[HN Gopher] Chindogu: The Japanese Art of Useless Inventions
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       Chindogu: The Japanese Art of Useless Inventions
        
       Author : type0
       Score  : 110 points
       Date   : 2022-01-01 14:10 UTC (8 hours ago)
        
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       | tdeck wrote:
       | > The Japanese, however, believe otherwise. There are just some
       | things that need to be invented even when people don't really
       | need it.
       | 
       | > Finding it difficult to spread butter on your morning toast?
       | There's an invention for that. Have a terrible cold and
       | constantly need tissue to blow your nose? The Japanese have
       | exactly what you need.
       | 
       | Is this particularly "Japanese"? We used to have a magazine in
       | the US called Skymall that was full of these kinds of inventions.
       | Hammacker Schlemmer is one company in particular that sells a lot
       | of them.
        
         | tasha0663 wrote:
         | I would always take the SkyMall catalog when I was a kid. It
         | was a comedic gold mine.
         | 
         | Personal favorite: Safe-T-Man
         | 
         | https://www.gusworld.com.au/rotd/9610/safe.htm
        
       | hinkley wrote:
       | The shoes for stealing pachinko balls are amazing. I thought I
       | could see it coming but I thought he had magnets in those chunky
       | soles.
        
       | suction wrote:
       | I simply love every Japanese term starting with "Chin".
        
         | SapporoChris wrote:
         | I recommend glancing at a Japanese dictionary sometime.
        
       | stavros wrote:
       | This speaks to my soul.
        
       | lanewinfield wrote:
       | I now know there's a name for the category of my Zoom pull cord.
       | 
       | https://twitter.com/lanewinfield/status/1339257875034566656
       | 
       | I've never sold it and I don't plan to sell it. And it's
       | definitely because of Chindogu rule 5 and definitely not because
       | hardware scaling is very hard.
        
         | cookie_monsta wrote:
         | This isn't a rebuke at all or a request to post your content
         | elsewhere, but it seems that a lot of regular Twitter users may
         | not realise that you can't access links like yours without
         | being logged in to Twitter.
         | 
         | Not saying you should care, just pointing it out.
        
           | canttestthis wrote:
           | Works for me, I'm not logged in.
        
       | Lamad123 wrote:
       | chopsticks on clothespin seem very useful (at least from the
       | point of view of the two thirds of humanity).
        
       | TedDoesntTalk wrote:
       | Is this how SkyMall started?
        
       | ezconnect wrote:
       | They have lots of gadgets, I saw a karaoke microphone with a cone
       | you sing into so not to disturb the neighbors when you are
       | singing, just like the bowl on ears on the article but applied to
       | a microphone.
        
         | tdeck wrote:
         | Sounds something like a steno mask
         | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenomask
        
       | ctdonath wrote:
       | "Strange how much human progress and achievement comes from
       | contemplation of the irrelevant." - Scott Kim
        
       | croes wrote:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selfie_stick was once such an
       | invention
        
         | capableweb wrote:
         | Seems like a bunch of people (tried to at least) patent the
         | selfie stick at one or another point. You wouldn't try to
         | patent something you have no interest in earning money from,
         | and is therefore not Chindogu
        
           | croes wrote:
           | Not back then when it wa first mentioned for cameras
           | 
           | https://www.amusingplanet.com/2018/10/chindogu-japanese-
           | art-...
        
             | nosianu wrote:
             | That site has some cool stories. I didn't know about "The
             | London Beer Flood of 1814" until just now.
             | 
             | https://www.amusingplanet.com/2021/12/the-london-beer-
             | flood-...
             | 
             | > _The Horse Shoe Brewery was the site of an unusual
             | tragedy. In 1814, several large vats of beer broke
             | releasing a tsunami of fermented porter in the streets,
             | that killed eight people._
             | 
             | > _A wave of porter beer 15 feet high swept into New
             | Street, destroying houses and inundating basements._
        
       | bitcurious wrote:
       | In "The Book of Thinkage" (which I heard of on HN), one of the
       | characters practices "cozy" - making his space fit his exact
       | needs, by adding a shelf here, a lever there. There's something
       | universal, and quite satisfying, about the instinct to shape the
       | world around us to match our individualisms. It's like all of our
       | random automation scripts, but physical.
        
       | sersi wrote:
       | Those eyedrop funnels glasses look really useful. As someone who
       | has a very hard time using eyedrops they might actually help me.
        
         | ansible wrote:
         | Given that they need to be sterile and dust-free when you use
         | them... I don't think so. Otherwise you are just causing more
         | problems for your eyes.
        
       | laumars wrote:
       | There used to be a U.K. TV show (CBBC) based on this
       | 
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27ll_Never_Work%3F
        
       | johnjungles wrote:
       | I follow unnecessaryinventions guy to get my Chindogu fix
        
       | noyesno wrote:
       | Reminds me of Bonk Business:
       | 
       | " Bonk Business is a fictional corporation created by Finnish
       | artist and sculptor Alvar Gullichsen. The "products of Bonk
       | Business" are absurd machines, such as the paranormal cannon,
       | that have no apparent use, and which are built by Gullichsen. The
       | story is that Bonk machines are powered by anchovy oil. The works
       | parody corporate and marketing cliches in a retrofuturistic
       | style."
       | 
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonk_Business
        
       | mcshicks wrote:
       | We really enjoyed the book "101 unuseless japanese inventions"
       | with our kids when they were growing up, which was the first time
       | I heard about chindogu. It might still make a nice gift for some
       | people, especially adolescents. It seems like the book is
       | available on archive.org
       | https://archive.org/details/101unuselessjapa00kawa
        
       | csydas wrote:
       | I think designing "useless" things is actually a really great
       | exercise that forces you to challenge a lot of your
       | biases/assumptions and really flex your muscles.
       | 
       | I help teach some people intro-level coding and we practice on
       | "useless" code all the time, like text mangling to do meme-
       | posting, writing some data-moshing tools, etc. It's practical in
       | that it teaches some fundamentals, but the output is ultimately
       | silly but observable. (e.g., there's not much value to the
       | program but a successful output is clear)
       | 
       | Useless inventions are pretty fun for a lot of things;
       | theatre/home movies are filled with such things as CG is
       | typically too much work for an individual, so practical effects
       | need to be used. For a movie I made for a friend, we had to
       | figure out how to make a puppet "blow" into a party noise maker,
       | and came up with the strangest contraption involving straws and a
       | lot of tape; a overall "useless" invention, but turns out there's
       | a lot more going into making noise with a party noise maker than
       | you'd imagine.
       | 
       | Useless inventions are a great exercise of creativity and logic,
       | blending the practical side of our minds with the
       | emotional/fantastical parts that just want to make such fun and
       | fantastical things work.
        
       | fujidust wrote:
       | Oh, looks like we have our very own in the US via Reddit:
       | https://reddit.com/u/rightcoastguy
        
         | capableweb wrote:
         | I'm not sure they qualify to be called "Chindogu", two of the
         | rules are "It must be a tool that solves everyday life
         | problems" and "It is not for sale" while some inventions of
         | theirs don't solve anything at all, and some of them seems to
         | be for sale in their shop.
         | 
         | It's just normal "Unnecessary Inventions".
        
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