[HN Gopher] Tabletop Chocolate Factory
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       Tabletop Chocolate Factory
        
       Author : mhb
       Score  : 44 points
       Date   : 2021-11-19 20:24 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | Youden wrote:
       | This looks really promising.
       | 
       | I'm someone who's interested in making chocolate for the product,
       | not the process. I know there are people who like the process of
       | tempering (e.g. tabling), pouring it into fancy moulds and
       | decorating something like a praline but I'm not one of them.
       | 
       | The existing process I have to follow is a pain. I use the
       | "vaccination method" for tempering chocolate. I have to measure
       | out 2/3rds of the chocolate, heat it to ~50C, then mix in the
       | remaining chocolate and leave it until it cools to ~28C, then
       | heat it back up to ~32C. After that I have to pour it into the
       | moulds and let it cool overnight. The whole process takes several
       | hours and I have to spend a lot of time monitoring the
       | chocolate's temperature. It's not like a slow cooker or oven that
       | I can just turn on and leave until the time is up.
       | 
       | I also have to source couverture. I'm have the privilege to be in
       | one of the best places on earth to do that (Switzerland, I live
       | within easy cycling distance of Lindt HQ) but there's clearly a
       | wide spectrum of what you can do with the flavour of the
       | chocolate itself and I have no control over it.
       | 
       | This product would make the process "set and forget" and give me
       | more control over the flavour of the chocolate, so I have to say
       | I'm all for it.
       | 
       | My main remaining question was about cleaning but the FAQ [0]
       | makes it sound pretty straightforward.
       | 
       | If only they shipped internationally.
       | 
       | [0]: https://www.cocoterra.com/frequently-asked-questions/
        
         | SyzygistSix wrote:
         | Then the issue becomes sourcing the beans. But I can see that
         | becoming more available, as well as information about how to
         | best use them, just like hops, grains, malts, and yeasts at
         | brewery supply shops. And that will certainly give you more
         | control over the taste of the chocolate.
        
         | justinclift wrote:
         | Ugh, that FAQ has clearly deceptive marketing bullshit in it.
         | eg:                 Can I use my own molds with CocoTerra?
         | Yes! You can easily re-melt the chocolate from the CocoTerra
         | machine       and pour it into your own molds.
         | 
         | So, that's a "No", not a "Yes". You can't use your own molds
         | with the machine.
         | 
         | But you're welcome to re-melt the chocolate afterwards however
         | you like.
         | 
         | Just like any other chocolate.
         | 
         | When there's one marketing lie, it's probably not the only one.
         | :(
        
           | peterstjohn wrote:
           | The ring molds look quite awkward too...
        
           | jrmg wrote:
           | I'm not sure that qualifies as a lie. If you stop reading
           | after the 'Yes!' maybe you'd misinterpret it, but the
           | following sentence is crystal clear.
        
             | peterstjohn wrote:
             | It's not a lie, yes, but it does rather undermine the
             | entire point of the machine if you have to re-temper
             | outside of it to use a standard shaped mold.
        
       | wjp3 wrote:
       | I don't understand the appeal of this. Chocolate profiles are
       | mostly made in the roasting stage, which this doesn't do.
       | 
       | I briefly got into home roasting coffee, and quickly learned that
       | commercially available coffee from boutique roasters was way
       | better than I could do. I suspect this will be similar.
        
       | tomcam wrote:
       | When Naomi Wu does a video review of it I will feel my life to be
       | complete
       | 
       | https://youtube.com/c/SexyCyborg
        
       | nabilhat wrote:
       | The ball mill is normal in commercial chocolate production, it
       | scales more efficiently than other methods. Not sure I'd want to
       | clean one in my own kitchen though. The commercial units are
       | plumbed for sanitization and flushing out.
       | 
       | There's a lot of work involved in chocolate production. It's not
       | complicated, mostly tedious and particular, and requires either
       | specialized equipment or sustained physical effort. The best
       | source of information I know is Chocolate Alchemy's old school
       | website ( https://chocolatealchemy.com/ ). I was active in the
       | same homeroasting circles he was at the time he took an interest
       | in chocolate, and it was a really fascinating process to watch
       | unfold.
       | 
       | If you're curious, don't let the full bean-to-bar process scare
       | you away. It's easy to rough out something pasty that's entirely
       | unlike a chocolate bar with a mortar and pestle and not a ton of
       | work, and that can work well in cooking or brewed up in a hot
       | drink. Oven roasted cacao, peeled and smashed into nibs can be
       | infinely nicer than store bought. Anyway, the whole conching,
       | melanging, and tempering process is optional if you just want to
       | experiment.
        
       | peterstjohn wrote:
       | Two hours is _really_ fast (normally you end up grinding for 8+
       | hours), so I'm curious as to what the ball mill does differently
       | than other melangeurs.
       | 
       | The yield is quite low (250g) when you consider you can easily
       | get 2kg out of a Premier Wonder machine for around $300. Yes,
       | you'll have to temper the chocolate yourself, but these days you
       | can do that really easily with a water bath and some cocoa butter
       | (the 'silk' method).
        
       | Max_Ehrlich wrote:
       | I really want him to succeed, but I think coffee is about the
       | "sexiness". You hand-grind the beans, get a beautiful french
       | press on your counter that declares you are a coffee connoisseur,
       | and then savor the end result.
       | 
       | His idea is like making ice-cream; you've got a monstrosity on
       | your counter which you ignore until it's done. You also don't use
       | it often.
       | 
       | But then you don't have the same ability to add flavors and mess
       | around like you do when making ice cream.
        
       | helsinkiandrew wrote:
       | Does this have much of a market? I mean coffee is about the beans
       | and the machine/method used to make it, and doing it yourself can
       | be a quick and enjoyable experience.
       | 
       | Isn't chocolate more about the flavours added and manufacturing
       | process (although the upper end does talk about the source of the
       | beans) - having a favourite bar or tasting different bars from
       | different skilled artisanal producers.
        
         | samwillis wrote:
         | There will always be a market for an expensive bulky kitchen
         | gadget that takes up space in a cupboard and only comes out
         | twice a year!
         | 
         | I would sacrifice that cupboard space for one, although it
         | would need to be a little cheaper. I'm sure competitors will
         | come out with their own versions.
        
           | telesilla wrote:
           | >an expensive bulky kitchen gadget that takes up space in a
           | cupboard and only comes out twice a year!
           | 
           | Looking at you, every Dutch person and their deep fryer.
        
           | ycombinete wrote:
           | Definitely. My friend has a toaster that only toast hotdog
           | sausages and rolls, and he loves it.
        
         | SyzygistSix wrote:
         | No. Chocolate is also very much about the beans and finding the
         | roast that best brings out the flavors in them, then figuring
         | out what the best use for them is; a blend, a single origin
         | bar, milk chocolate, chocolate with something else or a flavor
         | added?
         | 
         | Like coffee, the best chocolate does not need flavors added to
         | it, although that can certainly be fun.
         | 
         | source - I was a chocolate maker for a small, high quality
         | chocolate company in the US.
        
           | h2odragon wrote:
           | Seems to me its all the breadth of beer with funkier, faster
           | fermentation; and more opportunities to involve technology.
           | 
           | So few other home uses for that kind of grinding and milling
           | machinery, tho. I'm trying to think up anything else this
           | could be turned to, and coming up with soaps, fireworks and
           | flash powders, inks, paints, and pigments. Nothing food grade
           | or wider niche.
           | 
           | Home-made Brazil and cashew nut butters, maybe? now worse
           | cleaning than chocolate, surely.
        
             | simtel20 wrote:
             | I flirted with the idea of getting a melanger for making
             | peanut butter and tahini at home, but my blender hasn't
             | burned out yet (yay blendtec) so I haven't needed to
             | explore this with any urgency. If anyone can recommend a
             | way to make home nut butters and tahini with less heat than
             | a blender I'd love to know.
        
               | ectopod wrote:
               | I've made peanut butter with my pestle and mortar. It
               | didn't take long, but I was making small quantities.
        
       | everyone wrote:
       | This image [1], computer screen on device with logo + bag of
       | cocoa with same logo, reminds me of juicero.
       | 
       | [1] https://spectrum.ieee.org/media-
       | library/cocoterra.jpg?id=270...
        
       | h2odragon wrote:
       | "Ball mill" in the kitchen... Nah, that's not going to be
       | unsociable loud or anything. Neat idea and i wish him luck but
       | geez this is specialized machinery and useful for what else? Its
       | the "Turnip twaddler" or bread machine, a thing to fill cabinet
       | space and never actually perform its intended function.
        
         | jt2190 wrote:
         | > It[']s the... bread machine, a thing to fill cabinet space
         | and never actually perform its intended function.
         | 
         | A book that might change your mind about Bread Machines:
         | 
         | The Bread Lover's Bread Machine Cookbook: A Master Baker's 300
         | Favorite Recipes for Perfect-Every-Time Bread From Every Kind
         | of Machine, by Beth Hensperger (2000)
         | 
         | https://www.quartoknows.com/books/9781558321564/the-bread-lo...
        
         | xbar wrote:
         | Upvoted for the Bloom County reference.
        
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