[HN Gopher] The case of the 500-mile email (2002)
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       The case of the 500-mile email (2002)
        
       Author : thunderbong
       Score  : 343 points
       Date   : 2021-11-13 20:50 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | geoffmunn wrote:
       | At a very large bank here in Australia & NZ, all XML messages
       | going through the main message bus had a trailing space character
       | appended to the end, which broke XML validation on the receiving
       | endpoint.
       | 
       | So the solution was for all endpoints to trim the very last
       | character - not just if it was a space, but to chop off the last
       | character. Apparently this had been the solution for years.
       | 
       | This worked really well until one day someone (probably a new
       | grad) saw the character issue and figured they'd fix it.
       | 
       | A bank-wide P1 incident occurred because every single XML message
       | was now unparsable due to the malformed closing '</xml ' tag.
       | Every single application in the bank had to do an emergency
       | update on its XML parser.
        
         | vishnugupta wrote:
         | Chesterton's Fence
         | 
         | https://fs.blog/chestertons-fence/
        
         | potamic wrote:
         | Why didn't they just rollback the fix instead?
        
           | ozychhi wrote:
           | D'oh! How did they not think of that
        
           | ukj wrote:
           | How do you rollback typos in messages you've already sent?
        
           | jacoblambda wrote:
           | What do you mean "rollback". You say this like this bank had
           | version control and it wasn't just recently introduced.
        
         | lqet wrote:
         | Isn't XML with trailing whitespace still valid XML?
        
           | reificator wrote:
           | Not if your validation is `/</xml>$/`.
        
       | darekkay wrote:
       | If you like reading such debugging stories, check out danluu's
       | repository: https://github.com/danluu/debugging-stories
        
       | IncRnd wrote:
       | While an extremely interesting read, I've read this about once a
       | month on HN. The story keeps getting posted.
        
       | beebeepka wrote:
       | Back in the day, I had a Nokia E71 smartphone that I used to keep
       | next to my work provided laptop.
       | 
       | My laptop would freeze for a couple of seconds right before each
       | incoming call. Every single time.
       | 
       | It wasn't all that baffling to me so I decided to test the thing
       | while placing the phone on top of my huge desktop tower. My over
       | clocked computer simply restarted itself instead of freezing.
       | Props to Lenovo, I guess
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Past related threads (less than I expected given how often it has
       | been reposted):
       | 
       |  _We can 't send email more than 500 miles (2002)_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23775404 - July 2020 (135
       | comments) (<-- thanks ayewo for finding this!)
       | 
       |  _The case of the 500-mile email (2002)_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14676835 - July 2017 (56
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Every time we lift a pallet from the shipping room, the server
       | times out (2006)_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13347058
       | - Jan 2017 (82 comments)
       | 
       |  _The case of the 500-mile email_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10305377 - Sept 2015 (1
       | comment)
       | 
       |  _The 500-mile email (2002)_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9338708 - April 2015 (139
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _The case of the 500-mile email_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1293652 - April 2010 (24
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _The case of the 500-mile email_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=385068 - Dec 2008 (28
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _The case of the 500-mile email_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=123489 - Feb 2008 (7
       | comments)
        
         | J-Kuhn wrote:
         | An other story (don't know if there is a nice write up) is
         | "OpenOffice can't print on Tuesdays":
         | https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/file/+bug/248619
         | 
         | Edit: Here is one:
         | https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161...
        
         | thot_experiment wrote:
         | A classic and wonderful piece of internet lore. If I ever have
         | kids this is one of the ones I'll be telling around the
         | campfire. The one about the internet going down because the
         | delivery truck blocked LoS is a good one too.
        
           | BMorearty wrote:
           | Could you please link to the truck story? I can't find it.
        
         | abeppu wrote:
         | I would enjoy seeing a "greatest hits" list of pages that are
         | repeatedly submitted and discussed here.
        
         | ayewo wrote:
         | You somehow forgot this one that made a showing in 2020:
         | 
         |  _We can 't send email more than 500 miles (2002)_ -
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23775404 - July 2020 (136
         | comments)
        
           | dang wrote:
           | Added above--thanks! No idea how that escaped my search
           | (which was something like https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=a
           | ll&page=0&prefix=true&que...)
        
         | trollied wrote:
         | I think I read about this for the first time on a dialup BBS in
         | the 90s :)
        
           | kingcharles wrote:
           | I tried to read about it on that BBS, but it was more than 80
           | miles from my house and I couldn't afford the long distance
           | phone charges.
        
             | desireco42 wrote:
             | I almost feel younger people will not understand what you
             | are referencing :) I was SysOp of FidoNet node.
        
         | zenexer wrote:
         | I know this gets posted quite often, but I still enjoy reading
         | it every time.
        
           | ghayes wrote:
           | Agree, I will always upvote it because it's a good story for
           | those who haven't read it, and it begets really good comments
           | and other war stories from seasoned devs.
        
             | KennyBlanken wrote:
             | What baffles me is that nobody seems to have called out the
             | fact that the story is utter nonsense.
             | 
             | I posted a longer explanation in a lower level comment, but
             | the biggest problem is that the author has a fundamental
             | misunderstanding of both the speed of propagation, and how
             | TCP works.
             | 
             | There is no way _any_ of what he wrote actually happened,
             | including  "sendmail defaults to a few ms timeout."
        
               | ayewo wrote:
               | The original author offered additional explanations on HN
               | when the article was re-posted in 2015:
               | https://news.ycombinator.com/threads?id=TreyHarris
        
               | Svetlitski wrote:
               | All of this is addressed in the FAQ about the story:
               | https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail-faq.html
        
               | MertsA wrote:
               | I can believe there was a bizarre bug setting the timeout
               | to zero and that there was a small delay handling the
               | timeout leading to only quite low latency connections
               | working. I don't for a second believe that the author
               | didn't intentionally dream up a large chunk of this
               | story. The FAQ claims that it wasn't actually 3
               | milliseconds and that he came up with this time by
               | calculating the "adjusted" time for a given distance. But
               | then he also claims that he took the timeout and used
               | units to confirm the 500 miles. This is a blatant
               | tautology, the speed of light had very little to do with
               | this, the "epiphany" moment was definitely made up. Then
               | there's the handwaving away the problem that sendmail V5
               | wouldn't have worked at all with a V8 config file. "Oh
               | Sun must have patched their version to run like that".
               | 
               | That whole FAQ reads very much as "I didn't lie, I just
               | made up all the details". I'm less convinced of the
               | veracity of the story after reading his explanations of
               | all the holes in his story.
        
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       | ww520 wrote:
       | This reminds me a problem I'm currently having. My iPhone freezes
       | completely sometimes when I ride BART, requiring a hard reboot. I
       | notice it happens when passing the Daly City station. It seems
       | there's a strong signal tower nearby that the strong signal
       | causes the problem. It's probably the strength level read by the
       | hardware causing an out of bound error somewhere and corrupting
       | the phone's memory.
        
         | jrockway wrote:
         | Does this happen to anyone else? There aren't a ton of iPhone
         | variants out there, so if it's a baseband-level defect, it
         | would be happening a lot.
         | 
         | I'll also say, if it's just the signal strength being too high,
         | it seems unlikely that would cause memory corruption. The
         | signal strength is probably just an integer, and there aren't
         | any operations defined on integers that involve using other
         | bytes of memory. (If you have an uint8 and add 1 to 255, you
         | just get 0; it doesn't upgrade the integer to a uint16 and
         | overwrite adjacent memory.)
        
           | ww520 wrote:
           | It's an iPhone XS model. Occasionally I would get a "no
           | carrier detected" error at the location while the signal bar
           | is full. Looks like it's signal related and it's the path of
           | handling error or exception.
           | 
           | Also does iPhone use ECC memory for all chips? Another
           | possibility is my phone's EM shielding is not good, and a
           | strong EM/microwave signal scrambles the memory in one of the
           | chips, probably the signal receiving chip. The freeze only
           | happens occasionally.
        
         | not1ofU wrote:
         | Do you have an IMSI Catcher [0] detection app on your phone? I
         | used to have the same issue (EU country), using Metro. One
         | single stop which was above ground and near International
         | conference centre. Evertime I went through that staion my phone
         | would lock up. Needed Hard hard reboot (remove battery), Until
         | I removed the IMSI catcher detection software. After that I
         | used in flight mode using that metro line.
         | 
         | Edit: rooted / android / HTC phone. [0]:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMSI-catcher
        
           | ww520 wrote:
           | I don't have IMSI detection catcher app running. Good to hear
           | a similar case happens, not just my phone going crazy. And
           | it's signal related.
        
         | 3np wrote:
         | Probably just someone broadcasting a new 0-day
        
       | atsaloli wrote:
       | In a similar vein: sysadmin war story "the network ate my font".
       | 
       | http://verticalsysadmin.com/blog/sysadmin-war-story-the-netw...
        
       | kingcharles wrote:
       | In the mid-90s I used to repair PCs. Customer brought PC in where
       | left mouse button did not function.
       | 
       | Easy. Replace mouse. NOPE.
       | 
       | OK, software issue. Reinstall mouse driver. NOPE.
       | 
       | OK, deeper software issue. Replace HDD from working PC. NOPE.
       | 
       | OK, replace RAM? NOPE.
       | 
       | OK, replace motherboard and all add-in cards. NOPE.
       | 
       | At this point we have a different HDD, motherboard, CPU, RAM,
       | video card and mouse. Still left mouse button doesn't work. Mouse
       | moves fine. Right button works.
       | 
       | Only thing left is the case and the PSU.
       | 
       | Replace PSU. Left mouse button works perfectly.
       | 
       | FML.
        
         | glitchc wrote:
         | Wha? Was it a PS/2 mouse? x86 system? More details please.
        
         | lostgame wrote:
         | This is just _such_ a classic story describing the Murphy's Law
         | of working with computers. This gave me a chuckle.
         | 
         | Solving programming problems is sometimes similar.
        
       | KennyBlanken wrote:
       | It's a cute story but one that is utter nonsense.
       | 
       | Anyone who is above junior level system or network administration
       | should be able to instantly tell, on point #2 alone. If they
       | don't, they do not understand the basics of TCP.
       | 
       | 1)Wave propagation through copper wiring is a bit more than half
       | the speed of light. Strike one.
       | 
       | 2)His mail server sends a SYN which is acknowledged by an SYN-ACK
       | back. His mail server does not know instantaneously that the
       | other mail server is accepting the connection; it has to wait for
       | a reply back. A mail server that is '3ms away' even assuming
       | speed of light transmission and no switching/routing/transmission
       | delay would be ~250 miles, not ~500.
       | 
       | 3)A mail server does not instantaneously reply to a SYN packet,
       | so there's delay there. Strike three.
       | 
       | 4)There are multiple routers involved (at least two) and
       | especially circa 2002 routing and switching probably accounts for
       | a significant amount of delay. Routers and switches tend to be
       | store-and-forward; they receive the entire packet, an interrupt
       | is generated by the NIC, a routing decisions is made, the packet
       | is shoved into the buffer of the outgoing NIC, etc. That doesn't
       | even cover firewalling. 3ms delay through multiple circa-2002
       | routers, firewalls, and switches is not believable.
       | 
       | 5)Transmission delay. Packet take longer than just "distance
       | divited by the speed of light" to arrive somewhere. Given typical
       | LAN/WAN connection speeds of the day, packet transmission delay
       | would be a factor. Ie the time it takes for a complete packet's
       | bits to be transmitted.
       | 
       | 6)Jitter. Even the slightest jitter would have wildly affected
       | his testing. Just 2-3ms of jitter (if we follow this guy's
       | calculations) would result in undeliverable mail to almost
       | _anywhere_ , yet he claims mail within the radius was reliably
       | delivered. The campus network (particularly inter-building
       | links), internet uplink, backbones, other network, and other mail
       | server all have jitter that combined would easily exceed 2-3ms.
       | 
       | I also find it extremely difficult to believe that sendmail on
       | SunOS defaults to a 3ms timeout and lacks a sane default when not
       | specified; 3ms isn't remotely sane even today, much less 2002.
       | Anything less than 30 _seconds_ would surprise me. Lot of old
       | software had very long timeout values because of how common slow
       | links and systems were.
       | 
       | This looks like a viral story told by an unemployed sysadmin to
       | get his "I'm looking for a job" message out.
       | 
       | If he truly had the knowledge commensurate with 10+ years as a
       | sysadmin, he knew it was bullshit, and I think he might have been
       | very cleverly looking for places where technical knowledge was
       | lacking and thus he'd either be the smartest guy in the room or
       | have an easy time of things.
        
         | kazen44 wrote:
         | > Routers and switches tend to be store-and-forward; they
         | receive the entire packet, an interrupt is generated by the
         | NIC, a routing decisions is made, the packet is shoved into the
         | buffer of the outgoing NIC, etc. That doesn't even cover
         | firewalling. 3ms delay through multiple circa-2002 routers,
         | firewalls, and switches is not believable.
         | 
         | this acutally hasn been true for high level routers since the
         | late 90's.
         | 
         | On an Juniper M and MX series device for instance, a packet is
         | broken up into a "parcel" (the first 256 bytes of an IP packet)
         | and is saved in shared memory. Further packet processing is
         | done by dividing up parcel lookups to the routing table across
         | different linecard processors. (depending on the linecard, this
         | can differ wildly).
         | 
         | This setup has been in place since the late 90's, although not
         | on "lower end" hardware. As far as i am aware, cisco has a
         | similair mechanism in their higher end products for atleast a
         | decade or two.
        
         | eminence32 wrote:
         | If you haven't already, read the accompanying FAQ:
         | https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail-faq.html
        
           | KennyBlanken wrote:
           | The only takeaway from that I get from that FAQ is that he's
           | annoyed people think it's fake _despite the fact that he
           | admits he made up almost every aspect of the story._
           | 
           | It's an entertaining story without changing numbers to bogus
           | ones. So why did he basically lie about everything? _Because
           | it never happened_ and when he concocted the story he wasn 't
           | very smart.
           | 
           | Notice he doesn't admit that the sole purpose was to spam "I
           | need a job" to the mailing list?
        
       | eb0la wrote:
       | It happened to me, too. Back in 1995 I was in charge of the Sparc
       | server that handled email. I got a call telling me the we
       | couldn't send mails outside Spain. Back then, we had a slow
       | internet connection (128K if I remember well) and sometimes the
       | academic network had issues speaking with the outside world. Two
       | days later we had more complaints. This time it couldn't be a
       | network issue. We had the same problem: one OS upgrade made
       | sendmail use a default config, not ours. Fortunately mail didn't
       | bounce, and after the fix the server was above 20 load average
       | for two days.
       | 
       | Good news was no spam came that week.
        
       | kylesteger wrote:
       | TIL: `units` TILold: `man units`
        
       | hoppla wrote:
       | I worked for a company where a proxy server was used for all
       | internet access. Every now and then a pages would not load. Error
       | logs pointed me to the usual culprit - dns. When looking at dns
       | traffic in tcpdump everything looked normal, except some dns
       | replies came from rfc1918 addresses instead from the dns servers
       | public IP address. When I talked to the ISP, they blamed me (the
       | proxy) for reusing UDP sockets, and it was by design that their
       | load balancer would only support one DNS request at a time per
       | UDP socket. If there were two or more in flight, only the first
       | response would be NATed properly. Luckily, I knew that the ISP
       | used the same proxy product internally, so when I asked how they
       | configured their proxy to avoid this issue, they fixed the load
       | balancer within the hour
        
       | js2 wrote:
       | > "When did this start? A few days ago, you said, but did
       | anything change in your systems at that time?"
       | 
       | > "Well, the consultant came in and patched our server and
       | rebooted it.
       | 
       | > Having established that--unbelievably--the problem as reported
       | was true, and repeatable
       | 
       | As far as problems go, this is an easy one to solve. Accurate
       | description of the problem. Accurate reporting of what changed.
       | Problem is consistently repeatable.
       | 
       | Compared to a problem that doesn't reliably reproduce and for
       | which the person reporting it claims nothing changed, this one is
       | child's play.
       | 
       | But it's still amusing to read every time.
       | 
       | I had something similar occur in the early 2000s on a patch
       | release of Solaris 2.6 (I think) where the sleep call was broken
       | and would always return almost instantly. This caused all sorts
       | of weird behaviors on the running system.
       | 
       | I also recall the first time I ran into an issue with MTU on a
       | dedicated frame relay link we had to admin our web farm in the
       | late nineties. One day a developer reported they could login to
       | our bastion but when they ran "ls -l" in a big enough directory
       | their ssh connection would hang. It turned out the connection
       | would hang whenever a packet was generated near the MTU and we
       | eventually tracked it down to an issue with the frame relay
       | connection. We played with MTUs until we found out what worked.
       | It then took a while to convince our provider what was going on
       | but they eventually replaced a line card on the far end of the
       | connection which allowed us to re-raise the MTU to 1500.
       | 
       | Another fun problem I had was an email to SMS gateway I wrote for
       | myself that worked by posting to a Verizon web form. I developed
       | it on a Mac (probably 2002 or so) where it worked fine but when I
       | deployed it to my Linux box on my same home network, the script
       | couldn't connect to Verizon's site. It turned out the Linux box
       | was a setting a flag on the TCP connection (ECN I think) that was
       | tripping up Verizon's web firewall. The work-around was disabling
       | ECN on the Linux box.
        
         | ethbr0 wrote:
         | > _Compared to a problem that doesn't reliably reproduce and
         | for which the person reporting it claims nothing changed, this
         | one is child's play._
         | 
         | You forgot +inaccurate reporting of the problem.
         | 
         | We had an employee in IT at a client who would tell us "It's
         | broken." This went on, for every report, for three years, with
         | us asking the same follow-up questions every time. For who, in
         | what way, when doing what, what changed, etc.
         | 
         | As far as I know, that individual still works there.
         | 
         | People like that are the best argument for why a basic income
         | and removing some folks from the workforce would increase
         | efficiency.
        
           | dataflow wrote:
           | The point of basic income isn't to remove anyone from the
           | workforce though; it's to decouple people's basic necessities
           | from their work. They'll still want to work to get a more
           | comfortable lifestyle. In fact it seems entirely plausible to
           | me that the less people have to stress about basic
           | necessities, the more they could focus on work.
        
             | ethbr0 wrote:
             | Your statement converts to 'no one will be satisfied with
             | basic necessities."
             | 
             | Which is false, in my experience. Some people absolutely
             | will be, and they won't work.
        
               | dataflow wrote:
               | Not quite. I'm not saying that won't happen for anyone.
               | I'm saying that's not the goal, nor would it be
               | necessarily true for the kind of person mentioned.
        
               | ethbr0 wrote:
               | Fair, but I think it's a good bet to say that people who
               | aren't (for lack of a better word) "present" at their
               | jobs would be perfectly fine not being there, if they
               | weren't required to be.
               | 
               | And I know HN is fairly skewed towards people who want
               | more from life, but there's a lot of people who just
               | don't.
               | 
               | And I feel like they'd be over-represented in an opt-out-
               | of-work cohort, if a basic income allowed for it.
               | 
               | I don't imagine a person like that goes into work saying
               | "I'm going to do a bad job today." I think they just
               | don't value the work they do enough to try to do it well.
               | And they'd rather not, if that were an option.
        
           | [deleted]
        
       | ronzensci wrote:
       | We have a banking website which refuses to login when I connect
       | on the 5G Wifi but allows me to login when I connect on the
       | regular 802.11 WiFi (non-5G mode). How does the website login
       | know which WiFi speed am I connecting on?
        
         | hoppla wrote:
         | Perhaps if they try to call JavaScript functions that are not
         | available yet... I would check the developer console for errors
        
         | 3np wrote:
         | Could it be that one of the networks assign IPv4 or IPv6 and
         | the other doesn't, and you therefore end up hitting different
         | IPs?
        
       | jancsika wrote:
       | Could you build this into a protocol?
       | 
       | Like an ssh setting that only allows incoming connections that
       | can prove (well, suggest) their proximity by a series of latency
       | tests?
        
         | dataflow wrote:
         | I think DRM would be a much better use case than security
         | (SSH).
        
         | rtkwe wrote:
         | You could but it's much easier to get servers in a near-by area
         | with AWS and other easy virtual hosting providers.
        
         | betaby wrote:
         | You can set a TTL limit in the kernel. Close enough to a
         | latency limit.
        
           | MertsA wrote:
           | That's actually used for neighbor discovery on IPv6 to
           | unconditionally limit it to unrouted packets.
        
           | fanf2 wrote:
           | TTL checks are sometimes used by mobile providers to try to
           | prevent tethering.
        
             | convolvatron wrote:
             | that is so foul
        
         | netflixandkill wrote:
         | There's no reason you couldn't, but distance is not the only
         | source of latency, so you're unlikely to find an existing case
         | of someone doing that intentionally.
         | 
         | Easy enough to whitelist geo-ip matches or large net block
         | ranges for a similar result.
        
       | PhilRodgers wrote:
       | On a similar theme, I remember reading a story about a server
       | that would crash mysteriously every couple of weeks. They
       | eventually worked out that this happened whenever there was a new
       | moon or a full moon, and the resulting high tide caused a
       | battleship moored in a nearby harbour to rise just high enough
       | that its powerful radar would interfere with the server.
        
         | Thlom wrote:
         | I once experienced a moored ship whose satellite Internet was
         | extremely unreliable. It worked for 2 seconds and then it
         | stopped working for two seconds, over and over. Only time it
         | worked reliably was when there were no wind at all. After
         | checking satellite images and corresponding to antennas
         | pointing angle and ships position we eventually figured out
         | that the antenna was pointing directly towards a wind mill. So
         | when the rotor was turning it was intermittently blocking the
         | signal between the satellite and the antenna. Luckily they were
         | able to move the ship 50 meters forward and magically the
         | Internet started working again.
        
         | jolmg wrote:
         | You remind me of a similar story, only failures would be a
         | couple of times a year because of the positioning of the sun:
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28688090
         | 
         | The first reply to that has a story that seems similar to the
         | one you remember:
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28689288
        
         | moepstar wrote:
         | Heh, i remember a story of a server somewhere in train-station
         | in Russia (iirc) - that'd sometimes spontaneously reboot...
         | 
         | Turns out, this always happens once a train with radioactive
         | waste on it passes by - causing a few bits to flip in memory
         | and a subsequent crash...
         | 
         | Can't seem to find the story online tho...
        
           | rini17 wrote:
           | Had a customer next to railway tracks, who had some desktop
           | computers freeze/reboot when train passed by. No
           | radioactivity fortunately but apparently infrasound
           | vibrations. Bought new computers with differently shaped
           | towers or laptops and it was ok.
        
           | qznc wrote:
           | Crash Cows: http://beza1e1.tuxen.de/lore/crash_cows.html
        
             | beebeepka wrote:
             | What a crazy and horrible story.
             | 
             | Best wishes to everyone who was ok with providing
             | irradiated cows to the plebs.
        
         | qznc wrote:
         | This one maybe: http://beza1e1.tuxen.de/lore/high_tide.html
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | I recall in the early days of WiFi, the advice around ops
         | circles was that if you were trying to bridge two buildings
         | using wireless, you had to set it up in the summer, not the
         | winter. Because the water in the leaves of deciduous trees is
         | enough to attenuate the signal. So now you've gone from "it's
         | working" to "we have to start over," or worse, "yeah we can't
         | actually do this."
        
           | clavicat wrote:
           | I leech the Wi-Fi connection of a nearby convenience store
           | from my home and have noticed that it's much harder to get a
           | strong signal in the summer than in colder months.
        
         | mrtksn wrote:
         | There must be a site with all of these stories but could not
         | find it right now. The story about the car that would break
         | down if you buy vanilla Ice Cream is one of my favorites.
         | There's also the story about the switch that is not connected
         | anywhere but crashes the server every single time.
        
           | Sophira wrote:
           | And, of course, the bug where OpenOffice wouldn't print on
           | Tuesdays! [0]
           | 
           | (It turned out to be a bug in 'file', not in OOo.)
           | 
           | [0]
           | https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161
        
           | wisty wrote:
           | http://catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html
        
         | gabriel_fishman wrote:
         | On a much smaller scale, I once worked for a wireless ISP. We
         | had a customer who called in late September saying her service
         | had been out for a few weeks. I went to her house and
         | discovered that she was in a wheelchair and couldn't reach the
         | controls for her air conditioner, so she was turning it on and
         | off using the on/off switch on a power strip that was sitting
         | on a desk. Her router was plugged into the same power strip. So
         | as soon as the weather got cool enough to not need the AC, she
         | lost her internet.
        
       | tardismechanic wrote:
       | In all the best ways possible, this reads like an Asimov short
       | story.
       | 
       | Sigh, I miss him so much...
        
       | mrlonglong wrote:
       | Seen this a few times but I'll leave you with this:
       | 
       | https://xkcd.com/1053/
        
       | tempestn wrote:
       | Less of a crazy bug than a funny one: I had a friend named Peter
       | March. When his pay check fell on April 1st and was made out to
       | Peter April he obviously thought it was an April Fools joke. It
       | wasn't.
        
       | asicsp wrote:
       | See also: https://500mile.email/ - curated list of absurd
       | software bug stories
        
       | j0e1 wrote:
       | $ units       586 units, 56 prefixes       ...
       | 
       | Can someone share/point to a larger units file I could load. The
       | one in the post has 1311 units, 63 prefixes. Notably, I do not
       | have millilightseconds
        
         | BenjiWiebe wrote:
         | You could check which one Fedora uses. It has
         | millilightseconds.
        
         | sodality2 wrote:
         | https://github.com/ryantenney/gnu-units/blob/master/units.da...
         | perhaps
        
           | bnegreve wrote:
           | This file is actually interesting to look at. It almost reads
           | like a history book about measurements.
        
       | darkwater wrote:
       | And that's why, kids, we invented configuration management tools.
        
       | ryanmarsh wrote:
       | This story never gets old and I hope to see it again.
        
         | a1371 wrote:
         | A lot of this story and why it sticks is the narration. This
         | sort of storytelling is rare amongst technical people but
         | certainly something to aspire to.
        
       | abalaji wrote:
       | No matter how many times this gets posted, I make sure to read
       | it. Such a good story, especially the ending using oft unused
       | unix tools
        
         | post-it wrote:
         | It's a lot like the SR-71 speed check story for me.
        
           | mbirth wrote:
           | While that's great I like the low-flyby-almost-crash a bit
           | better.
        
       | zoomablemind wrote:
       | Anyone experienced an old VisualStudio (was it with VC6 still)
       | bug, where the compiler would flag the last line of the source
       | file as an error, when it did not terminate with a CR/LF newline?
       | All code would clearly look correct in the editor, yet could not
       | be built.
        
         | relaxing wrote:
         | I don't remember a bug around that behavior, but flagging a
         | missing EOL as an error is correct.
         | 
         | The C standard says all source files must end in a newline.
        
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