[HN Gopher] The Bastard Operator from Hell (1999)
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       The Bastard Operator from Hell (1999)
        
       Author : de6u99er
       Score  : 158 points
       Date   : 2021-12-17 11:13 UTC (11 hours ago)
        
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       | teddyh wrote:
       | I've never liked the BOFH stories, even when I first encountered
       | them in the early 90s I never thought they were particularly
       | funny, and as I've since become a more experienced sysadmin I've
       | actually come to despise them and the attitude they symbolize.
       | Sure, the stories are parodies and written in an exaggerated
       | manner, but the underlying humor seems to be saying " _Isn't this
       | what we all really think? Isn't this how we would all wish we
       | could behave?_ ", which is an attitude I find deplorable.
       | 
       | I've elaborated about this here in the past, first here:
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10320829#10322378
       | 
       | and later here:
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16724962#16725937
       | 
       | (Note: this entire comment is a repost from four years ago:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17164086)
        
         | hootbootscoot wrote:
         | Think of it as some sort of elaborate Dilbert, rather. The
         | essence of it is the dysfunction of corporate office life.
        
           | teddyh wrote:
           | Even Dilbert wasn't usually _mean_ , and certainly never to
           | people who didn't really deserve it.
        
             | hpoe wrote:
             | You sure you've been reading the same strip because the PHB
             | and Dogbert have both been deliberately mean on multiple
             | occasions.
             | 
             | EDIT: Also catbert whose whole character is about being
             | cruel.
        
               | teddyh wrote:
               | The PHB isn't a viewpoint character. And Dogbert is
               | usually only mean to people who can said to be (in some
               | sense) deserving.
        
             | rob74 wrote:
             | Dilbert himself: no. Most of the other characters: yes
             | (mostly to Dilbert).
        
         | errcorrectcode wrote:
         | Seconding this. I didn't manage to get through one before it
         | seemed absurd, beyond unethical and unprofessional, and petty.
         | Reminded me of Comic Book Guy: so smart but no one can stand
         | their misanthropy.
        
         | _jal wrote:
         | The unfunny, mean frame around hacking things in unexpected
         | ways probably seemed like a decent literary device, but turned
         | out not to be.
         | 
         | But by then the series was a series, and like a bad Sunday-
         | paper comic strip back when, just kept going. This seems to be
         | a failure mode peculiar to syndication.
        
         | kbenson wrote:
         | > Sure, the stories are parodies and written in an exaggerated
         | manner, but the underlying humor seems to be saying "Isn't this
         | what we all really think? Isn't this how we would all wish we
         | could behave?", which is an attitude I find deplorable.
         | 
         | No? Not everyone sees all types of humorous behavior as
         | something to aspire to. Did people always look at Chaplin's
         | antics as the fool and think "that's funny, I should act the
         | same way"? Do people look at asshole comedians because that's
         | how they wish they were?
         | 
         | I think it's more accurate to say that people find extreme
         | behavior funny because we have urges _sometimes_ to act the
         | same, and while we recognize that 's not a good way to act, it
         | can be cathartic to see someone unrestrained by social norms in
         | a fictional setting where nobody is actually hurt or upset.
         | 
         | I'll be the first to condemn someone for harmful behaviors to
         | others without cause, but fiction is another thing entirely.
         | Even if I didn't find this type of fiction humorous, I would be
         | very careful not to ascribe motivations and idea about those
         | that do. People have many reasons for enjoying stories, and
         | they may be entirely alien to your own way of thinking, so
         | generally I find it's best to deal with the individual (if
         | needed) and not the source.
        
           | teddyh wrote:
           | > _I think it 's more accurate to say that people find
           | extreme behavior funny because we have urges sometimes to act
           | the same, and while we recognize that's not a good way to
           | act, it can be cathartic to see someone unrestrained by
           | social norms in a fictional setting where nobody is actually
           | hurt or upset._
           | 
           | This is exactly the attitude which I called "deplorable". I
           | _dont't_ feel that urge, as I explained in my linked
           | comments.
        
             | kbenson wrote:
             | >> I've actually come to despise them and the attitude they
             | symbolize.
             | 
             | The issue is, they don't necessarily symbolize an attitude.
             | That's an assumption on your part, and in my opinion, and
             | erroneous one. These stories let people see urges they have
             | played out in a fictional setting, and explore how it might
             | play out. This can relieve the pressure people might feel
             | to actually act in these ways, because they get some
             | outlet, while also seeing how the behavior is problematic
             | in real life.
             | 
             | It's fine that you don't like this fiction, but when you
             | start projecting your own interpretations of what the
             | fiction means or symbolizes, you are projecting your own
             | interpretation and judgement onto others who may consume
             | that fiction in an entirely different way. It doesn't
             | symbolize what you say it does, it at most makes you feel
             | something about it. To others it makes them feel something
             | different. In neither case does it necessarily make someone
             | act or think more in line with how the main character does.
             | 
             | We can ask people to act a certain way within society, but
             | once we start demonizing urges people may have and _not_
             | act on, and fiction that appeals to those people, I think
             | we 've gone too far.
        
         | cafemachiavelli wrote:
         | I'm pleasantly surprised to see this kind of sentiment at the
         | top. I also like the posts you linked a lot. I used to like
         | these kinds of bitter sysadmin revenge fantasies, but I no
         | longer really get the appeal; they seem to exemplify a kind of
         | "punching down or sideways because you can't punch up" behavior
         | that I see IRL (outside IT) too often to find it funny.
        
         | datavirtue wrote:
         | I can't stop reading them because they so accurately depict the
         | attitude and MO of a few real life BOFH that I used to work
         | with. These guys, one in particular, would do anything in his
         | power to torture people while averting any blame due to his
         | technical skills. And then openly laugh and make fun of them
         | with the other sysadmins...who all pretty much allowed him to
         | get away with it all or even encouraged it. These stories do
         | not look like fiction to me in any way.
        
         | dkarl wrote:
         | I agree there's a power fantasy element to them, but they're a
         | reflection of sysadmins' lack of real power. They're at the
         | bottom of the pecking order and are only noticed when things go
         | wrong, or when users want to project their own frustrations
         | onto somebody lower in the office pecking order. They have
         | incredible destructive potential at their fingertips yet no way
         | to use it in the protection of their own dignity, since doing
         | their job well means taking abuse silently when it's directed
         | at them. Pushing back against misdirected blame and anger would
         | go against the _real_ power structure and would be castigated
         | as a lack of empathy for the poor users.
         | 
         | Honestly, the best sysadmins are probably the ones who resort
         | to fantasies like this. Real unscrupulous sysadmins can force
         | people to kiss their ass before they'll do their job. If you've
         | ever worked in an office where the sysadmin is a highly visible
         | and highly respected person, and everyone is keen to treat them
         | well and be on their good side, it's because they've made it
         | their policy to do the simplest aspects of their job
         | grudgingly, theatrically, and only after a lot of cajoling.
         | Meanwhile at another company there's somebody doing the same
         | job ten times better but getting treated like an intern
         | precisely _because_ they do the job better, without forcing
         | people to beg. And that sysadmin is the one who needs the power
         | fantasy.
         | 
         | (I was not sure whether to use the present tense or past tense
         | in this post. My memories of company sysadmins are from the
         | 1990s and early 2000s, and I have no idea if sysadmins like
         | that exist anymore.)
        
           | 2-718-281-828 wrote:
           | My psychological intuition tells me that the one with power
           | phantasies is the cajoling sysadmin - not the humble one. I
           | find it weird that you would think it's the other way around.
        
             | dkarl wrote:
             | I would think it would be weird to fantasize about taking
             | drastic, socially unsanctioned action to deal with
             | circumstances that you are already dealing with effectively
             | in real life.
             | 
             | People do commonly fantasize about using violence to escape
             | humiliating situations, but very few people take violent
             | action against their tormentors, so it stands to reason
             | that most of the people who fantasize about violence aren't
             | violent in real life.
        
           | teddyh wrote:
           | I feel that a _real_ "power fantasy" would be to depict a
           | fight against the ignominy, not in petty acts of malice
           | against the undeserving.
        
             | Maursault wrote:
             | Well, there's something to be said for lightening up, and
             | unless assaulted, we choose to be offended. I suppose,
             | similarly, most really can't stand Jerry nor find his
             | behavior humorous; he's such a jerk to Tom.
             | 
             | The art of parody can be low or high brow. I suppose there
             | is some low brow parody I do not appreciate (e.g. Jim
             | Carrey's Fire Marshal Bill Burns I find disturbing), but
             | BOFH hits too close to home for me to criticize (beyond
             | literary). Some users can be demanding, needy, ungrateful
             | pieces of work, and fantasizing about retaliation without
             | consequences relieves pressure.
             | 
             | Contrast BOFH to dissident heating engineer Harry Tuttle,
             | not opposites, but somewhat complimentary. BOFH is probably
             | more believable, but Harry wins the absurdity contest. Also
             | compare both to Dr. Gregory House and the characters on
             | Seinfeld. I will not explain why we sometimes like horrible
             | people, but I think it is intersting that Tuttle stands out
             | conspicuously gallant and heroic among them.
             | 
             | We even like antiheroes in work that is not parody, such as
             | Clint Eastwood's unnamed characters, Han Solo, Michael
             | Corleone and Rambo. There are other crossovers like BOFH,
             | such as Captain Jack Sparrow, a character that is similarly
             | both a parody and an antihero, or Alex DeLarge, a satiric
             | antihero. Also notable is Mr. Robot's Elliot Alderson,
             | perhaps a closely-related descendent of BOFH.
        
         | AtlasBarfed wrote:
         | The moral of the story is, for all of them: "This is why AWS
         | ate corporate IT"
        
         | inopinatus wrote:
         | > the underlying humor seems to be saying "Isn't this what we
         | all really think? Isn't this how we would all wish we could
         | behave?"
         | 
         | That's a bad take, for the simple reason that the BOFH series
         | was written by a Kiwi, for primarily NZ and UK audiences.
         | 
         | The underlying message is, consequently, quite the opposite.
        
           | teddyh wrote:
           | Other people _in this thread_ have stated otherwise.
        
             | inopinatus wrote:
             | I can appreciate that being confronted with a statement
             | whose essence is "you've been wrong for years and don't get
             | other peoples jokes" leads to validation-seeking behaviour.
             | 
             | Nevertheless you're still looking to support what is now an
             | _intentionally_ negative misinterpretation of dry humour.
             | 
             | My point being, just because others are wrong too, that
             | still doesn't reflect badly on the author, or the source
             | material.
             | 
             | This is also why I don't joke on calls with Americans.
        
         | smsm42 wrote:
         | This sounds almost like "first they kill monsters in that new
         | 'Doom' thing on a computer and then they go out and shoot
         | people on the street!"
         | 
         | There's a difference between humorous escapist fantasy and the
         | reality, and most adults are capable of recognizing it. We can
         | watch "John Wick" without starting to shoot people, and we can
         | read BOFH without being forced to act it out too. And as all
         | escapist fantasy, there's an element of reality and its
         | frustrations baked into it - that's why it works - but
         | everybody knows it's not the reality itself.
        
           | sharken wrote:
           | I'm totally onboard with this, reality is a different thing
           | altogether. BOFH is good entertainment with a touch of
           | reality.
           | 
           | The world would be a poorer place if we did not have BOFH.
        
       | W0lf wrote:
       | For our german audience here at HN, there's also a (german)
       | version called Bastard Assistant from Hell (BAfH) [1] which I can
       | highly recommend if you liked the original stories as well
       | 
       | [1] https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastard_Assistant_from_Hell
        
         | de6u99er wrote:
         | Danke!
        
       | gostsamo wrote:
       | The story is still alive on The Register:
       | 
       | https://search.theregister.com/?q=bofh
        
       | bencollier49 wrote:
       | _" It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH,
       | however, does have it's advantages. I reassign null to be the
       | tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't
       | have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. And it
       | speeds up backups too, so it can't be all bad can it? Of course
       | not."_
       | 
       | So not quite everything he gets up to is fantasy.
        
       | usrbinbash wrote:
       | BOFH is probably the best comical criticism of corporate
       | "culture", with "Dilbert" as a close second.
        
         | mpol wrote:
         | Any love for Hackles?
         | 
         | I have read them twice now from start to end:
         | http://hackles.org/index.html
        
       | rsynnott wrote:
       | The title's a little misleading; this is all the old stuff, but
       | anything after '03 is available on The Register:
       | https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/bofh/
        
         | iso1631 wrote:
         | The original and the best. After moving to The Reg it stretched
         | from grmpy sysadmin deciding to delete peoples files to a
         | machivellian character who murders people on a regular basis
        
           | lostcolony wrote:
           | I dunno; at least that way it's more obviously hyperbolic,
           | and thus less likely to be emulated
        
           | elsjaako wrote:
           | BOFH#4 already implies someone is killed by a SWAT team
        
           | CraneWorm wrote:
           | > machivellian character who murders people on a regular
           | basis
           | 
           | I read the first one he murders someone so it seems it has
           | always been like that.
        
           | rsynnott wrote:
           | It's oscillated a few times; some of the early ones are quite
           | murder-y, and the Reg version has sometimes been a bit more
           | normal (though I think he's in a murder-y phase at the
           | moment).
        
       | mik09 wrote:
       | reminds me of a ctf (overthewire - vortex level 16) that uses
       | bofh to crack 100 out of 128 letters of a hash...come to think of
       | it now i have more clues for this one.
        
       | AnIdiotOnTheNet wrote:
       | I do sometimes wonder how much of the attitude and behavior of
       | many IT people I've met might ultimately be sourced from the
       | BOfH, taken to heart by people who didn't really get the joke.
       | Much like how modern game 'critic' culture seems to have been
       | derived from the AVGN.
        
         | dijit wrote:
         | I think in this case that art imitates life.
         | 
         | Most people working in IT when these things came about were
         | burned very hard by being a "cost centre", they were user
         | facing and also had to be deeply technical.
         | 
         | It's difficult to be under appreciated, held to high standards
         | for output but also be user facing (because support requires,
         | more than anything else, patience) and maintain a positive
         | demeanour, most people specialised into roles like "Helpdesk"
         | but those always felt very entry level and were probably very
         | unfulfilling.
         | 
         | Even if you had a Helpdesk: it probably felt that the
         | implementor was "very far removed" from the user, which makes
         | things even more annoying when something breaks down and you
         | want things to move quickly.
         | 
         | BOFH is almost certainly a fantasy that follows the perception
         | of an operations person. Certainly I believe that more than I
         | believe it's a work of fiction that came from nowhere that
         | people identified with and imitated.
        
           | Maursault wrote:
           | > roles like "Helpdesk" but those always felt very entry
           | level and were probably very unfulfilling.
           | 
           | I used to think that also until I worked with some career
           | helpdesk operators that were well suited to the position for
           | their excellent social aptitude and reasonably well
           | compensated for their skills and excellent tact. This is not
           | confined to Tier I, as the most successful in Tier II will
           | also have this gift of being personable that is less common
           | or with less opportunity to express it in Tier III, but it
           | appears again in Tier IV. It is ironic, but generally a less
           | competent but extremely personable operator will be more
           | successful than a competent and efficient operator with no
           | social skills.
        
         | PragmaticPulp wrote:
         | I remember greatly enjoying BOFH when I was young, in the same
         | way it's fun to watch a movie with a deeply flawed character
         | behaving poorly.
         | 
         | Then I worked at a company where the IT person modeled their
         | personality on BOFH and it was, unsurprisingly, a miserable
         | experience for everyone. Strangely, they got a free pass for
         | the gruff behavior because there was this idea that "that's
         | just how IT people are". Fortunately, that's _not_ the norm or
         | even acceptable at any sane workplace and I went on to work
         | with a lot of great and professional IT people since then.
         | 
         | But I've often wondered how much the BOFH fictions influenced
         | some people who missed the point.
        
         | toyg wrote:
         | Nah, it's always been considered a revenge fantasy.
         | 
         | IRL BOFHs were BOFHs before it came around, they just didn't
         | have a label. The omnipotence mania is built in the very
         | concept of "administrator" or "root", and because this
         | obviously doesn't translate directly in the real world for IT
         | admins, there is always a friction, a source of frustration,
         | for people in those jobs.
         | 
         | The real outcome of BOFH was to sensitize some bosses to the
         | problems such personalities can produce, a concept that made it
         | all the way to Sarbanes-Oxley. And despite that, the likes of
         | Terry Childs [0] are still very much around.
         | 
         | [0[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Childs
        
         | datavirtue wrote:
         | I though that too until I brought up BOFH to actual BOFHs who
         | had no idea the series existed.
        
         | user-the-name wrote:
         | Yeah, I really do suspect that a lot of the rotten parts of
         | programmer culture stems from things like this.
        
           | datavirtue wrote:
           | Real life BOsFH hate developers more than lusers.
        
             | shagie wrote:
             | > Want of become enemy of ops? Install developer friendly
             | product.
             | 
             | -- DevOps Borat (
             | https://twitter.com/DEVOPS_BORAT/status/305113251388203008
             | )
        
       | tempodox wrote:
       | "The Rag" has even more episodes, starting May 2000 [1]. The most
       | recent episodes are at https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/bofh/.
       | 
       | [1] https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/bofh/earlier/7/
        
         | sumtechguy wrote:
         | The bound editions are nice as well.
         | 
         | https://www.amazon.com/Simon-Travaglia/e/B00JCJDZCU
        
       | saul_goodman wrote:
       | BOFH is meant to blow off steam for the lowly enlisted people of
       | tech. I think the negative comments in this thread really shines
       | a spotlight on the chasm dividing IT people on HN. A lot of the
       | ivory tower of IT hangs out here unaware its hell for the
       | majority of folks working IT. Spend a few minutes on /r/sysadmin
       | if you need a refresher on what it's really like to start out in
       | this business working at an ordinary company.
       | 
       | And this is nothing against the ivory tower or the valley. All
       | I'm saying is it's a problem when you can't tell that you're
       | there because of the echo chamber you're in. To most orgs IT is
       | an expense that must be minimized at all costs and that
       | translates to treating IT people as dirt. Shops that export
       | technology as their business are the inverse of this.
        
       | norpisss wrote:
       | I have a couple of coworkers that use this term with pride, e.g.
       | part of their nickname, email signatures, etc... Why would they
       | do that? To me it reads as unwelcoming or passive aggressive,
       | doesn't it?
        
         | op00to wrote:
         | Unwelcoming for sure.
        
           | ndlary wrote:
           | Why does everyone feel entitled to be welcomed in all
           | situations since around 2015? The people demanding to be
           | welcomed have more power now than the people who actually
           | created something. This is deeply wrong.
           | 
           | Also, the question of welcoming/unwelcoming is entirely
           | orthogonal to what the BOFH is about.
        
         | dsr_ wrote:
         | It's neither.
         | 
         | BOFH represents an angry, cathartic, antiheroic response to the
         | social problems of the IT world. Anyone acting that way in the
         | real world deserves the prison sentence that would immediately
         | follow... just as anyone who behaved like an action movie star
         | in the real world would go to prison for assault and murder.
         | 
         | The primary desired response is quiet sympathy and camaraderie,
         | if appropriate.
        
         | bartvk wrote:
         | I guess it differs for each person. I think it's funny, it's a
         | way of saying that you don't take yourself too seriously.
         | 
         | Of course you could ask the coworkers in question, but do you
         | want to bring your account to the attention of a BOFH?...
        
         | vbezhenar wrote:
         | Why would I want to be welcoming or positive? While I'm not
         | exactly aggressive person, I'm more like neutral person and I
         | would never want to fake welcomeness or something like that. If
         | someone will approach me with question from documentation, I'll
         | never hesitate to answer RTFM and move on.
         | 
         | May be that's US thing that everyone must smile and be kind. I
         | was not taught like that, I don't expect that from others and
         | I'll not fake good mood being in a bad mood myself.
        
       | neotek wrote:
       | Oh man, what a blast from the past. Another great site in the
       | same vein was Acts of Gord[-1], which followed the exploits of a
       | used game store manager. Similarly semi-apocryphal and perhaps a
       | little overstated, but highly enjoyable.
       | 
       | [-1] http://www.actsofgord.com/
        
         | MerelyMortal wrote:
         | -1?
        
         | DnDGrognard wrote:
         | I remember seeing the early BOFH when I was working for Telecom
         | GOLD (Dialcom) in the mid 80's.
         | 
         | I think the BOFH files may have come from the NZ Dialcom
         | licensee originally.
        
         | jerf wrote:
         | I don't really have a hard time believing that running a used
         | game store in what is clearly not the best part of town over
         | the course of a couple decades would produce Gord's stories.
         | 
         | As the phrase goes, shit happens. Nothing interesting may
         | happen on a normal day but there's a lot of days and eventually
         | you roll up all manner of interesting occurrences.
        
       | mattowen_uk wrote:
       | WARNING: Site starts playing loud music immediately on load.
        
         | hulitu wrote:
         | Oh , so just like any news site nowadays. Some (browser
         | developer) people never learn. Or to put it another way:
         | "Lusers, bless their little hearts, have simple minds. " [1]
         | 
         | [1] a.s.r. FAQ
        
         | vbezhenar wrote:
         | It does not for me and actually modern browsers do not allow
         | automatic sound playback without explicit user interaction.
        
           | bombcar wrote:
           | Apparently "moving the mouse anywhere near the tab" is
           | explicit user interaction unless I disable sound by default.
        
       | beardyw wrote:
       | Real life story:
       | 
       | In the late 70s I was new to using the teletype we shared in the
       | office, and one day I had a job waiting for a tape to be mounted.
       | An old hand asked what the problem was, "here, move over" he said
       | "this should help".
       | 
       | He typed a message:
       | 
       | - why don't you .......s do some ....ing work for a ....ing
       | change -
       | 
       | and walked away. I was left traumatised.
       | 
       | I later got a call from the ops manager saying that he and the
       | operators were shocked by the language. I doubt it.
       | 
       | If that was you, I still haven't forgotten!*
        
       | yjftsjthsd-h wrote:
       | A wonderful classic:) It's funny to me how much culture these
       | convey even through a warped lens.
        
       | lambic wrote:
       | I have a shell script that sends my daily scrum update to slack
       | and it includes a fortune at the end, including the occasional
       | bofh excuse.
        
       | chrisseaton wrote:
       | I never understood - what does 'operator' mean in this context.
       | I've never encountered anyone with the job title 'operator'. Does
       | it mean 'user'? But that doesn't fit with the content because the
       | Bastard Operator doesn't like users. Does it mean 'admin'? But
       | then why a different word?
        
         | Joker_vD wrote:
         | It means "computer operator": "a role in IT which oversees the
         | running of computer systems, ensuring that the machines, and
         | computers are running properly" [0] -- a rather interesting
         | article to read even on its own.
         | 
         | [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_operator
        
         | jaggederest wrote:
         | "A computer operator is the person responsible for monitoring
         | and controlling computer systems especially mainframe computer
         | systems in a company or organization."
         | 
         | It's kind of archaic, now, but back in the day you used to have
         | a computer that filled a whole room and there would be an
         | operator in charge of compiling and running jobs, returning
         | (printed) output, managing user accounts, resources, backups.
         | 
         | Sort of analogous to a system administrator on multiple smaller
         | computers used as servers, or the IT guy on personal computers
         | used for work, but much more direct, in that they would
         | actually be the one who operated the computer. Users submitted
         | typed programs that would be input into punchcards and run as a
         | batch, or run on a scheduled basis.
        
           | throwawayHN378 wrote:
           | When I was an undergrad student in 2010 I worked part time as
           | a contractor for the state of NY and my official title was
           | "computer operator". For the most my job was IT support
        
           | DnDGrognard wrote:
           | Normally an "operator" would look after the lower level
           | functions changing tapes.
        
           | whoopdedo wrote:
           | It's not entirely archaic as the title lives on in DevOps.
        
           | datavirtue wrote:
           | Computer operators were not very technical--just trained on
           | the various tasks listed. It was often a low wage job. Not
           | like a more familiar sysadmin of more recent years.
        
         | lambic wrote:
         | My first job was as an operator for a UK bank.
         | 
         | The work was:
         | 
         | * Putting paper on printers * Taking paper off printers *
         | Decollating the paper that came off printers * Putting tapes
         | into tape drives * Taking tapes out of tape drives
         | 
         | The slacking was
         | 
         | * Going to the pub before it closed on night shift * Having
         | sword fights with the plastic swords we used to cut paper *
         | Finding an unlocked office and using the phone to call party
         | lines
         | 
         | The work highlights were:
         | 
         | * Going to a vault and back flanked by security guards to get
         | the Queen's tape * Printing bank statements of the rich and
         | famous (I've seen Mick Jagger's bank account)
        
         | xbar wrote:
         | When I first encountered BOFH, I recalled TV commercials on
         | KTLA Channel for Control Data Institute in order to give me
         | context on the "Operator" term.
         | 
         | You could train to be a computer programmer, operator, or
         | technician. Seems like a standard term of art for the 1970s.
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09y4zT18KXM
        
         | dijit wrote:
         | I remember reading in a book once:
         | 
         | Systems Operator: Maintains and runs systems, often works from
         | runbooks, or automated UI's; does not write code, works within
         | the constraints set by Administrators. Level 2 Helpdesk.
         | 
         | Systems Administrators: Responsible for writing documentation,
         | addressing the needs of monitoring. Usually the person writing
         | runbooks and scripts, works closely with a Helpdesk and their
         | needs, automates recurrent problems. Level 3 Helpdesk.
         | 
         | Systems Engineer: Responsible for architecture, understanding
         | complex systems, working on new projects, making Systems
         | Administrators lives easier. Working with Architects on
         | upcoming projects, likely designed and built the logging
         | solution, database migration systems, job control systems.
         | 
         | Systems Architect: Same as a systems engineer except focused on
         | business needs instead of technical ones. Usually works on a
         | higher level of abstraction, often works across many teams to
         | gather needs.
         | 
         | This was a book that was "old" when I read it in 2007, so,
         | obviously this no longer reflects reality (if it ever did).
        
         | bombcar wrote:
         | Operator as in System Operator or sysop- an archaic term for IT
         | administrator from when the computer was a single "system".
         | Equivalent to root when used.
        
         | lmilcin wrote:
         | Long time ago people could not use computers.
         | 
         | You would write down the program you want to get executed or
         | punch it on punch cards.
         | 
         | The only people who could actually operate the computer were...
         | the operators. These people (mainly women) would transfer the
         | program to the computer, execute it and then transfer the
         | answer back to the requestor.
         | 
         | This survived into later because an admin on the server is was
         | the only person who could _actually_ operate the server. The
         | rest can only within whatever rights the admin gave them, but
         | for any important operation (like adding a user) you still
         | needed the admin (operator) to take action.
        
           | bitwize wrote:
           | And just like programming itself, egotistical and socially
           | maladapted men drove the women out of the profession.
        
         | kgwgk wrote:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sysop
        
         | jasongill wrote:
         | The term would be akin to system administrator now; the sysop
         | was the one who was in charge of the computer (you know, the
         | one computer on a business or school campus that everyone
         | shared via terminals). They would be in charge of monitoring
         | the computer, making sure that users weren't doing anything
         | they weren't supposed to and impacting other users, managing
         | backup tapes, and handling the equivalent of "support tickets"
         | (mostly via phone or paper in those days)
        
           | datavirtue wrote:
           | Now that person controls access to THE cloud.
        
         | admash wrote:
         | Operator in this context is similar to administrator. A cognate
         | being "sysop" from the 80s and 90s bulletin-board scene,
         | meaning "system operator".
        
       | h2odragon wrote:
       | I've had "BOFH" on my license plate for 25 years now. I think
       | I've had one person recognize it; and that was out of state at a
       | Hamvention.
        
         | peakaboo wrote:
         | I would recognize it and LOVE it. But I'm 46 so there is that.
         | :)
        
         | rwmj wrote:
         | I think I'd be too scared to approach you :-)
        
         | reaperducer wrote:
         | I tried to register GOSUB once, but it was taken.
        
         | _joel wrote:
         | The one person was the PFY?
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | Always thank your sysadmin. Always treat them with respect.
        
       | jasongill wrote:
       | I love these so much and plan to re-read them all (for the N'th
       | time in the past 30 years) again today, thanks for posting this
       | nostalgia trip.
        
       | aurizon wrote:
       | Back in the day, BOFH was not on the Register. I thought it was
       | very topical and I suggested to Mike Magee that they talk to each
       | other - the rest is history.
       | 
       | LOL, a downvote for the literal absolute truth, Check with Mike
       | and Simon if you have any doubts...
        
         | saul_goodman wrote:
         | Lol, welcome to the show, where half the contestants don't
         | understand humor and the other half have to explain what it
         | Actually means.
        
           | aurizon wrote:
           | Yes, I found it funny, and the number of fatalities was
           | extraordinary (all for valid reasons...). He should re-
           | invigorate it with hacker stuff and ransomware demands for 2P
           | or I trash your server - see the coin slot on your server -
           | insert 2P - the ideas are endless to expose fools who use
           | admin as pw etc..
        
       | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
       | I've been following BOFH for decades (It long predates 1999),
       | since he was a student in New Zealand.
       | 
       | It is not PC (but also not deliberately offensive -it's a revenge
       | fantasy; not a manifesto).
       | 
       | As time has gone on, Simon (the BOFH), has gotten deadlier. He
       | started off, nuking students' term papers, and has since
       | graduated to routine first-degree, premeditated murder.
       | 
       | It's entertainment. Not my favorite go-to, but I enjoy it.
       | 
       | I'm easily amused, I guess.
        
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