[HN Gopher] I wrote a program that sends cats to my phone when I...
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       I wrote a program that sends cats to my phone when I'm sad at the
       computer
        
       Author : steventey
       Score  : 73 points
       Date   : 2022-02-22 20:44 UTC (2 hours ago)
        
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       | bombcar wrote:
       | I feel that `thecatapi` and `placekitten` should get together and
       | save the planet whilst providing various cats at a consistent
       | size.
        
       | sebow wrote:
       | I remember trying somewhat similar a long time ago(I think it was
       | around 2016).I once paused for a bit and realized the long-term
       | effects might be the opposite of the intended one, then I
       | stopped.There are a lot of ways people can learn to both control
       | and embrace their emotions, having a computer in this loop is not
       | one of them.
       | 
       | And from what I recall, the actual thing that 'made me happy' (it
       | was actually more like shortly lifting up the mood) was the fact
       | that the thing worked for a bit, at least superficially.Sentiment
       | analysis is very tricky and easily fooled especially if your
       | (involuntarily) facial expressions are akin of smiling.[Which I
       | believe I 'got' from my father, it's not that uncommon, something
       | related to the need of oxygen] Tl;dr: Try it but don't rely on
       | it, humans are one of the things AI won't beat nor understand
       | nowhere near the future when it comes to inter-personal
       | relations.
        
       | bjt2n3904 wrote:
       | All at once, it fills up my feed
       | 
       | More bad news that I didn't need
       | 
       | I can't stop reading but I wish that I didn't know
       | 
       | Still too soon, there's not much to say
       | 
       | They don't know, but talk anyway
       | 
       | All of the pieces, and none of the places they go
       | 
       | So I am looking at pictures of cats
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/4JO-KRT0Vf0
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | air7 wrote:
       | What would be the advantage of using Pushover vs using
       | notifications from a website via the browser app?
        
         | eh9 wrote:
         | It's rumored that it might be supported soon, but iOS still
         | doesn't support web notifications.
        
       | duxup wrote:
       | Sometimes I wonder if I might buy into The Matrix / Colossus: The
       | Forbin Project / our AI overlords if I felt it actually cared
       | about me / was whimsical enough ...
        
         | beardedetim wrote:
         | It sure feels like I'm eating steak...
        
       | xiphias2 wrote:
       | I was first thinking that the author has a real cat and uses a
       | remotely controlled laser pointer...well, it may be version 2
        
       | kevincox wrote:
       | Just being aware of the expression on your face might be very
       | interesting.
        
       | butwhywhyoh wrote:
       | Does anyone else find this mildly dystopian? I mean, it's a cool
       | and really fun project, but it doesn't take much imagination to
       | envision a service like this actually taking off.
       | 
       | "We monitor your mood 24/7 and automatically send you 'happy
       | thoughts' on demand! Contemplating your feelings? Why bother!
       | Here's a cute cat video! Never feel uncomfortable, pensive, or
       | existential again!"
        
         | eurekin wrote:
         | In a year, on a Show HN thread there will be a comment
         | referencing this news entry as another "Dropbox" moment.
         | 
         | Only half joking, wouldn't be surprised at all
        
           | eurekin wrote:
           | Oh, just got why: in western cultures it's considered
           | dystopian, but I can imagine Japanese market being open to
           | that (just like with robot dogs that are getting their own
           | cemetery spots)
        
         | bombcar wrote:
         | I'd rather have it above-board and open than be part of some
         | giant machine learning algorithm at Meta somewhere - "we want
         | our customers to be a bit depressed but not too much or they
         | stop spending ..."
        
         | incanus77 wrote:
         | I agree that this could absolutely be an awful service.
         | However, if someone is just now hacking this for fun, then odds
         | are someone else is already hacking it for profit.
         | 
         | I'm always glad to see people experimenting with technology at
         | a human level and writing about it. That feels like the best
         | that we can do, as opposed to not writing about it or
         | pretending that it doesn't exist.
        
           | jermaustin1 wrote:
           | An awful service, but an amazing concept for a novel.
        
         | Otek wrote:
         | There is already a product for employers that automatically
         | monitors if and how long employee smiles while talking with
         | customers (although masks probably slowed it down). Don't
         | remember the name though.
        
         | gruturo wrote:
         | I would gladly accept the insane intrusion and surveillance if
         | the service sent actual cats, as the headline led me to believe
         | for a moment.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | pseudolus wrote:
         | The dystopia is already upon us. Facial recognition was
         | apparently deployed in a school in China to track students'
         | emotions and actions. [0].
         | 
         | [0] https://www.businessinsider.com/china-school-facial-
         | recognit...
        
           | frogpelt wrote:
           | China has been dystopian for decades.
           | 
           | The real bummer is that even free countries are starting to
           | embrace the same methodologies. When Australia, Canada and
           | the US start heading toward the abyss of surveillance/lock-
           | down states you know things are not looking good for the
           | planet.
        
         | beardedetim wrote:
         | I really want a machine that monitors me and tells me "yo dude,
         | you're Hella depressed. Don't take any of your thoughts too
         | seriously" or "you're super happy. Don't make any big choices
         | without asking your Wife about them".
        
         | charcircuit wrote:
         | Why is cheering people up dystopian?
        
           | DoreenMichele wrote:
           | It can be. It isn't necessarily, but it can be.
           | 
           | Imagine a scenario in which you walk into an ER with a
           | venomous demon chomping on your leg. The doctors give you
           | pain killers and send you cat pics and a list of sitcoms to
           | watch.
           | 
           | No one does anything to solve the real problem that has you
           | in agony and is threatening to kill you. They just make sure
           | you _feel_ fine and that 's it.
           | 
           | Now that you feel fine, the feedback loop is broken and you
           | no longer realize you have a really dire problem that needs
           | to be resolved or you will be maimed for life and/or soon
           | dead. You _feel fine!_ though the demon continues to gnaw on
           | your leg.
        
           | z3c0 wrote:
           | It's the premise of _Brave New World_. It tells of a society
           | subjugated through genetic-engineering and hedonistic
           | entertainment. I think a quick dose of happiness is pretty
           | akin to  "soma", a drug the characters use to avoid bad
           | feelings.
        
         | codeulike wrote:
         | Well thats the point of the tweet that is quoted right at the
         | start of the article
        
         | DaemonAlchemist wrote:
         | Bash Liif: https://youtu.be/1jTHBBkillM?t=85
        
         | duxup wrote:
         | It's a fun story, but yeah continuing the thought it is a
         | little dark.
         | 
         | But the truth is any dystopian future we create ... it's not
         | Evil Google taking over, it's us accepting it happily in
         | exchange for instant cat messaging and Marilyn Monroe bots.
        
         | mox1 wrote:
         | This was a scene in the movie Don't Look Up. A cellphone
         | company CEO (a Zukerburg type character) introduces the 9.5
         | update, which includes emotion sensors. When you are sad, it
         | automatically shows you pictures of cats.
         | 
         | So yes, I do.
         | 
         | Edit: Here is the video -
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jTHBBkillM&t=96s
         | 
         | (My bad it was the 14.3 update and dogs riding chickens)
        
           | lasercat wrote:
           | Another exploration of this theme was in an episode of Doctor
           | Who (Smile) which features a colony with nanobots that are
           | optimized for happiness, with disastrous results:
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smile_(Doctor_Who) - "The Vardy
           | were programmed to help construct and operate the colony and
           | make the colonists happy, monitoring the emotional state of
           | the colonists through the emotion badges and avatars. When
           | one of the flight crew died of natural causes, it created
           | grief among the crew, something the avatars were not
           | programmed to register. The Vardy took this as a sign of
           | disease and killed those who displayed unhappiness. This
           | created a "grief tsunami" which rapidly wiped out the flight
           | crew, and will likely wipe out the waking colonists when they
           | discover what happened."
        
       | VoodooJuJu wrote:
       | This exact thing was a dystopian little vignette in the movie
       | _Don 't Look Up_. Funny and scary that it's real now.
        
       | reaperducer wrote:
       | Would love to see a macOS program version of this from the people
       | who did the Christmas lights for the M1 screen notch.
        
       | hunterb123 wrote:
       | Are people always smiling at the computer? My face rests with a
       | frown.
       | 
       | The more intent I'm thinking, the more likely I'm frowning, then
       | CAT! Which is realistic at least.
       | 
       | Inverse it and you can tell when you're probably not working, for
       | task reminders, upcoming meetings.
        
       | simlevesque wrote:
       | Shoutout to the Human library and it's creator vladmandic. The
       | library is growing fast.
        
       | ivraatiems wrote:
       | I solved this problem in a lower-tech way by simply configuring
       | the area behind my workstation as a cat bed. Now, I can turn
       | around and enjoy looking at my cat at any time, as she loves her
       | bed and rarely leaves it. Stress eliminated!
       | 
       | Yes, she is taking Series A funding in the form of wet food, if
       | anyone is interested.
        
       | alea_iacta_est wrote:
        
         | reaperducer wrote:
        
         | dcminter wrote:
         | It's also stitching several interesting APIs together in an
         | unusual and whimsical way. Better yet, the article itself is
         | well written. If you've done something better with your day
         | that then feel free to tell us about it.
        
         | zem wrote:
         | i've seen a fair number of HN posts with grown people sending
         | spam (sorry, _marketing emails to improve your conversion
         | funnel!!!!_ ) to other people and bragging about it on social
         | media. i'll take sending cats to yourself any day.
        
       | Animats wrote:
       | That should go into one of the virtual girlfriend apps in Japan.
        
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