[HN Gopher] Coping with the Clutter of Houseplants
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       Coping with the Clutter of Houseplants
        
       Author : richardatlarge
       Score  : 21 points
       Date   : 2021-09-30 20:06 UTC (2 hours ago)
        
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       | mdoms wrote:
       | For some context on why this person is so keen on selling
       | houseplants, New Zealand is currently undergoing an absolutely
       | absurd houseplant bubble. Variegated monstera plants are selling
       | for north of $20,000[0] in some cases, and well over $1,000 in
       | ordinary cases[1]. I have no idea what is causing the houseplant
       | bubble, but I can say in my opinion that variegated monsteras are
       | ugly compared to ordinary green monstera plants which grow like
       | weeds and can easily be propagated.
       | 
       | [0] https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/houseplant-sells-on-
       | tra...
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       | [1] https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplace/home-
       | living/outdoor-...
        
       | belval wrote:
       | I could blame the pandemic but as far as I remember I always
       | loved plants so it was really more of a reason to go crazy. I
       | went from 4-5 potted plant to over 35 in the span of a year and
       | half.
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       | Actually taking care of plants in the sense that you fertilize
       | them correctly, only mist the one that needs to be provide the
       | right amount of sunlight, etc... is a really fun and inexpensive
       | hobby.
        
         | mstade wrote:
         | Same here, though I'm in the lower tens, not quite as high as
         | over 35. It's a learning experience for sure, but he joy of
         | seeing a living thing thrive in your home is wonderful.
         | 
         | That said, it really makes me anxious to be away from home for
         | more than a couple of days now. Have you looked into any
         | automation solutions to deal with watering etc.? I've resorted
         | to buying a few bottles of wine for my neighbors so they agree
         | to take care of them, but not quite dared to hook up an
         | automated watering system, for fear of coming home to an
         | apartment full of water everywhere.. :o)
        
           | belval wrote:
           | Same here, I had to leave for 2 weeks and had a family member
           | take care of the watering. As far as automated watering goes
           | I don't think that there is a good solution that scales for
           | potted plants. I do however have an hydroponic NFT system
           | that is hooked to a larger pump and reservoir system with
           | artificial lights. I use home assistant to manage the lights,
           | pump and camera so I am able to control it remotely.
        
             | danielheath wrote:
             | You can get glass bulbs with a straw that sticks down into
             | the soil; air pressure prevents them draining quickly so
             | the better ones take a week or so to deliver 150ml of
             | water.
        
       | rolph wrote:
       | epipremnum is a good beginner plant if you want results:
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epipremnum_aureum
       | 
       | it is not the type that will give good practice keeping plants,
       | as its very tolerant of poor conditions, however it can be an
       | index plant for light intesity.
        
         | noirbot wrote:
         | What do you mean by "index plant for light intensity"? I have
         | one and I've noticed that I've had pretty hard time keeping
         | different vines of it alive, but the plant itself has done
         | fine.
         | 
         | It's definitely touchier than my snake grass. I water that
         | maybe every 2 weeks and it's growing like mad.
        
           | rolph wrote:
           | the leaf colouration will change dark green in lower light,
           | or enhanced yellows and varigation in high light intensity,
           | so if you have no light meter it is an index of where your
           | light intensity is.
           | 
           | yes epipremnum will make trailers but is not great at being a
           | vine, it is better at being a creeper unless you have rain
           | forest like conditions. it will ^tolerate^ repeated dryouts
           | rather than give up, if given time to heal between droughts
           | 
           | extremes of forced growth habit ive seen range from
           | monsterous orchid like with aerial root structures, to life
           | supporting tendrils of bare nodes running several yards away
           | from a single gallon pot to find a slot of light and grow
           | small tufts of leaves at the terminal.
        
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