[HN Gopher] Norm Macdonald's story about the first time he met B...
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       Norm Macdonald's story about the first time he met Bob Dylan
        
       Author : apophatic
       Score  : 87 points
       Date   : 2021-10-10 19:56 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
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       | arketyp wrote:
       | I feel like I missed the punchline.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | ProAm wrote:
         | It's a parable to today's startup/SV atmosphere.
        
         | happytoexplain wrote:
         | It's not intended as humor (I assume - I would never claim
         | anything about Norm Macdonald with 100% confidence).
        
           | samtheprogram wrote:
           | I believe it is intended as humor -- the whole joke is that
           | the story is fabricated, and he himself is deceiving you with
           | fiction as a typist himself.
           | 
           | Of course, like you, I'm not 100% sure I'm right as with many
           | of Norm's gags.
        
             | coldtea wrote:
             | > _the whole joke is that the story is fabricated, and he
             | himself is deceiving you with fiction as a typist himself._
             | 
             | That would be a pretty lousy joke by Norm's standards.
        
               | samtheprogram wrote:
               | Some of Norm's jokes are intentionally very long with a
               | lousy punchline, making them funnier... which I could see
               | in this case because the story was told with every
               | sentence in its own tweet, making it painful to read
               | chronologically (and possibly adding another element to
               | the "typist" bit).
               | 
               | But in the other cases usually the joke is much more
               | obvious, so again, I'm not sure.
        
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         | ericmcer wrote:
         | Norm was pretty big into literature, especially the Russians. I
         | wouldn't be surprised if he had aspirations to be a writer and
         | the style of this piece is for aesthetic and not humorous
         | purposes.
        
       | defen wrote:
       | It's worth noting that Norm was a committed fabulist (I say this
       | as his #7 fan). He would lie about anything and everything, to
       | the point that it's impossible for an outsider to tell what is
       | the real Norm Macdonald and what is the character "Norm
       | Macdonald". He has at least 2 "meeting Bob Dylan" stories that
       | are completely different.
        
         | throwawayboise wrote:
         | His "I'm a deeply closeted gay man" bit was hysterical. He had
         | Larry King completely confused when he did it in one of his
         | interviews.
        
         | ethbr0 wrote:
         | It's like he understood how the Internet would work, before
         | there was an Internet. :)
        
         | SV_BubbleTime wrote:
         | This was the point of his book (one of?) that he wanted to tell
         | some stories but probably legally couldn't, so he sprinkled
         | some truths in and called the whole thing made up. It's pretty
         | practical way to be a celebrity IMO.
        
           | defen wrote:
           | I asked him about this once. The primary reason it was
           | structured the way it was, was that he wanted to write a
           | novel but couldn't get any publishers to take him seriously
           | as an author. They only wanted a memoir, so he published a
           | metafictional one.
        
         | monocasa wrote:
         | "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story"
        
           | olivermarks wrote:
           | Reminds me of Frank Abagnale, Jr. ('Catch me if you can') who
           | despite making p the story of his life is actually a security
           | consultant and has made millions out of his 'life story'
           | https://whyy.org/segments/the-greatest-hoax-on-earth/
        
         | josefrichter wrote:
         | Yeah that's why everyone says now "I didn't even know he was
         | sick" - Norm couldn't really tell anyone even if he had wanted.
         | No one would believe him. I also clearly remember him saying
         | "I'm 68 years old now" in one of his standup, getting a round
         | of applause in return.
        
           | rectang wrote:
           | That happened with Andy Kaufman, too -- long after he had
           | passed, many people maintained that the cancer was a long-con
           | put-on and he was in fact still alive.
        
         | throwawaynorm wrote:
         | if you listen to the conan podcast where they reminisce about
         | norm, the producer indicates that norm actually did stay with
         | bob dylan and hang out at his place. so this could be true and
         | removed at dylan's request. what's up in the air is whether or
         | not the producer got his info from norm / real events, or
         | twitter/entertainment news...
        
         | emmelaich wrote:
         | Two things that indicate for me the fabulism.
         | 1. Book of Job favorite book?  Not impossible but. ...       2.
         | References to the "original" Book of Job.  No such think AFAIK.
         | 3. The three friends in the story match the three others in the
         | book of Job.       4. Elihu possibly matches the old man with
         | the funny story.
        
         | IAmGraydon wrote:
         | I've known a few people like this and I always got the feeling
         | that it was a defense mechanism and they were deeply afraid of
         | people finding out who they really are as a person.
        
           | vlunkr wrote:
           | I think it's a different story when you're a professional
           | comedian.
        
       | Kenji wrote:
       | Sounds very much like a personal cult.
        
       | mediocregopher wrote:
       | Norm Macdonald writes like Earnest Hemingway.... I wonder if
       | Earnest was a true writer or just a typist.
        
         | glaucon wrote:
         | I was thinking that too, in fact I wondered whether in some way
         | the writing style was intended to be humorous ? Probably not. I
         | don't know who Norm Macdonald is except for some reason in the
         | last few weeks YouTube thinks I might be interested in him.
         | Just another YT puzzle.
         | 
         | Oh, OK, I'm sorry, he's died recently, hence the YT prompts. 61
         | doesn't seem very old.
        
           | poszlem wrote:
           | The reason is that Norm died a few days ago, I guess people
           | have been rediscovering his content which pushes it up in the
           | algorithm.
        
             | shmageggy wrote:
             | > a few days ago
             | 
             | Just shy of a month actually. Sept 14
        
       | Invictus0 wrote:
       | I love norm but I'm not reading these tiny images on Twitter
        
         | adrianmonk wrote:
         | Twitter's inscrutable, baffling UI strikes again. Direct links
         | to the images are easier to read:
         | 
         | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBRaTBWVUAIIE8G?format=png&name=...
         | 
         | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBRacxMVQAMMj6S?format=png&name=...
         | 
         | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBRagQtVkAE6CvG?format=png&name=...
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         | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBRakT8VQAI-pJu?format=png&name=...
         | 
         | EDIT: Also, this page has it in text form, though you need to
         | scroll down a way (past several embedded tweets, ironically) to
         | get to it: https://gothamist.com/arts-entertainment/heres-norm-
         | macdonal...
        
         | dang wrote:
         | " _Please don 't complain about website formatting, back-button
         | breakage, and similar annoyances. They're too common to be
         | interesting. Exception: when the author is present. Then
         | friendly feedback might be helpful._"
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
        
         | detritus wrote:
         | I just had a weird experience on mobile where I for a second
         | quite enjoyed spastically swiping left then right, scanning
         | down the lines as if I were some quaint analogue mechanism
         | reading like a human me ght, for the first time.
        
       | josefrichter wrote:
       | Should have asked Bob Dylan whether he owned a doghouse.
        
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       | lqet wrote:
       | Every few weeks, I hunt YouTube for Norm Macdonald material I
       | haven't seen yet. I've been doing this for a few years now. My
       | family usually responds with an eye-rolling "OK..." when I want
       | to imitate one of his long routines, but I had great success over
       | the years with his moth joke [0] and the professor of logic joke
       | [1]. Last week, I wanted to look up some details about his SNL
       | dismissal on Wikipedia and skimming over the article I suddenly
       | realized that some personal details about him were now written in
       | the past tense.
       | 
       | RIP.
       | 
       | [0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxD3pT8C9-A
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       | [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oseqh7SMIvo
        
         | murat124 wrote:
         | Norm had a way of telling jokes. He usually inserted himself
         | into jokes and told them as they were stories from his life.
         | Plus he was an expert at turning silly jokes to great ones and
         | improvizing. For example, the Swedish-German Andy Richter
         | joke[1] where you can see the moment he decided to seize an
         | opportunity to turn something not-funny into funny. I'll miss
         | his way of storytelling and delivery.
         | 
         | [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv67QgVSqkk
        
         | jancsika wrote:
         | > his moth joke [0] and the professor of logic joke [1]
         | 
         | You may already know this, but those are his versions of old
         | street jokes. Comedians often fill time with short street jokes
         | that have been told for decades (often to connect between
         | longer bits), but Norm is one of the few who decided he would
         | stretch one to fill an _entire_ interview.
         | 
         | He also filled an entire Comedy Central Roast appearance with
         | mundane jokes that he took from one of those silly "101 Jokes"
         | books. Many of the jokes were so out of date they made puns on
         | tech that is no longer used (like some joke that depended on
         | the audience understanding that "Underwood" was a popular
         | typewriter company back in the day.)
         | 
         | Somewhat related-- there's a video somewhere of Andy Kaufman
         | essentially throwing an entire Saturday Night Live audition. He
         | does a nervous recitation of a long, shitty monologue based on
         | lyrics from a crappy 70s pop song, repeats it _twice_ (making
         | exactly the same mistakes each time), then recites the opening
         | to the old Superman tv show in a purposely bad southern accent.
         | Norm obviously did his pranks in an attempt to entertain an
         | audience, but I cannot figure out what Kaufman 's motive was in
         | his audition. In any case, I found it hilarious and Norm was
         | obviously greatly influenced by a lot of Kaufman's stuff.
        
           | ethbr0 wrote:
           | > _a video somewhere of Andy Kaufman essentially throwing an
           | entire Saturday Night Live audition_
           | 
           | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMjXZUKUQEk
           | 
           | I mean, aside from the obvious end-of-sentence punches, the
           | southern accent isn't that bad. Especially for someone who
           | grew up in NYC and Boston(?).
        
       | blackearl wrote:
       | I'd recommend Norm's book _Based on a True Story_. It has a
       | similar, dreamlike feel to it and is a confusing and fun read.
        
       | AlbertCory wrote:
       | The "tell" would be if he said those other men were The Band, but
       | he didn't know that at the time.
        
         | coldtea wrote:
         | Why would they be the Band? If such a meeting took place it
         | would be at the 90s or 00s, long after the Band wasn't with
         | Bob.
        
           | AlbertCory wrote:
           | As I _said_ , that's how you'd know it was fake.
        
       | apophatic wrote:
       | Some background: https://gothamist.com/arts-entertainment/heres-
       | norm-macdonal...
        
         | dhosek wrote:
         | The whole tweeting and deleting part is pure magic.
        
           | bellyfullofbac wrote:
           | Wow, if it really was a sentence per tweet, that would've
           | been really obnoxious.
        
       | a_d wrote:
       | Norm is the Bob Dylan of comedy.
        
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