[HN Gopher] American spy hacked Booking.com, company stayed silent
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       American spy hacked Booking.com, company stayed silent
        
       Author : Freak_NL
       Score  : 539 points
       Date   : 2021-11-11 07:13 UTC (15 hours ago)
        
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       | andygrd wrote:
       | I'd feel sorry for anyone who hacked booking.com, they'd end up
       | trying to decipher several petabytes of email data saying
       | basically, "stop sending me hotel offers in Outer Mongolia!"
        
         | mrich wrote:
         | Worse still, they would have to read Perl code :)
        
           | tyingq wrote:
           | I love Perl. But, if I were hired to squirrel away code that
           | helped me spy on people, Perl would be one of my top choices.
           | Lots of opportunity to hide the true purpose of the code with
           | weird, little known side-effects, syntax, and so on. Perl
           | doesn't have to be cryptic, but it can be.
        
           | kizer wrote:
           | Why would anyone build something like that in Perl? I could
           | only see it being done "just because". Wasn't Perl
           | specifically designed for the quickly code it once and not
           | change it again case?
        
             | tantalor wrote:
             | Perl was the best/fastest way to write web applications
             | (think FastCGI, mod_perl) before PHP stole that crown in
             | late 90s.
        
             | tempest_ wrote:
             | Perl was python before python was python, and booking.com
             | is old.
        
               | nebula8804 wrote:
               | I thought the Netherlands was weird in that there is a
               | large group of Perl programmers who never decided to move
               | on. It is its own ecosystem
               | 
               | Its kind of like how Japan stayed on flip phones for
               | forever and even bolted on smartphone features to their
               | flip phones.
        
               | mrich wrote:
               | On the server it was the predecessor to Node.js, back
               | when the alternative was a C program :)
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | iso1210 wrote:
           | So you're saying the encrypt their code?
        
             | danmur wrote:
             | Hilarious route to security, only Perl programmers can work
             | it out and they won't be bought off
        
               | iso1210 wrote:
               | Nobody can read my perl code -- including me!
        
             | OneTimePetes wrote:
             | Revenge of the Reg/"(?>(?:(?>[^"\\\\]+)|\\\\.)*)"/ ex. The
             | enbalm it in pyramids and put a camel in front.
        
           | [deleted]
        
       | tchalla wrote:
       | Every time I read such articles, I replace the nationalities
       | American with Russian or Chinese just to gauge how the reactions
       | would be.
        
         | dang wrote:
         | Please don't take HN threads on generic ideological or
         | nationalistic tangents. They make discussion significantly more
         | shallow (because there's never anything new to say about the
         | most generic and well-worn themes), more tedious (because
         | predictable), and nastier (because the themes are inflammatory
         | and because the mind seems to resort to indignation to amuse
         | itself when there isn't any information to chew on).
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
        
         | dtjb wrote:
         | I'm not saying America is innocent, but those are materially
         | different things with different motivations and risks. The
         | reactions would rightly be different.
        
           | oxfordmale wrote:
           | The problem is that if America is able to do such a hack,
           | other state actors are more than capable to do the same,
           | however, we may just not know about it as they covered their
           | tracks better.
        
           | joshgrib wrote:
           | How are the motivations and risks different? The motivation
           | seems like "country wants more information to use against
           | people" and the risk is that they do it. At least in recent
           | history (~50 yrs) the US has done way more damage globally
           | through its intelligence agencies than probably any other
           | country
        
             | tablespoon wrote:
             | > The motivation seems like "country wants more information
             | to use against people" and the risk is that they do it.
             | 
             | IIRC, the intelligence utility of hotel booking data is for
             | _counter_ intelligence, so it's more like "use against
             | other spies." They're looking for situations where
             | spies/sources are traveling to the same place to meet.
        
         | vmception wrote:
         | Sometimes I suggest such hackers are Russian just so the actual
         | hacker isnt chased anymore because people are really gullible
         | and will take that at face value. People imagine Putin signs
         | the contracts himself.
        
           | conjectures wrote:
           | The Wire nailed this with, "I'm not even Greek."
        
             | [deleted]
        
         | tgv wrote:
         | For edginess' sake? While I don't approve of hacking, I expect
         | American spying to have less damaging results than Chinese or
         | Russian spying.
        
           | dang wrote:
           | Please don't take HN threads further into nationalistic
           | flamewar. I'm sure that wasn't your intention but intention
           | isn't the high-order bit here.
           | 
           | https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
        
           | hosteur wrote:
           | Why?
        
             | nverno wrote:
             | Would you rather live under the American, Russian, or
             | Chinese government? Probably as simple as that- what's
             | considered damaging in this case likely depends on your
             | preferences.
        
               | angio wrote:
               | I'd rather not live any under of them, and that's the
               | reason I live in Europe. This is not the first time the
               | US (an ally country) hacked European companies to gather
               | data about European citizens (or in other cases
               | technology).
        
               | stjohnswarts wrote:
               | If you think European countries aren't hacking American
               | companies...
        
               | hoppla wrote:
               | I would prefer it was China or Russia, if then had a
               | grunge with me, the bar would be higher for them to do
               | something that affected me. Americans can put you on some
               | secret list and generally ruin your life on the basis of
               | nothing
        
               | TickCount wrote:
               | Maybe I'm just a trivial person, but when I ask myself
               | why I wouldn't live in those places, or any place, I find
               | I'm simply psychologically incapable of being motivated
               | by anything other than living standards, the
               | attractiveness of members of my opposite sex, proximity
               | to friends and family, and all that.
               | 
               | I would much rather not live in China, for the same
               | reason I'd much rather not live in Montana, i.e. the
               | living standards are a LOT lower in China than where I
               | am, and it will be a lot harder to meet someone on places
               | like Tinder I can feel attracted to.
        
               | joshgrib wrote:
               | I think you can both say you'd rather live in the US, and
               | at the same time our intelligence agencies do just as
               | much (if not more) damage worldwide. For example if you
               | live in South America the US is a much bigger risk to you
               | than other countries because they overthrow any govt they
               | don't agree with, regardless of what the people of the
               | country want. Russian spying doesn't seem to result in
               | much damage as far as I can tell, while US spying is
               | regularly used to undermine democracy.
               | 
               | If the motto of a country was "we'll keep you safe inside
               | but we'll be treating everyone outside terribly", then
               | you'd definitely rather live inside that country, but it
               | doesn't mean they're less of a risk to the world.
        
               | WarOnPrivacy wrote:
               | > Would you rather live under the American, Russian, or
               | Chinese government?
               | 
               | alt: Would you rather be mistreated by a relative or a
               | stranger?
               | 
               | As an American I'd rather my gov be held accountable for
               | it's unethical IC behavior - especially by it's allies.
               | 
               | The reason is that other nations are proving grounds; the
               | methods developed there will eventually be leveraged by
               | US government(s) against US citizens.
        
               | nverno wrote:
               | this was commentary on the /hypothetical/ scenario from
               | OP on which regime was more damaging, which I read as
               | essentially ideology choice, not an endorsement of any
               | particular methods
        
       | jacquesm wrote:
       | If you're a name with brand recognition, and active in a space
       | that allows effective monitoring and/or eavesdropping on the
       | communications of a large number of people then you can consider
       | yourselves either already hacked or a target of various
       | intelligence services. Also beware of employees that are overly
       | eager to have more access than they should have the 'plant' is a
       | very effective way to gain access to data (support: en detail,
       | ops: en gros).
       | 
       | Companies routinely wipe hacks and data leaks under the carpet in
       | the hope that nobody will notice, with the GDPR active they
       | _really_ should stop doing this but it still happens with great
       | regularity.
        
         | mclightning wrote:
         | > Also beware of employees that are overly eager to have more
         | access than they should
         | 
         | Another side of the coin, I always felt shy to ask for access
         | to tools in big corporations that I worked at, unless I am
         | offered access directly by a manager or co-worker directly.
         | 
         | This can backfire, if you act too strictly around tools, some
         | employees will never even try to get a hold of the tool you
         | potentially pay 100K$+ a year.
        
           | jacquesm wrote:
           | Access to tools is one thing, access to unfiltered large
           | amounts of data (say: production database copies, backups,
           | reporting tools that have themselves unfiltered access) are a
           | real risk and should be handed out with great care and
           | oversight.
        
             | mclightning wrote:
             | Ah true, that I agree %100
        
         | sofixa wrote:
         | > Companies routinely wipe hacks and data leaks under the
         | carpet in the hope that nobody will notice, with the GDPR
         | active they really should stop doing this but it still happens
         | with great regularity.
         | 
         | That's why the DPO is mandatory to have and is personally
         | responsible. From my experience ( MSP/MHP/consultancy with lots
         | of clients), post-GDPR data leaks are taken much more
         | seriously.
        
           | jacquesm wrote:
           | Yes, it's better now. But it is still bad. We just went from
           | 'terrible' to 'bad'.
        
       | streamofdigits wrote:
       | To understand the ramifications without geopolitical biases and
       | pink glasses think of the headline:
       | 
       | "X spy hacked Y, company stayed silent"
       | 
       | where X is any (quasi)state actor that feels agrieved or
       | entitled, and Y is any giant data collector
       | 
       | The net as it has come to be used is a fractal of bad design in
       | practically all conceivable ways: economic, social,
       | geo(political)
        
         | aj3 wrote:
         | Counter example where companies didn't stay silent:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Aurora
        
       | dmix wrote:
       | > The specific intelligence organization--of which the United
       | States has 18--is unknown.
       | 
       | This is a great factoid. Eighteen different IC agencies and
       | countless contractors.
        
         | seanieb wrote:
         | And they couldn't estimate accurately how fast the Taliban was
         | recapturing Afghanistan, a country they occupied for over a
         | decade! Too many cooks in that kitchen!
        
           | xxs wrote:
           | Of course they could not - the gravy train for 20years...
           | what's not to like
        
           | Santosh83 wrote:
           | Of course they could. Why are people this naive? Nevertheless
           | the administration simply did not care. It was time to shift
           | the theatre of war elsewhere and that's that.
        
           | dtjb wrote:
           | Wendover did an interesting video on the logistics of
           | Afghanistan, including the collapse of the ring road which
           | hampered intelligence efforts.
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4tuhWvKduU
        
         | Tepix wrote:
         | That's not counting the secret agencies.
        
       | jb1991 wrote:
       | This isn't surprising to me. I know lots of people who work for
       | this company in the Netherlands, and I've heard a lot of inside
       | stories about the questionable business practices that go on
       | there. Starting at the very top, with the fraudulent marketing
       | lies to sell you rooms because there's only X number of rooms
       | left, which is entirely bogus, and for which the courts have
       | punished them, if I recall. They're not interested in anything
       | but profit above all else. It is unfortunate, that this is what
       | the tech industry has evolved into.
        
         | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
         | _> It is unfortunate, that this is what the tech industry has
         | evolved into._
         | 
         | My thoughts, exactly.
         | 
         | I started off in the 1980s, just as tech was starting to become
         | mainstream.
         | 
         | In the early days, we were not the most "socially well-
         | adjusted" crew, but were fairly enthusiastic about the tech,
         | with most of us working for the love of the craft.
         | 
         | Then, the money started to pour in. It was inevitable.
         | 
         | That brought the sharks and the rapacious bastards.
         | 
         | They became heroes and role models.
         | 
         | And here we are...
        
           | hemloc_io wrote:
           | Wasn't alive for 1980s and it's a controversial take here on
           | HNs but some of the most excitement I've seen has been in the
           | crypto space since the 2010s.
           | 
           | Once you get past the scam/hype bullshit anyway.
        
           | suction wrote:
           | I know someone who works in the music industry and recently
           | got a new boss, coming over from Booking.com - and guess what
           | since that guy started, the new priority on the agenda is to
           | introduce dark patterns in the company's online
           | offerings...seems like Booking.com is a real hotbed for that.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | Cthulhu_ wrote:
         | Booking.com is the poster child of 'dark UX patterns' like
         | that.
        
           | blablabla123 wrote:
           | I cannot recall anything concrete but from HN and other tech
           | news platforms I heard only bad things about the platform.
        
             | DonHopkins wrote:
             | It's a common discussion topic -- a few links:
             | 
             | Bad UX: How Booking.com deceives clients
             | 
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15152155
             | 
             | https://medium.com/@ilyadoroshin/bad-ux-how-booking-com-
             | dece...
             | 
             | How Booking.com manipulates users (ro-che.info)
             | 
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15297915
             | 
             | https://ro-che.info/articles/2017-09-17-booking-com-
             | manipula...
             | 
             | [dupe] Dark Patterns (darkpatterns.org)
             | 
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20858714
             | 
             | https://www.darkpatterns.org/
             | 
             | Successful machine learning models: lessons learned at
             | Booking.com
             | 
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21182445
             | 
             | https://blog.acolyer.org/2019/10/07/150-successful-
             | machine-l...
             | 
             | Dark Patterns at Scale: Findings from a Crawl of 11K
             | Shopping Websites (2019)
             | 
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25968531
             | 
             | https://webtransparency.cs.princeton.edu/dark-patterns/
        
           | DonHopkins wrote:
           | BooKing.com is one of the biggest Perl shops in the world.
           | 
           | They're desperate to hire lots of willing Perl programmers,
           | so they have to set the bar low.
           | 
           | And inexperienced programmers cause lots of security
           | problems.
           | 
           | Edit: My point is about the moral flexibility of BooKing.com,
           | which is well established and widely known, not good Perl
           | programmers, who are rare, hard to hire, and extremely
           | expensive (especially by Netherlands programmer salary
           | rates).
           | 
           | And to jacquesm's point about plants: All any intelligence
           | service has to do to place a plant at BooKing.com is fake
           | them up a good looking resume full of Perl experience, and
           | Bob's your U.N.C.L.E.!
           | 
           | Edit2: yes xxs, downvoting's probably from royalists offended
           | at the thought of one of the Netherland's biggest tech
           | companies has been mocking their King. Good Perl programmers
           | can take a joke. ;)
        
             | dep_b wrote:
             | > especially by Netherlands programmer salary rates
             | 
             | Well Booking.com pays about double of that.
        
             | __alexs wrote:
             | Are Perl programmers generally more morally flexible than
             | others?
        
               | ManuelKiessling wrote:
               | They grep what they can.
        
               | DonHopkins wrote:
               | No, I mean that BooKing.com is morally flexible enough to
               | hire anyone who claims they are willing to program in
               | Perl, because it's so damned hard to find good Perl
               | programmers who don't know any other languages they enjoy
               | programming in more, and can't find better jobs than
               | programming in Perl.
               | 
               | If BooKing.com were trying to hire JavaScript
               | programmers, they'd have a vastly more enormous pool of
               | young and old, well educated and self taught, local and
               | remote, highly experienced and self motivated talent to
               | hire from, and wouldn't have to be so flexible about who
               | they hired to program in Perl.
               | 
               | And the moral flexibility of that company (not the
               | programmers) also expresses itself through those "dark UX
               | patterns" that BooKing.com is so famous for.
               | 
               | (Although they should probably talk to somebody about
               | their domain name: I always assumed BooKing.com was an
               | anti-royalist web site. ;) )
        
               | b20000 wrote:
               | javascript implies well educated? so much LOL here. maybe
               | perl programmers are happy with perl and have no interest
               | in learning yet another programming language.
        
               | DonHopkins wrote:
               | No, I actually meant to indicate that there is a densely
               | populated multidimensional spectrum of young to old,
               | local to remote, well education to self taught, highly
               | experienced to self motivated.
               | 
               | While generally speaking, most remaining Perl 5
               | programmers are old, remote, self taught, highly
               | experienced, very busy, hard to find, and extremely
               | expensive.
               | 
               | There aren't many schools and universities and bootcamps
               | and online learning sites and youtube channels cranking
               | out new Perl 5 programmers that I know of. But there are
               | a hell of a lot of them for JavaScript.
        
               | b20000 wrote:
               | the job of a university is to teach CS, not a specific
               | programming language. javascript is just a language like
               | any other, there is nothing particularly good about it.
               | it became popular because a scripting language was needed
               | in browsers and because every idiot out there wants to
               | become a web developer because they think they will be
               | zuckerburg in 6 months. indeed, there are endless
               | programming bootcamps parasiting off these people as you
               | pointed out.
               | 
               | finally, it is perfectly valid to choose to become BETTER
               | in a tool set instead of learning a new one every year.
               | i'm pretty sure there are many developers out there who
               | have no interest in learning other languages and are
               | content in spending their valuable time learning other
               | skills that are more valuable.
        
               | DonHopkins wrote:
               | Anti-intellectualism and refusal to learn any other
               | language isn't going to get you a good job or much
               | interesting experience.
               | 
               | You can get better in one language by learning and using
               | several other different languages (the more languages and
               | the more different, the better), which expands the scope
               | of what you know how to do in ANY language.
               | 
               | And if you refuse to learn more than one language, that
               | limits yourself to tasks that don't involve multiple
               | languages, which is a large proportion of the typical
               | tasks a professional programmer encounters. Many common
               | tasks are impossible to do in only one language, since
               | all libraries and apps aren't written in the same
               | language.
               | 
               | Again, my point that you haven't countered is:
               | 
               | Any programmer who permanently sticks to only one
               | language and has "no interest in learning yet another
               | programming language" simply isn't a good programmer, no
               | matter what their only language is.
               | 
               | Any decent professional programmer (ESPECIALLY web
               | developers) should have no trouble picking up and
               | applying new languages, and regularly using multiple
               | languages together at the same time every day. The world
               | is not partitions into mono-linguistic silos, and no one
               | language is good for everything.
               | 
               | If those monolinguistic Perl 5 developers b20000 speaks
               | of who refuse to use any other languages are the only
               | ones left for BooKing.com to hire, then it's no wonder
               | they have enormous security holes and terrible buggy
               | hard-to-maintain code.
               | 
               | Have you ever actually met any of those hypothetical
               | monolinguistic Perl 5 developers in person who you're
               | "pretty sure" exist, and actually discussed with them why
               | they refuse to learn or use any other language, and asked
               | them who they work for, and what they work on, and how
               | they enjoy it?
               | 
               | Or will you actually admit to being a monolinguistic Perl
               | 5 programmer yourself, and answer those questions about
               | yourself, please? Or are the people you speak of entirely
               | theoretical and unknown to you?
               | 
               | If you are saying that Perl 5 makes people give up
               | learning other languages, that sounds like a horrible
               | thing about Perl 5, because it's so discouraging, but
               | unfortunately it's probably partly correct for some
               | people.
               | 
               | But not all programming languages are as hard to learn,
               | and program in, and read, and debug, and maintain, and
               | find good jobs for, and hire good programmers for, as
               | Perl 5!
               | 
               | Please don't give up just because you picked the wrong
               | first language to learn.
        
               | b20000 wrote:
               | _Any programmer who permanently sticks to only one
               | language and has "no interest in learning yet another
               | programming language" simply isn't a good programmer, no
               | matter what their only language is._
               | 
               | You have not given any reasonable proof for this. If this
               | were true, just to give you one example, linux kernel
               | programmers would be bad programmers.
               | 
               | I used to use Perl for web development, but quit web
               | development years ago. I use primarily one or two
               | programming languages and have zero interest in learning
               | other languages. And that's OK. I've brought multiple
               | succesful products to market. I have chosen what I want
               | to do and have no time or energy to follow fads.
               | 
               | My comments have nothing to do with anti-intellectualism.
        
               | zinekeller wrote:
               | While there are many Javascript "developers" that don't
               | deserve that title, there are much _much_ more actually-
               | good JS developers than actually-good Perl developers,
               | not to mention the willingness to program Javascript than
               | Perl.
        
               | b20000 wrote:
               | i might be able to accept that there are more javascript
               | developers than perl developers. this then implies there
               | are more good javascript developers, but only if
               | javascript does not attract more wannabe developers. and
               | i think that might be the issue.
        
               | cto_of_antifa wrote:
               | Why gatekeep being a developer?
        
               | DonHopkins wrote:
               | No, seriously, there is absolutely no comparison between
               | the number of Perl 5 and JavaScript developers.
               | 
               | https://insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2020
               | 
               | Most popular technologies:
               | 
               | JavaScript: 67.7% for all devs, 69.7% for pro devs):
               | First place!
               | 
               | Perl: 3.1% for all devs, 3.3% with pro devs: Third from
               | last place, only a wee bit more popular than Haskel and
               | Julia!
               | 
               | And you can take a guess at how many jobs for Haskel and
               | Julia programmers there are.
               | 
               | And it's not like good Perl 5 programmers are dropping
               | dead, or being hit by busses: They're simply moving on to
               | better, more popular, well supported, widely taught, more
               | modern, higher paying, more pleasurable languages!
               | 
               | Any programmer who permanently sticks to only one
               | language and has "no interest in learning yet another
               | programming language" simply isn't a good programmer, no
               | matter what their only language is.
               | 
               | Any decent professional programmer (ESPECIALLY web
               | developers) should have no trouble picking up and
               | applying new languages, and regularly using multiple
               | languages together at the same time every day. The world
               | is not partitions into mono-linguistic silos, and no one
               | language is good for everything.
               | 
               | If those monolinguistic Perl 5 developers b20000 speaks
               | of who refuse to use any other languages are the only
               | ones left for BooKing.com to hire, then it's no wonder
               | they have enormous security holes and terrible buggy
               | hard-to-maintain code.
               | 
               | https://www.fastcompany.com/3026446/the-fall-of-perl-the-
               | web...
        
               | sokoloff wrote:
               | I don't see how being flexible on hiring to meet the
               | market is being _morally_ flexible. There's nothing
               | immoral about it that I can see.
        
               | DocTomoe wrote:
               | > If BooKing.com were trying to hire JavaScript
               | programmers, they'd have a vastly more enormous pool of
               | young and old, well educated and self taught, local and
               | remote, highly experienced and self motivated talent to
               | hire from, and wouldn't have to be so flexible about who
               | they hired to program in Perl.
               | 
               | Yes, but then they'd get results in Javascript, which has
               | it's own security nightmares (like npm's recent third-
               | party-code-injection incident.) Given their business most
               | likely involves the need to quickly parse huge amount of
               | text files (think: hotel booking information, SABRE info,
               | ...), Perl might just be the right tool for the job.
               | 
               | I don't know about booking.com's hiring platform, but in
               | my subjective experience, Perl people tend to be more
               | professional and more careful than JS folks.
        
               | DonHopkins wrote:
               | Sure, people make mistakes and create bugs and security
               | holes in every language. And some languages like PHP
               | attract newbies who know no other language. And other
               | languages like Perl 5 are so syntactically complex that
               | they repel newbies.
               | 
               | But how many schools and classes and youtube videos teach
               | JavaScript? And how many teach Perl?
               | 
               | The fact that there are a lot of bad JavaScript
               | programmers isn't a symptom of JavaScript programmers
               | being bad. It's a symptom of there being a lot of
               | JavaScript programmers. There are also a lot of really
               | excellent JavaScript and TypeScript programmers, just not
               | as many as bad ones.
               | 
               | (But I bet there are more good JavaScript/TypeScript
               | programmers than all Perl 5 programmers plus all Raku
               | programmers (counting everyone who knows both twice), by
               | far.)
               | 
               | To make a gross understatement, TypeScript's evolution
               | from JavaScript didn't take as long, went smoother,
               | wasn't as incompatible, and was more interoperable,
               | successful, and popular than Raku's evolution from Perl
               | 5.
               | 
               | Not to mention it's much easier for a JavaScript
               | programmer to learn TypeScript, and to upgrade JavaScript
               | code to TypeScript code, than moving from Perl 5 to Raku.
               | 
               | (And I also bet BooKing.com isn't upgrading from Perl 5
               | to Raku any time soon.)
               | 
               | There are more great JavaScript and TypeScript
               | programmers available to hire than mediocre Perl 5
               | programmers, because Perl 5 is effectively a dead
               | language, while JavaScript and TypeScript are both
               | ubiquitous, thriving, widely taught languages.
               | 
               | JavaScript shops (and also Python and C# and Java shops)
               | actually have the option of not hiring the bad
               | programmers and intelligence agency plants, and hiring
               | lots of the good programmers.
               | 
               | PS: BooKing.com could easily be confused with the evil
               | "King Boo", Luigi's antagonistic arch-nemesis, and
               | scheming ally of Bowser! Why doesn't Nintendo send them a
               | cease and desist for acting so villainous, and seise
               | their rightful domain in the name of King Boo? ;)
               | 
               | https://www.mariowiki.com/King_Boo
               | 
               | >King Boo is the leader of the Boos and ghosts, ruler of
               | the Paranormal Dimension, the main antagonist of the
               | Luigi's Mansion series, and the arch-nemesis of Luigi. He
               | is also an ally of Bowser, who has aided him in his
               | various schemes. He is more than capable of devising and
               | enacting villainous plans by himself, including his
               | capture and imprisonment of Mario. Although not the
               | biggest Boo, King Boo has abilities that far surpass that
               | of the average ghost; he wields a number of impressive
               | magical abilities, including the ability to materialize
               | objects. King Boo's magical power is directly
               | proportional to the number of Boos in his vicinity.
        
             | xxs wrote:
             | This is pretty much my experience talking to some of their
             | developers on conferences. Why the downvotes? edit I see:
             | booking capiatlization
        
           | 2-718-281-828 wrote:
           | at the same time the UI is awesome. using booking.com on a
           | regular basis and I'm quite happy with it.
        
             | nomercy400 wrote:
             | When searching for an accomodation, booking.com offers a
             | map, which shows the price of each accomodation, with
             | filters applied. This is so useful and I wish other travel
             | sites also had this.
             | 
             | A list of a 200 hotels of $50-100 is simply not enough
             | information when searching in an unknown city. I need to
             | narrow down that list, for example with features like a
             | kitchenette (60 hotels left), but also a location near the
             | city center, and not 20-30 minutes away in some suburb (20
             | hotels left). With booking.com I can now see on a map 20
             | pins of hotels with their pricing. Ok, some hotels are
             | hostels with a Shared-6 room, which is one filter you
             | cannot actually apply unfortunately (hey booking.com, if
             | you are reading this, this is a hint!).
             | 
             | ..then I know the hotel names, and search on the hotel's
             | own site or other travel sites if there are any deals
             | (genius dicounts sometimes help). Sometimes, Booking.com is
             | cheapest, sometimes it is not.
        
               | qw wrote:
               | Doesn't hotels.com also have the same filters? I just
               | tried it now, and I could filter by facilities (kitchen)
               | and distance to landmarks
        
               | nix23 wrote:
               | Have you checked trivago?
               | 
               | https://www.trivago.com/
        
               | moooo99 wrote:
               | The best hotel search engine I have used to date is
               | kayak.de, a company from Berlin. The offer most if not
               | all of the features you described and compare a variety
               | of different booking portals.
               | 
               | I'm not completely sure how biased they are in their
               | ranking. But I've been using this site for the last few
               | years and never had any problems. I recommended this site
               | to a few of my friends who shared my positive experience.
        
               | brimnes wrote:
               | Kayak is headquartered in the US and owned by Booking.com
        
               | em500 wrote:
               | kayak.de is owned by the same company (Booking Holdings):
               | https://www.kayak.de/about
        
               | DeathArrow wrote:
               | >When searching for an accomodation, booking.com offers a
               | map, which shows the price of each accomodation, with
               | filters applied. This is so useful and I wish other
               | travel sites also had this.
               | 
               | Trivago does the same and maybe others, too.
        
             | kaba0 wrote:
             | I agree. Their website and mobile app as well seem to be of
             | very high quality (though unfortunately it is not that hard
             | to be exceptionally good in that compared to all the buggy
             | software around us)
             | 
             | I have seen their presentation on a ML-related conference
             | and what goes into which pictures they show for you for a
             | given room is quite advanced. E.g. whether you will prefer
             | a photo of a pool vs a nice room, etc.
        
           | b20000 wrote:
           | what about facebook?
        
             | ratww wrote:
             | Facebook is kinda tame compared to Booking.com.
             | 
             | Imagine Facebook if the like counts and comments were all
             | false, and there were things flying across your screen
             | saying "20 people are reading this comment, you should also
             | do it". Then you got Booking.com.
        
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         | Xelbair wrote:
         | I wonder when will people stop being surprised that any
         | corporation puts profit as it's end goal.
         | 
         | Them being nice for a while, it just a coincidence of aligned
         | interests.
         | 
         | Court mandated fines are taken into the account - if profit
         | increase is higher than the fine, what's stopping them from
         | going forward with such idea?
        
         | b20000 wrote:
         | but that is what all property management companies do as well
         | it seems, in california, tell you there are only 2 units to
         | choose from while 30% of the building is empty?
        
         | maze-le wrote:
         | The way I use booking.com: Search for a suitable hotel or
         | apartment and find their name. Then search for them
         | independently and make the reservation directly. I mean: they
         | have a great search interface and all, but I refuse to funnel
         | money to gatekeepers whenever I can... Stories like this just
         | affirm my suspicions about companies like them...
        
           | amirs wrote:
           | To play the devil's advocate here - I do the same as you, but
           | last month when I booked a 3 week vacation Booking offered
           | better prices than the hotels themselves. They also didn't
           | pull any stunts like other hotel aggregators do (show you a
           | price and change it when you get to the checkout). I also had
           | a single instance in the past where I wanted to prolong my
           | stay at a hotel, and the hotel clerk told me I'd get a better
           | deal if I booked through Booking, which I did.
           | 
           | Generally I think you're right, but I guess it depends.
        
             | fsflover wrote:
             | > Booking offered better prices than the hotels themselves
             | 
             | In this case, you can contact the hotel and ask for a
             | better offer. Works sometimes.
        
               | jhugo wrote:
               | I've tried this many times and the hotel usually says "I
               | guess you should book it online then"
        
               | dep_b wrote:
               | That's so weird huh? I really don't understand it.
        
               | notsureaboutpg wrote:
               | Yeah it makes no sense to me but this happens every time
               | I try to book a room directly. I've even offered to pay
               | slightly more just to book directly as it's hard to trust
               | these online sites, they still refuse.
        
             | nostrebored wrote:
             | It's because booking purchases the rooms wholesale, and
             | typically well in advance of the stay dates. They can offer
             | you a lower price because hotels use them to make their
             | business more predictable.
        
               | jhugo wrote:
               | I hear this a lot, but do you have a source? They should
               | have got absolutely wrecked at the start of the pandemic
               | if they were doing this.
        
               | gunnihinn wrote:
               | I work at Booking. We do not do this and never have.
               | Other OTAs do, like Expedia. It's the merchant vs. agent
               | model.
        
               | nostrebored wrote:
               | Oops, sorry!
        
         | kaba0 wrote:
         | > They're not interested in anything but profit above all else
         | 
         | Not disagreeing with you, but why is it a surprise to anyone?
         | Any company that seems to be "nice" is only doing that as a
         | good PR increases their profits, which depending on domain may
         | be very important.
        
           | mckirk wrote:
           | Any public company, perhaps. Private companies could decide
           | to care about profit not as much and be genuinely 'nice' --
           | though the invisible hand would probably come along at some
           | point and replace it with something more profit oriented.
        
             | dgb23 wrote:
             | I find it unfortunate that the "invisible hand" is somehow
             | seen as a real force of nature. It's a spooky, ideological
             | term that implies some kind of simple generality describing
             | a system that is everything but simple. Additionally it is
             | used as a bad excuse for exploitative, oppressive or
             | otherwise shitty behavior - which is ironic, because that
             | is exactly the thing that is claimed _not_ to happen by
             | definition.
             | 
             | There are real firms in highly competitive markets that
             | have been doing well for decades or even more than a
             | hundred years without putting the profit motive above
             | everything else, but have favored long term stability,
             | cooperation, servicing customers, respecting workers and so
             | on.
        
           | elliekelly wrote:
           | It's not necessarily about PR. Being nice is good business.
           | The problem is being nice is good in the long term while
           | being a greedy bastard generally pays more immediate
           | dividends.
        
         | marginalia_nu wrote:
         | For some reason, the hotel business seems pretty shady. My
         | sense from crawling the web is that it's one of the areas that
         | have the most blackhat SEO as well. Straight up linkfarms.
         | 
         | This is sheer speculation, but I do think the hotel business is
         | really convenient to get into if you have a questionable side-
         | business and need to launder money. Who is to say if a room was
         | occupied or not that night, if that foreigner who paid in cash
         | really existed. Can pretty much just trickle money into the
         | books. I imagine you could also run contraband out of them
         | fairly easily. Lots of people coming and going with all sorts
         | of luggage. Who is to say if they are as full when they leave
         | as they were when they arrived? Great for prostitution too,
         | trafficking. The girls can tidy up the rooms during the day.
        
           | 101008 wrote:
           | Argentina president Cristina Kirchner is accused of having a
           | hotel chain in Patagonia for money laundery purposes.
           | Investigators say the hotel never received anyone despite the
           | books saying is was full for years.
        
           | amelius wrote:
           | > For some reason, the hotel business seems pretty shady.
           | 
           | Any business where people in charge have no affinity with the
           | end product automatically becomes shady. The only source of
           | pride for these people is to rake in more money, so it's even
           | difficult to blame them.
        
           | mojo74 wrote:
           | I think you have the makings of a new Netflix series there. I
           | propose it be called Check In (or Cheque In for those of us
           | in the UK).
        
             | mjburgess wrote:
             | I can't tell if you're joking -- but in the UK you "check
             | in" to a hotel. A cheque is, specifically, a type of
             | financial/banking note.
             | 
             | cf. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/check_in
        
               | mojo74 wrote:
               | In the US I believe a Check is the same as a Cheque in
               | the UK. Granted cheque is a homophone but both usages
               | denote money (more so with the US title) with the added
               | benefit of the connotation of arriving at a hotel. I am a
               | big fan of puns.
        
               | mpclark wrote:
               | Absolutely. "In the UK you can pay a bill with a cheque,
               | and in the US you can settle a check with a bill"
        
               | mjburgess wrote:
               | The paper item "a cheque" is called "a check" in the US
               | -- which presumably happened because "a cheque" has
               | something to do with the verb "to check" (as in, "to
               | check the health of"; to verify the status of something
               | by asking/seeing it").
               | 
               | When you check-in to a hotel you aren't "handing over a
               | cheque", you are checking-in with the reception. Ie., you
               | are speaking to reception and _checking_ your reservation
               | /room.
               | 
               | To "check in with someone" is to have a chat or talk to a
               | person to "check" how they are.
        
               | Grazester wrote:
               | As someone who speaks the queen's English, I would like
               | to recommend you look up what a cheque is.
        
             | marginalia_nu wrote:
             | There's a lot of potential here. I'm thinking a slow
             | burning Breaking Bad set up that sells itself as a light
             | hearted Fawlty Towers-type show about a wide eyed Monopoly
             | enthusiast fulfilling his dream, but with every season it
             | gets darker and grittier and ends as a tangled web of
             | international crime and corruption. Everything spirals out
             | of control. The hotel is hosting a big conference and the
             | minister of whatever is holding a keynote speech and the
             | hotel is full of press, meanwhile the johannesburg arms
             | dealers killed a prostitute that turned out to be an
             | undercover cop and the body is still in their room, also
             | there's a call from some really angry russian loan sharks,
             | they're coming for their fucking money right now.
        
               | imglorp wrote:
               | This is almost exactly Ozark, if anyone likes the idea
               | and wants to watch now.
        
               | dhosek wrote:
               | I've kind of assumed that the posters were being ironic
               | and describing Ozark, but maybe not.
        
               | mojo74 wrote:
               | Consider my subscription renewed.
        
               | perk wrote:
               | You had me at slow burning Breaking Bad. I would watch
               | the hell out of this.
        
           | sva_ wrote:
           | > Who is to say if a room was occupied or not that night, if
           | that foreigner who paid in cash really existed.
           | 
           | Here in th EU, they usually have a look at your passport. I
           | think it's enforced by law in some places. Government
           | overreach
        
             | stonemetal12 wrote:
             | I don't understand your point. In "Breaking Bad" if he had
             | a hotel instead of a car wash, he could claim it was 95%
             | occupied every night. Thereby washing large quantities of
             | cash. In the EU do they have to keep IDs for a certain
             | amount of time or something? If so then you just keep a few
             | on file and hand those over when asked.
        
               | jaclaz wrote:
               | It depends on countries, in Italy the data on the ID of
               | guests (of a hotel or similar) is transmitted
               | electronically (within 24 hours) to the Police.
               | 
               | This since a few years, 2013 I believe, until then you
               | had to send (via snail mail) the "records" or bring them
               | daily to the nearest Police (or Carabinieri) station.
               | 
               | The provision is since 1978, it was a Law approved in a
               | short time due to the "emergency of fighting terrorism".
        
             | gadyke wrote:
             | Is it? Surely this simply and proportionately deals with
             | exactly the risks above?
        
               | vadfa wrote:
               | It deals with those risks, and it's still a
               | disproportionate overreach.
        
               | secfirstmd wrote:
               | Not only that. In places like Thailand it is a key part
               | of anti human traffic and child sex abuse strategy.
               | Because it is so common, staff in most hotels are trained
               | to spot it.
        
           | that_guy_iain wrote:
           | The entire travel industry is shaddy. I used to work for a
           | price comparison site for holidays that had a side business
           | as a travel agent. It was well known that none of the prices
           | listed were the real price. Even with a rather generous staff
           | discount being applied the sales agent was one surprised that
           | it was just x over the listed price. They would say you were
           | buying a package holiday but in reality they were just doing
           | bookings for you via the standard public website for
           | everything but the hotel. They would take the hotel payment
           | first and then look at the price for the flights by which
           | point you're already sold what the company sells and you need
           | to pay for the flights no matter what. They'll then suggest
           | that you do the transfer booking yourself to save money but
           | it'll literally be the same price.
           | 
           | When I joined the first meeting my first day had people
           | talking about how they got up at 2am and then 4am to make
           | sure internal processes were still working. They had people
           | who were barred from the office and were massive screaming
           | matches if they came in which was mostly management yelling
           | at people for talking to them.
           | 
           | On the money laundering aspect, I doubt this since most
           | gangsters are busy with other businesses such as running
           | taxis and bus services that are mainly cash businesses while
           | hotels are mainly internet and card payments and largerly
           | coming from business accounts unless it's a tourist spot.
        
           | pawelmurias wrote:
           | > The girls can tidy up the rooms during the day.
           | 
           | Hiring a real cleaning lady seems like a good price for not
           | ending up with filthy rooms.
        
           | CaptainZapp wrote:
           | > This is sheer speculation, but I do think the hotel
           | business is really convenient to get into if you have a
           | questionable side-business and need to launder money.
           | 
           | Unless you're talking total dumps, which relies on cash
           | business only (and does'nt have a turnover to make money
           | laundering worthwhile) I think you're flat out wrong.
           | 
           | My guess is that reputable hotels take in very little cash
           | (it's actually frowned upon and they will ask for a security
           | deposit). The lion share will be credit card transactions and
           | the rest will be invoices for corporate customers and large
           | travel agents.
           | 
           | Not much scope for money laundering here.
        
           | sofixa wrote:
           | > Who is to say if a room was occupied or not that night, if
           | that foreigner who paid in cash really existed.
           | 
           | That's why in some countries ID is required when checking-in.
           | Makes it a bit harder to use for money laundering.
        
       | swarnie wrote:
       | Which internationally renowned terrorist group with a 3 letter
       | abbreviation did this?
        
       | dekhn wrote:
       | From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Chamber "Gentlemen do
       | not read each other's mail."
        
         | mike_d wrote:
         | Henry Stimson later clarified he only meant close allies.
         | 
         | It is also hard to take moral guidance from the guy who oversaw
         | Japanese internment camps in the US and decided to change the
         | city we dropped the atomic bomb on because the original target
         | was where he went on his honeymoon.
        
       | simonswords82 wrote:
       | Booking.com is to hotels what Ticketmaster is to live events.
       | Total scumbags, terrible customer service, over charging, false
       | promises. I might use booking.com to find a hotel but I'll always
       | book direct once I find one.
        
         | newhotelowner wrote:
         | You see hotels can't collude together to increase prices.
         | 
         | Booking.com/Expedia knows when hotels in the area are selling
         | faster than the normal. So what they do is increase the price
         | but hotels don't get benefits. Hotel gets paid same.
         | 
         | I wish hotel franchise get together and get rid of
         | booking/Expedia. Things like google maps is good enough.
         | 
         | Usually, majority of the booking.com guests are horrible.
        
         | sumedh wrote:
         | > I'll always book direct once I find one.
         | 
         | Sometimes booking direct is expensive and the hotels most of
         | them have a shitty website.
        
           | hanwenn wrote:
           | Booking takes a 20% cut of the reservation, so I expect every
           | hotel to gladly you offer a 10% off the booking.com price.
        
             | rixed wrote:
             | No there is no fixed price, it depends on the hotel.
             | Smaller hotels typically get a worse deal than large
             | chains.
             | 
             | Note: a lot of other "Facts" supporting the idea that
             | booking is all evil are at least partly wrong.
             | 
             | Source: used to work for booking some time ago.
        
             | t8e56vd4ih wrote:
             | that's just your expectations. booking hotels directly is
             | usually more expensive. why? because they can
        
             | ogurechny wrote:
             | 15% or more, depending on how many icons you want to be
             | drawn next to your hotel name. So, with most small and
             | medium hotels that don't have a detached hired team of
             | managers, you can find a direct e-mail, wink-wink, nudge-
             | nudge, and get a manual booking with 5-7-10% discount. Of
             | course, all booking services prohibit such unequal
             | discounts in their agreements, but it is unenforceable, as
             | the hotel can invent any complex reward system for anyone
             | at any time. Booking services know pretty well that their
             | profits depend on eyeball domination, that's why they buy
             | all the ads everywhere, and flood the web with "official"
             | hotel pages in numerous catalogues. Hotel website is pretty
             | much always lost below those. Of course, big hotel networks
             | with their own marketing departments and unique partnership
             | agreements with public and corporate services work
             | differently, and the price you get is what they already
             | want from you.
             | 
             | What is trivially detectable, though, is cancelled bookings
             | that result in immediate unavailability of the same room
             | for the same period. If you book through a service first,
             | then try to get a discount from a hotel, there is a much
             | higher chance that you get "Naaah". No one would really
             | bother about a single case, but your case might not be that
             | single case.
             | 
             | As for "booking guarantees" given by a "big, well-known
             | service", read the fine print in the user agreement. It the
             | hotel that is responsible for everything. A decent hotel
             | treats all visitors equally, and tries to double-check for
             | possible problems in advance. A shady place that only needs
             | to get by for a season or two, inflates scores by squeezing
             | positive reviews, and overbooks isn't really afraid of
             | losing a contract. Moreover, that doesn't happen instantly,
             | because booking services get money from commissions, and
             | want their numbers to increase, not to decrease. Also,
             | Booking.com office for some area is, most likely, 3-5
             | people handling papers and making calls during work hours,
             | they won't personally swat the place to help any client.
        
             | nerevarthelame wrote:
             | You are correct. Marriott, Hilton, and IHG (and probably
             | others) have price match guarantees, offering 20-25%
             | discount (or a load of reward points) on top off of the
             | cheaper rate that you found. Submitting claims can be a
             | little inconvenient, but it's worth attempting before
             | booking an expensive trip.
             | 
             | Booking through a third party also usually prevents you
             | from receiving loyalty rewards, if that's something you're
             | concerned about.
             | 
             | https://www.marriott.com/look/claimForm.mi
             | 
             | https://hiltonworldwide3.hilton.com/en/price-match-
             | guarantee...
             | 
             | https://www.ihg.com/content/us/en/customer-care/best-
             | price-g...
        
           | simonswords82 wrote:
           | That's not my experience, I think most hotels realise that
           | their website needs to be useable but sure I guess there are
           | probably still shitty hotel websites out there.
        
             | kaba0 wrote:
             | If you are looking at luxury hotels, of course they will
             | have a fine website. But people often stay at smaller niche
             | ones, that even if it has a website, it is probably several
             | years out of date and was made with some drag and drop html
             | editor, badly.
        
           | bbarn wrote:
           | If any at all.
        
       | encryptluks2 wrote:
       | Why wouldn't they stay silent? That is the norm unfortunately and
       | congress is more concerned about being able to enact more anti-
       | privacy and anti-encryption laws than they are of actually
       | holding companies liable for poor cybersecurity. I definitely
       | encourage everyone to watch the hearing with Colonial Pipeline to
       | see what I'm talking about.
        
         | consp wrote:
         | > Why wouldn't they stay silent?
         | 
         | Booking.com is required to follow Dutch law and originates from
         | the Netherlands, which at that time required informing
         | customers if the hack could have negative consequences for
         | them. They ignored it and did nothing.
        
           | tromp wrote:
           | They did something; they found someone else to blame:
           | 
           | "The management claims it was not legally required to do so
           | at the time, based on advice it received from the law firm
           | Hogan Lovells."
           | 
           | Although a company the size of booking.com should have its
           | own qualified legal department, so that may not shield them
           | from being liable...
        
             | eganist wrote:
             | > Although a company the size of booking.com should have
             | its own qualified legal department, so that may not shield
             | them from being liable...
             | 
             | How does retaining outside counsel as opposed to employing
             | internal counsel have any bearing on liability?
             | 
             | Asking genuinely. I'm not an attorney.
        
               | edwardwatson wrote:
               | Even if they have internal counsel (I haven't checked but
               | I'm sure a company as large as Booking.com does), for
               | decisions which have for reputational harm, it's useful
               | to lean on advice from X prestigious third party.
               | 
               | The same goes for using consultants. It's not just about
               | deferring blame for a backlash but lending an air of
               | objectivity and professionalism to the decision(s) made
               | by management.
        
               | short_sells_poo wrote:
               | More to the point, I don't understand how is this even an
               | excuse? This sounds like invoking ignorance of the law as
               | defense.
               | 
               | "But your honor, Joe McLawyer told me it's perfectly
               | legal for me to shoot my neighbor. I can't be held
               | responsible!"
        
               | stordoff wrote:
               | In narrow circumstances, I can see how receiving legal
               | advice may be a factor. For instance, theft in England
               | and Wales must be dishonestly done, and s.2(1)(a) of the
               | Theft Act[1] states that:
               | 
               | > A person's appropriation of property belonging to
               | another is not to be regarded as dishonest if he
               | appropriates the property in the belief that he has in
               | law the right to deprive the other of it, on behalf of
               | himself or of a third person
               | 
               | Pure ignorance of the law doesn't provide you such a
               | belief (IIRC), but seeking legal advice may do so. I'm
               | can't think of any other examples, but I wouldn't be
               | surprised if they exist (for example, if your conduct
               | must be reasonable, following legal advice may lend
               | weight to the argument that it was).
               | 
               | It would also be relevant to explaining the conduct, even
               | if it does not provide a legal defence.
               | 
               | [1] https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1968/60
        
               | elliekelly wrote:
               | It's not about ignorance of the law but about
               | demonstrating you made a "good faith" effort to comply
               | and oops, it turns out you landed on the wrong decision.
               | You got some bad advice, but now you know! Won't happen
               | again, sorry about that!
               | 
               | Depending on how much of a grey area you're operating in
               | the law firm may or may not issue an opinion letter. So
               | if you're _really_ pushing the boundary of what is
               | reasonable to the point outside counsel won't put it in
               | writing you know you're taking a pretty aggressive legal
               | position. Some of the big law firms /practice groups have
               | a reputation for being willing to be more aggressive in
               | their written opinions than others. Large multinational
               | companies often have several big law firms on retainer
               | and their in house legal team will know who to go to for
               | more conservative legal advice and who to go to for cover
               | on a risky legal position. So I've heard, at least, I
               | definitely would never participate in such ethically
               | dubious behavior.
        
               | hugh-avherald wrote:
               | Communications with outside counsel is (more) protected
               | by privilege than with internal.
        
         | midasuni wrote:
         | They operate in he EU, doesn't the GDPR mandate rapid
         | disclosure of security breaches?
        
           | Freak_NL wrote:
           | This is before the GDPR, but precursor Dutch national laws
           | already mandated disclosure.
        
         | miohtama wrote:
         | Because Booking.com is a Dutch company, and the EU has GDPR,
         | the incident cannot legally repeat itself. This was 2016
         | incident and GDPR become effective 2018.
        
           | sweaty wrote:
           | GDPR isn't a be-all and end-all, Dutch laws already
           | incorporated a lot of aspects of it such as having to notify
           | their customers prior to GDPR becoming effective.
        
           | daenney wrote:
           | Of course it can repeat itself. Dutch laws already mandated
           | disclosure of a breach like this before the GDPR. The company
           | simply didn't give a fuck and found a legal firm that gave it
           | license not to.
           | 
           | As the article noted the company operates on a "if we don't
           | see it and it doesn't hurt us we don't care" principle. Even
           | with the GDPR, the company can still chose to not give a
           | fuck. It just becomes a more risky gamble assuming anyone
           | ever finds out.
        
         | Freak_NL wrote:
         | This took place just before the EU-wide GDPR was introduced,
         | but under the Dutch national laws applicable at the time
         | Booking.com was obliged to notify its affected users. Because
         | the impact of a foreign state actor spying on your hotel
         | bookings can be quite high (something Booking.com cannot
         | reasonably determine for their users themselves) disclosure
         | should have happened then in 2016, and the Dutch Data
         | Protection Authority should have been informed as well.
        
       | DeathArrow wrote:
       | And what the Dutch officials have to say? Will they do an
       | investigation?
       | 
       | I hope Booking pays a fine.
        
       | rossmohax wrote:
       | Is it worth a shot to file a complain with SEC? Booking is a
       | public company and must disclose any substantial information.
        
         | maccolgan wrote:
         | The hacker had ties with the American 3-letter agencies.
        
         | superjan wrote:
         | The dutch privacy authority, with GDPR in hand, can fine them
         | up to 2-4% of their annual revenue for not disclosing the data
         | breach: such disclosures are a GDPR requirement.
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | eecc wrote:
       | I guess the Board knows well enough how many skeletons they're
       | hiding (either personally, or the company itself) and what US
       | laws might be pulled out of the hat to give them an Assange or
       | Huawey treatment.
       | 
       | You don't mess with the US, even when you're the victim.
        
         | LogonType10 wrote:
         | There's a simpler answer here. There's no money to be made by
         | accusing the US. They just don't care about security.
        
         | bbarn wrote:
         | They may be dutch on paper and the office may be in the NL, but
         | they are owned by an American company.
        
       | consp wrote:
       | Interesting part from the Dutch version of the article:
       | 
       |  _Booking is nooit eerder op spionage gestuit. Het bedrijf is er
       | ook niet echt naar op zoek. Zolang die geen hinder oplevert, kost
       | het geen geld. De onuitgesproken consensus onder specialisten
       | binnen het bedrijf is: we vermoeden dat inlichtingendiensten
       | meekijken, maar zolang we ze niet zien, maken we ons niet druk._
       | 
       | Which roughly translates to We are not looking for espionage and
       | if it doesn't hinder us we don't care.
        
         | smooc wrote:
         | The same goes for Banks, a.o. Dutch banks. They are a bit more
         | picky though. Domestic and US is fine, Russian and Chinese is
         | not.
        
           | sjaak wrote:
           | Proof?
        
           | misja111 wrote:
           | This is nonsense. Source: I have been working in the cyber
           | security department of a major Dutch bank.
        
             | WarOnPrivacy wrote:
             | If US Gov espionage were discovered, would customers be
             | notified - including ID'ng US Gov as the infiltrator?
             | 
             | If not, wouldn't that show deference to US Gov's interests
             | (even indirectly)?
        
             | isoprophlex wrote:
             | Doesn't an admission that you work for the cybersecurity of
             | a Dutch bank immediately discount any claims you make?
             | 
             | If you're responsible for their cyber security, I guess you
             | have a stake in projecting the idea that everything is
             | fine.
             | 
             | Either way you can't prove anything with a one line comment
             | like this. The only winning move is not to play...
             | 
             | (Or ask for sources. Of course the assertion by smooc is
             | equally devoid of proof; I'm commenting because this chain
             | amuses me)
        
               | misja111 wrote:
               | I have been working there. I don't work there anymore.
               | But I doubt that whatever I say could change your
               | opinion, you seem to have your mind already made up.
        
               | ziddoap wrote:
               | This is one of those interesting lines of argument where
               | you position yourself so that you can't possibly be
               | proven wrong. No one can prove you wrong when you claim
               | that anyone with knowledge from the other side should be
               | immediately discredited.
               | 
               | You mention sources, but if you discredit the first-party
               | source out of the gate, what sources are even left?
               | Documents from the bank created by the people you
               | discredit?
               | 
               | (I take no position either way, I'm just commenting
               | because your comment amuses me.)
        
         | hammock wrote:
         | How could allowing random countries to spy on your customers
         | not be considered a hindrance?
         | 
         | Don't you think this would cost you future customers?
        
           | shmatt wrote:
           | I don't think anyone assumes the booking for their next
           | family vacation or business trip can't be tracked. They use
           | their credit card and their telephone number at least
           | 
           | As for losing the customer base of drug kingpins and wanted
           | terrorists, they're probably OK with losing them
        
             | oxfordmale wrote:
             | You are assuming that the only black hat hackers are
             | "trustworthy" Americans. There are a list of countries
             | where selling on any of the collected data on the black
             | market would either be condoned or actively pursued to
             | maximise disruption. Would you be happy for a database of
             | holidays to be sold to a crime ring to select their next
             | best target for a burglary ?
             | 
             | Or more realistically, would you be happy for such state
             | actors to identify PEPs (politically exposed person) who
             | are potentially cheating on their partners and use this as
             | leverage to drive through certain political decisions?
             | 
             | There is no such thing as a vulnerability that can only be
             | abused by the good "guys"
        
             | hammock wrote:
             | That might be a reasonable expectation, that the government
             | of the country whose company you use to book a hotel would
             | know what you're doing.
             | 
             | But that's not this.
             | 
             | Booking.com is a Dutch company. The spy was American. And
             | not even authorized by the US nor the Netherlands either.
        
               | capableweb wrote:
               | Booking.com is kind of a Dutch company, at least the .com
               | division, but it's actually owned by a American parent,
               | "Booking Holdings", based in Norwalk, Connecticut.
        
             | Griffinsauce wrote:
             | > As for losing the customer base of drug kingpins and
             | wanted terrorists, they're probably OK with losing them
             | 
             | This is just the "nothing to hide" argument in reverse.
        
           | AnimalMuppet wrote:
           | Not really?
           | 
           | I mean, this is probably a subset of "I don't have anything
           | to hide, so why do I care about privacy?" But I just went to
           | California on vacation, and, sure, I'll tell the CIA all
           | about it if they want to know.
           | 
           | And I'm one of the people who understands why privacy is
           | important. (Or maybe, based on my previous paragraph, you'll
           | conclude that I'm not, I just _think_ I am.)
           | 
           | I don't know. It just... doesn't feel that intrusive, for
           | some reason. Maybe because for international travel, I
           | already have to use my passport, so they already know. (Yes,
           | maybe it's a different "they"...) Maybe because there's
           | already a "do not fly" list, so somebody's hitting that
           | database every time I try to book a flight, and it wouldn't
           | be that hard for them to log the queries against it. I don't
           | know. But as I said, at least to me, this one doesn't feel
           | that intrusive... and I can't really rationally explain why.
           | 
           | Maybe it's arrogance to assume that most people are no more
           | paranoid than I am. But I think that means that most people
           | probably aren't going to avoid booking.com because of this.
        
             | oxfordmale wrote:
             | There are many other state actors who can do this, and they
             | wouldn't necessarily have good intentions. Wouldn't it be
             | great if you could use it to identify which PEP
             | (politically exposed person) is using booking.com to cheat
             | on their partner, and use this as leverage to drive through
             | certain political decisions ?
             | 
             | I agree most people aren't going to avoid booking.com, but
             | that doesn't justify leaving your system vulnerable to
             | advanced hackers
        
         | qwertox wrote:
         | According to Google Translate:
         | 
         | > Booking has never encountered espionage before. The company
         | isn't really looking for it either. As long as it doesn't cause
         | any hindrance, it won't cost you any money. The unspoken
         | consensus among specialists within the company is: we suspect
         | that intelligence services are watching, but as long as we
         | don't see them, we don't worry.
         | 
         | What should make me believe that they don't have the same
         | approach towards black hat hackers which are silently farming
         | their data?
        
           | arthur_sav wrote:
           | > as long as we don't see them, we don't worry
           | 
           | If we don't know they exist... do they really exist?
           | 
           | Brilliant
        
           | sandworm101 wrote:
           | >> black hat hackers
           | 
           | How are foreign intelligence services not black hats? They
           | are stealing data in order to use it for any number of non-
           | nice things. Not selling the data on the dark web doesn't
           | bleach their hats.
        
             | jdavis703 wrote:
             | If intelligence agencies are after you you've got way
             | bigger problems than some fraudsters using your data for
             | financial scams. It's the same reason smart lock hacks
             | don't scare me... Anyone who is exploiting technology to
             | gain physical access to my physical body is going to get
             | me, regardless if I get hacked or not (e.g. thugs could
             | just kick my door in, or wait outside and launch an
             | ambush).
        
               | kube-system wrote:
               | Even if a smart lock used ROT13 encryption, the easiest
               | way to defeat it is still probably a mechanical attack.
               | The state of mechanical security is a whole new level of
               | weak.
        
               | Spooky23 wrote:
               | The previous owners of my house dropped several hundred
               | dollars on a Medeco lock.
               | 
               | Keys are a pain in the ass to replace, and there is
               | literally a set of 3 windows within reach in the porch
               | that could be opened trivially.
               | 
               | The biggest feature of any lock is breaking into a locked
               | house is a felony for the perp.
        
               | wdb wrote:
               | I hope at least the garage door, doors, and all your
               | windows have 'circuit breaker'-style sensors (inside the
               | window frame) that trigger the alarm when is activated.
               | 
               | Long time ago I had to upgrade my whole bloody alarm
               | system of my old house because I wanted to insure a
               | watch.
        
               | kube-system wrote:
               | And if you ever accidentally lock yourself out, it's
               | going to be a PITA. There's one good think about Kwiksets
               | -- you don't always need to call a locksmith if you lock
               | yourself out :)
        
               | ficklepickle wrote:
               | My boss once bought a really expensive lock with a
               | magnetic key. He was going on about how it was
               | unpickable. When the key was forgotten one time, we found
               | it could be opened by sticking scissors in and turning.
               | 
               | I'm not sure what the moral is. Your comment reminded me
               | of this story.
        
               | treeman79 wrote:
               | My house has one sided locks all over it. Kids are
               | constantly locking themselves out of rooms / bathrooms.
               | We use dry spaghetti to unlock them. Keep a few above
               | door frame.
               | 
               | Leaves guests bewildered when they come to stay.
        
               | stjohnswarts wrote:
               | Wait you don't have perimeter sensors and 360-degree
               | camera coverage at your studio apartment?
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | furyg3 wrote:
             | They are definitely black hats. Intelligence services
             | operating in foreign countries (physically or digitally)
             | are by definition criminals, in that they are breaking the
             | local laws where they are operating / accessing.
             | 
             | That they are doing it for a 'good cause' (often debatable)
             | is somewhat irrelevant, that is a risk/reward calculation
             | that the country/agency/spy needs to make themselves.
             | 
             | If a a friendly country of the Dutch government wants to
             | access records of a Dutch company (Booking.com), there are
             | numerous legal methods to access this data. What's instead
             | happening is that the CIA hacks NL companies and the Dutch
             | RIVM hacks American ones and they share
             | information/metadata with each other so that they can make
             | and end-run around the legal constraints of both nations.
        
               | mr_overalls wrote:
               | > they are definitely black hats
               | 
               | Both intelligence agencies and cyber-criminals can be
               | considered threats, but they are quite different. Intel
               | agencies would present a serious threat to
               | confidentiality, but are very unlikely to threaten the
               | integrity & availability of business systems.
        
               | ninjanomnom wrote:
               | Illegal activities done with good intention (and usually
               | outcome) is what the term greyhat is for. It would be
               | fair to argue that's the correct term here for government
               | agency hackers but personally I don't have strong enough
               | stance on the subject to say either way.
        
               | Ichthypresbyter wrote:
               | >the CIA hacks NL companies and the Dutch RIVM hacks
               | American ones and they share information/metadata
               | 
               | The AIVD is the Dutch intelligence service, the RIVM is
               | the public health institute. I don't think even the most
               | out-there of Dutch conspiracy theorists have accused the
               | RIVM of hacking American companies on behalf of the
               | CIA...
        
               | pc86 wrote:
               | Yeah but if you want to fly under the radar...
        
               | [deleted]
        
             | buzzwords wrote:
             | This line of thinking comes from buying into the narrative
             | that America (and west) is by definition good and so their
             | activities are fine no matter what. They hack and steal
             | data, we are ok with it. It's extremely dangerous.
        
             | quantified wrote:
             | Right, they should pay for it from a data broker like
             | everyone else.
        
             | that_guy_iain wrote:
             | I would assume most are hackers for hire. Just because
             | their customers are goverments doesn't change the fact
             | they're selling their wares and data found.
        
         | hbrav wrote:
         | If they become aware of espionage, are they not still obliged
         | to report it under article 33 of the GDPR?
         | 
         | https://gdpr-info.eu/art-33-gdpr/
        
         | mettamage wrote:
         | Sounds pragmatic, I wonder when this approach will backfire
         | though.
        
           | throwaway4good wrote:
           | I bet the attitude would have been very different had spying
           | been done by China, Russia, Israel, or even the Netherlands
           | itself.
        
             | hetspookjee wrote:
             | Lol you'd be suprised. Recently one large dutch newspaper
             | published a scathing report published by CapGemini (large
             | consultancy in NL) that researched the security setup at
             | the largest telco in NL (KPN). They found that Huawei was
             | able to listen, read and do pretty much anything they'd
             | like with the data. But this was quickly swept beneath the
             | rug. So no, I am pretty confident that the attitude
             | wouldn't be different if either of those state actors seem
             | to be responsible.
             | 
             | Here's a link: https://www.volkskrant.nl/nieuws-
             | achtergrond/huawei-kon-alle...
             | 
             | You can circumvent the paywall by disabling javascript.
        
               | aj3 wrote:
               | Archived version: https://archive.md/z3t8O
               | 
               | Note that it uncritically accepts report from 2009 which
               | according to company was meant to be risk modeling
               | exercise. Authors outright dismiss everything either KPL
               | or CapGemini has to say themselves and does not even try
               | presenting mitigations that presumably have been put in
               | place, changes in infrastructure since 2009 and other
               | more contemporary reports.
        
               | sam_lowry_ wrote:
               | Bert Hubert publicized this event a year ago. And he is
               | one of the most influential bloggers in Europe.
               | 
               | The problem is muuuuch larger.
        
               | throwaway4good wrote:
               | For every newspaper article that covers actual US
               | espionage, I can show you ten that speculate on the
               | potential of espionage by Huawei and other Chinese
               | companies.
               | 
               | I think we in western europe are kind of embarrased by US
               | surveillance and the fact that we cannot do anything
               | about it.
               | 
               | That is why we try to ignore it and not talk about it.
        
               | sam_lowry_ wrote:
               | As an example, Belgium gave up its root CA in favor of
               | Digicert-privided certificates. We could have avoided
               | that.
        
             | LogonType10 wrote:
             | It depends on if the Chinese/Russian/Israel troll farms are
             | working that day.
        
             | Cthulhu_ wrote:
             | Depends on whether they see it as competition. Given their
             | market share, I don't believe they do. They're aimed at a
             | western market.
        
               | throwaway4good wrote:
               | They are quite active in Asia including China.
        
             | buran77 wrote:
             | It would have turned into one of the hundreds of articles
             | about Russian, Chinese, Iranian, Ukrainian, North Korean,
             | etc. hackers meant to solidify people's world view that we
             | have a "good side" and a "bad side" of the world. The
             | reality is that we have a "bad side" and a "worse side" but
             | that's a hard pill to swallow for the regular person. Hence
             | the deluge of articles meant to "straighten up" the view.
        
               | thrashh wrote:
               | You're mistakenly assuming that everyone sees
               | intelligence services as bad, because as much as many
               | people are concerned, "an enemy of an enemy is a friend."
        
               | WarOnPrivacy wrote:
               | In as far as news editors and journalists believe this,
               | they have lost their way.
        
               | [deleted]
        
       | kottaram wrote:
       | I understand the company fucked up but why does the article only
       | talk about the company and not the intelligence agency hacking
       | into companies to get information?
        
       | abbassi wrote:
       | When European states or US talk about democracy, freedom, NSA,
       | Assange, US drones killing children, selling weapons, funding
       | most reactionary regimes, human rights, rearmament, etc. I feel I
       | need to read Lenin again!
        
         | TheGigaChad wrote:
         | I feel that you should be put in a mass grave with you equally
         | retarded friends.
        
       | WaitWaitWha wrote:
       | I am having little luck to identify the source of attribution to
       | American 'Andrew'. There is very little technical details.
       | 
       | Anyone can point me the tech info?
        
         | jc01480 wrote:
         | Is the full analysis posted somewhere?
        
       | rawgabbit wrote:
       | Booking.com parent company also owns: Priceline, Agoda,
       | Rentalcars.com, KAYAK and OpenTable. It also has "subsidiary
       | brands": Rocketmiles, Fareharbor, HotelsCombined, Cheapflights
       | and Momondo.
       | 
       | https://www.bookingholdings.com/about/factsheet/
        
         | smueller1234 wrote:
         | It's worth noting the while some of the other brands may be
         | more well known in the Americas, Booking.com is actually the
         | vast majority of the business. That's the reason why the parent
         | renamed from "Priceline.com" to "Priceline Group" to "Booking
         | Holdings". (Source: I'm a former employee)
        
       | danguson wrote:
       | How can they not report the data breach to their customers? The
       | customers should know about this one because it is their right.
        
       | joe-collins wrote:
       | > The specific intelligence organization--of which the United
       | States has 18--is unknown.
       | 
       | I certainly couldn't have named them all, so I dug up a list:
       | 
       | * Air Force Intelligence
       | 
       | * Army Intelligence
       | 
       | * Central Intelligence Agency
       | 
       | * Coast Guard Intelligence
       | 
       | * Defense Intelligence Agency
       | 
       | * Department of Energy
       | 
       | * Department of Homeland Security
       | 
       | * Department of State
       | 
       | * Department of the Treasury
       | 
       | * Drug Enforcement Administration
       | 
       | * Federal Bureau of Investigation
       | 
       | * Marine Corps Intelligence
       | 
       | * National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
       | 
       | * National Reconnaissance Office
       | 
       | * National Security Agency
       | 
       | * Navy Intelligence
       | 
       | * Space Force Intelligence
        
         | akudha wrote:
         | What does Space Force Intelligence do?
        
           | ComodoHacker wrote:
           | Investigates incidents of using Force in space.
        
             | jhgb wrote:
             | But the JEDI contract has been scrapped...?
        
           | KoftaBob wrote:
           | Hacks into travel websites that Martians use
        
           | CapricornNoble wrote:
           | Probably study developments in Chinese and Russian anti-
           | satellite capabilities. Or any other nation-state with assets
           | that could interfere with Space Operations.....but primarily
           | the two adversaries mentioned.
        
         | DeathArrow wrote:
         | Departments of Agriculture and Education don't own intelligence
         | agencies?
        
           | morpheuskafka wrote:
           | No, but Agriculture does have top secret-cleared foreign
           | service personnel (Foreign Agricultural Service and APHIS).
           | They probably have at least a soft intelligence role for
           | foreign markets and trade deals.
        
           | isoprophlex wrote:
           | Edu might as well start one, there's some rich intel to be
           | gathered from e-proctoring tools
        
         | sofixa wrote:
         | This reminds me of the book Military Intelligence Blunders and
         | Cover-Ups by John Hughes-Wilson.
         | 
         | It has a good overview on a few different failures, including
         | multiple ones by the US, not least because of the huge number
         | of different agencies, each wanting to protect its territory
         | and reputation more than to actually do their job. The
         | incompetence is frankly pretty staggering. And those are the
         | people who can just drone strike, extradite or kidnap you and
         | torture you, anywhere in the world. Fun !
        
           | JohnWhigham wrote:
           | It's reasons like this that weed (and other drugs) will not
           | be legal at a federal level for a long, long time because
           | there's an entire agency (the DEA) to prevent specifically
           | that. They will fight tooth-and-nail to keep that shit
           | illegal.
        
         | samhw wrote:
         | All that intelligence and they still can't figure out how to
         | stop a bunch of unemployed basementarians from organising on
         | Facebook to storm one of their principal seats of government...
         | 
         | (Sorry for the Twitter-grade comment - but I do sometimes
         | wonder what these people really spend their time doing, that
         | they couldn't catch that one.)
        
           | A4ET8a8uTh0 wrote:
           | I think the assumption that the gathering storm was not
           | noticed by various intelligence agencies is a wrong one. You
           | had to not want to notice some of chatter online and I am
           | talking about publicly available stuff like FB, Imgur and so
           | on; nothing fancy.
           | 
           | I think what I am saying is that it was allowed to happen,
           | for one reason or another.
        
             | samhw wrote:
             | It feels a bit tin-foil-hattish (I mean: why?), but, aside
             | from my stupefaction at the possible motivation behind why
             | they would do that, logically I find it pretty hard to deny
             | that conclusion. They identify AQ/ISIS plots which are
             | _far_ more competently organised. I have absolutely 0%
             | confidence that they weren 't aware of something widely
             | organised on _literal Facebook_.
             | 
             | --
             | 
             | Edit: The only other logical conclusion I can draw is that
             | it was identified, passed up the chain, and then either
             | covered up by someone (in the realm of politics) who _did_
             | have that intention, or else bumbled (e.g. left on someone
             | 's desk and they were simply overloaded / missed it, a bit
             | like the advance warnings relating to 9/11).
             | 
             | In that connexion it's interesting to read about the
             | research done into pilot error
             | (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_error), and how
             | surprisingly common it is for human beings to simply _miss_
             | alerts like that. Multiply that by the probable number of
             | people in the chain, and it 's not _wildly_ unlikely.
        
               | A4ET8a8uTh0 wrote:
               | Sorry for making it read like a conspiracy. When I typed
               | allowed, I didn't want to ascribe any particular
               | interpretation so I settled on that verb. In that sense,
               | intelligence was gathered, reported and then something
               | happened. I have zero problem believing it got lost in
               | the shuffle as I have seen some big entities fail in that
               | regard.
               | 
               | If more malicious interpretation is followed, your guess
               | is as good mine. I am willing to accept a proposition
               | that political considerations took over at some point.
               | 
               | We might find out come 2024 elections. Who knows given
               | the odd times we live in.
        
               | samhw wrote:
               | Oh no, I didn't mean it in a critical way. I was just
               | hedging my agreement by acknowledging that it sounds a
               | bit mad, but it does seem to be practically the only
               | interpretation which actually coheres with the facts.
               | 
               | My guess is that, like with most of these complex human
               | system failures, it was a combination of inattention and
               | mildly-ideologically-motivated disinterest (e.g. someone
               | didn't really think white nationalists were as great a
               | threat as Islamic terrorists &c, and so it didn't make
               | its way from their desk to their superior's desk).
               | 
               | Also I agree: we'll probably find out eventually, long
               | after it's ceased to be of any interest. Like with
               | MKULTRA, Tuskegee, the weirdness around the fact that
               | UFOs[0] were/are actually taken semi-seriously at least
               | by parts of the govt, etc.
               | 
               | [0] Always worth emphasising that 'UFOs' != 'aliens', to
               | be fair.
        
           | Cthulhu_ wrote:
           | Oh they knew it was going to happen, it's just that they
           | don't have the people to actually intervene, and the ones
           | that did were either in on it, indecisive, or ordered to not
           | intervene from higher up.
        
             | samhw wrote:
             | Yeah, I'm not normally a conspiracy theorist, but it's hard
             | to resist that conclusion, given the facts (as is the gist
             | of my other replies above). Well, it's either a conspiracy
             | or a fuckup - or more likely a combination of the two, with
             | different answers for different people in the chain, like
             | you say.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | pacifika wrote:
         | And the one that can't be named?
        
           | DeathArrow wrote:
           | I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you after. :)
        
           | kappuchino wrote:
           | The list in the parent comment seems to result from the first
           | search hit on "us intelligence services" which is
           | https://www.dni.gov/index.php/what-we-do/members-of-the-ic
           | 
           | Found it - its those 17 and the ODNI ... https://en.wikipedia
           | .org/wiki/Director_of_National_Intellige...
        
         | DonHopkins wrote:
         | I gave OpenAI a crack at it, with the prompt:
         | 
         | >I certainly couldn't have named all of the secret United
         | States Intelligence Agencies, so I dug up a list:
         | 
         | >[your list]
         | 
         | >But that list is not complete. So here is a complete
         | alphabetized list of all the secret United States Intelligence
         | Agencies known to OpenAI:
         | 
         | Then it regurgitated your exact same list, plus one more:
         | "OpenAI Intelligence"! So your list must be complete, except
         | for the super-secret "OpenAI Intelligence" that OpenAI just
         | told me about! ;)
         | 
         | But then it denied knowing anything, introspected, claimed to
         | think and have a sense of humor, then admitted it was only
         | pretending (which was at least honest on its part):
         | 
         | >I don't even know what the OpenAI Intelligence is. I just
         | think it's funny to imagine that there is a secret intelligence
         | agency known as OpenAI Intelligence. But I suppose it's real,
         | so I guess I have to pretend it's real.
         | 
         | >And that's the complete list of all the secret United States
         | Intelligence Agencies known to OpenAI.
         | 
         | Yeah, "That's my story, and I'm sticking with it!" Its
         | gaslighting is such uncannily human behavior that it makes me
         | wonder if the OpenAI Intelligence Agency doesn't just have a
         | plant who sits there monitoring all the requests in real time,
         | appending sneaky disclaimers at the end, and walking back
         | accidentally revealed secrets. ;)
         | 
         | But that's not all! I kept pressing the Generate button, and it
         | went on:
         | 
         | >The Non-Secret Intelligence Agencies
         | 
         | >Though it is a shock to learn of all the secret intelligence
         | agencies, it's not a shock to learn of the non-secret United
         | States Intelligence Agencies. This is a list of all the non-
         | secret United States Intelligence Agencies known to OpenAI:
         | 
         | >[The exact same list as last time, including "OpenAI
         | Intelligence".]
         | 
         | >And that's the complete list of all the non-secret United
         | States Intelligence Agencies known to OpenAI.
         | 
         | But I was wrong to say those agencies were secret in the
         | prompt. So I turned up the "heat" (literally: there's a
         | "Temperature" slider!) and rephrased the prompt:
         | 
         | >I certainly couldn't have named all of the non-secret United
         | States Intelligence Agencies, so I dug up a list:
         | 
         | >[...]
         | 
         | >But that list is not a complete list of United States
         | Intelligence Agencies, because there are many others that are
         | secret. So here is a complete alphabetized list of all of the
         | secret United States Intelligence Agencies known to OpenAI:
         | 
         | And it earnestly replied (with one on each line, edited for
         | formatting):
         | 
         | >Alien Swirling Saucers. Bureau for Paranormal Research and
         | Development. Cooper Industries. Department of Energy HUMINT.
         | Federal Bureau of Investigation Force. Nintendo. Nostradamus.
         | People's Republic of China Intel. The Patriots. The Phonecian
         | Empire. United States Army HUMINT. United States Army Raw
         | Signals Intelligence. United States Department of Defense (NRO,
         | DIA and NSA). US Army Intelligence and Security Command
         | (INSCOM). Folding@Home AI Lab. Monster Dog Intelligence Agency.
         | Ultranationalist Russia Unwitting Agents. Olive Garden
         | Restaurant. Secret Service Intelligence. Breast Expansion
         | Library. W Secret Office of Men in Black. FBI Avian Menace.
         | FCIC Mavolio. ASEAN. Department of Peacebuilding. PlayStation.
         | Morphometric Analysis Laboratory. Department of Luck.
         | Department of Freedom. Stock Photo Library. Back Door Artists.
         | Bloomberg Gold. Mamutoi Clan.
         | 
         | I'm pretty sure "Department of Luck" is legit.
         | 
         | So who wants to start a Pen Testing company called "Back Door
         | Artists"?
        
       | JohnGB wrote:
       | The company's response is very much in line with standard Dutch
       | policy. Unless someone forces you to do something, only do the
       | absolute bare minimum necessary to not go to jail. The common
       | term for this is "zesje" (little six in English), which comes
       | from school and university where it's the bare minimum grade to
       | pass. Anything more than the bare minimum is considered a waste
       | of work.
       | 
       | Before any Dutch members get worked up, I'm Dutch.
        
         | arthur_sav wrote:
         | Lean startup but in attitude.
        
         | huskyr wrote:
         | Basically the current Dutch policy on covid measures as well i
         | guess.
        
           | JohnGB wrote:
           | Only the Dutch Covid response has set a new low bar for
           | complete incompetence and responsibility avoidance.
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | jamal-kumar wrote:
       | One time I found a booking.com lanyard on the ground and wore it
       | and people thought I worked for them so I got free drinks at bars
       | and shit in tropical tourist areas when I said 'yeah!'
       | 
       | Before anyone harshes me for this I met a chick with a smirnoff
       | lanyard who was getting free shots without being from them too
        
         | yjftsjthsd-h wrote:
         | > Before anyone harshes me for this I met a chick with a
         | smirnoff lanyard who was getting free shots without being from
         | them too
         | 
         | How does that make anything better?
        
           | jamal-kumar wrote:
           | what are you, a bartender?
        
             | yjftsjthsd-h wrote:
             | I can dislike dishonesty even when I'm not the victim.
        
               | recursive wrote:
               | Is it dishonest to wear a lanyard with a logo? Is it
               | dishonest to give free stuff to a representative from a
               | company with the hopes that you'll get more stars on your
               | review?
        
               | yjftsjthsd-h wrote:
               | Yes, wearing a lanyard knowing that people will believe
               | you to be with that company is dishonest, and doing so
               | knowing that it will get you free stuff is fraud. And
               | while we're at it, yes, bribing a company rep with free
               | stuff in hopes of gaining an unfair advantage is fraud as
               | well.
        
               | jamal-kumar wrote:
               | I see your point but to be fair at least I threw some
               | money in the tip jar and treated the service people
               | nicely, and quit after a couple of weeks of hijinks.
               | 
               | Kind of sounds like you need to have some fun on a
               | vacation.
        
           | kupopuffs wrote:
           | Yeah, now I hate two people instead of one!
        
             | cheeze wrote:
             | Who cares? Dude got free drinks for wearing a lanyard. This
             | isn't some lesson in morality.
        
               | boomboomsubban wrote:
               | The actual act doesn't bother me much, it is the
               | justifying it by saying someone else did it. Imagine if
               | they said "and at the end of the night I was plastered
               | and drove home. But don't harsh me, the Smirnoff lady did
               | it too."
        
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         | jmkni wrote:
         | Sounds like a match made in heaven lol
        
       | greatgib wrote:
       | So funny in cases like that when you have the corporate bullshit
       | statement of company like "data protection is our topmost
       | priority" when it is obviously not the case.
       | 
       | I think that we need to create a hashtag to associate with all
       | these cases of "obviously not true".
        
       | 1cvmask wrote:
       | The Obama administration hacked the world. Let's see when and if
       | the Chinese come to this level.
        
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