[HN Gopher] Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in...
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       Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indian town
        
       Author : prmph
       Score  : 241 points
       Date   : 2021-12-18 13:50 UTC (9 hours ago)
        
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       | cryptica wrote:
       | Great... Now even the monkeys have a functioning justice system
       | and we don't.
        
         | wiseowise wrote:
         | How is that a functioning justice system?
        
           | cryptica wrote:
           | At least they punish the perpetrators... They over-punish
           | whereas we under-punish. Under-punishment is worse because it
           | implicitly punishes those who do the right thing by allowing
           | perpetrators to get away with crimes; it encourages crime.
           | Just wait 10 years and you will understand what I'm talking
           | about. You severely underestimate how bad things have become.
           | It will dawn on you suddenly like a nightmare from which you
           | can't wake up.
           | 
           | Maybe this comment seems alarmist but I'm trying to help.
           | Read it with an open mind and a grain of salt. Better be
           | alarmist than sorry.
        
         | jeidz wrote:
         | A devastating rampage of monkeys? I can think of some
         | parallels.
        
         | jimmyed wrote:
         | Trying to wipe out the other side is "a functioning justice
         | system"? It was in 1942 after Reinhard Heydrich's killing.
        
       | fallingknife wrote:
       | Why are people surprised and shocked by this? If a pack of stray
       | dogs killed a human child, we would exterminate them without
       | further thought, and we would call it "animal control." Even when
       | an otherwise protected species like a bear in a national park
       | kills a human, we make an exception and kill that animal.
        
         | tantalor wrote:
         | > Why are people surprised
         | 
         | Who said anybody is surprised?
        
           | fallingknife wrote:
           | It's posted to HN. You wouldn't see "${western_city} Animal
           | Control Removes Stray Dogs from Park After Child Killed" on
           | HN.
        
             | johndevor wrote:
             | This is not a small group of dogs, but a prolonged war
             | between two species.
        
             | tantalor wrote:
             | It's newsworthy because it's unusual, not surprising
        
             | tsegers wrote:
             | And neither would you see headlines about a human child
             | learning to read, yet if a monkey were to do the same it'd
             | be up here in no time. The noteworthy thing here is not the
             | activity performed, but what entity the activity was
             | performed by.
        
         | cdrini wrote:
         | Um, because it was monkeys that did it, not humans? And humans
         | =/= to monkeys?
         | 
         | It's surprising because (a) we generally consider revenge to be
         | a human emotion, so seeing it in animals is a bit surprising,
         | (b) seeing a coordinated attack between two species that are
         | kind of adjacent on the food chain isn't super common. Killing
         | in the animal world is primarily done for hunting. The monkeys
         | aren't eating the dogs, they're just killing them.
        
       | oxymoran wrote:
       | This sounds just like human behavior of retribution in the mob
       | and street gangs. Or even Twitter. Fascinating.
        
       | fnord77 wrote:
       | So I'm guessing that without intervention, two distinct sentient
       | groups would be at constant warfare with each other until one
       | group was extinct.
       | 
       | Is this what happened with early hominids and why there aren't
       | other creatures that have evolved to the same level of
       | intelligence as humans?
        
         | xwdv wrote:
         | Eating diets rich in fat was key for early hominid brain
         | development. Probably why other creatures haven't evolved to
         | our levels of intelligence.
        
           | jessaustin wrote:
           | GP referred to other hominids. I'm pretty sure Neanderthals
           | liked eating fat too.
        
         | fault1 wrote:
         | This story reminds me of Jane Goodall writing about the Gombe
         | Chimpanzee War:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War#War
        
       | 29athrowaway wrote:
       | Sounds like a story taken from Dwarf fortress.
        
       | throwawaysea wrote:
       | If an instinct or circuitry around revenge can exist in monkeys,
       | I wonder if humans can ever fully escape that tendency, or if it
       | is just built into who we are.
        
         | HamburgerEmoji wrote:
         | We can train ourselves. The methods are very old, but hardly
         | anyone knows about them, much less actually does them every
         | day. They are things like the Brahmaviharas.
        
         | true_religion wrote:
         | When humans cull all the wolves in an area because they killed
         | a child, we don't call it revenge. We call it animal control.
        
           | 323 wrote:
           | The purpose of revenge is to cause pain.
           | 
           | Animal control tries to do just that, control. If a written
           | sign would be enough, those wolves would not have been culled
           | (except maybe the ones which actually killed tje child).
        
           | pvaldes wrote:
           | > When humans cull all the wolves in an area because they
           | killed a child
           | 
           | Wolves normally don't do that. Not unless they have rabies.
           | We should stop seeing the nature as if we were still in the
           | XVII century.
           | 
           | The logical answer would be to direct the revenge against the
           | real culprit, the rabies virus. Kill the rabid wolf and
           | vaccinate other local wolves against rabies. Wolves learn
           | quickly that must keep their distance with humans. Culling
           | all the wolves in the area leads to _more_ humans killed, by
           | herbivores.
        
         | tantalor wrote:
         | HG Wells speculates about this in The Time Machine. The
         | futuristic humans lost their revenge instinct and are helpless
         | against their subterranean tormenters.
        
           | cdrini wrote:
           | I don't remember the loss of the "revenge instinct" being a
           | part of that book. The future humans had optimized for
           | comfort/happiness so much that they evolved to be more and
           | more docile and childlike. They lost their intelligence and
           | evolved into stupid beasts again because they had no
           | evolutionary pressure to become anything else. They didn't
           | lose their self-preservatory instinct -- they just lost the
           | only defensive tool humans have evolved that lets us
           | compete/win against all other animals: our intelligence. Kind
           | of like those birds in a New Zealand island that evolved to
           | be too fat to fly, because the island had no predators. And
           | then cats got accidentally introduced to the island.
        
         | doovd wrote:
         | Why is it something humans must "escape"?
        
           | newsbinator wrote:
           | Revenge is counter-productive most of the time. It's only
           | really useful when you want to galvanize a population into
           | suicide.
           | 
           | Otherwise you get into a cycle of revenge for revenge for
           | revenge that wastes everybody's energy.
        
             | fidesomnes wrote:
             | "Revenge is counter-productive most of the time. It's only
             | really useful when you want to galvanize a population into
             | suicide."
             | 
             | Just offer a free vaccine that eliminates by heart attack
             | and stroke 1% of the population group every year.
        
         | cdrini wrote:
         | Of course we can; the point of having such huge brains is that
         | we can override our animal instincts if we want to. Same reason
         | you can convince yourself to jump off a cliff into water even
         | if you're scared of heights. Or how you can convince yourself
         | to skip meals to get your work done. Or to not physically fight
         | someone when you're in a disagreement. Or to not cheat when in
         | a relationship.
         | 
         | Not being slaves to our animals instincts is kind of what makes
         | humans human.
        
         | PeterisP wrote:
         | "Circuitry around revenge" is probably a beneficial social
         | "skill" for facilitating group cooperation, there's all kinds
         | of game theory (e.g. basic things like iterated prisoners
         | dilemma tit-for-tat strategy) that suggests that knowing about
         | the presence of revenge acts and a likelihood of punishing
         | defection (even at extra 'expense' for the punisher) deters
         | defection, and allows to reach a better shared result.
         | 
         | I.e. if we simply could abandon that at the flip of a switch,
         | I'm not sure if we should, it's plausible that it would make
         | all kinds of abuse less risky and thus more attractive,
         | increasing the abuse happening in the world.
        
         | Comevius wrote:
         | Macaques are very intelligent animals, more importantly they
         | are successful because of their Machiavellian tendencies, just
         | like we are.
         | 
         | Unfortunately while this behavior is useful at conquering the
         | world, it becomes counterproductive later on.
        
       | gtoast wrote:
       | This is the relevant news I need to stay up to date in the fast
       | moving tech world. Thank you hacker news.
        
         | sslayer wrote:
         | Witness the slow decline as censorship forces us to the last
         | bastions of free speech
        
         | iLoveOncall wrote:
         | This is about as relevant to most people as the "article" about
         | "x86, X64 Instruction Latency, Memory Latency and Cpuid Dumps"
         | that nobody will read and is yet also on the frontpage today.
         | 
         | HackerNews upvotes 2 kinds of content: interesting content, and
         | content that makes HN readers look smarter than they are.
         | Regardless of their relation to technology.
         | 
         | This one is in the interesting category.
        
       | vmception wrote:
       | > villagers began attempting to rescue the dogs on their own. But
       | some of them have found themselves subject to the monkeys'
       | retaliation, and some have even injured themselves or fallen from
       | buildings
       | 
       | how strong are these monkeys?
       | 
       | I mean I know monkeys are strong but can they really ambush a
       | human, and push them over a ledge? can they kidnap a human, carry
       | them upward and drop them over a ledge?
        
         | itsthecourier wrote:
         | if a monkey tries to hurt my dogs, i will fight to death for
         | them. mentally they are my children.
        
         | FlyingSnake wrote:
         | The Langoor monkeys are really strong and I have personally
         | witnessed their menace. There are countless instances I can
         | recall where the monkeys attacked humans, pets etc.
        
         | mannykannot wrote:
         | My guess is that in these cases, the humans put themselves into
         | a vulnerable position in pursuit of the monkeys.
        
         | true_religion wrote:
         | I think it's implied that the people are just falling because
         | they are startled or otherwise defending themselves against
         | monkey strikes.
        
         | tebruno99 wrote:
         | Have You ever tried to pull Yourself up to the top of a tree
         | with 1 arm in 30 seconds?
        
           | wiseowise wrote:
           | Has little to do with strength.
           | 
           | Haftor can't really do this, but I'm pretty sure he can rip
           | one of those monkeys in half if he catches it.
        
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           | olalonde wrote:
           | Chimp muscles are stronger than ours but we are often
           | stronger than them in absolute terms because we are bigger
           | (more muscle mass).
        
             | seunosewa wrote:
             | We are not stronger than chimps. Our arms certainly aren't.
        
               | clairity wrote:
               | yes, a chimp could literally rip the arm(s) out of a
               | human without a sweat. 1 chimp arm is roughly equivalent
               | to 2 of the strongest human arms.
        
               | olalonde wrote:
               | > This result matches well with the few tests that have
               | been done, which suggest that when it comes to pulling
               | and jumping, chimps are about 1.5 times as strong as
               | humans relative to their body mass. But because they are
               | lighter than the average person, humans can actually
               | outperform them in absolute terms, say O'Neill.
               | 
               | https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-
               | not-...
        
               | sudosysgen wrote:
               | Chimps, no, but a small 20kg macaque, yeah definitely.
               | You could yeet such a small animal, for lack of a better
               | word. That's why they band together :)
        
               | andrewl wrote:
               | For a good idea of what chimpanzee musculature looks
               | like, do a search for "hairless chimpanzee." Here's one:
               | 
               | https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-
               | leicestershire-36924808
        
               | sudosysgen wrote:
               | I certainly agree, you wouldn't have much of a chance
               | against a chimp one on one without weapons. It's just
               | that the article isn't about chimps, but about much
               | smaller macaques.
        
               | krona wrote:
               | Generally true, but the average chimp is only 50%
               | stronger in relative terms and the average chimp is only
               | 4ft tall.
               | 
               | https://www.pnas.org/content/114/28/7343
               | 
               | https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-
               | not-...
        
             | abc_lisper wrote:
             | We are not stronger, we have more stamina. There is a
             | difference
        
               | WastingMyTime89 wrote:
               | We both are stronger and have more stamina than macaques.
               | The biggest male adult macaques are 18kg. That's probably
               | more that the average adult can raise with one arm but
               | not by much and I insist on average. That's nothing
               | exceptional for someone in shape.
               | 
               | Considering the weight and power in a human leg, a swift
               | kick would seriously harm and probably kill an average
               | macaque. The issue is not strength here.
        
               | sudosysgen wrote:
               | The average adult can't lift 18kg with one arm, even with
               | improper posture? That's pretty sad if true.
        
         | h2odragon wrote:
         | I'd bet a pair of them could pick up and throw a human; if they
         | could get the co-ordination right.
         | 
         | 50lbs of dog is a bad opponent for a human, 2 of them and
         | humans _lose_ that fight fairly often. Some of the dogs in the
         | video I saw were that size and larger; so if the monkeys can
         | harass and herd them effectively then I 'd expect them to be
         | able to do it to a human as well.
         | 
         | A human prepared to fight and ready to start killing things is
         | a completely different matter; but I don't think these critters
         | have encountered that yet. They're probably about to.
        
           | analog31 wrote:
           | The article said the humans have "culled" about 1000 of the
           | monkeys. It's interesting that we use different euphemisms
           | depending on who's doing the killing.
        
             | pdpi wrote:
             | We have different words for different types of killing. We
             | say "slaughter" when we're talking about killing a farm
             | animal for food, and "cull" when talking about killing
             | animals for the purpose of population management. Likewise
             | we have "murder" for intentionally killing a person vs
             | "manslaughter" for an accidental/less-culpable killing, and
             | "euthanise" to describe killing something that is already
             | dying so as to end its suffering.
             | 
             | What the article describes is accurately described as
             | culling, or killing for population control.
        
               | fsckboy wrote:
               | culling actually means selecting out from a group on the
               | basis of some criteria.
               | 
               | harvested lobsters with one claw have less commercial
               | value so they are separated out. They are sold more
               | cheaply and called "culls". A difficult entry level
               | university course in an academic department like Chemical
               | Engineering could be used to cull the class of students
               | down to only those who are serious about pursuing the
               | field; in such a case, the culls are not killed.
               | 
               | it's the nature of metonymy
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metonymy that the word cull
               | can take on extra meanings depending on the context.
        
             | kerneloftruth wrote:
             | The same term is used for cattle. I guess species at the
             | top of the food chain choose the terms of art. I wouldn't
             | be surprised, though, to learn that the monkeys have their
             | own sound/ utterance to mean the killing of people.
        
               | jimmyed wrote:
               | What do you mean same is used for cattle?
        
               | IAmGraydon wrote:
               | He means "cull" is a term we use for killing cattle.
        
               | jessaustin wrote:
               | That's not precisely correct. With respect to cattle or
               | any other domesticated ungulates, "culling" means
               | removing from the herd. That might occasionally be
               | slaughter, but usually means selling the animal. Of
               | course the new owner might buy the animal in order to
               | slaughter it, but we can't assume that.
        
             | option_greek wrote:
             | In Malaysia not in India. In India, laws don't allow
             | killing of even rabis infested dogs forget about monkeys.
             | Not to mention monkeys are considered sacred.
        
               | [deleted]
        
             | h2odragon wrote:
             | IMO they don't need to be "culling," which would imply more
             | "humane" means of killing like rifle shots or poisons. They
             | need to go out and kill some monkeys in full sight of the
             | other monkeys, in a personal and ugly way that _the moneys
             | understand_. Swords and clubs time. Hang bits of the
             | victims where the rest of them hang out.
             | 
             | Works for coyotes.
        
               | oblio wrote:
               | Drag them down to our level and beat them with
               | experience:-D
        
               | greedo wrote:
               | pour les encourager les autres
        
         | mrleinad wrote:
         | They're macaques, so maybe they can handle small children. Not
         | adults.
        
         | tomaskafka wrote:
         | A small lovely looking gibbon can break your arm off your body
         | easily.
        
         | fossuser wrote:
         | If the monkeys start pushing people off buildings that seems
         | like an escalation? If war breaks out between the monkeys and
         | the humans - I'd think we'd have a decisive advantage?
        
           | sjg007 wrote:
           | Yes.
        
         | jason-phillips wrote:
         | > how strong are these monkeys?
         | 
         | I believe the right question is, how intelligent and
         | distempered are these monkeys?
         | 
         | Intelligence > brawn
         | 
         | Strength is mostly immaterial once I (as a hypothetical monkey)
         | understand that I can use my agility to rip your eyeballs from
         | their sockets, which then effectively removes your ability to
         | pose a threat to me.
        
           | wiseowise wrote:
           | > Strength is mostly immaterial once I (as a hypothetical
           | monkey) understand that I can use my agility to rip your
           | eyeballs from their sockets, which then effectively removes
           | your ability to pose a threat to me.
           | 
           | Strength is material once you understand that this
           | hypothetical human can use some kind of weapon or just
           | something long and blunt to bash your brains out.
        
           | qvrjuec wrote:
           | That's a silly way to think about it, strength just gives you
           | more tools that you can work with if you're intelligent. If
           | you aren't strong enough to rip eyeballs from sockets, how
           | does being intelligent enough to know you can do that help
           | you?
        
             | jason-phillips wrote:
             | > strength just gives you more tools...
             | 
             | I believe the opposite is true.
             | 
             | If I'm smart, I will use your strengths against you.
        
               | wiseowise wrote:
               | "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the
               | mouth." (c) Iron Mike
        
               | jasondigitized wrote:
               | I am not sure how you reverse body slam someone.
        
               | bckr wrote:
               | Judo and other throwing-style martial arts could be
               | described as using "reverse body slams".
        
               | pawelmurias wrote:
               | The stronger you are compared to your opponent the better
               | Judo works not worse. The martial arts that use the
               | opponents strength depend on the "opponent" being
               | compliant.
        
               | diordiderot wrote:
               | It's called a suplex
        
             | kland wrote:
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9BL59uiAz8
        
           | pharmakom wrote:
           | Weirdly specific.
        
             | vmception wrote:
             | It's something primates do to human captors.
        
               | oblio wrote:
               | Really? Do you happen to have an article handy?
        
               | t-3 wrote:
               | It's also something that humans notably do when fighting
               | each other. Thumb in the eye is an instinctually
               | intuitive move.
        
           | ogma wrote:
           | Completely ridiculous. Intelligence matters in a fight, but
           | raw strength is always more important. Try fighting a gorilla
           | and see how you do.
        
         | abc_lisper wrote:
         | All wild animals are stronger than they look. Humans are
         | comparatively weak.. most of us can't fight a deer. Monkeys are
         | intelligent. They are aware of leverage and potential danger.
         | They jump on people, chase, scratch and bite them
        
           | mc32 wrote:
           | Deer? Those are from 500 pounds to over one thousand pounds.
           | Oh courses a person can't engage in a physical fight with
           | them.
        
             | riazrizvi wrote:
             | In the San Francisco Bay Area, our native California Mule
             | deer that commonly roam suburban streets, weigh in between
             | 100 and 300lbs.
        
               | bargle0 wrote:
               | White tailed deer on the east coast and midwest are in a
               | similar size range.
        
               | technothrasher wrote:
               | And the little Key deer down in Florida, which are the
               | smallest of the North American Whitetails, are typically
               | about 40-50 pounds. One night when I was down in the
               | Florida Keys, typing away at my laptop on the beech in
               | the dark, I felt something cold and wet touch my elbow. I
               | looked over my shoulder, and a little Key deer was
               | sniffing my arm. I jumped a bit, and then the deer jumped
               | a bit, and with one last curious look, she ran off into
               | the dark. Very cute little thing.
        
             | iamthepieman wrote:
             | What deer are these? Deer in my area rarely weigh over 200
             | pounds.
        
             | hn8788 wrote:
             | I'm guessing you're from Europe, because what you call
             | Deer, the USA call Caribou or Elk, and what we call Deer
             | aren't nearly that big.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | TedDoesntTalk wrote:
               | Male deer with antlers routinely gore dogs where I'm
               | from. Deer, not elk.
        
               | allendoerfer wrote:
               | Or he has seen Disney movies and thinks caribous are male
               | deers.
        
           | 127 wrote:
           | I can't fight a pet dog that's 2/3 of my weight.
        
             | sudosysgen wrote:
             | You could if you trained for it. You would probably be
             | maimed after, though. That said these monkeys are more like
             | 1/10th your weight
        
           | imbnwa wrote:
           | Any large dog is a lot to handle for most people should the
           | dog get aggressive. Trained attack dogs demonstrate this
           | quite well.
        
         | hownottowrite wrote:
         | Pound for pound they are about 1.5X stronger than humans due to
         | the density of fast-twitch muscle fibers. This also makes them
         | quicker and more nimble.
         | 
         | If they attack from behind they can easily knock down an adult
         | human. They use this tactic to attack motorcycle delivery
         | drivers quite often and steal food. They would have no trouble
         | nabbing a child.
        
         | rg111 wrote:
         | > how strong are these monkeys?
         | 
         | One, or even two monkeys won't usually attack or even threaten
         | an adult male. Although, a monkey will easily beat an adult
         | male human.
         | 
         | They are like 2-3.5 ft, and weigh at least 20 kg.
         | 
         | They are also sneaky. You will be bitten and scratched badly,
         | and will be fighting for life.
         | 
         | One monkey cannot lift a human.
         | 
         | I have lived in a monkey infested area for decades, and I have
         | never even heard of someone dying by monkey attack.
         | 
         | They also come in packs. They totally avoid directly messing
         | with humans. But if some reason is given, then they can attack.
         | 
         | I think they cannot lift a full grown human being. Or kidnap
         | one.
         | 
         | I think these injuries are from people getting on the roofs by
         | themselves to save dogs, and falling due to bad control, panic,
         | being attacked, or all.
        
           | rhn_mk1 wrote:
           | > at least 80 kg
           | 
           | Are you sure? That's on the big side for a human.
        
             | rg111 wrote:
             | Need to correct. Thanks for catching.
        
         | setum wrote:
         | > can they really ambush a human, and push them over a ledge?
         | 
         | I would say male adult monkeys in my village can (males are
         | bigger and stronger), although they don't. They are fast, agile
         | and acrobatic. Except for well prepared adult humans, monkeys
         | can throw everyone else off a ledge.
         | 
         | Reason so many monkeys exist in India is because they are
         | sacred animals (to Hindus, 80% population). In our village, no
         | one can kill them. The most one can do is throw a stone to
         | scare them away.
        
           | xwolfi wrote:
           | Do you think this could change ?
        
             | riazrizvi wrote:
             | Possibly but Hinduism is 4000 years old, so it might be a
             | while before we see that change.
        
               | leephillips wrote:
               | Where does the 4000 figure come from?
        
               | rronalddas wrote:
               | The Vedas are supposedly that old
        
               | leephillips wrote:
               | Yes, but (without being a scholar of religion) I had
               | always assumed that Hinduism was far older than its
               | oldest surviving texts, just as Judaism, in some form, is
               | older than whatever year we date the Torah to.
        
               | fault1 wrote:
               | it depends on what you call 'hinduism'. it's one of the
               | world's most heterodox religions and has absorbed a huge
               | amount of cultural tradition from at least 300 languages.
               | 
               | The rig veda is probably what most people agree is one of
               | the foundational texts of hinduism, but it dates to about
               | 1500 BC.
               | 
               | However, the vedas probably absorbed a lot of earlier
               | cultural tradition from the indus valley civilization,
               | especially worship of Shiva-like deities. How much is
               | however, debated.
               | 
               | just like mesopotamia, there was a lot of syncretism.
        
               | riazrizvi wrote:
               | I imagine that when your career is arts based, you've
               | likely assimilated that society's labels are arbitrary
               | and determined in large part by competitive interests,
               | because there is less of a fundamental truth than they
               | would imply once established. Since this is a software
               | engineering forum, we tend to expect more objectivity in
               | our labels. Ironically when you think about it because
               | software labels are so obviously artificial.
        
               | phonypc wrote:
               | My read is that it's the other way around. i.e. what one
               | could reasonably call Judaism is a good deal younger than
               | the Torah, Hinduism a good deal younger than the Vedas.
               | There are of course traditions within the religions that
               | go back to those writings and further, but take that to
               | its extreme and they all presumably stem from some ur-
               | religion.
        
               | leephillips wrote:
               | I guess like so many questions it comes down to how you
               | choose to define and name things.
        
               | JadeNB wrote:
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Hinduism traces
               | the roots of Hinduism as far back as _possibly_ 1900 BC.
        
             | fault1 wrote:
             | yes, could happen.
             | 
             | modernity tends to change culture (and especially
             | homogenization that the interwebs promotes), and india is
             | modernizing rapidly especially cities. culture can change
             | very rapidly.
             | 
             | that being said, hanuman (rama's monkey companion) is a
             | important diety in hinduism, and has been worshipped for
             | many thousands of years in india and other parts of
             | southeast asia.
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanuman#Historical_developmen
             | t
        
         | bayesian_horse wrote:
         | With small children, sure.
         | 
         | With bigger humans, they don't need to throw them. It may be
         | enough to drive them strategically by screaming and biting in a
         | big enough group and with an unprepared enough victim.
        
         | option_greek wrote:
         | Strength doesn't come into the picture with monkeys. They
         | attack by biting and scratching and often from hidden places
         | like tree tops or rooftops. In many parts of India, the dogs
         | are afraid to even bark at them.
         | 
         | That said, adult monkeys are pretty big (3.5-4 feet) and aren't
         | all that light weight.
         | 
         | Anecdotally, a baby monkey fell into our neighbors house
         | through bars on the roof and a group of almost 100 monkeys
         | surrounded the house and took them all hostage till the baby
         | was given back.
        
           | mistrial9 wrote:
           | well, the anxious animals got the baby back.. I am certain
           | the monkeys did not ask nicely! but let's look at it
           | differently, the monkey pack acted together right away for
           | the safety of the smallest one.. did they hurt the humans?
           | the story does not say that; a more aggressive animal would
           | certainly hurt a human right away for the sake of a small
           | one.. but those animals have been hunted and removed.. +1
           | monkeys from me
        
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             | amitheonlyone wrote:
             | The story does say: _Now, villagers reported that the
             | monkeys are targeting small children which has created a
             | panic within the village._
        
               | birksherty wrote:
               | We don't know the whole situation. Article says
               | "villagers began attempting to rescue the dogs". But how?
               | May be villagers tried to attack monkeys and they felt
               | threatened.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | mistrial9 wrote:
               | > These people need guns
               | 
               | this exactly is what I have to deal with in the USA for
               | neighbors.. small wonder anything larger than a dog is
               | now extinct in most of North America.
               | 
               | meet up at the big truck rally
        
             | laurent92 wrote:
             | But how do other monkeys know they participate to a
             | legitimate cause? They don't have language to express
             | reason, facts, inferences or values.
             | 
             | Which strikes me, because they really did "ask nicely", not
             | attacking humans and behaving in a measured way. Where I'm
             | coming from is:
             | 
             | Is language necessary? Human crowds are most often fair
             | (doing a revolution is quite fair, even if individual
             | events are a bit... messy. But crowds stuff up sometimes,
             | ie Jesus vs Romans). Might we (humans) act about as fairly
             | if we didn't have language at all to express our griefs?
             | All that bullshit that goes on in courts, sometimes fair
             | sometimes not; all the bullshit that goes on in companies
             | about metoo: Does it "average out" the same as a crowd of
             | angry monkeys, or are we effectively more efficient at
             | delivering justice? Is our language a vehicle for reason,
             | or is it just a vehicle of feelings and anger that happen
             | to translate itself into words that seem rational?
        
               | BrazzVuvuzela wrote:
               | > _But how do other monkeys know they participate to a
               | legitimate cause?_
               | 
               | The legitimacy of a cause depends on your value system,
               | and who is to say what sort of value system the monkeys
               | have. Perhaps their value system places "stick up for
               | other monkeys" before other considerations like impartial
               | assessment of guilt or blame.
        
           | Dudemeister_ wrote:
           | That is some "planet of the apes" level situation
        
             | arthur_sav wrote:
             | Add a mysterious global virus to the mix and you have a
             | movie. Oh wait, that's reality.
        
         | bluedino wrote:
         | "How many two year old...monkeys could you take in a fight?"
        
       | hungryforcodes wrote:
       | Clever. At least the problem of your babies being killed by
       | errant dogs (from the monkies' point of view) is solved.
        
       | rejectfinite wrote:
       | This site really has become india central. Holy shit.
        
         | nitrogen wrote:
         | Probably depends on which time zones are in daylight when you
         | visit.
        
       | rcpt wrote:
       | Great. Get the cats next
        
       | Bendy wrote:
       | Even if you fight, you cannot win.
        
       | garyclarke27 wrote:
       | I'd like to see these Monkeys try and capture my 54kg (129lb)
       | Doberman. He is ridiculously strong, has broken a few collars and
       | is impossible to move if he decides to stay put.
        
         | Ansil849 wrote:
         | > I'd like to see these Monkeys try and capture my 54kg (129lb)
         | Doberman.
         | 
         | You're saying you would like to see a pack of monkeys attack
         | your dog? Your post is either internet bravado or an injunction
         | for someone to call and alert animal welfare about your
         | conduct.
        
           | pvaldes wrote:
           | Is obviously an hypothetical situation expressing that the
           | dog would strike back if attacked.
           | 
           | And yes, the dog could kill some macaques easily. Stray dogs
           | are often malnourished and weak. A well feed dog of a
           | respectable size in open field is a different situation.
        
         | distantaidenn wrote:
         | Sorry buddy, but a troop of larger monkeys would tear any dog
         | to shreds -- doesn't matter the breed or size. They're fast,
         | strong, agile, and smart.
        
         | option_greek wrote:
         | I hope the dog is stronger than these guys:
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAWy9DqsnU0
        
           | wiseowise wrote:
           | Those are tiger cubs. I'm pretty sure even juvenile tigers
           | would rip it to shreds if they wanted to.
        
         | 323 wrote:
         | Smartness always trumps brute force. It's why we are kings of
         | the world, and not the tigers.
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LMLGuOkK6w
        
         | IAmGraydon wrote:
         | An article on the internet tickled the same insecurity trigger
         | that led you to adopt a tough guy dog in the first place.
         | Observe yourself a bit more.
        
           | TedDoesntTalk wrote:
           | Great insight. I wonder if it applies to him. Perhaps the dog
           | was gifted to him without any choice of his own.
        
             | rad_gruchalski wrote:
             | There's alway a choice. For example a choice not to accept
             | a doberman puppy.
        
               | pvaldes wrote:
               | > Observe yourself a bit more.
               | 
               | This sounds really condescending, Please lets don't do
               | this here. Everybody is free to have exactly the dog that
               | they want. Period.
               | 
               | I can't see the need to invoke the dusty ghost of Freud
               | all the time with those dumb cliches. In the real life,
               | not all is always related with penises.
        
           | tomaskafka wrote:
           | Read also a study of car makers on correlation of big SUVs
           | and insecurity.
        
         | newsbinator wrote:
         | Monkeys are ridiculously strong and vicious when they go to war
         | in groups.
        
           | Consultant32452 wrote:
           | Monkeys are also capable of tool/weapon use.
        
         | AzzieElbab wrote:
         | I don't think Indian villagers would be thrilled by your dog if
         | they had to feed it
        
         | lolcomeon wrote:
         | Calm down, internet tough guy.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | wefarrell wrote:
       | This is the most interesting part:
       | 
       | "We've seen that when an individual is attacked in some way, the
       | likelihood of them attacking someone related to their aggressor
       | is higher," Poindexter told Gizmodo. "Typically there's a
       | preference for attacking a third-party associated with the
       | original aggressor, as opposed to the actual aggressor...for the
       | most part, these acts of 'revenge' take place shortly after the
       | attack."
       | 
       | Poindexter also explained that groups of hyenas have been known
       | to seek revenge on the aggressor's relatives instead of the
       | actual aggressor.
        
         | noisy_boy wrote:
         | I mean based on their intelligent behaviour it wouldn't be
         | surprising to find out that they feel emotions like love
         | towards their offspring (even if not necessarily in the exact
         | same way as us) and they know how one feels at the loss of a
         | loved one. So by extension, if they want to cause the greatest
         | hurt to the opponent, hurting their loved ones would be quite
         | effective.
        
       | teawrecks wrote:
       | > But when officials attempted to catch the monkeys, they were
       | unable to capture a single monkey.
       | 
       | Sounds like they're in cahoots
        
       | sriram_sun wrote:
       | A relative who is a recent grad. from IIT Chennai/Madras has lots
       | of monkey stories. They rule the dorms. No food in rooms, don't
       | make eye contact.
       | 
       | It's not like don't make eye contact if you ever see one. The
       | monkeys are sitting on the ledge all the way up on both sides of
       | the stairs up to the second or third floor as you walk up to your
       | dorm room!
       | 
       | They also "adopted" a stray dog just to chase the monkeys away.
        
       | darkwater wrote:
       | Philosophical question, assuming kt's not a fake news: are those
       | monkeys "evil"? If they revenge is agains siblings of the
       | aggressor or just dogs in general, I would say so. Looks like
       | they are intelligent enough to be evil.
        
         | hiptobecubic wrote:
         | If you're going to go that far, maybe they are just trying to
         | encourage the dogs to self-regulate.
        
         | wly_cdgr wrote:
         | To me it sounds more like a straw that broke the camel's back
         | moment. They've had enough and they can't take it anymore and
         | are lashing out in a madness of grief and rage
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | froderick wrote:
         | To begin to answer that you would need to start out by defining
         | what you mean by 'intelligent' and 'evil', since both are
         | subjective concepts that only exist relative to your
         | perspective.
        
         | rp1 wrote:
         | Why are they evil? Or at least more evil than humans? Humans
         | have eradicated wolves almost everywhere due to the danger they
         | pose humans, particularly children. How is this situation
         | different? The monkeys are even targeting the very same species
         | that humans have long targeted.
        
         | _jal wrote:
         | The problem you have here is that your conception of this
         | requires the potentially-'evil' to be intelligent - your
         | assumption seems to be that these monkeys are smart enough to
         | 'know right from wrong' or some such.
         | 
         | But 'evil' is a human concept. I'm not saying some animals
         | aren't capable of having a similar concept, but 'monkey evil'
         | would not be rooted in the human evolution of societies,
         | religious and philosophical traditions, etc.
         | 
         | Try this one out:
         | 
         | Are humans who kill monkeys for science "evil"? Not to (many)
         | humans. But to monkeys?
        
         | fidesomnes wrote:
         | A terror attack on Christmas parade revelers in Wisconsin is
         | what?
        
         | volent wrote:
         | > evil > profoundly immoral and wicked.
         | 
         | I think the concept that animal _can_ be moral  / immoral is
         | already a philosophical subject. See the book "Can Animals Be
         | Moral?" for reference.
         | 
         | And in order to say that these monkeys are evil, you must first
         | prove that they can be moral.
        
           | tantalor wrote:
           | Which is to say they know right from wrong.
           | 
           | I doubt it
           | 
           | "Law of the jungle" and all that
        
           | foxfluff wrote:
           | It depends on whether you view evil as something absolute or
           | relative.
           | 
           | If evil is absolute, then an animal (or an entire species)
           | can be seen as evil by nature. Another species may be seen as
           | good or neutral by nature even if the animal itself has no
           | sense of right or wrong.
           | 
           | It is indeed very philosophical and also up to your beliefs
           | and values.
        
         | resoluteteeth wrote:
         | If it's evil for primates to kill 250 dogs after one primate
         | infant was killed is it evil for primates to kill 17 million
         | minks because they could get a virus and theoretically spread
         | that to primates?
        
           | GekkePrutser wrote:
           | Take into consideration though that these minks were bred
           | specifically to kill them for their skin.
           | 
           | The end outcome was a ban on mink farms which is a pretty
           | positive one for animal rights.
           | 
           | I also think the e culling of all those minks was horrible
           | but it's not as black and white as that.
        
             | Ansil849 wrote:
             | > Take into consideration though that these minks were bred
             | specifically to kill them for their skin.
             | 
             | Is that not much more 'evil', to breed something
             | specifically to kill it for its skin? If it's not, then why
             | is it not allowed to be done by the same species to itself?
        
               | adventured wrote:
               | > Is that not much more 'evil', to breed something
               | specifically to kill it for its skin?
               | 
               | That depends on what value/s you place on the thing being
               | bred for its coat. Pretty much all cultures around the
               | world are different, subtly or dramatically, on such
               | issues.
               | 
               | > If it's not, then why is it not allowed to be done by
               | the same species to itself?
               | 
               | The answer to that is: because the humans judge that the
               | minks (and their existence) are not equals in value to
               | the humans, rather, they're considered property, to be
               | disposed of as the owner sees fit. And obviously that
               | aspect (as the owner sees fit) varies by
               | location/culture.
               | 
               | Your question - then why is it not allowed to be done by
               | the same species to itself? - starts from the incorrect
               | premise that values are objective, such as whether a mink
               | should or should not be considered property (your premise
               | requires starting from the notion that minks have
               | protected rights and are equal to humans generally).
               | Instead, those values are in fact subjective and will
               | vary depending on which culture you're dealing with.
        
               | GekkePrutser wrote:
               | Probably yes. I think both are pretty bad. I eat pretty
               | much vegetarian for this reason (not entirely because
               | here in Spain it's impossible to be totally vegetarian
               | especially when you go out for dinner)
        
               | pcthrowaway wrote:
               | Curious where in Spain you are. I'm vegan and was looking
               | at spending some time in Spain (mainly Granada at one
               | point because of low cost of living, location, and
               | availability of vegan food). In the bigger cities,
               | Happycow shows hundreds of fully vegan and vegetarian
               | restaurants.
               | 
               | As of yet I haven't actually been to Spain, but from
               | traveling around Europe I did learn that eating vegan can
               | (sometimes) be incredibly challenging. In a smaller
               | coastal city in Italy I remember one night where the only
               | food I could find to eat was a tomato salad (modified by
               | removing all the non-vegan ingredients from a salad menu
               | item).
               | 
               | But overwhelmingly through my travels I've been able to
               | find more options.
        
             | 323 wrote:
             | That ban was going to happen anyway, but in 2024.
        
           | 323 wrote:
           | Bad example, those minks were going to be killed anyway,
           | that's the single reason so many of them were allowed to
           | exist in that place to start with.
        
       | qwertyuiop_ wrote:
       | They even have a monkey god. May be the legend stems from the
       | furious monkeys.
        
       | ipeefreely wrote:
       | I'm not sure if monkeys experience revenge the way humans do. As
       | one of the comments mentioned in the article, it's probably just
       | a survival instinct.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | option_greek wrote:
         | I doubt that. Try shooting an arrow at a crow (obviously not
         | killing it) or throw a stone at a group of monkeys the next
         | time chance presents it self. Not a good idea. One of my
         | childhood nemesis were a group of crows from a tree nearby at
         | which I shot an arrow with a home made toy bow (none were even
         | hit). Those things harassed me for months before eventually
         | forgetting (forgiving?) the incident :)
        
           | itronitron wrote:
           | Corvids are interesting, I've definitely been checked out by
           | the ones in my neighborhood.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | rambambram wrote:
           | Sounds like a story I once read in a children horror book.
        
           | xwdv wrote:
           | It is also possible to make friends with crows. You should
           | have brought an offering of roasted nuts, and they would
           | likely have made a truce.
        
           | stef25 wrote:
           | > throw a stone at a group of monkeys the next time chance
           | presents it self
           | 
           | In places like the Monkey Temple in Bali that's exactly how
           | you keep them at bay. In our local zoo where you can interact
           | with lemurs, they can be chased away with a small water
           | spray.
        
         | rmah wrote:
         | Perhaps revenge is just a survival instinct that humans
         | sometimes try to suppress through "logic".
        
         | steego wrote:
         | How would humans experience revenge differently? What makes you
         | think revenge isn't an instinct in humans?
         | 
         | I recall reading (the book escapes me), that just about all
         | animals employ a Tit-for-Tat mechanism for dealing with other
         | animals of the same species that cheat.
         | 
         | Revenge is a very useful social tool, especially against other
         | species threatening their offspring.
        
           | jimmyed wrote:
           | Dawkin's The ancestors tale?
        
           | adventured wrote:
           | > What makes you think revenge isn't an instinct in humans?
           | 
           | An instinct is something you have no choice over, it's
           | automatic.
           | 
           | Humans very clearly have a choice as to whether they pursue
           | revenge or not. If someone wrongs me in a given way, I can
           | choose how to respond, or to not respond at all; and I can
           | spend as much time as I like (decades if I choose to)
           | pondering on that. It's doubtful these monkeys function quite
           | at that level.
           | 
           | It's unknown whether, for example, these monkeys have any
           | choice in the matter. Their programming may be purely
           | instinctual when it comes to a revenge response.
        
             | Amezarak wrote:
             | > An instinct is something you have no choice over, it's
             | automatic.
             | 
             | I think this is a common but entirely wrong model, and I'm
             | not sure why people hold it.
             | 
             | Do you think humans have no instincts? I would argue
             | exactly the opposite, humans, like all animals, are driven
             | almost entirely by instinct, whether it's prosocial
             | instincts causing you to have a moral code much like those
             | around you, inspiring guilt and shame when you break it, or
             | causing you to feel a need to talk to people and comment on
             | Internet stories, reproductive instincts driving you to
             | seek a mate, or survival instincts to ensure a regular food
             | supply.
             | 
             | I think it works exactly the same way in all animals. They
             | are equally capable of making choices, because choice is a
             | preconscious thing, not something that occurs as a result
             | of careful, reasoned intellect. Obviously, humans are
             | _capable_ of making more informed choices, but  "reason" is
             | mostly a post-hoc rationalization engine.
        
         | mardifoufs wrote:
         | My great grand uncle is known in my mother's family side for
         | getting killed by a camel that he mistreated years earlier. He
         | apparently was usually very gentle with his camel herd but at
         | some point that particular male didn't want to move so he hit
         | him with a cane, and _years_ later when he was working behind
         | that male again he just got stomped to death.
         | 
         | I'm sure the story has been "embellished" a bit though and
         | there's probably tons of confounding factor but I've heard a
         | lot of similar stories about camels and their famous penchant
         | for revenge :).
        
         | truculent wrote:
         | Why do you say "probably"? Do we have any evidence on which to
         | base our presumptions of the inner experiences of monkeys?
        
           | t-3 wrote:
           | The extremely similar brain structure of all mammals?
        
         | nashashmi wrote:
         | Most animals are capable of revenge. Story: A family in
         | Palestine were doing a routine cleaning of the house. They had
         | a snake nest in the house and it was no pet snake. So to clean
         | better they put the nest and eggs in a different corner.
         | 
         | The snake came back looking for the nest and could not find it.
         | It looked around with no luck. It went to the family water vase
         | (because there was no piped water supply) and spit inside. The
         | mother saw this and told the other to put the nest back.
         | 
         | The snake saw the nest, went immediately back to the vase,
         | coiled it and flipped the water over over to empty it.
         | 
         | It had spit poison in the supply to hurt the family for revenge
         | of its nest. And then sought to undo that act.
        
           | bckr wrote:
           | That's an interesting story, albeit one that sounds like a
           | good fairy tale. Any source for this?
        
             | Gunax wrote:
             | While normally people differentiate 'venom' from 'poison'
             | to be pedantic, I don't think snake venom is particularly
             | harmful if ingested.
        
           | stef25 wrote:
           | I'd be surprised if snakes have the capacity for that kind of
           | reasoning.
        
       | drclau wrote:
       | If you are in doubt about this being revenge, because you think
       | revenge is exclusively a human behavior, then have a look at the
       | Gombe Chimpanzee War [0].
       | 
       | [0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War
        
         | xeromal wrote:
         | Thanks for sharing this. What a read though I wish it had more
         | details!
        
           | JadeNB wrote:
           | It looks like the Morris book "War! What is it good for?"
           | referenced at the end might have more details.
        
           | tim333 wrote:
           | The book https://www.amazon.co.uk/Demonic-Males-Origins-
           | Human-Violenc... has more info.
        
         | snek_case wrote:
         | People have this funny idea that war is a human invention and
         | that nature would be peaceful and quiet without us.
         | 
         | But it turns out ants and termites have been at it for probably
         | over 100 million years:
         | https://www.wearethemighty.com/articles/why-ants-and-termite...
        
           | skyfaller wrote:
           | Thanks for suggesting an interesting research topic!
           | 
           | I found this article comparing how ants and humans wage war
           | to be more insightful :
           | https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/when-it-
           | comes-...
        
           | juanani wrote:
           | I think that some people have noticed that greater progress
           | is made through cooperation which is why they gape their
           | mouths when the people running the war machine buy an extra
           | yacht for their great grandkids.
        
         | gherkinnn wrote:
         | The only difference is that we're capable of industrialising
         | that effort.
         | 
         | Thinking otherwise is a mere extension of the Noble Savage.
        
         | oblio wrote:
         | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cqECNYmM23A
        
         | enaaem wrote:
         | There is also an otter war in Singapore
         | 
         | https://mothership.sg/2020/03/bishan-marina-otters-fight/
        
         | arcticfox wrote:
         | Well that's super interesting.
         | 
         | I'm wondering, what does the article mean by the 3 enslaved at
         | the end? I'm not sure what that would mean in the context of
         | chimps
        
           | cm2012 wrote:
           | The female apes were forcibly taken as new mates in the
           | tribe.
        
         | jessaustin wrote:
         | Chimpanzees are more closely related to humans than they are to
         | monkeys.
        
           | bopbeepboop wrote:
           | Humans are monkeys: there's no way to draw "monkey" that
           | doesn't include "ape" in its clade.
           | 
           | But yes -- chimps (and bonobos) are our closest relatives.
           | 
           | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae#/media/File%3AHomi.
           | ..
        
         | zuminator wrote:
         | I am still in doubt about this being revenge. I'm not
         | necessarily saying it isn't, but doesn't _culling the dogs as a
         | means of pest control_ also fit the hypothesis? I mean, if a
         | baby in a human town was bit by a rat, we humans would react by
         | trying to eradicate the local rat population. You could call
         | that revenge I guess, but normally we wouldn 't ascribe such a
         | passionate motive to our behavior, we would say it was logical
         | to eliminate a source of danger.
        
       | victornomad wrote:
       | Once I was walking in the street in the north of India and
       | sudenly I was surrounded by a pack of dogs and monkeys, they
       | started to fight, with me in the middle... a dog was nervous and
       | bit me as well. I went straight to the hospital to get the
       | rabbies vaccine... apart from that I have very fond memories of
       | India!
        
       | cynusx wrote:
       | I remember from a visit in Kenya that the way they control
       | monkeys was to keep shooting the alpha until eventually their
       | next leader forces the group to retreat and leave the human
       | settlements alone.
        
         | jimmyed wrote:
         | Wonder how many times this has been done with humans throughout
         | history
        
           | tejtm wrote:
           | It appears to contribute to our decreasing brain size for the
           | last 17k years.
        
           | Wiseacre wrote:
           | The assassinations in the 60s serve as examples.
        
           | rjsw wrote:
           | Probably taught in the first week at the School of the
           | Americas [1].
           | 
           | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Hemisphere_Institut
           | e_f...
        
           | jdavis703 wrote:
           | When America was trying to install a "democratic" government
           | in Iraq there were a series of assassinations. In that case
           | however the situation eventually stabilized.
           | 
           | So that strategy is only as good as your opponents will. And
           | it turns out there's a lot of men who are willing to throw
           | away their life in the hope of the power, money and prestige
           | of being the top boss.
        
             | polishdude20 wrote:
             | I wouldnt be so quick to say they're throwing their life
             | away. Imagine being in a group with a tyrannical boss.
             | Installing yourself as the boss may actually help save your
             | life and ensure a future for you and your community/tribe.
        
               | cgriswald wrote:
               | Regardless, I wonder if _there 's a lot of men_ is the
               | key factor here. Even if a reasonable fraction of a
               | percent of the population isn't deterred by previous
               | assassinations for a population in the millions, that's
               | still a lot of replacements. The replacement rate of that
               | subset of the population is almost certainly higher than
               | the assassination rate.
        
       | dukeofdoom wrote:
       | Baboons have been know to kidnapping puppies too. They live with
       | the troop and offer protection as warning/guard dogs.
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2lSZPTa3ho
        
         | technothrasher wrote:
         | A professional baboon researcher disagrees with the conclusions
         | of that youtube clip:
         | 
         | https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/animals-and-us/20150...
        
         | csomar wrote:
         | Wow. It might be possible that our relation/domestication of
         | dogs started well before we become sapiens. Because, why would
         | the baboons pick a dog and not a tiger.
        
       | IYasha wrote:
       | Don't know why people are so reluctant to admit animals are
       | highly developed intellectualy. The cocncept of revenge is
       | usually just denied, despite common observations. Wild animals,
       | mostly, of course. Ask farmers - they'll have one or two stories
       | of crows taking revenge. Even on humans.
        
         | DangitBobby wrote:
         | The people commenting on the Newsweek page were saying exactly
         | this, that there was a simpler instinctual mechanism to
         | describe the monkey's behavior. Who knows why.
        
       | gswdh wrote:
       | This is a gem for Karl Pilkington, true monkey news!
        
       | sergiotapia wrote:
       | >Villagers reported that now there are barely any dogs left in
       | the area but that the monkeys have not stopped even after a month
       | of attacks. Now, villagers reported that the monkeys are
       | targeting small children which has created a panic within the
       | village.
       | 
       | That's when you start shooting these monkeys on sight. Cull their
       | numbers a bit. I've been bitten by a monkey as a child and it
       | sucked. I hope the village starts splitting their wigs. Do they
       | have guns?
        
       | ilamont wrote:
       | In Singapore last week, an older man was taking a morning walk in
       | a park and spotted a pack of otters on the path ahead of him. At
       | the same time, a jogger ran through the pack and startled them
       | (some reports said trampled one of the pups). The reaction of the
       | pack was to attack the nearest human - the older man:
       | 
       |  _As the runner ran past Spencer and disappeared into the
       | distance, the otters instead set their sights on Spencer and
       | "went crazy".
       | 
       | "I didn't move quick enough and they just jumped me and they
       | [were] on me and severely bit my ankle, made me buckle, and they
       | jumped on my bottom and pushed me. And these things like...
       | massive... [these] things [are] like dogs."
       | 
       | Spencer said that the otters even tried to bite his face, but
       | their teeth sank into his finger instead when he raised his hands
       | to defend himself._
       | 
       | https://mothership.sg/2021/12/otters-bite-man-botanic-garden...
       | (Warning - graphic)
        
         | peanut_worm wrote:
         | Otters are relatives of weasels and badgers and like their
         | relatives they are very aggressive.
        
           | lgvln wrote:
           | I believe they are aggressive only to the extent of defending
           | their territory or defending their pups.
           | 
           | In fact, all carnivorous animals can be aggressive. They are
           | not aggressive like how a lion or tiger is to humans. Their
           | main diet consist of fish, invertebrate and shellfish.
        
             | borski wrote:
             | Having dived with pacific otters, they are just plain
             | aggressive. They seemed to genuinely just enjoy being mean.
             | 
             | Sea lions, on the other hand, are super pleasant and
             | playful.
        
               | lgvln wrote:
               | Sea otters are known to be more aggressive than river
               | otters but I do not think they view humans as preys. It
               | is probably a territorial or mating reason in your case.
               | 
               | I have read different reports of what the OP mentioned.
               | The official statement by the park is that he (as
               | reported to them by himself) ran through the pack of
               | otters because of poor visibility (early morning) and
               | tried to get them to do something about the otters. That
               | is quite different from what the OP claims.
        
         | lgvln wrote:
         | FYI, he ran into the path of a pack of otters during his
         | morning run and that is the reason why he was "attacked". It is
         | very possible he stepped onto an otter while doing that too,
         | which would explain their behaviour.
         | 
         | What is interesting is he lawyered up, fabricated a fantastical
         | story and somehow got the attention of Western media, all to
         | seek compensation from the park. (And how many people believed
         | him)
         | 
         | Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Think twice about running
         | head-on into a pack of animals regardless of their size.
        
           | lgvln wrote:
           | My comment is getting downvoted but I still stand by my
           | opinion that otters are not inherently aggressive like how a
           | lion or tiger is.
           | 
           | Extra care should be taken when dealing with wild animals,
           | even if they look small and adorable. Running into a pack of
           | wild animals is not something anyone should do.
        
       | FlyingSnake wrote:
       | I grew up and studied in a University town in Central India, not
       | far from Majalgaon FTA. I've personally witnessed the rivalry of
       | the monkeys and the pariah dogs. In one particular instance a
       | youngish dog was chasing the monkeys and wouldn't let them get on
       | the ground. The leader of the monkey gang made a sudden move,
       | swooped down and carried the dog pup on the tree and just dropped
       | it from there. The pup survived and the dogs never tried to
       | attack the monkeys after that instance. It was such a surreal
       | scene that me an my friends couldn't believe what we witnessed.
       | Monkeys, esp Langoor monkeys are a fearsome force in India and
       | not to be messed with.
        
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         | riazrizvi wrote:
         | Someone could crowdsource a documentary and launch their career
         | with the money it would raise...
        
           | Rebelgecko wrote:
           | I've been reading Mary Roach's new book (Fuzz) that has an
           | interesting chapter on monkeys in India. Because macaques are
           | afraid of langurs, some people would tie up langurs outside
           | their houses for security. This was eventually deemed
           | inhumane but it probably still happens in wealthy enclaves.
           | Nowadays the Parliament building is protected by 40 humans
           | who imitate langurs.
        
           | frontman1988 wrote:
           | https://youtu.be/nEjkibv6KFQ
           | 
           | Natgeo already has a full season on Monkey thieves.
        
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         | spaetzleesser wrote:
         | I remember when I travelled in India there was a bus stop where
         | monkeys had specialized on stealing food from women. They would
         | leave men alone and only go after women's backpacks. They were
         | also really good at unscrewing the caps of water bottles.
        
         | unmole wrote:
         | > Langoor monkeys are a fearsome force in India and not to be
         | messed with.
         | 
         | I thought langoors were more friendly towards humans compared
         | to macaques?
        
           | whatevertrevor wrote:
           | Yeah I don't think the GP is correct, langoors are more
           | passive and mostly mind their own business (at least in North
           | India). Macaques are a menace everywhere.
        
           | nomoreusernames wrote:
           | indian kids throw rocks on dogs and monkeys when walking home
           | from school to let off steam. i've personally seen a dog go
           | after the kids for it. same with monkeys
        
           | FlyingSnake wrote:
           | As a general rule, animals never attack first. When humans
           | encroach the traditional lands of the animals there are
           | conflicts waiting to happen. Monkeys are smart and usually
           | don't bother humans, unless it's a matter of food or threat
           | to their group.
           | 
           | Edit: I'm surprised at the downvotes, isn't human-wildlife
           | conflict in Indian forests well documented?
        
             | bongoman37 wrote:
             | This is some nature is benign nonsense. Plenty of animals
             | will attack humans without provocation. E.g., mosquitoes
             | are animals. More seriously, stray dogs etc. attack
             | children quite regularly in India. Man eating tigers etc
             | are documented to track down and hunt humans.
        
             | Retric wrote:
             | As a general rule that's true but useless. Humans are
             | relatively large animals that most creatures don't want to
             | mess with. But a hippo for example isn't discouraged by
             | this.
             | 
             | Also the deadliest North American wildlife is the deer
             | almost entirely because they're jumping in front of cars.
        
               | hulitu wrote:
               | As a general rule stray dogs and wolfs in packs will
               | attack humans.
        
               | technothrasher wrote:
               | > Also the deadliest North American wildlife is the deer
               | 
               | Actually, the deadliest North American wildlife is the
               | mosquito.
        
               | the_only_law wrote:
               | Are they particularly deadly in NA? I'm not downplaying
               | the disease spread by mosquitoes, but I would have
               | imagined that they're significantly deadlier in less
               | developed continents and that then acesss and quality of
               | healthcare would make them less so in North America.
        
               | selectodude wrote:
               | Depends on what you consider North America. Mexico down
               | to Panama still have significant mosquito-borne illness
               | and none of the access and quality of healthcare we enjoy
               | in US/CA.
        
               | Retric wrote:
               | Mexico with a population of 130 Million only had 641
               | cases of Malaria in 2019, it's not at great risk from
               | mosquito-born illness. Central American countries are at
               | a significantly higher risk, Panama for example has 4.4
               | million people and had 1,597 cases of malaria in 2019.
               | Other diseases show similar trends.
               | 
               | Still in terms of total deaths from Mosquito born illness
               | it's likely lower than most assume.
        
               | Retric wrote:
               | Personally, I consider Mexico, Canada, and most of
               | America as North America with the Caribbean, and Central
               | America being separated.
               | 
               | I wouldn't call Malaria etc wildlife, mosquito's on their
               | own are harmless.
        
             | fundad wrote:
             | They big mad if you say humans are killers. The monkeys
             | would do that to any species once threatened.
        
             | PicassoCTs wrote:
             | At least one animal does. Homo sapiens. We are not separate
             | from nature, we are just a extreme of nature.
        
               | formerly_proven wrote:
               | Most humans actually don't run around attacking stuff.
        
               | EamonnMR wrote:
               | More generally, all predators do. We aren't the
               | relentless killing machines that cats are though.
        
               | frosted-flakes wrote:
               | That's one interpretation of the word "animal". The use
               | above clearly meant non-human animals.
        
           | tgsovlerkhgsel wrote:
           | I would expect most animals that still exist to at the very
           | least not be a major threat to humans - because if they are,
           | they tend to cease to exist.
        
             | pizza wrote:
             | This world of ours has a tendency to evade equilibria
        
             | rg111 wrote:
             | These monkeys are not fatally dangerous if that's what GP
             | is saying.
             | 
             | But they cause heavy and serious nuisance.
             | 
             | Where I live, these monkeys _invade_ gradens, agricultural
             | fields, house rooftops at least 4-5 times a month.
             | 
             | The locals drop anything they do, and chase away these
             | monkeys.
             | 
             | When chased by an adult male human, these monkeys don't
             | fight back and are easily frightened. They don't mess with
             | adult males or groups of humans.
             | 
             | A kid or a lone woman is not safe, though. When faced by
             | them, monkeys gesture retaliation, and that is enough
             | frightening.
             | 
             | An adult male cannot physically take on a monkey. It is
             | impossible. Still they don't attack.
             | 
             | They steal bananas, mangos, guavas- all kinds of fruits,
             | any food item not indoors, and destroy flowers and plants.
             | 
             | Thus, for families depending on these as their source of
             | income have to always remain vigilant to monkey invasions.
             | Common methods include- stone being thrown directly at them
             | intending full harm, pebbles thrown by slingshots, and
             | firecrackers. Banging metal objects loudly also seems to
             | help.
             | 
             | We have mango groves that we lend on a yearly basis. The
             | people who lease them from us establish outposts during the
             | mango season which are always manned by at least one man
             | with ready reinforcement in case of monkey invasion.
             | 
             | For those families not depending financially on tree
             | products are also harmed. They make growing flowering
             | plants difficult. They steal food from outdoors, and not to
             | mention the awfully smelling solid and liquid excretion
             | they leave on your rooftops.
             | 
             | (All rooftops are flat in the plains region, and they are
             | important in our lives.)
             | 
             | By the way, I lost one pomelo ( _Citrus maxima_ ) to a
             | bunch of monkeys this very afternoon.
        
               | cute_boi wrote:
               | I understand but aren't we to be blame for this? We took
               | their home, we took their shelter and what can they do?
               | And they don't have enough wisdom to know who they should
               | harm and who they shouldn't.
               | 
               | And many of monkey i know here are too friendly but yea
               | after they starts to live with humans they learn to
               | hoodwink people because many thieves are known to use
               | monkey to snatch valuables from tourist by providing
               | bananas as incentives to them.
        
               | throwaway2331 wrote:
               | > An adult male cannot physically take on a monkey. It is
               | impossible. Still they don't attack.
               | 
               | Are you positive?
               | 
               | A chimpanzee: yes. A guerilla: indubitable. But a monkey?
               | 
               | They seem like medium-sized dogs, that can move around
               | quicker and more freely. They'll bite out your flesh, and
               | perhaps maim you to a semi-serious degree (including
               | infection), but I cannot fathom a _monkey_ seriously
               | killing a grown adult male human being.
               | 
               | These are 20-40lb, very aggressive racoons. If you shock
               | them with anything, they're most likely going to flee for
               | fear of serious injury.
        
               | polotics wrote:
               | A Macaque, maybe 15 kg in weight, has the aggression
               | claws and muscle to take on any non-beefy human and win,
               | not doubt about that.
        
               | vijaybritto wrote:
               | > But a monkey?
               | 
               | Oh boy never test this out. They will attack violently
               | and will not spare you. If they have enough numbers or
               | have the pack leader(usually the one with the biggest
               | balls) close by then they will retaliate. I'm from south
               | India and I have seen a lot of grown up men get roughed
               | up by monkeys
        
               | 2-718-281-828 wrote:
               | "roughed up" sounds like getting a beating. but I'd
               | assume they rip your face off and stuff. care to
               | elaborate?
        
             | olalonde wrote:
             | As a side note, I've read that polar bears are one of the
             | most fearless animal towards humans because they had so
             | little interactions with us.
        
             | unmole wrote:
             | Depends on your definition of _major_. Mosquitoes still
             | exist despite nearly a million people dying from the
             | diseases they transmit each yaar.
             | 
             | Stray dogs in India are responsible for tens of thousands
             | rabies deaths annually. Yet it's illegal to cull them.
        
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