[HN Gopher] Slacktyping: I'm typing when you're typing (2018)
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       Slacktyping: I'm typing when you're typing (2018)
        
       Author : thunderbong
       Score  : 499 points
       Date   : 2021-09-23 20:26 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | amoe_ wrote:
       | I know it's a joke but IIRC these simple scripts don't work
       | anymore, as Slack deprecated the token-only auth mechanism.
        
       | neutronicus wrote:
       | Always good to see a "Fix 100% CPU Usage" commit message
        
         | Johnny555 wrote:
         | That update broke my workflow. I configured Slack to interpret
         | a rapid CPU temperature rise as "send thumbs up emoji".
         | 
         | (stolen from https://xkcd.com/1172/)
        
           | eyelidlessness wrote:
           | Slashdot's slide into rampant abuse and 4chan levels of
           | racism was gradual until it was sudden. When I finally
           | stopped visiting, I felt confident saying "nothing of value
           | was lost". But that was wrong.
           | 
           | This is the umpteenth time I've seen an appropriate, relevant
           | XKCD reference downvoted for no apparent reason in the last
           | few days. I miss the inevitable perfect recall for relevant
           | XKCD in the old Slashdot days. It's sad that there's
           | apparently such disdain for that sort of fun on here, even in
           | comments on a fun submission.
        
             | floren wrote:
             | Slashdot had turned to garbage before the first XKCD was
             | ever published.
             | 
             | "Obligatory XKCD" comments read like low-effort karma grabs
             | to me and presumably others. "You, sir, owe me a new
             | keyboard!" "Here, take my updoot!!!".
        
               | eyelidlessness wrote:
               | > Slashdot had turned to garbage before the first XKCD
               | was ever published.
               | 
               | Sure, and it was probably always garbage. The point of
               | the observation was that as garbage became sewage and
               | filth, I thought whatever value there ever had been was
               | naught. But I realized something was lost in that
               | process. Clearly you disagree with that...
               | 
               | > "Obligatory XKCD" comments read like low-effort karma
               | grabs to me and presumably others.
               | 
               | The link above and many of the others I've seen haven't
               | engaged that way. But even if so, so what? The actual
               | linked content is both relevant and engaging for those
               | curious. I still find myself amused going back to them
               | when I don't fully remember their contents, and I very
               | seldom find them unthoughtful.
               | 
               | But who cares? It's not like karma is scarce. Why
               | shouldn't people who enjoy it as side banter have that
               | joy? The world is hard enough as it is without punishing
               | completely harmless fun.
        
             | frosted-flakes wrote:
             | You're overthinking it. It was almost certainly down-voted
             | because it was a low effort post that doesn't add much to
             | the discussion.
        
               | eyelidlessness wrote:
               | It added something for me, which is why I took the time
               | and effort to explain why beyond upvoting it.
        
         | Waterluvian wrote:
         | I learned Rust by writing a game boy emulator. It always takes
         | 100% CPU because that's apparently how VSYNC blocking works in
         | SDL or something.
         | 
         | But the actual effect never feels like the computer is
         | dragging. Perhaps because multiple cores.
         | 
         | It's better than a "fix 400% CPU usage" commit.
        
         | cozzyd wrote:
         | that can only be achieved by uninstalling slack
        
         | lapetitejort wrote:
         | However, pegging your CPU at 100% would make your computer seem
         | busy, which matches the theme of the plugin.
        
           | dylan604 wrote:
           | maybe if you only have a single core CPU. otherwise, pegging
           | your CPU at 400% or 800% might feel sluggish
        
       | allenu wrote:
       | I love little hacks/projects like this. It's art.
        
       | nabaraz wrote:
       | Somehow related, most of my typing on Slack is adding a line
       | break because I find messages too close to each other.
       | 
       | -----
        
       | shadeslayer_ wrote:
       | Chaotic evil.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | tunesmith wrote:
       | I saw the headline and got excited that someone wrote a modern
       | talk/otalk/ytalk program... I miss being able to watch someone
       | else's typos when I'm touch-typing.
        
         | dmd wrote:
         | I made that! http://typeto.me/
         | 
         | (yes, http. https won't work. sorry. i'll fix it someday.)
         | 
         | also, we would LOVE someone to fork this and/or take it over,
         | we really don't have time to maintain it.
        
           | tunesmith wrote:
           | Ah so cool! That really took me back.
        
           | hasmolo wrote:
           | i'd be interested. how'd you like me to reach out?
        
       | marstall wrote:
       | Colin Robinson, the psychic vampire character on the show "What
       | We Do In the Shadows", would looooove this tool.
        
       | craigkerstiens wrote:
       | Having worked with Will for quite a few years, he has a great
       | ability to create some impressive projects like this. Even his
       | commit graph on his GitHub (https://github.com/will) has been
       | consistent for I think 10 years now?
        
         | lapetitejort wrote:
         | Very clever of him to have Friday align with the horizontal
         | strokes of W, I, and L. Ready Only Friday manifested.
        
         | shoo wrote:
         | consider paying a visit to Will's homepage:
         | http://bitfission.com/
         | 
         | Even though the site is under construction, it is still very
         | nice, with some enjoyable tunes.
        
           | volkk wrote:
           | i clicked back to get back to HN after visiting and the music
           | was still playing. oddly enough i didnt hate that.
        
           | rualca wrote:
           | Oh dear God...
           | 
           | WEBRING!
           | 
           | I haven't heard that in a while.
           | 
           | I'm starting to have flashbacks, hearing the sound of 56kb
           | dialup modems...
        
           | willlll wrote:
           | Thank you. please don't try and right click to steal the
           | source though
        
             | lloydgrossman wrote:
             | Made on mac and doom music. You're an incredible human
        
             | mattgreenrocks wrote:
             | You are an incredible webmaster!
        
             | tentacleuno wrote:
             | It needs one of those things that alerts anyone who tries
             | to right click :) An even better one would be to totally
             | preventDefault oncontextmenu. That'll stop them!
        
               | makeworld wrote:
               | > It needs one of those things that alerts anyone who
               | tries to right click :)
               | 
               | Did you visit the site?
        
           | mcbishop wrote:
           | I had a good laugh there, thanks.
        
           | exikyut wrote:
           | Wow, so _this_ is the webmaster who maintains Ling 's Cars!
        
           | jaredsohn wrote:
           | Make sure you're running Netscape 3.0.
           | 
           | It won't play midi files natively for me in Chrome.
        
         | sam0x17 wrote:
         | Will is a legend. He is the epitome of big dick energy on
         | GitHub. The sheer audacity of his username being "will", his
         | commit graph, the fact that I already knew who he was before
         | this was posted on HN... legend...
        
           | stavros wrote:
           | > big dick energy
           | 
           | Should I keep fighting against this phrase or is it futile?
        
             | throwaway420y wrote:
             | Depends in you're fighting it with big dick energy or not
        
         | astrea wrote:
         | On the note of GitHub commit history, incredibly off-topic: I
         | hate when potential jobs ask for my github profile (sometimes
         | as a strict requirement). All of my (4+ years) profesional work
         | has been in private Bitbucket repos so my github is a random
         | college project and some community project I did one weekend.
         | Should I be feeding the "grind mentality" and contributing to
         | open source or doing random side projects to fluff it out? Am I
         | the odd one out?
        
           | hop34s3w wrote:
           | What is "grind mentality" in this context? Is this common in
           | the programming world too?
        
           | jypepin wrote:
           | no you're fine without a filled github account. most
           | engineers don't write code during their free time and, like
           | you, work in private repos for their corporate job.
        
           | seoulmetro wrote:
           | No, you shouldn't. It's obvious that any job that "requires"
           | this, will not be a job that you want to be in.
           | 
           | I do all my work on private repos. My github looks bare. If
           | they want code I'll send them code. If they want my github
           | profile, I'll send them that and tell them all my code is
           | private, hit me up for it/examples.
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | andjd wrote:
         | It's pretty easy to spoof the commit graph on Github like this,
         | since Github bases it on user-provided timestamps and does not
         | question them.
        
           | lapetitejort wrote:
           | Will has a repository just for that:
           | https://github.com/will/githubprofilecheat
        
             | sundvor wrote:
             | It's covered with commits well into the future :) Love it.
        
         | gruez wrote:
         | >Even his commit graph on his GitHub (https://github.com/will)
         | has been consistent for I think 10 years now?
         | 
         | umm... https://github.com/will/githubprofilecheat
        
           | craigkerstiens wrote:
           | So it has been 10 years :)
        
           | teruakohatu wrote:
           | He has pushed 21,383 commits to that repo to keep his commit
           | graph looking that good.
           | 
           | Note the few days he had to push commits when they were zero
           | commit days.
        
           | Glide wrote:
           | It even spells out his first name....
        
             | Kiro wrote:
             | I thought that was the whole topic of this conversation.
        
           | skylanh wrote:
           | One day Will will while away Will's last wonton day, and a
           | scheduled task somewhere will continue this repo.
        
       | sharmin123 wrote:
       | How Does A Hacker Hack A Phone? How To Avoid Phone Hacking?:
       | https://www.hackerslist.co/how-does-a-hacker-hack-a.../
        
       | Zababa wrote:
       | Looking at the repo and the tweet, this should be dated (2018).
       | Which would explain a lot of things.
        
         | dkdbejwi383 wrote:
         | Which things, specifically?
        
           | notyourwork wrote:
           | Specifically that the year is 2021, not 2018.
        
             | intricatedetail wrote:
             | Something there is almost worldwide consensus, which is
             | remarkable...
        
               | elzbardico wrote:
               | How can we be sure dissent is not being censored and
               | suppressed by force?
        
               | sva_ wrote:
               | Not by a far stretch. I noticed the Thais count from
               | Buddha's birth on. Wondered what other cultures do.
        
               | yesbabyyes wrote:
               | The Hebrew1 and Byzantine calendars count from Anno
               | Mundi, the creation of the world (they don't agree how
               | old the world is).
               | 
               | The Juche calendar counts from the birth of Kim Il-sung.
               | 
               | Unix counts from the Epoch.
               | 
               | The Islamic calendar counts from when the prophet
               | Muhammad moved from Mecca to Medina.
               | 
               | The Ab urbe condita counts from the foundation of the
               | City (i.e. Rome).
               | 
               | There are many, many more:
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar_era
               | 
               | 1 Since Maimonides, before that it was from the
               | destruction of the temple.
               | 
               | (Edit: Formatting).
        
               | erik_seaberg wrote:
               | I enjoyed Vinge's future history:
               | 
               | > Take the Traders' method of timekeeping. The frame
               | corrections were incredibly complex - and down at the
               | very bottom of it was a little program that ran a
               | counter. Second by second, the Qeng Ho counted from the
               | instant that a human had first set foot on Old Earth's
               | moon. But if you looked at it still more closely ... the
               | starting instant was actually about fifteen million
               | seconds later, the 0-second of one of Humankind's first
               | computer operating systems.
        
               | vidarh wrote:
               | His descriptions of layers on layers of ancient code
               | still running in that far future setting is somehow one
               | of the most horrifying things I've read in scifi.
        
             | chaorace wrote:
             | [citation needed]
        
           | Zababa wrote:
           | It's intended as a joke, because I've seen this happen
           | (someone typing when I am, stopping when I stop) a lot.
        
         | dang wrote:
         | Ok, we'll put that up there.
        
           | thatguy0900 wrote:
           | Out of curiosity, how is is that you see these comments?
        
             | dang wrote:
             | That time I just saw it while browsing the thread. There's
             | no systematic way. But if you want to be sure we see
             | something, you can always email hn@ycombinator.com.
        
             | Sebb767 wrote:
             | HN has a few non-public mods, so probably one pings him if
             | he doesn't find it himself.
             | 
             | But I personally prefer the explanation that dang is
             | omniscient ;)
        
               | brigandish wrote:
               | s/explanation/truth,/ ;)
        
           | Zababa wrote:
           | Thanks!
        
       | itisit wrote:
       | Presence awareness is an insidious overreach IMO. Warms my heart
       | to see petty rebelliousness automated in this way. I'd also like
       | to see something that edits the same Slack message ad nauseam
       | with banal remarks.
        
         | Johnny555 wrote:
         | I dunno, I find the typing notification useful in group
         | discussions so I know that coworker A is about to say something
         | (and I know that she's going to make the exact same point I was
         | going to make).
         | 
         | I find active/non-active presence helpful so I know whether or
         | not to expect a reply soon.
        
           | anyfoo wrote:
           | I've been talking to friends every day, for what amounts to
           | decades now, over chat tools that don't show when anyone is
           | typing. In contrast to e.g. the tools at work that do, I feel
           | like the interactions we have not only don't suffer from not
           | seeing who is typing, but generally feel "easier" to me.
           | There is no "oh I was about to type but now you're typing so
           | I'll stop typing", or "I started typing but on second thought
           | I don't have anything to add right now (or maybe I was
           | interrupted) and now you're waiting for me", or any of that
           | tired stuff.
        
           | itisit wrote:
           | I prefer to communicate asynchronously via text to keep
           | myself and others focused on work. People become
           | surprisiginly resourceful when they no longer expect or rely
           | on realtime (or near to it) replies. To each their own, of
           | course.
        
             | Johnny555 wrote:
             | That's what makes Slack presence so useful, I pause my
             | notifications when I don't want to be interrupted -- others
             | can see that in my presence (but if they really need me,
             | they can choose to notify me anyway). So I can stay heads-
             | down and work, but if something important happens, I'm
             | still reachable. And at least in my company, people don't
             | abuse do not disturb.
             | 
             | Plus, I never need to wonder if it's safe to send a message
             | to a coworker for their timezone "George is in Germany, am
             | I going to wake him up if I send me a message now?" I can
             | rely on him setting notifications appropriately.
        
           | dllthomas wrote:
           | I added a loading indicator emoji that I use if I want to
           | respond to something but it's going to take a bit.
        
         | dilap wrote:
         | Yeah, I've realized _nothing good_ ever comes from knowing when
         | someone else is typing. As this rather extreme example
         | illustrates.
        
         | riversflow wrote:
         | Why? You can easily tell if someone is paying attention if they
         | are talking in person. This seems really selfish to me, I
         | personally find it one of the best modern chat features. Then
         | again, I grew up with it and have learned to be zen about
         | several minutes of typing... followed by "k"
        
           | itisit wrote:
           | > You can easily tell if someone is paying attention if they
           | are talking in person. This seems really selfish to me
           | 
           | Privacy and concentration are selfish interests? Why not have
           | a 9-5 webcam of yourself feeding into my surveillance
           | dashboard? This way I can see my team hard at work as I would
           | in an open office. They'll love that.
           | 
           | The prior in-person work setup is not the ideal nor the
           | standard. I don't need or expect others to pay attention to
           | what I'm saying right when I'm saying it unless there's real
           | urgency. We're all IP-enabled meat functions now; there's no
           | going back.
        
         | bentcorner wrote:
         | Pidgin has a feature that notifies you when someone starts
         | typing at you or goes from "Away" to "Online". Kind of weirds
         | people out when you message them _just_ before they message
         | you, or you message them the instant they sit down at their PC.
        
           | throwaway287391 wrote:
           | > Kind of weirds people out when ... you message them the
           | instant they sit down at their PC.
           | 
           | I miss the AIM days when you'd hear the "door opening" sound
           | when someone signed on. It was totally normal to immediately
           | ping someone then because signing onto AIM was asking to be
           | pinged. And that sound made your heart skip a beat because it
           | might be the girl you like and she might even IM you first :o
        
             | seoulmetro wrote:
             | MSN user here. Feigning a sign in and out was a good way to
             | start a conversation with someone without looking like you
             | wanted to talk to them first. i.e. crush, gf, friend you're
             | not so close with.
        
       | jedberg wrote:
       | "Everyone loves it so far and doesn't find it annoying at all!"
        
       | teeray wrote:
       | Cool, now I want one that will suppress these so I can write in
       | peace without the other person wondering why it's taking me so
       | long to write.
        
         | tyingq wrote:
         | As a chrome extension, but the source gives you some idea what
         | to tweak...
         | 
         | https://github.com/andrewconner/slack-hide-typing/blob/maste...
        
       | lopatin wrote:
       | You wrote code for with the only potential benefit of
       | (successfully) making us lol. All I have to offer is an upvote.
        
       | caramelazimuth wrote:
       | The person who invented the "is typing" feature:
       | 
       | https://slate.com/technology/2014/02/typing-indicator-in-cha...
        
         | Aachen wrote:
         | MSN in 1999 was the first according to the person who made it
         | for Microsoft, David Auerbach.
         | 
         | > the feature was well-received and soon copied by AOL and
         | Yahoo, the other two big IM forces back then.
         | 
         | No big insights about typing indicators in the article, though,
         | e.g no user research was done or anything.
         | 
         | Near the bottom of the article is an interesting bit about
         | messengers showing the message, not just a typing indicator, in
         | realtime. I guess people nowadays (I certainly would) think of
         | it as something Google tried, but it sounds like this predates
         | MSN. The author says they prefer that over typing indicators.
        
           | vidarh wrote:
           | > guess people nowadays (I certainly would) think of it as
           | something Google tried, but it sounds like this predates MSN.
           | The author says they prefer that over typing indicators.
           | 
           | "talk" which he describes dates back to the early 80's, but
           | there were predecessors on systems predating Unix as well
           | long before that.
        
       | binwiederhier wrote:
       | Since we're talking about stupid Slack bots, I feel compelled to
       | mention my stupid bot: REPLbot [1] is a Slack/Discord bot for
       | running interactive REPLs and shells from a chat.
       | 
       | It is fun and marginally useful. It supports sharing your own
       | terminal in Slack too.
       | 
       | [1] https://github.com/binwiederhier/replbot
        
         | maddyboo wrote:
         | That's not stupid, that's really cool!
        
       | danielandrews43 wrote:
       | My slack bot is a dictionary for acronyms at work
       | https://tryplayground.slack.com/apps/AKCHPAYCC-acronym-bot
        
       | amerine wrote:
       | Ahhhh one of my favs humans. Hahha. If you get a chance to work
       | with him, jump on it!!
        
       | fdr wrote:
       | My favorite WillSoft so far is his emoji film renderer.
       | https://youtu.be/v32XHJxljKI?t=876
        
       | alex_c wrote:
       | This is pure, distilled, 100% evil. I love it.
        
       | colordrops wrote:
       | Does this also make your status green?
        
       | don-code wrote:
       | While I do appreciate the humor here, it's a personal gripe that
       | conversations on Slack tend to optimize towards speed of
       | responses - and when taken to an extreme, they take the form of:
       | 
       | > This message
       | 
       | > is
       | 
       | > sent over a few lines
       | 
       | (awkward pause)
       | 
       | > so that
       | 
       | > I can get in a point
       | 
       | > before you start typing something
       | 
       | Asynchronous means of communication (Github PRs, Jira tickets,
       | dare I say e-mails) mean that I submit a fully-formed thought as
       | a digest, but Slack sometimes becomes a stream of consciousness -
       | one that I have trouble breaking someone out of.
        
         | k__ wrote:
         | While your example is clearly a strawman, I have to admit I
         | tend to many short messages on chats.
         | 
         | It's not email, there is someone sitting on the other side who
         | waits, so I give them something to read. When I call them, they
         | also hear what I say when I say it and not after the whole
         | message is complete.
        
         | lrvick wrote:
         | I for one prefer stream of consciousness in chat.
         | 
         | That is the point of chat.
         | 
         | If I want structured longform discourse I use mailing lists.
        
           | e-clinton wrote:
           | If I have to read it, I'd rather you take your time thinking
           | about what you are writing. For voice or video, stream of
           | consciousness works well.
        
             | Talanes wrote:
             | And if I am waiting for a reply, I would rather you spit
             | out what you're saying rather than waste my time waiting
             | for you to say it prettier.
             | 
             | No communication heuristic will be perfect.
        
               | lrvick wrote:
               | So much this. I would rather people spit it out than
               | agonize word smithing with me.
               | 
               | I don't know why people treat text as different from
               | speaking.
               | 
               | I read much faster than most people can speak though so I
               | consider stream of consciousness in text as way less
               | demanding than doing it in a meeting.
        
               | scbrg wrote:
               | > if I am waiting
               | 
               | Just don't. It's still asynchronous.
        
               | tharkun__ wrote:
               | There's a balance. Like the example the OP gave is
               | abysmal. I do not want that. Have one or two actual
               | sentences and send it, if we're in an actual live
               | conversation. If you can't type that fast enough, take a
               | typing course.
               | 
               | If we're not actively talking, write the whole damn
               | paragraph before you send it! One thing I really dislike
               | is:                   > Hey, how's going?
               | 
               | ... some time later ...                   > Can I ask you
               | a question on $TOPIC?
               | 
               | ...
               | 
               | Will not get an answer from me. Well maybe once, if we've
               | never talked before and that will be along the lines of
               | "just go ahead and ask, don't bother with the chit chat".
               | Most people 'get' this nowadays but there are some hold-
               | outs. I suppose the hold-outs might be more numerous in
               | non-tech companies or in the non-tech departments of
               | those companies.
        
               | greedy_buffer wrote:
               | You're not alone with this specific gripe. Some of my
               | colleagues include sites similar to https://nohello.net
               | in their staff directory page.
        
               | phone8675309 wrote:
               | I tend to find the best response to any chat message that
               | boils down to "Hey, can I ask you a question?" is "You
               | just did."
        
               | wing-_-nuts wrote:
               | The worst is when I ignore their preamble, waiting on the
               | question and the other person turns around and shoots an
               | email to my manager, cc'ing me and saying 'so and so was
               | away, do you know who I might ask about x?'. Like, no, I
               | was just waiting for you to get to the point!
        
             | c22 wrote:
             | Man, I'm the complete opposite. It's pretty much
             | instantaneous for me to read (or not really read) a few
             | words on a screen, but if you're droning on in the video
             | chat or on the phone, god help us.
        
           | bostonsre wrote:
           | Conversations are fine as long as messages contain complete
           | thoughts that merit a response. Saying hey in one message,
           | then typing and then sending the message does no one any
           | good, all it does is interrupt the receiver and force a
           | context switch before you can run any instructions/respond.
        
             | c22 wrote:
             | I remember on ICQ I used to like to use the mode where you
             | saw each character your partner typed. Google Wave was
             | satisfying in that way too.
        
               | SamPatt wrote:
               | Some data modes on ham radio work like this. You can even
               | see them fix typos over the air.
               | 
               | Lots of fun.
        
               | bqmjjx0kac wrote:
               | Live typing would really trip me up. I'd probably wind up
               | drafting my messages in a text editor and pasting them
               | in.
        
               | jon-wood wrote:
               | I have no ideas how many times I'd have been fired if
               | Slack did this. Let's just say my first pass on a message
               | in the heat of the moment can sometimes be less than
               | professional.
        
               | lrvick wrote:
               | When talking in person over some beers that is exactly
               | what you get.
               | 
               | I talk to people in chat like I would IRL.
               | 
               | Personally I only like working with people that don't
               | feel they need a filter. I sure don't have one.
               | 
               | I find it is easier to trust people that say what they
               | think and feel as they think and feel it.
               | 
               | If you think "this code is an insecure joke and I keep
               | trying to convince myself why we should not scrap it all
               | and start over", then say it.
               | 
               | I said that to a CEO once and he admitted he wrote most
               | of that code, thanked me for my candor, and agreed it
               | should be rewritten given how important it had become.
        
           | grimgrin wrote:
           | I wonder if the OP is referring to channels versus DMs? Also
           | this is maybe a huge culture thing at least regarding
           | "inherited channel etiquette"
           | 
           | In a DM I am _for sure_ stream of consciousness
           | 
           | edit: also in a #red channel
        
             | lrvick wrote:
             | I am the same in channels or DMs, with the only exception
             | being alert channels that need to be on topic and low
             | noise.
        
           | matsemann wrote:
           | https://nohello.net/
        
         | Recurecur wrote:
         | Ha, someone on my project does exactly that...it never occurred
         | to me it might be for perceived speed, I just figured ADHD...
         | :^)
        
         | dangerface wrote:
         | Chat is for conversations it should be a back and forth, if you
         | don't like that choose a method of communication that isn't a
         | conversation.
        
         | isoprophlex wrote:
         | I on the other hand don't enjoy people who write paragraph upon
         | paragraph in a single message. Its chat. Just quickly hammer
         | off your stream of consciousness rambling into the chat; send
         | an email otherwise.
         | 
         | Look at it this way, they're gonna make their point anyway. The
         | sooner you know the better ;)
        
           | wruza wrote:
           | Sending message after message with no complete point until
           | last one is like holding a mutex to the person's attention.
           | Annoyance, there is no other way to look at it.
        
             | dukeyukey wrote:
             | As long as it's asynchronous I'm fine with people doing
             | this. It's coworkers who go "Hello dukeyukey" and pause is
             | what annoys me. Being polite is great, but let me know what
             | you want before I decide to drop what I'm working on to
             | chat about it.
        
               | johannes1234321 wrote:
               | even worth is
               | 
               | A: Hello @B!
               | 
               | ... waiting ...
               | 
               | B: yeah, what's up?
               | 
               | A: how are you?
               | 
               | B: fine, what's up?
               | 
               | A: i have a question
               | 
               | B: ... okay ...
               | 
               | A: (now the real question comes, whuch then requires lots
               | of clarification ...)
               | 
               | B: yes (or "no" and thst's the full answer needed)
        
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               | Macha wrote:
               | Yeah
               | 
               | "Yt?"
               | 
               | "Yes"
               | 
               | "Coworker is typing..." for 20 minutes
               | 
               | The above is a way more frustrating interaction because
               | it feels that now the coworker feels I'm obligated to
               | respond to a much longer query than I had anticipated.
               | I'd expected a short query which I could either answer
               | offhand or evaluate its priority to indicate if I had
               | time to handle it. Instead I now need to let someone down
               | that after 20 minutes of explaining their problem, I
               | actually don't have the time or info to help them debug
               | their CI build.
               | 
               | It's gotten to the point that I simply stopped answering
               | these naked hellos/yt questions.
        
         | ulrikrasmussen wrote:
         | I turn off typing indications and also don't send my status to
         | the server for the same reason. I've never liked them, and
         | actually have always felt that they were a bit invasive. Why
         | should the other party know that I typed up something and then
         | decided not to send it?
        
         | 1123581321 wrote:
         | There's Slo, which is a slow mode admin plugin for Slack. I
         | wish it were baked in like Discord's slow mode (hopefully it
         | exist in Slack and someone will correct me.)
         | 
         | I agree it's really poor etiquette to make the view scroll for
         | no reason and to make it hard for others to participate. It's
         | fine in DMs or _maybe_ with 3-4 likeminded people, but in
         | anything meant for wider reading or participation it 's rude
         | (usually unintentionally) and counterproductive. Fortunately,
         | since it's not intentionally rude, it's not a big deal to teach
         | that good middle ground.
        
         | bostonsre wrote:
         | It is pretty annoying when people pause like that. I don't see
         | why they can't buffer their writes until they get a complete
         | thought (Saying "hey", then typing the next message is the
         | worst).
         | 
         | It isn't fully asynchronous if notifications are enabled. With
         | notifications, you are more like a single cpu server that has
         | to handle hardware interrupts for disk/network io. It stops you
         | from working and forces context switching, only people aren't
         | as good at context switching.
        
           | Emanation wrote:
           | Ha. I do this. It's emotional energy. Lacking seriousness or
           | im too preoccupied with how my reply will be understood or
           | not.
           | 
           | Granted, I dont think I ever stopped at 'hey-'
        
             | cto_of_antifa wrote:
             | Yup. And tolerating coworkers who do it is just part of
             | being an empathetic human who puts team communication as a
             | priority without being needlessly hostile. I've worked with
             | many developers like that, and no matter how great the
             | code, dealing with them was always tedious as hell.
        
           | the_gipsy wrote:
           | Someone should write a bot like the gp that autoreplies "hey,
           | how is your day going so far?" to a single "hey" line.
        
           | jacobsenscott wrote:
           | Even worse is people who type "hey", and then don't type
           | anything else until you "hey" back.
           | 
           | Even worse is "Hey, I want to talk about something. I'll call
           | you in 30 minutes."
        
           | wruza wrote:
           | _Saying "hey", then typing the next message is the worst_
           | 
           | You don't have colleagues who type "hey" and then wait for
           | your reply, do you?
        
           | jerf wrote:
           | "Saying "hey", then typing the next message is the worst"
           | 
           | Pro-tip if you're one of those: If you look at the slack
           | interface, there's not a lot of visual difference between two
           | messages in a row, and a single message separated by two
           | newlines (SHIFT-Enter if you don't know how to enter those).
           | 
           | It looks exactly the same to type "Hey.\n\nJust wanted to
           | check up on the status of the de-fooification project. How's
           | that going?" as it is to send those as two separate messages,
           | it looks just as polite on the screen, and it's way less
           | annoying.
        
             | bostonpete wrote:
             | Not relevant for your "Hey" example but I often do submit
             | successive thoughts as separate messages rather than one
             | less disruptive message because it allows readers to add
             | reactions/responses to the individual thoughts.
        
           | vidarh wrote:
           | > Saying "hey", then typing the next message is the worst
           | 
           | "hey" [waits for a response; then a long pause and
           | agonisingly slow typing after you've said hey back]
           | 
           | "Can I ask you a question?" [waits for a response]
           | [agonisingly slow typing coupled with intermittent pauses].
           | 
           | Always makes me want to yell at people to just ask their damn
           | question.
        
         | sundvor wrote:
         | Hey Don-Code
        
           | sundvor wrote:
           | (made a coffee, put out the bins whilst I had your imaginary
           | attention)
           | 
           | .. I completely agree with what you wrote. Just please skip
           | the niceties and write the whole request in one message.
           | Prefix with the greeting! And any follow up details can go in
           | a thread.
        
         | Jensson wrote:
         | Usually it doesn't look like that, the first part is self
         | contained and the remaining are small additions that they
         | figured out in the moment. If you tell people to stop doing
         | that then all that will happen is that they wont write those
         | clarifications.
        
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