[HN Gopher] Teller Reveals His Secrets (2012)
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       Teller Reveals His Secrets (2012)
        
       Author : Tomte
       Score  : 106 points
       Date   : 2021-12-22 10:37 UTC (12 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.smithsonianmag.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.smithsonianmag.com)
        
       | pixelgeek wrote:
       | What is magic is that this link appears to have pushed a ten year
       | old article to #3 on their 'Most Popular' list.
       | 
       | I wonder if you could glean information about the traffic
       | patterns of a site by how much a link from a single social media
       | site influences a list like that?
        
       | dotancohen wrote:
       | Astonishingly clickbait title. Teller is the name of a magician,
       | telling about the secrets of his profession. There is no (bank)
       | teller with secrets to tell, as would be the normal
       | interpretation of such a headline.
        
         | getlawgdon wrote:
         | So interesting. I never thought this was ANYTHING but a piece
         | about the magician Teller. "Bank teller" never registered until
         | your comment.
         | 
         | What's much more interesting about your comment is that is
         | evidence of some of the points Teller makes in his piece. You
         | were totally misdirected. You were sure of one pattern when
         | another one was being used. You walked away, indignant and in
         | disbelief.
        
         | mwattsun wrote:
         | I wondered why and how Edward Teller (inventor of hydrogen
         | bomb) was revealing his secrets. I attended a lecture by him at
         | UC Berkeley. A clearer title would have been "Teller (of Penn
         | and Teller) reveals His Secrets"
        
           | pixelgeek wrote:
           | Probably just speaks to who their target audience is
        
           | dr_dshiv wrote:
           | I was hoping for Ed Teller too. Also the inventor of
           | geoengineering. His nukes made world peace possible (at the
           | risk of global destruction). Maybe his geoengineering will
           | make climate balance possible (with the same risk).
        
             | Someone wrote:
             | Less war, maybe, but world peace? The USA was involved in
             | Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq and zillions of smaller
             | conflicts (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_invol
             | ving_the_Uni...). Quite a few of them involved other
             | countries with nuclear capability.
        
           | elzbardico wrote:
           | Yep. Had the same moment wondering if was about Edward Teller
           | or the magician. In both cases I think it would be worth
           | reading the article not clickbaity at all.
           | 
           | it is not like the title was "learn this clever trick from
           | Einstein" and then you figure out the Einstein in the article
           | is a dog.
        
             | mwattsun wrote:
             | Agreed. The article is very interesting.
        
         | elzbardico wrote:
         | As someone else here, I had the vague hope it also could be
         | about Edward Teller.
         | 
         | Imagine something like:
         | 
         | "newly revealed documents show Edward Teller was a Soviet
         | asset"
        
         | maxerickson wrote:
         | It's magic!
        
         | Tomte wrote:
         | I will never understand people who express their indignation
         | about a title that is ambiguous. Would you really have
         | preferred "Teller (magician) reveals his secrets"?
         | 
         | Or maybe "Teller (magician (of duo Penn & Teller (known from
         | Fool Me (a British TV show)))) reveals his secrets"
         | 
         | Just because you would have preferred a story of a bank
         | teller... and had it been this way, another one like you would
         | have complained that it's not about the famous magician.
         | 
         | Language is ambiguous. "Teller" is his name, there is no
         | conceit in the headline.
         | 
         | And as long as there is no conceit, your accusation is out of
         | place.
        
           | dotancohen wrote:
           | > Would you really have preferred "Teller (magician) reveals
           | his secrets"?
           | 
           | Yes. Or even just "Magician reveals his secrets".
           | > Language is ambiguous. "Teller" is his name, there is no
           | conceit in the headline.
           | 
           | The ambiguity seems (to me) to have been exploited for
           | clicks. But I see here that other people here seem to be more
           | familiar with the magician than with the (possibly outdated)
           | profession.
           | 
           | I'm an old fart.
        
             | fecak wrote:
             | If you are genuinely "old", you'd be more likely to know
             | who Teller is. Penn & Teller were pretty ubiquitous back in
             | the 80s and 90s. Teller is 73. Fun fact - he taught Latin
             | at the high school I went to (before my time) before making
             | it as a magician.
        
               | dotancohen wrote:
               | I'm 44. Too old for autotune-music, apparently too young
               | for Teller the magician. Or just spent too much time
               | immersed in books instead of a glowing screen.
               | 
               | I'm still of the opinion that the title is misleading,
               | but I accept that most people think differently than
               | myself. That's been a common thread my entire life )) I
               | think that a popular technology company even made a
               | slogan out of it.
        
               | throwaway98797 wrote:
        
               | fecak wrote:
               | Well you're in luck, young bibliophile. Teller has
               | authored or co-authored five books, all published between
               | your 12th and 28th birthdays.
               | 
               | I may be more familiar with his work than the average
               | person because of his connection to my high school. But
               | saying the title was "clickbait" (as if there is some
               | large contingent of people that were hoping to hear the
               | secrets of bank tellers) is a little much.
        
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               | yupper32 wrote:
               | Maybe take some time to think about why you find the need
               | to try and insult people by saying stuff like "[I] spent
               | too much time immersed in books instead of a glowing
               | screen" instead of just acknowledging your gap in pop
               | culture knowledge and moving on with your day?
               | 
               | "Ah, I see Teller is a well known pop culture figure. My
               | mistake." would be a more appropriate way to respond.
               | Searching "Teller" on Google outputs the magician as the
               | first four results. It's not like it's some super small
               | name.
        
               | mikestew wrote:
               | _" Ah, I see Teller is a well known pop culture figure.
               | My mistake." would be a more appropriate way to respond._
               | 
               | Be nice, I'm sure it took some genuine effort on OP's
               | part not to tell you that they don't even own a TV.
        
             | Tomte wrote:
             | Keep in mind, that HN is intentionally structured around
             | curiosity, and we're not tagging our submissions with
             | ultra-controlled vocabulary, or annotate them with RDF
             | triples.
             | 
             | Because stumbling across something that surprises us as
             | isn't what we first expected is good.
             | 
             | If semantic precision was the goal, using the original
             | titles wouldn't be mandated, but prohibited.
        
               | dotancohen wrote:
               | Interesting perspective, thank you.
        
               | yesenadam wrote:
               | Did you read it? Teller is awesome, always worth reading,
               | a very thoughtful guy as well as a master of his art.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teller_(magician)
               | 
               | TIL: Penn & Teller met as painters at art school!
        
             | throwawayboise wrote:
             | "Magician Teller reveals his secrets" would be a good
             | stand-alone title. Not needed in the print/online article
             | since a picture (captioned _According to magician
             | Teller..._ ) is at the front of the article, removing at a
             | glance any ambiguity.
        
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           | twic wrote:
           | Now, if dotancohen had been complaining that it wasn't Edward
           | Teller revealing his secrets, i would have had a lot more
           | sympathy. Although i'd be worrying about what he was planning
           | to do over the holidays.
        
         | mikkergp wrote:
         | 1. I assume you're trolling.
         | 
         | 2. If not, what incredible secrets were you hoping to learn
         | from a bank teller?
        
         | acheron wrote:
         | It's a recent addition to the HN guidelines, but it's there
         | now, and I think it's a good one: don't complain about name
         | collisions.
        
         | omnicognate wrote:
         | Erm, I immediately understood it as the very famous magician
         | Teller, of Penn & Teller. The bank teller interpretation didn't
         | occur to me and I wouldn't have clicked if I thought it was
         | that. The article was exactly as expected and I read to the end
         | with interest.
        
         | rndgermandude wrote:
         | My first association was with Teller from Penn & Teller. But to
         | be fair, English is not my first language, and bank tellers are
         | a thing of the long past to me - everything a normal teller
         | would do is self-service and has been for many years, where I
         | live, and my last interaction with a regular teller was maybe
         | just before the turn of the century.
        
         | asdffdsa wrote:
         | This comment is the natural result when a magician and software
         | engineer collide
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | ttyprintk wrote:
         | I guess it could have also meant Edward Teller. I'm glad it
         | turned out to be the magician.
        
           | SeanLuke wrote:
           | Or maybe his grandson Astro! That'd have been a fun
           | interview.
        
         | elzbardico wrote:
         | Man, congratulations to making the cut to be included in the
         | 2021 edition of "The Great Annals of Over-reacting Comments
         | About Absolutely Irrelevant Stuff in the Internet from the
         | Ancient Great Society of Bike Shedding and other Occult Arts."
         | 
         | We, from The Society, greatly appreciate your comment. Please
         | keep up the good work and take this in jest.
        
         | arrakis2021 wrote:
         | R u in need of assistance
        
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       | funOtter wrote:
       | He mentions a ball with string trick, here's a video of that:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhnATlPdG6A
        
         | klenwell wrote:
         | One of my favorite This American Life episodes where Penn and
         | Teller talk about the genesis of this trick:
         | 
         | https://www.thisamericanlife.org/619/the-magic-show
         | 
         | Explains the significance of Penn's ball kick at the end.
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Past discussions:
       | 
       |  _Teller Reveals His Secrets (2012)_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28379347 - Sept 2021 (3
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Teller Reveals His Secrets_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18627594 - Dec 2018 (3
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Teller Reveals His Secrets (2012)_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14211242 - April 2017 (144
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Teller Reveals His Secrets_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3632821 - Feb 2012 (36
       | comments)
        
       | rnoorda wrote:
       | I've read this several times over the years. My favourite quote
       | is:
       | 
       | > _Make the secret a lot more trouble than the trick seems worth.
       | You will be fooled by a trick if it involves more time, money and
       | practice than you (or any other sane onlooker) would be willing
       | to invest._
        
         | taneq wrote:
         | This reminds me of a principle I've seen in action many times,
         | which is that usually even seemingly highly invested parties
         | aren't really 'playing for keeps'. Think of heists - if your
         | treasure is worth $X million dollars then you should be
         | prepared for attacks costing $X - $attack_cost.
         | 
         | Are you an art thief and is your Van Gough in transit worth
         | $1.5mil? Be pretty dumb not to spend $1mil to recover it for
         | your team of 3, then, right? But nobody does. And nobody spends
         | $1mil to protect said artwork. It's like we collectively agree
         | that official valuations are BS.
        
           | benlivengood wrote:
           | Owners of $1.5M artworks buy insurance to cover their theft
           | or destruction for significantly less than $1M, and the
           | insurers do not go bankrupt.
           | 
           | As the other commenter points out the expected value of the
           | heist of a $1.5M painting is a lot less than $1M for
           | potential thieves.
        
           | thehappypm wrote:
           | Risk/reward. Spend $1M on a heist? It better have a 100%
           | chance of working. Any heist can fail, for a number of
           | reasons. Plus the risk side isn't just financial -- jail time
           | is a heavy risk too.
        
             | taneq wrote:
             | > It better have a 100% chance of working.
             | 
             | If the reward is $1M. If it's $10m then 10% is worth it.
             | $1B? Why are the many, many billionaires around the world
             | not making this kind of play?
        
           | aaroninsf wrote:
           | This is an interesting idea.
           | 
           | I am now curious if there is a formalization of this idea of
           | variable value which seems to be a function of some kind of
           | friction/work requirement. And I imagine is a function of
           | scale relative to the context.
           | 
           | What I mean is, if you're an auction house or a major museum,
           | with an operating budget in the $100Ms or more, at some point
           | it is at least cognitively simpler (if not prudent) to accept
           | a certain amount of shrinkage/fraud/loss etc., which you
           | might prevent with even minimal effort, because the minimal
           | effort is too costly in some other way. Cognitively.
           | Administratively. Whatever.
           | 
           | I remember learning from relatives who had worked in the FBI
           | that their had been in their day thresholds for what level of
           | check fraud merited investigation. Below a certain level it
           | was not a good use of limited resources to waste time chasing
           | it.
           | 
           | This has an interesting follow-on effect, that it _was_ worth
           | consistent effort to obscure that actuality and promote
           | belief in a much more comprehensively aware and interested
           | (and competent) FBI than existed, because that was itself
           | effective in discouraging a certain amount of crime.  "Not
           | worth the risk" is miscalculated when you overestimate the
           | risk. And you have little ability to test the system.
           | 
           | I find this interesting because it is a reminder that e.g.
           | value is not BS, exactly; but it's multidimensionally
           | contingent and contextual. Which I guess you can see in other
           | places all the time but this is an interesting angle.
           | 
           | Not least because it suggests where to look for rich veins of
           | "arbitrage," the places you can exploit differences in
           | relative value.
           | 
           | A la Superman III!
        
         | xtiansimon wrote:
         | This principle works in art also.
        
           | omk wrote:
           | Not a security expert, but I believe security applies too. It
           | is difficult to claim a system as 100% secure. So long as
           | what is being secured is less worth than the effort to hack
           | into, you are good.
        
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             | hannob wrote:
             | I've seen people think like that who learned the hard way
             | they were wrong.
             | 
             | The crucial thing people tend to miss: Attacks scale. They
             | can be automated. Your blog may not be worth the trouble
             | hacking it, but hacking thousands of private blogs and
             | abusing them for spam and only having to work out the
             | attack once is.
        
           | ta988 wrote:
           | Works in software development as well. I've seen magicians
           | make piles of money disappear by switching to k8s. We never
           | figured out how they did it.
        
             | herodoturtle wrote:
             | David Dockerfield
        
         | mbg721 wrote:
         | Penn and Teller are afaik the best in the business at
         | highlighting how much being a magician relies on steering the
         | audience much more than the quality of any individual trick.
        
         | bgroat wrote:
         | There's a wonderful British television story called "Jonathan
         | Creek" were the eponymous Johnathan is a stage-hand and magic
         | trick developer who helps a reporter solve locked-room
         | mysteries.
         | 
         | In the pilot episode he says something to the effect of, "It's
         | not magic. It's never magic. People just can't imagine, or
         | can't be bothered to do this much bloody work"
        
           | maxwelldone wrote:
           | Jonathan Creek is a great show, at least the first few
           | seasons. I like the portrayal of Jonathan; calm and
           | unassuming.
        
             | lowercased wrote:
             | First few seasons _were_ really good. Chemistry changed and
             | stories went downhill a bit when Caroline Quentin left. I
             | 'll need to dig that series out to rewatch :)
        
             | bgroat wrote:
             | Jonathan remains in my mind the most perfect version of a
             | "smart person" in media.
             | 
             | Deep domain expertise, with plodding, methodical
             | deliberative thinking until he finds a solution.
             | 
             | No flashy mental superpowers, just patience, trial-and-
             | error and lateral thinking.
        
         | 1ibsq wrote:
         | That reminds me of a quote from Trumps 'the art of the deal',
         | that goes something like: the receipt for success is under-
         | promise and over-deliver.
        
           | sophacles wrote:
           | The real magic trick was Trump getting you to attribute the
           | idea to him. Like all magic tricks (and all Trumps): it's
           | just a con.
        
           | georgemcbay wrote:
           | I have never read Art of the Deal, but that idea is a lot
           | older than that book.
           | 
           | I mean, even Scotty from Star Trek verifiably beat Trump's
           | ghost writer to the punch on that wisdom by years and it was
           | already an ancient idea before that.
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9SVhg6ZENw
        
             | 1ibsq wrote:
             | Probably yes, but I remember it from the book I mentioned.
             | That's all I wanted to share.
        
       | dfxm12 wrote:
       | Reading this makes me think of dark patterns of things like
       | cookie banners. The modern day magicians are trying to grift you
       | out of a lot more than a ticket to their show.
       | 
       |  _Exploit pattern recognition_ - This is the big one, of course
       | 
       |  _It's hard to think critically if you're laughing._ - Yeah you
       | 're probably not laughing when you come across a cookie banner,
       | but you might be distracted by something else, like your desire
       | to get to that recipe, how-to answer, etc., or maybe a huge pop
       | up ad.
       | 
       |  _Make the secret a lot more trouble than the trick seems worth_
       | - good luck trying to change your cookie settings after you 've
       | set them
       | 
       |  _If you are given a choice, you believe you have acted freely_ -
       | it 's really a misleading choice with how these banners are
       | designed.
       | 
       | etc.
        
         | AnimalMuppet wrote:
         | It made me think of dark patterns of things like
         | misinformation.
        
       | mhb wrote:
       | How a small but beautiful trick illuminates the mind of a master
       | magician
       | 
       | https://lasvegasweekly.com/news/2008/nov/20/man-ball-hoop-be...
        
       | herodotus wrote:
       | Magic was a hobby of mine for many years. I even produced the
       | world's first online Magic Magazine (Merlin's Web - no longer
       | available). I am a big fan of Penn and Teller. However, there is
       | both good and bad magic on YouTube. If you want to see a true
       | magical genius at work doing an effect that demonstrates several
       | of Teller's principles, have a look at this (my all time
       | favourite online performance):
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/yvURE6ueeEk
       | 
       | (Actually, I think it uses all the principles 1 through 7)!
        
         | colordrops wrote:
         | Is there an explanation of all the techniques used somewhere?
        
           | herodotus wrote:
           | Tommy Wonder wrote a two volume book (for magicians) which
           | includes this effect. But although it is described, the
           | reality is that many years of diligent work and thought is
           | required to do this. The basic mechanics of the trick just
           | scratch the surface.
           | 
           | https://www.vanishingincmagic.com/stage-and-parlor-
           | magic/the...
        
       | lathiat wrote:
       | If you're a fan of Penn & Teller (or magic) but haven't seen
       | their TV show "Fool Us" you should try a few episodes :) now in
       | its 8th season!
        
       | AndyNemmity wrote:
       | This is the article, I think I read linked here in 2012 that
       | started me on a journey of learning magic.
       | 
       | Since then I've traveled all over the world studying with Master
       | Magicians. Lovely to see the article again, I haven't read it
       | since.
        
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