[HN Gopher] Introduction to Hippo: The WebAssembly PaaS
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Introduction to Hippo: The WebAssembly PaaS
Author : schmichael
Score : 28 points
Date : 2021-09-21 20:57 UTC (2 hours ago)
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| sergiomattei wrote:
| I honestly didn't understand a single word in this article.
|
| Can anyone please ELI5?
| zrail wrote:
| Self hosted Cloudflare workers, sort of
| babelfish wrote:
| But only for WASM, and has cold starts (Workers don't)
| codetrotter wrote:
| > An application is packaged as a bindle. Bindles are collected
| together in a bindle server that you can search.
|
| It's a good article and nice work. But I couldn't help but think
| of that one scene from Rick & Morty when I read this that goes
| like:
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| "Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle
| bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem
| is then...repurposed for later batches.
|
| "They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo,
| where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the
| fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.
|
| "Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it.
|
| "They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.
|
| "The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and
| grumbo are shaved away.
|
| "That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus."
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| https://youtu.be/eMJk4y9NGvE
| tmccrary55 wrote:
| Haha, this was my exact thought as well!
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