[HN Gopher] Congratulations, Mini, you made the stupidest turn s...
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       Congratulations, Mini, you made the stupidest turn signals ever
        
       Author : colinprince
       Score  : 671 points
       Date   : 2021-09-26 14:47 UTC (8 hours ago)
        
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       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | Wow what a circular response - people who buy the Mini have no
       | problem with its stupid features. Of course they don't - they
       | bought the car so you know that already.
       | 
       | That Mini rep response sounds like a lame rationalization.
        
         | gkop wrote:
         | Yep plus
         | 
         | > there should be no trouble at all for a driver to understand,
         | _when seeing the full rear of the car_ , which direction is
         | being indicated.
         | 
         | How do they propose to guarantee that the full rear of the car
         | will be visible in all cases when the turn indicator is
         | observed?
        
           | klyrs wrote:
           | Like pulling out of a parallel parking spot? Don't worry,
           | nobody uses their indicators for that anyway...
        
       | mlang23 wrote:
       | I am not a car person, so I wouldnt know, nor have any intuition
       | for it. But are "taillight themed bars" really a think? This
       | sounds so weird.
        
       | nimbius wrote:
       | Mini has always struck me as a gimmick on wheels. In the US The
       | cars sole purpose is an ego stroke for insufferable
       | anglophiles... the kind who refer to every bar as a pub and flog
       | the premier league like some sort of religious talisman.
       | 
       | Its built in mexico, owned by BMW and speaking as someone who
       | makes a living working on cars, is a piece of garbage in ways
       | only BMW could aspire to achieve. Agonizing turbo locations, self
       | destructing interference engines that exist to skirt the warranty
       | claims department, and a transmission configuration that makes a
       | lada look positively formula one by comparison.
       | 
       | And now finally the Union jack themes come to bite them in the
       | ass. Save your money and buy a Mazda CX crossover.
        
       | malyk wrote:
       | So the left turn signal is an arrow pointing to the right? And
       | the right turn signal is an arrow pointing to the left?
       | 
       | How does that pass, well, anything at all without someone saying
       | "that might not be the best idea"!
        
         | chrisseaton wrote:
         | How could anyone be confused? They're on the side the car is
         | turning - like every other turn signal you've seen in your
         | entire life.
        
           | atty wrote:
           | If I were behind that I would not be perpetually confused.
           | But I'd sure as hell have a split second of confusion, and
           | generally we try to avoid those sorts of situations when
           | driving.
        
           | chriswait wrote:
           | The article talks about this: "Now, I think the vast majority
           | of drivers will understand what's going on and treat them as
           | normal blinking turn indicators, but these indicators hurt
           | your brain, at least a little bit"
           | 
           | I think you are interpreting "confused" as "I can't tell
           | which way the car is turning", while everyone else is talking
           | about "This UX forces me to use my brain when I shouldn't
           | have to".
        
             | chrisseaton wrote:
             | I guess I don't know what the author thinks they mean about
             | 'hurt your brain'.
        
               | edoceo wrote:
               | Cognitive Dissonance.
        
               | fortyseven wrote:
               | Sure, go ahead and play stupid.
        
               | chrisseaton wrote:
               | To be honest I think the author is playing stupid
               | pretending to be confused by a simple indicator light.
        
               | mthoms wrote:
               | Safety features should not be fun or cheeky. They should
               | be intuitive and obvious.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroop_effect
        
               | lost-found wrote:
               | They specifically address this in the article. You're
               | being willfully obtuse.
        
               | andrewflnr wrote:
               | I think the author is more accurately simulating how his
               | brain will feel when he's flying down the road, tracking
               | the trajectories of the very fast metal boxes surrounding
               | him, and suddenly encounters a non-standard ambiguous
               | signal. Turn signal decoding should be instant and
               | unconscious, and this mini signal disrupts that. If
               | anything I think he's understating the risks.
        
               | torstenvl wrote:
               | Dishonesty is unbecoming.
        
               | chriswait wrote:
               | Yeah, I don't think they're literally meaning "hurt"
               | here.
               | 
               | Maybe a better analogy is where you're having a
               | conversation with someone, and they throw in a double-
               | negative. It's not like you're literally unable to work
               | it out, but you need to engage with it consciously for a
               | second. In a high-stakes conversation, that's just
               | something that's good to avoid.
               | 
               | A memorable example of this for me (if a bit of a
               | tangent) was when Felix Baumgartner was doing his mega
               | parachute jump, and they kept screwing up the comms for
               | which direction the wind was coming from / going in:
               | https://youtu.be/rNhmYaWiPEk?t=4200 (by convention,
               | people talk about wind in terms of the direction they
               | come _from_ ).
               | 
               | I think the whole thing here is that driving involves a
               | lot of modelling other drivers and their intentions, so
               | our tolerance for bad UX that requires conscious thought
               | should be really low.
        
               | icedchai wrote:
               | The phrase is very common in the US. You've never heard
               | someone say "this code hurts my brain" ?
        
           | roamerz wrote:
           | I had to just laugh at your comment. It's either brilliant
           | sarcasm or you just might be the guy that designed this.
        
             | chrisseaton wrote:
             | No not joking. They seem to follow the same predictable
             | pattern as every other turn signal I've ever seen. Not sure
             | what the fuss is.
        
               | mthoms wrote:
               | Now imagine you've never seen this before and you're
               | driving in fog so thick that you can only see the light
               | and _not_ the car.
        
               | Toutouxc wrote:
               | Okay, maybe your brain is wired differently, just like
               | the brain of the designer who created the lights.
               | 
               | The position of the light on the car is a signal for my
               | brain, but it takes some processing. If it's on the right
               | side of the vehicle, my brain evaluates that to "right"
               | and vice versa, but maybe it's a short car, like a Smart
               | ForTwo or a Fiat 500, and I'm looking at its side, so the
               | right-hand-side indicator is left from the "center of
               | perceived mass", but in that case there should be another
               | smaller light somewhere around the side-view mirror and
               | hmmm, yeah, it's turning right. It just takes a tiny bit
               | of processing power and a tiny bit of time.
               | 
               | But an arrow, boy, I've been looking at arrows all my
               | life. They've been telling me where to go at the train
               | station, which way to turn on Google Maps and sometimes
               | even literally which way to turn the steering wheel, on
               | the outside of a sharp turn. An arrow requires no
               | additional processing and is a strong, unmistakable
               | signal.
               | 
               | So what my brain sees on that Mini flashing its left
               | indicator is something like "Car turning left, btw
               | RIGHT".
        
               | gokhan wrote:
               | There's this trick question among children here. One
               | makes the other repeat "white" ten times and immediately
               | asks "What do cows drink?". The answer is almost always
               | milk. It might even be working without repeating white
               | part [1].
               | 
               | You should have encountered many situations like this
               | before, simple tasks creating cognitive load, how can't
               | you know what the fuss is?
               | 
               | [1] https://slate.com/human-interest/2015/01/what-do-
               | cows-drink-...
        
               | _dain_ wrote:
               | but cows do drink milk ..
        
               | cortesoft wrote:
               | They do not follow the pattern if every other turn signal
               | you have seen, because no other turn signal has an arrow
               | pointing in the opposite direction of what it is
               | indicating.
               | 
               | Can you really not understand how that might cause a
               | moment of confusion? You see a turn signal like normal,
               | but then you notice it is pointing in a different
               | direction... you don't think that might make some people
               | pause for an instant and think?
               | 
               | We are used to both turn signals and arrows being used to
               | indicate direction... when they contradict each other, it
               | is going to get past our automatic brain and make us
               | think, which is bad when driving.
        
               | jakeinspace wrote:
               | I agree! In fact, I'm sick of red meaning stop, and green
               | meaning go for traffic lights. After all, this is
               | redundant information, we all know the arrangement. Why
               | not swap up the colors for fun?
               | 
               | This idea is only slightly worse than using wrong-
               | pointing arrows for turn signals.
        
           | Scarbutt wrote:
           | I bet you are fun at parties.
        
           | indentit wrote:
           | And if one tail light isn't working in the dark, or the view
           | of one is obstructed, what then?
        
           | exporectomy wrote:
           | Then what does this flashing arrow on the back of the vehicle
           | mean?
           | 
           | https://trafficsafetyzone.com/product/magnetic-led-
           | direction...
           | 
           | or this which looks a lot more like the Mini indicator:
           | 
           | https://www.duluthnewstribune.com/business/2304413-red-
           | light...
           | 
           | Of course you can work it out with context and time, but are
           | you sure your reflexes can work it all out quickly?
        
             | chrisseaton wrote:
             | The Mini indicators don't look like arrows to me. They look
             | just like basic indicators. I don't know what else to say?
             | 
             | To be honest I think people are massively exaggerating how
             | confusing they are for fun Internet outrage points. People
             | calling for people to be sacked and things. Crazy.
        
           | input_sh wrote:
           | They're shaped like arrows pointing the opposite way, and
           | we've had arrows for directions long before we had turn
           | signals. If I ever see one of those in the street you bet
           | I'll be confused for a split second. Being confused even for
           | a split second is not a great thing when you're driving a two
           | ton vehicle.
        
           | young_unixer wrote:
           | Please, do the stroop test and tell me you don't get confused
           | by the incongruence.
        
           | shreddit wrote:
           | Let's talk again in the dark and something like 100m away
        
           | jobigoud wrote:
           | > like every other turn signal you've seen in your entire
           | life.
           | 
           | You don't know a priori that they work like other turn
           | signals.
           | 
           | You are presented with a new paradigm. Blinking side AND
           | arrow direction. All bets are off. You now have to decide
           | whether they indeed kept them on the right side or if they
           | innovated and it's the arrows that are right.
        
             | chrisseaton wrote:
             | > All bets are off.
             | 
             | It's a turn signal on a car. It's not the enigma you're
             | making it out to be. Thousands of these on the road for
             | like a decade. Absolutely nobody is actually confused.
             | 
             | A whole lot of people pretending to be mystified for some
             | reason in this thread.
        
               | _dain_ wrote:
               | Do you honestly not comprehend the difference between
               | being able to think about this for as long as you want
               | and post comments on HackerNews, and having to make a
               | split-second decision while driving at high speed?
        
           | pests wrote:
           | Just looking at the video in the tweet had me slightly
           | confused. Arrows are powerful.
           | 
           | It's like those puzzles or quiz's or whatnot that have the
           | word "red" written in a blue font. Of course everyone can
           | read the word, but in split second decisions the brain is
           | going to grab whichever details it can.
        
           | sbarre wrote:
           | What if you're in foggy weather or bad rain and can't
           | properly see the car in front of you, and you see a "arrow
           | pointing left" flashing ahead... Not only is the arrow
           | pointing in the wrong direction but you may incorrectly
           | assume that the vehicle itself is to the right of that light
           | when it is in fact to the left of it.
           | 
           | Signals are most important in reduced vision conditions, and
           | this reduces the reliability of those signals.
           | 
           | Surely you understand this.
        
             | macintux wrote:
             | Especially given how many cars have faulty lights, so that
             | might literally be the only indicator you can see of a
             | vehicle in front of you.
        
         | ryandrake wrote:
         | I've worked in places where, if it's a senior VIP's idea,
         | _nobody_ questions it. You just do it. Doesn 't matter if it's
         | good, clever, high-value, safe, ethical, legal, or even
         | possible. You just do it and don't ask why, or so much as hint
         | that it's a terrible idea. Everyone just whistles and pretends
         | it's great. I would hope that this wouldn't be the case in a
         | car company, where safety needs to be a huge part of the whole
         | process, but I've never worked there.
        
           | danuker wrote:
           | In Kaizen, if you don't find a problem, there is a problem.
           | Might as well point out the problem.
           | 
           | https://harishsnotebook.wordpress.com/2015/08/16/what-do-
           | you...
        
         | GhostVII wrote:
         | They probably designed the car with Europe regulations in mind
         | first, and then rather than try and design an entirely new
         | brake light for the US just took the lazy/cheap way and lit up
         | the other two available light bars.
        
           | siva7 wrote:
           | I wonder what kind of company culture exists at mini that no
           | one had the power to step und say that this might be not a
           | good idea
        
           | IshKebab wrote:
           | Is that really the case? In the UK at least indicators have
           | to be orange, so they are easy to distinguish from brake
           | lights. I find it insane that there are cars with red
           | indicators like this one. Definitely couldn't be sold in the
           | UK.
        
             | AnssiH wrote:
             | The article writer believes EU spec indicators are just
             | horizontal (amber) lines so they would not have the issue.
             | 
             | But presumably those would be too small for US rules so
             | they lit additional segments, making the arrow, which is
             | what the parent commenter referred to.
        
               | u801e wrote:
               | > But presumably those would be too small for US rules so
               | they lit additional segments
               | 
               | I've seen various Tesla models that just use a single
               | horizontal line of LEDs (either amber or red on color)
               | for their turn signals in the US.
        
       | WalterBright wrote:
       | Reminds me of official aviation-speak where "takeoff power" means
       | firewall the throttle, for things like taking off. Until one day
       | the copilot heard it as "take off power" and chopped the
       | throttle, resulting in a crash. Military aviation had to learn
       | that the hard way, too.
       | 
       | These sort of mistakes seem stupidly obvious, but it's only when
       | you see it. For example, on Windows 95 the "turn off" button was
       | infamously labeled "Start".
        
       | seandoe wrote:
       | Are there no regulatory agencies that review new car designs?
       | Like if a car is to be imported into country X, besides meeting
       | all established regulations (emissions, safety, etc), there isn't
       | anybody who gives it even a once over? This will undoubtedly
       | cause an accident at some point. It'd be interesting to know how
       | a design like this made it from whoever's idea all the way to
       | production.
        
       | mattbee wrote:
       | The headline & picture made me laugh because I've seen these for
       | years in the UK and never seen them as arrows. Actually looking
       | at these lights as sold in the UK, they have a vertical bar on
       | the inside, so it's not quite as "arrowy" - e.g.
       | https://cdn.bmwblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/P90289429...
       | 
       | I'm not sure what the motivation is for the redesign, it does
       | look less Union Jack-like.
        
       | MattRix wrote:
       | I'm on mobile so I don't have ads blocked and Jalopnik is just
       | awful to read. There's a giant ad every sentence or two. The
       | modern web is a disaster.
        
         | busymom0 wrote:
         | I find reader mode helps in such articles. I have set my hacker
         | news app to automatically use reader mode when available.
        
         | pokstad wrote:
         | It's free content. If it was in a plain text file with no ads
         | Jalopnik wouldn't get paid.
        
         | travoc wrote:
         | Install AdGuard on your mobile device and the web becomes
         | usable again.
        
       | allenu wrote:
       | I laughed out loud as soon as I saw the gif of the turn signal.
       | This is an unintentional Stroop test in a place where you need to
       | have absolute clarity.
        
       | gcanyon wrote:
       | There are so many use cases where this could cause confusion, and
       | actually risk an accident. I thought when I read the headline
       | that I had a reasonable idea how bad it would be, but it was so
       | much worse.
        
       | adolph wrote:
       | The Mini turn signals are close but not quite as annoying as GM's
       | "reverse" light on when vehicle unlocked.
       | 
       | https://www.motor1.com/news/233379/gm-reverse-lights-annoyin...
        
       | anotherboffin wrote:
       | Slightly off topic, but FWIW the website is also a mess. You're
       | allowed to read one sentence at a time as they're interspersed
       | with ads, autoplaying videos and sign-up forms.
        
       | u801e wrote:
       | There are even worse implementations. In the US and Canada where
       | red color rear turn signals are permitted as a cost saving
       | measure, you will see implementations where you have to discern a
       | blinking red light surrounded by an illuminated solid red light
       | (when the brakes are applied).
        
       | snthd wrote:
       | Presumably the original amber lights are too small to be legal.
       | Changing the LED colour is the smallest possible localisation.
       | 
       | https://www.acarplace.com/2018/01/index/
       | 
       | >Stylists don't deserve all the blame. In America, the brake
       | light and rear turn signal must each have a lit lens area of at
       | least 50 cm2 (73/4 in2). The American regulation calls this lit
       | lens area "EPLLA" for Effective Projected Luminous Lens Area.
       | This minimum-size requirement doesn't exist outside America. It's
       | not such a big deal on a large vehicle where there's plenty of
       | space for a large rear lamp, but on smaller rear lamps space is
       | at a premium. There often isn't room for two lamps of at least 50
       | cm2, so that makes a design constraint.
       | 
       | >American regs say rear turn signals can be implemented by
       | flashing the brake light, so the automaker needs to have only one
       | lamp of at least 50 cm2 per side. Problem solved; the red
       | combination brake/tail/turn lamp is legal
        
         | LeifCarrotson wrote:
         | There's plenty of room, the Mini is 56" high and 68" wide.
         | There's space for two lights each smaller than a soda can.
         | 
         | The stylists and sales targets have more weight than safety-
         | minded regulators or consumers, so the stylists can veto any
         | changes that add a color like yellow or increase the size of
         | the lights.
        
       | siva7 wrote:
       | In Psychology there is Stroop Effect. Remember the funny game
       | when asked to name the color of the word it takes longer and is
       | more prone to errors when the color of the ink does not match the
       | name of the color? I guess this design can only happen because no
       | regulator thought that a car manufacturer could be THAT dumb.
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroop_effect
        
         | gryson wrote:
         | The Stroop Effect is the first thing I thought as well. "Mixed
         | signals" like this just increase cognitive load and lead to
         | more errors.
        
         | daniel_reetz wrote:
         | You're right! This is a brilliant example of the Stroop Effect.
        
       | marcosdumay wrote:
       | > That's probably too far. I don't really think these are
       | actually hurting anyone.
       | 
       | It's a car. Any stupid thing one does in a car hurts people.
        
       | fctorial wrote:
       | This should be illegal because it's going to cause accidents.
       | Someone behind one of these cars is going to get distracted and
       | crash.
        
       | dzonga wrote:
       | someone sat down, designed those tail-lights. and got all the
       | subordinates to nod, in agreement. then they later went to their
       | husband / wife and little kids with a smug on their face like
       | they did a good job.
        
         | jdavis703 wrote:
         | Do you know this for a fact? Because it could've been some
         | executive told the designer to make a Union Jack blinker. And
         | the designer dutifully did their job, even though they thought
         | it was stupid.
        
           | mthoms wrote:
           | Who's to say the parents comment isn't describing said
           | executive?
        
           | pfortuny wrote:
           | sorry but honesty is a big _part_ of your duty.
        
       | scrose wrote:
       | This will suck primarily for cyclists and motorcyclists
       | approaching intersections. Most of the time they won't be
       | directly behind a vehicle and will instead be off to the left or
       | right and may only see a single side before overtaking a driver.
        
       | quantum_state wrote:
       | God help the designers and engineers at Mini, Amen!
        
       | Invictus0 wrote:
       | Jalopnik articles are always so bloated, they would be better off
       | as just a Twitter page.
        
       | gtirloni wrote:
       | Doesn't this have to pass a government inspect? How's it even
       | allowed?
        
         | kube-system wrote:
         | Government regulations mostly state that it must have a certain
         | brightness and area. It passes because it meets those
         | requirements.
        
       | snthd wrote:
       | Is there a design advantage to flashing a single brake light as a
       | turn signal?
       | 
       | Conforming to the international norm of amber turn signals would
       | seem to be an obvious win?
        
         | bri3d wrote:
         | In the US, there's a regulation mandating the size of the lit
         | area for the turn signal exceed a certain surface area. The
         | European style amber signal area on most standard-sized or
         | small cars is unlikely to comply. This (and regulations around
         | the amount of red reflector in taillights) is the reason why
         | most Americanized cars get terrible taillights with reused
         | brake lights.
        
         | toast0 wrote:
         | Flashing the brake light saves a wire or two, reduces the bulb
         | count by two, and avoids another bulb housing.
         | 
         | Plus it's allowed in the spec and makes your car look older and
         | more dignified. (Remember when we had to blink our brakelights
         | because times were tough? We're still tough!)
         | 
         | Some pickup trucks are wired for either, and you can swap out
         | the lenses and add a bulb to get separate signals.
        
           | oblio wrote:
           | > Flashing the brake light saves a wire or two, reduces the
           | bulb count by two, and avoids another bulb housing.
           | 
           | So? 20 cents?
        
         | kube-system wrote:
         | It saves $3 worth of parts for the manufacturer.
        
       | alkonaut wrote:
       | Apart from the US (where paper checks still circulate and I
       | assume fax machines are everywhere) are there other places where
       | _blinking the red tail light_ is an acceptable indicator signal?
       | What's wrong with just mandating indicator ligts? Every car
       | manufacturer can make them - because obviously they are required
       | elsewhere - so why go through the trouble and cost of
       | manufacturing a worse solution as well?
        
       | ashtonkem wrote:
       | I don't often say this: someone should be fired for this. That is
       | a shockingly bad choice that might endanger your customers lives.
        
         | sschueller wrote:
         | Just like the capacitive touch turn signal buttons on the new
         | Tesla yet for what ever reason that's OK...
        
       | PaulHoule wrote:
       | On my drawing board I've conceived an LED matrix sign to go in
       | the back window of my car.
       | 
       | That could do a good job of turn signals, warnings for
       | tailgaters, etc. I think putting up a message like "I support my
       | local police department" might lead me to getting stopped.
       | 
       | One trouble I see is that the view out the back would be
       | partially obscured, Probably the light strips would spaced such
       | that 50% or so of light could get through, but if the strips were
       | lit up either by themselves or something else contrast would be
       | impaired. It would probably be OK with a rear-view camera but I
       | wouldn't want to argue about that with the cops.
       | 
       | So for now I'll stick with a single LED strip mounted on the side
       | that can replace my car's image with a McLaren F1 if somebody
       | looks at it at just the right time in the right way.
        
       | hellbannedguy wrote:
       | I don't care about the turn signals.
       | 
       | The mechanical problems are another story.
       | 
       | I have never met a satisfied Mini owner after 70k.
        
       | cjbenedikt wrote:
       | My humble take: it's actually not meant to be an arrow - although
       | it does indeed look like one - but the part of the embedded Union
       | Jack that lights up.
        
         | Jtsummers wrote:
         | I mean, that's not a humble take, that's what the article is
         | about. That the use of the Union Jack has had the side effect
         | of making the lights into arrows, but on the wrong side (when
         | seen as arrows, which is a natural interpretation). Not that
         | they were intended to be arrows.
        
       | sporkland wrote:
       | As a regular bike commuter, and a person that used to want to buy
       | a mini. I've found mini drivers to be some of the most
       | aggressive, most impatient on the road. I assume it's because
       | they are acting out some Le mans fantasy to my detriment.
        
       | titzer wrote:
       | Just drive upside down.
        
       | exabrial wrote:
       | The turn signals on new Kias that are 11" off the ground on the
       | lowest part of the bumper are ridiculously hard to spot and after
       | fall below the line of vision.
        
       | siva7 wrote:
       | First time i seriously thought someone pretty high in the chain
       | should get fired over a design
        
       | petee wrote:
       | I think the Ford/GM thing of using the brake lights also as the
       | turn signal is far more dangerous -- when the brakes are on, a
       | turn signal just turns the single light off. In traffic stopping
       | quickly, and you can only see one light, you have a fraction of a
       | second to determine if the car is stopping or changing lanes.
       | 
       | I see this in traffic all the time, and nearly been hit by cars
       | that look like they are braking but actually changing lanes. Why
       | are separate light colors not mandated?
        
         | u801e wrote:
         | > Why are separate light colors not mandated?
         | 
         | They are mandated in any country that uses UNECE regulations
         | for vehicle lighting. In the US and Canada, red turn signals
         | are allowed as a cost saving measure. That's why you can see
         | high end luxury cars with LED tail lamp clusters that have red
         | rear turn signals in the US.
        
       | ChuckMcM wrote:
       | It would be fun to pull datasets of collision data based on this
       | version of mini and earlier versions to see if there is a
       | statistical increase in damage to cars while that are currently
       | in a move that used a turn signal.
        
       | SergeAx wrote:
       | I beleive a term "stupid" is more suitable for drivers who may
       | think that blinking on the right side of the car may indicate a
       | left turn because of the LED pattern.
        
       | amelius wrote:
       | Good example of when form over function is a bad idea. This will
       | end up in product design textbooks.
        
       | mdavis6890 wrote:
       | The main issue here is that, much like 4000w HID headlights, they
       | only irritate others, not the owner/purchaser of the vehicle, who
       | may not even be aware of what their rear turn indicators look
       | like, or that there is anything wrong with them.
        
         | macintux wrote:
         | Or like the dashes that light at night even when your
         | headlights aren't but your DRLs are, so you are completely
         | unaware you have no taillights and it's very difficult to
         | discover otherwise.
        
       | rayiner wrote:
       | How did those make it into production?!
        
         | CamperBob2 wrote:
         | Nobody cared enough to say something.
         | 
         | When that happens in the aircraft industry, there are
         | consequences, but the car business is different, I guess.
        
       | wly_cdgr wrote:
       | Absolutely horrid design that is going to fucking kill people.
       | Like, so bad that it deserves to in the next edition of DoET as
       | an example of what not to do. Whoever worked on this should be
       | demoted and the senior person who signed off on it should be
       | fired
       | 
       | Also, Mini's flippant and patronizing cluelessness in response to
       | the OP's concern is appalling. This is 2021 are companies really
       | still thinking "no one else has complained" is a valid defense
       | when it comes to design?
        
       | codeduck wrote:
       | How hard is it to go: oh, the left hand side indicator is
       | blinking. It's possible they might turn left.
       | 
       | It's common bloody sense.
       | 
       | This is honestly manufactured outrage.
        
         | Toutouxc wrote:
         | > oh, the left hand side indicator is blinking. It's possible
         | they might turn left.
         | 
         | Not hard at all, which is why this isn't a problem if you have
         | enough time to think all that.
         | 
         | This is a problem in the tiny minority of cases where it's
         | night, it's raining, you're either going too fast or maybe
         | blinded by someone's high beams and all your brain can process
         | in a split second is BLINKING ARROW LEFT.
        
           | oceliker wrote:
           | If my visibility is impaired for the reasons you mention,
           | then I'm sure I'm not seeing the "arrow" either. Blinking
           | light comes before shape recognition in the visual hierarchy.
        
             | codeduck wrote:
             | Exactly. The shape is likely only just resolvable at a safe
             | highway following distance, whereas you'll see it flashing
             | from further away. Arguably the visual design might even
             | trigger the "something is wrong" reflex and make you pay
             | attention.
        
         | shotta wrote:
         | What if it's dark outside.
         | 
         | Is that a motorcycle? I can't tell. I guess that motorcycle is
         | turning left.
        
           | codeduck wrote:
           | If you're following close enough that this is an issue then
           | you are driving too close for the conditions.
        
           | loloquwowndueo wrote:
           | If it's dark, both rear red lights will be on. It could be
           | motorcycles, if they are really close together but that
           | sounds unlikely.
        
             | codeduck wrote:
             | Even in the event of failed lights, the clusters have
             | reflective sections that will illuminate in response to
             | your own lights.
        
             | shotta wrote:
             | What I failed to articulate (I can't get my brain to boot
             | this morning) is that a decent amount of motorcycles use
             | arrows as their turn indicators. When I see a blinking
             | arrow at night, I assume it's a bike.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | loloquwowndueo wrote:
               | Just be careful, as you can see from this article it
               | might not be the case. Better to be on the lookout and
               | don't assume things :)
        
         | siva7 wrote:
         | It is hard to to go if you factor in basic human psychology.
        
         | hardlianotion wrote:
         | What if one tail light is slightly defective and you're in the
         | dark. Driving is done with the subconscious and this
         | potentially lethal in the wrong circumstance.
        
           | codeduck wrote:
           | If it is so dark that your headlights are not able to
           | illuminate the car ahead's reflectors and numberplate
           | adequately for you to see them, even if it has defective
           | lights, and react in time, then you are traveling too fast
           | for the conditions.
           | 
           | The correct response to something weird or potentially
           | hazardous ahead is to _slow down_ and try to determine what
           | is going on.
        
             | hardlianotion wrote:
             | I am talking about a decision made at design time, not at
             | run time.
        
             | Toutouxc wrote:
             | > then you are traveling too fast for the conditions
             | 
             | Oh, yes, absolutely. But you've already made the mistake
             | and there's nothing to be done anymore. We can either make
             | you and everyone around you pay for your mistakes, or try
             | to make the whole environment as forgiving and as safe as
             | possible. Just like in aviation, navy, software
             | development, or most other industries.
        
       | CountSessine wrote:
       | This reminds me of the colour word test, where you have to say
       | what colour a word is but the word itself is the name of a
       | different colour. The cognitive conflict behind this is called
       | the Stroop Effect and I wonder if this isn't being inflicted on
       | drivers behind these minis.
       | 
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroop_effect
        
       | brunoborges wrote:
       | Why can't the US simply require auto makers to use a damn yellow
       | light for turn signals? This is common in almost every country.
       | Yet in the US (and Canada, btw), we get the stupid Red color for
       | break and turn signals.
       | 
       | Such annoyance.
        
       | booleandilemma wrote:
       | Was I the only one who googled whether taillight-themed
       | nightclubs are a thing?
        
       | daneel_w wrote:
       | How on earth could did this pass QA...
        
       | lttlrck wrote:
       | Personally I find the Audi-style sequential lightshow signals far
       | more stupid - and more distracting.
       | 
       | These look odd in a static image where the reader has been primed
       | by the title, but in real life they are flashing lights on the
       | corner of the car. The animated GIF in the article isn't
       | confusing is it?
        
         | christophilus wrote:
         | It definitely made me double-take. At night, I could see it
         | being a real issue. But I agree about the dumb Audi signals.
        
         | masklinn wrote:
         | > The animated GIF in the article isn't confusing is it?
         | 
         | I would say that it, in fact, is: once you see the arrow
         | pointing the wrong way around it becomes difficult to "unsee"
         | it.
         | 
         | I actually missed the issue in the video, the gif and text made
         | the arrow "pop out", and now I can't unsee the clearly right-
         | pointing arrow blinking at me, from a car which is certainly
         | trying to turn left.
        
       | FridayoLeary wrote:
       | It's cute if it's just mini who does such things (union jack
       | taillights), but it gets tiresome when _every single_ marque
       | feels the need to splatter design elements all over the place in
       | the name of product differentiation. Even the super expensive
       | ones. Like anyone cares less.
        
       | omarqureshi wrote:
       | Since the mini is a BMW and BMW drivers are notorious for never
       | using turn signals, this should not be an issue, right?
        
         | Bud wrote:
         | The MINI is actually not a BMW, although it is true that it is
         | made by BMW. Nor are MINI drivers really very much like BMW
         | drivers, in fact I'd say that overall as a population, they are
         | quite different.
         | 
         | (I had a MINI from 2002-2020. Put about 300k miles on it.)
        
           | flyingfences wrote:
           | MY2013+ Minis are built on the BMW ULK1 platform.
        
             | kmonsen wrote:
             | That's the BMW X1 and x2 right? I feel the "correct" answer
             | is that the X1/2 is actually minis not a proper BMW since
             | they are built on the "mini" platform and are front wheel
             | driven.
        
               | flyingfences wrote:
               | UKL is 1er, 2er, X1, X2, and a few Minis.
        
             | speedgoose wrote:
             | The electric Mini (Mini Cooper SE) is very much a worse but
             | cheaper BMW i3 too.
        
           | icedchai wrote:
           | The Mini and BMW dealers near me are, indeed, separate. They
           | are right next door to each other, and appear to share
           | employees and a repair facility. Strange isn't it?
        
       | estaseuropano wrote:
       | Off topic, but NoScript blocks around 19 JS from different
       | (tracking) sources on this jalopnik article. I will never visit
       | this site again.
        
       | gizdan wrote:
       | Speaking of terrible turn signals, Technology Connections on
       | YouTube did a very informative (though a bit ranting) video on
       | them in the US. Worth a watch and really interesting.
       | 
       | https://youtube.com/watch?v=O1lZ9n2bxWA
        
       | Finnucane wrote:
       | No one in Boston will ever see one, so whatevs.
        
         | jameshart wrote:
         | "The British are turning!"
        
       | fimdomeio wrote:
       | But what was the problem that Mini was trying to solve here? Did
       | they thought that turn signals has they currently exist pose any
       | kind of perception problem?
        
       | caenorst wrote:
       | To whomever is saying that "only position of the light matter" I
       | invite you to try playing a car simulation game where all the
       | arrows are inverted.
       | 
       | Arrows are so well used (especially in the driving context) that
       | the way we react to them is down to subconscious reflex. Imagine
       | that the light is replaced by and neon written ("RIGHT" on the
       | left side, and "LEFT" on the right side)
       | 
       | This is stupid and just plain dangerous.
        
       | Johnny555 wrote:
       | I just checked our new 2022 Mini SE EV, and fortunately, it
       | doesn't have this design. The turn signal is more like a T
       | rotated 90 degrees with the vertical bar towards the inside of
       | the car.
       | 
       | But I do wish it had amber turn signals, I don't know why the USA
       | doesn't make that the standard since it removes all ambiguity
       | with the brake light.
        
         | oblio wrote:
         | My guess? Inertia, cheapness and laziness.
         | 
         | Inertia = it's always been this way.
         | 
         | Cheapness = it would cost manufacturers a few cents more to
         | retool/find new suppliers.
         | 
         | Laziness = it (kinda) works, why touch it?
         | 
         | This might be the Holy Trinity of Mediocrity, it's everywhere.
        
       | pfortuny wrote:
       | But you know, they look so "British"!
       | 
       | That is a true mental clusterfuck.
        
         | jowsie wrote:
         | The really stupid thing is we have these exact same design of
         | lights on the UK delivered Mini's, however it's just the center
         | horizontal bar that flashes orange.
        
           | kube-system wrote:
           | As I understand, US regulations have stricter requirements on
           | the required light surface area. Presumably this design
           | decision was an attempt to meet those requirements.
           | 
           | Audi models in the US also light their taillights in addition
           | to the scrolling bar they have in the EU.
        
         | input_sh wrote:
         | But like they wouldn't be any less British if they pointed the
         | other way.
        
           | masklinn wrote:
           | It would not match the Union Jack pattern.
        
             | NullPrefix wrote:
             | Union Jack with COUNTRYMAN printed inbetween it's two
             | halves isn't Union Jack either.
        
       | jonplackett wrote:
       | I don't even like it when they blink a light that should be
       | permanently on instead of a real indicator.
       | 
       | This is another level of dumb.
        
       | rconti wrote:
       | I'm a taillight enthusiast, but, I must say, it never even
       | occurred to me that these look like an arrow, even after watching
       | the gif.
       | 
       | It's much less awful than the Mini Clubman, which, like so many
       | new vehicles, have decided to install brake lights and signals IN
       | THE BUMPER. My understanding is there's an EU (?) regulation that
       | taillights must be visible when the trunk/hatch is open; eg, for
       | roadside emergencies where you are broken down but are getting
       | things out of the back, your lights must still be visible.
       | 
       | Manufacturers have designed around this by having taillights that
       | go up with the hatch, but still have brake/signal/various lights
       | way down in the bumper. So you'll be driving behind a vehicle,
       | seeing its normal taillights lit up with the headlights, but when
       | they go to brake or signal, segments 2 feet lower come on. The
       | visibility of this 'solution' is far worse than using lights up
       | high. Yes, we have the center-mounted high stop light, but this
       | is a step in the wrong direction, and makes turn signals less
       | visible than ever.
       | 
       | Also, my standard rant, ban red turn signals. They should always
       | and forever be amber, which gets rid of a ton of confusion due to
       | pulsing brake lights.
        
         | masklinn wrote:
         | > It's much less awful than the Mini Clubman, which, like so
         | many new vehicles, have decided to install brake lights and
         | signals IN THE BUMPER. My understanding is there's an EU (?)
         | regulation that taillights must be visible when the trunk/hatch
         | is open; eg, for roadside emergencies where you are broken down
         | but are getting things out of the back, your lights must still
         | be visible.
         | 
         | There's a US reg on the subject: lamps on non-fixed parts of
         | vehicles are considered auxiliary, so any of them must be
         | duplicated on a fixed part of the vehicle.
         | 
         | I don't know about EU regs on the subject, I can't remember
         | seeing lights on the bumper aside from rear fogs.
         | 
         | edit: I think it's allowed in the EU as long as the lights are
         | visible as expected, and interestingly _brake lights are not
         | covered_ , however the bumper workaround is also permitted, per
         | Regulation No 48 SS 5.18 (https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-
         | content/EN/TXT/HTML/?uri=CEL...)
         | 
         | 5.18. Rear position lamps, rear direction-indicators and rear
         | retro-reflectors, triangular as well as non-triangular, may be
         | installed on movable components only:
         | 
         | 5.18.1. If at all fixed positions of the movable components the
         | lamps on the movable components meet all the position,
         | geometric visibility and photometric requirements for those
         | lamps.
         | 
         | 5.18.2. In the case where the functions referred to in
         | paragraph 5.18 are obtained by an assembly of two lamps marked
         | 'D' (see paragraph 2.16.1), only one of the lamps needs to meet
         | the position, geometric visibility and photometric requirements
         | for those lamps at all fixed positions of the movable
         | components; or
         | 
         | 5.18.3. Where additional lamps for the above functions are
         | fitted and are activated, when the movable component is in any
         | fixed open position, provided that these additional lamps
         | satisfy all the position, geometric visibility and photometric
         | requirements applicable to the lamps installed on the movable
         | component.
         | 
         | 5.18.4. In the case where the functions referred to in
         | paragraph 5.18 are obtained by an interdependent lamp system
         | either of the following conditions shall apply:
         | 
         | (a) should the complete interdependent lamp system be mounted
         | on the moving component(s), the requirements of paragraph
         | 5.18.1 shall be satisfied. However, additional lamps for the
         | above functions may be activated, when the movable component is
         | in any fixed open position, provided that these additional
         | lamps satisfy all the position, geometric visibility and
         | photometric requirements applicable to the lamps installed on
         | the movable component; or
         | 
         | (b) should the interdependent lamp system be partly mounted on
         | the fixed component and partly mounted on a movable component,
         | the interdependent lamp(s) specified by the Applicant during
         | the device approval procedure shall meet all the position,
         | outwards geometric visibility and photometric requirements for
         | those lamps, at all fixed positions of the movable
         | component(s). The inwards geometric visibility requirement(s)
         | is(are) deemed to be satisfied if this(these) interdependent
         | lamp(s) still conform(s) to the photometric values prescribed
         | in the field of light distribution for the approval of the
         | device, at all fixed positions of the movable component(s).
        
         | asveikau wrote:
         | > Also, my standard rant, ban red turn signals. They should
         | always and forever be amber,
         | 
         | I seem to recall reading amber turn signals are required the EU
         | but not US.
        
           | masklinn wrote:
           | > I seem to recall reading amber turn signals are required
           | the EU but not US.
           | 
           | Yes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1lZ9n2bxWA).
           | 
           | The US allows not only red turn signals, but implementing
           | turn signals by flashing brake lights.
        
         | ycombinete wrote:
         | What goes into being a tail light enthusiast? I can't wrap my
         | head around this concept. He used the term Blinkie in the
         | article but I thought it was a joke. Are you a blinkie?
        
           | masklinn wrote:
           | > What goes into being a tail light enthusiast?
           | 
           | Watching the Technology Connections video on the subject is
           | probably a good start.
        
           | rconti wrote:
           | I have strong opinions on their function, and have spent not-
           | insignificant money to buy/install/modify various 'correct'
           | functionality, eg, buying lamps and switches from Europe and
           | modifying wiring to make the 'correct' functions work (amber
           | turn signals, rear fog lights).
           | 
           | I'm pretty sure Blinkie is facetious.
        
       | mkhpalm wrote:
       | My wife cares very little about cars but was pointed these tail
       | lights out to me just yesterday. She said something like "those
       | are stupid, why would somebody buy tail lights like that?"
       | thinking they were aftermarket.
        
       | jerzyt wrote:
       | Double down on stupidity. Nope, we're not gonna fix it. We'll
       | insist that we're right and you're an idiot. I hope that a big
       | consumer country, like US, bans this idiocy.
        
       | beardyw wrote:
       | > Mini has chosen the Union Jack lights to highlight Mini's
       | British heritage
       | 
       | Mmm .. designed by an American, built by BMW, much much bigger, I
       | don't think there is any of the original Mini left. I see an
       | original on the road now and again, and they are really tiny. A
       | new Mini could eat one for breakfast.
        
         | stevecat wrote:
         | I drove a friend's (new) Mini recently and it was somehow
         | larger than my Polo but also had less room on the inside.
        
       | TheOtherHobbes wrote:
       | Another example of Brexit Syndrome - put union jacks everywhere
       | while saying/doing things that make everyone else in the world
       | wonder if you've lost your mind.
       | 
       | I _wish_ that was just a joke.
        
         | rawling wrote:
         | Minis have had this branding for a long time.
        
       | cf100clunk wrote:
       | MINI: "Motorist In Navigational Illogic."
        
       | tiernano wrote:
       | I always liked the look of the new mini, and the electric one
       | looks interesting, but then i seen the tail lights... Yea,
       | British Heritage, whatever... IM IRISH... feck off... at least
       | give the option of proper ones... BMW also own Rolls Royce...
       | they dont do stupid things like this with them...
        
       | globular-toast wrote:
       | I've been noticing a steady regression in the effectiveness of
       | signals on cars which seems to be caused by a pursuit of
       | aesthetic quality over function. The lights used to be designed
       | such that they were large illuminated surfaces (using a Fresnel
       | lens). Now they are increasingly composed of thin lines which
       | just don't work as well. They also seem to be highly directional.
       | The other day I could tell a car was about to turn not because I
       | could see the indicator flashing but because I could see that one
       | of the daytime running lights was off, and I happen to know that
       | happens when indicators are on. They were completely useless.
       | 
       | The brightness of the lights is getting ridiculous too. Some
       | brake lights are blinding which is awful if you're sitting behind
       | someone who doesn't know how to use the handbrake. Half the cars
       | on the road seem like they are constantly using high beam lights
       | on the front now. I've even flashed oncoming cars before, only to
       | be flashed back as they weren't even using high beams. It's
       | making driving at night really unbearable.
        
       | pomian wrote:
       | Looking at the images from article It's obvious. They put the
       | led's, into the lenses, on the wrong side. Someone had a great
       | idea, with the arrows. But by the time it got into production,
       | the insides were reversed. Maybe a drawing was mirror imaged,
       | maybe the layout at the factory was upside down? D6one simple
       | little thing.
        
         | Freak_NL wrote:
         | The article's text goes on to explain that this is because
         | taken together the tail lights look like a Union Jack.
        
         | davewritescode wrote:
         | I'd agree with you but they've had union jacks in the
         | headlights forever in this exact configuration. The only
         | difference this time is they've tweaked what parts of the Union
         | Jack is lit which makes it look more like an arrow.
         | 
         | It's not a good headlight design but it's certainly not the
         | worst either. There's a zillion examples of really shitty tail
         | light design on American cars in particular.
         | 
         | This is a pretty clickbait article and I usually like Jalopnik.
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | sklargh wrote:
       | Similar situation...the U.S. fire fighting community starting
       | using European-style reflective chevrons in the 2005-2010 period.
       | U.S. apparatus spec is governed by something called NFPA 1901 but
       | is highly decentralized and people were mounting them upside down
       | even though they were conforming to the (nascent) standard for
       | rear reflective surface area. The "V" shape of upside down
       | chevrons can pull people TOWARDS a vehicle vs. direct them away
       | from it. Mostly fixed now but a hot mess.
       | 
       | Incorrect:
       | https://ambulancevisibilityblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/...
       | 
       | Correct: https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-bright-neon-yellow-
       | and-red...
       | 
       | Just why?: https://svigraphics.com/wp-
       | content/uploads/2020/03/Curbside-...
       | 
       | tl;dr you can meet a safety standard and make things worse at the
       | same time...
        
         | CamperBob2 wrote:
         | Gotta love the warning KEEP BACK 343 FEET in the "correct"
         | photo. Where in the world did they get 343 feet? That doesn't
         | correspond to a round number in meters, an integer fraction of
         | a mile, or anything else.
        
         | LegitShady wrote:
         | >The "V" shape of upside down chevrons can pull people TOWARDS
         | a vehicle vs. direct them away from it.
         | 
         | Is there any actual evidence of this? It seems roughly the same
         | in terms of effect and attention getting.
        
       | bdamm wrote:
       | Phenomenal example of terrible industrial design. Now can anyone
       | shed light on how this miserable design choice made it all the
       | way to production?
       | 
       | Mini has a history of this, also interesting is why people don't
       | just stop buying these cars entirely.
        
       | argomo wrote:
       | > there should be no trouble at all for a driver to understand,
       | when seeing the full rear of the car, which direction is being
       | indicated.
       | 
       | This response from Mini presumes drivers have the luxury of using
       | "system 2" logical/analytical reasoning in a hectic realtime
       | environment where they must most rely on "system 1" intuitive
       | reasoning.
       | 
       | There needs to be a name for this type design fallacy, because
       | it's not the first time I've seen it.
        
         | Veen wrote:
         | The article's writer agrees with Mini. After several hundred
         | words of mockery they conclude with: "I don't actually think
         | the design is going to really confuse people...I don't really
         | think these are actually hurting anyone."
        
         | thesuperbigfrog wrote:
         | >> when seeing the full rear of the car,
         | 
         | I suppose the Mini designers have never driven in fog, poor
         | lighting, storms, or at night? (When you might not see the full
         | rear of the car)
         | 
         | Imagine if you can only see the car's taillights and you see a
         | blinking arrow move the opposite way it points. What would you
         | think you saw?
         | 
         | Or better yet, if one of the taillights is out, what would a
         | driver behind the Mini think?
        
           | lostlogin wrote:
           | > Imagine if you can only see the car's taillights and you
           | see a blinking arrow move the opposite way it points. What
           | would you think you saw?
           | 
           | If conditions were that bad and you saw a 'normal' indicator
           | flash it would be a 50/50 guess which way it was going.
           | That's better I suppose but hardly good.
        
             | bruce343434 wrote:
             | Now it's a 0/0 guess because you wrongly guess the arrow to
             | point in the direction.
        
           | frutiger wrote:
           | > I suppose the Mini designers have never driven in fog, poor
           | lighting, storms, or at night? (When you might not see the
           | full rear of the car)
           | 
           | The full rear of the car is still illuminated.
        
             | frutiger wrote:
             | The comment above is clearly controversial, I can't think
             | of driving at night behind a car and not seeing both rear
             | lights, and usually illuminated license plate and
             | illumination coming from the rear window pane. Overall that
             | gives me a full sense of the width of the car.
             | 
             | The indicator light would be relatively to the left/right
             | of the car, and typically would look like a single bulb due
             | to distance and diffraction.
        
               | thesuperbigfrog wrote:
               | >> I can't think of driving at night behind a car and not
               | seeing both rear lights, and usually illuminated license
               | plate and illumination coming from the rear window pane.
               | 
               | Have you ever driven in a snowstorm at night? (I am not
               | being facetious, there are terrible snowstorms in the
               | winter where I live due to lake-effect snow. Your mileage
               | may vary depending on where you live.)
               | 
               | Visibility is terrible in a nighttime snowstorm.
               | 
               | Reflective surfaces are covered with snow.
               | 
               | Lights can be partially or completely covered so that
               | only a faint glow is visible.
               | 
               | Anything that leads to confusion, such as a backward-
               | pointing arrow turn signal light, could cause confusion
               | that might lead to accidents. It might not confuse some
               | drivers, but it only takes one confused driver to cause a
               | road accident.
        
               | frutiger wrote:
               | > Have you ever driven in a snowstorm at night? (I am not
               | being facetious, there are terrible snowstorms in the
               | winter where I live due to lake-effect snow. Your mileage
               | may vary depending on where you live.)
               | 
               | Yes, once or twice. The general recommendation is NOT to
               | drive during a snow storm. For those that must drive
               | during a snow storm probably aren't driving these Minis.
               | 
               | After all, most cars are not designed for every possible
               | climate/severe weather scenario, I don't see why Minis
               | should be held to a higher regard.
        
         | yongjik wrote:
         | Don't know the name of the fallacy, but there's a book aptly
         | titled "Don't make me think", which talks about exactly this
         | problem (for web design).
         | 
         | Thing like turn signals shouldn't make you think - it must be
         | automatically, instantly recognizable in every possible way.
        
           | robocat wrote:
           | Stroop effect "In psychology, the Stroop effect is the delay
           | in reaction time between congruent and incongruent stimuli."
           | 
           | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28661817
        
         | cf100clunk wrote:
         | MINI: "Motoring Isn't Navigationally Intuitive."
        
       | wenc wrote:
       | Amusing to see this on HN. I saw one of these Minis on the road
       | the other day for the first time and I admit I got confused for
       | two seconds. But then again I'm used to Chicago drivers who
       | signal left when they want to turn right and vice versa -- it's a
       | thing here. When I realized that the Mini's turn signal was one
       | half of the Union Jack I laughed because the design language
       | reminded me of Austin Powers and perhaps it was meant to be
       | intentionally funny and tacky by being jingoistic.
        
       | durnygbur wrote:
       | I've seen the European version on roads and the UK flag symbolics
       | was obvious to me, haven't noticed it's an arrow as well... or
       | perhaps the EU version has separate orange light panel for
       | blinkers? Overall it's BMW, their trademark is to be show off and
       | obnoxious.
        
       | mitjam wrote:
       | This is a clever and effective marketing measure: it raises
       | attention, is memorable, people talk about it and it is a
       | statement in line with the brand.
        
         | im3w1l wrote:
         | Clowning around like this shouldn't pay off, and if the
         | marketing people think it does then we need to start increasing
         | the punishments.
        
           | mitjam wrote:
           | Interestingly they had to work hard to make the design legal
           | - because the Union Jack is asymmetrical which is not allowed
           | for headlights. Not because the design is irritating.
           | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4izR1worekc
        
       | mthoms wrote:
       | Mini's statement only highlights the absurdity (emphasis mine):
       | 
       | >With regard to the turn indicator light pattern, there should be
       | no trouble at all for a driver to understand, _when seeing the
       | full rear of the car_ , which direction is being indicated
       | 
       | So what about when you can only see half of the car? Like when
       | it's changing lanes or pulling out of a parking spot? You know,
       | like those times when a signal is MOST useful?
       | 
       | Absolute idiocy.
        
         | riazrizvi wrote:
         | For a car branded for being small, that is now 3x heavier than
         | the original sensational design I would not call this _absolute
         | idiocy_. It is _consistent idiocy_.
        
         | diarrhea wrote:
         | > So what about when you can only see half of the car? Like
         | when it's changing lanes or pulling out of a parking spot? You
         | know, like those times when a signal is MOST useful?
         | 
         | I don't understand how this is different with any other
         | indicators.
        
           | p49k wrote:
           | With other indicators, if you lack context your brain is
           | aware that you don't have enough info to deduce what's
           | happening. With the MINI, they are providing additional
           | (incorrect) context to reassure you of the (wrong) result.
        
         | avemg wrote:
         | The design is dumb but you're really stretching. I don't need
         | to see the entire rear of the car to know which way the blinker
         | is indicating. If I did then that would mean 99% of the cars on
         | the road, which have no arrow at all, would suffer from this
         | ambiguity.
        
           | mthoms wrote:
           | It's dark/foggy and you're cycling along a bank of parked
           | cars. Up ahead you see a flashing arrow pointing right but
           | can't make out the car itself.
           | 
           | Is your first, gut instinct "up ahead there is a car pulling
           | out to the _left_ from the parking lane "? Or is it... "WTF
           | is that?"
        
           | Retric wrote:
           | The issue is if you only see 1/2 the car people are going to
           | make the _wrong_ assumption rather than not knowing. You
           | really don't want confusion when driving multi ton vehicles
           | at highway speeds.
        
           | hellbannedguy wrote:
           | I could care less about this tiny problem.
           | 
           | Is there a Mini owner satisfied with the mechanical part of
           | their vechicle after 70k?
           | 
           | They have such a low oil pan, you don't dare not check it.
           | 
           | And every owner complains of things breaking down. A few days
           | ago I was talking to a Mini owner.
           | 
           | Age friend has to go to England for a year, and gave the car
           | to this guy, with the caviet of taking care of maintance.
           | 
           | The car had 50k--so it was new? First week a new Serpintine
           | Belt.
           | 
           | Then faulty sensors, and a list of problems he was listing
           | off.
           | 
           | They are cute though. I'm looking for a salvaged one to
           | electrify.
        
           | fsckboy wrote:
           | then why did the Mini representative say "when you can see
           | full rear of the car"?
        
         | misnome wrote:
         | This is what I _hate_ about the Audi striping indicators. Yes,
         | they are actually useful when you see them when they are
         | indicating.
         | 
         | However, when they have the hazard lights on, they still
         | stripe. So if it's still and you can't see the left indicator,
         | it feels like a very strong statement that they are trying to
         | move out.
        
           | jbuhbjlnjbn wrote:
           | Of course you are absolutely right, as is the author of the
           | column.
           | 
           | These unfortunate design decisions violate the most basic
           | principles of design and safety, 'common sense' and 'function
           | over form'.
        
           | majormajor wrote:
           | I don't have a problem with those. If you can only see half
           | the car, hazards that blink normally still look like a turn
           | signal blinking too. Yeah, the motion calls extra attention,
           | but paying extra attention to a car with its hazards on seems
           | fine.
        
           | Schlaefer wrote:
           | I'm still confused how they made it through regulation. Image
           | you're a security-engineer and read "On average the indicator
           | light runs at only 50% because we think it looks cool."
        
             | Goz3rr wrote:
             | Besides the fact that they're blinking lights so only on
             | 50% of the time by design, consider the fact that
             | regulations specify the minimum luminous output which these
             | cars obviously pass. Add to that the fact that you're using
             | modern high power LED lights and that the human eye
             | perceives light in a logarithmic manner, it wouldn't
             | surprise me if these indicators will be more noticeable on
             | their "minimum" output than their old incandescent bulb
             | counterparts.
        
             | growt wrote:
             | The average regular indicator is also only on for 50% of
             | the time. You know the joke: works, doesn't work, works,
             | doesn't work
        
           | FridayoLeary wrote:
           | They look terrible IMO.
        
           | mccorrinall wrote:
           | Do you mean this indicator? https://youtu.be/r9Fin7pyzDc
           | 
           | Honestly, seems pretty good to me compared to the Mini one
           | (which for some reason is RED instead of amber?! Plus an
           | arrow in the opposite direction!)
           | 
           | Is there no law which makes amber coloured turn lights
           | mandatory on cars (in the US)?
        
             | tyingq wrote:
             | These types of laws aren't set at a Federal level in the
             | US, but rather, state-by-state. As far as I know, they all
             | allow red or amber. Most US cars have red turn signals.
        
               | userbinator wrote:
               | The red comes from the fact that combined red turn
               | signal+brake lights with white reverse was the standard
               | for a very long time, from at least the 1940s.
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | Federal law can override and has done so in cases like
               | seatbelts. But they've not bothered for turn signals.
               | 
               | If it were to happen CA would likely be the first and
               | then the rest of the country could follow.
        
               | u801e wrote:
               | Federal law (FMVSS 108) permits red rear turn signals,
               | either combined with the brake lamp or a separate turn
               | signal lamp. Interestingly enough, they require amber
               | color front turn signals because the white ones were
               | difficult to see when the headlamps were illuminated.
               | It's too bad they didn't use the same reasoning for the
               | rear turn signals compared to the tail lamps.
        
               | u801e wrote:
               | Any state vehicle law pertaining to vehicle lighting is
               | been superceded by FMVSS (Federal Motor Vehicle Safety
               | Standard) 108.
        
             | lozenge wrote:
             | No, no law. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1lZ9n2bxWA
        
         | cratermoon wrote:
         | Or when it's dark. I'm imagining a cyclist or pedestrian seeing
         | only the blinking light and maybe a vague outline of the
         | vehicle at best, seeing the <- blinking and thinking, "that car
         | is turning left". Then the cyclist wakes up in the hospital
         | after being flattened by a right hook[1]
         | 
         | 1 https://www.welovecycling.com/wide/2019/04/08/whats-a-
         | right-...
        
         | philsnow wrote:
         | or when the back of the car is covered in snow or a million
         | other reasons
        
         | noneeeed wrote:
         | Even if I could see the full back of the car I think I'd still
         | risk a brain-fart. It's like a driving Stroop Test (where words
         | like "blue" are shown but you have to say what colour they are
         | shown in, not what colour they say).
        
         | thiht wrote:
         | > So what about when you can only see half of the car? Like
         | when it's changing lanes or pulling out of a parking spot? You
         | know, like those times when a signal is MOST useful?
         | 
         | You either see which side of the car you're seeing, or you
         | don't and the shape of the light doesn't matter. When you
         | drive, you don't interpret the light of the turn signal, you
         | interpret where it is.
         | 
         | For me that's one thing that looks stupid on paper but that
         | doesn't matter in real life with all the context we have when
         | driving.
        
           | afavour wrote:
           | What about when it's dark?
        
             | forgetfulness wrote:
             | And say, you're a cyclist, going somewhat fast but not
             | having headlights that would illuminate the rear of the car
             | as to make out the relation of these arrows and the
             | vehicle.
        
           | SkeuomorphicBee wrote:
           | > When you drive, you don't interpret the light of the turn
           | signal, you interpret where it is.
           | 
           | That is not true, you only interpret "where it is" because
           | there is no other information encoded in the light itself,
           | when seeing a regular car with a plain signal you do
           | interpret where it is. But in service cars (police car,
           | ambulances, road maintenance trucks), large truck, or static
           | light signaling, we frequently have special purpose lights
           | with a meaning encoded in the light itself, and in those
           | cases the position is irrelevant, the meaning is 100% in the
           | icon used, so all drivers are already primed to interpret an
           | arrow shaped light as an arrow. Now, those service vehicles
           | don't have those special purpose lights in places were they
           | could be ambiguously interpreted as a turn signal, so there
           | is no problem there, but that Mini turn signal is quite
           | unsettling, it sends two conflicting messages (position vs
           | iconography), and that is BAD in traffic.
        
         | WaitWaitWha wrote:
         | Or at night, in the dark, unlit two-lane roads of most of
         | Europe?
        
           | bcraven wrote:
           | As the article states, the euro-models light up the middle
           | bar of the lamp. This appears to be US-centric issue due to
           | the fact turn signals are not required to be amber.
        
           | wirthjason wrote:
           | At night both tail lamps are lit.
        
             | ashtonkem wrote:
             | If they're working, and if there isn't something
             | obstructing their view, like another vehicle or fog.
             | 
             | Generally it's best to design vehicle signaling with an
             | assumption that situations are not ideal, just in case.
        
               | giardini wrote:
               | Result: night-time accidents, especially in fog. Drivers
               | will see a single flashing taillight arrow and make
               | incorrect assumptions. Very severe and fatal collisions
               | and consequential lawsuits will ensue. Cooper will pay,
               | pay, pay. They will issue recalls and beg for leniency.
               | But there is no doubt they f*cked this design.
               | 
               | If one of the two tail lights and/or a brake light(s)
               | is/are out then the situation will only be worse.
               | 
               | I'd short Cooper stock were I an investor. This will cost
               | them a pretty penny.
               | 
               | Gawd, I can't imagine what a self-driving car would see
               | when it is following a Mini down a foggy British roadway.
               | Perhaps someone could model it?
        
               | u801e wrote:
               | If I'm not mistaken, rear fog lamps are required by UNECE
               | regulations and would mitigate this issue. Unfortunately,
               | in the US rear fog lamps are not required.
        
               | jen20 wrote:
               | If it's on a British road, said self-driving car will see
               | normal yellow indicators, since red is not a permissible
               | colour. As mentioned in the article.
        
               | ashtonkem wrote:
               | Yeah, I think the amber horizontal bar in the middle for
               | EU cars is an acceptable design. Cutesy, but no risk to
               | the health and safety of the driver and others.
               | 
               | It's the US spec that seems incredibly poorly thought
               | out.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | JDeArte wrote:
       | California DMV motor vehicle code, in part says
       | 
       | 25251. (a) Flashing lights are permitted on vehicles as follows:
       | (1) To indicate an intention to turn or move to the right or left
       | upon a roadway, turn signal lamps and turn signal exterior pilot
       | indicator lamps and side lamps permitted under Section 25106 may
       | be flashed on the side of a vehicle toward which the turn or
       | movement is to be made.
       | 
       | If you feel that the mini is in violation by failing to do it's
       | most basic of job of indicating left or right, file a complaint
       | with the investigations division, and this state with the largest
       | number of car registrations can fix it by forcing a recall or
       | blocking registrations until it it fixed by the mfg
       | https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/dmv-complaints-ffinv-1/
        
         | hexa22 wrote:
         | From what I have seen of American cars, this one is completely
         | compliant. The horrible part about this car is that the signals
         | are red and that they are the same light as the rear/brake
         | lights. Which is apparently extremely common in the US.
        
           | spiderice wrote:
           | Yeah that's how a lot of cars are here. It really isn't
           | confusing at all, unlike putting any arrow that points the
           | opposite direction that you're trying to indicate.
        
       | SkeuomorphicBee wrote:
       | How is this legal? In what country is this car sold? I don't
       | think it would be considered road legal where I live.
        
       | kwhitefoot wrote:
       | That is really stupid. But it is probably confined to the US
       | where stop lights are used as turn indicators.
       | 
       | It looks like a misguided attempt to remind people of the Union
       | flag.
       | 
       | Edit: Oops, didn't read all the article; that is exactly what
       | they were doing.
        
       | hardlianotion wrote:
       | My wife thinks my anti-modern-mini rants are incredibly funny.
       | But I think the car is a list of lazy mistranslations of a design
       | classic. Thanks for adding another example to my list of mini
       | shame.
        
         | Gracana wrote:
         | I remember seeing my friend's Isuzu Trooper 4x4 in a parking
         | lot next to a "Mini" that dwarfed it. I don't hate minis, but
         | that moment made me realize what a silly brand they are.
        
       | WelcomeShorty wrote:
       | Hmm, I would not be distracted by this. There are so many
       | different indicators in Europe (we have laxer rule than the US on
       | blinkers) that the "direction" or whatever does not phase me at
       | all.
        
         | woutr_be wrote:
         | I have seen all kind of indicators while driving in Europe, and
         | they all share the same basic thing; a flashing light
         | indicating in which direction the car will be turning.
         | 
         | Suddenly seeing a flashing arrow pointing the other way
         | instantly confused me, and I had no idea which way the car
         | would be turning. This is just plain stupid.
        
           | spzb wrote:
           | I saw a flashing indicator light not an arrow until it was
           | pointed out to me.
        
         | nemetroid wrote:
         | The turn signals in this article would be illegal in the EU.
        
       | dorkwood wrote:
       | To me, this sends another signal. One that says "don't work at
       | Mini".
       | 
       | If something like this is able to make it all the way through
       | design, production and testing -- with no one raising a red flag
       | along the way -- what other less visible but equally bone-headed
       | ideas are making it into their cars?
        
         | H8crilA wrote:
         | You have a point, but it's not that clear cut. Large
         | corporations are quite non-uniform and decision making is
         | sometimes random. For example, remember YouTube Red? A quite
         | boneheaded decision, yet I'm told there are many many good
         | areas to work in at Google.
        
         | dafoex wrote:
         | I think the problem lies, as usual, with america. These lamp
         | clusters were designed in a European environment where we have
         | brake lights and turn indicators. By the time the design was
         | nearing production it was probably too late to cancel when they
         | realised that some parts of this planet have the boneheaded
         | idea that flashing the red stop light was a good idea. Mini
         | therefore had three options: 1) Sell the global spec in the
         | states, which they can't do because there will be at least one
         | state who thinks its too foreign or "un american". 2) Don't
         | sell in the states, which I guess they could do since this is a
         | factory modification and not part of the standard spec, but now
         | they have a lot of undesirable cars because you can no longer
         | visually distinguish the up-specced car from the basic model.
         | 3) Change the orange bulb for red and sell cars to the
         | boneheaded (and dangerous) american standard of flashing the
         | stop lights.
        
           | breakingcups wrote:
           | > By the time the design was nearing production it was
           | probably too late to cancel when they realised that some
           | parts of this planet have the boneheaded idea that flashing
           | the red stop light was a good idea
           | 
           | If only designing cars is what they did for a living..
        
       | MerelyMortal wrote:
       | > Mini has not heard any concerns from customers regarding the
       | rear turn indicators
       | 
       | I wouldn't expect them to: they cannot see their own turn signal
       | lights while driving.
       | 
       | If they happen to be behind another Mini, they already know about
       | it and it may not throw them off-guard like others who aren't
       | familiar with it.
        
         | ThePadawan wrote:
         | I do hope that all it takes is a few customers in a showroom
         | asking the salesman "does it come without those stupid fucking
         | indicators?"
        
           | wolpoli wrote:
           | People at a showroom might not be considered actual
           | customers. We would need to get actual customer who have
           | purchased the car to contact Mini, publically via Twitter, so
           | they could no longer hide behind this statement.
        
           | sircastor wrote:
           | FWIW, the answer to that question is yes. We bought a Mini a
           | few years back and the Union Jack indicators were an upgrade
           | (not a cheap one as I recall)
        
             | ThePadawan wrote:
             | Cool!
             | 
             | I was trying to find out if they blinked in the weird arrow
             | pattern by configuring one online, but it's impossible to
             | tell (they're not shown blinking).
             | 
             | Kinda surprising that they're not keen on selling potential
             | customers on the upgrade.
        
             | massysett wrote:
             | Oh, I had no idea it's supposed to be a Union Jack, though
             | it makes sense after you said it. All it looked like to me
             | was the designer intentionally doing something unbelievably
             | stupid for no reason at all. I guess having a really dumb
             | reason is slightly better.
        
               | thaumasiotes wrote:
               | It's very weird as a union jack - there is no central
               | vertical bar.
        
               | Symbiote wrote:
               | The vertical bar looks to be used as a brake light, at
               | least on the European version.
               | 
               | There are plenty of image results searching "Mini rear
               | lights" or similar.
        
           | rconti wrote:
           | The salesperson doesn't care, and the dealership sells
           | whatever the manufacturer ships to them. The Mini dealer
           | isn't about to start stocking Kias instead of Minis.
        
             | ThePadawan wrote:
             | That's my question though.
             | 
             | If anyone at Mini sees their 2019 model sold N in the first
             | 6 months, and their 2021 model sold N/2, does anyone at
             | corporate ask the dealerships to explain?
             | 
             | I hope someone would care. What if 90% of potential buyers
             | jumped off when they saw the mileage numbers. Or after the
             | test drive. Or when they heard how long delivery would
             | take.
             | 
             | You know, _any_ process optimization whatsoever.
        
               | rconti wrote:
               | I'm sure they do, but as a car enthusiast, we're forever
               | frustrated, because the number of people who care is
               | simply miniscule.
               | 
               | I always bought used cars and it's frustrating that, of
               | course, the manufacturers/dealers only care about people
               | buying new.
               | 
               | But now, having bought a new car, I realize they STILL
               | don't care about my opinion, because people who care
               | about the car-like-appliances they buy are in such a
               | minority.
               | 
               | Car dealerships have scads of people lining up to throw
               | money at them for the privilege of having a new car. Look
               | at how various non-enthusiast vehicles become trendy and
               | command huge markups -- eg, the Kia Telluride became the
               | "it" child taxi a few years ago (replacing the Honda CRV)
               | and every self-respecting parent simply HAD to pay
               | thousands over sticker to have the latest status symbol.
               | 
               | Go try to buy a new car and the sales people simply don't
               | seem to care about you wanting a difficult to find color
               | combination from another dealer. They could source one if
               | they wanted to, but they don't. They're catering to the
               | masses who are simply to be allowed to buy a car sitting
               | on the lot. They want to make as much money as possible
               | from each sale; getting a marginal sale to someone who
               | actually _cares_ which option package or color they get
               | simply isn 't worth it. There are too few of "us" and too
               | many of "them".
               | 
               | In the US, it's incredibly rare to people actually order
               | a car from the factory the way they want it, because
               | nobody is willing to wait. The buyer accepts that they
               | 'have to' buy whatever is on the lot that day. With most
               | cars, you have very few options you can even select from
               | anyway; they're all bundled in packages of stuff you may
               | or may not care about. To be fair, this is an industry-
               | wide trend; having fewer SKUs, in retail parlance, makes
               | a ton of sense. But I think it's particularly bad in the
               | US.
        
               | selestify wrote:
               | Why are people in such a rush to get their cars? I
               | understand if your old one broke down and you absolutely
               | need one for a job ASAP, but if you can afford to buy a
               | new car, surely you could afford to wait a bit to get
               | exactly the car you want?
        
         | lmilcin wrote:
         | > they cannot see their own turn signal lights while driving.
         | 
         | You are supposed to inspect your car at least from time to
         | time. This includes walking over to see your turn signals work
         | correctly.
        
           | christophilus wrote:
           | Most people I know leave that up to their service people.
        
           | Nextgrid wrote:
           | Even if people look at their own cars they'd assume it's fine
           | in the sense that most countries have regulations that cars
           | need to meet before they can be sold.
        
           | Bud wrote:
           | We're _supposed_ to brush twice a day, get regular exercise,
           | eat well, not get drunk, not smoke, have an appropriate work
           | /life balance, limit screen time, get enough sun exposure,
           | not get too much sun exposure, vote, floss, do unto others as
           | we would have them do unto us, and change the oil every five
           | thousand miles, too. But how is all that working out?
        
             | lmilcin wrote:
             | I do check my car every couple of weeks. I have a routine
             | that takes about 3 minutes total. About twice a month so
             | about 24 times 3 minutes ~ 1 hour per year.
             | 
             | Although I could argue it actually takes zero time because
             | I usually do this while waiting for somebody else to get
             | into the car.
             | 
             | As a side note, if you are too busy to brush your teeth you
             | should consider talking to a health professional about
             | consequences of not brushing teeth. Or maybe your
             | wife/girlfriend.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | pc86 wrote:
               | Okay. You're so in the minority that we can safely say
               | "nobody does this" and still have it be an accurate
               | statement at a statistical level.
        
               | sbarre wrote:
               | I also inspect my car pretty regularly in a quick "walk-
               | around", and check things like tire pressure at least
               | monthly, if we're out here collecting anecdotes.
               | 
               | And I don't drive anything fancy..
        
               | shotta wrote:
               | My dad put little mirrors in the garage so he can check
               | the blinkers easily without leaving the vehicle.
        
               | edoceo wrote:
               | Tell you dad he's clever. And also some random fool from
               | the internet is now copying him.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | spockz wrote:
               | I just check my lights in either glass window reflections
               | or paint reflections from parked cars depending on how
               | and where I'm parked.
               | 
               | The only car that needed the engine oil checked regularly
               | was our second car, a 12 year old Opel Corsa. All other
               | cars kept their fluid and just needed the oil changed at
               | the regular intervals.
        
             | tromp wrote:
             | And not to exceed the speed limit... just to name one
             | that's universally violated.
        
           | stemlord wrote:
           | Needlessly pedantic point... no one doubts that they have
           | seen the back of their car before
        
             | MerelyMortal wrote:
             | I think there is a misunderstanding.
             | 
             | I doubt they have seen the back of their own car while they
             | are driving said car.
        
           | Johnny555 wrote:
           | I check my lights by turning them on and watching the glow on
           | the garage door in front and wall behind the car.
           | 
           | But with the advent of LED's, I suspect that fewer and fewer
           | people are checking their lights since they rarely fail
           | without physical damage.
        
           | kmonsen wrote:
           | I failed my first driving exam for not doing this. Never done
           | it once more in my life.
        
         | dheera wrote:
         | Can one just swap the two lights inside?
         | 
         | Barring that, maybe some sort of diffuser sheet inside?
        
           | amelius wrote:
           | Diffusers also make the light more dim.
        
             | danuker wrote:
             | If they're made by the manufacturer, chances are they'll
             | use the proper brightness for the lights, or they wouldn't
             | pass the safety approvals.
        
         | sircastor wrote:
         | I got really frustrated when I started to see 3 rapid flashes
         | when a Toyota or Kia driver put on the brakes on the Highway.
         | What had been a common signal for "you're a little too close"
         | was now shown every time the driver pressed the brake pedal.
         | 
         | I guess I could've complained to one of the manufacturers, but
         | what do they care? I'm not buying their cars.
        
           | kalleboo wrote:
           | > _What had been a common signal for "you're a little too
           | close"_
           | 
           | I've never seen or heard of this.
           | 
           | But seeing cars that flash their brake light under
           | heavy/emergency braking is common (typically high-end
           | European brands)
        
             | sbarre wrote:
             | I've commonly seen people just throw on their hazard
             | blinkers in case of drastic braking on the highway...
             | especially in bad weather.
             | 
             | I've done it myself when going from regular speed to
             | unexpected traffic, in the hope that the person behind me
             | is paying attention...
        
               | littlecranky67 wrote:
               | This is pretty common in Germany on the Autbahn - sudden
               | change in traffic, i.e. much slower going cars and
               | especially when approaching the end of a jam, you turn on
               | your hazard blinkers to signal this to the following
               | cars. It works pretty well and is very useful (especially
               | because people might be going at 200km/h behind you,
               | approaching the end of a jam). Newer cars have an
               | automatic high-frequency hazard flasher that triggers
               | when heavy/sudden breaking occurs, also to warn the cars
               | behind you.
        
               | jowsie wrote:
               | This is pretty standard in the UK, most higher end cars
               | even do it automatically.
        
               | mshook wrote:
               | Even non high end do it. An old Clio or 207 from 15 years
               | ago do that...
        
               | sbarre wrote:
               | I wish it was more standard where I live (Canada)..
        
               | soneil wrote:
               | I'm actually not a fan of it. Granted I've mostly driven
               | older cars, without the wonders of ABS etc - but most
               | situations that require heavy, unplanned breaking for me,
               | are also times I really should have two hands on the
               | wheel.
               | 
               | I'm not fundamentally opposed - systems that do it
               | automatically sound like a fantastic compromise. I just
               | think if it's dangerous enough that I feel other drivers
               | need more warning than normal, it's probably dangerous
               | enough that I should have full control.
        
               | bdamm wrote:
               | First, do what you need to get the car under control.
               | 
               | Then, switch on the hazards so the driver behind you gets
               | a heads up. Obviously you don't risk crashing fumbling
               | for the hazards.
               | 
               | Particularly useful on rural roads with many turns where
               | the slowdown really might be surprising, or on off ramps
               | where the car behind you might not have arrived yet.
        
               | zo1 wrote:
               | Usually there is a buffer where you've noticed a hazard
               | in front and are braking in time. But then your next
               | focus is on what is behind you. Did they notice you
               | braking hard, are the about to hit into you, do you need
               | to move over for them, etc. Hazards just add a bit more
               | warning that red brake lights, because they're so common,
               | can't convey.
        
               | lightdot wrote:
               | It's done afterwards, once you've safely reduced the
               | speed of your vehicle, not during the initial emergency
               | braking.
               | 
               | It's basically a heads up for all the vehicles far behind
               | you that haven't yet noticed a sudden change in the flow
               | of the traffic. Gives them more time to reduce speed
               | without haste.
        
               | kayodelycaon wrote:
               | People are pretty good at doing this in Ohio. I've never
               | seen anyone do it in Wisconsin.
        
           | japhyr wrote:
           | This is the Pulse[0] "safety system". I was trying to buy a
           | new truck this spring, and going through the back-and-forth
           | of talking to a number of dealers. I had a vehicle specced
           | out, and ready to commit to, and I asked to review the final
           | paperwork. There was a $400 charge listed that hadn't been
           | disclosed earlier. I was frustrated because I'd asked
           | numerous times, "Am I going to see any additional charges on
           | the final paperwork?"
           | 
           | The dealer explained that this is a "critical safety feature"
           | that they install on all the vehicles they sell. He then
           | explained that it makes the brake light flash whenever you
           | press the brake pedal. I read about it for 10 minutes, and
           | found there's a legitimate system in use in Europe that
           | detects _emergency braking_ and flashes the brake light.
           | Since that system detects emergency braking and not just
           | pressing the brake pedal, it doesn 't go off all the time and
           | actually means something to other drivers. The Pulse system
           | is just a $30 part that's spliced into the wires right behind
           | the brake light, that the dealer gets to charge $400 for it.
           | And it annoys everyone driving behind you.
           | 
           | I live in a small town on an island with 14 miles of road.
           | There were about five vehicles here five or ten years ago
           | with this system, and they stood out because we all start to
           | recognize each other's cars in an isolated town of 10,000.
           | All of those cars are gone or have had the system removed. I
           | told the dealer I'd look like an a***e to bring that system
           | back to our town. He called back later to say I was lucky and
           | they hadn't installed the system on this particular vehicle
           | yet, and he got special permission to sell me one without
           | Pulse. I told him I found a dealer that wasn't trying to
           | upsell useless parts and hung up.
           | 
           | I've heard of people buying new without running into this
           | kind of tactic. But this is the first time I've ever bought a
           | new vehicle, and I ran into almost every issue I've read
           | about when dealing with new car dealers.
           | 
           | [0] https://www.pulseprotects.com
        
             | MerelyMortal wrote:
             | It's extremely distracting while driving, and if more cars
             | adopt that, then everyone will be worse off. I wish they
             | were illegal (and I wonder if they technically are, because
             | flashing means that for a brief second the light is off
             | while the pedal is being pressed, and I have to imagine the
             | law is written that the brake light must be lit when the
             | brake pedal is pressed).
        
               | billh wrote:
               | Flashing red lights are generally illegal and reserved
               | for emergency vehicles. Pulse skirts this by claiming
               | it's not a flashing light, but a pulsing one.
               | 
               |  _" Pulse is the only pulsing third brake light that
               | meets regulatory requirements for use in all 50 states.
               | Step on the brake pedal and Pulse goes to work pulsing,
               | rather than flashing, the third brake light. What's the
               | difference? NHTSA regulations restrict flashing lights to
               | emergency vehicles. Our award winning rear-end collision
               | deterrent technology causes the third brake light to
               | remain steady burning, even while the light pulses."_
        
               | MerelyMortal wrote:
               | Hmm... thanks for looking that up. I'm not a lawyer, but
               | I imagine the court has discretion to throw that
               | explanation out of the window.
        
               | billh wrote:
               | IMO it would be better for NHTSA to create rulemaking
               | that would regulate pulsing brake lights for use under
               | heavy braking conditions similar to Europe. Effectively
               | making it a safety feature instead of yet another
               | annoying distraction on the road that this pulse system
               | puts out.
        
             | masklinn wrote:
             | > The dealer explained that this is a "critical safety
             | feature" that they install on all the vehicles they sell.
             | He then explained that it makes the brake light flash
             | whenever you press the brake pedal. I read about it for 10
             | minutes, and found there's a legitimate system in use in
             | Europe that detects emergency braking and flashes the brake
             | light. Since that system detects emergency braking and not
             | just pressing the brake pedal, it doesn't go off all the
             | time and actually means something to other drivers.
             | 
             | Good god, slimy sales tactics asides that sounds like
             | complete cargo-culting of the feature making it not just
             | useless for its original purpose but actively misleading.
             | 
             | And I would expect the original feature grew at least in
             | part from the common habit (I don't think it's ever
             | required) of enabling _the hazards_ when reaching an
             | unforeseen obstruction: on many cars these days the hazards
             | will automatically switch on during emergency braking
             | (usually detected via an accelerometer, it tends to come on
             | at the same time as brake assist though I don 't think the
             | two are coupled), it's possible that on some the brakes
             | will also flash though I can't remember ever seeing that.
             | 
             | Of course many US cars have red turn signals / hazards, and
             | US standards even allow brakes and turn signals to use the
             | same lights, which is... not sane.
        
               | rconti wrote:
               | There are a fair number of vehicles on the road already
               | with enhanced emergency brake lights; BMW in particular
               | comes to mind. If you REALLY romp on it, another set of
               | segments will light up, I think it might be the rear fogs
               | that come on, along with a single additional flash. Not
               | the godawful strobing every time you brush the brakes
               | like with these "pulse" systems. (which thankfully seem
               | incredibly rare on the west coast.. for now).
               | 
               | One particularly awful safety feature actually ramps up
               | brake force assist when it "detects" emergency braking
               | behavior; typically abrupt lift off of the throttle and
               | subsequent application of the brake.
               | 
               | They never considered that maybe I WANT to abruptly lift
               | off the throttle and then GENTLY apply the brakes,
               | without having my head thrown towards the steering wheel.
        
               | u801e wrote:
               | > There are a fair number of vehicles on the road already
               | with enhanced emergency brake lights; BMW in particular
               | comes to mind.
               | 
               | FMVSS 108 still requires steady illumination of the stop
               | lamps (including the center high mounted one). I found
               | one article[1] staying that the NHTSA granted a temporary
               | exception to that requirement for Mercedes in 2006. Was
               | that exemption expanded and is it still in effect?
               | 
               | [1] https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna11351634
        
             | billh wrote:
             | Pulse has a "Gross Margin Analysis" spreadsheet published
             | (probably unintentionally) on their website[1]. It shows
             | that they're charging dealerships $59.00 for the part and
             | it installs in about 15 minutes.
             | 
             | At a 500% markup, it feels less about your safety and more
             | about the dealerships/pulseprotects income safety.
             | 
             | 1. (warning xls) https://www.pulseprotects.com/wp-
             | content/uploads/Pulse-Prote...
        
               | wolpoli wrote:
               | > Dealership Monthly Investment calculation is based upon
               | a Dealership un-installing modules on vehicles sold
               | without Pulse.
               | 
               | The profit calculation is based on preinstalling the
               | system on every vehicle that goes on the lot, and then
               | uninstalling it on request. This means opting out costs
               | the dealership real money, from installing and then
               | uninstalling it.
        
             | unilynx wrote:
             | The emergency braking (I didn't know it was Europe-
             | specific) flashes the hazard lights (turn indicators), not
             | the brake lights.
             | 
             | And at least in my Auris it also flashed the hazard light
             | indicator inside the car
        
               | olex wrote:
               | Many EU-spec cars have the brake lights flash under
               | emergency braking, and the hazards come on if the car
               | comes to a stop after that. This is how it was
               | implemented in several cars I owned - a C-class, an Audi
               | A5, and now in a EU-spec Model 3 as well.
        
           | mjlee wrote:
           | I'm reasonably sure this is because in the US the rear brake
           | lights are often also used as the turn signal and the hazard
           | lights.
           | 
           | Under hard braking on European/Japanese cars the hazard
           | lights will automatically come on. Because they're overloaded
           | in the US it's hard to tell if it's that, or the brake lights
           | flashing unless you're paying close attention to the middle
           | brake light.
           | 
           | Edit: Just seen the comment about the Pulse system - didn't
           | know about that!
        
             | 29083011397778 wrote:
             | > Unless you're paying close attention to the middle brake
             | light
             | 
             | Better hope it's not burnt out, like I see all too often in
             | North America
        
           | tannhaeuser wrote:
           | > _3 rapid flashes [...] a common signal for "you're a little
           | too close"_
           | 
           | That's new to me as EU driver. What I tend to do is hit
           | brakes three or more times in a rhythmic fashion to signal
           | there's traffic jam ahead; specifically on Autobahn where
           | speeds go high with distances often way too low, instead of
           | turning on alarm blinkers.
        
           | pc86 wrote:
           | This isn't the manufacturer, they're aftermarket. It started
           | (sensibly) with some emergency vehicles having it to make
           | sure to get the attention of the driver[s] behind them. At
           | some point people in high-traffic areas started thinking
           | their 18 year old Corolla was worthy of the same treatment.
        
             | vesrah wrote:
             | Meanwhile, this is standard on some European market cars
             | under heavy braking.
        
               | reaperducer wrote:
               | _Meanwhile, this is standard on some European market cars
               | under heavy braking._
               | 
               | Instead of blinking the brake lights, some U.S. cars
               | automatically turn on the hazard lights under heavy
               | braking. It's standard on mine.
        
               | u801e wrote:
               | Which models do that? And do they have amber color turn
               | signal lamps?
        
               | Symbiote wrote:
               | In Europe under emergency braking, the brake lights pulse
               | (I think, i.e. from half-lit to full-lit) and the hazard
               | lights flash too. The hazard lights stay lit if you stop,
               | at least on some cars.
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTXR5JMsR5o
        
         | wiether wrote:
         | > Mini has not heard any concerns from customers regarding the
         | rear turn indicators
         | 
         | That perfectly summarize the car industry. Manufacturers only
         | care about the people in the car. It's not their problem if
         | their car are death machines for everyone outside.
        
           | kazen44 wrote:
           | in my experience this is not true for most european
           | manufacturers. (no clue about american ones).
           | 
           | Volvo for instance, does a great job of thinking about safety
           | in their cars, and so do the big three german manufacturers
           | in my experience.
        
             | Symbiote wrote:
             | The Mini is designed and manufactured in the UK, Germany
             | and elsewhere in Europe. It's owned by BMW.
        
         | bryanrasmussen wrote:
         | >> Mini has not heard any concerns from customers regarding the
         | rear turn indicators
         | 
         | >I wouldn't expect them to: they cannot see their own turn
         | signal lights while driving.
         | 
         | >If they happen to be behind another Mini, they already know
         | about it
         | 
         | The second sentence indicates that they would not inform Mini
         | of any concerns because they are not aware there should be any
         | concerns.
         | 
         | The third sentence indicates that they would know if there were
         | any possible concerns because they own a Mini.
        
       | paperoli wrote:
       | I drive everyday in an area with lots of minis with these
       | indicator lights and have never had a problem with them, I think
       | they look great.
        
       | danity wrote:
       | Lighten up, have a little fun. embrace quirks. Not everything
       | needs to be generic and cleansed of all personality.
        
         | VortexDream wrote:
         | Ah, yes. Form over function, the driving principle for many
         | insane UX "improvements" over the past 20 years. Personality is
         | great. It's not more important than clarity or other related
         | concerns though.
        
         | Toutouxc wrote:
         | I would love to embrace quirks in all areas of life EXCEPT the
         | safety aspect of heavy machinery.
        
           | Bud wrote:
           | Same. I drove a MINI for 18 years partly because they are so
           | quirky and that's enjoyable, but this is simply the wrong
           | kind of thing to indulge quirkiness in.
           | 
           | Turn signals need to function well as turn signals. That's
           | vitally important. You can't fuck with that by making the
           | signal actively and hilariously misleading. It's just not ok.
        
         | woutr_be wrote:
         | I doubt anyone would've called it stupid when the arrows
         | pointed in the direction the car would be driving. There's zero
         | common sense in reversing them.
        
         | williamdclt wrote:
         | Honestly I'd be fine with blinkers being anything, make them
         | emojis for all I care, _except_ arrows pointing the wrong
         | direction. The quirkiness isn't the problem at all here
        
       | samjewell wrote:
       | Perhaps we should invest some of these energies thinking about
       | getting on our bicycles instead
        
       | robg wrote:
       | Long history of this effect in cognitive science, have to
       | suppress the incongruity.
       | 
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eriksen_flanker_task
       | 
       | I'm with the author, having the arrows point the right way would
       | be cool.
        
       | knolan wrote:
       | Flashing the red brake light is a North American thing. Over in
       | Europe you would have a dedicated amber light and I expect there
       | is a different light than the Union Jack which would be reserved
       | for combined rear and brake lights only.
       | 
       | I've seen a mini with these lights recently here in Ireland and
       | I'd expect the driver may find their car burnt out sooner rather
       | than later.
        
         | vinay427 wrote:
         | > Flashing the red brake light is a North American thing
         | 
         | Nowadays, the brake light is rarely used. It's usually a
         | different part of the taillight cluster which may be red or
         | amber, and most manufacturers (especially European ones,
         | ironically) sometimes choose to use a red one for NA markets.
         | The complaint here isn't that the brake lights are being used,
         | but that the turn signal is designed like this.
        
           | knolan wrote:
           | I agree, it's a baffling decision. I had a brief look to see
           | if I could see the European implementation but I've not found
           | anything yet.
           | 
           | Edit: here is an example:
           | 
           | https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0272/7303/5875/products/1_.
           | ..
        
           | masklinn wrote:
           | > It's usually a different part of the taillight cluster
           | which may be red or amber,
           | 
           | Which remains one of the issues, even if it's not technically
           | a brake light. In Europe red turning signs are not legal.
           | 
           | But I can see how the same turn signal in amber would help
           | very little, as you'd still have a very clear, very bright
           | arrow _pointing the wrong way entirely_.
        
         | Hamuko wrote:
         | I find it crazy that Americans allow turn signals to use the
         | same red lights as brakes considering how many different safety
         | rules they have. Like how all cars have to have amber
         | reflectors on the front bumpers, which almost all European cars
         | have to add almost as an afterthought [1], or how the door lock
         | pins can't be flush with the door (at least I assume this is
         | regulation since I never see non-flush door lock pins in
         | European cars). And now the most recent one is the mandatory
         | backup cameras, and I don't think I know any other country in
         | the world where those are mandated by law.
         | 
         | [1]
         | https://live.staticflickr.com/4623/39623465442_7519e01f0b_o....
        
           | jdavis703 wrote:
           | America has the highest per capita traffic deaths among OECD
           | countries. Our traffic / vehicle regulations aren't that
           | strong and are rarely enforced on after-market modifications.
           | 
           | This is getting downvotes, but it's literally legal to drive
           | a jacked up, high center of gravity pickup trucks in the US.
           | Meanwhile in Europe such a modification would be illegal
           | because it reduces front-facing visibility.
        
             | kibwen wrote:
             | Per miles driven the US has an average number of traffic
             | deaths. The problem is that the country's infrastructure is
             | designed so poorly that the number of miles driven per
             | capita is laughably absurd.
        
               | kashura wrote:
               | Maybe the root cause is the laughably easy barrier of
               | entry to have a license to drive a death missile? It's a
               | multi faceted issue of course, but to me, getting better
               | educated drivers on the road is by far the easiest
               | problem to solve around driving.
        
               | thaumasiotes wrote:
               | >> Per miles driven the US has an average number of
               | traffic deaths.
               | 
               | > Maybe the root cause is the laughably easy barrier of
               | entry to have a license to drive a death missile?
               | 
               | You're saying we should make driver's licenses punitively
               | difficult to get in order to shift American population
               | structure in the direction of dense settlements?
               | 
               | The reason America isn't densely settled is much simpler
               | than that; there aren't very many people in America.
        
               | jdavis703 wrote:
               | I would say almost everyone knows not to text and drive,
               | or run red lights or to speed. Yet these are all frequent
               | occurrences. Even proposals to add speed or red light
               | cameras (with strict rules to prevent municipal abuse)
               | face heavy opposition. I don't think education alone will
               | fix traffic safety.
        
               | oblio wrote:
               | Speed cameras I can (kind of) understand, but what
               | possible reasonable explanation could they have for
               | blocking red light camera installation?
        
               | blendergeek wrote:
               | Many people oppose automated law enforcement in (almost)
               | all forms.
        
               | oblio wrote:
               | Why, for this specific case?
        
             | userbinator wrote:
             | It's "very American" to value personal freedom above all
             | else. The EU culture is more collectivist.
        
         | tblt wrote:
         | > I'd expect the driver may find their car burnt out sooner
         | rather than later
         | 
         | Forgive my ignorance, does anti-UK sentiment really run this
         | deep in Ireland today or is this hyperbole?
        
           | knolan wrote:
           | In the general population no, but for the type of person who
           | engages in antisocial behaviour I fully expect this to
           | happen. The irony is that the they would do it while wearing
           | a UK football team's jersey.
           | 
           | http://www.indymedia.ie/attachments/feb2007/p2240016.jpg
        
         | fredoralive wrote:
         | European Minis have those stupid looking Union Jack light
         | clusters, but IIRC it's just the horizontal bar that flashes
         | yellow on those, not the extra diagonal bits that make them
         | into reverse arrows.
        
           | jowsie wrote:
           | Can confirm this is how UK spec Mini's behave.
        
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