[HN Gopher] Bonzi Buddy
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       Bonzi Buddy
        
       Author : legerdemain
       Score  : 49 points
       Date   : 2021-06-04 21:04 UTC (1 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (bonzi.link)
 (TXT) w3m dump (bonzi.link)
        
       | smoldesu wrote:
       | Props to the devs for keeping this site up for so long.
        
         | DoctorOW wrote:
         | They didn't. This is a mirror.
        
       | mdtusz wrote:
       | I sometimes look back in awe and wonder at how good bonzi buddy
       | was for it's time as a _piece of software_. It was objectively
       | ridiculous and borderline a piece of malware, but it's burned
       | into my memory and it's functionality was fairly impressive when
       | compared to buggy toolbar apps of today.
        
         | RosanaAnaDana wrote:
         | Wait this wasn't malware?
        
           | rusk wrote:
           | Nowadays would be but these were far simpler times
        
         | smegger001 wrote:
         | I remember my dad having this on the family PC at the time it
         | was a green parrot though he uninstalled it when it was changed
         | to the purple ape.
        
           | paulgb wrote:
           | Was it the parrot in this screenshot?
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Agent
           | 
           | I think Bonzi Buddy was built on Microsoft Agent, so it would
           | make sense.
        
             | smegger001 wrote:
             | yup that's him/it
        
             | x14km2d wrote:
             | Peedy https://msagent.fandom.com/wiki/Peedy
        
               | SturgeonsLaw wrote:
               | > Microsoft Agent Wiki
               | 
               | I propose that the saying "there's an app for that"
               | becomes deprecated in favour of the more comprehensive
               | "there's a wiki for that"
        
       | p00tsk00t wrote:
       | Ah yes, the memories. Worth looking into as well is a piece of
       | software called Ultrahal, almost like spiritual successor in a
       | sense but far more complex, user-editing and even a GPT-3
       | integration in the latest release.
        
       | hughrr wrote:
       | Oh crap I'd forgotten about that. First experience with this was
       | my mother calling out of the blue. _"There's this purple monkey
       | on the screen and he's telling me things"_. For a few minutes I
       | thought she'd OD'ed her meds.
       | 
       | Then there was removing that, some other more persistent malware
       | from my father-in-law's windows ME computer one fine Christmas
       | Day.
       | 
       | Joy to family tech support.
        
       | gccs wrote:
       | Some frontend code monkey should make this a chrome extension
       | that appears on every page.
        
         | mfkp wrote:
         | a monkey coding a monkey
        
           | bozzcl wrote:
           | It's monkeys all the way down.
        
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       | tombert wrote:
       | Man, I remember the fight my parents and I had when I installed
       | CometCursor on their computer and as a result inadvertently
       | installed a bunch of crapware and malware on there. I was going
       | to install BonziBuddy but they fortunately stopped me before I
       | got that far.
        
       | Fwirt wrote:
       | All this, and only 16MB of RAM and 11MB of disk space required!
       | I'm sure today this would be an Electron app that used at least
       | an order of magnitude more resources. We certainly live in
       | interesting times.
        
         | SturgeonsLaw wrote:
         | Well back in '95 you might have been running a 486 with a
         | whopping 33Mhz clock speed, or a Pentium at 133Mhz if you were
         | a baller.
         | 
         | Your hard drive might have been over a gig, but was most likely
         | still measured in megs.
         | 
         | The entire system itself would most likely have 16MB of RAM,
         | upgradable to 32MB for the power users.
        
           | philjohn wrote:
           | Hey, you could almost double that hard drive space with
           | DRVSPACE.EXE!
        
       | legobridge wrote:
       | Brings back so many fond memories. I was 5 when my family
       | computer had Bonzi Buddy, and we loved it. We installed it every
       | time we had to have our Windows drive reformatted (it happened
       | quite frequently, as you can guess from our fondness for
       | installing malware).
       | 
       | But hey, it used to sing songs and dance and stuff, and my mom
       | could make it tell me to brush my teeth.
        
       | imwillofficial wrote:
       | What a blast from the past!!
        
       | shireboy wrote:
       | Geeze, that's a blast from the past. You know it's funny- I used
       | to periodically go looking for things to customize my desktop
       | experience. This, those little dogs and cats, Rainmeter, Amiga
       | workbench hacks, etc. etc. Nowadays- I supposed finally burned by
       | enough malware and having become curmudgeonly- I want the most
       | minimal "plain vanilla" setup I can get and pride myself in
       | hardly ever installing _anything_.
        
         | 7thaccount wrote:
         | Same. I had Bonzi buddy as a kid, but try to avoid pretty much
         | all apps now.
        
         | poisonborz wrote:
         | What does Rainmeter has to do with any of the other examples?
         | It is still a very popular framework, and the only good
         | solution on displaying external data on windows desktop (which,
         | I think still a better place for home user dashboarding than
         | some browser tab)
        
         | sethhochberg wrote:
         | I have very fond memories of Rainmeter (and WindowBlinds, etc)
         | - but much like you, these days I can't be bothered. It was a
         | fun era 15ish years ago.
        
       | spoonjim wrote:
       | Was this related to a malware called "Gator"? I remember not
       | being able to get rid of some combination of Bonzi Buddy and
       | Gator from a machine. I _formatted the hard drive_ and it still
       | didn 't get rid of the problem. Still have no idea how they did
       | it.
        
       | supernintendo wrote:
       | I know it's silly but I actually have some pretty fond childhood
       | memories of Bonzi Buddy. Me and my cousin installed it on the
       | family computer (running Windows ME at the time!) and would use
       | the text-to-speech feature to make it say crazy, usually
       | profanity-laden, things. In retrospect it was obvious adware /
       | malware but not as bad as some of the other junk that would end
       | up on your PC back in those days. The litany of Internet Explorer
       | toolbars that would hijack your start page and embed HTML on any
       | page you viewed comes to mind.
       | 
       | Some other nostalgic software experiences from this era: chatting
       | with friends and customizing your away message / profile on AIM
       | and ICQ, downloading unreleased System of a Down songs from
       | KaZaA, playing Ultima Online until the sun came up, Flash games
       | and animations on Newgrounds and the overall vibe of the Internet
       | at the time - message boards, 1337speak, animated GIFs and
       | embedded MIDI everywhere. I miss it and don't at the same time.
        
         | elliekelly wrote:
         | Do you remember Alice? The chat bot?
        
           | supernintendo wrote:
           | Yeah, I do recall playing around with that at one point! I
           | remember it saying something like, "I'll remember you said
           | that once robots have taken over the world" if you ever
           | insulted it. Actually kind of eerie in retrospect.
        
       | cryptoz wrote:
       | I remember about 10 years ago a college roommate and I ran
       | `strings` on bonzi.exe and found some horrors. I think there are
       | strings in there that specifically tell kids to go get their
       | parent's credit cards and type in the numbers.
        
         | JadeNB wrote:
         | > Edit: Wow this got 2 downvotes in its first 2 minutes. Do you
         | all think I'm wrong or something? The internet seems to have
         | some references to exactly what I'm talking about. I'm quite
         | certain I'm not wrong. Do you need proof?
         | 
         | Besides the general advice not to complain about downvotes, I
         | think it's reasonable to say that you are "Do you need proof?"
         | sounds aggrieved, even though asking for some more evidence
         | than "I remember" and "The internet seems to have some
         | references" is a perfectly reasonable response. At least for
         | the current version (tested by downloading it just now),
         | running `strings` on it produces nothing obviously nefarious at
         | a glance (for example, no occurrences of the word "credit", or
         | even "parent").
        
           | cryptoz wrote:
           | I certainly didn't mean to be complaining. I'm more just
           | confused and trying to improve. I thought little stories of
           | using linux/unix tools to peek inside early internet spyware
           | was a guaranteed point of interest on HN, especially when
           | other users are sharing similar stories. I was concerned that
           | maybe I was wrong and my memory is wrong, but it's difficult
           | to prove. If I'm sharing false information it would be nice
           | to be corrected. But nevermind.
           | 
           | I know what I saw.
        
             | throwaway1777 wrote:
             | It's possible there were several versions of this. Maybe
             | some sources injected malware and not others.
        
               | TedDoesntTalk wrote:
               | This is the correct answer. The original was not malware.
               | 
               | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BonziBuddy has a good
               | summary
        
         | ipaddr wrote:
         | It was adware not creepware. I haven't used thr term adware in
         | years. Those were the days. Now we install chrome instead and
         | mobile apps to track location, call logs, contacts and personal
         | photos.
        
       | mfkp wrote:
       | This reminds me of my twitch streaming theme, based on Windows 98
       | and it had an animated Bonzi Buddy. Still love that purple monkey
       | to this day.
        
       | hlandau wrote:
       | Even this is still better than modern web design.
        
       | globular-toast wrote:
       | This brings back memories. Does it still work?
        
         | ackbar03 wrote:
         | Install it and see for yourself?
        
           | ffffwe3rq352y3 wrote:
           | I assume they either don't use Windows or don't have the time
           | to.
        
           | elsewhen wrote:
           | And report back here!
        
           | ljm wrote:
           | I clicked the link on my phone and it started pulling down a
           | 50MB zip.
           | 
           | Not a chance it was 50MB back in the early 2000s, nobody
           | would have downloaded it. I remember balking at installing a
           | 13MB shareware from a magazine demo disc.
        
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