[HN Gopher] Royal Mail Rubber Band
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       Royal Mail Rubber Band
        
       Author : ykat7
       Score  : 59 points
       Date   : 2021-07-11 15:17 UTC (7 hours ago)
        
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       | dougSF70 wrote:
       | The volume of rubber bands used is equivalent to 1500 Escobars,
       | another prolific rubber band user. Strangely Pablo did not get as
       | much criticism and complaints about his excessive usage.
        
       | pacaro wrote:
       | Has anyone noticed that in the UK, posties work for the Royal
       | Mail, whereas in the US, mail carriers work for the US Postal
       | Service. It's a curious inversion
        
         | dTal wrote:
         | In the UK, you get the bill and you pay with a cheque. In the
         | US you get the check and you pay with a bill.
        
           | mattlondon wrote:
           | I don't think I've seen a cheque used in decades now. Are
           | they even still accepted in shops?
        
             | ddek wrote:
             | There had been plans to phase out the cheque in 2018,
             | however the portion of the population that still uses
             | cheque wield popular sympathy, so the plan was abandoned.
             | 
             | Now the official line is that cheque's will continue as
             | long as people use them, but substantial investment will be
             | made in making digital transfers the default. This has
             | meant replacing the slow BACS and expensive CHAPS with
             | Faster Payments, and cash with contactless.
             | 
             | So cheque is accepted almost nowhere, almost dead, but is
             | being strung along until the boomers are gone. It would be
             | fine if it wasn't such a PIA to handle.
        
               | chihuahua wrote:
               | Checks have the advantage that they teach everyone
               | patience - whenever someone at the supermarket checkout
               | is taking a solid 5 minutes writing a check for $13.92,
               | and then the cashier takes another 5 minutes going
               | through some complicated ritual accepting the check as
               | payment.
        
       | tyingq wrote:
       | I'd once seen a show about a murderer in the UK that was caught
       | partially due to his use of yellow cable ties that were exclusive
       | to the Royal Mail.
       | 
       | A bit of Googling shows it came from the murder of Leanne
       | Tiernan. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2116617.stm
        
       | zabzonk wrote:
       | If the odd rubber band is the price I have to pay for nice,
       | friendly men (and they are almost all men, for some reason)
       | turning up at my door, and perhaps helping me if some disaster
       | has befallen me, then it's a price I'm willing to pay.
       | 
       | Now, back to watching England getting slaughtered by Italy... oh,
       | wait!
        
         | chrisseaton wrote:
         | > perhaps helping me if some disaster has befallen me
         | 
         | What service are you referring to?
        
           | zabzonk wrote:
           | The ones where they look through your window and seen you
           | have fallen and cannot get up.
        
             | chrisseaton wrote:
             | I don't think that's really their job and I wouldn't depend
             | on it!
        
               | zabzonk wrote:
               | It's not their job, but in my experience they are pretty
               | dependable, one way or another.
        
         | jjgreen wrote:
         | I was depending on England's defeat and planned to sing "Just
         | one Cornetto" from the back door at final whistle, but it looks
         | like I might be disappointed.
        
           | zabzonk wrote:
           | I wouldn't bet, myself. England's horrid habit of passing
           | backward, which I have seen for over 50 years, may still sink
           | them. As my late Dad used to say, you want to play your game
           | in the opponent's half.
        
             | zabzonk wrote:
             | Oh god. I think what Italy are doing illustrates what I
             | mean.
        
       | kypro wrote:
       | My dad was a postman. He always used to bring home big bundles of
       | these and I'd make rubber band balls out of them. Good times. =)
        
       | Theodores wrote:
       | 2005 was peak mail. More letters than ever were delivered then
       | and only in one delivery as they had got rid of the second
       | delivery by then, with post arriving whenever rather than before
       | breakfast. Things started to fall off a cliff in the years after
       | that with businesses and government moving online. However,
       | during this period, with more letters per address delivered at a
       | time, there must have been unprecedented demand for the rubber
       | bands.
       | 
       | The Royal Mail also encouraged bulk mail during that time doing
       | final mile for companies that were competition and specialising
       | in junk mail.
       | 
       | Luckily those days are over and most non elderly people in the UK
       | can expect zero letters on most days.
        
       | 123pie123 wrote:
       | my uncle was a postman, when I young he used to give me as many
       | rubber bands as I needed, from memory they were brown
       | 
       | I made a daisy chain of rubber bands that - when stetched, was
       | about 400meters long (to the end of our street). When i let it
       | go, I thought something crazy would happen (i was about 6-7)but
       | in reality nothing really happened it just shrank fast
       | 
       | I was extremely disapointed, it look many days to do this, I
       | learnt at an early age about imagination vs reality
        
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         | laurent92 wrote:
         | I was expecting the same, even though I'm 38! On the upside,
         | you dodged what could have been a horrible accident: Ropes snap
         | and take away limbs, tug-o-war accidents are horrible and at
         | scale - https://priceonomics.com/a-history-of-tug-of-war-
         | fatalities/
        
           | morpheos137 wrote:
           | He wouldn't have been able to stretch it in the first place
           | to dangerous levels of potential energy.
        
       | dclowd9901 wrote:
       | I think our mail systems are probably some of the most wasteful
       | aspects of our society. At this point, I really can't imagine the
       | need for actual mail to come to my house. Fully 95% of the mail I
       | get is adverts, 4.999% are bills (that could be digital), and
       | .001% is genuine letters from another person.
       | 
       | All that paper, fuel and wasted human effort to make sure I get
       | something I throw away in the recycle bin immediately after I get
       | it. It should honestly be a crime and I don't know how it isn't.
        
         | randomhodler84 wrote:
         | Whaaat? Very much disagree. I think you are forgetting
         | packages. Where I live, the postal service delivers packages
         | every day of the week. Sundays included. The mail is a critical
         | service, done efficiently and with a smile. The world would end
         | if people could not get their packages.
        
         | soneil wrote:
         | In most western countries the mail is the official way to reach
         | you. Court, legal, tax, etc documents will all come via the
         | national post. That's a large part of why they're protected, we
         | don't have a good mechanism to replace this. At the very least,
         | gig-workers ain't it.
        
         | jrockway wrote:
         | The government figured out the ad-sponsored business model well
         | before Facebook and Twitter. I only receive junk mail, but I
         | guess it subsidizes package delivery that I actually want.
        
           | the_angry_angel wrote:
           | FWIW If you're in the UK you can opt out of non addressed
           | mail (https://personal.help.royalmail.com/app/answers/detail/
           | a_id/...) delivered via RM
           | 
           | In 2005 the Royal Mail was fully privatised. Since then I
           | personally feel the amount of unaddressed mail has increased.
           | But that might be in my head
        
       | Scoundreller wrote:
       | > that contemporary red rubber bands are designed to be more
       | biodegradable than previously used brown bands, so as to lessen
       | the environmental impact
       | 
       | Doesn't this mean less reusable?
        
         | cperciva wrote:
         | Not necessarily -- at least, not unless you count people
         | reusing discarded rubber bands. Typically the strategy used in
         | cases like this is to make the material break down faster in
         | the presence of water; assuming postal workers aren't trying to
         | get the mail wet, the rubber bands should also stay dry enough
         | to be reusable.
         | 
         | I have plastic compost bags which stay intact for months in the
         | cupboard but fall apart in 2 days when filled with wet food
         | waste.
        
       | that_guy_iain wrote:
       | At my first tech job there was a guy who had a ball made from the
       | rubber bans the postie would leave every day. He had been doing
       | it for 2-3 years before I joined. It was twice the size of a
       | baseball.
        
       | globular-toast wrote:
       | I remember collecting rubber bands from the postie as a child to
       | make a rubber band ball. I remember most of them being brown.
       | Sometimes our post comes bundled with a rubber band now. I don't
       | think I've ever seen a red one.
        
         | Zenst wrote:
         | I had 3 small packages arrive this Friday, left on my door and
         | tied together in a brown rubber band. Like you, I have never
         | seen a red one either, blue one's yes, though rare.
        
       | AstaManasta wrote:
       | It seems they no longer use them. I remember having to pick them
       | up quite regularly so it's no wonder they consumed so many.
        
         | mPReDiToR wrote:
         | I live in York, England.
         | 
         | They bloody well do still use them; I find them on my doorstep
         | regularly!
         | 
         | I've got on hanging around the fire smash glass activation
         | thingie outside my door, and another around a handle on my
         | chest of drawers (can't remember why!).
        
       | simonjgreen wrote:
       | Our post is still delivered in rubber bands, but they're no
       | longer red.
        
         | bbarnett wrote:
         | Quebec, Canada, blue bands here...
        
         | kencausey wrote:
         | If you happen to have a relevant source for this information
         | the Wikipedia entry could use a citation for that statement in
         | the introductory paragraph. Unfortunately personal experience
         | and observation is not sufficient.
        
           | detritus wrote:
           | Never change, HN.
        
             | kencausey wrote:
             | Could you explain? I'm not sure where I went wrong.
        
               | smcl wrote:
               | I think this is probably down to unfortunate phrasing -
               | at first blush it _looked like_ you 're doing the
               | [citation needed] thing on someone who was just adding an
               | interesting anecdote to the brown/red band situation.
               | However I assume you just wanted to say that this info
               | would be an interesting addition to that page, and if OP
               | had any idea whether there was any more official info on
               | this that would be cool, since the anecdote alone likely
               | won't satisfy wikipedia editors.
        
               | Luc wrote:
               | Observing non-red rubber bands doesn't make a person more
               | likely to have a link to a Wikipedia-accepted source
               | article about it, right? So the person suggesting a
               | Wikipedia edit may just as well Google it themselves.
        
               | kencausey wrote:
               | Yes, you are right I did not try to search for it myself
               | before writing the comment. However I did just try and it
               | is harder than you might think to search for something
               | like this. I suspect if I had a better understanding of
               | British English I might more readily stumble onto an
               | appropriate phrasing that turns up a source.
        
               | kencausey wrote:
               | Thanks.
               | 
               | Yes, at the time I wrote the original comment, in the
               | Wikipedia page linked there was a comment in the lead
               | section of the article: "The Royal Mail no longer uses
               | red rubber bands.{{Citation needed|date=June 2020}}". And
               | given that the comment I was replying to seemed to be
               | from someone local I thought they might be in a position
               | to have or find a reference and update the Wikipedia
               | article with that, since other comments here seemed to
               | agree that the rubber bands are not currently red.
               | 
               | However that sentence has just been removed:
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Royal_Mail_rub
               | ber...
        
         | indigomm wrote:
         | Ours seem to be the conventional beige too. Maybe custom rubber
         | bands were costing too much.
        
       | zlib wrote:
       | Our posties are always littering the streets and even my driveway
       | with regular brown rubber bands!
        
         | hughrr wrote:
         | The kids clear them up here. In my case I spent several years
         | carrying a scooter with about 3kg of the things on the main
         | pole back from school every day.
        
         | Zenst wrote:
         | Not so common these days and for me personally a shame as was
         | always a good source of freebies in that respect, I had to buy
         | some a while back and ironically the quality of bands the post
         | office use are pretty darn good compared to the ones I
         | purchased (which all turned to crud after a few years and kinda
         | dried out for want of a better way of explaining how they
         | went).
        
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