[HN Gopher] Consider the Lobster (2004) [pdf]
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       Consider the Lobster (2004) [pdf]
        
       Author : mahathu
       Score  : 84 points
       Date   : 2021-12-02 11:08 UTC (3 days ago)
        
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       | adamgordonbell wrote:
       | It's crazy that he wrote this for a food magazine. I think when
       | they sent him on this assignment that this was not at all what
       | they were expecting to get back.
        
         | kcrx wrote:
         | The tiny chef's hat icon signaling the end of the essay really
         | makes it great.
        
       | atorodius wrote:
       | Great essay, I think this text started what eventually led to me
       | reading infinite jest :)
        
         | spenczar5 wrote:
         | If you get a chance, A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
         | is really terrific too. I love Infinite Jest, but I think I
         | love DFW's essays even more. They are just the right length.
        
           | dhosek wrote:
           | I found A Supposedly Fun Thing to be rather grating and self-
           | congratulatory. In contrast, the essays in Consider the
           | Lobster showed a better balance between restraint and
           | indulgence.
        
           | eckmLJE wrote:
           | Agreed, there is an essay collection named after Consider the
           | Lobster that has some great ones.
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consider_the_Lobster
        
             | jeffbee wrote:
             | The David Foster Wallace Reader has these and more
             | including the brilliant "Both Flesh and Not" and some
             | trivia like his course syllabi and correspondence.
        
       | sofard wrote:
       | The whole book of essays is incredible. He wrote this just a few
       | weeks after 9/11. I'm amazed it was published at the time.
       | https://www.rollingstone.com/feature/david-foster-wallace-on...
        
         | lelandfe wrote:
         | Not to veer too far off topic but had to take the chance to
         | share Hunter Thompson's piece he wrote the week after 9/11,
         | which similarly, I'm surprised was published:
         | https://www.espn.com/espn/page2/story?id=1250751
        
       | downut wrote:
       | I loved the writing in this essay but disagree with the
       | conclusion. Let's just say that I doubt that individually wrapped
       | grocery store meats are apex civilization, and no human
       | civilization every thrived without exploiting[1] animals. The
       | exploitation has always been performed across the spectrum of
       | cruelty[2], but the fact of it is incontrovertible. So the
       | essential flaw in the logic, I think, is that, very unusual for
       | DFW, he missed the more important widest context.
       | 
       | My favorite DFW essay (out of oh so many) is "Tense Present"[3].
       | I bought the Garner because of it. I've read it more than twice,
       | and I very rarely read things more than once. I recommended it to
       | a friend and she came back and said, "That's why you are the way
       | you are, you're a snoot!". I laughed.
       | 
       | [1][4] "exploiting" chosen to make the meaning explicit.
       | 
       | [2] _I_ try hard to minimize the cruelty in my practice; profit
       | based exploitation rarely does. Neither does a pack of African
       | wild dogs, nor the tarantula hawk dragging the much bigger
       | tarantula across my yard.
       | 
       | [3] Possibly unreadable font, might be others out there:
       | https://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/HarpersMagazine-2001-...
       | 
       | [4] DFW correctly (yah, that's redundant) used 1 based footnote
       | numbering.
        
         | will4274 wrote:
         | > My favorite DFW essay (out of oh so many) is "Tense
         | Present"[3]. I bought the Garner because of it.
         | 
         | Thanks for the recommendation. I laughed out loud at this line:
         | 
         | > He's both a lawyer and a lexicographer (which seems a bit
         | like being both a narcotics dealer and a DEA agent).
        
         | toiletfuneral wrote:
         | I don't totally understand your position...if the cruelty of
         | wolves / nature justifies your consumption, than why give a
         | shit about the treatment of your food source at all?
         | 
         | If you're trying to minimize cruelty, you wouldn't eat them at
         | all.
        
       | jalino23 wrote:
       | nothing happens when I click the link?
        
         | jallen_dot_dev wrote:
         | It's a link directly to a PDF. Did your browser save it to a
         | folder? Or maybe there is a popup asking if you want to save or
         | open.
        
       | 65 wrote:
       | One of my favorite DFW stories is Good Old Neon in Oblivion.
        
         | goodoldneon wrote:
         | Judging by my username, I think I like it too :)
        
         | pauldavis wrote:
         | OMG that is such genius. Chilling. Love it.
        
       | cogburnd02 wrote:
       | http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Not as much past discussion as I thought. I must have confused it
       | with the water one.
       | 
       |  _Consider the Lobster (2004)_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8407616 - Oct 2014 (48
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _David Foster Wallace, "Consider the Lobster." Aug 2004_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1562677 - July 2010 (1
       | comment)
        
       | reggieband wrote:
       | This may be the most gen-x piece of writing ever.
       | 
       | It reminds me of early Simpson's episodes. The juxtapositions of
       | pointless and detailed erudition, obvious humor and subtle
       | satire, and breaking the fourth-wall moral mirror. It's equal
       | parts brilliant, snarky and trivial.
       | 
       | I generally find DFW unbearably pretentious, but there is
       | something sublime about an article like this getting published,
       | with all of those footnotes, in a food magazine. Something about
       | it reminds me of the performance art of Andy Kaufman.
       | 
       | It's strange to me that I've heard of this essay probably
       | hundreds of times yet this was the first time I actually read it.
        
       | bigchoke wrote:
       | The morality of meat consumption is something I've struggled with
       | in the past as well. If I'm being completely honest the reason
       | I've never stopped is simply convenience in both macro and micro
       | nutrient availability. This has completely put me off lobster
       | though, won't lie.
        
         | akimball wrote:
         | Other fat sources are healthier, and other protein sources are
         | less perishable/risky. It is annoying to abstain meat in most
         | restaurants, but this is rapidly improving. My own sweet spot
         | compromise is ovo-lacto-pescatarianism. I eat lots of nuts, and
         | supplement protein when I work out. Sugar being poisonous, I
         | mostly substitute fats for calories. Works for me anyhow, once
         | I got used to it. Maybe insects will be a thing some day
        
           | bigchoke wrote:
           | My hope is cloned meat! Wouldn't mind paying a little extra
           | for it. And you are absolutely right, having a meatless diet
           | is getting progressively easier.
        
           | micromacrofoot wrote:
           | i'm hoping for insects, cricket flour is a very good source
           | of protein... but very expensive at the current scale
        
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