[HN Gopher] McDonald's unreliable ice cream machines reportedly ...
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       McDonald's unreliable ice cream machines reportedly under FTC
       investigation
        
       Author : thereare5lights
       Score  : 62 points
       Date   : 2021-09-03 18:19 UTC (4 hours ago)
        
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       | KindOne wrote:
       | Related discussions:
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24861623 - October 2020 - "I
       | reverse engineered McDonalds' internal API" - (Orders ice cream
       | at every McDonalds to see if the machines are broken)
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26936774 - April 2021 -
       | "Investigating why McDonald's ice cream machines are often broken
       | [video]"
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28386567 - 1 day ago - "The
       | Feds Want to Know What the McFuck Is Going on with the McFlurry
       | Machines"
        
       | krony wrote:
       | The joke in college was that our dorm snackbar icecream machine
       | was always "broken" on the night when my friends worked there. I
       | just assumed McDonald's had the same issue where the manager on
       | that shift just didn't want to deal with cleaning it later and
       | marked it broken.
        
         | fsckboy wrote:
         | on reddit, numerous fast food workers have chimed in to say
         | that it's not true, the machines are easy to clean, and it's a
         | normal part of the job and management wouldn't let them get
         | away with not cleaning them
        
           | twicetwice wrote:
           | I worked at an ice cream shop and cleaning our soft serve
           | machine was always a miserable chore that no one wanted to
           | do.
        
             | fsckboy wrote:
             | i think the fast food chain restaurants have streamlined
             | it, compared to a mom and pop shoppe
        
       | sayhar wrote:
       | Matt Stoller pretty convincingly lays out why this is a monopoly
       | issue here: https://mattstoller.substack.com/p/what-broken-
       | mcdonalds-ice...
        
       | ProfessorLayton wrote:
       | What I still don't understand about this whole situation is why
       | McDonalds corporate would allow this to happen in the first
       | place.
       | 
       | Is the profiteering on the contracts with the vendor actually
       | higher than the lost sales from having these machines unavailable
       | so often?
       | 
       | Is it worth marring your reputation with unreliable service? One
       | of the appeals of fast food is consistency, that's what the
       | franchise is supposed to provide.
       | 
       | Is it worth ceding this product to your competitors, who don't
       | have as many issues providing it?
       | 
       | I must be missing something here.
        
         | DangitBobby wrote:
         | > Is it worth marring your reputation with unreliable service?
         | 
         | McDonald's seems to be doing just fine. Even so, you know as
         | well as I do that short term profits trump long term health of
         | the company.
        
           | avidiax wrote:
           | Yes, or the franchise equipment team books lots of kickbacks
           | partner revenue and the customer satisfaction team can't or
           | doesn't want to show that unavailable ice cream hurts sales.
        
           | ProfessorLayton wrote:
           | I wasn't trying to imply that this is hurting corporate as a
           | whole, but questioning why take this particular hit in the
           | first place.
           | 
           | I'm also questioning if the status quo really is more
           | profitable than actually selling the product. Is it really
           | profitable to do this at all? Because the competition doesn't
           | seem to be doing it.
        
       | paxys wrote:
       | > The WSJ reported that McDonald's ice cream products account for
       | 60% of the franchise's revenue.
       | 
       | Is anyone else really surprised by this number? 60%??
        
         | jjulius wrote:
         | This article poorly references the original WSJ source article
         | that it links to. From the source:
         | 
         | "The shiny metal machines crank out concoctions that account
         | for about 60% of the chain's dessert sales in the U.S.,
         | according to a consumer survey by research firm Technomic Inc."
         | 
         | https://archive.is/QQHsS
        
           | spoonjim wrote:
           | I didn't even know they had other desserts.
        
             | isk517 wrote:
             | They've always had apple pies as long as I can remember.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | twicetwice wrote:
               | They're actually quite tasty, too!
        
       | dredmorbius wrote:
       | Dupe:
       | 
       | 236 points 153 comments 1 day ago
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28386567
       | 
       | KTVU's coverage is a rehash of an earlier WSJ article.
       | 
       | Numerous others, see:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28408579
        
       | vondur wrote:
       | This investigation deals with an add on device some restaurants
       | were using to monitor the machines which the manufacturer claims
       | can harm it and seeks to stop its use. I used to work fast food
       | many years ago and we never really had issues with ours. We did
       | however clean and disinfect them nightly.
        
       | robervin wrote:
       | Johnny Harris has a pretty good video about this.
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrDEtSlqJC4
        
         | neom wrote:
         | It is a good watch. Leonard French did a good synopsis of the
         | case (Kytch v. Taylor) for the startup referenced in the Johnny
         | Harris video:
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXwD_HeC8Ms
        
         | ghostbrainalpha wrote:
         | The way he takes everything so seriously, but doesn't become a
         | joke himself. I love that dude's style.
         | 
         | I hope he gets funding to do a major show on Discovery Channel
         | or something some day. He could be the David Attenborough of
         | interesting but trival things.
        
       | cmckn wrote:
       | I think the "machine is always broken" meme is mostly
       | confirmation bias. I can't even remember the last time I swung
       | through McDonalds for a cone and the machine was down. It's
       | probably been 5 years. Not that I do this very often, but still.
       | 
       | Obviously, if you pull up within an ~hour of closing, the
       | supervisor may have made the call to go ahead and start the
       | lengthy cleaning cycle, and ice cream isn't available. You'll
       | find that many other menu items aren't available under these
       | circumstances either. Worth the FTC investigating? I doubt it.
       | 
       | edit: I wasn't aware of the racket that is the ice cream machine
       | business -- apparently franchises pay for expensive support
       | contracts and the inner workings of the machine is a closely
       | guarded trade secret.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | bretpiatt wrote:
         | Here's actual data: https://mcbroken.com/
         | 
         | As of my posting: 9.73% overall Currently Broken (all
         | locations), 28.57% in New York, 18.75% in Seattle, 17.95% in
         | Philadelphia, 17.74% in Houston, 16.36% in Dallas, 13.79% in
         | Phoenix
        
           | cmckn wrote:
           | I don't really have any way to contextualize these rates --
           | like how often is the Icee machine at 7-11 down? 30% is
           | definitely crazy high, though. Would love to see it broken
           | down by franchises, because I'd wager that the machine is out
           | more often at specific locations.
        
             | hadlock wrote:
             | Generally commercial/industrial grade equipment has an
             | uptime measured in 9s, the only time it goes down is during
             | scheduled maintenance. When was the last time you ordered
             | french fries and they told you "our french frier is out" or
             | "sorry we're not serving burgers today, the grill is down".
             | The main failure mode for this device is in the automated
             | nightly sterilization process.
             | 
             | Granted, this ice cream machine is pretty complex, it
             | basically autoclaves itself at medium/high pressure nightly
             | to sterilize any residual dairy mix, but it's well
             | documented that the failures caused by the autoclaving
             | process could be fixed with a couple of small changes. Even
             | without these improvements, the machines could be user
             | serviceable with better error codes. It's not completely
             | air tight case against the manufacturer wanting more
             | maintenance revenue, but the FTC certainly has enough
             | evidence to go investigate further.
        
               | sumtechguy wrote:
               | What is more crazy is the mcd's let it go on this long...
               | They are the kind of whale customer you hate to get. They
               | order tons of stuff from you but if they jump you are in
               | a world of hurt. This should have been along the lines of
               | the mcd's CEO calls the Taylor CEO and says 'fix it' and
               | that is the end of the call.
        
         | ramesh31 wrote:
         | > I can't even remember the last time I swung through McDonalds
         | for a cone and the machine was down. It's probably been 5
         | years. Not that I do this very often, but still.
         | 
         | Really? I've literally stopped even bothering to ask, since the
         | actual uptime seems to be about 20%, and only during peak
         | times.
        
       | danhon wrote:
       | Linked article:
       | 
       | "An error on a Taylor ice cream machine could look something like
       | this: "ERROR: XSndhUIF LHPR>45F 1HR LPROD too VISC," according to
       | WSJ. Taylor rebutted and said any codes that appear on its
       | machines can be easily found in the machine's manual."
       | 
       | Hm, what does this remind me of?
       | 
       | "But the plans were on display..."
       | 
       | "On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find
       | them."
       | 
       | "That's the display department."
       | 
       | "With a flashlight."
       | 
       | "Ah, well, the lights had probably gone."
       | 
       | "So had the stairs."
       | 
       | "But look, you found the notice, didn't you?"
       | 
       | "Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom
       | of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a
       | sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard."
        
         | scrollaway wrote:
         | Where is that little story from? Sounds fun
        
           | samizdis wrote:
           | The books are available pretty much anywhere. The original
           | HHGTTG was actually written for BBC Radio. There's info at
           | the BBC (but sadly none of the programmes are available atm;
           | they will probably resurface at some point, though).
           | 
           | https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03v379k
           | 
           | I cannot recommend the radio series highly enough, and they
           | should be available to buy (or find) somewhere. Mind you, the
           | books are also terrific - there are minor alterations in plot
           | details.
           | 
           | For me, though, the TV series and film were disappointing,
           | but to each their own.
           | 
           | Edit to add:
           | 
           | The radio series are available at archive.org. There's an
           | HHGTTG "omnibus page". The navigation is rather confusing,
           | but in the listings panel, the first programme in the first
           | series (Primary Phase) is number 10 [1], followed by listings
           | 11 to 15 for the rest of the first series.
           | 
           | The second series (Secondary Phase) start after that, and so
           | on for the subsequent series.
           | 
           | I've skipped through a few episodes to check and it all seems
           | in order.
           | 
           | [1] https://archive.org/details/s01e00hhgttgdouglasadamsbbcbo
           | o/S...
        
             | scrollaway wrote:
             | Ah yes! I've listened to the radio series before! I do not
             | remember that bit though. It was a while ago, all i
             | remember is that it was great. Maybe I'll give it another
             | listen.
             | 
             | Didn't know there was a film...
        
               | samizdis wrote:
               | Ah, well the bit quoted was from the very first episode
               | when Arthur explains to the workmen who have come to
               | knock down his house how he found out about the plans to
               | build a bypass, and hence demolish his house. It's at
               | 2min 39-ish, in the link above, so might as well settle
               | down with a nice cup of tea and listen to it from the
               | start :-)
        
           | cornstalks wrote:
           | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | awesomeusername wrote:
           | Omg you get to enjoy HHGTTG fresh for the first time! Lucky
           | you.
           | 
           | Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Douglass Adams
        
             | sopooneo wrote:
             | "...Ahhhh now I get all the 42 references"
        
             | scrollaway wrote:
             | Hah I figured it might be. I've only read bits of it. It's
             | on the list...
             | 
             | Saving it for a rainy day :)
        
               | vidanay wrote:
               | If you're into rainy days, you might also want to try
               | Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
        
               | scrollaway wrote:
               | Thanks for the recommendation!
        
         | domador wrote:
         | Sounds like "PC LOAD LETTER".
         | 
         | I'm already visualizing an ice cream machine getting a beatdown
         | with a baseball bat in the middle of a field...
        
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