
             | offered. Do these old school appliance companies do a shred
             | of user research?
        
           | rasz wrote:
           | Gives them opportunity to force some kind of MRR on you.
           | Newspaper subscription for fridge mounted screen, recipes
           | subscription for ovens, sky is the limit.
        
           | noveltyaccount wrote:
           | I have a few Bosch appliances internet-connected. Getting a
           | push notification when the fridge/freezer door is open is
           | nice if you're not near enough to hear the unit beeping. And
           | when a timer elapses on the cooktop I get a push - again,
           | nice if I'm not within earshot.
        
           | Nextgrid wrote:
           | I don't disagree, but at least if you're going to be putting
           | software on there, do it properly and leave an escape hatch.
        
         | ChrisRR wrote:
         | Or more likely because that costs money to implement
         | 
         | "never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained
         | by stupidity"
        
           | someotherperson wrote:
           | That's on a personal level. As far as companies go, it should
           | be "never attribute to stupidity which is adequately
           | explained by malice."
           | 
           | This also goes for assuming good faith -- when companies
           | reach a certain size, the mantra instead becomes "always
           | assume bad faith."
        
           | jjulius wrote:
           | >Or more likely because that costs money to implement
           | 
           | Kinda like how paying devs to push firmware updates to a damn
           | _microwave_ costs a lot more money than making a microwave
           | that just works and doesn 't need OTA updates?
        
             | pixl97 wrote:
             | Yes, but you cant sell the 'regular' microwave for more
             | because its special. And there is no way to sell marketing
             | data with a regular microwave.
        
         | yk wrote:
         | I agree, the actual question is, why don't run they point of
         | cooking ads already?
        
           | beeboop wrote:
           | I'm personally waiting for DRM protected hot pockets, to know
           | I'm getting genuine Hot Pockets (TM) in every bite.
        
         | jaywalk wrote:
         | It's probably more about cost savings than anything else. Why
         | add a USB port and the associated functionality required to do
         | manual updates when it's got a fantastic remote update
         | capability?
        
           | Nextgrid wrote:
           | It doesn't need extra hardware. Most routers have some
           | rudimentary TFTP boot mode that can be accessed by powering
           | it up while holding a certain button. The device already has
           | Wi-Fi, so the same mechanism can be used - if powered up in
           | recovery mode, it'll scan for a specific SSID and then TFTP
           | boot from a specific IP on there.
        
             | gpvos wrote:
             | The percentage of microwave users that could perform such a
             | trick rounds down to zero.
        
               | Nextgrid wrote:
               | So is the percentage of router users... and yet those
               | debug modes are there because they cost nothing and can
               | be useful in "oh shit" moments like these.
        
               | macintux wrote:
               | A router being down is potentially catastrophic for a
               | household/business. Certainly more important (under most
               | circumstances) than a microwave oven.
        
               | rootusrootus wrote:
               | Eh, I think you're being uncharitable. My 80 year old
               | mother could definitely figure out how to hold down a
               | button while turning the thing off and on. We've been
               | living with some version of that reality for decades.
        
               | gpvos wrote:
               | Also to set up a wifi network with a particular SSID and
               | a device on that that runs a TFTP server?
        
               | Zancarius wrote:
               | If it has a companion app for a phone (which this appears
               | to be), you could easily have the phone do this for you.
               | Not unlike setting up a wifi hotspot.
               | 
               | Just have support walk them through a menu on their phone
               | for an "advanced" feature they just tap on, then hold the
               | button on the microwave. Voila!
               | 
               | (Granted, I did tech support long enough to know this
               | isn't easy; if someone can follow instructions, however,
               | it should be doable.)
        
               | rootusrootus wrote:
               | My mom is pretty adept with her iPad. If she was
               | instructed to download an app, load it, and then stand in
               | the kitchen after doing the button-push on the microwave,
               | it would be completely within her ability. She knows what
               | a wifi network is, she knows the password for hers. She
               | is definitely slowing down a bit with age, but she rarely
               | requires me to come over and help her with such things,
               | at most she just asks for more confirmation these days
               | before she says yes to a prompt.
               | 
               | That last part could also be because I harp on it every
               | time the topic comes up, that under no circumstances
               | should she be answering yes or ok to any random prompts
               | that she isn't very familiar with already, and please
               | call me if she's at all questioning the legitimacy of
               | what she sees.
        
               | ajford wrote:
               | I wonder if that percentage of tech-savvy "elderly" is
               | going up over time. I know I remember hearing that about
               | anything computer related 20 years ago, but many of the
               | people in the upper age ranges now lived with computers
               | for a majority of their life.
               | 
               | My grandma is not tech savvy, but can follow directions
               | pretty well. My spouse's grandma is tech savvy to a
               | certain level and manages her own computer and photo
               | library. I know either of them would likely be able to
               | hold down a button and follow some set of directions to
               | join a wifi and upload a file.
        
               | mauvehaus wrote:
               | 25 years ago, we were all bitching about having to
               | program our parents' VCR for them. In 25 more years we'll
               | be asking a teenager how to get TikTok beamed directly
               | into our brains like they're doing.
        
               | gamacodre wrote:
               | I am 100% sure I will never be asking for that.
               | 
               | Now, figuring out how to get a containerization platform
               | running in there might be a different matter...
        
               | pixl97 wrote:
               | Until the container gets rooted and people start asking
               | why you call yourself Tyler half the time.
        
               | bluGill wrote:
               | I knew a few elderly who managed to program their VCR. I
               | also knew a lot of young people who couldn't.
        
               | no-s wrote:
               | >I knew a few elderly who managed to program their VCR
               | 
               | I tease my wife about not figuring out email until 2005.
               | Of course I date back to the era whence we had to run
               | down to the data center and take turns on the operator
               | console to send each other text messages.
        
               | sebazzz wrote:
               | True, but is still easier than to replace the PCB or the
               | entire unit. A technician might need 15 minutes to do the
               | procedure.
        
           | jjulius wrote:
           | To be fair, if we're talking about cost savings, it would be
           | a lot cheaper if they didn't bother with paying devs to push
           | firmware updates to a fucking microwave that should _just
           | work_ on it 's own.
        
           | aeyes wrote:
           | As a consumer I want a button which I can press for 10
           | seconds to reset the device to how it came out of the box.
           | That should include any firmware updates because remote
           | bricking happens all the time.
        
       | marcodiego wrote:
       | Software on appliances have on reason to exist: lock users from
       | acessing advanced features without paying an extra price for it.
       | Although even Stallman once said he doesn't care about what his
       | oven is running[0], I think we all should.
       | 
       | [0]: https://lwn.net/2000/0601/
        
       | froh42 wrote:
       | When connecting to it, does it return http status 418?
        
         | maury91 wrote:
         | I was about to say a similar joke: "Good thing the microwave
         | doesn't think it's a teapot"
        
         | ale42 wrote:
         | It should :-D
        
           | throwra620 wrote:
        
         | macintux wrote:
         | Bless you, I knew this was ringing bells but couldn't quite
         | place it.
        
       | api wrote:
       | Any kind of Internet connectivity on an appliance is a strong
       | anti-feature for me. I can't think of a single reason I would
       | want it, and it seems like it would either be a privacy invasion
       | or a source of headaches.
       | 
       | Unfortunately I think for the average customer this is a "blue
       | crystals" feature, something they don't really need and probably
       | don't use much but that makes the device feel new and cool. Mass
       | market product development is governed by what the bulk of the
       | market does, so we will probably see more "put a chip in it"
       | trash.
       | 
       | The solution is unfortunately to go up market and pay more for
       | luxury or commercial grade stuff. On the plus side it tends to
       | last a lot longer, so if you factor in life span it may cost
       | about the same.
        
         | alkonaut wrote:
         | It should at least be considered a drawback, so that the
         | benefits it offers must outweigh it. For a microwave, the
         | drawbacks is (obviously) greater than whatever benefit it can
         | offer.
         | 
         | For a heat pump or something that can actually make good use of
         | the internet (remote control, looking at electricity prices,
         | planning with weather information) the cost/benefit analysis is
         | different.
         | 
         | I'd hate to have an internet connected microwave but I'd love
         | to have an internet connected heat pump (Or ideally a heat pump
         | with a local REST api so I can just tell it myself)
        
         | qwertox wrote:
         | The analog thermostat of my fridge broke, a replacement
         | thermostat didn't work reliably.
         | 
         | So around two or three years ago I replaced it with an ESP2866,
         | a relay and an ds18b20.
         | 
         | It worked great, except that the logic was outside the fridge
         | on a home server, it was a a Python script which also logged
         | the data into InfluxDB. The issue then was that sometimes when
         | the server was down, the fridge stayed on or off.
         | 
         | Last week I started to reorganize my WiFi, which devices access
         | which APs, and since then it had constant disconnects, so I
         | decided to finally fix this issue.
         | 
         | Now it's an ESP32 with the logic in code which now only posts
         | to the server for InfluxDB-logging and is upgradeable via OTA
         | and parameters can be set via
         | http://fridge.home/esp?data={"set-
         | fridge":{"max":7,"min":5.5...}
         | 
         | It's been fun doing this and extended the lifetime of the
         | fridge for a couple of years.
         | 
         | But I also would never buy an internet connected fridge or any
         | type of appliance, unless it could be flashed with some OSS to
         | make it cloud-free.
        
       | ck2 wrote:
       | I want to point out most cars made after 2004 or so have no
       | physical connection between not just accelerator and engine but
       | more importantly wheels and steering wheel.
       | 
       | So their usability is as good as the software written to control
       | them and the motor/sensor windings, etc.
       | 
       | Not unlike the software controlling that microwave.
        
         | hunter2_ wrote:
         | Accelerator pedal is entirely by wire, but steering by wire is
         | merely supplemental to the physical linkage (same as braking).
        
         | garaetjjte wrote:
         | >but more importantly wheels and steering wheel.
         | 
         | No. There haven't been any production cars with steer-by-wire.
         | (except Infiniti Q50, but it still kept mechanical steering
         | column as fallback)
        
         | kayodelycaon wrote:
         | Electric steering is power steering using electric motors
         | instead of hydraulics. There is still a physical linkage and
         | you can still steer the car with the power off.
         | 
         | On my 2014 Prius, the brakes use an electric pump to power the
         | hydraulics. In normal operation, the computer handles the
         | brakes, but there is a physical backup.
         | 
         | The throttle is completely by wire, because there is no more
         | reliable way to run two electric motors and a gas engine
         | together with an analog system.
        
         | 93po wrote:
         | To pointlessly add on to existing replies - the brake pedal is
         | always mechanical (if somewhat less effective with the engine
         | off or not working). And it'd be difficult to find a car whose
         | brakes weren't able to stop full throttle.
        
         | tristor wrote:
         | This is absolutely not true. Most cars have switched to
         | electronic power steering (EPS) which uses a manual steering
         | rack and linkage, but driven by an electric motor controlled by
         | haptics to create more power when turning. Steering wheels are
         | /always/ directly connected to the steering rack, in every
         | single vehicle intended to be operated by a human.
         | 
         | Drive by wire systems replaced a mechanical throttle linkage
         | with an electronic control, and the reason for this is because
         | it's massively better in every aspect, using EFI vs a throttle
         | body. There are some hybrid designs called TBI (Throttle Body
         | Injected), which are meh. EFI controls fuel and air mixtures
         | dynamically using servos and relays driven by the ECU in
         | response to signals from the drive by wire system.
        
       | denton-scratch wrote:
       | Electrolux are a horrible company. They seem to have borged a
       | whole load of other brands, which all have now descended to
       | Electrolux's abysmal standards.
       | 
       | - They don't support their own products; the warranty is served
       | by a third-party
       | 
       | - Their products are built to a price-point, and fail just after
       | the warranty is up
       | 
       | - Spare parts are expensive
       | 
       | - They apparently have neither an email address or phone number
       | 
       | The water heater in my AEG dishwasher failed three times in six
       | months. Each time I had to wait a month for the repair man to
       | arrive, declare that my water-heater had failed, and come back
       | two weeks later to fit the part.
       | 
       | I don't understand why market forces haven't bankrupted them.
        
         | wpietri wrote:
         | > I don't understand why market forces haven't bankrupted them.
         | 
         | I think the short answer is that companies spend many hundreds
         | of billions each year manipulating the market. Instead of going
         | to all the hard work of building a trusted brand, you can just
         | buy one people have a vague familiarity with, spend a bunch on
         | marketing, and ship cheap garbage until the brand value has
         | been reduced to zero.
        
           | denton-scratch wrote:
           | Yes, I get that.
           | 
           | But why are they making machines out of parts they know are
           | defective? Why are they not incentivised to fix the design?
           | For example, a washing-machine electronic control panel with
           | a defective circuit design, which meant that a certain diode
           | was overloaded, and would reliably burn out a short while out
           | of warranty.
           | 
           | Electronic control panels for white goods are incredibly
           | expensive. Come to that, if you started from scratch to build
           | (e.g.) a washing machine from manufacturer's parts, you'd
           | have to sell your house. If the parts really cost that much,
           | it's a wonder they can sell their own version so cheaply.
        
         | joezydeco wrote:
         | I was really keen to get an Anova Precision Oven (countertop
         | combi steam oven), but then found out that Anova is owned by
         | Electrolux now. That kind of killed the deal for me.
        
         | criddell wrote:
         | My family had an Electrolux vacuum cleaner through the 1970's
         | and 80's and that thing was a tank.
        
         | FredPret wrote:
         | Nothing sucks like Electrolux - this used to be their motto.
         | For real.
         | 
         | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yZrQqnRhmZ0
        
         | rootusrootus wrote:
         | That isn't limited to Electrolux in my experience, it may be
         | fairly common. Samsung, for example, has exactly the same arms-
         | length third party warranty support pattern. Wait a while, get
         | a tech to come see what part needs to be replaced, wait some
         | more, tech comes back to actually do the work. Meanwhile your
         | appliance is out of service. Pretty soon it starts to look
         | preferable to just discard the appliance and buy a new one even
         | if that means spending a thousand bucks. Perhaps this is all by
         | design.
         | 
         | Oh, and in case it needed to be said -- I strongly, strongly
         | recommend avoiding Samsung for appliances. They are awful. The
         | part of Samsung that does monitors and smartphones seems pretty
         | great, but their appliance division makes abysmal stuff.
        
         | hnhg wrote:
         | They supply white label items to Ikea too, at least in parts of
         | Europe.
        
           | saiya-jin wrote:
           | Yeah and they are very much subpar, same as Whirlpool cca 12
           | years ago also sold through Ikea. Bought some kitchen
           | appliances when buying Ikea kitchens (twice), all had some
           | minor or not so minor issues.
           | 
           | Whirlpool fridge had door isolation strip uneven resulting in
           | some heat coming in, from Day 1. Induction stove had few flat
           | touch buttons responding only to strong pressure, kind of
           | randomly, also Day 1. Electrolux - dish washer is well below
           | average in quality of cleaning, our 15 years old Bosch does
           | much better job. Also Electrolux - stove hood, something
           | broke inside after maybe a year, so it performs at maybe 20%
           | of the basic speed. Faster modes don't work at all and it
           | shutdowns itself after maybe 5 mins. This one is especially
           | annoying since its built into the wall.
           | 
           | Fuck these trashy brands, I'll never ever buy anything else
           | from them. Its Siemens, Bosch and Miele, but mainly Bosch
           | which doesn't command Miele's high price and
           | reliability/features are OK for us. I am not rich nor patient
           | enough to waste so much time, money and energy on anything
           | else.
        
             | moepstar wrote:
             | > Its Siemens, Bosch and Miele, but mainly Bosch which
             | doesn't command Miele's high price and reliability/features
             | are OK for us.
             | 
             | From my experience, you can't go wrong with either of those
             | - and, just in case you didn't know already, Siemens and
             | Bosch are basically one - even operating under "BSH",
             | Bosch/Siemens Home Appliances:
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BSH_Hausger%C3%A4te
             | 
             | That also means that each company basically has their own
             | version of each product - i.e. the same fridge with
             | slightly different features (different tray
             | combinations/heights/...) are available from both (varying
             | model # of course) - and one may be even a little cheaper
             | than the other...
        
               | denton-scratch wrote:
               | With Bosch, I was told by the installer that the only
               | reason for paying for top-of-the-range models was for
               | additional features. The underlying machinery is the same
               | in all models.
               | 
               | To my reasoning, more features means more things to fail,
               | means less reliable. And I've always disliked feeping
               | creaturitis - I always use the same settings on
               | appliances. And I get to pay less if there are less
               | features; so I win both ways. What's not to like?
        
         | gpvos wrote:
         | I only recently became aware that their home appliances branch
         | had been acquired by Electrolux somewhere in the 1990s. Brand
         | awareness can be slow. AEG used to be a high quality brand for
         | things like washing machines.
        
           | denton-scratch wrote:
           | I know; that's why I bought an AEG dishwasher. I replaced it
           | with a Bosch, which still seems to be a decent brand. I've
           | since downsized my home, and the dishwasher is now me.
           | Love has ruined my body,       Washing has ruined my hands.
           | 
           | ~ Country Joe
        
             | ahartmetz wrote:
             | Bosch is not a public company, probably helps against
             | short-term thinking.
        
             | rootusrootus wrote:
             | As a fellow Bosch dishwasher owner, I have to say they do
             | seem to make a pretty decent appliance still. Not all of
             | their appliances get the same acclaim, but for dishwashers
             | the only real competition seems to be Miele (and they don't
             | necessarily outperform in any short-term way, but have a
             | reputation for just lasting 20 years instead of the usual
             | 10).
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | GTP wrote:
       | When you oven has an existential crisis and needs a psychologist
       | to start working again
        
         | FredPret wrote:
         | TIL I'm a computer psychologist
        
       | DiabloD3 wrote:
       | I refuse to own an oven that is internet connected.
       | 
       | If my oven has enough of a computer to have a firmware that can
       | be updated remotely, it is too dangerous to own.
        
         | ravedave5 wrote:
         | I found an oven that had all the features I wanted... and
         | internet. After verifying it did not require internet I bought
         | it and it will never be connected. Who connects something that
         | could burn your house down to the internet?!
        
         | tpmx wrote:
         | Imagine an attack on the electric grid that works by starting a
         | large number of high-power appliances (ovens, EVs, ACs/heat
         | pumps, etc) at max power at the exact same time.
        
           | adwww wrote:
           | This is actually a big potential for a smart grid - turning
           | on or off demand from things like fridges and ovens in
           | response to the grid frequency changing.
           | 
           | If the grid is very slightly over 50hz it means demand
           | exceeds supply and vice versa.
           | 
           | By automatically switching off the pump on thousands of
           | fridges for a few seconds, networks would require less
           | generation capacity on standby - saving $$$ and CO2.
           | 
           | Of course, like you say, this would leave potential for this
           | to be used in reverse to destabilise an entire grid.
        
             | jaywalk wrote:
             | > If the grid is very slightly over 50hz it means demand
             | exceeds supply and vice versa.
             | 
             | Not to be too pedantic, but it's actually the opposite.
             | Frequency drops as demand goes up, which requires more
             | supply to compensate. This is because the generators
             | physically spin more slowly as they are put under more
             | load.
        
               | adwww wrote:
               | thanks, I knew I should have googled to check...
               | 
               | Also occurs to me that it's 60hz in North America, but
               | point roughly remains!
        
         | switchbak wrote:
         | Just wait until these long range, low power mesh networks are
         | the norm. Then they'll be networked and auto updating (and
         | spying!) without your knowledge or consent!
        
         | paulgerhardt wrote:
         | I have a dozen or more devices that can burn down my house (or
         | kill me in other interesting ways) connected to the internet
         | because I am confident in the precautions taken by the
         | engineers who designed them and mitigating the "hacker" threat
         | model is mostly already addressed by precautions already taken
         | to mitigate failing ("rogue") controller boards present in
         | their non-internet connected counterparts through 30+ years of
         | iteration.
         | 
         | Specifically my laser printer has a thermal bypass switch, my
         | smartphone(s) have charge controllers integrated into the
         | batteries, my water heater has a pressure release valve, my
         | oven is literally designed to withstand max heat for an
         | indefinite period of time, my garage door is a death trap in
         | four different ways (but has redundant safeguards for all of
         | those), my kettle has has a thermocouple that trips when it
         | boils dry etc. etc.
         | 
         | From a micro-morts perspective, adding "electricity" to an
         | object makes it significantly more dangerous than adding
         | "internet". Ie going from a hand grinder to an electric
         | grinder. But the utility is worth the trade off.
        
           | gpderetta wrote:
           | The issue is that hardware interlocks might at some point be
           | replaced with software interlocks, if they haven't already.
           | See the Therac-25 incident for a concrete example.
        
             | paulgerhardt wrote:
             | Once a hardware interlock safeguard requirement is put in
             | place by a regulatory body it's rarely removed. See British
             | fused sockets for instance.
             | 
             | My threat model allows me to be completely cavalier with a
             | dishwasher. I would be considerably more serious with
             | safety concerns were I to put a chemo machine in my garage.
             | My suspicion is that people who haven't shipped home
             | appliances connected to mains are not aware of how much of
             | the engineering effort goes into making these machines safe
             | relatively to how little it does for adjacent categories
             | and are mis-indexing risk over bigger issues like vendor
             | lock in as with the Sonos upgrade fiasco a few years back.
        
           | jacquesm wrote:
           | Compared to 'the internet' electricity is pretty predictable.
        
             | paulgerhardt wrote:
             | My experience is with making a few consumer electronics
             | products and running through the UL/CE gauntlet. In those
             | cases, the 'materiel' required to make sure you don't shock
             | your users to death is a bigger lift than what happens if
             | one of nine I/O lines are held high or low or fuzzed in
             | interesting ways when there are secondary layers of fusing
             | built in.
             | 
             | From what I recall your background was in industrial
             | machines and I concede the point that if sent an
             | inappropriate signal, disaster would ensue. I don't connect
             | my CNC machines to my network but I meant to scope this
             | discussion to home goods which are meant to have a lot of
             | protections built in - specifically against the "user" -
             | which compared to "internet" or "electricity" will always
             | trump unpredictableness :-)
        
               | jacquesm wrote:
               | That's a fair point, users tend to find interesting and
               | novel ways to apply for Darwin awards with disconcerting
               | ease. They also excel in coming up with reasons why all
               | those fancy lock-outs don't apply to them. Tape, pens,
               | kitchenware, anything will do to get that gear to run
               | with the door open...
        
         | amelius wrote:
         | I refuse to live in a country where mass consumer products can
         | enter the market before being okayed by consumer organizations.
        
         | stjohnswarts wrote:
         | Yeah if it doesn't have a hard off internet/bluetooth switch I
         | don't want it. I don't want some hacker-ish kid next door
         | pwning it in 5 years when the manufacturer no longer updates, I
         | don't want to have to load security updates on my toaster. I
         | just want to push the thingy and then the thing happens. All my
         | kitchen appliances are 15 years old, 5 years old when I bought
         | the house.
        
         | falcolas wrote:
         | This time it bricked. Next time it could just as easily turn on
         | high and not shut off until the power is removed.
         | 
         | EDIT for disbelievers: The software update meant for an oven
         | successfully installed on a microwave, and bricked the
         | microwave because it was writing instructions to the wrong
         | addresses. Why believe the software would never accidentally
         | write to the 'heating element relay' bit in an oven?
        
         | throw7 wrote:
         | Also devices that require a smartphone to operate e.g. the
         | joule.
        
           | RobertMiller wrote:
           | Imagine trying to sell this premise to somebody 50 years ago.
           | 
           | > _It 's a toaster, just like the one you already have on
           | your counter, except it won't work unless you give the
           | manufacturer a copy of your rolodex._
           | 
           | People then would laugh in your face, but today most people
           | don't even seem to blink. The absurd has been normalized.
        
             | [deleted]
        
         | jaywalk wrote:
         | My oven is Internet connected. It can't be turned on remotely
         | unless I press a button on the oven itself, and even then it'll
         | only allow it once.
         | 
         | The WiFi functionality is also such total garbage that it'll
         | only stay connected for a few days, and requires physically
         | unplugging and re-plugging the power to the oven to get it to
         | reconnect.
        
           | RobertMiller wrote:
           | > _It can 't be turned on remotely unless I press a button on
           | the oven itself, and even then it'll only allow it once._
           | 
           | That it's possible at all suggests that the oven is only one
           | bad firmware update away from turning itself on when you
           | don't intend it.
           | 
           | Conceivably such a limitation could be built into the
           | hardware; e.g. with a button that works like a circuit
           | breaker. Set to break after the oven starts once and
           | requiring the user to manually reset it. But the odds of it
           | actually being implemented in this way, rather than pure
           | software, is virtually nil.
        
             | jaywalk wrote:
             | I agree with you. But it's just the oven, so the risk is
             | just wasting some gas and heating my house up a little
             | until I notice. The cooktop burners can't be operated
             | remotely, so there's no risk of unintended open flames.
             | 
             | Also, because of the crappy WiFi it's almost never
             | connected anyway.
        
               | djbusby wrote:
               | Jajaja! My WiFi oven can't burn my house down cause it's
               | WiFi code is worse than it's heating-element code.
        
               | InitialLastName wrote:
               | Your modern oven probably has an electronically
               | controlled ignition instead of a pilot light. What would
               | stop the oven from opening the gas valves without
               | igniting, potentially creating a high-risk situation if
               | there are any issues with the seal?
        
           | paranoidrobot wrote:
           | > It can't be turned on remotely unless I press a button on
           | the oven itself, and even then it'll only allow it once.
           | 
           | I'm not sure I'd be willing to believe a manufacturer on
           | this. This feature is probably implemented in software,
           | rather than hardware - simply because it's cheaper.
           | 
           | The idea of any of these home appliances being internet
           | connected really blows my mind.
        
           | ncr100 wrote:
           | How did software engineering get to the point where this kind
           | of low quality update is shipped "too often" for serious
           | circumstances like a physical oven? Like it's hardly notable
           | news anymore for something like this to happen. It's
           | frequent.
           | 
           | I worry that agile is largely responsible, and has mutated
           | into a pipeline for garbage, though I don't have any evidence
           | to confirm that suspicion.
        
             | switchbak wrote:
             | Agile was in use for many years before this craziness
             | started, I think you need another explanation.
        
             | throw10920 wrote:
             | I don't think that the problem is unique to software
             | engineering - manufacturers have been skimping on
             | engineering quality for _centuries_. I believe that the
             | problem is worse with software because (a) it 's harder to
             | judge quality for software than for physical goods and (b)
             | most consumers seem to have been brainwashed into having
             | much lower standards for software than for hardware.
        
             | wpietri wrote:
             | I don't think "Agile" is responsible, but it is a
             | supporting character here for sure. Let me give a little
             | history from my perspective.
             | 
             | I got involved in that movement before the word "Agile"
             | existed; I was really interested in the ideas coming from
             | the Extreme Programming folks and had tried them out on a
             | small project in 2000. All of the people I met early on
             | really wanted to do software well; the question was how to
             | do it well and responsively. Unit and acceptance tests were
             | just part of the process [1], and Kent Beck also wrote Test
             | Driven Development By Example [2] around then. So in my
             | view there was strong early interest in quality.
             | 
             | But this was all happening during the rise of the internet,
             | which changed people's expectations for software delivery.
             | Previously, releasing every 18 months was seen as
             | reasonable. Suddenly the web was changing people's
             | expectations. (Although not as fast as you'd think; a
             | consultant pal told me in 2004 that Weight Watchers still
             | had an annual release cycle for their website.) Executives
             | and managers were under pressure to deliver faster.
             | 
             | As I wrote about elsewhere [3], that created a need for
             | Agile that was filled not by the humanistic culture and
             | quality-oriented practices of my end of the Agile world,
             | but by consultants and certification programs watering down
             | the material until executives could slap some new labels on
             | their same old bullshit and call it Agile.
             | 
             | It turns out that bullshit long predates Agile. If you go
             | back to Royce's original 1970 paper on Waterfall [4], one
             | of his big points is that it doesn't work. Why, then, did
             | it become the predominant way to organize software
             | projects? Because it feels good to managers. For most of
             | the project, it gives them a feeling of control and
             | competence. That feeling is false, as it just delays all of
             | the real-world feedback until near the nominal end. But
             | they can perform confidence and competence to their boss,
             | which is vital in managerialist [5] organizations.
             | 
             | So I totally agree with you that Agile on average has
             | mutated into a garbage pipeline. And that happened through
             | a whole industry that produced manager-friendly process
             | theater that threw out a quality focus and most of the
             | Agile values, while using the Agile labels. But I think the
             | real responsibility lies in our management culture and
             | values, which both precedes Agile and whose harm extends
             | well beyond it.
             | 
             | [1] http://www.extremeprogramming.org/map/loops.html
             | 
             | [2] https://www.oreilly.com/library/view/test-driven-
             | development...
             | 
             | [3] https://web.archive.org/web/20170923232057/http://agile
             | focus...
             | 
             | [4] https://pragtob.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/why-waterfall-
             | was-a...
             | 
             | [5] See, e.g., https://www.bloomsbury.com/us/confronting-
             | managerialism-9781...
        
         | fatnoah wrote:
         | I'm starting a kitchen upgrade, and the number of "connected"
         | kitchen appliances is astonishing. I don't need my faucet to
         | have Alexa, I don't want to read news on my refrigerator, and I
         | don't want an app for my oven. I'm not aware of any companies
         | keeping servers running for a product that matches the life
         | expectancy of a kitchen appliance, nor do I want an AWS outage
         | to keep me from making nachos.
        
           | ggreg84 wrote:
           | Buy professional appliances, for restaurants.
           | 
           | For some reason, they are often better along many axes:
           | cheaper, easier to clean, more customizable, more powerful,
           | more flexible, etc.
           | 
           | I really like the professional induction stoves, with actual
           | physical dials, no touch crap.
           | 
           | And the best part, there is a huge used market for
           | professional appliances in really good shape, for even lower
           | price.
        
             | wkrsz wrote:
             | Aren't they too big for a regular home kitchen?
        
             | dunham wrote:
             | I think they're designed to be more durable too. A consumer
             | microwave / food processor isn't intended to run 8 hours a
             | day.
             | 
             | Any particular brands on the induction stoves? I may want
             | to move on from gas someday.
        
             | giraffe_lady wrote:
             | Commercial induction is pretty solid in a home. Microwaves
             | too if you have a spare 220v hanging around in your
             | kitchen. Mostly just because of the better controls as you
             | mentioned though. A non-commercial appliance with a free
             | spinning knob would be about as good.
             | 
             | Other than that though, and I have a lot of professional
             | cooking experience, I wouldn't. They're generally
             | uninsulated, made of just sheets of stainless steel.
             | Touching them can burn you, they can have sharp edges and
             | corners that can badly cut.
             | 
             | Their safety assumes frequent and thorough cleaning
             | regimes. Where a residential system will have safer failure
             | modes if not maintained correctly, a commercial one may
             | just become a grease fire instead.
             | 
             | Also the dimensions and their dynamics just are often not
             | good for the kinds of cooking you do at home. It takes an
             | hour to heat a full-size uninsulated commercial stove's
             | oven to baking temp. Commercial gear is generally built
             | around that assumption: that you will turn it on once,
             | every single day, and run it for 12-18 hours straight. That
             | completely changes the design, efficiency, and maintenance
             | constraints in ways that may not work at home.
             | 
             | I used to want a big two-basic stainless commercial sink
             | with sprayer. I stayed in an airbnb with that once, and it
             | turns out it takes several gallons of water to fill that
             | even a few inches, a minimal amount to wash dishes. A
             | restaurant's water line can do that in seconds, it can take
             | minutes on a home one, depending.
             | 
             | There are definitely specific, individual pieces where the
             | commercial versions are easily adapted to home use and
             | superior. There are many more cases where they aren't. A
             | blanket "buy commercial" is not good advice imo.
        
               | mypalmike wrote:
               | Thank you. I learned quite a bit from this.
        
             | numpad0 wrote:
             | Until the day it starts asking your support contract
             | number...
        
             | civilized wrote:
             | Can you recommend any particular sellers?
             | 
             | My oven stops working with some nonsensical error message
             | when I try to use it above 350F, so I'm in the market for a
             | new one.
        
               | rootusrootus wrote:
               | Not OP, and not making any recommendations, but even
               | something mainstream like webstaurantstore.com carries a
               | fair amount of commercial cooking equipment. Enough to
               | give you some ideas, at least.
        
               | bluGill wrote:
               | Odds are there are a few restaurant supply stores around
               | you. Most independent of any chain. They tend to be open
               | the the public only 'working hours'. Find one that wants
               | to serve you
        
             | jgoldshlag wrote:
             | This. When my Cuisinart food processor bowl broke for the
             | 2nd time, I went and got a RobotCoupe professional model.
             | The cheese grater attachment I got for it says that you
             | shouldn't run it for longer than 4 hours! at a time. Once
             | you start going commercial, you will not look back. Pay
             | more (if you buy new), work forever and if they do break,
             | there are people/places you can get them serviced.
        
           | no-s wrote:
           | >nor do I want an AWS outage to keep me from making nachos.
           | 
           | This is a keeper.
        
           | nerdponx wrote:
           | It's a weird and sad future in which we get voice-activated
           | faucets before we get foot-pedal-operated faucets.
        
           | kop316 wrote:
           | At first I thought you were exaggerating with the faucet with
           | Alexa:
           | 
           | https://www.homedepot.com/b/Smart-Home-Smart-Kitchen-
           | Smart-F...
        
             | vlunkr wrote:
             | That's incredibly stupid. The onion article writes itself.
        
             | 1234letshaveatw wrote:
             | I have found that Alexa does things randomly once a week or
             | so, e.g. start playing music or responds to a question I
             | didn't ask.
             | 
             | I would be concerned that Alexa would turn on the faucet
             | silently without me knowing, potentially causing a flood.
        
             | rootusrootus wrote:
             | I wouldn't buy one. Especially at that price point. But I
             | admit that a faucet which could reliably do things like
             | "dispense 6 ounces of water" is kind of a neat idea. But I
             | wouldn't want it tied to Amazon or anything like that. It'd
             | need to be self-contained, with it's own computer, speaker,
             | mic, voice analysis, no internet connection required, and a
             | reliable failure mode that never interferes with the handle
             | working. In other words, something which will never exist.
        
               | pfarrell wrote:
               | Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
        
               | pixl97 wrote:
               | >He had found a Nutri-Alexa machine which had provided
               | him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was
               | almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
        
           | wubbert wrote:
           | >I'm not aware of any companies keeping servers running for a
           | product that matches the life expectancy of a kitchen
           | appliance
           | 
           | I think this is the key right here. They want to reduce the
           | life expectancy of kitchen appliances to force people to buy
           | new ones sooner.
        
           | ajford wrote:
           | Agreed. The only one I want "connected" is my washer/dryer,
           | and for that I only want the damn thing to be able to remind
           | me it's done!
           | 
           | Things like that is where I wish local-only home automation
           | had become more prevalent. Imagine if your washer or
           | dishwasher could send a "completion reminder" to your home
           | assistant to push to you. No need for a dozen different apps
           | and C&C servers, just a local MQTT or SNMP like message to
           | the on-prem hub or listener.
        
           | causality0 wrote:
           | It's the same horseshit with smart thermostats. I expect a
           | thermostat to last ten years minimum, if not twenty or
           | thirty. How many times do these companies have to fuck their
           | customers before people stop buying them? The very _instant_
           | you become more profitable to abandon than to support
           | everything you bought will stop working. If it can happen to
           | Revolv customers it can happen to you.
           | 
           | I recently bought a thirty year old home complete with its
           | contents whose owner was an old man. The newest thing in it
           | was an air conditioner from 2007. Know what? Every single
           | thing is in perfect working order. AC, fridge, stereo,
           | dishwasher, washing machine, dryer, thermostat. The list goes
           | on and on. Everything from electric can openers to garage
           | door openers works like it was brand new. If Google can't
           | match that standard it can get stuffed.
        
             | pixl97 wrote:
             | Dont worry, by 2035 or manufacturers will buy laws
             | requiring all appliances to last only 5 years at most. It
             | will be like the right to read, but for physical artifacts.
        
             | salawat wrote:
             | Thermostat companies are too busy selling remote
             | administration connections to power companies to allow them
             | to control your thermostat to care about what you, the end
             | user, wants.
             | 
             | Many Texans discovered this the hard way.
        
           | null_object wrote:
        
           | throw10920 wrote:
           | Now that you're actually in the process of upgrading, I
           | suggest you take advantage of the fact that you're an
           | actually-paying customer to slightly influence the
           | retailer(s) you buy from.
           | 
           | "Can you show me only the non-smart appliances, please? Oh,
           | you don't have any? Are you sure, can you ask the manager?
           | Alright, I'm not interested in anything, have a nice day."
           | 
           | Sure, it doesn't mean very much on your own, but neither does
           | voting - the value is in _collective action_. If everyone who
           | specifically doesn 't want a smart appliance, smart car, or
           | smart TV makes a big deal about it, then manufacturers and
           | retailers will start to notice.
        
             | omoikane wrote:
             | It has been increasingly difficult to do that, probably
             | because a lot of these "smart" appliances sells for more
             | and thus have more "vote".
             | 
             | Last time I went to buy a refrigerator, there maybe only
             | one or two that were freed of the extra features that I did
             | not want, compared to the 30 or so that were on display.
             | And TVs without wifi were nonexistent.
        
               | throw10920 wrote:
               | I mean, sure, it's increasingly hard to buy a non-smart
               | appliance, but the value of making your preference known
               | should be obvious.
               | 
               | Even if a regulatory solution is ideal (which I'm leaning
               | toward), corrupt politicians will make it very difficult
               | to get that regulation enacted, which means that "voting
               | with your wallet" _and_ making a big deal about it are
               | both still necessary in the meantime, and will provide
               | some benefit if done en-masse.
        
       | na85 wrote:
       | The future is here and it's awful.
        
         | smilespray wrote:
         | "Oh my God -- it's full of ads!"
        
       | Terry_Roll wrote:
       | Had a Hotpoint friege freezer where the door handle broke due to
       | the vacuum seal being too strong, engineer came out, replaced the
       | door because you couldnt just replace the handle and then he
       | plugged it into a device on the pretense of checking the
       | electrical safety. Fast forward a few weeks the compressor would
       | not start.
       | 
       | Hotpoint is part owned by Us company Whirlpool and Chinese
       | company Haier.
       | 
       | Its my belief the fridge freezer firmware was updated using the
       | mains cable much like thernet powerline adapters work. I still
       | have the fridge freezer so will be tearing it down and inspecting
       | the electrical components to prove this in good time.
        
       | swayvil wrote:
       | On my oven I want a knob. That's it. I'll light it with a match.
       | 
       | Presently have those lighting spark things on my 5 year old
       | samsung. Already failures.
       | 
       | No, I do not want networking, apps, wifi, touchscreens or any
       | form of digitality.
       | 
       | This shit is glitter for the "technologically educated" class.
       | Turning a $1 tshirt into a $10 tshirt
        
         | tenebrisalietum wrote:
         | Wifi/network access shouldn't ever enable turning an oven on,
         | but it'd be cool as hell if:
         | 
         | - I could turn it _off_ from my phone when I hear the timer,
         | but don 't feel like going to the kitchen to silence the oven
         | alarm.
         | 
         | - I could view what's cooking inside without having to be at or
         | open the oven.
        
         | _justinfunk wrote:
         | My old range had two pilot lights under the cover, when the
         | knob allowed gas to flow - the pilot ignited the burner. No
         | electronics and no matches!
         | 
         | Unfortunately, there were 4 knobs - so you wouldn't be
         | interested.
        
         | stjohnswarts wrote:
         | Yeah I'm in a similar situation, I just use a match lol. Every
         | now and then it will make a sad little "tick tick" as I turn
         | the knob. Not sure what's wrong with it but it doesn't matter,
         | we have mastered fire.
        
       | otikik wrote:
       | HTTP status 427 I'm an oven
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | eMSF wrote:
       | Has artificial intelligence gone too far? (j/k)
        
       | Qub3d wrote:
       | Working in the IoT space can be... fun. Here's a high-level PDF
       | on good OTA practices I've seen passed around before:
       | https://mender.io/resources/product-briefs/_resources/Requir...
        
       | taffronaut wrote:
       | It's installed into a cabinet, so there's no quick access for a
       | visiting technician to get to the back panel, let alone the
       | internals, in case they need to access a debug port to reflash
       | it.
        
       | ChuckNorris89 wrote:
       | AEG consumer electronics are pure trash nowadays and have nothing
       | to do with the OG AEG company. IIRC, it's a Chinese brand now who
       | licensed the AEG brand name.
        
         | Nextgrid wrote:
         | Are there still consumer white goods brands that aren't lowest-
         | bidder Chinese crap? I've learned not to trust brand names
         | anymore and just assume everything is crap and buy cheap stuff
         | that I wouldn't mind replacing at the smallest problem.
        
           | chihuahua wrote:
           | Miele
        
             | ChuckNorris89 wrote:
             | Yeah, but their pricing is just insane. Far out of the
             | reach of the middle class, at least in Europe.
             | 
             | I would say Siemens and Bosch are solid while still being
             | affordable.
        
               | cr3ative wrote:
               | Their pricing is fairly reasonable when their hugely
               | extended lifetime is considered. The Vimes Boot theory in
               | action.
        
               | voakbasda wrote:
               | Bosch pulls the same kind of user-hostile shenanigans as
               | described herein. Any appliance connected to the internet
               | should be tossed in the trash.
        
         | oblio wrote:
         | It's Electrolux, Swedish company and apparently second
         | appliance company worldwide by number of units sold.
        
           | deelowe wrote:
           | Electrolux is one of those companies that I avoid at all
           | costs. Everything they make is garbage.
        
         | TonyTrapp wrote:
         | I think already in the 80s AEG's inofficial slogan was
         | "Ausgepackt - Eingeschaltet - Geht nicht" (unwrapped, turned
         | on, didn't work).
        
           | PinguTS wrote:
           | Ausschalten - Einschalten - Geht (aka: have tried switching
           | it off and on again)
        
             | TonyTrapp wrote:
             | Not in this case apparently ;)
        
             | chokma wrote:
             | Auspacken, Einschalten, Garantiefall
        
         | gandalfian wrote:
         | Owned by Electrolux. So in Europe at at least Electrolux,
         | zanussi and AEG will be roughly similar parts aimed at
         | different market segments. My AEG oven from a year ago was
         | still made in Germany so hopefully ok. They may well ajbe sold
         | the branding rights in some cases though.
        
           | bbarnett wrote:
           | I bet assembled, not made.
        
       | Calamitous wrote:
       | We're inching ever closer to the day when HTTP 418 is no longer a
       | joke.
        
         | mushyhammer wrote:
         | Hi, have you googled "smart kettle"?
         | 
         | They already exist. We're living in the future and/or a joke.
         | 
         | This and Russia turning the yellow arches sideways calling it
         | Uncle Vanya make it feel like we've entered Los Santos.
        
         | pilsetnieks wrote:
         | Hackers took down some Russian military sites, including the
         | main one (.mil) subdomain and made them return the 418 I'm a
         | Teapot error.
         | 
         | It has double meaning in Russian because chainik (chaynik) -
         | Russian for teapot is also slang for a fool, a newbie,
         | inexperienced, dumb.
        
       | ale42 wrote:
       | Why in the world would one connect a microwave to the Internet in
       | the first point?! (I guess that's the way they received the wrong
       | update...)
        
         | dec0dedab0de wrote:
         | i could see having something in there ready to go, and waiting
         | until the meat hits a certain temperature to turn it on. If the
         | microwave and the thermometer can both make it to the same
         | service that could be automated. Since so few people run on
         | premiss home automation that would require internet access. It
         | is way easier to connect to a phone if the device and app just
         | know to connect to a spot on the internet. port forwarding and
         | whatnot are a pain for some people. That said I suppose the
         | real reason is the company is collecting marketing data.
        
         | sp332 wrote:
         | To preheat before you get home, or to make sure the oven is off
         | after you've left.
         | 
         | https://www.samsung.com/us/support/answer/ANS00049148/
         | 
         | With AEG's app, you can find a recipe and the app will
         | automatically set the temperature and cooking time for you.
        
           | denton-scratch wrote:
           | Hmmm, I've never considered pre-heating a microwave; I
           | thought it wasn't necessary, because the food would be heated
           | using - um - microwaves. I must have been missing a trick.
        
             | sp332 wrote:
             | Yes this is a "combi microwave". It is also an oven.
        
           | HarryHirsch wrote:
           | We had analog timers 50 years ago, so that the Sunday roast
           | would be ready when you came home from church. This crap is
           | unneeded, unnecessary complexity. To hell with it.
        
             | freemint wrote:
             | Do you always know when you come home? Can you excuse
             | yourself with i have to leave this meeting now or my house
             | burns down in your job?
        
         | sofixa wrote:
         | Well for security updates of course!
         | 
         | As to why it needs security updates, it's because it's
         | connected(able) to the internet.
        
           | ale42 wrote:
           | I see... to prevent an army of zombie ovens coordinating to
           | DDoS some service or web site...
        
             | sofixa wrote:
             | It's not like this hasn't already happened - the Mirai
             | botnet was just that, Internet of Shit appliances.
        
           | ben_w wrote:
           | "The kitchen of the future will only employ one man and one
           | dog: the man's job is to feed the dog, the dog's job is to
           | bite the man if he tries to touch anything".
        
             | martopix wrote:
             | Why do you need the man to feed the dog, you can have a
             | timed dog food distributor.
        
         | squidbot wrote:
         | Mine connects, specifically to allow Alexa voice control. It
         | actually comes in handy once and a while (or should I say,
         | handless...)
         | 
         | The one appliance I have that has internet capability that I
         | don't understand is my dishwasher. It has the ability to be
         | remote started. I can't think of a single use case for this,
         | since you need to load soap to use it, and it has a delay
         | feature. It's a great dishwasher, and I bought it in spite of
         | the silly internet option, which I've never enabled.
        
           | beeboop wrote:
           | This sounds like an awful idea. you'll have a kid somewhere
           | mimic their parents, throw their plastic fruit in the oven,
           | and tell alexa to cook it (starting a fire)
        
       | planb wrote:
       | There's so much wrong about this, but please don't assume that an
       | oven with internet connection is useless just because you have no
       | use for it. Having food in there and turning it on so it's ready
       | when you come home is convenient - I did this with an old oven
       | and a HomeKit-enabled outlet. Now we have a new oven that has to
       | much electronics for this to work (but not enough to remember the
       | f**g time when unplugged).
       | 
       | So if I _would_ trust these internet connected devices (which I
       | do not, because of stories like this and other user hostile
       | behavior), I'd really like to use the features that would make
       | possible.
        
       | muhehe wrote:
       | Should have taken this a bit further. I think that microwave
       | showing you "I'm a teapot" error would be hilarious.
        
         | throwawayninja wrote:
         | "Refusing to heat pizza, please insert water. Error 418: I'm a
         | teapot."
        
       | 533474 wrote:
       | A microwave with identity crisis
        
       | quercusa wrote:
       | I wonder how many EUR0.01 per unit they saved by not having
       | enough storage to keep the old firmware version while they loaded
       | the new one?
        
         | zwirbl wrote:
         | The update process finished successfully, very likely no one
         | thought a downgrade would be needed in such a case. I wonder
         | why they can't just roll out another, maybe that would also hit
         | the legit steamovens
        
           | evandale wrote:
           | The update killed the Wi-Fi on the device too
           | 
           | >The ovens can no longer connect to Wi-Fi due to the wrong
           | software update, so a new update cannot be performed.
           | 
           | >The problem must therefore be solved on location, the
           | spokesperson confirms.
        
             | jaywalk wrote:
             | The steam ovens probably use a different WiFi chipset. What
             | a colossal mess up.
        
         | bob1029 wrote:
         | Imagine how much they could have saved by not requiring any
         | firmware at all in the design.
        
           | jaywalk wrote:
           | Custom ROMs? What is this, 1990?
        
             | bob1029 wrote:
             | Perhaps, but I don't recall 1990s microwaves having
             | identity crises which result in total dysfunction.
        
         | ChuckNorris89 wrote:
         | _> I wonder how many EUR0.01 per unit they saved by not having
         | enough storage to keep the old firmware version while they
         | loaded the new one?_
         | 
         | You're maybe joking, but when I worked in automotive, they
         | really worked hard to save 2mm in length of a thicker copper
         | wiring inside the ECU to save maybe a cent. No joke.
         | 
         | Unless you're in the high margins league of Nvidia, Apple, etc,
         | the rest of the HW industry is insanely price sensitive, so all
         | these jokes on how cheap manufacturers are, are the reality on
         | how the industry is staying afloat.
        
           | kuroguro wrote:
           | They would have saved a lot of cents if the device wasn't
           | internet connected tho.
        
             | ChuckNorris89 wrote:
             | You're underestimating the amount of consumers who value
             | the "Wi-Fi enabled" feature sticker plastered on the box
             | and marketing spec sheet of a product on display at
             | Walmart.
             | 
             | Manufacturers go with whatever marketing tells them will
             | sell and what consumers are buying.
             | 
             | Personal anecdote time: I was part of a team developing a
             | HW product a few years back and one day our boss comes in
             | fumigating:
             | 
             | Boss: "RGB! Management wants us to put damn RGB LEDs in our
             | up-coming products."
             | 
             | Us: "But why, what for? Do they know it has zero usage in
             | our products?"
             | 
             | Boss: "Doesn't matter to them. Sales guys said our
             | competitors have RGB now and customers will not buy our
             | products anymore since they see that the competition has
             | one extra feature we don't have, so we gotta put that RGB
             | in ASAP somehow."
             | 
             | Us: "Ok, and what shall our firmware do with the new RGB
             | LEDs?"
             | 
             | Boss: "Don't know <shrugs>. Marketing is still trying to
             | figure that one out, so we'll code the firmware before the
             | product launch."
             | 
             | I rest my case. This whole consumer industry is absolutely
             | mental.
             | 
             | And so, today everything needs to be internet connected,
             | because it's another feature on a spec sheet that
             | marketing/sales demands.
        
           | teraku wrote:
           | Reminds me of the documentary of how the wah-wah pedal was
           | invented. Apparently Warwick Electronics told one engineer to
           | swap out an On/Off switch with a turn knob because these cost
           | 0.25$ per piece instead of 1$. Which was huge savings in the
           | 60s.
           | 
           | While experimenting, the engineer, who was also a guitarist,
           | found that it sounds really cool to play while you turn the
           | knob.
           | 
           | The director wanted to sell these knobs to jazz orchestras
           | and big bands for the trumpeters, but the engineer was like
           | "Hold on a second, I think we can put this in a pedal and
           | make it a guitar thing".
        
       | throw0101a wrote:
       | See also "My dishwasher won't start until I let it update its
       | firmware over the WiFi" (Jan 31):
       | 
       | * https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30147379
       | 
       | And "GE won't let me use convection roast on my new oven without
       | connecting to WiFi" (Mar 5):
       | 
       | * https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30570027
        
         | beeboop wrote:
         | My friend got a generator recently that wouldn't work unless
         | connected to wifi, which he didn't have onsite because it was
         | his cabin in the middle of nowhere. He had to call customer
         | service which gave him a PIN to enter on the generator to
         | bypass the requirement.
        
       | bitwize wrote:
       | Remember that story by that old Ada programmer about the object-
       | oriented breakfast food cooker? Yeah, that was a joke back then.
        
       | thereddaikon wrote:
       | Why does a microwave oven need firmware updates?
        
       | colordrops wrote:
       | I just went with the Breville Air Fryer Pro. It's a great toaster
       | oven and doesn't connect to the network. Unfortunately even
       | Breville's latest oven is now WiFi enabled.
        
       | noveltyaccount wrote:
       | > "An employee manually entered a wrong number somewhere, causing
       | an incorrect update. As a result, all combi microwaves of this
       | type no longer work in the Benelux," says a spokesperson for the
       | umbrella company Electrolux.
       | 
       | All????? They didn't roll out the release gradually? Holy hell.
        
         | ChuckNorris89 wrote:
         | _> They didn't roll out the release gradually? Holy hell._
         | 
         | Have you looked at dev wages for appliances? That explains
         | everything in short. Everything has to be done for the cheapest
         | price in the shortest amount of time. Fractions of cents are
         | cut in every directions when possible. So when you're operating
         | dev teams on shoe string budgets under constant crunch, there's
         | no talent nor resources for sane management, dev and testing
         | practices. Kind of like the game dev industry, but worse.
         | 
         | And the sad part is, there are really great devs stuck in that
         | shitty industry, as it takes a lot of skill to write code so
         | efficient it fits in undersized ROM or write firmware that can
         | replace HW components.
         | 
         | Source: former embedded dev
        
           | ahartmetz wrote:
           | It really depends on the expected production numbers whether
           | it makes sense to save on hardware. I have worked on
           | expensive products of which only a few thousand were made,
           | predictably because it was specialized stuff, and a lot of
           | money was spent to make the software aceptably fast...
           | 
           | It's different for e.g. cars where it's typically millions,
           | at least for the computing parts.
        
           | bitwize wrote:
           | Makes you wonder why they don't take it to the extreme and
           | remove the computer entirely.
        
             | gpvos wrote:
             | Because implementing the functionality in physical hardware
             | instead of software is much, much more expensive.
        
         | jb1991 wrote:
         | Well, not all. Sounds like Belgium, the Netherlands, and
         | Luxembourg were the beta-testers :)
        
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       | tombert wrote:
       | I worry that there will be a day, similar to the problem we
       | currently have with TVs, that it will be difficult (or even
       | impossible) to buy non-smart kitchen appliances.
       | 
       | I still don't see the point of my fridge being connected to wifi,
       | but I'll admit that I might just be a bit of a Luddite.
        
       | shever73 wrote:
       | Another quality product from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
        
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