[HN Gopher] Unwanted Corkpull
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       Unwanted Corkpull
        
       Author : norescue
       Score  : 54 points
       Date   : 2021-12-29 20:18 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | errcorrectcode wrote:
       | Burrowing into minutia: "The Rabbit"-type cork pullers are far
       | easier and faster. These are gear-assisted, spiral pullers
       | obviating the need for elbow grease. Stubborn corks still need
       | the two prongs-type to coax them out (or in).
        
         | Pxtl wrote:
         | Oddly I think the author mentions he (she?) has a few of those
         | and despite their aesthetic loathing of the Oxo one, they find
         | it more efficient than the traditional ones. Or at least I
         | assume that's what they're talking about when mentioning their
         | other corkscrews.
         | 
         | As for Oxo itself, I find the brand frustrating.
         | 
         | The author rightly asserts that Oxo devices are utterly
         | hideous... But on the other hand, Oxo is one of the few brands
         | that is both consistently available and consistently high
         | quality.
         | 
         | Now that shopping is a minefield of unusably defective low-
         | quality goods from anonymous Chinese ephemeral marks, reputable
         | built-for-life brands with a wide spectrum of products like Oxo
         | are critical to survival.
         | 
         | An Oxo kitchen utensil may be bulbous and black, but it won't
         | be rusty, bent, cracked, tarnished, peeling, oily, or
         | poisonous.
        
           | throwaway984393 wrote:
           | Prior generations didn't fear rust, bending or tarnishing,
           | because they were taught how to care for those items. And if
           | they were damaged, they'd get repaired! I fear that by making
           | the world more idiot-proof we're inviting more idiots.
        
           | errcorrectcode wrote:
           | Oxo, like any large company, has hit-or-miss designs. Their
           | lettuce spinner is adequate. I wish they made their storage
           | containers in glass.
           | 
           | Low quality products are infiltrating markets, including
           | Amazon, at an alarming rate. Take a small category as a
           | signal: 3d printer filament vacuum bags. There are hundreds,
           | if not thousands, of nearly-identical listings for what can
           | best be described as a glorified ZipLoc, 2 mil storage bag
           | with a piece of tape over a hole to be used as a "valve." I
           | left an honest review about how horrible, overpriced, and
           | useless this product was. The seller then had the audacity to
           | email me directly 3x to bribe me to delete the review.
        
         | narag wrote:
         | _Burrowing into minutia: "The Rabbit"-type cork pullers are far
         | easier and faster._
         | 
         | I've seen faster. In a luxury restaurant. It was just a long
         | curved awl with a T handle. No idea how difficult it is to
         | master or how good it is for problem corks. But fast? Sure.
         | 
         | Never seen one in shops.
         | 
         | Edit: curved I mean a soft S shape. No screw.
        
           | throwaway984393 wrote:
           | Cork pullers for expensive wine are just two metal flat
           | prongs that slide down the sides, and you twist the bottle
           | and pull. It keeps the cork intact so that old deteriorated
           | cork doesn't fall into the wine. Both the most minimal and
           | effective uncorker, and of course nobody owns one except
           | chefs, sommeliers and rich folk
        
             | narag wrote:
             | IIRC it was just one metal pointy piece. It's no mistery
             | how it pulled the cork: the S shape. Probably driving it in
             | the cork is more difficult... anyway it was just a second.
        
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       | cafard wrote:
       | If it's any comfort, corkscrews do break. We went from three to
       | one over the course of a couple of years, and the one remaining
       | is not wholly satisfactory. (The part that pushes against the
       | bottle rim is a little askew--it hasn't failed yet, but may in a
       | while.) Perhaps I could start setting money aside for its
       | replacement--a hegemonic fund.
       | 
       | And might I complain about the adjective "famous" attached to an
       | essay by an author I've never heard of, and suspect most of the
       | HN readership has never heard of? I'd settle for "noted", I
       | guess.
        
         | lesquivemeau wrote:
         | I'm curious about which type of corkscrew you're using. I never
         | heard of one breaking as you open a bottle (in France it's
         | really common to have a Creuset-type corkscrew at home). I
         | personally use the one on my Swiss army knife and I'm pretty
         | confident it won't break. Maybe you'd want to get one of those,
         | they're pretty cheap and can outlive you easily if you don't
         | lose it.
         | 
         | edit: seems like you're using the lever ("the part that pushes
         | against the bottle rim") to open the bottle. You may want to
         | ditch it altogether: just hold the bottle between your legs and
         | pull on the corkscrew to extract the cork.
        
           | cafard wrote:
           | The ones that failed were of the sort with levers on the
           | side, geared to the shaft so that the levers rise as the
           | screw goes into the cork. One then presses down on the levers
           | to pull out the screw.
        
             | lesquivemeau wrote:
             | Oh i see, those "de Gaulle" corkscrew aren't great IMHO,
             | but as i never use them i didn't know they were this
             | fragile.
        
               | cafard wrote:
               | Actually, they took 20 or 25 years to fail.
        
       | rodelrod wrote:
       | Once you reach a certain level of wealth that is not uncommon in
       | developed countries, owning physical stuff is a burden. Not only
       | corkscrews: furniture, appliances, a car, a house. You get
       | regular reminders of this when you've spent your entire adult
       | life moving from tiny apartment to tiny apartment in European
       | city centers.
       | 
       | Unless I'm intimate with someone's present, pressing needs, the
       | only gift I'll dare to buy another adult will be food, drinks, or
       | experiences.
       | 
       | If you need a corkscrew, the only one you'll ever need is a
       | double-stepped waiters corkscrew (I own a Creuset [0] which is
       | fine but there's plenty of cheaper alternatives). They're small,
       | last forever and work for every tight or crumbling cork you might
       | have to deal with.
       | 
       | I guess that if you buy very expensive wines and like to drink
       | alone, you may find some use in a fancy contraption I've seen
       | used in Burgundy this summer which allows you to pour wine while
       | keeping the cork in the bottle [1]. It is expensive, high
       | maintenance and fiddly.
       | 
       | Everything in between, I really don't see the point.
       | 
       | [0] https://www.lecreuset.fr/fr_FR/p/wt-110-sommelier-double-
       | lev...
       | 
       | [1] https://www.coravin.fr/
        
         | hughrr wrote:
         | I've got a Swiss Army knife that's twenty years older than me.
         | Does the job well and many other ones too and will outlive me
         | no doubt.
         | 
         | As for fancy contraptions, these can be avoided by drinking the
         | whole bottle when you open it, preferably with someone
         | interesting at hand to share it! Wine is awful stuff without
         | good company.
        
         | bikingbismuth wrote:
         | I have a Coravin, and I have found it to be pretty low
         | maintenance (other than having to buy replacement argon
         | canisters).
         | 
         | I bought it when my wife was pregnant and have continued to use
         | it with white wines (I'm the only one who drinks white in my
         | social group).
        
           | rodelrod wrote:
           | Nice to hear about your experience, sounds like a good use
           | case. I briefly considered it to allow better food pairings
           | in small dinners. The marginal benefit wouldn't justify the
           | cost of ownership for me, though.
        
         | leephillips wrote:
         | I'm with you on the waiter's friend. No need for any weird
         | contraptions there.
        
         | Fnoord wrote:
         | I don't understand French but I got one which resembles your
         | first one (or should I say the zeroth..). Works pretty well.
         | You can also just use a swiss army knife, if you don't often
         | open a bottle. Because, in theory, you would use the swiss army
         | knife for a whole lot of other things, saving space and money.
         | In a tiny house I would prefer a swiss army knife.
         | 
         | The solution to not getting stuff I don't want is simple (even
         | though I could appreciate Tony Chocolonely chocolate, or a
         | Steam voucher). I tell people to not bother, give our young
         | kids some more instead. At a certain age in life, if you
         | want/need something you buy it, and you don't what (what I call
         | in Dutch) prullaria (anymore). Boring? Difficult? No problem,
         | my kids are easier to serve. Although I do remove (sometimes
         | temporarily) and eventually resell stuff of theirs. Even there,
         | I believe less is more and its easier to clean and sort, too.
         | But buying allows them to try things out.
        
           | toomanybeersies wrote:
           | You don't even need a Swiss Army Knife, if you don't drink a
           | lot of corked wine, a shoe will do just fine [1].
           | 
           | Seriously though, Swiss Army Knives are the epitome of "jack
           | of all trades, master of none". It's so much better to use
           | the proper tool for the job. I've had the same $10 sommelier
           | knife longer than I've ever owned a Swiss Army Knife (since
           | my wine knife stays in the kitchen drawer).
           | 
           | [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXihX13xjqQ
        
         | kurthr wrote:
         | As a wine drinker, I agree with all of this... even though I
         | use the Rabbit I got years ago. I find it convenient, but
         | others do not.
         | 
         | One comment on Coravin from a professional (I've only used it a
         | couple of times) is that it works well on some corks and not on
         | others, particularly older ones. They can leak significantly,
         | which makes it useless for your expensive old cab.
         | 
         | Also, temperature stability becomes VERY critical as any change
         | causes pressure in the bottle to change, and air to ex-change!
        
         | antiterra wrote:
         | > the only one you'll ever need is a double-stepped waiters
         | corkscrew
         | 
         | > Everything in between, I really don't see the point.
         | 
         | The point is some people have things like arthritis or other
         | challenges that benefit from greater mechanical advantage.
        
           | marcosdumay wrote:
           | Well, I'm yet to see any model that actually gives you
           | greater mechanical leverage.
           | 
           | But there are models that have a two-handed operation that
           | doesn't require the tiny bit of skill the GP's one need to
           | not break the cork.
        
             | Symbiote wrote:
             | I used a lever-type corkscrew to open about 40 bottles of
             | wine at a large party last year. It was really easy,
             | although I can't remember it well enough to consider
             | someone with arthritis.
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=476wTEKDOVc (1 minute).
        
           | rodelrod wrote:
           | That would be a good reason. None of the many people I've
           | seen getting these for Christmas over the years had
           | arthritis. What they did all have was a friend or relative
           | with a social obligation to buy some crap for them and a
           | zillion other people in a crowded mall on the 24th afternoon.
        
             | kentonv wrote:
             | Well, the reason Oxo has been so successful is that it
             | turns out that if you make things easier to hold and use,
             | it is not only better for people with arthritis, but it
             | turns out almost everyone else likes it better too. You may
             | not _need_ it, but why would you not prefer an easier grip,
             | all else being equal?
             | 
             | But I do agree this isn't a good gift item unless you
             | specifically know the person needs a new corkscrew. I hate
             | having redundant stuff.
        
               | convolvatron wrote:
               | i'm pretty certain that most of OXOs sales are due to the
               | fact that many grocery stores just have one little
               | section of kitchen tools and only carry that brand.
               | 
               | they are ugly, not particularly ergonomic and age
               | horribly.
        
         | throwaway55421 wrote:
         | Eh? I don't agree with this at all.
         | 
         | If you have a "certain level of wealth", why would you move
         | from tiny apartment to tiny apartment? You have no need to sell
         | your previous one, or just no need to move. Also, why are they
         | tiny?
         | 
         | It sounds like you're talking about being nomadic on a middle
         | to high income.
         | 
         | Most wealthy people I know own big houses in places like
         | Kensington or Hampstead or whatever the equivalent is. They
         | might also have a pied a terre or three, sure, but they're not
         | constantly moving.
        
           | rodelrod wrote:
           | Moving a lot served me as a recurring reminder of the burden
           | of stuff, but it's not the only way that it materializes.
           | 
           | Stuff takes space, stuff adds clutter, some stuff requires
           | administrative overhead, most stuff requires maintenance.
           | 
           | I prefer tiny apartments in central neighbourhoods than
           | bigger ones in the suburbs. Stuff enters into that equation.
           | I can't afford a big house in Kensington. So OK, if I could
           | afford a big house in Kensington plus a couple of pied-a-
           | terre, _maybe_ I wouldn 't worry so much about stuff. I could
           | have an extra room for a corkscrew collection and hired hands
           | to deal with it. Stuff staff.
           | 
           | I added the "certain level of wealth" qualifier to make it
           | clear that I didn't mean to claim that being burdened by
           | stuff is a universal experience. It's a problem tied to
           | abundance, like obesity and information overload. This level
           | of wealth is much lower than what most people would consider
           | "wealthy".
        
           | lostmsu wrote:
           | I think the point was that moving from tiny apartment to tiny
           | apartment happened before he became wealthy, so he compares
           | now, where he has to maintain all that stuff (car, house,
           | furniture in all rooms, yard) vs before when he had maybe a
           | sofa, a desk, and a laptop.
        
         | lostmsu wrote:
         | I had an ingeniously evil thought in that regard, that if you
         | don't like somebody, and you have money to spend, you could
         | anonymously buy a few items of low-quality on Amazon to the
         | person's address and name as gifts.
         | 
         | Most people, even relatively well-off ones will keep free
         | stuff. And will be in pain either because they will actually
         | continue using it, and get annoyed by its low quality, or stop
         | using it, but leave it around as junk because of the instinct
         | to hoard.
        
       | sandworm101 wrote:
       | Every corkscrew I own is unwanted. I don't even drink. It has
       | been years since I ever needed to use one in my own home. (The
       | cooking wine I use is screw-top.) That said, I own at least six
       | of things. Why? They are attached to other objects that I
       | actually use. Two are on swiss army knives I've owned for
       | decades. Two came packaged with other products (sets of kitchen
       | tools). The others are attached to my can openers, which I do
       | use.
       | 
       | Question: Has anyone here ever used the can opener on a swiss
       | army knife? It is there. It is slow but does work. For all my
       | corkscrews, many times I've found myself without a can-opener and
       | had to resort to the swiss army knife.
        
         | hughrr wrote:
         | I use my Swiss army knife regularly, as alluded to elsewhere in
         | this thread. It has supplanted a few other tools in an effort
         | to minimise the amount of crap I have. The one I own is 20
         | years older than me and is a hand me down from my father. One
         | of the most useful things I own.
         | 
         | As for opening cans, I use it for that after the last can
         | opener I had fell to bits about a decade ago. Takes a bit of
         | practice but you can chunk through a can in about 10 seconds
         | reliably. It also opens cans that the can openers won't grip
         | properly.
         | 
         | I've used it to build a couple of PCs with as well as the only
         | tool.
         | 
         | As for not drinking, most of the wine I get gifted goes into a
         | pot and is used for cooking. I'll only drink it if there's
         | someone interesting to drink it with, which is sadly not
         | happening that often these days.
        
         | Avshalom wrote:
         | I've been using the can opener on my leatherman for two or
         | three years now exclusively... my old can opener broke and
         | every time I think to buy a new one in a store I see the price
         | of a good one and think "well fuck that", even though yes
         | obviously I way more than that on all sorts of stuff regularly.
         | 
         | Works fine, I'm pretty handy with it, not much slower than the
         | standard clamp and crank style.
         | 
         | https://www.leatherman.com/wave-10.html
        
         | geoduck14 wrote:
         | >Question: Has anyone here ever used the can opener on a swiss
         | army knife?
         | 
         | I have. I used it to cut shoelaces. I immediately regretted the
         | decision.
        
         | leephillips wrote:
         | I have, while camping and when at home when the normal can
         | opener was broken. It's not too slow once you get the knack.
        
       | jessaustin wrote:
       | previous discussion:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28703414
        
       | jsharpe wrote:
       | There's some rumination in this article on how difficult it is to
       | get rid of gifts.
       | 
       | I find Marie Kondo's advice on this very practical:
       | https://konmari.com/gifts-that-dont-spark-joy/
       | 
       | "The true purpose of a present is to be received."
       | 
       | "... You don't have to keep using the gift forever. If you try
       | using the item and decide that it still doesn't suit you, thank
       | it for the joy it brought when you first received it - and bid it
       | farewell. The true purpose of a present is to be received,
       | because gifts are a means of conveying someone's feelings for
       | you. When viewed from this perspective, there is no need to feel
       | guilty about parting with a gift that ultimately doesn't spark
       | joy."
        
       | h2odragon wrote:
       | "Long form" is great but this is longer than that. Into the realm
       | of pointless persiflage.
       | 
       | If I understand correctly, the problem is the existence of 3
       | corkscrews in their drawer? And the big one works best... So
       | throw out the _other_ two? Or at least relegate them to deep
       | storage?
       | 
       | This might not even _be_ a problem, with proper propitiation of
       | Anoia.
       | 
       | https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Anoia
        
         | DnDGrognard wrote:
         | And why would you not have the multiple corkscrews in different
         | places i.e. one next /with the drinks cabinet/ tray or one in
         | the dining room
         | 
         | I have a folding waiters corkscrew included in my work and home
         | took kit and a multi tool with a corkscrew in my laptop bag.
        
           | cardiffspaceman wrote:
           | I used to have a corkscrew in the glove box of my car.
           | 
           | It was a different time.
        
         | jrmg wrote:
         | _So throw out the other two? Or at least relegate them to deep
         | storage?_
         | 
         | The implications of _these questions_ are exactly what the
         | essay is about.
        
         | samwillis wrote:
         | It may arguably be a little too long and could have done with a
         | little more editing. But sitting here on my sofa between
         | Christmas and New Year with an open tin of Quality Street and
         | too many empty wrappers next to me, this is exactly the type of
         | content I like to find on HN at this time.
        
         | notreallyserio wrote:
         | The essay isn't about the corkscrew, although it is mentioned
         | many times, nor the junk drawer. It's about the burden of stuff
         | in general and some reasons many of us feel the burden.
        
           | borepop wrote:
           | Right but the ostensible hook for the reader's interest is
           | the moderately banal design of the corkscrew. Which, to
           | anyone with any sense of perspective, is not a particularly
           | compelling problem.
           | 
           | Indeed, I would rather have a banal corkscrew than have to
           | read a totally banal essay. At least the corkscrew does not
           | falsely purport to impart wisdom to me.
        
             | QuelqueChose wrote:
             | I can understand how what I personally find engaging can be
             | banal and unnecessary to others, but with this case I can't
             | think of anything that would serve as a more fitting
             | opening metaphor for the entire essay. The chunky wine
             | opener that serves its intended purpose and was a gift, but
             | lays taking up an incongruent amount of space for its
             | intended use invites some observation on all the other
             | unused-but-still-owned stuff that we're forced to either
             | continue possessing or send along to the trash.
             | 
             | I guess some (not implying you) might consider the
             | observations somewhat shallow, and maybe they would find
             | the solution to be "simple". Just throw more stuff out.
        
         | selfsimilar wrote:
         | The corkscrew is the 'every-man' item that allows for
         | reflection on modern desires in tension. It's about the
         | corkscrew the same way that [the] summer's day to which thee I
         | shall compare is still slightly actually about the summer day.
        
         | geoduck14 wrote:
         | I highly recommend a rotation kitchen stand [0]. We have one,
         | and it holds a bunch of random kitchen utensils
         | 
         | [0]
         | https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=ifdz4x...
        
       | antiterra wrote:
       | The article overall resonates, but the derision for what the
       | author admits is an incredibly enabling piece of accessible
       | hardware reads like a jerk complaining about the aesthetics of
       | accessible parking spaces.
        
         | 4gotunameagain wrote:
         | I perceived it as a trip through her mental process, which
         | first despised the object but then came to appreciate its
         | existence
        
       | wiredfool wrote:
       | Kipple drives out non kipple.
        
       | throwaway984393 wrote:
       | _" I know it's not entirely my fault, this material glut that
       | accumulates in drifts and droves, turning my apartment, and
       | probably yours, into a way station for wayward objects._"
       | 
       | Your apartment, your life, your fault. Lots of people take
       | "reduce, reuse, recycle" extremely seriously: generating very
       | little trash, only owning things they need, not replacing them
       | until they're broken, and then getting a used replacement. And in
       | fact, if you just got rid of that junk by giving it to Goodwill
       | or a Free Stuff Facebook group, you'd be helping reduce the
       | consumption of new goods, too. Having it sit in that drawer is
       | the second worst thing you could do.
        
       | jspash wrote:
        
       | theodric wrote:
        
         | s5300 wrote:
        
       | NoGravitas wrote:
       | I like this author's reflections on sustainability, supply
       | chains, and labor, but I don't find their class-anxiety over
       | their cork-pull being middlebrow very relatable.
       | 
       | My first impulse is "give it to a thrift store", which is where I
       | buy all of my clothing. But then I think about how poorly-
       | organized and unpredictable the housewares department at the
       | thrift store is, and wonder if, once it was donated, if anyone
       | would ever buy it. We do a bad job at recycling in our society,
       | but we do an even worse job at reusing. Imagine if reuse were
       | something we were really dedicated to: thrift stores would pool
       | their inventories and rationalize their stocking in a way that
       | would make the nearest thrift store a viable choice when you want
       | a specific common item, and not just when you're browsing to see
       | what you can find.
        
         | klyrs wrote:
         | This article is a counterpoint to any call to reducing
         | consumption, where people get downright angry or at least
         | dismiss it as completely impossible/ridiculous. Our culture is
         | based on consumption, and it seems that people cannot imagine a
         | life without a junk drawer full of unused corkscrews.
        
         | jrmg wrote:
         | The addresses this:
         | 
         |  _For its refusal to signify, its bulk, and its sheer
         | unnecessariness in my already-overstuffed drawer, I've been
         | ready to ditch this corkpull for months. During the pandemic,
         | though, it's even more impossible than usual to get rid of
         | things. After a year inside with all my objects, clutter has
         | taken on a malevolent unruliness, tote bags procreating inside
         | other tote bags and external hard drives with unknown contents
         | taunting from the back of the closet. Boxes and paper grocery
         | bags pile up along the hallway, full of things to be gotten rid
         | of. But the thrift stores and donation drop-offs are still
         | closed, or have limited hours. And you know that most of those
         | things don't get sold._
        
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