[HN Gopher] Australia's trash bin-raiding cockatoos
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       Australia's trash bin-raiding cockatoos
        
       Author : NotSwift
       Score  : 126 points
       Date   : 2021-07-23 06:39 UTC (16 hours ago)
        
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       | Nostaris wrote:
       | This reminds me of owls in Futurama:
       | https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Owl
        
       | doctor_eval wrote:
       | We had cockatoos who lived with us north of Melbourne (out St
       | Andrews way). They are great birds, and fascinating to watch, and
       | also, if you feed good quality bird seed then they will come
       | around at the same time every day, and be your friends, and if
       | one day you don't feed them for some reason, they deliberately
       | throw your pot plants off your window ledge, one by one, smashing
       | them to the ground, and then you swear never, ever to feed the
       | brilliant little fuckers again.
        
         | Mandatum wrote:
         | As they slowly dismantle your house, your car, and ultimately..
         | your life.
        
           | nerpderp82 wrote:
           | Bird Spotting
        
         | rbut wrote:
         | Lived out that way growing up. They gnawed at our weatherboards
         | and deck railing. Always a major PITA.
        
         | NeoVeles wrote:
         | Years back when I lived in South Morang, they would go house to
         | house digging through the rubbish bins. Even if you put bricks
         | on the lids, they would team up to topple them off and get the
         | lid open.
         | 
         | Nowadays I live a little further south, we have clouds of
         | screaming Cockies every morning. I wouldn't dare feed them for
         | fear they would bring the entire hoard.
         | 
         | They are cool birds bu very... independent if you will.
        
           | justinclift wrote:
           | > Even if you put bricks on the lids, they would team up to
           | topple them off and get the lid open.
           | 
           | Sounds like a perfect opportunity to place a jack-in-the-box.
           | :)
        
             | msrenee wrote:
             | I'd be worried they'd plot some kind of revenge.
        
         | please-reread wrote:
         | Pot plants, you say? I am sorry for your loss.
        
           | jonhuber wrote:
           | Pot plants are just potted plants in Australian parlance.
        
             | teh_klev wrote:
             | I think the parent commenter knows that, I took it as a
             | humorous deliberate misreading to get the joke in.
        
         | flybrand wrote:
         | In 2007, our one year old son was tossing them food while we'd
         | turned around. We were on a 9th floor patio and hadn't seen the
         | bird join us.
         | 
         | We just avoided him getting pecked!
        
         | paranoidrobot wrote:
         | Rainbow Lorikeets are similarly fascinating birds.
         | 
         | However like Cockatoos, if you forget to feed them, they will
         | happily destroy everything. I remember seeing photos years ago
         | of someone who'd been feeding Rainbow Lorikeets regularly from
         | their wooden balcony.
         | 
         | They went away for a few weeks and came back to find that most
         | of the balcony railing where they'd normally provide feed had
         | been torn apart like a thousand tiny little woodchippers had
         | been at it.
         | 
         | It was one of those stories that I've remembered and repeat to
         | anyone who decides to feed the cute birds that come around.
        
           | peanut_worm wrote:
           | I got the opportunity to see some in an aviary. They are so
           | friendly and vibrant.
        
         | Mandatum wrote:
         | As they slowly dismantle your house, your car, your life.
        
         | nojs wrote:
         | Can confirm this is 100% true. They are super smart and super
         | destructive.
        
       | sircastor wrote:
       | Angus of Maker's Muse posted a video last year about creating
       | puzzles for the local wild cockatoos. They're very smart birds.
       | 
       | [1] https://youtu.be/A5YyTHyaNpo
        
       | londons_explore wrote:
       | It always amazes me how much food is left in bins.
       | 
       | I personally try to never chuck food away - it saves me money,
       | saves the environment and helps others eat (by keeping food
       | prices low). Perhaps once a month do I chuck something out.
       | (Usually because it's gone mouldy before the best before date)
       | 
       | Yet I have seen people who seem to chuck out tens of things every
       | week. I just don't understand their logic - why buy what you
       | can't eat?
       | 
       | In this video for example are bits of uneaten bread/sandwiches.
        
       | modernerd wrote:
       | Iggy Pop keeps a Moluccan Cockatoo called BiggyPop. He has a
       | bunch of videos of Biggy judging and rocking out to music if he
       | likes it:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a7TGxn3cVU
       | 
       | https://www.instagram.com/biggypop/
       | 
       | They're clearly smart birds and it's no wonder a bin lid presents
       | little challenge in the wild.
       | 
       | They also have the bite force of a Husky[1], which makes them
       | pretty scary in the wild and not a great choice as a pet for
       | most.
       | 
       | [1]: https://beakcraze.com/can-a-cockatoo-bite-your-finger-
       | off/#H...
        
         | tzs wrote:
         | See also Snowball the dancing Eleonora cockatoo [1], who has at
         | least 14 distinct dance moves which are shown in the videos in
         | this article [2].
         | 
         | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowball_(cockatoo)
         | 
         | [2] https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2019/07/study-of-
         | snow...
        
       | terrywang wrote:
       | Not just cockatoos, but also magpies, at least that's what I've
       | observed recently. Both are intelligent birds with not so good
       | reputation, I'd avoid making them my enemies. Both can do
       | significant damanages to your garden and plants. Cockatoos and
       | magpies are intelligent enough to observe human beahviour and
       | retaliate when those who try to offend them when they are not
       | present at home (don't ask me how I know this...). Over time, I
       | learned to make friends with them, make the gardens friendly and
       | attractive to them, toys (river stones, small toys, ablone
       | shells, etc.), clean water source and so on, I've been living
       | with both cockatoos and magpies for years now. It seems that the
       | magpies have a strong sense of territory, the same group returns
       | everyday, while cockatoos visit less often, or simply randomly.
       | 
       | On cockatoos: One of my neighbours have been keeping a white
       | cockatoo as pets for 10+ years, the bird start to lose feather on
       | tis chest... The bird is kept in a large cage with a meshed
       | window facing a park / playground, the bird says hello to pretty
       | much everyone who waves at or greets it. Sometimes it even says
       | "have fun" in a weird tone - it took me at least 20 times before
       | I figured out what it was trying to say ;-)
       | 
       | On magpies: their beaks are not at advantage to open bin lids as
       | cockatoos'. However, individual magpies are smart and powerful
       | enough to open overflowed bins' lids and mess up the garbage.
        
         | AnotherGoodName wrote:
         | We should clarify that Australian Magpies are a completely
         | different genus to other magpies. They are in their own branch
         | genetically and there's really not much else like them. They
         | were called magpies because they are black and white.
         | 
         | Their behavior is equally as unique as their genome. Highly
         | intelligent and highly territorial. They will attack humans
         | without hesitation if they perceive a threat.
        
         | anotherevan wrote:
         | Magpies become extra territorial during breeding season and
         | swoop, defending their patch. They also recognise and remember
         | individual humans, too. For some reason the ones up our street
         | took a dislike to my son and will swoop at him every season,
         | but never bother the other three of us.
         | 
         | During the protracted Melbourne lock-downs last year, when you
         | did go for a drive down to the shops for your groceries and
         | such, you could see huge groups of cockies and galahs hanging
         | around. Not as much fun as the small English town that got
         | invaded by goats, but I did wonder once or twice if I was in an
         | Alfred Hitchcock film.
        
         | matthiasv wrote:
         | > On cockatoos: One of my neighbours have been keeping a white
         | cockatoo as pets for 10+ years, the bird start to lose feather
         | on tis chest...
         | 
         | It's not "losing" feathers, it's likely pulling them out due to
         | living in a confined space without appropriate social ties and
         | thus behaving like this.
        
           | pvaldes wrote:
           | Can be also Psittaccine beak and feathers disease, a
           | relatively common and non treatable disease of cockatoos
           | caused by (who would suspect that) a circovirus. This birds
           | were born to be the avian version of the Jocker (and a really
           | good one).
        
           | pibechorro wrote:
           | Ding ding ding.
           | 
           | Dont cage birds, if you are not working from home and giving
           | them stimulation all day everyday, its torture.
        
       | lightbulbjim wrote:
       | Australian birds have a huge evolutionary advantage over species
       | in other parts of the world. Modern birds evolved in Australia.
       | 
       | See: https://books.google.com.au/books?id=oJxZCgAAQBAJ&pg=PT11
        
       | ausimian wrote:
       | Live in Sydney and have had the cockatoos in our bins a few times
       | in the past six months. They're pretty brazen too, caught them at
       | it a while ago and they carried on like I wasn't there.
       | 
       | Started leaving a brick on the lid which seems to work.
        
       | kristiandupont wrote:
       | Cockatoo removing bird spikes:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7UFoEuzYvc
        
         | LegitShady wrote:
         | This must be some kind of installer error because if they can
         | be picked up and removed something will do that.
        
         | pvaldes wrote:
         | Yup Australia, the place were nature hates you passionately.
         | 
         | Now with metal spikes raining over your head included, because
         | we felt creative and you have two eyes.
        
         | ghosty141 wrote:
         | I would hate this if I'd live there but it's still fascinating.
         | These birds are so smart. I wonder how birds will do in like
         | 200-300 years. Some birds in urban cities already fly through
         | the subway system to find food.
        
           | taberiand wrote:
           | In 200-300 years, given the projections of climate change?
           | Probably about as well as everything else...
        
             | NotSwift wrote:
             | Even apart from global warming, approximately 1 in 8 bird
             | species are already on the brink of extinction. Major
             | causes are loss of habitat, introduction of predators
             | (cats, rats, snakes) and spread of diseases (bird flu is
             | already pandemic but new one will certainly arise).
        
       | gonzo41 wrote:
       | There's a big flock of these that fly around my place just
       | wrecking tree's. Every 2-3 months they swing past my yard and
       | strip my pine tree's and then terrorize my neighbor who's been
       | trying to grow a walnut tree for a few years.
       | 
       | It's pretty entertaining. They are smart and just seem to always
       | find trouble.
        
       | scottmcdot wrote:
       | We also call them "rubbish bins".
        
         | danwills wrote:
         | Agreed, although this particular type of bin also gets called a
         | "Wheelie Bin" (or perhaps "Wheely Bin"? not sure how to spell
         | it actually..) a lot, at least in South Australia.
        
           | crashbunny wrote:
           | Where's your bin? "I's been on holidays" No, No. Where's your
           | wheelie bin? "OK, OK, I's really been in gaol"
        
           | adamjb wrote:
           | Yeah, my rubbish bin's in my kitchen, thank you very much
        
         | KineticLensman wrote:
         | In the UK they are colloquially referred to as dustbins. My
         | local council formally refers to them as rubbish bins and their
         | contents as rubbish or waste [0]. The term wheelie bin is used
         | when they do in fact have wheels (ours don't). Very few Brits
         | would call them trash bins or trash cans.
         | 
         | [0] https://newforest.gov.uk/rubbish
        
       | schappim wrote:
       | Here is one that visited our house:
       | 
       | https://files.littlebird.com.au/IMG_0420-rU3XEJ8IqAEehOrAwkJ...
       | 
       | https://files.littlebird.com.au/IMG_0271-hdbzS2TIutwOL5rAajP...
       | 
       | https://files.littlebird.com.au/IMG_0435-NDeiqB4ebNXl9leyBr8...
       | 
       | https://files.littlebird.com.au/IMG_0432-PoRHBh7IZWvtLjCxUZN...
       | 
       | We don't encourage them because they can eat our wooden deck.
        
         | chrismorgan wrote:
         | If we're sharing cockatoo pictures, here's one from 2019: on a
         | table in Halls Gap, a cockatoo eating some pizza crust that it
         | had been given by a tourist, sitting right beside a sign that I
         | can only interpret as "don't feed the kookaburras":
         | https://temp.chrismorgan.info/DSC06148.JPG
        
           | tosh wrote:
           | Great shot!
        
           | temp0826 wrote:
           | Looks like a scene from a sequel to Untitled Goose Game
        
       | ungamedplayer wrote:
       | I'll translate the headline into cockatoo for any of them reading
       | "reeeeeeee e eeeeeee eeeeewe reweeeeweeeeaaaaaaaaaaew
       | eeeeaaawwwwwwwwwwwwk"
       | 
       | [Source: I hear them every morning]
        
       | bryanrasmussen wrote:
       | Next species for humans to domesticate - cockatoos can be used as
       | automatic bin openers when you need to throw out your garbage!
       | 
       | also, according to the article, they sound like punk rock!
        
         | pan69 wrote:
         | They sure sound like punk rock. I have flocks of them near my
         | house every once in a while and they destroy everything.
         | 
         | Here's a video to give you the idea of what they sound like (in
         | real life it's much worse!):
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERYamZkj_xQ
        
       | mschuster91 wrote:
       | In Germany, we have similar problems, just with crows. In Munich,
       | many trash bins had to be upgraded to be crow (and pigeon) proof,
       | and there have even been occasional attacks - due to covid
       | restrictions, cities became more quiet so the birds nested... and
       | then the restrictions eased and people invaded the areas of the
       | nests.
        
       | jansan wrote:
       | If they are the "Punks of the bird world", then what are New
       | Zealand's Keas? I heard from a New Zealander that they will
       | completely dismantle your convertible car (with a soft top) or
       | your bicycle, if you leave it with them.
       | 
       | Update: Here is a Kea playing with traffic cones:
       | https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/kea-mischief-caught-on-cam/XIO...
       | 
       | Update2: Keas vandalizing police car:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo
        
         | lostlogin wrote:
         | I've seen them push moderate size rocks off bin lids in order
         | to get in. I've seen them remove a broom handle that was pushed
         | through the handles of multiple bins (by pushing the broom
         | handle out first).
         | 
         | And then I've seen a group of them get fed by sliding down a
         | tin roof on their claws, making the most hellish noise to get
         | the humans out of bed.
         | 
         | Usually though, they are just ripping bits off cars and
         | mangling the aerials.
         | 
         | They are hilarious and destructive arseholes.
        
         | peanut_worm wrote:
         | I strongly suspect that Kea are the most intelligent animal
         | other than humans and maybe chimps.
        
         | postingawayonhn wrote:
         | > Here is a Kea playing with traffic cones
         | 
         | They're not just playing. They figured out that by moving the
         | cones into a traffic lane they can get vehicles to stop.
         | 
         | Cars often have to stop here as it's a one lane tunnel so the
         | kea wait around to receive food or play with people/vehicles.
        
       | ehnto wrote:
       | My old friend had a Cockatoo who lived with them as a kid, but
       | wasn't captive at all. He just chose to spend his time with them
       | after they found him orphaned and took care of him for a while.
       | He would disappear for a day or two and come back, and he would
       | follow my friend to school and hang out around the classrooms
       | waiting. The teachers would try to shoo him and he would rage
       | against the machine, they are loud as hell. Appropriately, his
       | name was "Rowdy".
       | 
       | "Cockatoos... producing an average of 120 decibels and loudest of
       | 135 decibels of noise. The loudness can be judged by looking at
       | the noise level of 140 decibels of a 747 Jumbo Jet."
        
         | blincoln wrote:
         | I wonder if their ears are physically more resistant to hearing
         | damage than ours, or if they're just guaranteed to go deaf as
         | they age.
        
           | ehnto wrote:
           | In captivity they can live up to 80 years old so if it's
           | possible someone knows the answer to that. I have to imagine
           | they have something similar to humans ears where we have a
           | muscle to dampen the sounds of our jaw area and voice.
        
       | Syzygies wrote:
       | In the 1980's I attended an amazing talk by Lynn Conway. She
       | described how with Carver Mead she had popularlized VLSI design
       | methodology, using her studies in anthropology for insights into
       | deliberately fomenting a revolution.
       | 
       | She opened the talk with a map of birdwatcher observations,
       | detailing the concentric circles of technology spread across
       | England as blue tits taught each other to peck open foil caps:
       | 
       | "In the early 20th century, milkmen would deliver milk to British
       | doorsteps, in bottles that were sealed with foil caps. Then, in
       | the 1920s, homeowners started noticing holes in the foil. The
       | culprits were blue tits. They had learned to peck open the bottle
       | caps to drink the layer of cream beneath. The behaviour quickly
       | spread. By the 1950s, it seemed that every blue tit in Britain
       | knew the technique."
       | 
       | https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/scientist...
        
       | sellyme wrote:
       | If the bin chickens learn how to do this as well, we're doomed.
        
         | Mordisquitos wrote:
         | Relevant song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE
        
         | dkdbejwi383 wrote:
         | I hope bin chickens are given the right to compete at the
         | Brisbane Olympics
        
       | ungamedplayer wrote:
       | True story. During ww2 Aussie diggers used to post a lookout for
       | their superiors they would nickname the cockatoo while they were
       | gambling or misbehaving. The cockatoo would make noise letting
       | their fellow soldiers know of the incoming officer.
       | 
       | This habit is named after the same habit the birds have for
       | predators.
        
       | jiggawatts wrote:
       | The real connoisseurs of trash are the Bin Chickens:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWhkSbTU
        
         | pteraspidomorph wrote:
         | It's the Ibi~~~s... (nsfw language)
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE
        
         | exhilaration wrote:
         | Incredible video, thank you! I thought it really was a Planet
         | Earth segment but it slowly became more and more hilarious.
        
         | ehnto wrote:
         | In SA they've retained some of their elegance, so I was really
         | surprised to find out they have such a bad name in the bigger
         | cities! They are really elegant in flight.
        
         | peanut_worm wrote:
         | We have our own bin chickens in America! They are everywhere in
         | Florida
         | 
         | American White Ibis
        
       | rini17 wrote:
       | Just don't throw away food recklessly. As part of EU drive for
       | garbage recycling/separation it's now becoming mandatory to put
       | food scraps and leftovers separately into dedicated container.
       | That's a good thing to avoid wildlife learning to scavenge.
        
         | pjmlp wrote:
         | Yeah, but then since the good fellow humans are too lazy to
         | properly lock the bins, the raven gangs manage to open them
         | anyway.
         | 
         | Also it doesn't help that in most cities you have to hunt down
         | to a garbage bin close to bus stops, which is then stuffed with
         | all kinds of possible garbage anyway.
        
         | RicoElectrico wrote:
         | In the past decade wild hogs have grown to be a major problem
         | in Polish cities. Plowing through lawns, tipping over trash
         | bins. The animals themselves are not an immediate danger to
         | humans (they really do not care about you), but they destroy
         | gardens and can cause car accidents.
         | 
         | All these 5 or so mandatory segregation bins do not fit into
         | the enclosure, so in my case one of them is on the driveway,
         | which hogs tip over almost every night. Not sure how to deal
         | with them without making trash collectors' lives harder.
         | 
         | It's so ironic I haven't seen one hog (or marks of their
         | existence) back on vacations in countryside.
        
       | foobar1962 wrote:
       | There are a couple of things Aussie kids are taught from a young
       | age: don't touch spiders; don't splash water at the pool or throw
       | sand at the beach; and don't stick your fingers in the cocky
       | cage.
        
         | enriquto wrote:
         | > don't splash water at the pool
         | 
         | why is that?
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | phist_mcgee wrote:
           | So the walkways around the pool edge don't get wet, which
           | would cause a tripping hazard for people walking past.
        
           | tankenmate wrote:
           | You'll get boxed around the ears by your elders :)
        
         | satori99 wrote:
         | I shared a house with a demented Cockatoo once. He was rescued
         | from poor conditions and didn't really know how to be a bird.
         | 
         | They are really smart -- like toddler smart, and very curious.
         | They can solve puzzles, pick locks, and have epic screaming
         | tantrums when they don't get what they want. Every. single.
         | day.
         | 
         | The video below is not mine, but resembles my experience living
         | with a crazy parrot:
         | 
         | https://youtu.be/BB4Qhtuxe6A?t=45
        
           | kwyjobojoe wrote:
           | Before the council cut down the gum tree, they used to
           | deliberately drop branches on me when I was outside. Any they
           | could bite through, up to maybe 1.5cm thick, they would wait
           | until I walked around the car then drop them on my head, and
           | scream their heads off. Crafty bastards
        
           | crashbunny wrote:
           | I've seen aussie birds seek out and reposition thrown out
           | empty energy drinks to finish off the last few drops.
           | Apparently they act just young teenagers in many ways.
        
             | lostlogin wrote:
             | There is a post here about Kea and it links to a video of
             | them moving traffic cones on the road, which messes with
             | traffic.
             | 
             | It is very much like teenage behaviour.
        
           | ThatMedicIsASpy wrote:
           | It's not really crazy. Parrots can like or hate you. That's
           | why they can be a terrible pet.
        
       | unixhero wrote:
       | In Australia it is not called trass, they say rubbish. Any older
       | Aussie will call you out on it.
       | 
       | "It's rubbish mate"
        
         | timbit42 wrote:
         | Smithsonian is American so they translate it.
        
       | christkv wrote:
       | I remember seeing a group Cockatoos harassing a guy in the park
       | they would fly from tree to tree following him specifically.
        
       | dpedu wrote:
       | Maker's Muse, a 3d-printing youtube channel has a video where a
       | local and wild cockatoo is given 3d-printed puzzles to solve.
       | It's really worth a watch, it highlights how the bird figures
       | things out.
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lgWcGIoSVA
        
       | yreg wrote:
       | Birds can also be trained for the reverse outcome - to collect
       | trash and deposit it in exchange for seeds.
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25180662
        
         | pjmlp wrote:
         | I wonder if they will get into collective agreements for seeds.
         | :)
        
       | loftyal wrote:
       | Lyre Bird of south australia sings like a chainsaw
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ
        
       | pjmlp wrote:
       | Not only cockatoos, ravens are also quite social.
       | 
       | Around the German area where I live, they team up in "bird gangs"
       | and if the fellow humans were too lazy to properly close the
       | garbage, they will open it, either alone or via team work.
       | 
       | It is not uncommon to eventually find garbage bags scattered
       | around, which they took out while searching for food, thanks to
       | those lazy animals species that failed to properly close the
       | garbage container.
        
       | cturner wrote:
       | Three years ago, we had a month in Australia, and drove through
       | the SA wine regions and then the coast road to Melbourne. Some
       | time after crossing the border, we stopped at a town Lorne which
       | was much like the previous coastal town, except instead of gulls
       | there were cockatoos everywhere. One flew in close to show
       | interest at chips on my plate, turning its head to size me up -
       | would it be worth making an attempt? I turned towards it, it
       | sidled away awkwardly.
        
         | danpalmer wrote:
         | Wow the cockatoos in Lorne really have a reputation. I drove up
         | to Lorne from Melbourne when I was in Australia and one of my
         | most vivid memories is a cockatoo eating bits of pizza out of a
         | bin with pizza sauce smeared up its face.
        
           | BrissyCoder wrote:
           | You mean down to Lorne.
        
       | golemiprague wrote:
       | Never found them to be such an issue, unlike magpies and ibis
        
       | oxplot wrote:
       | These are some of the most annoying birds here in Oz, probably
       | right behind Magpies.
       | 
       | I've seen them destroy/pull off the outer plastic trim on a car
       | roof like they had pliers for beaks. They're pretty meaty and
       | large and are not scared off easily. Loud as fuck too.
        
       | tunnuz wrote:
       | Cockatoos are amazingly smart. They're also very loud.
        
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