[HN Gopher] I'm common as muck and spent PS150 to try a Michelin...
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       I'm common as muck and spent PS150 to try a Michelin star
       restaurant
        
       Author : NaOH
       Score  : 356 points
       Date   : 2022-02-28 17:01 UTC (6 hours ago)
        
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       | MajorBee wrote:
       | Great article! I particularly appreciated the author's positive
       | description of a good experience in a world where cynical takes
       | are more dominant. Standout line for me from the article:
       | 
       | > When my bouche was adequately amused,
        
       | vmception wrote:
       | > So when the Michelin guide came out last week, and Birmingham
       | kept hold of its five stars
       | 
       | Help me out with something
       | 
       | Although Michelin Stars only go to 3 stars
       | 
       | The Michelin _guide_ for an area (which includes non-Michelin
       | starred restaurants) goes to 5 stars? Or does she mean that the
       | city of Birmingham has a total of 5 Michelin stars in the whole
       | city, of which the restaurant she went to had procured 2 of those
       | stars, leaving 3 stars to be split between one or two other
       | restuarants.
        
         | nerdawson wrote:
         | In the article, they describe it as being close to two stars.
         | There are 5 restaurants in Birmingham with a Michelin star.
        
       | JasonFruit wrote:
       | This person writes with the intention of sounding "common as
       | muck", but their intellect and sensitivity comes through clearly.
       | It was really a good read.
        
       | flossmaster wrote:
       | Even at such top-tier restaurants, you probably still need to
       | bring your own dental floss.
        
       | motohagiography wrote:
       | For anyone intimidated by fine dining, I'd say approach it by
       | recognizing that the people involved are really excited about
       | providing a memorable experience for you, and that they've worked
       | years at perfecting the whole performance of it, and making you
       | feel comfortable and welcome (with adult boundaries) is their
       | vocation. For a lot of professional waiters and cooks, it's like
       | performing music, so be interested and curious and let yourself
       | be delighted. It can also be a bit overwhelming, so even though
       | you have probably eaten in restaurants before, treat fine dining
       | like a new experience, as they've tried to make it one.
       | 
       | Professional staff can handle just about anything, and there's
       | not much they haven't seen. The secret I think is to know before
       | hand who is paying, have a sense of the budget from online menus
       | before ordering so you don't have to focus on the prices, respect
       | the personal boundaries of the servers, and if it's your first
       | time, consider that you'd like to be welcome back.
       | 
       | I don't think any of them have a gong they smash whenever they
       | see someone using their dinner fork for the salad, and some
       | decorative table settings actually break with convention and can
       | be a bit mystifying, so if you don't know what's what, ask. They
       | can accomodate most things, but make dietary restrictions known
       | during the reservation, as they'll usually prep for them. They're
       | about providing a unique experience, so if your needs aren't
       | medical, consider whether you're open to a new experience before
       | spending a lot on one. Fine dining restaurants employ dozens of
       | people with specialized skills, and provide livings that support
       | families, so go, get treated like royalty for a bit, and use it
       | as a waypoint for how well you can be treated and how good
       | something as simple as food can be, then use the expereince to
       | enrich your life.
        
         | mprovost wrote:
         | Yes I could really feel the social anxiety coming through in
         | the article. One thing that someone told me that really helped
         | is that everyone is trying to help you by telling you what you
         | should do. So if they ask to take your coat, say yes. They're
         | telling you that it's not appropriate to keep it on the back of
         | your chair. If they ask you if you want to wait at the bar, say
         | yes. Basically, just keep saying yes. At this kind of place
         | they aren't out to get you by sneaking in an extra charge for
         | something (I could also feel her concern there). If it does
         | involve money, like choosing a wine, you can also just ask for
         | some advice. "What would you recommend around PS30?" The staff
         | aren't going to judge you - or if they are they'll have a whole
         | new round of folk to judge tomorrow and won't remember your
         | face.
        
         | Spinnaker_ wrote:
         | People forgot that almost everyone who works in these
         | restaurants also has a "common as muck" background. The
         | fancyness is all an act they've learned. I'd say servers may
         | even prefer customers like the author over another table of
         | rich 60 year olds.
        
         | bryans wrote:
         | In addition to the staff tending to exceed every expectation
         | and (at least outwardly) being entirely non-judgmental, the
         | social atmosphere of fine dining restaurants is drastically
         | different than casual dining, as well. I think people assume
         | that it's going to be snobby and full of pomp and circumstance,
         | but it's the exact opposite for most of these restaurants.
         | 
         | Even before the wine gets served, everyone seems to fall under
         | the intoxicating effects of knowing they're about to experience
         | some of the best food and service that humans are able to
         | achieve. It adds some nearly-tangible magic that puts everyone
         | on the same level of childlike enthusiasm, resulting in
         | extremely wealthy tables cross-chatting and mingling with once-
         | in-a-lifetimers without any reservation or judgement.
        
         | thaway2839 wrote:
         | > make dietary restrictions known during the reservation
         | 
         | This can be the difference between an Apple like "magical"
         | experience and one that is still great, but nonetheless might
         | be a little clunky (although, as you point out, the people
         | running Michelin starred restaurants are usually people at the
         | top of their profession and know how to handle these situations
         | really well).
        
       | walnutclosefarm wrote:
       | For years I spent a week every month or month and a half in
       | Paris. Dined at dozens of different establishments, ranging from
       | street vendors to starred restaurants. The best food and
       | experience were in a not-ranked-by-anyone-anywhere Lebanese place
       | in the Levantine quarter, and a hole-in-the-wall that served SW
       | France provincial fare. Neither was particularly expensive.
       | Similarly, the best Chinese food by far that I've ever had was
       | when I convinced a colleague in Shanghai (who was a native of
       | Szechuan) to take me to the Szechuanese place he'd choose, out of
       | all he knew about Shanghai. Of course that cost a pittance, in US
       | dollars, as back in those days everything in Shanghai did. The
       | food was unbelievable. Ten times better than the starred menus
       | I'd had in Paris and the Cote d'Azur in France.
       | 
       | Best sushi meal I've had, far and away, was in a place in near
       | the old Tsukiji market in Tokyo. Seating for maybe 12 in the
       | whole place, but plate after plate of single or double bites. But
       | that one wasn't cheap - the author's 150 British pound wouldn't
       | have covered the bill even a decade and a half ago when I ate
       | there.
        
       | vegancap wrote:
       | I lived in Lichfield for eight years, there's some really decent
       | restaurants there for sure. Not that I ever went! Surprised to
       | see a Birmingham Mail article, front-page HN :D
        
       | raspyberr wrote:
       | I tried a Michelin star restaurant once and, pardon the pun, it
       | left a really sour taste in my mouth. We were warned by friends
       | who had been there before to eat a little something before going.
       | We did and even so we were still starving throughout and after.
       | It's hard to concentrate on delicate flavours and nuances when
       | you're really hungry and it's 20 minutes between each spoonful of
       | food for 4 hours. There were lots of other criticisms but that
       | was the biggest one. I felt thoroughly dissastisfied by the end.
        
         | youarethebest wrote:
         | I've read a lot of reviews like that in Tripadvisor.
         | 
         | I don't think you go there to feel "full".
         | 
         | What's your obesity range atm?
        
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       | bryanmgreen wrote:
       | My takeaway from great meals that is restaurants are snow globes.
       | 
       | You may not remember the food, but you'll always have the memory
       | and all the events and experiences that led up to that time.
       | Years later you can shake that mental snow globe and get a happy
       | nostalgia trip. That's worth the money to me.
        
       | globular-toast wrote:
       | Last time I dined at a Michelin star restaurant it was about
       | PS100 for two all in. About 5 courses if I remember correctly.
       | That was less than ten years ago. Is PS150 for one really the
       | going rate now?
        
       | hardwaregeek wrote:
       | I love how the author came in with an open mind and let herself
       | be taken away by the experience. It's rare that you see an
       | article that's just about enjoying the experience and not
       | scrutinizing it.
       | 
       | I've been to a few Michelin starred restaurants. For me, it's
       | surprisingly inconsistent. I can have a meal that I absolutely
       | adore (L'Astrance) and a meal that's merely decent (Pujol). That
       | said, I try to enter each experience with an open mind. There's
       | no cause for cynicism at the dinner table.
        
         | gommm wrote:
         | I'm curious, for Pujol, did you have the tasting menu or the
         | omakase tacos?
         | 
         | I'm asking because the first time I went, I had the tasting
         | menu and was very disappointed, thought it was vastly
         | overpriced for what it was.. I wasn't planning to return but
         | had to (because I was supposed to eat there with a client of
         | mine) and the second time, I had the omakase tacos and
         | absolutely adored it.
         | 
         | So, now I'm curious if you might have had the same experience I
         | had with the first meal.
        
           | hardwaregeek wrote:
           | Yeah I did. I suspect you're right. It's a shame that they
           | removed the tacos from the tasting menu. Perhaps I'll give it
           | another shot when I'm in Mexico City again!
        
       | Jxl180 wrote:
       | I'm pretty sure there's a Michelin star food cart in Asia that is
       | like $3/plate. Not every Michelin star restaurant is an expensive
       | French experience.
        
         | mhh__ wrote:
         | In Europe it probably is.
         | 
         | My home town has a very cheap Michelin-starred restaurant by
         | the standards of restaurants of that calibre but it's still
         | fairly pricey.
        
         | mzi wrote:
         | He has unfortunately lost his star:
         | 
         | https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/hawker-chan-singapore...
        
         | Umofomia wrote:
         | You're probably thinking of Tim Ho Wan in Hong Kong:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Ho_Wan
        
           | kenneth wrote:
           | Tim Ho Wan and Din Tai Fund in Hong Kong both lost their
           | stars. There was a stall in Singapore that also lost its.
           | Kam's Roast Goose in HK also used to have one, but I don't
           | recall if it still does.
        
       | iamben wrote:
       | Quick story - I used to talk to a guy that worked in my building
       | quite a lot about the food we ate. He told me that growing up he
       | absolutely hated food. When he went to university his housemates
       | decided to go to a Michelin starred restaurant and invited him.
       | After a lot of turning them down (because "what's the point, food
       | is grossly overpriced, I don't care for it," etc etc), he finally
       | agreed. He said "coming home that night I realised my mother was
       | a terrible, terrible, _terrible_ cook. " From then on it was like
       | a whole new world opened up to him...
       | 
       | I always loved that. A) it's funny how our past experiences can
       | completely (and sometimes incorrectly) shape our perceptions of
       | the now. B) food can be such a wonderful thing - the smallest
       | thing can make you so absolutely happy. And when someone just
       | _nails it_ (simple or not!), it really is quite the experience.
        
         | throwewey wrote:
         | I have the exact opposite story: I can't really eat anywhere
         | because my dad was an astonishing cook growing up. I've tried
         | various places with varying amounts of stars, and nothing has
         | come close to what my father used to cook.
         | 
         | On top of that, I'm also a terrible cook so eating has become a
         | chore, something that I have to do to survive.
        
           | iamben wrote:
           | Gah! Disaster! Was he a professional, or just a very good
           | hobbyist?
           | 
           | My baseline is somewhat in the middle. Mum was a good cook,
           | she did everything _well_. There's always room for excellence
           | and new(?) flavours, but I know what isn't good.
        
         | jjulius wrote:
         | I was kind of similar to this person. My dad worked at buffets
         | and within the restaurant industry, but he always managed them
         | - never cooked at them (does one actually ever cook at a
         | buffet?). He prided himself on being the cook of the family but
         | he only really excels at a couple of dishes. My mom's a decent
         | enough cook, but just decent enough. Steaks were cooked well,
         | and paired with ketchup.
         | 
         | So, I grew up picky as hell. I'm 34, and I can still remember
         | my third date with my wife when we were both 21. I ordered a
         | turkey pesto sandwich and said, "with no vegetables". My then-
         | barely-GF blurted out, "NO VEGETABLES!?" without even thinking
         | about it, which sorta shamed me but not in a way, obviously,
         | that put me off from seeing her again, lol.
         | 
         | Turns out her dad loves to cook, and her entire family loves
         | going out to eat. My restaurant experiences were, by and large,
         | limited to Applebee's and other crappy chain restaurants up to
         | that point in my life. So, I started giving things chances; I
         | started branching out culturally while still trying to find
         | meat-focused dishes within that cuisine. Eventually, we started
         | eating at nicer restaurants.
         | 
         | Going back to what I said about steaks above, I made it to my
         | mid-20's absolutely hating steak. I thought people were idiots
         | for loving it so much. I went to a steakhouse (Kevin Rathbun
         | Steak in ATL) for my SIL's birthday one year and avoided the
         | steak because of those misgivings. I opted for the lamb, and
         | chose "rare" when asked how I wanted it cooked because I
         | figured I'd never had anything rare and I may as well try it. I
         | immediately fell in love, and ended up trying a rare steak a
         | few months later. Now, I'm all about that 30+-day dry-aged,
         | incredibly well-marbled ribeye!
         | 
         | I also forced myself to stop picking everything off. Don't like
         | something because of it's texture? Try a smaller piece of it
         | and see if you like the taste and how that taste pairs with the
         | rest of the dish. Slowly, things fell into place for me and I
         | began to appreciate more. Then, we moved to the Bay Area and
         | it's gigantic concentration of Michelin-level restaurants.
         | 
         | My first Michelin joint had a tasting menu, and I told myself
         | that the food at Michelin restaurants _is definitely going to
         | be good_. Whatever is on that plate is going to highlight what
         | makes that ingredient so good, why people like it, etc.. So my
         | mantra was,  "just eat it". Don't normally like it? Don't care,
         | because if I'm ever going to have it at it's best, _now_ is the
         | time to see what the fuss is all about.
         | 
         | Holy shit did my world change. At this point, I'll eat
         | anything. Texture is where I still struggle just a bit, but I'm
         | keenly aware of what I do and don't react to in certain ways.
         | So these foods can't be the focus of a dish, but I'll never shy
         | away from eating them if their purpose of the dish is more
         | 'complimentary', for lack of a better word. Taking this
         | approach has allowed me to teach myself to appreciate the
         | flavor, which then prompts me to eat it again, which gets me
         | used to the texture, and ultimately gets me towards not being
         | bothered so much by it.
         | 
         | All that rambling is to say - YES, I completely understand
         | where your friend is coming from and I have thoroughly enjoyed
         | having a similar experience.
        
       | notjustanymike wrote:
       | Michelin starred restaurants place a lot of emphasis on ensuring
       | YOU enjoy your meal. Professional service does not judge, and is
       | not snooty the way movies depict.
       | 
       | I just ate at SAGA in NYC in January; the servers were amazingly
       | knowledgeable, wonderfully approachable, and ours wore a jumpsuit
       | and sneakers. Not snooty, but ask about the wine and they'll
       | happily share a wealth of information about the region it's from.
       | 
       | If you leave a restaurant feeling worse because of a servers
       | behavior then it's their fault, not yours.
        
         | stjohnswarts wrote:
         | I know couple of chefs at high end restaurants and they are
         | good friends. They are also normal people and I don't think
         | they would work at places that treat less fortunate people (say
         | can only do something like this once a year, if ever) without
         | respect. As long as you treat the waitstaff well and aren't
         | loud and overbearing they love to have you in and enjoy the
         | fine cooking. Just don't bring three screaming toddlers and
         | leave $5 tip and you'll be fine if anyone is curious but hasn't
         | gone on a food adventure. Myself I came from a poor upbringing
         | and was pretty nervous about my first few high end restaurants
         | as a 20 something with "new money".
        
       | showerst wrote:
       | This is cool! As someone who's into fine dining, a few
       | thoughts/tips for people starting out:
       | 
       | 1. Don't go into a michelin level restaurant expecting "well it's
       | expensive so it should be what I normally eat but better", think
       | of it as its own category of food, that happens to have a really
       | high buy-in price. Lots more crazy flavors, presentation, exotic
       | ingredients, etc. It's not that it has to be 'better' than the
       | best $12 bbq joint you've ever been to, just different.
       | 
       | 2. Many very high end restaurants have great lunch deals, which
       | can really cut the price to try them.
        
         | unfocussed_mike wrote:
         | > It's not that it has to be 'better' than the best $12 bbq
         | joint you've ever been to, just different.
         | 
         | On the one hand, no. It really, really, really does need to be
         | qualitatively better food than you can get cheaply. (Especially
         | for a Michelin star, the awarding of which still tends to
         | somewhat resist the reality distortion field around gold-
         | encrusted steaks).
         | 
         | On the other hand, it is motivated reasoning like this kind of
         | thing that gave us Jay Rayner's (wonderfully withering but
         | occasionally joyful) restaurant columns in the Guardian.
         | 
         | It's an absurdity (and a moral hazard, IMO) to ask for people's
         | hard-earned money for food and then not give them food that is
         | better, not just different.
         | 
         |  _(And just as I expected, I am being modded down for this --
         | go for it guys)_
        
           | 2muchcoffeeman wrote:
           | I guess that's why the word "better" is in quotes.
           | 
           | I've never been to a fancy restaurant and been served food
           | that was cooked worse. It's always been cooked better on any
           | objective measure. But there are quite a lot of dishes that I
           | wouldn't want to eat everyday even if I could afford to.
           | Sometimes it's even been a bit lacklustre even though if you
           | had to look at all the elements, it was all superbly done.
        
             | unfocussed_mike wrote:
             | > I've never been to a fancy restaurant and been served
             | food that was cooked worse.
             | 
             | I have, and it's not like I make a habit of fancy
             | restaurants (I'm a freelancer so I don't make a habit of
             | fancy _anything_ now.)
             | 
             | There's a lot of motivated reasoning around food and wine.
             | 
             | People who tell me they can't cook and then cook me a meal
             | are proportionately more likely to outdo the expectations
             | they set than a high-end restaurant; some of the best meals
             | I have had have come from people who tell me they can cook
             | only three things.
             | 
             | Coffee shops often serve coffee that tastes worse than an
             | aeropress at home, but costs more than a whole month's
             | worth of good beans. Home coffee "experts" who are
             | surrounded by the acquisitions of their motivated reasoning
             | don't improve over that aeropress either. And even
             | Aeropress experts make Aeropress coffee worse with their
             | optimisations.
             | 
             | Wine tasting experts sometimes can't tell the difference
             | between red and white wines in blind taste tests, and yet
             | still insist that reds and whites have specific
             | associations.
             | 
             | Fans of "fine dining" are often in the same zone.
             | 
             | Expensive meals in restaurants have a veneer of quality
             | even when the food is average and the service is
             | objectively worse than an Angus Steakhouse.
             | 
             | The truth is that -- like buying your fiance a diamond ring
             | -- the consumer often falls for their own motivated
             | reasoning, either in making the purchase in the first place
             | or post-justifying it afterwards.
             | 
             | One thing makes food better: eating it with friends or
             | loved ones. And you can do that with sandwiches on a park
             | bench.
        
         | rectang wrote:
         | > _Don 't go into a michelin level restaurant expecting "well
         | it's expensive so it should be what I normally eat but better",
         | think of it as its own category of food, that happens to have a
         | really high buy-in price. Lots more crazy flavors,
         | presentation, exotic ingredients, etc._
         | 
         | A hobby of mine is picking a neighborhood and going to every
         | single eatery, from possibly-illegal hole-in-the-walls and
         | popups to fast food chains to bakeries and delis to cafes to
         | fine dining establishments. I think I've only been to one
         | Michelin-starred restaurant though -- there aren't a lot of
         | those.
         | 
         | Restaurants have to cater to their clientele, even high-end
         | ones. If you offer something creative on your menu, odds are
         | there won't be a large market for it because most people want
         | familiar fare. There are a lot of expensive-yet-conservative
         | Italian restaurants in the US, for example -- with lots of
         | patrons who love them! The chefs may chafe at the constraints,
         | but running a restaurant and bringing pleasure and satisfaction
         | to your customers is a different endeavor than exploring the
         | possibilities of cuisine.
         | 
         | If you want to experience unfamiliar flavors, presentations,
         | and ingredients your best bet is to go to places run by and
         | primarily frequented by first-generation immigrants. It's not
         | that such eateries are any more adventurous -- the same
         | economic forces constrain them -- but they target a clientele
         | with different tastes.
         | 
         | The 80 eateries I've visited in San Diego's City Heights
         | district offered way more variety and novel-to-me fare than the
         | 70 or so restaurants I checked out on a tour of downtown San
         | Diego. That's because City Heights has large enclaves of
         | Mexican, Vietnamese and Somali immigrants, enough to sustain
         | businesses which cater primarily to the tastes of those
         | enclaves.
         | 
         | I can think of some high-end restaurants that had very
         | interesting menus, but in my experience there is only a weak
         | correlation between price and adventurousness. It may be
         | different though for specifically Michelin-starred restaurants,
         | since that's a curated list.
        
           | programd wrote:
           | > I think I've only been to one Michelin-starred restaurant
           | though -- there aren't a lot of those.
           | 
           | That's very much a function of location. The last time I
           | checked here in San Francisco there were 12 Michelin
           | restaurants within walking distance of where I live. I
           | suspect the density in Manhatten or Vegas or Paris would be
           | even higher.
           | 
           | I should also note that there is a real difference in food
           | and experience quality between one star Michelin restaurants
           | and three star. At the three star joints your dates purse
           | gets its own stool. I'm not even joking.
        
             | callahad wrote:
             | > _At the three star joints your dates purse gets its own
             | stool. I 'm not even joking._
             | 
             | We encountered the purse stool at a one star restaurant,
             | Eipic, in Belfast. Genuinely wondered if the little stools
             | were made solely for holding handbags, or if they had dual
             | purposes.
        
             | hedora wrote:
             | Also, by the time you get to 3 stars, requests like this
             | are taken in stride (leading to a pile of tailored dishes).
             | I'm not sure where the cutoff is:
             | 
             | "We're a party of 6 with 3 different food allergies, and
             | one each of a pescetarian, vegan, vegetarian, omnivore,
             | devout Jew/Muslim and devout Hindu."
             | 
             | I only slightly exaggerate vs. personal experience.
        
               | cercatrova wrote:
               | It depends on the restaurant. Some 3 star ones will
               | actually not serve you if you have dietary restrictions
               | as their tasting menu is (apparently) custom made to have
               | a very specific pathway of flavors. They warn you about
               | this on their website before booking.
        
           | plausibledeny wrote:
           | That's cool, we had a group in Seattle do that in our
           | International District many years ago and blog about it.
           | http://msg150.com/
        
           | mandevil wrote:
           | Tyler Cowen's ethnic food dining guide:
           | https://tylercowensethnicdiningguide.com/
           | 
           | Suggests that, in the US at least, the ethnic enclave suburbs
           | (not the richer ones or the exurbs) are often better choices
           | for food than the trendy downtowns, for that very reason. I'm
           | sure he's right about his home in the DC area, but NYC is its
           | own thing- effectively Queens and Brooklyn function like
           | suburbs in his dining cosmology.
        
             | rectang wrote:
             | Yes! Other interesting districts in San Diego are Convoy
             | Street in the Kearny Mesa neighborhood and National City,
             | both of which fit that description.
             | 
             | In contrast, I went to 100+ restaurants in the Del Mar area
             | (which is quite wealthy) and while it was a fun experience
             | and I had lots of great food, the breadth wasn't as wide.
        
         | Jack000 wrote:
         | Michelin restaurants can be good value from a certain
         | perspective. I went to a 3 star place in Japan that cost $500 a
         | seat, but there were only 8 seats and two rounds a night, with
         | maybe 6 people behind the counter. You do the math and they're
         | not making much money.
        
         | rodgerd wrote:
         | To your first point, there was an absolute classic (https://www
         | .theguardian.com/travel/2001/oct/14/foodanddrink....) where a
         | Guardian food writer took his kid and their friends to Fat
         | Duck. Two of the kids and the restaurant staff both enjoyed the
         | experience - noting in particular that kids have far fewer
         | preconceptions about what food is "ought to be like" than
         | adult.
        
         | matwood wrote:
         | > Don't go into a michelin level restaurant expecting "well
         | it's expensive so it should be what I normally eat but better"
         | 
         | Very much like wine.
        
           | seanp2k2 wrote:
           | I've found that many of the finer things in life, after a
           | certain point of thing thing serving the purpose well, it's
           | more about variety and taste than one is objectively better
           | than the other. Will a $1000 guitar sound and feel way better
           | than a $100 guitar? Absolutely. Will a $10,000 guitar sound
           | and feel way better than that $1000 guitar? Probably not,
           | more just different. Is a Bugatti Chiron "faster" than a
           | Pagani Huayra ? Sure, in some regards, but they're entirely
           | different cars made to do different things and feel very very
           | different, despite both being "hypercars".
           | 
           | Art is subjective after a certain point of being well-crafted
           | and well-executed. Most food is more or less for utility and
           | much less for art. Fine dining is much more art than utility,
           | just like so many other things in life.
        
             | unfocussed_mike wrote:
             | > Will a $1000 guitar sound and feel way better than a $100
             | guitar? Absolutely.
             | 
             | Nope. Not _absolutely_. Not even close.
        
               | williamdclt wrote:
               | Come on, that's just being contrarian. Sure there's going
               | to be anecdotal exceptions here and there, but yes I'd
               | absolutely expect almost any $1000 guitar to be better in
               | sound and feel than almost any $100 guitar.
        
         | DrBazza wrote:
         | In the UK, at least, one Michelin star (or AA rosettes) is more
         | expensive than a regular restaurant but not by a large margin.
         | In fact, in my area, it's entirely possible to spend the same
         | at a 'regular' restaurant. The only difference is wine.
        
         | jointpdf wrote:
         | My experience with a Michelin star restaurant (Maydan, in DC)
         | _was_ "what I normally eat, but better"--much, _much_ better.
         | The menu items themselves were not exotic (hummus, beet puree,
         | pickled vegetables, ribeye, chicken kabobs), but the execution
         | and complex cascades of flavors were on a whole new level of
         | reality. The prices /portions are generous as well (e.g. $10
         | for the best hummus you've ever tasted, $50 for a cut of ribeye
         | that would cost $30 at Whole Foods).
        
           | showerst wrote:
           | I guess I should've clarified that I was thinking more of
           | tasting menus on really _different_ comment. There's plenty
           | of places (e.g. maydan, rose's, taro in DC) that have great
           | but perfectly recognizable menus too.
           | 
           | On the other hand I haven't had it in me to blow the money on
           | pineapple and pearls, but if I did i'd want to see something
           | weird =).
        
           | zdragnar wrote:
           | Maybe my expectations are off, but I would not expect to find
           | a fantastic ribeye that cheap outside of one or two places I
           | can think of (one of which is in a small village of <3000
           | people and daily has 2-3 hour waits, no reservations).
           | 
           | Good ribeye, sure, but not steakhouse fantastic ribeye. Seems
           | like a good find indeed!
        
           | tssva wrote:
           | Rooster & Owl in DC has for the most part has spins on
           | recognizable food and is $75 for a 4 course meal. Each course
           | has a selection of 4 dishes and the food is served family
           | style, so going with a group of 4 allows everyone to try the
           | entire menu.
        
         | JumpCrisscross wrote:
         | Would add that in some places, particularly in New York, there
         | are affordable Michelin-rated restaurants, _e.g._ Casa Enrique
         | [1] or Casa Mono  & Bar Jamon [2].
         | 
         | [1] https://casaenriquelic.com/dinner-1
         | 
         | [2] https://casamononyc.com/menu/#dessert
        
         | 2-718-281-828 wrote:
         | Interesting perspective - never thought of it that way. Seems
         | almost obvious.
        
         | silisili wrote:
         | These are really good points, and mirror my experience - though
         | we are opposite - I'm definitely not into fine dining.
         | 
         | I didn't get point 1 til years later, after more reading. I'd
         | tried uber fancy restaurants a few times, and each time left
         | disappointed and really almost feeling cheated. Odd flavors (to
         | me), small portions, a lot of art on the plate. I never really
         | judged it based on anything but the value and taste, and if you
         | do that, you'll likely be disappointed as I was.
         | 
         | I guess I realized I'm just a simple guy who likes common
         | foods, but hey, we're all different.
        
           | makeitdouble wrote:
           | Value is too subjective to be discussed, but if we settle for
           | "normal" portions at less than 300 bucks a meal, restaurants
           | pushing to the top tier on taste also end up in the Michelin.
           | If you're into traditional "at home", no nonsense cuisine, I
           | don't think you'll be disappointed by the ones making it to
           | the list.
           | 
           | Perhaps the deception is on thinking that any "excellent"
           | restaurant will be pleasing to everyone who can afford it. If
           | you don't like oysters the best oyster spot in the world will
           | be pretty meh, same way if you're not into trendy stuff, the
           | price tag won't make it magically work for you.
        
         | regulation_d wrote:
         | Point 1 is very similar in high end coffee. Sometimes very
         | expensive coffee in the US is substantially better than what
         | you get in the grocery store, but often it's just much
         | different. It might taste like blueberries or strawberry candy
         | or wine. Not necessary better, just weird, hopefully in a
         | whimsical way.
        
           | ethanbond wrote:
           | Coffee is definitely one of the items that I've found the
           | lowest correlation between price and perceived quality (as a
           | quasi-distinct measure than my own subjective enjoyment).
           | Even among wines, things on the expensive end that I really
           | don't personally like, I can at least convince myself that
           | there's a reason it has the price that it is. Coffee: no
           | discernible relationship.
        
             | asah wrote:
             | I used to think that about everything that was "better than
             | Starbucks" and then I had fresh civet coffee from a legit
             | place in HCM.
             | 
             | It's... the sh*t!
        
             | regulation_d wrote:
             | I spend a fair amount of money on coffee, but I know what
             | styles and roast levels I like, and I know roasters that do
             | those things well. If you like weird varietals processed
             | with some experimental anaerobic processing method and a
             | light roast, Onyx and Black & White, for example, both do
             | really well with those styles. And they aren't cheap, but I
             | enjoy them. If you favor medium to dark roasts, then Dunkin
             | Donuts brand coffee in the grocery is pretty darn good.
        
         | munificent wrote:
         | Point 1 is an excellent observation.
         | 
         | By analogy, don't think of fine dining as a big-budget
         | blockbuster film. It's not better than other movies by having
         | the biggest setpieces, the most explosions, the hottest stars,
         | and the loudest soundtracks. It's not just more more more.
         | 
         | Think of it more like an arthouse film. Fine dining should be
         | some of the _best_ food you 've ever had, but it should also be
         | _different_ from what you 've had. Since much of their
         | clientele eats out often, they are seeking not just quality but
         | novelty.
        
           | seanp2k2 wrote:
           | +1 on novelty / variety; fine dining restaurants also change
           | their entire menus a lot and may only keep a few signature
           | dishes between menus. Part of that is due to availability of
           | things and what is in season, part of it is whimsy / novelty
           | / the chef trying out different things.
        
         | tikhonj wrote:
         | > _well it 's expensive so it should be what I normally eat but
         | better_
         | 
         | When I went to Chez Panisse for the first time--not Michelin
         | starred, but still well-regarded--I didn't know what to expect.
         | What surprised me was that it _was_ just  "what I normally eat"
         | but _better_. Not fancy, not exotic, not flashy; at a surface
         | level, it was less interesting than food I 've had at "normal"
         | restaurants... but it was somehow just _better_. It surprised
         | me because I hadn 't realize just how much room there was to
         | improve on the details and execution of, well, "normal"
         | cooking.
         | 
         | I've occasionally seen something similar with codebases. Most
         | code does what it needs to do, more or less, and hopefully it's
         | not awful, but there are all kinds of sharp edges,
         | inconsistencies, extra sources of friction--when I need to make
         | a change, it's doable, but even the happy path has a bit of
         | extra friction here and there, things that are clearly missing
         | or in the wrong place or a bit hacky. And then, once in a
         | while, I run into code that doesn't have those problems.
         | Everything just somehow comes together; when I need to do
         | something, there's an obvious way of doing it; when there's
         | something odd in the design, it ends up addressing something I
         | hadn't thought about. Somebody wrote the code with experience,
         | attention to detail and the will to do quality work for its own
         | sake. I don't know if it's the same with cooking, but with this
         | kind of code, it generally took _less_ time and effort for the
         | people writing it than I 'd expect from teams working on
         | messier codebases.
         | 
         | Running into things like this is a visceral reminder that even
         | "normal" things--normal food, normal code--can just be
         | _better_. _A lot._
        
           | throwawayboise wrote:
           | One thing restaurants will do that most people at home don't
           | do is use a lot more salt and fat. Salt tastes good, fat
           | tastes good.
           | 
           | I don't know Chez Panisse but for example if you want to
           | improve the taste of pasta you cook at home add a tablespoon
           | or two of salt to the water when you cook it.
        
             | balfirevic wrote:
             | Who cooks pasta without adding salt?
        
               | munchbunny wrote:
               | I'll do it if I know the sauce is already fairly salty
               | due to its ingredients (cured pork, for example), in
               | order to leave some room for adjustment later. Under-
               | salted food is much easier to fix than over-salted.
        
           | asdff wrote:
           | Part of it too is that restaurants at a certain price point
           | have to be pragmatic with the dishes they are putting out.
           | That means recipes are economized so ingredients are shared,
           | and cheaper alternatives available from restaurant
           | wholesalers are preferred. There's also the time; if you can
           | make a 3 hour dish take 10 minutes to make you will take
           | those compromises.
           | 
           | This actually comes into play with tacos a lot. In LA at
           | least, some of the best tasting meat, specialty stuff like
           | birria with actual goat stewed for hours with love with
           | traditional techniques perhaps, is not going to be easily
           | found in any restaurant. You will find it served in tin foil
           | or styrofoam off a folding table under a canopy tent on the
           | sidewalk. They start stewing the meat on site hours before
           | even making their first sale, which might even be well after
           | the sun has set. The restaurant model cannot afford this
           | overhead much less at the pricepoint offered by these vendors
           | (usually like $1.50 a taco) thanks to stuff like rent and
           | more stringent health protocols that would condemn any home
           | kitchen you've eaten out of in your life, so food like that
           | doesn't even really exist in the marketplace otherwise.
        
             | CydeWeys wrote:
             | > In LA at least, some of the best tasting meat, specialty
             | stuff like birria with actual goat stewed for hours with
             | love with traditional techniques perhaps, is not going to
             | be easily found in any restaurant. You will find it served
             | in tin foil or styrofoam off a folding table under a canopy
             | tent on the sidewalk. They start stewing the meat on site
             | hours before even making their first sale, which might even
             | be well after the sun has set. The restaurant model cannot
             | afford this overhead
             | 
             | Huh? Are you under the impression that restaurants don't
             | spend hours prepping their food? It takes a good pizzeria
             | three _days_ to make their dough. You couldn 't do that at
             | a roadside stand.
             | 
             | I can't think of a single dish that you can make at a
             | roadside stand but not in a restaurant with significantly
             | better facilities. You're making a correlation vs causation
             | error here -- yes, there are some types of food that you
             | will more typically encounter in food-truck-type situations
             | (e.g. in NYC that'd be something like lamb over rice with
             | white and red sauce), but that's not because restaurants
             | _can 't_ do it. There's just market segmentation.
        
               | robrenaud wrote:
               | > I can't think of a single dish that you can make at a
               | roadside stand but not in a restaurant with significantly
               | better facilities.
               | 
               | Put a price constraint on it, and you probably agree with
               | the parent poster.
        
           | asah wrote:
           | Lol, chez panisse only seems "normal" because _everybody_
           | copied them. You 're eating OG and if it's somehow-better
           | it's because they've perfected the unique farm-to-table
           | supply chain.
        
           | unfocussed_mike wrote:
           | > Running into things like this is a visceral reminder that
           | even "normal" things--normal food, normal code--can just be
           | better. A lot.
           | 
           | Right. I am away from home at the moment, staying at a house
           | which doesn't have all the things I need. Like, there are
           | only tiny frying pans, there aren't any
           | spices/condiments/salt etc.
           | 
           | So I have been buying the minimal things I need to cook food
           | I like, and working with what is there.
           | 
           | I took a tin of cheap, mass-produced fish out of the cupboard
           | that I did not buy and was probably a mistaken purchase
           | (everything in that cupboard needs to be used up), and on the
           | basis that wasting food is a crime, I cooked it and added the
           | simplest things alongside; some broccoli and a baguette.
           | 
           | The meal I ate is one of the best things I have ever eaten,
           | and it has improved my relationship with food, overnight.
           | 
           | On that basis, if I go to an expensive restaurant and do not
           | get food that is qualitatively better and not just
           | _different_ and _in its own category_ , then I am being taken
           | for a fool.
           | 
           | So I am glad to hear that your Chez Panisse experience was
           | what it was.
        
             | gowld wrote:
             | > On that basis, if I go to an expensive restaurant and do
             | not get food that is qualitatively better and not just
             | different and in its own category, then I am being taken
             | for a fool.
             | 
             | Why?
             | 
             | Does novelty have no value for you?
             | 
             | The Michelin Star restaurant isn't just "different", it's a
             | difference that is _hard to find_.
             | 
             | Michelin Star ratings:
             | 
             | 1 Star: Worth a stop when you are driving.
             | 
             | 2 Star: Worth a detour when you are driving.
             | 
             | 3 Star: Worth a dedicated trip.
             | 
             | Price is, as with everything, supply vs demand.
        
               | unfocussed_mike wrote:
               | > Why?
               | 
               | > Does novelty have no value for you?
               | 
               | Absurd.
               | 
               | What kind of "novelty" is there for _you_ in eating food
               | at an expensive restaurant that is not qualitatively
               | better than that which you can buy more cheaply? That
               | isn't novelty, it's foolishness.
               | 
               | I don't need Michelin star ratings explained to me, I
               | know all about them. I also know that people make dumb
               | decisions when their aspirations, jealousies and FOMO are
               | tickled.
        
               | cercatrova wrote:
               | Better is hard to define, as the root parent of this
               | thread says, as you cannot directly compare, say, BBQ, to
               | a molecular gastronomy meal; they are simply in different
               | classes, "better" cannot be compared.
               | 
               | That being said, if you like the food, then eat it, and
               | if not, don't, regardless of whether it's Michelin or
               | not.
        
               | hunterb123 wrote:
               | Better is subjective and of course a person can compare
               | two different types of restaurants.
               | 
               | You do it every time you go out to determine where you
               | want to go. You compare the two based on value, taste,
               | frequency, and atmosphere.
               | 
               | All subjective of course, but it's a personal preference
               | you can compare.
               | 
               | If the food was awful, the atmosphere or "novelty" was
               | uncomfortable/unenjoyable/mediocre, the price was high in
               | option A, you will feel cheated and would have rather had
               | gone to option B. That experience will influence future
               | decisions when comparing and deciding on a place.
        
             | bduerst wrote:
             | This is probably (partially) attributable to the IKEA-
             | effect [1], where people perceive better quality in the
             | things that they partially create.
             | 
             | Also one of the joys of cooking is that you are
             | experiencing the immediate fruits your own labor. There's
             | no prolonged scrum meetings, release cycles, delayed
             | launches, etc. It such a simple feedback loop that it's a
             | great way to give yourself short-term gratification. I've
             | found even food prep is cathartic to a degree.
             | 
             | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA_effect
        
               | unfocussed_mike wrote:
               | > This is probably (partially) attributable to the IKEA-
               | effect [1], where people perceive better quality in the
               | things that they partially create.
               | 
               | Or it just tasted nice ;-)
        
           | dathinab wrote:
           | There is a saying that the best way to judge the level of a
           | restaurant is by checking how well the "common"/"normal"
           | meals are done.
        
           | hardwaregeek wrote:
           | That's a good example of a slightly different style of fine
           | dining. A restaurant like Chez Panisse is in the vein of
           | classic dishes, great execution. Similar restaurants are Via
           | Carota and Osteria Mozza. You're not gonna get high concept
           | molecular gastronomy at these restaurants.
           | 
           | Another similar category are top notch sushi restaurants. An
           | omakase at a very nice sushi restaurant is not going to have
           | that different of a setup from an omakase at another
           | restaurant. What elevates the sushi is the technique, the
           | quality of the fish, and the quality of the rice.
           | Surprisingly, the rice is one of the more noticeable aspects.
           | In a good sushi restaurant the rice should fall apart in your
           | mouth with the perfect lukewarm temperature.
        
           | jrochkind1 wrote:
           | Yeah, I think it really depends on the place.
           | 
           | One of my favorite meals at a fairly expensive (but
           | definitely not Michelin-level) restaurant was a roast
           | chicken. I got it reluctantly, why should I spend this much
           | on roast chicken? But there wasn't anything else on the
           | limited menu I wanted, of choice of like three mains.
           | 
           | It was the best roast chicken I've ever had, like _notably_.
           | I still have no idea how you make roast chicken taste that
           | good. I still remember it, honestly in part because of the
           | surprise.
           | 
           | There are also other places where I've had delicious things
           | I've never seen anywhere else, sure.
        
             | spoonjim wrote:
             | Most of creating a roast chicken that good is in sourcing
             | the chicken. Breeds optimized for flavor rather than
             | economics, fed a chicken's natural diet, grown at the
             | chicken's natural pace, and handled carefully, slaughtered
             | shortly before cooking.
             | 
             | There is technique like injecting the brine and managing
             | the smoke flavors but that's like 10% of the work of
             | raising the chicken.
        
         | Xcelerate wrote:
         | > well it's expensive so it should be what I normally eat but
         | better
         | 
         | During the early stages of the pandemic when a lot of
         | restaurants switched to carry-out only, Lazy Bear (a two
         | Michelin star restaurant in SF) started Camp Commissary, where
         | you could pick up different food items and meals to go. My wife
         | isn't into fine dining and would never eat the main tasting
         | menu at their restaurant (which I had once before the
         | pandemic), but she absolutely loved the to go items, because
         | they were essentially what you describe: normal types of food
         | cooked by Michelin star chefs (maybe with a fancy twist, like
         | Morel mushrooms on a grilled cheese or fermented local
         | vegetables).
         | 
         | I had the best pimento cheese chicken biscuit, duck sandwich,
         | pop tarts, blackberry cocktails, snickerdoodle cookie, pea
         | soup, lamb chops, tomato pie, pasta, and pork & beans of my
         | life. There's got to be a market for regular food cooked REALLY
         | well. We spent tons on that place, and it was worth every penny
         | (well, except one of the salads, which had like two pieces of
         | lettuce and a grape).
        
         | lostapathy wrote:
         | > 1. Don't go into a michelin level restaurant expecting "well
         | it's expensive so it should be what I normally eat but better",
         | think of it as its own category of food
         | 
         | This cuts both ways. Cheaper, unique or local places shouldn't
         | be thought of as the same food you're used to just a different
         | place.
         | 
         | Like if you order an omelette at Waffle House expecting
         | something like you make at home, you're gonna be disappointed.
         | But that's not what it's supposed to be, it just shares a name
         | with that you're used to.
        
         | thaway2839 wrote:
         | At some places you may even want to set aside money to have a
         | cheeseburger at a fast food joint afterwards.
         | 
         | But that's not a bad thing. Filling you up may be part of a
         | fine dining experience, but it isn't necessarily so, and it's
         | the least interesting part of it.
        
         | PragmaticPulp wrote:
         | > It's not that it has to be 'better' than the best $12 bbq
         | joint you've ever been to, just different.
         | 
         | Well said!
         | 
         | Also, don't be the guy who goes in on a mission to dunk on the
         | expensive restaurant. That's about as cool as the person who
         | watches a popular TV show just so they can smugly complain
         | about it. Just don't.
        
           | jjav wrote:
           | So if a restaurant is very expensive, it must be immune from
           | reviews?
           | 
           | Not in my world, no. In fact the expectations should be
           | higher so it better deliver much higher quality of food.
        
           | indigochill wrote:
           | I took a theater criticism class in college and the main rule
           | I remember is "Never say something is good or bad. Describe
           | it." or something like that. The point being even if you're
           | personally not into something, convey the strengths and
           | weaknesses together so others can get a better sense of
           | whether it's for them because people aren't all looking for
           | the same thing from an experience.
        
           | unfocussed_mike wrote:
           | > Also, don't be the guy who goes in on a mission to dunk on
           | the expensive restaurant.
           | 
           | Don't burst your bubble, right? Jay Rayner would like a word
           | :-)
           | 
           | The west's fetishisation of fine dining is so far away from
           | the Japanese model that it allows for this idea that the most
           | expensive thing can still be unsatisfying, laughable or
           | misleading, because it's "in its own category".
           | 
           | It is a trope to say "people starve elsewhere in the world"
           | but it is also a truism. If expensive food is not objectively
           | better food, reject it, and seek better food that isn't
           | expensive.
        
             | hedora wrote:
             | Heh. Go watch the Japanese Iron Chef episode with the guy
             | from SF.
             | 
             | Japanese gourmets definitely do the "ridiculously
             | expensive, questionable choice" thing too. The beef episode
             | made me want to cry.
        
         | chrismcb wrote:
         | If it isn't better, but just different, then it is most likely
         | just a waste of money. Why did I spent a ton more to have did
         | that isn't as good as the $12 bbq joint? Because it is
         | different? What I have seen is that the service is usually
         | outstanding and secretary steps above. But the food should also
         | be better as well.
        
         | Amasuriel wrote:
         | I would add that sometimes there are some truly magical food
         | experiences lurking in there if you have an open mind, and
         | Michelin restaurants are a good place to try new things.
         | 
         | A few years ago I ate at the modern in New York. Most of the
         | tasting menu was good, as you might expect, but honestly not
         | particularly memorable.
         | 
         | But they had this one dish, eggs 3 ways or something like that,
         | which was a play on a soft boiled egg with toast, but the egg
         | yolk had caviar and some other stuff in it, and was served with
         | this toasted sourdough...I am salivating 4 years later thinking
         | about it. Truly one of the best things I have ever eaten, and
         | it was something I never would have ordered from a menu.
        
         | 34679 wrote:
         | Even among Michelin star restaurants, there's a huge variance.
         | Take for example The French Laundry vs Terrapin Creek. The
         | French Laundry is an experience that spans hours. Terrapin
         | Creek is a small cafe that locals can pop into for a sandwich.
         | Both have great food, presentation, and service. But they are
         | completely different experiences.
        
         | dkasper wrote:
         | Agree about the flavor and ingredients. Reminded me of this vox
         | podcast I listened to recently about the loss of food/flavor
         | diversity, which basically means large scale farming has mostly
         | crowded out all kinds of strange heirloom plant and even animal
         | varieties and their corresponding tastes. I think high end
         | Michelin type restaurants can play a part in preserving a lot
         | of these unusual types of foods and flavors. Even if it becomes
         | a niche thing it's great to retain unique foods from an
         | evolutionary perspective. Link to the podcast
         | https://pod.link/voxconversations/episode/54c858cc8d026dd5b4...
        
         | mikestew wrote:
         | _2. Many very high end restaurants have great lunch deals,
         | which can really cut the price to try them._
         | 
         | That was one of the greater discoveries I've made about
         | expensive restaurants. My wife and I had previously spent over
         | $400 on an anniversary dinner at the Metropolitan Grill in
         | Seattle. We're "common as muck", too; just a couple of country
         | hicks from Indiana. It was nice, glad we went, wouldn't likely
         | spend that kind of money on a meal again.
         | 
         | Then I started a job literally across the street in the
         | Exchange building. Boss wants to go the "the Met" for lunch. On
         | my salary?!?! That's when I found out that for $12, one can get
         | one the better burgers one will ever eat. I recommend that
         | steak salad, too.
         | 
         | * Note: all prices from like ten years ago.
        
           | Wistar wrote:
           | I love the Met but have never tried it for lunch. Will now.
        
             | changoplatanero wrote:
             | sad. i just noticed it's no longer open for lunch
        
           | luhn wrote:
           | I think burgers are a great fine dining "hack." Many fine
           | dining establishments have a burger on the menu and it's
           | often _really freaking good_ at a price point significantly
           | less than the other entrees. The best burger in my town is
           | $15 from an upscale sushi place.
        
             | dr_orpheus wrote:
             | Same here, there is an Italian restaurant near me with
             | normally $30-$40 entrees, and an absolutely fantastic $15
             | burger.
        
             | theginger wrote:
             | steak burgers are great, you pay less to get more, free
             | bread and they've already done some of the chewing for you.
             | Any other food if you asked for them to chew it for you
             | they'd probably call the police.
        
           | soared wrote:
           | Vacations work the same :) visit Puerto Rico now because
           | everyone thinks it's destroyed by natural disaster and
           | political problems. Yeah it's destroyed, but stunning
           | beaches, resorts, golf courses, restaurants, etc for a
           | fraction of the price.
           | 
           | Best golf course and lunch I've ever had were at the royal
           | isabela in PR. Absolute ghost town, but $90 all in. Stunning
           | place.
        
             | ajolly wrote:
             | Any other PR suggestions you have?
        
             | gutitout wrote:
             | Odessa is a steal right now I hear.
        
               | treis wrote:
               | Rather crowded with foreigners from what I hear
        
             | hammock wrote:
             | I escaped to St Martin during the lockdowns. Still damaged
             | from hurricane but rebuilding. French side best side, best
             | food, beaches and people, and extremely affordable. Plus a
             | busy airport with lots of flights because it's where the
             | billionaires park before hopping on their yacht to St Barth
             | (I saw roman abramovich's plane on the tarmac)
        
             | shard wrote:
             | This reminds me of a meme I saw a while back with a guy
             | saying he makes vacation plans based on terrorist attacks,
             | after which the tourist population and prices both drop
             | noticeably.
        
               | redisman wrote:
               | The true "off-season".
        
               | franga2000 wrote:
               | I've heard this one too, but why does that happen? Surely
               | the last place you'd want to do a terrorist attack is
               | somewhere that just experienced one recently? Not only
               | will everyone be on high alert so you're less likely to
               | succeed, but your impact will be diminished since your
               | attack is now getting mixed in with the previous one.
               | 
               | I guess it might be more of a psychological thing of not
               | wanting to go there because it feels weird to vacation at
               | the place of a tragedy, but from a safety perspective, it
               | seems like the best choice.
        
         | hervature wrote:
         | I agree 100%. Fine dining should really be framed as part of
         | the entertainment category. You are paying for an experience.
         | Just like people don't talk about the Incan Trail as a $1,000
         | hike, a Michelin restaurant is not a $150 meal. When framed
         | like this, it is obvious that some people would derive more
         | utility out of a Michelin starred meal as opposed to buying 2-3
         | new video games.
        
           | kjafdkhjadfs wrote:
        
         | stjohnswarts wrote:
         | 3. Lots of high end restaurants have "happy hours" with half-
         | price meals (or so) on those days that have low points. You can
         | also be a little bit less dressy.
        
         | scelerat wrote:
         | very much this. If you want a fantastic taco, the truck down
         | the street is as likely to kill it as any linen sit-down, but
         | there are some restaurants which serve up a unique experience
         | you simply cannot get anywhere else.
        
         | vidarh wrote:
         | To the "experience" point, one of my all time best meals was
         | crab at a three star restaurant. I like crab but it's normally
         | not special to me. This was crab and almost nothing else
         | prepared in four different ways that made the taste and texture
         | entirely different. I'd never have ordered a dish described
         | like that at a lower rated restaurant. It's not a meal I'd want
         | to order over and over. But it's a meal I still remember fondly
         | more than 20 years later.
        
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         | vincentmarle wrote:
         | 3. Don't expect to fill your appetite.
        
           | gnicholas wrote:
           | My wife and I have gone to In-N-Out after fancy dinners on a
           | number of occasions.
        
             | 0_____0 wrote:
             | how did that work out?
             | 
             | the best meal i ever had in my life was at Bar Crudo on
             | Divis in SF. owners pivoted to a taco place, for reasons
             | unfathomable to me. had a dinner that blew my conception of
             | food open, went to a show nearby after.
             | 
             | got home at 3AM and made myself a bit of sausage and toast
             | and to my surprise the experience of my prior meal
             | persisted, and in contrast my late night snack seemed like
             | it was made of cardboard.
        
               | gnicholas wrote:
               | Taste-wise, delicious!
               | 
               | It is a bit odd to wear a tux or suit to an In-N-Out at
               | midnight, but after a few times you get used to it.
        
               | nomel wrote:
               | What's the main allure for you?
        
               | gnicholas wrote:
               | The burgers, for sure. I've never been a fan of their
               | spongy fries.
               | 
               | I'd be happy to eat elsewhere as well, but there aren't a
               | lot of options at midnight.
        
               | ghaff wrote:
               | For some reason I don't really understand, while I can't
               | stand McDonalds in general, their fries are better than
               | any of the "fast casual" places like Shake Shack, In-n-
               | Out, etc. that I've encountered.
        
               | gnicholas wrote:
               | McD partially fries and freezes their fries before fully
               | frying them. [1] That probably makes them more crispy and
               | tastier to many (myself included). In-N-Out uses fresh
               | potatoes, which means no fry-freeze-fry.
               | 
               | Five Guys has very crispy and tasty fries -- especially
               | the cajun style -- that are not double fried. [2]
               | 
               | 1: https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/this-is-how-
               | mcdonalds-mak...
               | 
               | 2: https://www.delish.com/uk/food-news/a37315383/how-
               | five-guys-...
        
               | ghaff wrote:
               | I admit I don't remember Five Guys fries as anything
               | exceptional but maybe I haven't ever had them. Admittedly
               | I find Five Guys pretty overrated and expensive generally
               | so I eat them even more rarely than burger places
               | generally.
        
               | spear wrote:
               | I always order fries "well-done" at In-N-Out now.
        
           | adra wrote:
           | I've been to quite a few fine dining establishments that had
           | very generous portions. The best advice I can give is always
           | ask the waiter in order to gauge how much you should be
           | ordering. As long as the restaurant isn't run by total
           | assholes, you'll get an honest answer. Waiters want to make
           | you happy as their generous tips are largely powered by your
           | enjoyment. Having a miss-portioned meal and paying a fortune
           | doesn't encourage a reasonable tip.
        
           | joshuamorton wrote:
           | I don't think I've ever seen a prix fixe/chef's selection
           | menu that wasn't going to leave me absolutely stuffed. If you
           | go somewhere and order a la carte and plan to spend "normal"
           | nice restaurant prices (say, $30-40) sure you'll get a
           | smaller size. But if you're spending like $70+, you'll almost
           | always leave full. The one actually starred restaurant I went
           | to, I skipped lunch and could still barely walk home it was
           | so much food. 6-12 courses add up, even if they're small.
        
             | seanp2k2 wrote:
             | This; admittedly I have been eating smaller portion sizes
             | in the past year or so but I've never left a tasting menu
             | meal feeling hungry.
        
           | deanCommie wrote:
           | Really depends on the appetite, and the restaurant.
           | 
           | It's a bit like an art museum. You can go get a ticket to the
           | Hermitage, and you would probably need 3 full days to see
           | every single thing in it.
           | 
           | For the same price, there might be some museum that shows
           | only a few paintings.
           | 
           | Does that mean the bigger museum the better the value? Kind
           | of? If the goal is to get an experience, there are many ways
           | to experience some emotions (and in the restaurant's case
           | flavours) that won't lead to thorough "satiation", but would
           | still be novel.
           | 
           | Some museums are like that, and you'll want to go see an
           | Avengers movie afterwards to satisfy your entertainment.
           | 
           | Some restaurants are like that, and you'll hit MacDonalds on
           | teh way back.
           | 
           | But more often than not, Michelin-echelon restaurants will
           | overwhelm you with a ton of tiny courses, by the end of which
           | you will be fairly adequately stuffed.
        
             | ghaff wrote:
             | 3-4 hours is probably about the limit of how much time I
             | can handle a given museum. Much past that, I'm "OK. It's a
             | Rembrandt but it's not one of his really good ones." If
             | it's the Hermitage, I'll make an exception but I'll really
             | start zoning out after a while.
        
           | rhino369 wrote:
           | The portion sizes usually factor in that you'll be ordering
           | appetizers or multiple courses. But that jacks up the price a
           | ton.
        
           | tashoecraft wrote:
           | You really need to ask the waiter before hand. Often times at
           | fancier restaurants you aren't expected to just order and
           | entree and be full, and yet that's what some patrons expect.
           | 
           | An example is high end Italian places will often have a pasta
           | section at say 20-40/item and entree's 30-100's, and you
           | think you can just order a pasta and have a good meal. Except
           | you're really intended to order a couple appetizers, a pasta
           | meal each and an entree. It's not them trying to take all
           | your money, but it's what the normal clientele expect. It's
           | also often what the food quality/prices demand.
           | 
           | If it's a truly good restaurant (and not just an expensive
           | one), you shouldn't be coming away hungry.
        
         | rosndo wrote:
         | > Lots more crazy flavors, presentation, exotic ingredients,
         | etc. It's not that it has to be 'better' than the best $12 bbq
         | joint you've ever been to, just different.
         | 
         | Not all Michelin starred restaurants offer the kind of
         | modernist fare you describe. There are many michelin starred
         | restaurants serving exactly the normal-but-better food.
         | 
         | For example the Michelin starred curries in London tend to fall
         | in the normal-but-much-better category.
         | 
         | Michelin starred sushi is usually normal-but-better, sometimes
         | with weird fish options.
         | 
         | France is full of normal-but-better French restaurants with
         | stars.
        
           | showerst wrote:
           | That's true, especially among the one-stars and bibs.
           | 
           | On that top comment I was really thinking of tasting menus,
           | which tend to be more out there. There are for sure plenty of
           | places with an a la carte menu of very recognizable roast
           | chicken and steak or whatever.
           | 
           | I think on average in the US, Michelin caliber of places
           | (stars or no) tend more modernist/experimental than in
           | Europe.
        
           | deckard1 wrote:
           | I've been to a Michelin star ramen place in Japan. Nothing at
           | all fancy about the place, other than the fact you need to
           | get in line around 6am if you want a seat at noon. When it's
           | time to eat, you punch in the number of the item you want in
           | a very typical Japanese ticket vending machine. You sit down
           | at the bar with about ten others, hand the ticket to the guy
           | at the counter, and soon you're in a rush to eat your ramen.
           | Because everyone is just sucking down their food as if this
           | were your regular corner ramen place and they have to get
           | back to work ASAP. I can't say the ramen was better than any
           | other decent place, since the peer pressure to finish your
           | meal is rather intense. You'll sit there and ponder how the
           | Japanese eat such incredibly hot noodles so quickly.
           | 
           | Tim Ho Wan is another cheap place with a star. They are a
           | chain, even.
        
       | j7ake wrote:
       | I actually find many high end restaurants to be worth the money.
       | 
       | It averages about 150 per person, but often there can be as many
       | as 10 courses.
       | 
       | If one thought about how much each individual course cost, about
       | 10 bucks on average, it is already a good deal (some dishes are
       | caviar, foie gras, lobster...). Add to that you're sitting there
       | spending a nice 3 hours with someone special and enjoying a story
       | told through the taste buds.
       | 
       | Most of the times it is worth the money.
        
       | zwaps wrote:
       | I went to a Michelin-starred vegan restaurant in Berlin (on the
       | wall was a mural spelling the F-word and you had to walk through
       | a warehouse to "find" the place) and it was really good. The wine
       | was also very good. I wasn't "crying" but it sure was the best
       | meal I ever had from a mere taste standpoint.
       | 
       | Whether it's worth it depends entirely on how much money you
       | have. If you are FAANG Engineer rich, you could probably eat
       | there every day if you'd wanted to. In that case, yeah it's worth
       | it. If you earn the median salary in the EU, then nah.
        
       | nkrisc wrote:
       | A three star restaurant really is something different. It's not
       | just the experience, the quality and consistency is just
       | something that's hard to find elsewhere.
       | 
       | The best cup of black coffee I've ever had was at a three star
       | restaurant. It was just a simple cup of coffee but it was just
       | made completely perfectly. Great beans I'm sure, a good roast,
       | brewed exactly the right way. You can of course get that outside
       | of a Michelin starred restaurant easily, but the point is in a
       | three star restaurant everything is perfect, even the cup of
       | coffee you have after dinner. They didn't teen me where the beans
       | were from or who roasted it, it was pedestrian for them.
        
       | supernova87a wrote:
       | Good story.
       | 
       | One thing to remember or value when you go to these places is
       | that you're not largely paying for the food. You're paying for
       | 4-5x the people per diner than any normal restaurant -- you're
       | paying for their time to pore over the ingredients more carefully
       | than you would yourself, their time to learn about and explain it
       | to you, their time to come up with amusing and interesting ways
       | to prepare it, their time to wait on you like a sultan and never
       | fail to bore your palate.
       | 
       | Not saying that it's worth it for everyone or that it's even
       | completely justified as they think it is (every artist thinks
       | that any excessive amount they spend on some esoterica is "worth
       | it"), but that's really where your $ are going. Maybe that's the
       | way to think about it -- you're paying for _art_.
       | 
       | And being one of the few diners who the cost of paying for
       | people's livelihoods is spread over (especially if those people
       | have student loans to pay for) -- that is expensive.
        
       | jamespwilliams wrote:
       | Michelin also gives out an award for 'good quality, good value
       | restaurants', called the Bib Gourmand, which is worth looking
       | into. Bib Gourmand restaurants are often still a bit more
       | expensive than the average restaurant in a place, but are
       | generally of very very good quality and value for money.
        
         | christkv wrote:
         | I second this one, all my visits to Bib Gourmand rated
         | restaurants have been great.
        
       | david927 wrote:
       | There's food that's great and there's food that's art. If you're
       | lucky enough to have experienced the latter, you'll know it.
        
       | BashiBazouk wrote:
       | I've eaten at three Michelin Stared restaurants in the bay area.
       | Gary Danko, CPQR and Manresa. All were interesting experiences.
       | Gary Danko was by far my favorite. The other two felt like it was
       | all about he ego of the chef. Gary Danko was all about my
       | enjoyment of the meal. They have three courses separated in
       | sections, but you can mix and match. If you want a taste of filet
       | mignon as an appetizer and a huge plate of escargot for your
       | main, that's fine with them. Their wait staff is by far the most
       | elite I have ever experienced. No one asking you if you need
       | anything and not a waiter to be found, unless you need something
       | then they magically appeared just as the thought was percolating
       | into consciousness. Amazing.
       | 
       | CPQR was weird. We did three courses from the menu. Appetizer was
       | the best, but the most memorable was the second course, though
       | not for the taste. I order a pasta dish and before they serve
       | they place a steak knife next to me. A steak knife, what the hell
       | did I order? The dish comes and looking at it I'm still wondering
       | what exactly I ordered...
       | 
       | Manresa was also a unique experience. First all the dishes were
       | absolutely, amazing. One person in our party did not like fish
       | except for scallops, which they accommodated. We proceed to have
       | five fish based dishes in a row. Even though all five were
       | fantastic, at the end my mouth felt like a tide pool, and having
       | grown up on the beaches of Santa Cruz, I know that taste/feeling
       | well. On the third fish dish, our friend got his scallops and boy
       | did they look good. Then on the fifth and last fish dish he was
       | served squab. The rest of us looked longingly at that bird, our
       | collective mouths watering. He was lucky to leave that table
       | alive...
       | 
       | I think the food was more inventive and more perfectly cooked at
       | CPQR and Manresa but it's Gary Danko I would like to go back to.
        
         | tpmx wrote:
         | I really like how this menu is presented:
         | 
         | http://garydanko.com/wp-content/uploads/garydanko/main-menu-...
         | 
         | A high but suitable amount of details, common English words
         | being used, etc.
         | 
         | I really hate having to google 10-15 terms when reading a menu
         | because the chef felt the need to use non-English terms (often
         | French) or extremely uncommon English terms.
        
         | mercutio2 wrote:
         | This is hilarious to me, because Gary Danko is the only
         | Michelin starred restaurant my wife and I immediately said
         | "never going back there" as we left, and laugh about how bad it
         | was every time we drive past. The food was mundane, poorly
         | prepared, un-special in about every way. I could not fathom,
         | from our night there, how it maintains its Michelin star.
         | 
         | I assume by CPQR you mean SPQR? I only dined their before they
         | got their Michelin star, I thought it was OK at the time, but
         | not as good as an average high quality SF restaurant.
        
       | hangonhn wrote:
       | My wife and I went to a Michelin star restaurant to celebrate our
       | engagement. That the food was good was expected but the whole
       | experience was just amazing. I think service and attention to
       | detail and caring about the customer really makes the whole
       | experience just so different. When they found out that we just
       | got engaged, they printed out a new menu with all the dishes but
       | also with "Congratulations" at the top. My fiancee/wife ordered a
       | wine pairing but I skipped it because I'm a total lightweight and
       | I was the driver. My wife would hand me her glass just to try a
       | sip. When they noticed that they just brought out another glass
       | for me each time they pour her from a new bottle and would pour
       | me a small sip as well. We didn't have to ask and they didn't try
       | to charge us for another wine pairing. The whole experience was
       | just delightful.
       | 
       | Highly recommend Single Thread in Healdsburg if you do decide to
       | go to one. Yes I did pick it partly because of the name and I'm a
       | software engineer.
        
       | gkoberger wrote:
       | I'm so glad this was a positive story, and I'm so happy for the
       | author! I went into it expecting this restaurant to be mocked,
       | since articles like this are usually played as a joke.
       | 
       | No, not everyone can afford to try a Michelin Star restaurant. A
       | lot of Michelin restaurants suck. And you don't have to pay a ton
       | for a good meal; some of the best food I've ever had has cost
       | $10.
       | 
       | However, food is right up there with music as something that
       | connects people. A taste or smell can unlock a memory you thought
       | you lost forever, or create new ones you'll never forget. There's
       | a reason meals are so prominent in movies and literature. Not
       | everyone is lucky enough to have a good relationship with food
       | (in fact, for many, the connotations can be quite negative), and
       | I'm so happy for this person that she loved it.
       | 
       | When done right, nice restaurants are an experience. From start
       | to finish, from the food to the drink to the decor to the people,
       | it's closer to going to a Broadway play or art museum than it is
       | a normal meal.
       | 
       | For people who can afford it readily, the experience is almost
       | lost. It can become a status symbol, where the Instagram story is
       | more important than enjoying it. It was so charming to see this
       | through the eyes of someone who had no pretentious goals going
       | into it, and had a wonderful time.
        
         | pjmorris wrote:
         | > A taste or smell can unlock a memory you thought you lost
         | forever.
         | 
         | Here for a related personal anecdote and a movie reference.
         | 
         | On a conference trip to Chicago I managed to snag a reservation
         | for a Michelin-starred restaurant (Alinea.) The first appetizer
         | was an unusual-looking canape sprayed with a white foam,
         | featuring salmon and dill as key flavors. It took me back to my
         | 10-year-old self sitting at my grandparent's Thanksgiving table
         | which included shrimp with grandma-grown dill. The meal tab was
         | pricy, the recall of a grand moment was something akin to
         | priceless.
         | 
         | The movie reference is 'Ratatouille,' where the antagonist
         | restaurant critic has such a moment.
        
           | kenneth wrote:
           | There are 3 star meals that are just excellent renditions of
           | food, and some that are experimental theaters as much as they
           | are food.
           | 
           | To take two examples from my own eating experience on either
           | end of the spectrum:
           | 
           | - Alinea, in Chicago - the experience is full of surprises,
           | artful experiences, etc. The desert is lowered from the
           | ceiling and involves what is essentially violently making a
           | Jackson Pollock on the table
           | 
           | - Forum, in Hong Kong - on the other hand, there is nothing
           | special or creative about Forum, which executes Cantonese
           | cuisine traditionally and perfects its execution of
           | traditional dining in the 50 years since it's been open
           | 
           | Most of the time, the restaurants are somewhere in the
           | middle, but closer to the Forum end than the Alinea end.
           | 
           | Probably the most innovative and interesting one I've tried
           | is Gaggan, which has since closed but had 2 stars and a
           | ranking as Asia's #1 restaurant, doing a 25-course
           | experimental take on Indian cuisine in Bangkok.
        
             | Mikeb85 wrote:
             | > Probably the most innovative and interesting one I've
             | tried is Gaggan, which has since closed but had 2 stars and
             | a ranking as Asia's #1 restaurant, doing a 25-course
             | experimental take on Indian cuisine in Bangkok.
             | 
             | Gaggan Anand opened another restaurant called "Gaggan
             | Anand". Smaller, more experimental and without his old
             | business partners. https://gaggananand.com/
        
             | gommm wrote:
             | Perfect description of Forum, it's not creative, certainly
             | not innovative but it really nails the execution to a level
             | that few restaurants can. I find that it really depends on
             | my mood, sometimes I crave a restaurant that's more
             | innovative, more of an artful experience (if you get a
             | chance I recommend Pujol in Mexico (caveat for Pujol, the
             | omakase is amazing, the tasting menu is merely decent and
             | not worth the price) and Fu He Hui in Shanghai), sometimes
             | I just want an Abalone perfectly well cooked and seasoned
             | like in Forum.
        
           | leeter wrote:
           | I seem to recall Chef Achatz actually talking about food as
           | an emotional experience given his own trials with cancer and
           | actually losing his ability to taste for awhile. I can't find
           | the interview (or it might have been Chef's table) but I'm
           | pretty sure that informs the style of Alinea.
        
             | creaghpatr wrote:
             | His Chef's Table episode covers his loss of taste, that is
             | one of my favorite episodes in the series.
        
           | sfotm wrote:
           | The Ratatouille scene may even hearken back to "Remembrance
           | of Things Past": http://art.arts.usf.edu/content/articlefiles
           | /2330-Excerpt%20...
        
         | CPLX wrote:
         | > A lot of Michelin restaurants suck.
         | 
         | Not really.
         | 
         | I've been to a whole lot of them and seek them out. I've been
         | mildly disappointed here and there, or underwhelmed. Never seen
         | one that sucked though.
        
           | gkoberger wrote:
           | I do mostly agree with you.
           | 
           | I can think of two that I was quite disappointed with (I
           | won't name them, but both no longer have stars... meaning the
           | system works!). I luckily didn't mind, personally, but if I
           | sacrificed 6 months of takeout for it I would have said it
           | "sucked".
        
         | fennecfoxen wrote:
         | > No, not everyone can afford to try a Michelin Star
         | restaurant.
         | 
         | If I'm not mistaken, Good Luck Dim Sum has a Michelin star. If
         | you're already in San Francisco, or if you can get there, then
         | basically everyone can afford it.
        
           | tayo42 wrote:
           | In sf there's Al's place which is affordable, also there's a
           | sushi place in noe Valley that got the bib award. Imo quality
           | wise it's good, just the service is regular. There's also an
           | Indian place down the peninsula that isn't to expensive.
           | Forgot the name and exact town
        
           | tootie wrote:
           | They gave a Michelin star to a (Hainanese) chicken and rice
           | stall at a hawker market in Singapore. I think it's mostly PR
           | honestly because it wasn't all that interesting. The food was
           | very tasty for sure, but it wasn't particularly refined or
           | unique.
        
           | gkoberger wrote:
           | They don't! They might be Michelin-rated, but that's
           | different.
           | 
           | Here's the full list in SF:
           | https://guide.michelin.com/us/en/california/san-
           | francisco/re...
        
             | kenneth wrote:
             | There are some cheap Michelin stars in Asia, which were
             | added rather recently after the guide got flak for being
             | too snooty. A few local spots in HK and Singapore cost just
             | a few bucks and have stars (and incredibly long lines).
        
               | gommm wrote:
               | Also in HK, rather weirdly, mediocre mid range
               | restaurants are rather expensive. So much so, that I've
               | been invited to such restaurants and ended up paying
               | about the same as I'd pay in 3 Michelin starred
               | restaurant like Forum (we average around 70 usd per
               | person for Dim Sum) or Tang Court (about the same).
        
         | tootie wrote:
         | Haute cuisine is like fine art. You can recognize the skill and
         | significance of the achievement, but taste is still subjective.
         | De gustibus non est disputandum.
        
         | seanp2k2 wrote:
         | I've seen a decent number of really sad-looking folks at
         | Michelin restaurants, usually older couples, just kind of
         | picking at their food and not talking to each other, looking
         | around longingly. I remember a couple quite vividly when my
         | wife and I were having dinner at Pacific's Edge in Carmel (
         | https://goo.gl/maps/Bmj5jFPmYGgVfNCJ9 ) and there was a
         | 40-something couple who had just ordered a $500ish bottle of
         | wine, and they both looked as if they couldn't be less
         | interested while trying it. They barely spoke to each other the
         | entire meal, and I just felt kinda bad for them in the same way
         | that I feel for people in dance clubs obviously not enjoying
         | themselves at a literal party.
         | 
         | I've seen many many more people having an absolute blast at
         | fancy restaurants, so that's great. For example, last time we
         | were at Press ( https://g.page/pressnapavalley?share ), we had
         | an amazing meal next to a group of seniors celebrating one of
         | their birthdays and reminiscing about all their adventures
         | together. They were curious about one of our dishes and chatted
         | with us for a few minutes, and we helped them take a photo
         | together.
         | 
         | Life and experiences like these are what you make of them.
        
           | Mikeb85 wrote:
           | > I've seen a decent number of really sad-looking folks at
           | Michelin restaurants, usually older couples, just kind of
           | picking at their food and not talking to each other, looking
           | around longingly. I remember a couple quite vividly when my
           | wife and I were having dinner at Pacific's Edge in Carmel (
           | https://goo.gl/maps/Bmj5jFPmYGgVfNCJ9 ) and there was a
           | 40-something couple who had just ordered a $500ish bottle of
           | wine, and they both looked as if they couldn't be less
           | interested while trying it. They barely spoke to each other
           | the entire meal, and I just felt kinda bad for them in the
           | same way that I feel for people in dance clubs obviously not
           | enjoying themselves at a literal party.
           | 
           | Some people are just miserable people. Some people also just
           | spend money because they have it. I've seen people order $3k
           | bottles of wine and leave half on the table and leave. They
           | didn't not enjoy it, they just didn't care.
        
             | geodel wrote:
             | > Some people are just miserable people. Some people also
             | just spend money because they have it...
             | 
             | True. Further sometimes people are just in miserable
             | situation. Also having money helps them make statement like
             | "meh, it taste like crap anyway". Middle class me would
             | scared to say or imply any such thing at fancy places.
        
       | mbf1 wrote:
       | My wife booked us a river cruise on the Napo river for my
       | birthday - one of the many tributaries of the Amazon river in
       | Ecuador. The chef on the boat had the most amazing dishes every
       | day / night for a week. I would believe he was a Michelin star
       | chef by the amazing varieties of perfection that came out of the
       | kitchen.
        
       | senkora wrote:
       | If you live in a city that has it, then a good meal at a Michelin
       | Star restaurant is a very worthwhile and achievable luxury. Go
       | somewhere with a tasting menu (small plates). I'm happy that the
       | author was able to experience it.
       | 
       | In the United States, the Michelin guide awards stars in NYC,
       | Chicago, DC, and California.
        
       | kevinventullo wrote:
       | If you're in the Boston area, I recommend Tasting Counter in
       | Somerville. No Michelin star as far as I'm aware, but a similar
       | experience in that there are several small plates with flavors
       | and textures I've not had elsewhere.
        
       | jaywalk wrote:
       | I haven't had the pleasure of eating at a Michelin star
       | restaurant (yet, I fully intend to at some point) but I have
       | eaten at places that could probably get at least one star if they
       | were located in a city where Michelin gave them out.
       | 
       | It is truly an unforgettable experience from start to finish.
       | It's obvious that so much thought and care goes into _everything_
       | that you can 't even really compare it to a regular "nice"
       | restaurant. It's an entirely different class of dining, and this
       | article conveyed it perfectly. Made me want to prioritize getting
       | to an actual Michelin star restaurant.
        
       | mhh__ wrote:
       | Slightly OT: The websites that are used by these [name of
       | place]Live sites are absolutely shit.
       | 
       | They've bought up all the locals and put them under this banner.
       | Slow, buggy, low information-density.
       | 
       | This is how the BBC looked as early as I can vaguely remember it:
       | http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/default.stm
       | better in almost every way.
        
         | unfocussed_mike wrote:
         | As much as we love the BBC, it's worth considering that the
         | BBC's website is so comprehensive that it is part of the
         | misfortunes of local independent news.
         | 
         | This is why the moreover.com "news from other websites" bit is
         | on the BBC News site now (though it blows me away how poorly
         | some independent websites populate that one opportunity to be
         | seen, with weird autoscraped content snippets that are often
         | comically weird)
        
         | Doctor_Fegg wrote:
         | Honestly, if you think Reach's Live sites are bad, you should
         | see the Gannett/Newsquest ones (www.oxfordmail.co.uk is our
         | nearest). They're a whole league worse.
        
           | drcongo wrote:
           | Newsquest are the pits.
        
         | mellosouls wrote:
         | Yes, Reach media is notorious for the crapness of it's UX
         | experience. It's presumably designed that way intentionally, I
         | mean, they _must_ know.
         | 
         | I have no idea of the thinking behind it but I hope the devs,
         | testers and designers behind it hide that part of their
         | experience on their CVs.
         | 
         | I mean, the _shame_ they must feel.
        
           | unfocussed_mike wrote:
           | They know.
           | 
           | But I suspect there is so little money in local news now
           | (partly because of the internet and partly because of the
           | collapse of newspaper-driven local commerce, small ads, all
           | that), that they do not care; they are in a toxic
           | relationship with the only advertising that pays, and to step
           | outside that and construct a local news model that would be
           | sustainable and not abusive to its readers is the stuff of
           | romance novels and Hallmark movies.
           | 
           | With the Reach sites I am surprised by some of the design
           | elements that could be improved even without touching the
           | aggressively bad advertising design, though. The typical
           | "where I live" selector could be so much better.
        
           | kuboble wrote:
           | Well... I have second hand knowledge that developers and
           | managers of www.programmzeitung.ch are satisfied with their
           | good and modern website.
        
       | davio wrote:
       | Reminds me of this dystopian Michelin star restaurant experience:
       | 
       | https://everywhereist.com/2021/12/bros-restaurant-lecce-we-e...
        
         | martopix wrote:
         | This person clearly has never been to a Michelin-level
         | restaurant before.
         | 
         | > Very, very expensive theater.
         | 
         | Well yes, it's also theatre. It's a form of art.
         | 
         | The dishes were tiny? You chose the _27_ -course tasting menu.
         | What did he expect, 27 large portions of lasagne? Most of the
         | article seems to be just about how everything was only small
         | mouthfuls, but this is perfectly normal. Perhaps the same
         | restaurant has an a la carte menu, or a 6-course tasting. That
         | would be different. Here [1] is a video of people eating there,
         | and they are quite satisfied.
         | 
         | PS: of course you can eat rancid things. If you're not willing
         | to try weird stuff you just choose another restaurant. Not a
         | michelin-starred one that is particularly famous for quirky
         | stuff, like Bros.
         | 
         | [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAvLiQZhg3Y
        
           | jjulius wrote:
           | I've dined at quite a few Michelin-level restaurants and
           | disagree with your take on the piece. Yes, this sort of
           | dining is more akin theatre, and art, and an educational
           | experience. I agree with you that, generally, people
           | shouldn't be surprised at the portion sizes when it's a
           | 27-course meal. That said, there are many notable points that
           | that review makes, much of which should warrant, IMO, a re-
           | examination of whether or not they actually deserve a
           | Michelin star.
           | 
           | Let's start with a look at their post-script at the end of
           | the article, since it's about portion-sizing:
           | 
           | >Note: the TripAdvisor reviews show a lot of elaborate
           | courses, and these were all way, way more food than anything
           | we ate. I cannot express to you how little we were fed, and
           | I'm not a particularly big eater. Allergy and dietary
           | restrictions were largely ignored.
           | 
           | >The servers will not explain to you what the hell is going
           | on.
           | 
           | >When a member of our party stood up during the lengthy
           | stretch between courses to go have a cigarette outside, and
           | was scolded to sit down.
           | 
           | >When one member of our party was served nothing for three
           | consecutive courses, because they couldn't figure out how to
           | accommodate her food allergies.
           | 
           | >When Rand was served food he was allergic to, repeatedly,
           | because they didn't care enough to accommodate his.
           | 
           | I've never seen a Michelin-level restaurant just flat-out
           | _not_ serve a guest a course (in this case multiple - three!)
           | because of their dietary restrictions, nor have I seen a
           | Michelin-level restaurant  "forget" about said restriction.
           | 
           | >When a server reprimanded me for eating. These reconstituted
           | orange slices (one per person) were a course. I asked if I
           | could eat the real orange that had been served alongside it
           | (we'd all gotten one, and I, at this point, was extremely
           | hungry). "Yes," the server said, annoyed. "But you aren't
           | really supposed to." He let me have two segments and then
           | whisked the fruit away.
           | 
           | So they served edible food and then took it away before
           | people were finished eating?
           | 
           | >That's the problem with a tasting menu. With so many
           | courses, you just assume things are going to turn around.
           | Every dish is a chance for redemption. Maybe this meal was
           | like Nic Cage's career - you have to wait a really long time
           | for the good stuff, but there is good stuff.
           | 
           | Clearly the servers were not communicating the progress of
           | the meal to the guests:
           | 
           | >"Would you like red or white?" the server asked.
           | 
           | >"What are we having for the main?" she inquired.
           | 
           | >His face blanched.
           | 
           | >"The... main, madame? Um... we're about to move on to
           | dessert."
           | 
           | Or this description-less explanation of a dish from a server:
           | 
           | >"We've infused these droplets with meat molecules," the
           | server explained, and left.
           | 
           | >... and a dish called "frozen air" which literally melted
           | before you could eat it...
           | 
           | >P.S. - The next day, one of the staff tried contacting the
           | only single female member of our party via Instagram
           | messages. "Hey, I served you last night!"
           | 
           | I mean, there's _art_ [nods head], and then there 's _art_
           | [shakes head]. If you take the time to read the article, it
           | 's apparent that these guests have dined at tasting-menu
           | establishments before, perhaps even Michelin-level spots. But
           | to be fair to them, Lecce absolutely does seem like it's
           | trying entirely too damned hard to be over the top in a way
           | that is detrimental to itself.
        
             | youarethebest wrote:
        
         | Mikeb85 wrote:
         | People should read about restaurants before they go... That
         | restaurant is particularly known for very provocative 'artful'
         | food. There's plenty of traditional fine dining restaurants in
         | Italy.
        
       | hirundo wrote:
       | It's been two years since I've eaten at a restaurant, and about
       | five years before that. When I do go the food is quite memorable,
       | compared to home cooking. If you want to make restaurant visits
       | special just make them rare. Michelin restaurants are for people
       | further down that particular hedonistic treadmill than me.
        
       | gorbachev wrote:
       | Such a wonderful article!
       | 
       | I haven't dined in Michelin star restaurants, but a handful of
       | very, very good ones for special occasions with my wife. The
       | experience has been exactly as the the writer of that article
       | had, every time. Great food is magical.
        
       | alkonaut wrote:
       | Highly recommend doing this occasionally. Like so many other
       | things, quantity can be exchanged for quantity. Go to a 5x more
       | expensive restaurant and skip 4 meals at cheaper restaurants.
       | 
       | Restaurants that are expensive-ish but not sublime or memorable
       | experiences can be skipped. Eat cheaply or really expensively.
       | Skip "quite expensive but not fantastic" restaurants. Tasting
       | menus at one star restaurants is where the value is.
        
       | schmichael wrote:
       | One of my first fine dining experiences was similar. A date for
       | my wife and I paid for by my employer after a weekend ruined by
       | an outage. I had steak tartare (fixed!) for the first time. I had
       | cognac (outside of cheap cognac in a mixed drink) for the first
       | time. A family at a nearby table had sweaters tied around their
       | shoulders and were literally discussing their yacht club.
       | 
       | As someone who grew up with public school teachers for parents
       | and corn fields surrounding my house, it was transcendental. The
       | staff was just as lovely as the food, and it's easily the best
       | gift I've ever gotten from an employer.
        
         | rory wrote:
         | Apologies for being an internet corrector, but it's actually
         | "tartare," from the old French belief (or perhaps joke) that
         | the Golden Horde Tatars didn't have time to cook their meat
         | when on the move. So they just softened it under their saddles
         | as they rode, then ate it raw.
         | 
         | Kind of funny that such a now-fancy food is supposed to taste
         | as if you ate it from under a nomad's butt.
        
           | brilee wrote:
           | This article suggests this etymology is made up...
           | https://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/06/dining/the-raw-truth-
           | dont...
        
             | rory wrote:
             | Oh. Well it's a good urban legend anyway.
        
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       | Mikeb85 wrote:
       | Fine dining is more of an 'experience' than a meal. It's like
       | going to the theatre or watching an orchestra perform.
       | 
       | You're not paying for the food you receive per se, you're paying
       | for the room, all the staff buzzing around to provide you with
       | the experience, all the cooks required to give you 10 courses of
       | something interesting and well-made, etc... It's a cultural
       | experience. And the culture you're experiencing ranges from very
       | old cuisine to very new cuisine, local culture to something very
       | foreign, etc...
       | 
       | Also for anyone who thinks they're not 'fancy' enough to enjoy
       | it, consider that cooks, chefs and servers are pretty much the
       | definition of 'working class'. And the food is (usually anyway)
       | delicious and interesting.
        
       | _fat_santa wrote:
       | When I was in Italy with my brother back in 2019, we mostly ate
       | at cheap local spots to keep costs down. But towards the end of
       | the trip, I said lets go get some amazing food, regardless of
       | cost.
       | 
       | We walked into this little Italian restaurant, ordered an
       | expensive Merlot and a tomahawk steak to share. First the wine,
       | "holy shit" was the exact words I used when I first tasted it,
       | super smooth, to the point where you couldn't feel even the
       | smallest bit of sting from the alcohol.
       | 
       | Then the steak, the tenderest steak I've ever had. You cut of
       | pieces of fat and as soon as you put it in your mouth the thing
       | just melts away.
       | 
       | In the end dinner set us back 250 euros, and much like this lady,
       | I walked away going "that was worth every penny". Food like that
       | isn't just about the experience, it's also the memory. That
       | dinner I had is now almost 4 years ago but I still remember the
       | wine and the slightly salted steak _kisses fingers like an
       | italian_
        
         | onemoresoop wrote:
         | Now imagine you had that treatment daily. Perhaps it would not
         | excite you as much and it could not possibly be memorable as a
         | mundane experience. Such are advantages of not being able to
         | always afford the best of the best
        
         | tomrod wrote:
         | This is how my mother-in-law prepares food. It is a genuine
         | pleasure to eat at her table. The experience, love, and
         | innovation she puts into her recipes are amazing.
        
         | riccardomc wrote:
         | I am glad you had a nice experience and I mean no disrespect,
         | but you went all the way to Italy to overpay a French wine and
         | an American cut...
         | 
         | I guess it means you'll have to go back! Next time go to
         | Florence and order a Fiorentina Steak with a Montepulciano.
         | That's going to be 50EUR for two. And, as you said, the memory
         | will last forever.
        
       | julianlam wrote:
       | The wife and I tried a Michelin Star restaurant, along with some
       | restaurants in Toronto without the star, but with tasting menus.
       | 
       | I can mirror the sentiment from this article. Tasting menus are
       | absolutely phenomenal, and worth the money, though of course I
       | couldn't afford to have that every single day.
       | 
       | The idea of paying good money to a chef so they they can
       | thoughtfully procure food instead of buying slabs of meat in
       | bulk, and prepare it in such a way as to arouse the senses, is
       | not really that wild of an idea (perhaps paying a multiple of a
       | standard meal would be offensive to some, I get that.)
       | 
       | My only criticism is that while the food is frickin' amazing, you
       | only get one bite of it, per dish. Maybe two. Maybe that's part
       | of the appeal.
        
         | Mikeb85 wrote:
         | > My only criticism is that while the food is frickin' amazing,
         | you only get one bite of it, per dish. Maybe two. Maybe that's
         | part of the appeal.
         | 
         | I mean, there's a limit to how much you can eat before you
         | start feeling bloated and over-full. More food per course =
         | less courses.
         | 
         | Lots of Michelin starred restaurants in Europe offer tasting
         | menus + a la carte menu (ie. menu where you can choose items)
         | with larger portions. In North America though, most high-end
         | restaurants do one or the other.
        
         | jonny_eh wrote:
         | > you only get one bite of it, per dish
         | 
         | I suppose that gets you to savour it?
        
           | vmception wrote:
           | At the famous El Bulli, there was speculation and accusation
           | that they were using toxins and poisons. Vigorously denied of
           | course, but perhaps the small sizes allowed for this level of
           | discretion.
           | 
           | When I read in this article that the author was for sure they
           | weren't using magic mushrooms or some other kind that would
           | cause a more immediate effect, I was thinking "for suuuuure?"
           | I'll allow it
        
           | munificent wrote:
           | "gets you to" has a negative connotation.
           | 
           | I think a better way to say it is that it helps you
           | appreciate the large number of courses without getting
           | stuffed or having your senses exhausted.
           | 
           | Imagine going to a concert where the band says they are going
           | to play their entire catalog front to back. If you're about
           | to listen to 50 songs, you probably don't want them to also
           | play the extended versions of each one at full blast if you
           | have any hopes of making it through the show.
        
       | thamer wrote:
       | If you drink alcohol and have the option to get the wine pairing
       | in a Michelin star restaurant, I'd highly recommend it. They are
       | usually offered only with a prix-fixe menu where all the courses
       | are pre-selected.
       | 
       | With (say) 7 dishes you'd have 5-7 small glasses of wine, each
       | selected from the restaurant's cellar by a sommelier who knows
       | what would go perfectly with each dish. This is a much better
       | option than getting your own drink or a bottle to share with the
       | table, and the experience of pairing amazing food with just the
       | right drink is on another level.
        
       | brent_noorda wrote:
       | Recently tried the new Fiesta Veggie Burrito at Taco Bell. Two
       | dollars. Exquisite.
        
         | stretchpants wrote:
         | hilarious!!!!!
        
       | stjohnswarts wrote:
       | This was well written. I appreciate the "commonness" of her
       | article :) . My less literate experiences have been similar, as
       | someone who scoffs at paying more than $10 for a meal. It's
       | really nice to treat yourself (and your SO) to a really posh
       | dinner occasionally, maybe a few times a year, and it's usually
       | not as hard as people figure, although she lucked out at only 2
       | days wait (without being a millionaire pulling strings).
        
       | nemo44x wrote:
       | This article made my eyes well up a bit. I love food and
       | appreciate cooking and love to see people discover cooking at
       | this level. The author's reaction to it all, noticing the little
       | details, is just beautiful. I also miss going to these types of
       | restaurants and it makes me a bit sentimental. But soon it will
       | all return, I hope.
        
       | bob66 wrote:
        
       | jefc1111 wrote:
       | Great article! Brought back a memory I haven't accessed for a
       | long time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1IRqqp8vHw
        
       | vmception wrote:
       | > Suddenly, they were not tiny little plates of food for big
       | prices. They were experiences, knowledge and expertise, presented
       | in such a way that I could have flown if I wasn't anchored to the
       | restaurant floor by a crisp table topped with stacks of cutlery.
       | 
       | Love this! Her synopsis could have easily gone the other way at
       | "tiny plates of food at big prices".
       | 
       | The experiences and attention to detail are what I like most
       | about Michelin starred places.
       | 
       | Especially how a place so fancy can have servers that treat you
       | so personably, which is her experience as well. "Lick the plate!
       | I'll cover for you!"
       | 
       | I've been to many places with inferior levels of validation that
       | were much more pretentious, like the Italian places all over
       | America where nothing is in English but you have to pretend
       | you're cultured enough to just know what everything is - there's
       | more English on menus in actual Italy! Even in the middle of
       | nowhere!
       | 
       | The last thing is how the servers know when to be present without
       | hovering or interrupting too often or too infrequently. Some
       | places must have secret passages just for the wait staff and
       | servers.
        
         | ketzo wrote:
         | The servers at these kinds of places really are career
         | professionals, and it shows.
         | 
         | Turns out when you really care about something and do it for a
         | long time under the tutelage of experts, you _can_ get
         | literally 10 or 100 times better at, say, serving someone water
         | without being noticed.
         | 
         | They are also, in my experience, _just_ as excited as you are.
         | These people love their work, or they wouldn 't be there; they
         | get _so_ happy when people love the food they 're serving, and
         | they're always ready to gush with you about how good it is.
         | Very fun interactions.
        
           | thaway2839 wrote:
           | Working at a high quality fine dining restaurant in any
           | capacity is hard work.
           | 
           | I don't think it's possible to do it unless you actually
           | enjoy it.
        
         | vidarh wrote:
         | > The last thing is how the servers know when to be present
         | without hovering or interrupting too often or too infrequently.
         | 
         | Exactly. You can often tell the step up from good to great by
         | whether the servers are intentionally making a show of their
         | presence vs. when you don't notice them other than when you
         | want to.
         | 
         | At one place which should have known better my date and I ended
         | up playing a game of "try to touch the wine bottle before the
         | sommelier would make it to the table" as they insisted on
         | making an annoying show of serving that at first was disruptive
         | rather than helpful, and so we turned to passive aggressive
         | rebellion... But that was funny once - it made me reluctant to
         | go there on dates again.
         | 
         | Conversely at some of the best places I've eaten the serving
         | staff are like ninjas and you hardly even notice your napkin is
         | dirty before it has magically been replaced.
         | 
         | (I've had memorable interactions with servers who knew when to
         | be noticed, so it's not about never being heard or seen, but
         | about understanding when it adds to the experience and when it
         | would interrupt)
        
         | Mikeb85 wrote:
         | > I've been to many places with inferior levels of validation
         | that were much more pretentious, like the Italian places all
         | over America where nothing is in English but you have to
         | pretend you're cultured enough to just know what everything is
         | - there's more English on menus in actual Italy! Even in the
         | middle of nowhere!
         | 
         | IMO these are the worst restaurants; wanna-be "fine dining"
         | which simply isn't..
        
       | rconti wrote:
       | I don't do fine dining either, but what I've noticed at high end
       | places is, much like the author noticed, you get more for your
       | money than you expect, not less.
       | 
       | It's true they don't like to be so crass as to talk about money,
       | but other than the obvious (if you want another drink, it'll cost
       | ya), things offered to you are often without charge. Little
       | tastes of this, more of that. The prices on the menu are high,
       | but it seems that once you've swallowed that, when you receive
       | the bill, it's lower than you expect.
        
         | svachalek wrote:
         | I grew up without exposure to much in the way of luxuries, and
         | as an adult they still feel wasteful. But I've learned this is
         | true of a lot of luxury goods and experiences, part of the high
         | price is all the little extras you weren't even expecting
         | because you're used to what you get at the bare-bones price
         | level.
         | 
         | One notable exception is high end hotels, at least in the US,
         | especially in the pandemic, where the extra cost mostly just
         | seems to be an invitation to get nickeled and dimed on every
         | little thing you do from parking to wifi. It's the 2 and 3 star
         | hotels that throw freebies and conveniences at you.
        
       | anonymousDan wrote:
       | The michelin guide is a fantastic free online resource. The
       | recommendations are so much more reliable than something like
       | TripAdvisor. The key thing to understand though is that you are
       | not just limited to going to 1-3 star Michelin restaurants (which
       | are usually fantastic but often expensive). Instead if you are on
       | a bit more of a budget look for the 'Bib Gourmand' rated
       | restaurants. In my experience these usually provide fantastic
       | value for money. Below that they also have categories such as the
       | Michelin 'Plate', but these tend to be a bit more variable.
        
       | temp83353 wrote:
        
       | oliv__ wrote:
        
       | sva_ wrote:
       | I always had a low opinion on these high-end restaurants, but had
       | my girlfriend convince me to try a Michelin stared restaurant. I
       | have to say that my opinion has completely changed, and I've
       | tried a few since. One Japanese one in particular, was the best
       | food I've ever tasted. I didn't think such an experience was
       | possible - it was way out of scope of things imaginable for me.
       | 
       | I've since been thinking, we spend a lot of money for certain
       | experiences in life, but paying such amounts for a meal is for
       | most people ridiculous. Our sense of taste is a big factor that
       | can perceive a staggering amount of combinations, so I think it
       | is justifiable to spend a bit more money to go on a kind of
       | culinary adventure from time to time.
        
         | dunham wrote:
         | I enjoy cooking. I go to restaurants like that to experience
         | new food and maybe take away a few ideas. A Meal at a three
         | star restaurant is very expensive, but it's an experience I've
         | enjoyed. (I've also enjoyed meals at places completely off of
         | Michelin's radar. For me, stuff like tapas / small plates is
         | nice because I can try different things without filling up.)
         | 
         | Some people couldn't imagine spending that kind of money for a
         | meal. I couldn't imagine spending that kind of money to be at
         | the superbowl. I suspect everybody has their own thing that is
         | worth it to them.
        
           | sva_ wrote:
           | > I suspect everybody has their own thing that is worth it to
           | them.
           | 
           | That's a great thing about people, and a reminder that one
           | should be humble and not judge people for how they're into
           | some (perhaps niche) interests.
           | 
           | > I enjoy cooking. I go to restaurants like that to
           | experience new food and maybe take away a few ideas.
           | 
           | It's a little counter-intuitive, I think, because one might
           | assume that after having had some really great food,
           | everything else will be bland. But it isn't so, as you say.
           | It is an enriching experience contributing to one's ability
           | to appreciate, and perhaps even make more things.
        
       | samgranieri wrote:
       | I've been to (as best I can remember) three Michelin starred
       | restaurants in my life: Sierra Mar in Big Sur, California, Il
       | Bucco in Sorrento, Italy (for my honeymoon), and Schwa in my
       | hometown of Chicago.
       | 
       | My wife and I had a lovely time at each place.
        
         | tptacek wrote:
         | Schwa is very unlike a typical Michelin place; I'm surprised
         | it's starred. My understanding is that Michelin heavily weights
         | service and ambience, neither of which are, uh, specialties of
         | Schwa; it's the most downmarket tasting menu place I've ever
         | been to (that's not to take anything away from it; I liked
         | Schwa more than I liked Alinea).
        
       | munificent wrote:
       | Some of my favorite experiences were excellent meals.
       | 
       | I hate the idea that fine dining is only for the immoral rich who
       | are happy to conspicuously consume their way through an
       | overpriced meal.
       | 
       | A great meal can be as eminently rewarding as any great sensory
       | experience and equally worth the price.
       | 
       | If you don't see anything wrong with buying a hotel room to hear
       | a concert from a favorite band in a distant city, or buying a
       | plane ticket to fly somewhere with an incredible view, then
       | there's equally nothing wrong with every now and then splurging
       | on an amazing meal.
        
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