[HN Gopher] A day with the squirrel hawkers of East Texas
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       A day with the squirrel hawkers of East Texas
        
       Author : samclemens
       Score  : 43 points
       Date   : 2021-10-23 01:03 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | willyt wrote:
       | 'A kestrel for a knave' is another great novel on this theme.
       | 
       | It was made into a film 'Kes' I've not seen it though.
       | 
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Kestrel_for_a_Knave
        
       | CamperBob2 wrote:
       | TIL that killing animals for no reason at all is OK, as long as
       | you do it with a trained exotic bird and not with a gun.
        
         | finiteseries wrote:
         | These chickenhawks are about the least exotic birds imaginable
         | in this part of the world FWIW.
         | 
         | Hobbies like this typically result from spending absurd amounts
         | of time outdoors in the first place, that some of those most
         | attuned to their local environments have turned themselves
         | symbiont with the neighborhood apex predators is quite
         | beautiful, and closer to where we should be headed imo.
        
         | rsj_hn wrote:
         | It's perfectly OK with both a bird and a gun. As well as bow
         | and arrow.
         | 
         | Falconry is the oldest sport in history, dating back at least
         | 6000 years. Thousands of years ago, men hunted with raptors --
         | falcons, hawks, owls, and sometimes even eagles. They would
         | catch young falcons in the wild, spend years training them,
         | live with their birds, then release them, using signals from
         | hundreds of feet away to coordinate the hunt, and then split
         | the hunt with the bird.
         | 
         | Today, they usually give all of it to the bird, nevertheless
         | it's still a beautiful and noble sport in which man and bird
         | work together to catch prey.
         | 
         | Fun Fact: Falcons are used in public parks and golf courses to
         | chase away nuisance birds. It's also used by farmers -- more
         | effective than scarecrows. There is a long apprenticeship
         | required and a centuries old system of knowledge and training.
         | 
         | The most famous book is called "The Modern Apprentice". It's a
         | worth a read even if you don't practice falconry.
         | http://www.themodernapprentice.com/glossary.htm
         | 
         | Here is the CA club: https://www.calhawkingclub.org/falconry-
         | apprenticeship/appre...
         | 
         | Each state has its own regulations for falconry as it does for
         | all other forms of hunting.
        
         | gamache wrote:
         | > Every squirrel she kills is gradually fed back to her.
        
       | telesilla wrote:
       | H for Hawk, mentioned here, made me fall in love with the idea
       | and at the same time, know that I should never have a falcon.
       | Intense commitment.
       | 
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H_is_for_Hawk
        
       | fmakunbound wrote:
       | Backyard apricot tree owner here. I thoroughly approve of this.
        
         | trhway wrote:
         | and i'm not. I like how squirrels come harvest the persimmons,
         | carry them around, find convenient place and munch on it.
        
       | AlbertCory wrote:
       | Too early in the morning.
       | 
       | I read "squirrel hawkers" and thought of "hawker stalls" in
       | Singapore, which have nothing to do with hawks. "A vendor of
       | squirrels?" OK.
        
         | MandieD wrote:
         | To be fair, I also saw that headline and thought "guys going
         | around selling squirrels they had caught/shot," and half my
         | family is _from_ East Texas!
        
           | AlbertCory wrote:
           | Patent Hell!
           | 
           | Marshall, Tyler, all those places I never had to go for a
           | trial, although other tech assistants did.
        
       | jccalhoun wrote:
       | A pair of red shouldered hawks have nested near me this summer
       | and it has been really fun to see them flying around or perched
       | up in trees or once the fence outside my bedroom. They are loud
       | though.
        
         | clairity wrote:
         | i was mesmerized just yesterday by a hawk circling lazily over
         | my LA neighborhood and crying out in regular intervals (the
         | same piercing call from a western or historical wuxia film). i
         | couldn't tell if it was distressed, hunting, or just being a
         | hawk.
        
       | zoomablemind wrote:
       | _"...Unlike at other, similar hunts, these full days of hawking
       | did not culminate in family-style meals; there were no hunters
       | stirring pots of gamey stew or smothering their chicken-fried
       | squirrels in cream gravy... "_
       | 
       | I'm trying to understand if this really means the hunters do eat
       | squirrels on other occasions? How is it chicken-fried?
       | 
       | Btw, the other day I was a surprised observer of a large grey
       | bird trying to snatch a live squirrel righ off a relatively busy
       | kids playground. I thought it was an owl, now think it could've
       | been some transient hawk. The attack was unsuccessful, the brave
       | rodent waved just in time to evade, then busily continued its
       | foraging... Wonder how a big-city squirrel can acquire a pray-
       | bird evasion skills or this knowledge is somehow hereditary?
        
         | giardini wrote:
         | zoomablemind says _> "I'm trying to understand if this really
         | means the hunters do eat squirrels on other occasions? How is
         | it chicken-fried?"<_
         | 
         | Most squirrel hunters eat squirrel. Most prepare it like fried
         | chicken. But since most squirrels are smaller than an adult
         | chicken you need more squirrels to make a meal.
         | 
         | Squirrel is tastier than chicken. Its more challenging to hunt
         | squirrel than to either harvest or shop for a chicken.
         | 
         | Perhaps Popeye's will someday feature "chicken-fried squirrel",
         | making me both fatter and lazier.
        
           | zoomablemind wrote:
           | If squirrel meat is anything like rabbit's, it is low fat. So
           | the danger may be mostly from the Popeye's added oils.
           | Otherwise I'd be concerned more about "rabbit meat
           | starvation" aka protein poisoning [1].
           | 
           | [1]: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning
        
         | adrianmonk wrote:
         | > _if this really means the hunters do eat squirrels on other
         | occasions_
         | 
         | I don't know if these same people do, but yes, people eat
         | squirrel. I've had it once when a relative served it to us.
         | 
         | They lived in a rural area, and they would often hunt for food.
         | I think one Thanksgiving we had wild turkey. Anyway, I'm not
         | aware of a store-bought squirrel option.
         | 
         | > _How is it chicken-fried?_
         | 
         | It means you prepare it just like you would prepare fried
         | chicken.
         | 
         | In Texas, this means you: (1) dip the pieces in a milk/egg
         | mixture (can be buttermilk), (2) coat them in seasoned flour,
         | then (3) fry them in a skillet on the stove, turning a few
         | times since you're not deep frying.
         | 
         | That would have been how it was prepared when I had it.
        
         | forgotmypw17 wrote:
         | Hawks are not that uncommon in urban land, even Manhattan has a
         | handful hawks.
         | 
         | Many tactics for avoiding predators are indeed taught from
         | parent to child. I know it's true for bunnies, so I'd guess
         | squirrels are no different.
         | 
         | However, even without any prior training, imagine if you
         | yourself saw a giant bird of prey (bigger than you) coming at
         | you from above, you'd probably do your best to get the heck out
         | of the way, wouldn't you?
        
           | zoomablemind wrote:
           | What was really amazing is that the squirrel did not run away
           | and up a tree like it does when encountering a dog. Just
           | waved a few inches side to side and just kept very much on
           | the same spot were it was foraging the instant the bird
           | attacked, like another day in the office. Such a badass
           | squirrel indeed!
        
             | clairity wrote:
             | that doesn't always work. i once hit a squirrel with a
             | football that i was sure it was going to dodge. but after
             | scampering back and forth, it dodged right into the path of
             | the football at the last moment. it didn't appear to be
             | hurt, and scurried away afterwards, but i still felt really
             | bad about it.
        
         | throwanem wrote:
         | I've had squirrel, though not chicken-fried. It was gamey but
         | not bad, more like rabbit than venison. ("Chicken-fried" just
         | means breaded and fried cutlets of something that isn't
         | chicken. Often served back home with white sausage gravy, and
         | just the thing for supper on a chilly night.)
         | 
         | Hawks will take more than squirrels. My mom carries a pistol to
         | let her dog out - he's a Shih Tzu, well within the size range
         | of prey a redtail will stoop on, and it has been a problem
         | before - and her chickens occasionally benefit from a little
         | anti-air fire as well.
         | 
         | Urban environments can be well suited to raptors, especially
         | those with a habit of preying on birds. Peregrine falcons nest
         | in a fair number of our structures, one of which is visible
         | from my front porch, and Cooper's and sharp-shinned hawks are
         | frequent visitors; while as accipiters these latter favor
         | taking passerines on the wing, they won't shy from taking
         | mammal prey. Squirrels are fast and agile, and big raptors can
         | have a hard time giving chase after a failed stoop, so it isn't
         | as one-sided a contest as it might seem.
        
         | chasd00 wrote:
         | When I was about 10 a friend and I killed a squirrel with an
         | air gun. As punishment his mom made him skin it and my mom
         | cooked it and made us eat it. Iirc it tasted sort of like
         | chicken.
        
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