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       Advice to New Managers: Don't Joke About Firing People (2020)
        
       Author : staccatomeasure
       Score  : 320 points
       Date   : 2021-09-20 11:40 UTC (11 hours ago)
        
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       | arthur_sav wrote:
       | What about quitting? I always joke about quitting
        
         | checkyoursudo wrote:
         | I know a person who started joking about leaving if they gave
         | him a pile of money and showed him the door. He was super
         | valuable to the company and very senior. New CEO and VPs come
         | in and start demanding cuts. A couple of months later, guess
         | who was given a pile of money and shown the door?
        
           | mgkimsal wrote:
           | Always strange that 'cuts' often involve spending more money.
           | I guess the size of the pile is relevant, and I get that it's
           | offset against potential future cost/commitment.
           | 
           | Person X at $100k is given ... $40k to quit now, because it
           | will save company perhaps $260k in the next 2 years. But..
           | that $40k is coming from somewhere now, no? Maybe some is
           | coming from other folks cut immediately without the big pile
           | of cash?
        
             | JohnFen wrote:
             | This might be related to a business truth that I learned
             | the hard way...
             | 
             | It's generally cheaper to make a single larger payout than
             | to engage in recurring smaller payouts.
        
             | ashtonkem wrote:
             | Generally speaking the payouts I've seen amount to about
             | 3-4 months of salary, so the timeline to break even is
             | fairy obvious (less the cost of benefits, which shortens
             | the timeline).
             | 
             | Ditto with layoffs. 2-3 months salary to get rid of
             | employees you can't afford at the moment is a short payoff
             | compared to salaries, and worth it to salvage some
             | reputation for future hiring.
        
             | mywittyname wrote:
             | Cheaper in the long-run is an important consideration.
             | 
             | Most large companies set aside money for layoffs in their
             | financial filings under one-time expenses. They will
             | usually explain what impact the layoffs will be expected to
             | have on profitability.
        
             | codingdave wrote:
             | That can be to make a company look good on paper when
             | seeking some kind of investment round. "Sure, we have some
             | big capital expenses this year, but our operating budget
             | for the future is X% smaller"
             | 
             | I frequently see short-term decisions to get funding
             | triumph over long-term planning when private investors are
             | involved. And it might even be the right choice - grow and
             | get all the funds, then clean up tech debt in future years.
             | It can be frustrating, but is a valid business play.
        
         | ashtonkem wrote:
         | Depends on company morale. I wouldn't make that joke if people
         | are on edge and worried that you might quit.
        
         | lincolnq wrote:
         | If one of my reports were joking about quitting, I would at
         | least consider whether they were in a ha-ha-only-serious mode,
         | and probably bring it up at our next 1:1. I don't think there's
         | as much risk of hurting someone personally if you joke about
         | quitting, but i do think it's an easy way to attract
         | potentially unwanted attention/conversations with your manager!
        
         | roflc0ptic wrote:
         | not a lot of upside to jokes like that. it's not wildly funny,
         | and it might freak someone out.
        
           | mk89 wrote:
           | How is it funny that your manager tells you _as a joke_ that
           | he is gonna fire you?
           | 
           | The truth it: neither of them is a joke. It's just pure BS
           | that comes either out of sheer and innocent incompetence or
           | stupidity.
        
             | roflc0ptic wrote:
             | I didn't say it was funny. I also think joking about firing
             | people 1. isn't funny, and 2. risks freaking people out.
             | 
             | A good rule of thumb is "don't make gambles where the best-
             | case scenario is that nothing bad happens."
        
               | mk89 wrote:
               | I think I misread your comment :)
               | 
               | I think that another way to _prevent_ it is by asking
               | yourself if the other person will find it funny.
               | 
               | That's a general advice not just specific to
               | firing/leaving a company.
        
         | pc86 wrote:
         | The reason you don't joke about firing someone is because of
         | the power imbalance. The employee will usually be in a bad spot
         | if they actually are fired, and the company will be fine
         | (usually better off, even). Furthermore, there's no real
         | recourse on the employee side. If they are offended by the joke
         | they can't really complain, because if the boss is so tone deaf
         | as to joke about firing, they're unlikely to take criticism
         | like that well.
         | 
         | No such power imbalance exists with an employee joking about
         | quitting, but I also struggle to think of any situation in
         | which it's actually a funny joke to make.
        
           | jan_Inkepa wrote:
           | >The employee will usually be in a bad spot if they actually
           | are fired, and the company will be fine (usually better off,
           | even).
           | 
           | Boss, to employee: "I'd just like you to know that I'd never
           | joke about firing you. I recognise that it would be
           | needlessly cruel because, although you're reliant on the
           | company to earn a living, the company would actually be
           | better off without you." D:
        
             | pc86 wrote:
             | If the company is firing someone it's [probably] because
             | they're in a better position without them. I probably could
             | have phrased it better but it's somewhat tautological so I
             | didn't think it would be that offensive of a statement :)
        
         | JohnFen wrote:
         | In my opinion, joking about quitting is about as good of an
         | idea as joking about firing someone. I wouldn't even advise
         | talking about quitting in any way unless you've already made
         | the decision to quit (and even then, it's not a fantastic
         | idea).
        
       | sieste wrote:
       | I usually do the opposite. Sometimes when someone I manage asks
       | me how things are going, I jokingly tell them I'm trying my best
       | not to get fired. I find it helps break the ice, and shows them
       | that other people are struggling with that same insecurities.
       | Reading some of the comments on here I'm now concerned that such
       | comments might also amplify a general latent fear of getting
       | fired, so I'll probably stop doing this.
        
         | ickelbawd wrote:
         | Yeah probably best to not make it about being fired--since your
         | boss is ultimately their boss--makes them wonder when the axe
         | might come for them next... That said I'm definitely a fan of
         | some self-depreciating humor to help others relax and build
         | rapport. Humor can be a wonderful tool really.
        
       | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
       | I feel that it's sad this even needs to be advice. I'd think it
       | should be obvious, but we miss "obvious" things, every day.
       | 
       | Management is, way too often, treated as a "privilege," and a
       | "reward."
       | 
       | I was a manager for 25 years. I never felt "privileged," and I
       | considered it a "curse."
       | 
       | I hated every damn minute of it, but I kept doing it, because I
       | am a control freak, and couldn't trust anyone else to do a better
       | job. I also avoided getting promoted, because I didn't want to
       | leave my team in the hands of the other managers I knew.
       | 
       | Most of my peers and superiors provided object examples in what
       | not to do.
        
         | Danieru wrote:
         | In my experience the issue arises not because managers are
         | treating the position as a privilege. Rather the opposite. A
         | regular person one day becomes a manager. They feel the same
         | today as the day before. They feel the new power is fake, or
         | theoretical. It becomes easy to joke about this power. In their
         | head the joke is funny because of irony. "How could I have
         | power? I'm just a regular person."
         | 
         | A further issue is the mismatch in weight given to their words
         | over their intention. Even I hit this, once my employee told me
         | he gave strong weight to a point I had casually mentioned. For
         | once in my life someone remembered what I said better than me.
         | It was a bit worrying, as my exact comment had been meant to be
         | a minor point.
         | 
         | Thankfully I knew prior to "getting power" to, as I word it,
         | "never make jokes which imply a power structure". As the
         | listener can never truly know if the joke was speaking to an
         | unsaid idea.
        
           | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
           | Good point.
        
         | LanceH wrote:
         | Anyone who doesn't see how this might happen to a newly
         | promoted manager lacks imagination.
         | 
         | It's the same thing that manager might have said the day before
         | as a peer as a sort of grim humor, but is now suddenly off
         | limits. Hell, there is the possibility the relationship is good
         | enough that it is still funny.
        
       | indymike wrote:
       | The same advice applies to all managers, not just new ones.
        
       | Cthulhu_ wrote:
       | Previous discussion:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23477400
        
       | mberning wrote:
       | I don't think it's good for employees to joke about either. I
       | worked with a guy that was constantly half joking about getting
       | fired, layoffs, etc. It's a real drag to hear about all the time.
        
       | _moof wrote:
       | Oof, I feel this. I've made so many dumb mistakes in management
       | gigs, which is normal and just a part of learning any skill, but
       | it's so much more painful when your dumb mistakes are with other
       | people and their jobs. It's not like leaving out a comma where
       | you just feel silly for a second, recompile, and immediately
       | triumph and move on. No, now your mistakes hurt other people's
       | feelings, create awkwardness, diminish morale... although the
       | upside is that if you can deal with your mistakes skillfully, you
       | (somewhat paradoxically) end up strengthening relationships and
       | your team. But jeez, becoming a new manager is an act of serious
       | courage and humility. (And if it doesn't feel that way at first,
       | it will soon whether you like it or not!)
        
       | terramex wrote:
       | As a more general advice - person in position of power should not
       | joke about causing harm. Whether is is manager joking about
       | firing employee, stronger person joking about beating up weaker
       | one or parent joking about throwing child out of house when they
       | misbehave. This kind of humor works only when it is coming from
       | weaker position and even then only in certain situations.
        
         | wefarrell wrote:
         | "Always punch up, never punch down"
        
           | philwelch wrote:
           | The problem with this is that everyone sees themselves as the
           | underdog.
        
           | jnwatson wrote:
           | Exactly. The article's advice applies just as well if you're
           | a senior IC talking to a junior IC.
        
           | ponow wrote:
           | What about, "do no wrong"?
        
             | wizzwizz4 wrote:
             | (Good) Jokes that punch up are funny, not immoral. It's
             | _really_ hard to make a good joke that punches down; seeing
             | it pulled off makes me really respect (and kinda dislike) a
             | comedian (and I 've never seen a non-professional manage
             | it).
        
               | syspec wrote:
               | (got it)
        
         | freen wrote:
         | Now, think about your position of power in a historical
         | context. Are you a member of a group that has traditionally
         | held power? A gender that has traditionally been considered
         | "superior" or "acceptable"?
         | 
         | Same thing applies there too.
        
           | breakfastduck wrote:
           | Yes, let your uncontrollable birth circumstances define who
           | you are & how you act.
           | 
           | Wait...
        
           | krageon wrote:
           | This sort of performative signaling isn't helping the cause
           | you are ostensibly championing. There's ways to interact with
           | other people that don't start out from a position of
           | confrontation, those are far more likely to prevent folks
           | from having a knee-jerk dismissal response to you.
        
           | anoonmoose wrote:
           | GP getting upvoted because managers are in the minority on HN
           | 
           | P getting downvoted because members of historically powerful
           | groups and genders are not in the minority on HN
        
             | Veen wrote:
             | Or because no one likes being lectured by pompous self-
             | righteous strangers on a topic barely relevant to the
             | article. Especially when it's something we've all heard a
             | thousand times before presented as if it were a gift of
             | great wisdom.
        
               | throwaway0a5e wrote:
               | I agree in this particular case but the exception proves
               | the rule. Shoving vaguely applicable yet mostly useless
               | proverbial advice into internet comment sections is a
               | great low effort way to be rewarded with virtue points.
               | There are a few examples elsewhere in the comments of
               | such. Had he been more tactful about how he worded the
               | topic it likely would have been better received.
        
               | mrosett wrote:
               | This comment is gold. I genuinely chuckled as I read it.
        
             | seneca wrote:
             | In my case, it's because a managerial position is an
             | ephemeral role you voluntarily step into. Accepting a
             | managerial role means accepting certain rights and
             | constraints, including things like the topic of the
             | article.
             | 
             | Being told you have similar constraints simply because you
             | were born with a certain configuration is both arguable,
             | completely lacking any nuance or insight, and mostly
             | original-sin tinged dogma.
        
               | wizzwizz4 wrote:
               | Don't like it? Fix your society; it's what the rest of us
               | are trying to do. I would _love_ for basic interactions
               | with strangers not to be tainted by gender-based power
               | dynamics, but here we are; if you 're in a position where
               | you can ignore it, chances are that society has labelled
               | you "more powerful" (more able to do what you want
               | without social reprisal, etc.) and ignoring that is
               | making other people uncomfortable.
        
         | gowld wrote:
         | Or someone who routinely orders the killing of people, often
         | killing innocents people, joking about murdering innocent
         | people.
         | 
         | https://www.google.com/search?q=obama+drone+jonas
        
         | chokma wrote:
         | In school, we had a teacher who as famous for making jokes at
         | the expense of others. One time during chemistry in front of
         | the class he said to his most-liked pupil: "We have enough
         | poison here to kill everyone in class. Well, except me and you,
         | of course."
         | 
         | And that was the time the class decided to go to our head
         | teacher and tell her that his jokes were not funny at all and
         | she reported back that our chemistry teacher was surprised
         | about how someone did not appreciate his brand of humor.
        
         | mrtksn wrote:
         | Yep, position of power implies relationship structure that
         | brings completely different social dynamics than the equals.
         | That's also the exact same dynamics that makes something abuse
         | or not abuse. The recent "Me too" movement was essentially
         | based on it. I'm sure there could be another kind of "Me too"
         | movement that's not sexual but business or career centric.
        
         | dfxm12 wrote:
         | The weird thing is, in my experience, a lot of managers don't
         | see themselves as having power, or at least, aren't willing to
         | use that power for others. Bad managers who don't go to bat for
         | their reports, who joke about firing you while forgetting they
         | can actually fire you, not helping advance your career in any
         | way, etc.
        
           | PeterisP wrote:
           | I think that's the key dissonance here - that from the
           | perspective of employees (which it looks like you're
           | channeling here) managers have the power to fire people so it
           | sounds like a real threat, but from the perspective of
           | managers it's just making a fictional exaggeration because
           | they know that they don't really have the power to
           | unilaterally fire anyone without an excessive reason - in
           | most organizations, unless they're the founder-CEO of a small
           | company. They have been delegated some day-to-day
           | administrative power from the corporation and HR with respect
           | to their team, they have a voice and vote for hiring and
           | firing, but they don't often have a veto vote for saying who
           | is or isn't going to be in the team they have been assigned
           | to manage.
           | 
           | Not helping you advance or making your life difficult, yes,
           | managers can do that, but in general in all the organizations
           | I've seen (in IT corps and finance; perhaps industries like
           | e.g. fast food are very different) if a manager would really
           | want to get rid of someone, it would take them months of
           | "political effort" to try and do so (and they might still
           | fail), because they really did not have that power to just
           | fire someone.
        
             | scottLobster wrote:
             | Perhaps, but it's also worth noting the difference in
             | visibility between employee/manager. For all the employee
             | knows that "political effort" has been ongoing for the last
             | few months and they were non the wiser.
             | 
             | I work at a large company with separate
             | engineering/management tracks, and gaining any visibility
             | into the business from the engineering floor is like
             | pulling teeth. For example, I've been blindsided by
             | reassignments that are technically voluntary but I know if
             | I make a stink about them it'll hurt my reputation. I
             | certainly wasn't consulted about the problem my re-
             | assignment addresses until it was happening. That lack of
             | context creates an environment where employees have to read
             | the tea leaves from the drips and drabs of information they
             | can get, a joke about firing would definitely prompt me to
             | update my resume, just in case.
        
         | noneeeed wrote:
         | Totally agree with you on that.
         | 
         | However a slight variation about joking with kids that I find
         | does work surprisingly well is the totally exhagerrated
         | consequences. But it really has to be totally over the top and
         | utterly unbelievable, the sillier the better. It simultaneously
         | breaks the impending mood of conflict, makes them laugh, while
         | somehow actually motivating them to do what they are resisting.
         | We all know it won't be the real consequence of them (not)
         | doing whatever, but it still seems to work. It's weird. Doesn't
         | always work of course (nothing with kids ever does), but a
         | variation on the theme has frequently helped.
        
           | pbhjpbhj wrote:
           | I've often done that with my own kids, once tried it with a
           | child at my work - trying to none with them - kid took it
           | seriously and screamed the place down. No young kids get
           | sarcasm, but lots don't get exposed to silliness and so will
           | believe even ludicrous stuff from parents. That child taught
           | me well!
        
             | Volundr wrote:
             | I think people often underestimate the role trust plays in
             | humor (with both kids and adults). This explains why some
             | pretty awful jokes can be funny when coming from someone
             | you know intimately but not from a stranger, and why your
             | kids find it funny when you suggest xyz as a consequence,
             | but someone else's is horrified.
        
         | namelosw wrote:
         | I grew up in a region parents would randomly say something like
         | the following to their kids on daily basis and I hated it:
         | 
         | - You're eating too much and we can't afford you, we will
         | giving you to human traffickers for free.
         | 
         | - If you go out and play before finishing the homework you will
         | be eaten by wolves.
         | 
         | - If you don't obey the cops are going to arrest and execute
         | you.
         | 
         | - Stay away from dogs or it will bite your pp off.
         | 
         | - Oh we thought you were useful when we found you in the trash
         | can, it turns out we're wrong and we're going to throw you
         | back.
         | 
         | And there are hundreds of variants or so. They must have an
         | anti-fortune cookie database kept under their pillow... So
         | pathetic.
        
           | worker767424 wrote:
           | Guess now you get to return the favor and spend a decade
           | talking about sending them to the nursing home.
        
           | pm90 wrote:
           | "If your grades don't improve you are off to Military
           | School." Used to terrify me when I was really young because I
           | believed everything they said. As I grew up and the threat
           | never materialized I shrugged it off.
           | 
           | Cultures that think this behavior is ok are the fucking
           | worst. I would never ever do that if I had a child.
        
             | wizzwizz4 wrote:
             | It's okay! Anyone with 20 or so years' experience with the
             | culture's "humour" will understand that it's _clearly_ a
             | joke. Duh. Stupid 10 year old for believing it.
             | 
             | I found the tone of voice most significant in this kind of
             | situation. When it was "smiley, jokey", I would get it was
             | a joke - but even mock seriousness or, worse, _exasperated
             | parent_ , was completely credible.
        
           | peteradio wrote:
           | Jesus, where did you grow up. Where I grew up we would make
           | the first part of the joke but not the second. You are going
           | to jail. Not "you are going to get shot in the head". Dogs
           | biting dicks off?! America is too puritanical for that kind
           | of imagery to fly.
        
             | namelosw wrote:
             | Yeah, I should have guessed it sounds too much for fellow
             | Americans. I'm sorry.
             | 
             | I grew up in Asia. I guess it's one of those cultural
             | differences, like calling people "fatass" or drinking on
             | the street without a shirt is not too inappropriate in some
             | places. So people would have to shrug it off, try to adapt,
             | and try to think those are just jokes without bad
             | intentions. But still, it hurts and it does have life-long
             | negative impacts on many people as far as I can see.
             | 
             | On top of that, I find people from better-educated
             | families, or people from many other provinces in the same
             | country don't share the same experience as us. My guess is
             | economic and education status helps. From what I can see,
             | the current generation of kids does receive substantially
             | less abuse than say three decades ago.
        
         | jagtesh wrote:
         | Good general advice. Had a manager who would say to folks "you
         | won't get fired for xyz". Even the mention of firing made the
         | environment unpleasant. Now I fully appreciate how words can
         | have a profound effect on morale.
        
           | anon7725 wrote:
           | There is a person in my management chain who makes occasional
           | references to being fired along the lines of "If someone did
           | X they'd be instantly let go." I find that it makes for an
           | uncomfortable work environment - I've never heard managers
           | speak this way before. To be clear, I am not speaking about
           | some bright-line issue that comes up in required training.
           | 
           | It makes me think that they are a weak "rules lawyer" type,
           | who are more interested in always having plausible
           | deniability/coverage of their own ass than actually leading
           | their team.
        
             | gumby wrote:
             | As with everything there is a slight exception (doesn't
             | look like you were talking about this case): if someone
             | jokes about doing something forbidden it's proper for a
             | manager to say "sorry, but I don't like even joking about
             | that because violating safety protocol/falsifying govt form
             | X/paying a bribe even where it's the country's culture is
             | grounds for immediate termination. Let's just move on".
             | 
             | Sometimes we joke about things to reduce fear, but
             | sometimes joking about things normalizes them.
        
             | myohmy wrote:
             | I do that sometimes. I'm being 100% serious.
             | 
             | I get bureaucrats talk about building slow and expensive
             | process controls to prevent someone from doing something
             | stupid. I counter with the fact that we don't need the
             | controls because my employees know I will simply fire the
             | person if they do it.
        
           | dannyw wrote:
           | The inverse "we will support you for xyz" works just as well
           | anyway.
        
         | kodah wrote:
         | "Causing harm" is the kind of vaguery that makes people walk on
         | eggshells when taken seriously enough. I agree there are things
         | that managers shouldn't joke about, but I do think it's on us
         | to be specific about topics and scenarios.
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | mherdeg wrote:
       | Something I learned the hard way at the student newspaper is that
       | the word "Fired" has some very strong psychological implications
       | in US English -- it implies someone no longer has a job because
       | of something bad they did.
       | 
       | We got some strong negative feedback about a headline saying that
       | people had been "fired" when the story was that a kind of lab
       | technology had become obsolete and a number of lab technicians
       | had been laid off. I had signed off on the headline, was
       | responsible, and have never forgotten.
       | 
       | People take their jobs very seriously; it's the thing we choose
       | to do -- or have to do -- instead of being with our families and
       | friends. And "fired" is one of the strongest words in our
       | language. We need to be sure we understand what we are doing when
       | we use it.
        
       | rahulpadalkar wrote:
       | The title reminds me of the office episode.
        
         | irateswami wrote:
         | It takes someone with a Michael Scott-level of self-awareness
         | to ever think it would be a good idea.
        
       | notjustanymike wrote:
       | Watch Band of Brothers for more solid leadership advice. My
       | favorite: "Never put yourself in a position where you can take
       | something from these men."
        
         | mgkimsal wrote:
         | Funny you bring that up. Rewatching this with my wife - haven't
         | seen it in... 18 years? That's one of those lines that has
         | stuck with me the last couple days (midway through so far).
         | Really, much of the last 5 episodes are a blur - I can't digest
         | all the violence. But that line just sticks out. Any others
         | that have stuck with you?
        
           | notjustanymike wrote:
           | None specifically, but since I've been managing a team of 9
           | engineers during the pandemic I certainly sympathize with
           | Nixon becoming an alcoholic.
           | 
           | It's also an interesting show to watch as you progress in
           | your career. Winters always wants to be part of the action,
           | but is told to hold back and trust his men as he advances in
           | rank. There's lessons there for anyone transitioning from
           | individual contributor to leader.
        
       | jldugger wrote:
       | At my last job there was a chatbot with a !fire command. That
       | would track how many times it had been used on a given subject.
       | 'chatbot fires printers for the fifth time!'
       | 
       | It was incredibly toxic when applied to humans.
        
       | option_greek wrote:
       | Don't Joke <about most things> is a good advice in general for
       | management and leadership. You have to assume people will read
       | into most of the stuff you say as you are their primary
       | information conduit for anything related to workplace.
        
         | sergiotapia wrote:
         | I led a team of about 65 engineers at my previous job. One of
         | things that became apparent at around the 20 mark was that
         | rumors spread so quickly and a comment I didn't think twice
         | about crystallized into "marching orders" very quickly.
         | 
         | Make jokes, it helps build rapport with people you spend so
         | much time with! But be careful about the message you convey,
         | people will run wild with it overnight.
        
         | tnvaught wrote:
         | I would refine this advice to "sarcasm is never appropriate in
         | an uneven power dynamic." Whether it's in the context of
         | parenting, teaching or managing people. As a go-to form of
         | humor, I've learned this the hard way. It's not actually
         | helpful for folks to hear the hilarious monologue going on in
         | my head when I'm feeling salty. There _are_ legitimately
         | relationship-building funny things to say, but they're usually
         | self-effacing and, at best, complementary to others.
        
           | Wowfunhappy wrote:
           | I might further distinguish between sarcasm towards others
           | versus sarcasm towards oneself. Most of my sarcasm _is_ self-
           | effacing, and I think that 's generally okay with adults.
           | (Less-so children.)
        
         | Wowfunhappy wrote:
         | While I certainly agree that jokes are _dangerous_ , they're
         | also a key way humans form social connections! I do think a
         | sense of humor is important for building a rapport with
         | colleagues.
        
           | AmericanChopper wrote:
           | Many ordinary social interactions have become sins recently.
           | Saying anything that could be interpreted as offensive poses
           | a very real risk to your career, the list of potentially
           | offensive things is incredibly long, and gets longer with
           | each passing moment as novel outrages pop up in all corners
           | of the world.
           | 
           | You can still be kind, empathetic and polite to everybody you
           | work with. But avoiding authentic personal relationships at
           | work is very sensible, along with having very clear personal
           | boundaries. Normal colleagues can form cliques of people they
           | trust, but it's not a great outcome for management to be
           | participating in that, even though that's what usually
           | happens.
        
             | HelloNurse wrote:
             | But inappropriate jokes about firing people and the like
             | are not "ordinary social interactions" with aspects "that
             | could be interpreted as offensive", they are an objectively
             | oppressive and distressing behaviour that even the least
             | upset subordinates of such a manager recognize as
             | inappropriate.
        
             | anon7725 wrote:
             | I don't know why this is being downvoted - it's good
             | advice. You should adopt a "work persona" that elides the
             | riskier elements of your true self.
             | 
             | "Bring your true self to work" and other modern workplace
             | nonsense is risky advice to take seriously. It's mostly a
             | coded communication that does not mean what it appears to
             | on the surface.
        
           | option_greek wrote:
           | For peers at same level in their own setting that is indeed
           | true. When with people that report to you, might not be a
           | good idea because, one can't tell if even the laughter is
           | genuine or obligated to.
           | 
           | There are some instances where it might potentially help -
           | when your team is under stress (real or perceived). Light
           | humor (if well done), might alleviate some of the tension in
           | the room and let them focus on work.
        
           | ludamad wrote:
           | As management especially, joke _clearly_. There is far more
           | weight on you to not mislead than for the  "keep a serious
           | atmosphere" that some might take it as
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | throwaway98797 wrote:
         | The greater the risk the better the laugh.
         | 
         | Depends on what you are going for.
        
       | VBprogrammer wrote:
       | My advice for new programmers: Don't use expletives in any log
       | message, debugging alert, or even code comments. The chance of
       | this coming back to haunt you is not worth the momentary
       | satisfaction it gives you.
        
         | dgfitz wrote:
         | You ever grep the linux codebase for expletives? Give it a shot
         | some time.
         | 
         | I wouldn't make it at a company that frowns upon a 'God Damnit'
         | in a log message.
        
           | BoxOfRain wrote:
           | "I wrote this under duress" is my favourite comment I've
           | personally left, mostly so the poor bastard who maintains
           | that code after me doesn't hate me quite as much.
        
           | VBprogrammer wrote:
           | I probably wouldn't either. It's not that I wouldn't like to
           | write those things, or enjoy reading them in the tribulations
           | of those who'd been there before me. The problem is more when
           | it reaches a customer via some error prompt which you
           | modified for debugging or some logging output which ends up
           | in their console.
        
           | aeternum wrote:
           | It's still not a good practice. Customers do sometimes see
           | log files and when they do it's because things are broken and
           | they're typically not in a good mood.
           | 
           | Perhaps you have a highly orthodox individual as a user,
           | should they be forced to read or even repeat a 'God Damnit'
           | in a log or error message while on the phone with support?
           | Should an atomic-bomb survivor be told that their files were
           | nuked?
        
         | JTbane wrote:
         | This is good advice, I was in an interview and was asked why
         | "add the X shit" appeared in one of my commit messages in my
         | personal github repo.
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | DaemonAlchemist wrote:
         | Agreed. I once worked for a company that built custom
         | e-commerce sites. One of our clients decided to bring
         | development in-house, and wanted the codebase for their site. I
         | had to go through every source file line by line to remove all
         | of the expletives the core team had put in the comments before
         | handing over the code.
        
         | Trufa wrote:
         | Darn, I made the mistake once and never again, the face of the
         | CEO pointing at the word "PENIS" on the site was a good enough
         | lesson I guess.
         | 
         | I guess it was as lucky as you can get since we had made the
         | joke together and I just forgot to delete it. Still remember
         | the code, I thought I was sooooo funny. I apologize on behalf
         | of my former self.
         | 
         | *:after { content: 'PENIS'; }
        
       | lrvick wrote:
       | One of my favorite bosses joked about everything and was totally
       | irreverent, even on topics of firing.
       | 
       | Everyone loved them because they did it with a candor that was
       | always very obviously not serious it was disarming.
       | 
       | Given the nature of the work we did was very high risk, the
       | disarming was welcome. Being fired was nowhere near the worst
       | case outcome if we didn't do our jobs well, so joking about
       | anything was fair game if it helped relieve some tension.
       | 
       | Be careful not to create environments where people have to add
       | walking on eggshells to their already long list of difficult
       | responsibilities.
        
       | AdrianB1 wrote:
       | As a manager you are never allowed to forget that:
       | 
       | - different cultures have different meanings for the same things,
       | so you will be misinterpreted lots of times
       | 
       | - most people have no sense of humor, so joking with them is a
       | waste of time
       | 
       | - anything you way will eventually be used against you
       | 
       | It is a very sad world.
        
       | makach wrote:
       | It is a very good advice. The general advice is really to be
       | professional in the workplace. Don't make a joke, unless it is
       | during lunch and you are trying to tell a _real_ joke.
       | 
       | Don't use silly variable names, or add jokes or profanity into
       | your code or documentation.
       | 
       | Sooner or later it will surface and there is NOTHING quite as
       | embarrasing as showing a unknown third party or a manager
       | something on the screen that screams immaturity.
       | 
       | That doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to have fun at the
       | workplace, because you should. Also it makes life at work much
       | easier if everyone has fun- just be professional and respectful.
       | 
       | Also, sometimes you do slip up. Don't be afraid to apologize. It
       | is ok. It is human to make errors, but learn from your mistakes
       | and move on.
        
       | gargs wrote:
       | At one of my previous jobs, managers would leak information about
       | potentially not renewing contracts as 'person X has decided to
       | quit'.
       | 
       | It used to be quite awkward to meet person X at a bar and ask
       | them why they were changing their job when this was the first
       | time they heard about it.
       | 
       | Turns out that toxification of workplace is better at getting rid
       | of people than going about it legally.
        
       | asamiam wrote:
       | I think this falls under the general "don't threaten the
       | relationship." Whether it's joking about firing, saying "maybe we
       | should just get divorced", joking a child was an accident etc.
       | When things get stressful people often reevaluate comments in
       | their new emotional state and what might have felt like a joke
       | could become a threat. Subsequently instead of working to solve a
       | problem for a situation they trust, people often work for self
       | preservation.
        
       | emodendroket wrote:
       | I always laugh when I remember my old manager calling a meeting
       | where he talked about our product not being profitable and us
       | needing to pull out all the stops to fix that, including reducing
       | the headcount, and then being shocked and angry that someone had
       | started a "rumor" about layoffs. He had meant through attrition,
       | but it was a misinterpretation that I think should have been
       | predictable in context. If you're in a position of authority you
       | have to be careful about what messages you send.
        
       | standardUser wrote:
       | The few times I have heard a manager joke about firing someone,
       | my immediate though was "oh, this person is completely
       | unqualified to be in charge of anyone and I should start looking
       | elsewhere".
        
       | stevage wrote:
       | It's weird, I have worked at many organisations - and at almost
       | none of them did my manager have the ability to fire me. Is this
       | an American thing?
       | 
       | In most of these orgs, getting rid of someone is kind of hard
       | work, usually involving a lot of HR. A manager would have much
       | more luck getting you moved to a different team.
        
         | dfxm12 wrote:
         | The uniquely American thing (compared to your perspective, at
         | least) is you can get fired for almost any reason, or no reason
         | at all [0]. In any case, whether that decision technically
         | comes from the manager or the manager filling out paperwork
         | which is then approved by HR, or if the manager is merely being
         | used as the bearer of bad news, etc., I think is beside the
         | point.
         | 
         | 0 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At-will_employment
        
         | firebird84 wrote:
         | They can start the process. Once that process is started your
         | career inside the company is basically over. Even if you
         | survive it (and/or survive the PIP) you will not want to work
         | there anymore. May as well be fired at that point.
        
         | 7402 wrote:
         | In the places I've worked (always in the U.S.), although there
         | may be a procedure the managers have to go through when firing
         | or laying off someone (which does involve HR), I believe it is
         | often considered part of the manager's job to be the one who
         | personally delivers the bad news.
        
         | Aeolun wrote:
         | Depends on the type of contract they have. There's a bunch of
         | people that are on recurring 3 month contracts that can be let
         | go at the end of each period.
         | 
         | The permanent employees however... better be prepared for a
         | year long process.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | ketzo wrote:
         | The other comments are talking about the American-ness of the
         | firing, so I will also say that this is (in my mind) a
         | particularly American brand of humor.
         | 
         | It's very, very standard for people to make
         | sarcastic/ironic/teasing jokes in this vein as a way of trying
         | to break tension or lighten the mood.
         | 
         | Not really what you asked, but maybe relevant.
        
         | gumby wrote:
         | In most US States the company's ability to fire you is hardly
         | constrained just as your ability to quit is unconstrained.
         | 
         | Everywhere in the US you can't be fired for your country of
         | origin or due to age (these aren't always easy to prove of
         | course) but, for example, if the boss decided to get rid of all
         | left-handed people one day that would be perfectly legal.
        
         | michaelt wrote:
         | In medium/large companies, 99.9% of employees can be fired _at
         | the end of a HR process_ and that HR process is something only
         | their line manager can start.
         | 
         | And while transferring an inept employee to another manager
         | might save you some paperwork, it'll make that manager an enemy
         | (unless the employee's performance is much improved by the
         | move). So many managers would do the paperwork.
        
           | PeterisP wrote:
           | From the perspective of that HR process, they generally care
           | about the employee as much (or as little) as about that
           | manager. A manager may start some process, but HR might as
           | well consider that it's better (or easier?) for the
           | organization to replace that manager instead of replacing
           | that individual contributor.
        
             | FreezerburnV wrote:
             | I'm not sure I've ever heard a story where a manager
             | attempts to fire someone, but HR decides to replace the
             | manager instead. Is that something you've seen? I only hear
             | stories about managers being protected as hard as possible
             | by HR.
        
               | yardie wrote:
               | I've seen it only once. One manager, not in my
               | department, had a high turnover. Staff were either fired,
               | quit, or transfered. Senior management eventually stepped
               | in and discovered this guy was pretty toxic. But they
               | couldn't simply fire him. Since he was well-connected in
               | the industry they gave him time to find another senior
               | position.
        
               | PeterisP wrote:
               | Yes, I have seen unit-level "personality conflict"
               | situations being resolved by firing the line manager.
               | 
               | It's important to note the distinction between "manager"
               | and "management". In larger organizations an entry-level
               | worker is x levels away from top management, and a first
               | level line manager is x-1 levels away from top
               | management, where x is 5-10 i.e. they are quite far from
               | management and very close to the actual worker.
               | 
               | In a large company, from the perspective of actual
               | decision makers or HR, a first level line manager or a
               | team lead is just a slightly different job description of
               | anonymous interchangeable peon. You have a hundred
               | customer service representatives and a bunch of CS
               | teamleads; you have fifty small branch
               | offices/stores/warehouses/whatever and so you have fifty
               | mostly interchangeable branch managers. Their role is
               | supervising the team and executing the assigned goals and
               | policy with minimal influence on it - any actual policy
               | is set by that manager's boss boss or higher; any policy
               | exceptions are likely to require approval from that
               | manager's boss or higher, etc. Of course, if you have
               | only a hundred or so people in the whole organization,
               | then it's different, and most organizations are small or
               | medium enterprises - but quite a few people do work in
               | large corporations.
        
             | dustintrex wrote:
             | In any remotely sane company, HR does what management says.
             | The manager may well be replaced, but it's the manager's
             | manager or someone even higher in the food chain who makes
             | that call, not HR on their own.
        
               | PeterisP wrote:
               | They way I've seen it, the manager's manager formally
               | makes the call, but they wouldn't really know the other
               | person involved (they would just work with their
               | subordinate managers) nor the details of the particular
               | problem. If they care, then they would get into the
               | details and perhaps fire whichever of the two is actually
               | at fault; but if they don't care much (which I've seen
               | happen, especially in more lower paid/mass market
               | positions), they would rubberstamp whatever HR says -
               | especially since it's not that unlikely that the conflict
               | will escalate into a complaint (no matter if real or not)
               | about discrimination or workplace abuse, and so from the
               | perspective of that manager's manager it's very important
               | that a Proper Process gets followed and (for many jobs,
               | though usually not for IT jobs) not that important to
               | them about who stays and who leaves afterwards, as HR
               | will just get an equivalent replacement.
        
               | throwaway0a5e wrote:
               | HR has their own obligations to the people they report
               | to. If they can't justify the manager's suggestion
               | without sticking their necks out to a degree they're
               | comfortable with they probably won't.
               | 
               | They'll mostly side with the manager (because selection
               | bias, not a lot of managers are bringing them cases of
               | people they want fired where that outcome is not
               | compatible with the processes) but may very well tell a
               | manager to just deal with it if that's what's "doing
               | their jobs" looks like.
               | 
               | Things like this are never as black and white as people
               | looking for cheap upvotes make them out to be.
        
               | dustintrex wrote:
               | I don't think we're disagreeing here? Of course HR can
               | and will push back if (say) firing somebody without
               | proper CYA could result in a lawsuit, but the point is
               | that HR is not the one _initiating_ any firing -- that
               | has to come from management.
        
             | thebean11 wrote:
             | In what world would that be better? I manager tries to fire
             | a bad performer and now the org is down a manager and keeps
             | a bad IC?
        
               | PeterisP wrote:
               | In general, in larger organizations with formal
               | processes, HR would look into the situation instead of
               | simply accepting the manager's assertion about someone
               | being a bad performer.
               | 
               | For example, it may be quite clear even from externally
               | looking at other reports (e.g. data from "360-degree
               | reviews" or whatever internal evaluation process the
               | corporation uses) that the consensus around the team is
               | that the person is _not_ a bad performer, but that the
               | team lead has had recorded  "problems with cooperation" -
               | in that case, escalating the conflict with an IC to HR
               | may easily be the breaking point that causes the team
               | lead to be removed.
        
           | gumby wrote:
           | > In medium/large companies, 99.9% of employees can be fired
           | at the end of a HR process and that HR process is something
           | only their line manager can start.
           | 
           | True but note in the US this isn't for the same reasons that
           | happens in (for example) Europe.
           | 
           | Big companies are better to sue than small companies (they
           | have more money) and were you really fired because you never
           | got any work done or because your manager simply didn't like
           | you because of something you didn't control or because they
           | didn't tell you what you were supposed to do? So the company
           | lawyers and HR people put together a long list of things to
           | go through to make such suits hard to file.
           | 
           | One of those processes are to put people "on a plan": written
           | warning with super-explicit instructions of what to do. I've
           | found in a couple of cases this has been the (final) wake up
           | call that has made someone get back on track. But what sucks
           | is that most companies just treat it as a check off item:
           | once someone is on a plan they can never recover.
           | 
           | Also when the problem is the manager, feedback rarely flows
           | in that direction.
        
             | andrewaylett wrote:
             | A personal improvement plan is not a fun thing to be on :(.
             | 
             | That said, I do wonder how much the perception of them is
             | skewed by their lack of visibility -- of the cases where I
             | have been aware of a PIP, the only one which was had any
             | real visibility in the wider org was the one where the
             | person ended up leaving the company.
             | 
             | It's entirely plausible that my employer is one of the
             | better ones, though. And even then, I've seen (what
             | appeared to me to be) abuses. One of the things that can
             | come out of a manager putting someone on a PIP is that it's
             | actually the manager who is in the wrong. It takes a good
             | HR team to recognise that, though.
        
               | gumby wrote:
               | It's important for the success of the individual that the
               | PIP not be public.
               | 
               | I don't know if you meant that or not so thought I'd
               | mention it.
        
         | micromacrofoot wrote:
         | It depends on the organization whether or not it's hard
         | internally, but technically it's very easy in America... most
         | states are "at will" employment, which means you can be fired
         | by an employer for no reason at any time.
         | 
         | So if someone within the organization has enough power they can
         | fire people on a whim. I lived paycheck to paycheck throughout
         | my childhood (with a single parent) and into my 20s and I've
         | got a deeply embedded fear of losing my job at any moment.
        
         | GordonS wrote:
         | As a Brit who has been both managed and manager in the UK,
         | Scandinavian and Europe for 2 decades, my first thought was
         | also, "wtf, this must be a US thing".
         | 
         | When managing people, why on earth would joking about firing
         | people even cross your mind?
        
         | JohnFen wrote:
         | I think it depends on the size of the organization. At a
         | medium-to-large company, there will almost certainly be an
         | established process involving HR.
         | 
         | At a small company, there is often no such thing as HR, and
         | your manager often has the direct power to fire you.
        
         | nullspace wrote:
         | Yep, it's usually not possible for a manager to unilaterally
         | fire you here either. However, a manager who has built up
         | trust, by delivering and building a strong team, can
         | tremendously influence that process.
        
         | xwdv wrote:
         | You can be moved to a bad batch team where you are put on a
         | performance improvement plan that is impossible to satisfy and
         | then be fired. Pretty simple workaround.
        
         | umanwizard wrote:
         | It's not possible at most companies in the US either, although
         | of course, your manager would have a lot of influence on the
         | decision.
        
       | gjvc wrote:
       | This is excellent advice. I have witnessed this on several
       | occasions, and it's always cringe-worthy to witness and harmful,
       | if not to the recipient, then to one or more observers, who more
       | often than not have to suffer in silence. My most benevolent
       | interpretation is that this is just a low-effort attempt at
       | humour, poorly judged and which has gone wrong.
       | 
       | It doesn't take much thought, really, to consider that the office
       | may provide employees a welcome change of scene from their own
       | swirling domestic situation, and to have one leak into the other
       | like this may be quite upsetting.
       | 
       | I have promised myself that if/when I witness this again, I will
       | take the opportunity to tell the manager in question that his/her
       | remarks were damaging to their own standing, and that they would
       | do well to apologise ASAP, be that in private or in public.
       | 
       | Be a leader of people and times [1], not simply a manager of
       | issues and tasks.
       | 
       | [1] as in, "experiences"
        
       | musicale wrote:
       | Isn't joking about firing people (not to mention actually firing
       | people) one of the most common ways that managers assert and
       | reinforce their dominance in the social status hierarchy?
       | 
       | In most companies, managers' greatest power (besides controlling
       | subordinates' movement, actions, privacy, and access to amenities
       | such as light, heating/cooling, quiet environments, restrooms,
       | etc.) is their largely unlimited power to simultaneously deprive
       | subordinates of their livelihood, health insurance, social
       | relationships, and social status.
       | 
       | Ed Zitron suggests that maintaining this social dominance and
       | control over subordinates is typically the underlying (and
       | primary) reason why managers want employees "back in the office":
       | 
       | https://ez.substack.com/p/the-work-from-home-future-is-destr...
        
       | notdonspaulding wrote:
       | Along the lines of this advice, I've been trying to find an
       | article I read at some point in the past with advice that sounded
       | like:
       | 
       | > On day 1 of a new hire's employment, I explain what it will
       | look like if and when I come to fire them. I explain that I will
       | be negotiating their severance and here's how it will look...
       | 
       | Does this ring any bells with anyone? I have this article lodged
       | in my brain as being a great conversation to have with someone on
       | day 1, but have since never been able to find the article again.
        
       | zcw100 wrote:
       | Ok, that's nice. I'm sure some people do it carelessly but lets
       | at least be honest and acknowledge that many also do it
       | deliberately. It's an easy and cowardly way to assert your
       | dominance. If you get called out on it, and you won't, you'll
       | just say you were joking. When you're not called out on it it's a
       | easy way of reminding people that you can do it. Maybe not now
       | but maybe in the future when you're not feeling so generous.
       | 
       | I remember a job interview where the interviewer launched into a
       | story, unprompted, about firing someone. Didn't express any
       | regrets or sympathy for the person. That interview was over that
       | second. Maybe that person was the most deserving person in the
       | world to get fired but just the fact that he thought it was
       | something to be discussed with an interviewee spoke volumes.
        
         | giorgioz wrote:
         | I have been mentioning in interviews that I had to fire an
         | employee. It was very hard for me to fire the person and I
         | really do not wish to have to repeat that experience so I try
         | to warn the candidates.
         | 
         | Backstory:
         | 
         | Our company is fully remote. One of the clause on the contract
         | of each employee is no moonlighting. They are not allowed to
         | work on anything else professionally. They can work on personal
         | software project if they notify me in advance. This is because
         | in a fully remote companies there are not office hours and it's
         | very hard to define what's work and what's not.
         | 
         | Employee Alice worked for us 3 months. She was not very
         | responsive but her work was a 7/10. One day I found Alice was
         | actually part of an agency and she was actually a Project
         | Manager delegating all her work to other people. I noticed this
         | because she had a MacBook but screenshots of her work were on
         | Windows. When confronted she straight out denied the whole
         | thing. After finding many more evidence she finally admitted
         | she had delegated work to some "friend". I fired her with her
         | pleading it was all a big misurderstanding. It was terrible, I
         | felt so bad because even though I had found a lot of physical
         | proof of her deception she was still playing the card of
         | "please no really it's a misunderstanding". I doubted myself a
         | lot fearing I had indeed fired an innocent person just being
         | paranoid.
         | 
         | Now when I hire new employees I underline the NO MOONLIGHT
         | policy and tell them I had to fire an employee in the past. It
         | was ugly and I wish to not have to redo that.
         | 
         | I'm a single founder software engineer growing a team and
         | having to deal with management for the first time. I'm unsure
         | of most of my decisions. If you have some advice that you can
         | give me in a kind fashion without making me feel even more
         | inadequate that I already do it might help me become a better
         | manager.
        
           | jon-wood wrote:
           | Since you've explicitly asked for advice, the only way to
           | assess remote employees is by what they're delivering. If you
           | employ them for 40 hours a week, but they can deliver what
           | you're asking in 5 and still be responsive when needed, is
           | there really a problem?
           | 
           | If they're also doing another job on the side, but it isn't
           | impacting their delivery of the work you're asking for, that
           | shouldn't be a problem. By doing away with a (largely
           | unenforceable) policy of no moonlighting you also avoid the
           | problem of having to fire people for breaching it.
           | 
           | I'm borderline on whether Alice here was even at fault. She
           | is likely in breach of her contract for several other things,
           | I assume there's a routine NDA in place which probably means
           | that she shouldn't be sharing confidential company
           | information with outside parties, but if not and she was
           | getting work delivered is it really a problem if she did so
           | by being good at project management rather than software
           | development?
        
           | corobo wrote:
           | If you want that much control over your employees you're
           | going to get employees that allow you to take that much
           | control over them. It's the new "pay peanuts, get monkeys"
           | 
           | No moonlighting, screenshots, this quote "This is because in
           | a fully remote companies there are not office hours and it's
           | very hard to define what's work and what's not"
           | 
           | Someone good enough to do exactly what you need is not the
           | sort of person that _only_ does exactly what you need. You
           | 're only interviewing people that didn't rule you out
        
           | vincentmarle wrote:
           | > Our company is fully remote. One of the clause on the
           | contract of each employee is no moonlighting. They are not
           | allowed to work on anything else professionally. They can
           | work on personal software project if they notify me in
           | advance. This is because in a fully remote companies there
           | are not office hours and it's very hard to define what's work
           | and what's not.
           | 
           | > I'm a single founder software engineer growing a team and
           | having to deal with management for the first time. I'm unsure
           | of most of my decisions. If you have some advice that you can
           | give me in a kind fashion without making me feel even more
           | inadequate that I already do it might help me become a better
           | manager.
           | 
           | My feedback: drop the terrible policy. It's not legal in
           | California for a reason.
        
       | bb123 wrote:
       | I love advice like this - it is clear, easy to remember, and
       | simple to apply.
        
         | ccvannorman wrote:
         | You can also have new managers watch a season of The Office to
         | learn what not to do ("fake /joke firings" happened a lot on
         | that show!)
        
         | amelius wrote:
         | And now we have a URL we can direct our managers to whenever
         | they make these stupid jokes.
        
           | adolph wrote:
           | Gotta love those domains that can be read two ways.
        
       | sempron64 wrote:
       | Related marriage advice: don't joke about divorce.
        
       | tomrod wrote:
       | Extremely important advice. Add to that: push upper management
       | for change details, keep timelines and punctuality, define
       | delivery, be up front on status and results, go home at a
       | reasonable hour, take people to lunch or otherwise spend time
       | with them, make your team appointments your number one priority,
       | and praise publicly/coach privately.
        
         | fighterpilot wrote:
         | What do you mean by "change details"?
        
           | tomrod wrote:
           | Often policies get set in place and in motion before they
           | filter down, and impact is not understood.
           | 
           | Either communicating the course, or if upper management fails
           | in their duties, charting the course and communicating, is
           | essential.
           | 
           | For example, "we will deprecate this technology by XX date,
           | and we have cleared the path to enable this" is often
           | essential to success. In a healthy org, telling people what
           | you're doing, how you're doing it, and why you're doing it is
           | as necessary as when you're doing it.
           | 
           | Just like you don't want to release every feature all at
           | once, you similarly don't want to muck up your infrastructure
           | (physical or business).
        
         | perpetualpatzer wrote:
         | Can you elaborate more on what you mean by "define delivery"?
        
           | michaelt wrote:
           | If I tell a guy to make me a table, and he puts his heart and
           | soul into making me a beautiful wooden dining table, then
           | when he shows it to me I tell him I actually wanted a glass
           | coffee table and would he please start over from scratch,
           | throwing his work away will be very bad for his morale.
           | 
           | That's not to say requirements can't change - of course they
           | can. But they shouldn't change just because I forgot to make
           | myself clear the first time.
        
           | tomrod wrote:
           | If you're leading a software team, championing a clear
           | definition of "done" for the team and business partners
           | (usually collaboratively). Other teams have analogous
           | targets. There are some teams where the "work" resists
           | completion.
        
       | dncornholio wrote:
       | I think you should be able to joke about literally anything.
       | 
       | Context matters though so you should not be doing it all the time
       | or to everyone. But for me personally, almost no joke is too far.
        
         | AdrianB1 wrote:
         | > But for me personally, almost no joke is too far.
         | 
         | That is very rare, unfortunately.
        
         | depaya wrote:
         | That's great for you, but it gives you no excuse to make other
         | people uncomfortable just because _you_ don 't think a joke is
         | too far. And no, saying "it's just a joke" isn't an apology.
        
           | dncornholio wrote:
           | And that's where context matters! Know when to and when to
           | not joke is key. But the subject doesn't matter IMO. Also
           | bullying 'jokingly' is not joking. It's bullying. But true
           | jokes can be applied on every subject.
        
       | JohnFen wrote:
       | My initial reaction was that's so obvious that surely it doesn't
       | need to be said. Then I remembered the first two people I ever
       | hired (who were friends) and that I made that joke within the
       | first two weeks.
       | 
       | Nothing bad came of it, but it does show how easy it is to do.
        
       | zxcvbn4038 wrote:
       | Better advice - rent The Office and do the exact opposite of
       | everything Michael Scott does.
       | 
       | (No throwing stars or nunchucks either.)
        
       | Arrath wrote:
       | Joke about being fired yourself, never about canning lower level
       | folks unless you get to that sort of banter relationship with
       | them.
       | 
       | I trend more for the joking line of "hey once you move onward and
       | upward be sure to send me your consulting rate cause we'll still
       | need you"
        
       | thewebcount wrote:
       | Oh man, I had to sit through something like this one time. I was
       | at a resort in the Pacific with my spouse. It was on a tiny
       | island, and there were 2 restaurants that were the only places
       | you could eat. One was a moderately priced restaurant you'd go on
       | most nights, and the other was a very fancy restaurant that only
       | sat 8 people at one large table, so you had to book it the day
       | you got to the resort as it always filled up. The chef made the
       | food right in front of you and you got to meet and interact with
       | a few other couples at the resort.
       | 
       | The chef was a young woman of color, and the resort manager, and
       | older white woman who was everyone's boss was from the country
       | that had colonized the island. The boss decided to insert herself
       | into the dinner because some friends of hers were staying at the
       | resort and were at the restaurant that night. She dominated the
       | conversation the entire night, and repeatedly made jokes about
       | firing the chef. It was incredibly awkward and made an otherwise
       | fantastic meal horrible. We wrote a letter to the resort about
       | how awful the experience was. I don't know what eventually became
       | of it, but I hope it made some sort of difference.
        
       | nmstoker wrote:
       | Important advice. Often a red flag about other potential problems
       | too.
        
       | srevenant wrote:
       | Then there are those bosses who do it on purpose, to just screw
       | with you. I had one boss who was upset because we both submitted
       | to present at a conference (VMworld) and I was selected, but he
       | wasn't. He then declined the business paying for the trip, so I
       | paid my own way, then he arrived at the conference, slipped past
       | the guard the day I was presenting (I was first panel of the day
       | and did a dry-run) and stepped up to a group of us talking after
       | I had just finished and said, casually, "whew, what a long call I
       | just got off, we were talking about your replacement."
       | 
       | I remember looking at the VMware guys I was with and their eyes
       | were bugging out like WTF, did he really just say that. By this
       | point I was used to his crap and kindof let it roll off me. After
       | we got away one of them asked if I was okay and said screw the
       | presentation--he'd go introduce me to some people :D I talked him
       | through it and did the presentation anyway.
       | 
       | This boss was definitely toxic--he relished psych games, and at
       | one point handed out copies of "The art of War" so we could all
       | "brush up"--and as much fun as I was having working there (not
       | because of this stuff), I finally did leave within a few months
       | on my own terms. Never have I worked with anybody as toxic as
       | that.
       | 
       | (After I returned I asked the CTO about the call the boss was on
       | where they "talked about my replacement." The CTO scoffed at it,
       | and said that call had no such conversation. In followups my boss
       | backpedalled and said he just meant because I was going away for
       | a few weeks and who would cover me during that time--of course
       | that's what he meant).
        
       | tailspin2019 wrote:
       | No one told me this prior to becoming a manager, and I did make
       | this mistake once and immediately regretted it.
       | 
       | It seems like obvious advice, but the circumstances where this
       | sort of thing could happen are described very well in the
       | article.
       | 
       | I revert to humour in awkward situations, like a lot of people,
       | but I quickly realised that there are some things that you can't
       | joke about when in this position.
       | 
       | Thankfully I don't _think_ the team member took any offence by it
       | (although how would I know) - we had a good rapport and
       | relationship, but I immediately realised my "joke" could be taken
       | so many different (wrong) ways that I made a conscious decision
       | to be much more careful after that.
       | 
       | Like many things in life, it seems blindingly obvious in
       | retrospect but not necessarily when you're caught up in the
       | moment.
        
         | ipnon wrote:
         | You should be all business at work. It is your job after all.
         | Work parties then become hilarious because all the humor is
         | saved for special occasions.
        
           | johnsimer wrote:
           | Check out Humor, Seriously: Why Humor Is a Secret Weapon in
           | Business and Life (And how Anyone Can Harness It. Even You.)
           | by Jennifer Aaker and Naomi Bagdonas
        
           | WitCanStain wrote:
           | Disagree. Working at a place where you are or can be genuine
           | friends with coworkers is much more pleasant, and you can't
           | be friends with someone if the only time you escape the
           | sterile confines of the 'all business' relationship is at
           | work parties.
        
           | munchbunny wrote:
           | I disagree - humor is really useful as a communication tool.
           | If you are naturally inclined towards humor, don't suppress
           | it entirely. I've found it useful once in a blue moon to
           | indirectly make the point everyone is thinking but nobody
           | wants to acknowledge. But more generally I've found it useful
           | to put people at ease at the start of a meeting where I need
           | people sharing ideas and feedback.
           | 
           | In my experience, there are two types of humor that should be
           | avoided, which I learned the hard way:
           | 
           | * Punching down (including joking about doing harm from a
           | position of power)
           | 
           | * Sarcasm/cynicism in public channels, especially when it's
           | directed at specific people/teams.
        
           | JohnFen wrote:
           | A positive working environment where people can interact as
           | humans do is the grease on the skids of productivity and
           | creativity.
           | 
           | You can certainly have too much "party" in the office. But
           | you can also not have enough.
        
         | somethoughts wrote:
         | Coming from an individual contributor perspective and watching
         | new managers/poor managers go off on tangents - two others that
         | are advisable to avoid are:
         | 
         | - Avoid all urges to make comparisons between your direct
         | reports to your children no matter how relevant it may seem in
         | your head
         | 
         | - Avoid referring to your direct reports as cats that need to
         | be herded at the start of every meeting
        
           | JohnFen wrote:
           | The advice I give is pretty much: treat people like the
           | professionals that they are. If they don't live up to your
           | standards, then correct that through training, dismissal,
           | whatever. But always treat them like the professionals they
           | are.
        
         | jagtesh wrote:
         | Apologize, move on and hope for the best. Management is an art
         | and mistakes (in hindsight) are bound to be committed. Never
         | stop learning and don't be hard on yourself.
        
       | egypturnash wrote:
       | I run a Mastodon instance and every time one of my users posts a
       | really, really terrible pun there is _such_ a strong temptation
       | to say  "oh god that was terrible, you're banned forever". And
       | then I stop and think about how a few of the people on there have
       | some _really_ bad social anxiety, and I find some other way to
       | say  "holy shit that was a terrible pun, well done".
       | 
       | It's a similar thing, I think. I'm unexpectedly in a position of
       | power over my friends and I want to efuse it with jokes.
        
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       | meerita wrote:
       | My experience is, never state your powers. People already know
       | your reach, but sometimes, they don't. It happened to me in a
       | multinational ecommerce giant where employees started to feel
       | they were bosses. The relationship with the managers started to
       | scalate badly, there was no respect at all. The feeling back then
       | was "what, are you gonna fire me?" and so on. Projects went
       | crazily bad and devs blamed management, when management was
       | totally crippled. Instead joking or stating my power, I went to
       | my boss and asked the head of the guys causing problems. My boss
       | asked me if I could just let it pass, and I did it, 4 times.
       | Until I said it was me or them. Then my boss asked me to do what
       | i wanted. What I did, instead of firing them, I moved them out of
       | the team to a newly created useless team. They were shocked,
       | because I didn't fired them. They bragged about they now have
       | their own special team, lmao, i remember how they've believe they
       | gonna change the company, until 2 months of nothing todo from
       | their side, no other teams wanted them, no other teams wanted
       | even to share projects with them. They came back to my teams
       | begging to join again, they will do everything is asked for, no
       | more nagging, etc. I think it was better than fired them, to be
       | honest.
        
       | sebastianconcpt wrote:
       | I think the advice is good but too narrow. The problem is
       | calibration of jokes. I saw managers joke in very bold ways and
       | it was totally fine but also saw managers using humor as passive-
       | agressive initiative of an attempt to downplay someone's work.
        
       | nceasy wrote:
       | the cofounder did a joke like that to me and I must say it was
       | one of those shit moments of being an employee. I hate everytime
       | i need to engage with him since then.
        
       | bootlooped wrote:
       | I have made this mistake, I think the damage was between none and
       | low but I still regretted it.
        
         | pantulis wrote:
         | This is truly a mistake. I did adopt the pose of the bastard
         | boss in a tongue-in-cheek fashion (for example breaking a
         | printed vacation request) and never got nothing but a good
         | laugh in response.
         | 
         | But this is toxic behaviour an in a multicultural environment
         | can be damaging to the team and personally devastating. Just
         | don't.
        
           | ludamad wrote:
           | It's awkward to LARP that it is all at your whim - because at
           | some point someone will ask too much in a vacation request
           | and you do suddenly need to explain the factors very not much
           | in your control (before proceeding to then rip up their
           | request, of course ;))
        
             | andrewaylett wrote:
             | I've only ever once been denied a request for annual leave,
             | and I don't recall anyone I've told the story of _that_ to
             | ever having had a similar experience.
             | 
             | One place I worked had spelled out explicitly in the
             | employee handbook that "if you want to take more than three
             | weeks off consecutively, please give us at least two weeks'
             | notice". They also discouraged people from scheduling
             | holidays to accommodate deadlines on the basis that the
             | deadline was probably going to shift, so it wouldn't help.
        
       | some_random wrote:
       | Here's another one that's a bit less obvious: anytime you're
       | scheduling a 1x1 with a report, ALWAYS mention the reason for the
       | meeting. You might think it's obvious or that it's just a normal
       | meeting, but you have no idea how the other person will take it.
        
         | sequoia wrote:
         | "Come to my office for a 1:1 at 3:30. You're getting fired."
         | 
         | The problem with always mentioning the reason is that it then
         | stands out when you don't. Sometimes there is something
         | unpleasant to discuss that you can't put in a meeting invite.
        
           | firebird84 wrote:
           | When I was instructed to deliver someone's layoff paperwork I
           | had to do this. I scheduled a meeting with the guy with no
           | good purpose, just a meeting in a weird room nobody usually
           | uses for meetings (we were laying off a lot of people). He
           | immediately asked me what it was for, and of course I
           | couldn't answer. He knew then exactly what it was about.
        
           | PeterisP wrote:
           | One could argue that the firing decision should be
           | communicated in a meeting intended to discuss either some
           | incident that causes the firing or a previously scheduled
           | meeting on the progress (i.e. lack of it) a performance
           | improvement plan or some equivalent. Firing should not be
           | arbitrary, there's some reason for it that the person
           | would/should know, so that reason (whatever it may be) is a
           | reasonable topic to mention in the meeting invite.
        
         | binarytox1n wrote:
         | To expand - every meeting should have a clear agenda that is
         | communicated beforehand. How can anyone expect to be prepared
         | for a meeting if they don't even know what it's about? Spend
         | the 60 seconds it takes to put a description on your meeting
         | request.
         | 
         | Signed, someone who works at a company with a culture of
         | sending blank meeting invites
        
         | ReactiveJelly wrote:
         | Yeah. At least twice I got called into a higher-up's office,
         | shut the door, and then they talked about something totally
         | normal that didn't need to be private because the rest of the
         | team was also working on it.
        
         | danjc wrote:
         | Yeah, I have a close family member who was a manager. Got
         | called in to a meeting expecting to present a monthly report
         | and basically got fired. Traumatised to this day.
        
       | thrawn0r wrote:
       | sorry for folks working under this at-will employment where
       | managers can just fire someone. In Germany, it involves
       | consultations with HR, workers council etc. before you can fire
       | someone. Most tech companies use packages to get rid of people.
        
         | M2Ys4U wrote:
         | Even for those of us lucky to have a proper processes
         | protecting us, it can still be anxiety inducing.
         | 
         | After all, you're still likely to have to spend time and energy
         | to defend yourself in some capacity, and you now think your
         | manager isn't going to (or might not) have your back, either
         | now or if something is going to happen in the future.
        
       | softwaredoug wrote:
       | People in positions of authority often don't realize how outsized
       | the impact of their words are. As peers, things people would take
       | as jokes now are taken much more seriously. Employees will read
       | between the lines on anything said, body language, etc from their
       | management. It's important to reinforce team security and trust,
       | and be very self aware about how you sound.
        
       | wccrawford wrote:
       | Likewise, don't attempt to comfort people about their position
       | when you don't actually know how likely they are to get fired.
       | 
       | I knew someone who had done this and the person was fired _that
       | day_.
       | 
       | I'm sure he believed it, too, or he wouldn't have said it. But he
       | apparently didn't have all the facts. He regrets saying it and
       | told the story a few times while I worked with him.
       | 
       | On the flip side, I worked with someone who was doing poorly in
       | their job (after having done better in the past) and tried to
       | help them keep their job.
       | 
       | The longer it stretched on, the worse they did.
       | 
       | In the end, they lost their job and I found out afterwards that
       | they thought we were attempting to gather enough data to fire
       | them, when in reality there were a few of us that were actively
       | trying to help them keep it, and even management didn't want them
       | gone, they just wanted them to perform adequately again.
       | 
       | I often wonder if I should have been clear about the risk to
       | their job, or if that would just have been seen as a threat
       | instead. At this point, I don't think I'd do anything different.
        
         | macksd wrote:
         | Yep - a guy I shared an office with walked in and told me he
         | had been wondering if he was going to get laid off. I comforted
         | him and told him that I couldn't see why there would be lay-
         | offs - we had tons of work to do.
         | 
         | He picked up everything off his desk and walked out. Turned out
         | he had just been fired, but he had been told it was a lay off
         | to soften the blow. I actually thought he _should_ be fired but
         | the problem had been going on so long and it was the kind of
         | place that just never fired people, so I didn 't even consider
         | that possibility.
         | 
         | 11 years ago, I think - I still wish I hadn't said anything.
         | But I also wish he had been given candid feedback by his
         | manager much earlier.
        
           | ziml77 wrote:
           | If he told you that he was worried about being fired, then
           | you made the right choice of what to say. Imagine if you'd
           | just shrugged. The only reason you'd respond that way instead
           | of in a comforting way is if you thought there actually was a
           | chance he'd be fired. He'd certainly realize after getting
           | fired that you expected it and that because of that you must
           | not think highly of him.
        
             | macksd wrote:
             | Well what I'm concerned about is that I think he was told
             | "we have too many people, so we had to make the difficult
             | decision to part with one of our great employees", and I
             | effectively told him, "dude there's no way that would
             | actually be the reason".
             | 
             | I appreciate the reassurance, though! Maybe I'm
             | overthinking it, but I think the parent comment is right
             | that it's better to just not say anything when you don't
             | know the whole situation.
        
       | whoomp12342 wrote:
       | There is an old adage- there are hidden truths in humor. Do you
       | want to plant that "truth" on someone?
        
       | simias wrote:
       | That's excellent advice that many have learned the hard way...
       | 
       | Honestly even as a non-manager it's a very bad idea. When I was a
       | junior one of my colleagues was called to the manager's office. I
       | assumed it would be for some mundane project scheduling or
       | whatever, so I jokingly said "you're getting fired" as he was
       | going there. And he was.
       | 
       | This is one of these memories that come back to haunt you late at
       | night when you're trying to sleep...
        
         | tailspin2019 wrote:
         | Ouch!
        
         | MrGilbert wrote:
         | 3 years ago, I had a talk with the Chief Senior Physician of
         | the hospital my mum was treated. She was terminally ill, she
         | was fightiing for weeks, but there was no hope left. So it was
         | decided to end all life support measures.
         | 
         | When I went back to my car, where my then-minor sister was
         | waiting for news, I said: "Sie hat es geschafft.", which
         | literally means "She made it" in German - however, I meant it
         | in the meaning of "She doesn't have to suffer any more.", which
         | is also a valid meaning. After seeing the rlief on my sister's
         | face, I immediately apologized and explained the situation.
         | 
         | Ever since this day, I a) think twice before I speak and b) try
         | to avoid double meanings as much as I can. It still haunts me,
         | though she's fine with it.
        
           | gumby wrote:
           | I had the same experience, also in German, when I told my 7
           | yo son that his grandmother (who had been fighting cancer for
           | a few years) "no longer suffering". He was at first happy.
           | He's most likely forgotten but that experience will stay with
           | me for the rest of my life.
           | 
           | In this case it was a euphemism an adult would have
           | understood but a child could not, at least as the first
           | statement.
        
           | NortySpock wrote:
           | I also try to avoid double meanings and also indicate the
           | part of the question I am answering as often times people
           | have different shorthand for the question they are asking
           | than I might have.
           | 
           | example question: "Is this job running?" (implied: is it
           | "working"?)
           | 
           | Answer: "No, it is not currently running however I see it is
           | scheduled to run daily at 7pm. I don't see any errors in the
           | past 2 days. Did you expect it to import data recently?"
        
             | brazzy wrote:
             | Oh god yes. I _constantly_ see misunderstandings and
             | conversations that take three times as long as necessary
             | because people don 't clearly and explicitly say what
             | they're asking or answering.
        
           | gowld wrote:
           | Covered in Arrested Development:
           | https://arresteddevelopment.fandom.com/wiki/Dr._Fishman
        
             | dehrmann wrote:
             | He's all right.
        
         | atok1 wrote:
         | Yeah, that is pretty rough. I've been in similar situations and
         | I tell my self to just try to be a better person today than to
         | dwell over the past. I can't change what I've done but try to
         | do better.
        
         | joelbluminator wrote:
         | I remember the doctor called and wanted to speak to my ex wife
         | and I jokingly talled her she got cancer. She didn't though, it
         | was Aids. To this day I think my joke softened the blow for her
         | a bit.
        
         | etblg wrote:
         | I did the same thing to someone after they just joined, figured
         | it'd just come off as a joke and no harm would be done. Pretty
         | soon in the following conversation I got the nagging feeling
         | that it didn't come off as a joke.
         | 
         | I still feel terrible about that to the day, and that guy's
         | been working here for years now.
        
           | gumby wrote:
           | Since he's still there, he's probably long shrugged it off
           | but as you haven't you could consider bringing it up. I doubt
           | it would make him feel any better (or worse) but might make
           | you feel better. And if he laughs it off it might really be a
           | relief to you.
        
         | steve_adams_86 wrote:
         | Haha, I did this to myself once. I had no idea, and seemingly
         | no one I worked with had any idea, and we laughed a bit as I
         | got up to "go get fired" at my meeting. Then I came back and
         | had to explain that I was actually just fired.
         | 
         | Luckily I haven't been fired since, but that "joke" stuck with
         | me.
        
         | ransom1538 wrote:
         | Off topic. Do firings come out of the blue though? I was a VP
         | for a while (not anymore) - but when the person I had to fire
         | was about to get fired, they KNEW it as soon as the door
         | opened. Firing someone is the worst experience ever - the only
         | reason I had to fire someone was because WE screwed up in the
         | interview process.
        
           | indigochill wrote:
           | I've seen a couple of mass layoffs. How much you see that
           | coming can be a function of how close to the decision-making
           | you are and how familiar you are with the process. As I've
           | advanced, I've progressively seen it coming farther out. But
           | the first one was totally out of the blue to me.
           | 
           | Individual firings seem a bit more predictable.
        
             | foobarian wrote:
             | Do you have any tips/signs to look out for :-)
        
               | redshirtrob wrote:
               | I've seen a couple mass layoffs. I survived one, but did
               | not survive the next one a few years later.
               | 
               | This is very general advice and you need to correlate it
               | with other events, but it's been a pretty strong
               | indicator something was up: Keep an eye on your manager's
               | priorities especially if they shift in a ways you can't
               | explain.
               | 
               | One example from early in my career: Our manager abruptly
               | became much less interested in product status and overall
               | progress. To his credit he scheduled a call (we were a
               | remote office) a couple weeks later in which he said the
               | following: "Commit your code. Ignore all policies and
               | procedures. Work at your own pace."
               | 
               | We suspected as much, but that call was the confirmation.
               | Ironically, the organization was so large, and the
               | layoffs so huge, they had to arrange financing just to
               | complete the layoffs. This led to a one to two month
               | period where we were employed, but had nothing to do. It
               | was really weird. Generally we'd come to the office, play
               | a bit of Half-Life, then adjourn to my friend's basement
               | to work on the BattleBot we were building.
        
               | SNosTrAnDbLe wrote:
               | If your startup org is bought by private equity. Run
               | really really fast. Nothing you do will matter, staying
               | is a lose lose proposition.
        
               | edgriebel wrote:
               | When you have a one-on-one with your manager and the VP
               | of Engineering or a HR person is there too, or when your
               | team in another site is laid off and you hear it thru the
               | grapevine instead of from your manager.
               | 
               | But for something more actionable, if your manager is
               | constantly pressing you for "what happened with this one"
               | when dates are slipping, or reminding you "you know,
               | you're one of the highest paid people here..."
        
               | hondo77 wrote:
               | At a recent company I was at, there was a lot of data in
               | Grafana. _A lot_. The executives were acting weird so I
               | created a graph comparing this year 's revenue with last
               | year's (no good news there). I predicted that layoffs
               | were coming on the following Thursday. On the following
               | Wednesday I came into work a little early and the big
               | conference room was full of managers. Layoffs happened
               | shortly afterwards (40% of the company).
        
               | kingaillas wrote:
               | At my previous company, I was caught in a mass layoff
               | (best I can estimate is it was ~10 employees at a site
               | with ~200? It's been 12 years and my memory is fuzzy).
               | The company was known for annual layoffs of a handful of
               | people, and the typical timeframe for it was approaching.
               | 
               | Around 4 or so weeks before, I started receiving unusual
               | interest in projects I was working on, as in my 2nd line
               | manager (boss's boss) dropping by to make various
               | inquiries - how's it going, remember to write up some
               | documentation/process, do you think you'll get to the XYZ
               | portions). It was unusual since my supervisor and I
               | didn't talk about that during our one-on-one meetings - a
               | more natural flow would be for boss's boss to follow up
               | on issues I raised with my boss, or for him/her to relay
               | their questions through my boss, not for him/her to
               | inquire directly.
               | 
               | Second oddity was that weekend or the next weekend. I
               | stopped by the office for a few hours Sat morning, and
               | saw another even higher level manager, maybe my 3rd line
               | manager (can't remember who reported on up etc). But I
               | was previously a direct report of the 3rd line manager so
               | it wasn't weird to say hi and chat. They asked what I was
               | doing there on a weekend and if anybody specifically
               | asked me to come in. Well no... at the time I thought it
               | was a little odd to ask that.
               | 
               | Third odd sign was I put in a vacation request for Fri
               | and Mon two weeks in advance, and it got denied. With the
               | reason "you are scheduled for XYZ class on that Fri", and
               | oh, I hadn't heard that class was coming or I was added
               | to it. It was weird because typically they'd send email
               | and ask who is interested in XYZ, we're thinking of
               | bringing in a class, of these days which is good, etc. To
               | find out you are in a class next week by denying a
               | vacation request? That was weird. I asked around various
               | coworkers and nobody else was scheduled for that class or
               | even knew it was coming. Big red flag.
               | 
               | Final sign was the Tue before, boss emailed and said I
               | could have Fri off after all. No mention of Mon off too,
               | and no mention of class details the Tue before the class.
               | 
               | I figured out the layoff day moved to Thu so I would get
               | Fri off anyway and of course I would have Mon off too
               | (boss slipped up not mentioning it).
               | 
               | And sure enough, I get in Thu, I hear rumors that layoffs
               | are occurring. After checking email and seeing nothing, I
               | went up to the sales area (errand to run) and saw a few
               | employees in tears while packing up. I return and my boss
               | is looking for me, asking where I was, and oh we need to
               | have a meeting right now. 2nd line manager is there and
               | someone else I didn't recognize (i.e. the HR rep).
               | Suspicions confirmed as I looked in from the hallway.
        
               | grillvogel wrote:
               | when the free coffee stops being free (for upcoming mass
               | layoffs)
        
               | at-fates-hands wrote:
               | If you can keep a bead on the welfare of the department
               | you're working in if its a large corporation. Smaller
               | startups, its usually pretty obvious.
               | 
               | My two examples:
               | 
               | Worked at a telecom company during the CLEC, deregulation
               | days. Group of private investors devised a scheme whereas
               | they would grow this small existing telecom company and
               | then sell it off to a larger company and make millions.
               | They had about $3M altogether invested. CEO burned
               | through $2M in 6 months for stupid stuff like sky boxes
               | at the local sports teams arena's and other frivolous
               | stuff. Sales were slumping, we were getting a lot of
               | calls from unhappy customers during installs. There were
               | multiple closed door meetings with the investors. The
               | funny part was the conference room had really thin walls
               | and there were a lot of yelling during those meetings.
               | You didn't have to be a genius to know whatever they had
               | planned, wasn't happening. The final coffin was when one
               | of the network guys told me he overheard one of the
               | closed door meetings. He said the group was split on
               | whether to continue the company, or fold up shop. Threats
               | of lawsuits essentially ended the meeting and they all
               | marched out of the office in a hurry. To me, I already
               | felt like this wasn't going to last. Now I had
               | confirmation and started planning to find another job.
               | 
               | I also worked at a huge corporation in their development
               | department. We were a new team working on some big
               | initiatives the company wanted to get going. Everything
               | was going pretty smoothly. Then the recession hit in
               | 2008. Then over the course of several lunches with
               | various people in other departments, I found out several
               | departments were having layoffs, reducing budgets, and
               | putting projects on hold. Pretty soon, a lot of the teams
               | we were working with which had dozens of people working
               | on them, suddenly only had two or three developers. It
               | really felt like the walls were closing in so I started
               | looking. Literally the day I put in my two week notice,
               | my manager said they were planning on putting our two
               | projects on hold and laying everybody off within the next
               | two weeks.
               | 
               | I think it just comes down to paying attention to what's
               | going on around you. There's always signs things are not
               | going well, you just have to recognize them when they
               | present themselves. At both places, there were people who
               | held on until it was too late. One of the techs at the
               | telecom company said he came in one morning and the
               | office was dark, and a security guard told him they had
               | shut down the company and because of legal reasons,
               | nobody could go in the office.
        
               | aaron-santos wrote:
               | I'll add to the list. Be aware of org/process changes.
               | For example, I was working for a company who had been
               | acquired a couple of years earlier. They were
               | transitioning from analog to digital, but were slower
               | than most competitors and weren't doing too well. One
               | day, there was an announcement that some of the merged
               | sales channels were being un-merged. The writing was on
               | the wall, the business unit was being separated in order
               | to sell it off.
               | 
               | It was an easy few months to find another job, and sure
               | enough a bit later the company was sold to a VC firm and
               | then again to another corp. Things could have been fine
               | for me, but I honestly didn't want to go through the two
               | ownership changes. My lesson? The information usually
               | isn't too hidden, you just have to understand the
               | implications of the emails that you usually pass over.
        
               | worker767424 wrote:
               | Unscheduled one-on-one early in the day, possibly with HR
               | present, and your manager looks incredibly nervous.
               | 
               | Take a deep breath, go in, say nothing, sign nothing,
               | demand your last paycheck. The decision has been made,
               | and anything you say only hurts your case if you sue
               | later.
        
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           | [deleted]
        
           | AdrianB1 wrote:
           | I never know of a case when termination was coming out of the
           | blue. I had to terminate a few dozen people over the past 20
           | years, it was not a surprise for anyone and many people even
           | though "why did it take so long?" in some cases. In every
           | single case was a problem with the recruiting (not interview)
           | process. 15-20 years ago it was hiring the cheapest people
           | possible, in the past 5 years it is hiring any people to meet
           | diversity quota, in both cases skills were far from
           | requirements and the desire to learn was almost zero.
        
           | worker767424 wrote:
           | It happened to me. The only signs leading up to it were
           | asking me to use a project management tracker a few weeks
           | before and my manager asking me a month before if I was happy
           | working on the project I was on.
           | 
           | My output wasn't great, so I wasn't shocked, but I'd gotten
           | so little feedback about it that I assumed that low output
           | was normal. It was a small company, and they person doing HR
           | said they had no idea it was going to happen, so I think it
           | was a quick decision. I was pretty bitter because of that,
           | and that I was 9 months in after taking a large pay cut, and
           | no options vested yet.
           | 
           | That place went on to do random firings for a year.
        
             | RobertKerans wrote:
             | Aye very similar at my last job -- got asked a month before
             | that if I was happy, then got given a task with a slightly
             | weird vibe about it that noone except the CTO (also my
             | direct manager and the HR, was small company...) seemed to
             | know I was doing. Same amount of time for me as well, 9
             | months. My output wasn't great either (I'd made an error
             | taking the job, ignoring a series of red flags the CTO was
             | waving in front of me in favour of getting experience with
             | a specific tech stack, which was stupid, and I p much hated
             | my life by that point). Place had done random firings
             | before though (designer and a business support were in one
             | day, gone the next), so not surprised, but hey ho.
        
           | lbriner wrote:
           | I think it depends on your location. In the US, I think there
           | is little to stop people being fired for any number of
           | reasons including, "I don't think you fit in". In most of
           | Europe, being fired is very rare because it usually requires
           | a major malicious or negligent act and even then, you are
           | more likely to be warned first.
           | 
           | If someone simply isn't working well enough for their role,
           | there is usually some kind of capability process after which
           | their employment might be terminated but we wouldn't usually
           | call that being fired and if that is made clear in the job
           | description and in regular feedback, I don't think most
           | people would consider that unreasonable.
        
           | jameshart wrote:
           | > Firing someone is the worst experience ever
           | 
           | I mean... yeah, it sucks, but have you tried _being fired_?
        
             | lb1lf wrote:
             | -I've tried both, and by a wide margin the worst was firing
             | someone. (Doubly so as I was a low-level manager in a very
             | hierarchical organisation, so I had little to no sway on
             | who got the boot and not - I was basically handed a list
             | over the employees who were to be fired and told to get on
             | with it.
             | 
             | That was the hardest bit - I wasn't even able to tell them
             | WHY they had been selected over others as I had no idea.
             | 
             | Then a few weeks later, they came for me, too.
        
               | JohnFen wrote:
               | > I've tried both, and by a wide margin the worst was
               | firing someone.
               | 
               | I've done both as well, and I agree. I'll take getting
               | fired any day of the week over having to fire someone.
        
               | edgriebel wrote:
               | I get that there's a lot of anxiety involved in firing
               | someone. But at the end of the day (lol) you still have
               | an office to go to tomorrow, they don't.
               | 
               | Source: Been on the receiving end of 2 layoffs (dot-bomb
               | and covid), it _reeeaaaallllyyyy_ sucks to be fired in a
               | down market, like "how am I going to feed my family, how
               | much is in the bank, and when is the mortgage/rent due"
               | level of suckage.
        
               | JohnFen wrote:
               | Yes, you still have a job. But you also have the
               | knowledge that (even though it probably wasn't your
               | fault), you just turned someone else's life upside-down,
               | and you have no power to do anything about that. The
               | person who was fired will probably get resolution in the
               | form of a job somewhere else, but you'll rarely ever get
               | to share in that resolution.
               | 
               | To clarify, the person losing their job has the bigger
               | problem and are worse off. But the person doing the
               | firing pays a cost as well, and between the two, getting
               | fired is easier for me to handle than firing someone.
               | 
               | Layoffs are probably a little different because they're
               | less personal, but I've not experienced those, so I don't
               | know.
        
             | PeterisP wrote:
             | Frankly, it can be a liberating experience, releasing the
             | ongoing feelings of certainty that things are not going
             | right and uncertainty of what's going to happen. Better a
             | horrific end than horror without end. Though that's coming
             | from a privileged position of IT where it's reasonable to
             | find a different job with acceptable (even if lower) pay
             | relatively quickly. Of course, if it was a surprise firing,
             | then it's bad all around; but firings should not be a
             | surprise, they're an inevitable outcome when things aren't
             | good, both parties know that things aren't good, and they
             | have tried to make them good and it's not working out.
        
             | grillvogel wrote:
             | does being laid off count? i got laid off relatively early
             | in my career and it worked out well for me. big severance
             | for a nice month long vacation, found a new job in a few
             | weeks and realized how underpaid i was, and learned to be
             | jaded and cynical in all my interactions with a company
             | from that point forward
        
             | gowld wrote:
             | Being laid off is terrible. Getting fired is like a divorce
             | -- it usually comes at the end of a long or intensely bad
             | experience.
        
               | pseudalopex wrote:
               | Is that based on the idea fired means for cause and laid
               | off means not? Many people and jurisdictions say fired
               | includes both.
               | 
               | The end of an intensely bad experience can be the
               | beginning of another.
        
           | d0gsg0w00f wrote:
           | > the only reason I had to fire someone was because WE
           | screwed up in the interview process.
           | 
           | Are you referring to some clerical error or is this assuming
           | that candidates are only as good as they are at interview
           | time and they're incapable of stepping up to the unexpected
           | demands of a role?
        
             | a1369209993 wrote:
             | > or is this assuming that candidates are only as good as
             | they are at interview time
             | 
             | I'd assume they meant the opposite: candidates are _at
             | least_ as good as they are at interview time, so if they
             | 're not capable of filling the role, that ought to be
             | obvious in a properly-done interview.
        
           | gumby wrote:
           | > the only reason I had to fire someone was because WE
           | screwed up in the interview process.
           | 
           | This is a very important realization. Firing someone is bad
           | all around. They lose their job, they probably quit another
           | job to join, they feel shame' etc. For the company: you not
           | only need to go hire someone but the person you fired was
           | probably not productive so it's a double whammy. And you
           | didn't manage to somehow (if it was even possible) give this
           | person what they needed to succeed. Bad bad bad all around.
           | Hiring someone is a responsibility not only to the company
           | but to them; terminating someone who can't be productive is
           | the right thing to do but is the company's failure.
           | 
           | The converse to the "don't joke about firing someone" is,
           | when firing someone don't mention how you feel about it; also
           | be unambiguous and don't accidentally give false hope.
        
           | ChuckNorris89 wrote:
           | _> WE screwed up in the interview process_
           | 
           | Curiously how did you screw up the interview process?
        
             | gumby wrote:
             | Someone has foolishly voted your question down presumably
             | because they don't understand either. Look for my reply to
             | the GP comment for some reasons why.
        
         | suyash wrote:
         | that's the worst thing to say to anyone, why would you do that?
        
         | EasyTiger_ wrote:
         | How incredibly insensitive.
        
           | stronglikedan wrote:
           | _Maybe_ if they knew ahead of time, but they didn 't, so it
           | was just a joke, and in no conceivable way an insensitive
           | one.
        
             | EasyTiger_ wrote:
             | Being called to the manager's office is stress-inducing for
             | most people and presumably the person was having issues in
             | their role beforehand and was _expecting_ something
             | serious. To make a joke about such things is beyond
             | callous.
        
         | mrosett wrote:
         | I once had a friend uncharacteristically not respond to a
         | couple texts confirming plans we'd made. I eventually sent "Are
         | you alive?" and got a call back from the hiking companion who
         | had watched her fall to her death two days earlier.
         | 
         | That one gives me nightmares.
        
           | BikiniPrince wrote:
           | I had some friends texting me after being offline for a week.
           | I was in fact alive, but not exactly walking. I had a bit of
           | a motorcycle accident. Now, if people don't hear from me
           | often enough they start calling. I spooked them a bit.
           | Walking and cursing again after physical therapy.
        
           | 3pt14159 wrote:
           | Yikes I'm sorry. In my early twenties I'd jokingly do the
           | "finger gun to the head" thing when I got a task I wasn't
           | pleased about.
           | 
           | Then my cousin died by suicide and, being my first encounter
           | with suicide in the real world, it dawned on me that doing
           | that in front of people was super, super not cool. I'll never
           | know if I did that in front of someone that had lost a loved
           | one to suicide via firearm.
        
             | bradlys wrote:
             | There are so many jokes we make everyday that are about
             | dying or experiencing something unpleasant that it's not
             | reasonable to put up such a barrier. You're basically
             | saying, "NO JOKES!"
             | 
             | You lost the statistical battle but most people will never
             | encounter this scenario. We all encounter scenarios where
             | we make a joke without knowing X person is going through
             | that. You learn and adjust. For instance, I couldn't make
             | jokes or references about cancer with a partner of mine
             | because one of her friends died at like 17 to lung cancer.
             | I was like, "Oh, alright. I get it. I'll avoid that with
             | you."
             | 
             | You don't need to be disbarred from _ever_ making the joke
             | again just because you encountered someone who is sensitive
             | to it. You just don 't use that kind of joke with them.
        
               | wizzwizz4 wrote:
               | I tend to go the "make sure everyone is okay with that
               | kind of joke first", but there's very little practical
               | difference between the results of these two strategies.
        
               | 3pt14159 wrote:
               | I'm not against dark humour, I think it's grand,
               | actually, and helps us get through trouble. But I think
               | there is a difference between someone putting up a
               | sincere joke and someone in their twenties at the
               | workplace. I'm not Mr. PC Police, but when I put myself
               | in the shoes of someone else that may have lost a loved
               | one in that manner it really shook me.
               | 
               | Suicide isn't so rare that we should avoid making
               | affordances where we can. And even so, a true comic like
               | Dave Chappelle can create real human even on dark
               | subjects at the same time. It's a balance.
        
               | bradlys wrote:
               | And cancer is even more common. Think about heart disease
               | too. Yet, we joke all the time about shit giving us a
               | heart attack or references to something being cancerous -
               | etc.
               | 
               | You are seriously digging deep into the "NO JOKES!"
               | stance. Just because you did a joke that didn't go over
               | well doesn't mean you can't make any jokes anymore.
               | 
               | And to be clear - because this is the internet and
               | everyone on HN wants to be a pedantic andy - I'm not
               | saying you go make "Dark humor is like a child with
               | cancer. It never gets old." type of jokes to parents who
               | had children die of leukemia or some shit.
        
               | 3pt14159 wrote:
               | I just think it's different. People at work shouldn't
               | have to put up with jokes about suicide via gunshot
               | whenever a dumb young kid doesn't like their marching
               | orders for the week.
        
               | beerandt wrote:
               | This will vary by person...
               | 
               | But for me at least, it's worse when someone changes what
               | they were going to say to try and avoid a topic they know
               | might be sensitive to you, especially if it was in
               | otherwise "innocent", organic conversation.
               | 
               | For instance, changing a joke with a cancer punchline to
               | something else, on the fly, because halfway into it you
               | realize it's going to offend one of the people present.
               | Who certainly has already heard it, and knows what's
               | coming.
               | 
               | Now, not only have you reminded the person of what you
               | were trying to avoid, but you've also created this
               | awkward tension where you-know that they-know, but have
               | to pretend you don't know, because of the social
               | "gesture" of changing their joke for you. Even if the
               | fact that they're coddling you negates that gesture and
               | then some.
               | 
               | The more extreme example of this is the scenario where
               | kids in school are sharing stories about, eg, their mom
               | or dad, and when you get to the orphan, you either skip
               | over them, or ask them a completely different question
               | than everyone else, without acknowledging and explaining
               | why.
        
             | spoonjim wrote:
             | I saw someone do that to a man who I knew (but he didn't)
             | had lost his teenage son to a suicide by firearm two days
             | earlier. They hadn't even had the funeral yet.
        
             | Kuraj wrote:
             | I do that all the time and it never dawned on me until I
             | read your comment. Thank you.
        
               | 3pt14159 wrote:
               | Thank you for the response. It's these small comments of
               | personal reflection that make HN feel like a real place
               | of community.
        
           | gowld wrote:
           | Her death is of course tragic, but there's nothing wrong with
           | the text question -- you were on target.
        
             | Aaronstotle wrote:
             | I don't believe anyone asking this question expects the
             | recipient to have actually passed away though
        
           | argc wrote:
           | My god, I don't like that people can die from hiking or
           | walking or driving to the store. Those sudden, random, freak-
           | accident type deaths really bother me.
        
           | vmception wrote:
           | yeah this one bothers me about my interaction with some women
           | who take the "never respond" approach to expressing
           | disinterest, I don't even know if they made it home okay and
           | I'm not even sure if I'm in the place to ask
        
         | at-fates-hands wrote:
         | Used to work sales for a large corporation. One of the fun
         | things the women did on our team was decorate our cubicles when
         | people had birthdays. One morning they were laughing and having
         | a good time decorating of the sales guys cubicle.
         | 
         | Their manager walked by and said rather flippantly, "I wouldn't
         | bother doing that, he won't be here to enjoy it."
        
       | duxup wrote:
       | When I had my first stint as a manager (way too young to be one
       | IMO) I learned quickly that jokes from manager guy had to be VERY
       | innocuous. Puns are fun, but nothing about work that someone
       | might be sensitive to. Keep the jokes themselves postive-ish.
       | Know the room very well before you tread anywhere else.
       | 
       | It's just way too easy to send the wrong message.
       | 
       | As a manager your words have a great deal of WEIGHT regardless of
       | your intention.
        
       | HumblyTossed wrote:
       | > When people get promoted to manager their former peers become
       | direct reports. It's awkward.
       | 
       | Don't do this. Promote and put them over another team.
        
         | ludamad wrote:
         | Generally this blog has a startup slant - can't always
        
         | PeterisP wrote:
         | Only works if you have multiple teams with similar
         | specializations. Often even in quite reasonably sized companies
         | you have many teams that are the only ones doing that thing in
         | the organization and you need a team lead who knows the exact
         | thing the team is doing, so you either promote from within the
         | team or hire from outside (which has its own problem of
         | communicating to the team that they have no possibilities for
         | advancement unless they go to work for a competitor).
        
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