[HN Gopher] Plato's Dashboards
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       Plato's Dashboards
        
       Author : e_proxus
       Score  : 38 points
       Date   : 2021-12-22 17:09 UTC (5 hours ago)
        
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       | phillipcarter wrote:
       | I don't have much to add other than this reminds me of the
       | obsession around "satisfaction" for product metrics and why that
       | seems to always boil down to slapping NPS on it because it's a
       | number and execs like numbers.
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       | I think this is essential reading if anyone's interested on a
       | product-focused tangent for the topic:
       | https://articles.uie.com/net-promoter-score-considered-harmf...
        
         | splittingTimes wrote:
         | Sorry to ask but What's NPS?
        
           | cconstantine wrote:
           | Net Promoter Score:
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_promoter_score
           | 
           | How likely are people to promote the thing?
        
       | hinkley wrote:
       | > So let's circle back to metrics and ways to ensure we use them
       | for guidance rather than obey them reflexively.
       | 
       | I'm not sure this is the right framing of the problem. "Guidance"
       | is too nebulous and leaves us with the same problem of
       | interpretation.                   Advice from an old tracker: You
       | want to find someone, use your eyes.
       | 
       | When I have someone who is getting themselves/us in trouble by
       | looking at charts, my remedy always includes the notion that
       | charts are for asking questions, not answering them. You might
       | have a chart that says user response time has improved, but have
       | you tried using the service from your phone (with wifi disabled)?
       | If the chart says the times are shifting, we need to know why
       | they are shifting, because that's information. "Looks like
       | response time went down," is only useful as the introduction to a
       | question, like, "did we change something?" or "did we have a
       | routing issue?", or "can we do the same thing on this other
       | service that is drawing complaints?"
       | 
       | Getting good questions also often involves cleaning up sources of
       | noise in the charts. It's too easy for someone with an axe to
       | grind to jump to conclusions that this is a repeat of a problem
       | we had before (ie, this is Team X's fault... again) or that lack
       | of improvement means failure to act. It is not impossible that I
       | fix one regression at the same time someone else causes another,
       | or changes the denominator by the same magnitude as the fix.
        
       | throwaway2331 wrote:
       | I'll barge in and say that there's this meme in business schools
       | that: "what gets measured, gets done."
       | 
       | They're mostly there to serve as the source of truth, whether or
       | not a specific manager is getting a bonus (and by how much).
       | 
       | Generally, the best metrics are "based in reality" (and usually
       | revolve around inflow and outflow of money) -- but those are hard
       | to fudge, without playing accounting games, and even harder to
       | meet (it takes actual skill, rather than being able to pass the
       | buck endlessly for a couple of years, before moving onto another
       | org); so you may find it common for the managerial horde to pick
       | "bullshit metrics" to cover their own asses (doubly so, if the
       | metrics are decided by committee).
       | 
       | There's no reason for practical metrics to exist in most large
       | corporations -- the incentives just aren't aligned. Bonuses are
       | decided by metrics (and anyone who has a modicum of intuition,
       | will always pick the metric that can be most gamed for himself,
       | and his underlings). Also, if we're being real with ourselves,
       | there's very little that managers "control," so picking a "real"
       | metric would just breed an environment that selects for luck (or
       | lies).
       | 
       | In my opinion, the only useful metric is profit generated.
       | Everything else is just an emotional safety blanket for
       | uncertainty.
        
         | cconstantine wrote:
         | The only thing that matters is revenue, and if it can't be
         | easily measured against revenue it doesn't exist. I am so tired
         | of this line of reasoning. It's poisoning the industry, ruining
         | products, and sucking the joy out of work.
         | 
         | What about making a quality product because you have a passion
         | for it? Nope, make a broken MVP and move on to the next
         | customer.
         | 
         | If I can't maintain a metric until I can tie it to revenue,
         | then I guess I don't get cpu usage on our database. Or disk
         | usage. Or response time for anything that only employees touch.
         | Bad data and errors are fine as long as no one complains.
         | Actually, if we produce a shitty product long enough everyone
         | will get used to it and stop complaining. If we stop measuring
         | error rates we can stop wasting time on fixing things right?
         | Tests and code refactors just get in the way of delivering that
         | MVP. Rewards are doled out for fixing an outage, and preventing
         | them is a cost-center to be eliminated.
         | 
         | On the flip side, now we've got KPIs for our ability to push
         | things through the corporate bureaucracy. I didn't become a
         | programmer so I can waste time estimating how long it'll take
         | to produce a design doc that'll be useless by the time I get to
         | implementation, just so a bureaucrat can decide if some deeply
         | technical problem they don't understand should be fixed.
         | 
         | There has to be a better way.
        
           | throwaway2331 wrote:
           | Commerce is a vulgar endeavor.
           | 
           | Whatever nobility or higher morality finds within it, it's
           | just an exception that slipped through the cracks.
           | 
           | Idealism towards the external world will always be met with
           | defeat (you simply do not have the power to fight more than
           | one battle, with one person).
           | 
           | The only thing left is to serve as a role model, standing
           | tall and never wavering, for your values and ideals---so that
           | those around you may follow in your footsteps, if they so
           | wish.
           | 
           | Perhaps you could start by refusing to play the KPI game?
           | What is anyone really going to do, besides through vacuous
           | diatribes about being a "team player," and such nonsense. The
           | only power these corporate constructs have is that which is
           | surrendered to it.
        
         | marginalia_nu wrote:
         | > In my opinion, the only useful metric is profit generated.
         | Everything else is just an emotional safety blanket for
         | uncertainty.
         | 
         | This too can be a toxic metric. Only focusing on what looks
         | good in the quarterly report encourages a type of short-
         | sightedness that has been the undoing of many businesses.
        
           | throwaway2331 wrote:
           | Yes; it's a trade-off due to how difficult it is to make
           | people give a shit about the short-term---forget about the
           | long-term (if there's no stock involved. We've barely figured
           | out how to make CEOs tuned into the "long-term").
           | 
           | The corp is just a vehicle for the goals of all its
           | passengers. Most of them are only on-board for a couple of
           | stops, and then off to the next vehicle. To voluntarily forgo
           | getting off at your stop, without receiving something of
           | equal or greater value, seems awfully foolish.
        
       | avgcorrection wrote:
       | The funny thing about the Allegory is that Platonism embraces the
       | kind of Idealism that fetishizes ideas; the _idea_ of a thing is
       | what is supposed to be ultimately real. According to other
       | worldviews though, like Buddhism, this kind of thinking is
       | exactly what keeps one tethered to the world as we know it--you
       | are supposed to realize that the map is never the territory, not
       | to put some kind of idea of The Map on a pedestal!
       | 
       | I think that kind of thinking is exactly like clinging to images
       | on the walls.
       | 
       | But what do I know, I haven't studied philosophy. (I know
       | nothing!)
        
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