[HN Gopher] A teenager's guide to avoiding actual work
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       A teenager's guide to avoiding actual work
        
       Author : mad_ned
       Score  : 1395 points
       Date   : 2021-05-19 10:07 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | _joel wrote:
       | Here's mine. I'd just coming to take my GCSE's and decided to
       | audit the school's website which was a Frontpage '97 powered
       | site. I found the passwd file in the _vti_cnf dir (iirc) and ran
       | it through a brute forcer. Found the password quite easily but
       | instead of defacing decided to inform the webmaster. They were
       | impressed and ended up getting me some paid work experience at
       | ICL for the summer, working on an NT4 rollout (those were the
       | days). If I'd defaced the site or done something a teenager would
       | have perhaps done to impress his peers then I wouldn't have had
       | that experience which definitely helped to get another job. It's
       | funny how so much of life can pivot on quick, seemingly
       | insignificant choices.
        
       | Wowfunhappy wrote:
       | I'd be curious to hear opinions on how much he should have asked
       | for--what could he have gotten away with and still landed the
       | job? Would $1,000 (in 1982 money) have been too much?
        
         | bluedino wrote:
         | The computer itself probably cost $60,000 new, so $1,000 for a
         | software fix wouldn't have been outrageous.
        
         | flaubere wrote:
         | I think he picked a good number. It clearly wasn't $1000 of
         | effort. Jim may not have been interested in hiring someone who,
         | like his previous software guy, was looking to shake him down
         | for as much as possible.
        
           | movedx wrote:
           | I agree. Anything higher and he might have got paid, but not
           | got offered the job.
           | 
           | The fact he DID get the job means he got the better deal in
           | the long run.
        
             | philjohn wrote:
             | And that job was worth, in today's money, roughly $1100 a
             | week, which for a summer job before college is pretty damn
             | good.
        
         | dan-robertson wrote:
         | $100 in 1982 is about $275 today. $1k ($2.75k today) feels high
         | to me because of the combination of unknown teenager and the
         | fact that programmer pay was relatively lower in 1982. And if
         | you scale that up to $4k per week that's $11k per week in
         | today's money which feels pretty crazy for a teenager. $400 per
         | week in 1982 is a salary of like $60k in today's money. At 20
         | hours per week that sounds like a good deal.
        
           | throwawayboise wrote:
           | In the late 1980s I did computer work for a small business
           | and was paid about $9/hr. It wasn't really programming
           | though, more of an operator job with some hardware
           | maintenance/troubleshooting mixed in as needed. My first job
           | as a programmer, in the early 1990s, paid $32k base plus
           | overtime and a yearly bonus.
        
           | sangnoir wrote:
           | > And if you scale that up to $4k per week that's $11k per
           | week in today's money which feels pretty crazy for a
           | teenager.
           | 
           | Maybe that's because minimum wage did not scale to match
           | inflation since 1982. If it had, I don't think $11k would
           | sound as crazy.
        
         | DanBC wrote:
         | > Would $1,000 (in 1982 money) have been too much?
         | 
         | To compare some prices:
         | 
         | In 1983 Lotus 1-2-3 was selling for $495, which is about $1320
         | today.
         | 
         | In 1988 CompuServe was charge $11 (so, over $20 today) an hour.
         | 
         | In 1983 an IBM 5150 was between $1565 and $3000 ($4200 and
         | $8000). http://www.oldcomputers.net/ibm5150.html
        
       | remoquete wrote:
       | What I love about this story is that feeling of tinkering with a
       | logical system and solving problems with clever hacks. For many,
       | it's the reason why they ended up working in tech, I guess.
        
       | michaelgrafl wrote:
       | That story lifted my mood.
        
         | dope wrote:
         | I didn't realise it lifted mine until I read this comment. Have
         | a great day!
        
       | LordGrey wrote:
       | I really liked this story, and it resonated with me. My
       | programming career began in much the same way, at about the same
       | time.
       | 
       | The only non-computer job I've ever had was my first, a six-week
       | stint at a Burger King, and I was desperate to never do that
       | again. I undersold my skills often, and got in over my head just
       | as often.
       | 
       | It was a great, if sometimes painful, learning experience.
        
         | anoncow wrote:
         | When and how did things change, if I may ask?
        
           | LordGrey wrote:
           | If by "change" you're asking, "when did I stop underselling
           | myself and getting in over my head" then I am not sure I
           | could identify a single point in time where that happened.
           | It's been an improvement on a continuum.
           | 
           | Those early years certainly felt painful but in retrospect
           | provided valuable concrete experience in negotiating,
           | marketing, and self-assessment. I learned how to figure out
           | what others _really_ wanted, how much they should be willing
           | to pay to achieve their goals, and (probably most
           | importantly) whether or not I could deliver. That period of
           | time, when computers were exploding into small businesses,
           | was a little magical when it came to freelance programming.
           | 
           | Now, ~40 years later, I find myself applying those learned
           | skills at my current job every day. I got lucky.
           | 
           | My apologies if I misunderstood your question and blathered
           | on about something else.
        
       | ljm wrote:
       | One day, when I was 18 or 19, I was invited to a Mercedes
       | dealership to try and fix a problem they were having with their
       | site. I went there with the same mindset as the OP: I'll
       | investigate for free, but a solution would cost money.
       | 
       | Unfortunately I didn't have the experience or perseverance to
       | actually work my way through a highly custom CMS, one that seemed
       | to be forced on most dealerships. I went in thinking there'd be a
       | blob of PHP somewhere, or some code to look into. There was none,
       | only an endless series of silver-tinted forms.
       | 
       | I gave up, said this was way out of my depth, and despite their
       | insistence refused to bill them for the time. It was enough for
       | me, as a young whippersnapper, to say that I worked for Mercedes
       | (for a day).
       | 
       | Good to see OP had a similar-ish run-in but managed to see it
       | through.
        
       | tristor wrote:
       | When I was very young my parents got a computer to help my mom
       | finish writing her Master's thesis and for my dad to use for work
       | and to use for home accounting. I learned to program and to
       | modify games, got into MUDs, IRC, Usenet, and all sorts of things
       | similar to that. My parents allowed me to go to an A+
       | certification course when I was 11 over the summer instead of
       | going to Bible camp, which was motivated by having the middle
       | school IT guy as sort of a mentor. Thanks to that I got into
       | building computers and really focused on desktop hardware,
       | troubleshooting, and the types of things you'd now consider
       | "helpdesk" work. I, of course, helped take care of the family
       | computer as well.
       | 
       | Along the way, I had gotten into the habit of visiting the homes
       | of people in the neighborhood and just sitting and talking with
       | the people that lived there, almost all of whom were older
       | retired couples or widows, and often made food at home with my
       | mom and brought it over for lunch. I noticed that nearly all of
       | these people had a home computer that they used for emailing
       | their grand kids but didn't really have a lot of knowledge about,
       | and many were in horrible disrepair (infected with malware
       | mostly). When my parents told me I needed to get a job at 14,
       | they figured I'd do what everyone else did and mow lawns over the
       | summer, but instead I printed out flyers with strips to tear off
       | and my phone number and posted them around the neighborhood
       | advertising computer help at significantly cheaper rates than
       | usual (I think the going rate was $100 for diagnosis and I
       | charged $20).
       | 
       | The most important tool I made for myself was burning a CD that
       | just had a bunch of free tools on it and a handful of batch
       | scripts I wrote to help me find and remove malware. I'm eternally
       | thankful to all the much more capable people who were kind enough
       | to put the tools they'd made online for free, folks like Steve
       | Gibson (GRC) and Mark Russinovich (SysInternals) made it possible
       | for a lot of small town techs to help real people get actual
       | value from computers in the early days.
       | 
       | By the end of that first summer I was on a first name basis with
       | several small business owners in town and made four times what my
       | school friends made mowing lawns. By the time I was in college, I
       | had retainers for doing IT with several companies in town and
       | leveraged it into a short-term contract through a larger
       | contracting firm in the closest proper city, dropped out of
       | college to do IT contracting full time, and converted that into a
       | full-time role as a sysadmin and from that went into DevOps, and
       | the rest is history.
       | 
       | I credit most of my success to having a handful of mentors and
       | having parents who were willing to let me guide my own education,
       | as well as the wonderful free resources that were all over on the
       | Internet in the early days to learn anything you wanted to know
       | about computers. I'm also incredibly lucky that something I just
       | thought was cool as a kid turned out to create a set of skills
       | that I could build a career on.
        
         | ajford wrote:
         | Ah, that good ol' rescue disk! I did something similar in high
         | school. Had a cd binder full of various rescue tools, including
         | a few bootable rescue floppies and such.
         | 
         | Even made some money building custom PCs and doing
         | lighting/window mods for people from my school.
        
       | ada1981 wrote:
       | I was hoping this was going to be about avoiding actual work.
       | 
       | In grad school I wrote a PHP script to automate the manual
       | grading of students excel sheets and fully automated my 15 hour a
       | week TA job that paid me cash plus free tuition.
        
       | intrasight wrote:
       | I'll add my own related story.
       | 
       | When I was a sophomore, I applied for and got a summer job at
       | Kodak. My father said to not be disappointed if it was driving a
       | fork lift because that's usually what they are. But I showed up
       | and was directed into an accounting office where on desks, next
       | to stacks of IBM punch cards, were some brand new IBM PCs. I
       | spent the summer hacking Lotus 1-2-3. They had seen on my
       | application that I was familiar with computers.
        
       | YeGoblynQueenne wrote:
       | >> And in reviewing this one, it comes off to me as a little
       | elitist. Like it is about how this guy, using his great hacker
       | skills, avoided the 'menial labor of the commoners' or something.
       | I hope that is not the impression it gives - it is not my
       | intention, anyway.
       | 
       | No, it's fine. It doesn't come across as bragging about your
       | awesome hax0034 skilz0 and I was even kind of surprised about how
       | little it brags at all. I would have bragged more.
        
       | timonoko wrote:
       | Dammit. I was just browsing commercial database protected by one
       | inverted bit. Map tile coordinates are integers, but XORed by
       | 010000 producing weird and mysterious errors.
        
       | dr_dshiv wrote:
       | Literally brought tears to my eyes, like a cheesey Disney movie.
       | Enormous satisfaction, I loved this story!
        
       | samuelbalogh wrote:
       | Such a great story, well written too.
        
       | fergie wrote:
       | Great read- I really want to know more about Jim!
        
       | billsmithaustin wrote:
       | I remember around 1980 seeing a "computer programmer wanted"
       | sidewalk sign in front of a strip mall. I wonder if they found
       | anyone that way.
        
       | rozularen wrote:
       | Thanks for this post, as others commenters said, it really
       | resonated with me.
        
       | barrenko wrote:
       | Recruiters are a dime a dozen. Building CVs for them is like
       | building apps for users. They are not gonna "click" on what you
       | think they will.
       | 
       | Build for yourself first.
        
       | movedx wrote:
       | I love stories like this. I have one of my own, actually.
       | 
       | When I was first getting into IT I started sending out CVs. Mine
       | was terrible. I had been working in call centres for years at
       | this point and all my "experience" was basically self-taught, so
       | not really experience at all. As a result my CV was void of any
       | actual content a hiring manager in IT would want to read, thus it
       | was binned a lot.
       | 
       | I applied for a job at a nearby network hardware repair place.
       | They needed someone to look after their Cisco kit and about 30
       | Debian Linux systems. I was attracted to the mix of
       | responsibilities so I applied, sending in me not-so-good CV. I
       | was eventually asked to come in to have a chat after waiting
       | about a week to hear back from the place.
       | 
       | At the end of the interview, Bob (let's call him), said I was
       | more knowledgeable than the RHCEs that were coming through his
       | door. This was nice to hear, but then he said something that
       | really made me smile...
       | 
       | Apparently my CV was worse than I thought. It was so bad, that
       | Bob literally put it in the bin under his desk. About four days
       | later, Bob was reading through a local Linux User Group (LUG)
       | mailing list and he saw a name he recognised: mine. So he opens
       | the email and reads the thread in which I helped another LUG
       | member compile a sound driver for their kernel. The instructions
       | I gave worked.
       | 
       | Bob was impressed but he couldn't quite remember where he had
       | seen the name. At this point the business owner, John (heh...),
       | was standing besides Bob's desk and noticed my CV in the bin. He
       | pulls it out and reads my name across the top. The penny drops
       | for Bob and I get the call to come in and have a chat.
       | 
       | I got the job.
        
         | 8bitsrule wrote:
         | Damn. Sometimes the world works with a chuckle.
         | 
         | If interviews worked, then Bob would not have not needed two
         | slaps upside the head to get it right.
        
         | JJMcJ wrote:
         | > Apparently my CV was worse than I thought.
         | 
         | I have seen some awful resumes, including for people with PhDs
         | and long records of accomplishments. Even people who have been
         | through resume writing seminars at job search organizations.
        
         | bityard wrote:
         | Ha! My first job was effectively through a LUG as well. In the
         | early 2000's, I moved to a new city and joined the LUG there. A
         | few months go by and I'm chatting with someone in the room and
         | they ask what I do. I replied that I was going to college but
         | also looking for part-time work. The next day, another LUG
         | member who owned a small consulting company called me up and
         | said he overheard what I said and pretty much just offered me
         | the job right over the phone.
         | 
         | In fact, looking back at my employment history, only one of my
         | jobs was a direct result of someone seeing my resume before
         | they even met me.
        
         | bluedino wrote:
         | >> Bob was reading through a local Linux User Group (LUG)
         | mailing list and he saw a name he recognised: mine.
         | 
         | I had the opposite happen.
         | 
         | I took a job doing some programming, some Linux administration,
         | some helpdesk. I came across a convoluted database setup,
         | nobody in their right mind would run multiple servers on the
         | same machine this way... After researching the issue, I found
         | that it was totally unnecessary, and likely a holdover from an
         | earlier (like 15 years earlier) version of the software,
         | because now it was natively support.
         | 
         | During my searching, on a mailing list I found a message from
         | my now-boss. Asking how to do the exact thing they were still
         | doing. And a couple messages from developers of the software
         | basically saying, "If you did it this way, it would in theory
         | work, but it won't ever be supported"
        
           | atoav wrote:
           | It once happened to me that I had a really hairy issue with a
           | sound card driver. After half an hour of web search I found a
           | conclusive answer, written by none other than myself, but
           | four years prior.
        
             | dolmen wrote:
             | The best answers on StackOverflow are those I wrote myself,
             | because they match exactly my own question.
        
           | yabones wrote:
           | When I was younger, I inherited a lot of old PC hardware from
           | my father. One particular motherboard had a massive gouge
           | through the heatsink for the southbridge, and I could never
           | figure out why.
           | 
           | One day, I was trying to get Mac OSX to run on this
           | particular system, and on page six of google search I finally
           | found a guide to configuring the BIOS for this board that
           | actually worked! It was one of the very first boards that
           | supported UEFI (iirc, before the spec was fully ratified),
           | and the documentation was very incomplete.
           | 
           | I dug a few pages deeper in the thread, and the same poster
           | was describing the poor design of the heatsinks and how they
           | interfered with the full length PCI cards that were used in
           | pro audio at the time. The same poster described how they
           | carefully prized the aluminum heatsink off, screwed it to a
           | board and used a dremel tool to make a slot just wide enough
           | for the card to safely fit.
           | 
           | That was strange... I had exactly the same groove cut in my
           | heatsink...
        
             | therein wrote:
             | And the OP was your father? That would have been a nice
             | coincidence.
        
             | bluedino wrote:
             | Sounds right up there with filed-down cards or connectors
             | that had longer grooves cut in them!
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | I had a parking light burn out on my car. Went to the car
               | store, and a replacement bulb was $$. Perused the lamps
               | on tags in the aisles, and found one that looked the same
               | but had different "ears" on the side.
               | 
               | Bought it, and filed off the ears so it would fit in my
               | car's socket. Worked perfectly, for a small fraction of
               | the price.
               | 
               | Of course, my car is full of aftermarket parts, so I am
               | used to making "adjustments" to get them to fit.
        
               | grosswait wrote:
               | They'll have different resistance. Sometimes it matters,
               | sometimes it doesn't.
        
               | dotancohen wrote:
               | I came to post this. The offset ears on the bulb base are
               | used to specify either a dual-filament bulb, such as tail
               | lamps and brake lamps combined, or high-resistance, low-
               | wattage parking lamps that are designed to not run down
               | the battery while the alternator is not charging.
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | That makes sense. The cheap bulbs I bought were just
               | slightly dimmer. So they must have had more resistance.
               | 
               | But heck, even a parking light will flatten the battery
               | if left overnight.
        
               | jimmaswell wrote:
               | I had to look up what a parking light is. It sounds
               | totally unnecessary to me, but I'd say that about a lot
               | of things put in cars after the 90s.
               | 
               | Probably not important in this case since it's just a
               | light for parking, but lights for cars cost more due to
               | having to meet exacting DOT standards/testing. I wouldn't
               | do this with a brake light or real headlight.
        
               | dhosek wrote:
               | Parking lights are a lot older than the 90s. In
               | Riverside, IL, they have "historical" streetlights that
               | inadequately illuminate the streets (or at least did in
               | the 70s). As a result, it was required if you were
               | parking on the street in Riverside after dark that you
               | left your parking lights on.
        
               | jimmaswell wrote:
               | Apparently the light setting I always skip past is
               | parking lights and I never knew. I always found the
               | headlights/reverse lamps adequate in the dark though.
        
               | fho wrote:
               | > a lot of things put in cars after the 90s
               | 
               | True ... we just moved on from a car build in 1999 to one
               | build in 2011 ... got the "non-extra" version which was
               | half the price.
               | 
               | We still got an AC and bluetooth connectivity.
               | 
               | What we did not get was a multimedia center, a panorama
               | roof, seat heaters and fancy front lights.
               | 
               | I can see that you quickly get used to that ... but tbh I
               | think that most of these are just to justify a higher
               | price because the actual service, getting you from A to
               | B, has not changed in 30 years.
        
           | Symbiote wrote:
           | About every 6-9 months, I'm searching through error logs
           | looking at odd messages, or trying to see why we have some
           | obscure configuration parameters set, when I start reading
           | something relevant-looking on a Blogspot blog.
           | 
           | It becomes uncannily relevant, even to the point of familiar
           | IP addresses or pathnames in the blog, at which point I
           | realize it was written by my predecessor.
           | 
           | The obscure parameters are usually obsolete, and were
           | required because they were running the very latest versions
           | of the software before the defaults matured. The blog was
           | something like documentation at the time.
        
         | jerf wrote:
         | As someone currently wading through resumes and kinda worried
         | about missing some one like this, here's a tip to anyone else
         | like you: The purpose of a resume is to get you hired. If you
         | have something like an incredible technical sound driver
         | support email chain like that... _put a link to it in your
         | resume_. Yeah, your resume has standard fields, and those are
         | indeed sorted on by HR, so don 't leave out the skills &
         | experience... but otherwise, the resume is _free form_.
         | Generally not _prose_ exactly, but free form. Link to
         | _ANYTHING_ you think will help you get the job.
         | 
         | And don't just say "I participate in some LUG"... that can mean
         | you show up to the meetings once every couple of months to eat
         | the free food. Show your helpfulness in an email chain. Show a
         | project that you did with them with a link that explicitly says
         | you did a big portion of it. If no such link exists, get one
         | created!
         | 
         | By no means do I promise wonders if you do this. HR filters may
         | still eat your resume. But if you do get through to a real
         | human, they may look at those things, and the ones who will
         | understand what this means are the ones you want to work for
         | anyhow.
         | 
         | If you've got the skills to pay the bills but your resume looks
         | like any other high school dropout's, I can tell you, from the
         | other side of the desk, you've given me no way to tell any
         | different. It may stink that all we have are resumes in the
         | initial process... but at least that resume is _under your
         | control_. (Mostly. Sometimes it gets chewed on. But speaking
         | for myself, I 'm looking at raw resumes straight from the
         | candidate and that's not uncommon.) Don't be afraid to use it,
         | and don't be afraid to toot your own horn, that's the whole
         | point of this particular document.
         | 
         | (Similarly, to the extent possible without lying, don't say "I
         | participated in some project" as your work experience. Write
         | something _you did_ in the project. Don 't say "I participated
         | in a billing system upgrade", say how you rewrote the UI in
         | React to conform to accessibility standards and made it run 10
         | times faster than before and customers uniformly loved it and
         | paid lots more money or whatever. "Participation" could be "I
         | had my hand held for every bug as I struggled to keep up" and
         | it could be "I stepped up and took more responsibility than
         | anyone expected and almost single-handedly completed the
         | project, freeing up the other developers" or anything in
         | between. Unfortunately, based on experience, I kinda have to
         | assume the worst because it's usually right. If "the worst"
         | interpretation of that phrase isn't right, don't leave it open
         | to me!)
         | 
         | Believe me, if you're doing Linux support on a mailing list, or
         | anything even remotely like that, you stand out, at least to
         | the right people. Do whatever it takes to work that on to the
         | resume somehow. The "standard resume form" is a skeleton to be
         | fleshed out, not a straightjacket of form.
        
           | ratww wrote:
           | Great point.
           | 
           | HR might not even understand what the link is about, but if
           | they see something technical they don't understand but is
           | related to the job, they will ask some technical person.
           | 
           | I got a call when I was younger because I was the maintainer
           | of a package with several million downloads on RubyGems. It
           | wasn't even a Ruby job, but the HR person's rationale was
           | that "at least he's making stuff people are using".
        
           | Pasorrijer wrote:
           | This. This is why I always encourage people who I mentor to
           | have a skills section.
           | 
           | My first job I got the interview because at the time I was
           | attempting to turn a snowmobile into a hovercraft. I had
           | plans and everything.
           | 
           | I put this on the resume.
           | 
           | The first question in the interview? "Look, if nothing else
           | we had to bring you in to ask. How the hell are you planning
           | on turning a snowmobile into a hovercraft?!?"
           | 
           | The project never went anywhere, but it got me the job.
        
             | criddell wrote:
             | When you are involved in hiring, it's surprising just how
             | bad most resumes are. Have a single page of highlights that
             | are going to make me want to talk to you. The interview is
             | the time to go deep on details, if that's how the
             | conversation goes.
        
               | jfengel wrote:
               | It's really hard for somebody to know what's going to
               | appeal. Maybe "planning on building a hovercraft" looks
               | great to you; maybe it looks like somebody padding their
               | resume. Maybe "had a really cool email thread" catches
               | your eye; maybe it looks like an irrelevant detail.
               | 
               | A resume page isn't very long, especially presented as
               | bullet points as expected. And especially when you have
               | absolutely no idea who it is will be reading it. I can
               | tell you great stories about every project I've ever
               | done, but not in a bullet point.
               | 
               | I have no doubt that most resumes are incredibly bad. But
               | I'd venture to say that a substantial fraction of the
               | resumes you think are very good will be considered very
               | bad by the next hiring manager over.
        
               | criddell wrote:
               | > I can tell you great stories about every project I've
               | ever done, but not in a bullet point.
               | 
               | If you can figure out some way to distill an important
               | project down to a point or two, it's definitely going to
               | work in your favor. A resume is not the place for great
               | stories but it should make me want to ask.
               | 
               | I agree with your last sentence, although I don't think
               | you will find anybody wanting a long resume from you. You
               | could always provide a link to your online CV that is
               | complete while the one you submit is an edited down
               | version tailored to the company and position you hope to
               | interview for.
        
               | jerf wrote:
               | Yup. That's life. But if you make a resume like everyone
               | else's, you're going to get everyone else's results.
               | That's life too. I don't have a magic solution that will
               | guarantee you a resume so awesome that literally every
               | hiring manager in the world will break down in tears and
               | hire you on nothing more than your resume.
               | 
               | You can turn this to your advantage, which I alluded to
               | in my original. If you want to work with people who thing
               | making hovercraft out of snowmobiles is awesome, put it
               | on there. If you want to work with people who think that
               | is a strange distracting thing to put on a resume, by all
               | means leave it off. I'm sure HN is largely biased towards
               | the first, so let me say I'm not being snarky at all
               | about the second and I'm totally serious; if you are
               | interested in a banking or government job you may well
               | have those sorts of external interests yet find it a bad
               | idea to put it directly on your resume.
               | 
               | Really my main message here is, take advantage of the
               | fact that the resume is free form and don't just
               | thoughtlessly put your name, work and educational
               | experience, and three one-word bullet points about your
               | hobbies or something on your resume, and then stop,
               | because "that's what a resume is". Put _whatever will get
               | you hired_. If there isn 't a standard category/heading
               | for whatever that is, make one.
        
               | koilke wrote:
               | As an outsider how sends resumes, it is difficult to know
               | what a good resume is because one has not had the on
               | hands experience of actually knowing what others are
               | doing. Some searching on the internet may be helpful in
               | the end but the jobs I got so far felt like blackboxes in
               | the hiring process.
        
             | tolbish wrote:
             | I'm guess your resume was still otherwise impressive
        
               | Pasorrijer wrote:
               | It wasn't awful. I was a new grad though, so I had a
               | grocery store job, some volunteer experience and then
               | fluffed up with whatever skills were on the job posting.
        
           | vidarh wrote:
           | Second this. And especially the "I participated in" bit -
           | that almost immediately makes me heavily discount the value
           | of that experience because it tells me nothing and it's
           | exactly what someone who has had only peripheral involvements
           | but wants to play up their importance would say.
           | 
           | If they get through to an interview, fine, they'll get a
           | chance to be specific, but failing to be specific might well
           | get them filtered out before that.
        
           | devwastaken wrote:
           | Do you have a preferred template that gets past the filters?
           | I imagine much of bad resumes comes from people using
           | traditional ones.
        
         | pulse7 wrote:
         | There was a thread on HN a week ago [1] about "How to write a
         | resume that converts" and the most voted comment starts with a
         | sentence "The importance of resumes has been overstated for
         | many years now, and I look forward to the day they are phased
         | out entirely."...
         | 
         | [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27112542
        
           | bluGill wrote:
           | It is, and always been: who you know more is more important
           | than what you know.
        
             | atoav wrote:
             | I think the issue is rather that many people have a hard
             | time of communicating the skills they have in a way the
             | other side actually gets the level you are at via simple
             | text.
             | 
             | If they already know you, you can skip that step and the
             | risks involved. Depending on your personality and flaws
             | however it might also be a negative thing if people know
             | you : )
        
             | kevinpet wrote:
             | I've hired a handful of referrals, but when I get referrals
             | I immediately look to see if their resume has relevant
             | experience.
        
             | rsj_hn wrote:
             | This is really an unhealthy and flawed understanding of
             | what is a necessary part of life. The problem is how to
             | find good people, and the more society downgrades objective
             | measures of excellence, the more people need to rely on
             | personal recommendations. It's not that people wouldn't
             | take a stranger for a job, but when there is a lot of
             | uncertainty, they can't absorb the risk of the stranger not
             | being qualified. So they will always prefer someone they
             | _know_ is qualified over someone who they don 't know is
             | qualified but might be better.
             | 
             | The above is as necessary and unsurprising as rain falling
             | to the ground. There is no other way that things can work.
             | Thus the practical advice you can give someone is not only
             | to learn something but to widen their professional network
             | so that there are many people who _know_ they 've learned
             | something.
             | 
             | It is the exact same thing in a big bureaucracy. You have
             | to know how to sell yourself, which just means you need to
             | successfully communicate your accomplishments. Too many
             | people do great work, but they don't communicate their
             | accomplishments, and then they are surprised that less
             | qualified people are promoted over them, and they grow
             | cynical or resentful when it is really their failure at
             | communication that has caused the problem. Like many things
             | in life, it's better to be mediocre at two necessary things
             | rather than excellent at one and skipping the other. But no
             | amount of righteous anger about the unfairness of life is
             | going to change the fact that people are not omniscient and
             | that talent is hard for strangers to evaluate.
        
               | viraptor wrote:
               | > the more society downgrades objective measures of
               | excellence
               | 
               | I'd really rather go with "the more society discovers
               | that we don't know how to obtain objective measures of
               | excellence". We really don't have good tests that can fit
               | in the interview slot for a lot of software engineering
               | jobs.
        
               | rsj_hn wrote:
               | You can say this over and over again, but that doesn't
               | make it true. It is just a wish of how you want reality
               | to be, and the US is sufficiently wealthy that people can
               | indulge in these delusions and still put food on the
               | table. For a while - there is a lot of wealth and human
               | capital to destroy before things start to break down.
               | These types of delusions are what makes it harder for
               | newer people to enter fields and so inhibits human
               | capital formation. Getting rid of grades in schools or
               | giving different races different grades, getting rid of
               | standardized tests, etc, this all destroys information
               | and human capital. It also makes the nation less
               | competitive when it competes against the (majority) of
               | the world which does not suffer from these delusions and
               | is more interested in acquiring human capital than
               | destroying it for the sake of some equality myth.
        
               | viraptor wrote:
               | You wrote a lot about the issue in general without
               | actually addressing the claim. We don't have an objective
               | measure while interviewing software engineers. Any too
               | specific test will fail on some good hire during an
               | interview. On the other hand generic tests need to adjust
               | as you interview so they're subjective.
        
               | mr_toad wrote:
               | > their failure at communication
               | 
               | So much to unpick in that statement.
               | 
               | The potential for communication differences in culture,
               | gender, and personality to outweigh job performance.
               | 
               | That communication is a two way street, but poor
               | communication is often attributed to one party.
               | 
               | The tendency for the promotion process to favour "upward
               | focused" communication and communicators.
               | 
               | The fact that objective performance measurement, which
               | could ameliorate some of these problems, is a joke.
               | 
               | It's true that communication skills are essential, but
               | laying the blame on poor performers just perpetuates
               | problems.
        
               | [deleted]
        
             | kindall wrote:
             | People always say that, but only one of the full-time jobs
             | I've had in my thirty-year career has come from networking.
             | In one other situation I was the guy who got several former
             | co-workers hired, all at once, a frankly freak occurrence I
             | still don't quite believe actually happened. My current
             | job, I was contacted out of the blue by the team's manager
             | on LinkedIn. Most of my jobs have come from being active on
             | the Internet, or else from applying cold.
        
               | bluGill wrote:
               | Many people do get hired cold, but it is the last choice
               | of anyone hiring. If you know the right person you skip
               | to the front of the line with no competition.
        
               | vitaflo wrote:
               | >People always say that, but only one of the full-time
               | jobs I've had in my thirty-year career has come from
               | networking.
               | 
               | Funny, only one of the gigs I've gotten in my 30 year
               | career has come from _not_ networking...my first one.
               | Every job after that has come about because of people I
               | know recommending me for the job.
               | 
               | This has been super helpful over the past 15 years as
               | I've been an independent consultant. In fact, I went
               | indie because I had a network.
               | 
               | I don't need to look for gigs anymore, people come to me.
               | I turn down way more gigs than I can take. And I haven't
               | had to have an actual interview for a job in over 20
               | years.
               | 
               | I'm sure this isn't the norm, but it certainly makes work
               | life a lot easier.
        
               | Cerium wrote:
               | I have the opposite experience. I have never landed a job
               | that I didn't already have a good contact and
               | recommendation for, of course that is probably because I
               | have never tried.
        
               | cercatrova wrote:
               | > People always say that, but only one of the full-time
               | jobs I've had in my thirty-year career has come from
               | networking.
               | 
               | Does that not just imply that your network wasn't that
               | good but not necessarily that the adage "who you know
               | more is more important than what you know" is actually
               | false?
        
               | taneq wrote:
               | Interesting... Only two of my jobs have _not_.
        
               | theshrike79 wrote:
               | I've got exactly zero jobs without networking. =)
               | 
               | My first summer jobs were with people my dad knew. The
               | first actual programming job I got because I happened to
               | be tagging along with my friend who had a job interview.
               | 
               | From there on in I got jobs mostly because I had a friend
               | inside vouching for my talents.
               | 
               | This also goes the other way, I wouldn't join a company
               | where I don't have inside information on how shit
               | actually gets done.
        
               | vidarh wrote:
               | It depends a lot on your network and pure luck.
               | 
               | Here's an example of how much it can matter:
               | 
               | * I co-founded my first company with people I met at
               | university.
               | 
               | * We got our first investor thanks to a chance encounter
               | between said investor and one of my co-founders at a bar.
               | 
               | * When we exited that company, our investors lawyer
               | arranged a meeting for us with another of his clients,
               | who hired us.
               | 
               | * One of the execs at that company hired me for his next
               | startup, and introduced me to his brothers, so I could
               | work part-time for them until he got funding.
               | 
               | * One of my co-workers at that company was one of my co-
               | founders at my next company, and our other co-founders
               | were friends of that person. One of them had worked for
               | the VCs who invested in our first round.
               | 
               | * [I went to Yahoo for a couple of years -- no
               | connections there.]
               | 
               | * The general counsel at my last pre-Yahoo startup pulled
               | me into my next startup.
               | 
               | * [I then went to a web dev agency, no connections there]
               | 
               | * The co-founder of the company I worked at before the
               | web-dev agency contacted me about some contracting, and I
               | ended up joining full time (my current job)
               | 
               | So Yahoo and the web dev agency are the only places I've
               | worked over the last 26 years where my resume has
               | mattered. Even then, at the web-dev agency I name-dropped
               | one of people who'd hired me previously, and it impressed
               | them, so who knows how much my resume really mattered
               | there either.
        
             | taneq wrote:
             | That's how the saying goes but what really matters isn't
             | who you know, but _who knows you_ (and was impressed by
             | your work).
        
             | colechristensen wrote:
             | I have had mediocre experiences, at best, with people
             | bringing in people that they knew from outside the company.
             | There were positive exceptions but usually it ended up
             | being a kind of weird political move that increased
             | divisions in teams. Like there was the group that knew each
             | other from outside and everybody else. something to be wary
             | about
        
             | irrational wrote:
             | I think that is often true, but I work for a Fortune 500
             | company and did not know anyone who worked there before
             | getting hired. In the 20 years I've worked there I've been
             | involved in tons of interviewing potential hires. Every
             | single one got their foot in based on their resume. I've
             | never seen anyone hired because they knew someone at the
             | company. I'm sure it happens, I've just never met anyone it
             | has happened to.
        
             | WalterBright wrote:
             | Successful people put themselves in situations where they
             | can get to know the people who are important.
             | 
             | For example, attend the tech conferences in your field.
             | Contribute to open source projects they are involved with.
             | Hang out where they hang out. Etc.
             | 
             | Make it easy for chance encounters to find you.
        
           | trm42 wrote:
           | Last time a headhunter managed snatch me was weird. I wasn't
           | really active before deadline because I was on a holiday trip
           | and the headhunter said "it's okay, let's call after your
           | holidays". I wasn't actually looking for a new job but couple
           | of the buzzwords sounded promising so I ended up having
           | calling one of those chitchat calls with the headhunter which
           | then led to a chitchat with the company guys.
           | 
           | When I was meeting the company guys, I'd updated and printed
           | my puny resume in case they would've wanted it but realised
           | they had "my resume" already. Basically the headhunter had
           | copy pasted my puny LinkedIn profile data into their some
           | sort of resume template and the guys were thinking I was
           | actively looking for a new job.
           | 
           | Weird coincidences but ended up taking the job and haven't
           | regretted after 2,5 years.
        
             | robocat wrote:
             | I wonder if the headhunter used a geek code[0] to resume
             | generator?
             | 
             | Alternatively I wonder if a modern version of geekcode
             | could be created with a service that automatically
             | compresses a submitted resume into a comprehensible string
             | of Unicode characters?
             | 
             | [0] https://www.geekcode.xyz/geek.html
        
               | eointierney wrote:
               | A geek code based on distributed peer review (no
               | blockchain) could be very elegant. A kind of shared CV
               | encompassing gitlogs, third party reviews, customer
               | satisfaction, and actual "thinking when it matters"
               | ability recognition.
               | 
               | Where are the semioticians when we need them? Syntax,
               | grammar, pragmatics, all develop at a rate of knots, but
               | we still use a subset of ASCII for the vast majority of
               | our symbolic computation. Could we do better than a joke
               | from the nineties?
        
       | simion314 wrote:
       | Again we see similar issues that motivated RMS to create the free
       | software movement. The buy bought a program but did not had the
       | ability to read or edit it, today you will get a DRM on top of
       | the program and some TOS that would say it is illegal to even
       | attempt to get pass the DRM. Video game crackers show this DRMs
       | will eventually get broken so the industry switch to services
       | instead, now you are really screwed , you can't flip a bit to fix
       | an issue or you can wake up and the software is now updated with
       | nice new bugs or pointless UX changes.
        
       | mouldysammich wrote:
       | I really liked this story. Im much too young to have been around
       | for it, but I feel like this era of computing must have been kind
       | of magical where there was a lot of access and no walled garden
       | nearly to the scale of a google or apple where the obfuscation
       | just requires a flipped bit.
        
         | DonHopkins wrote:
         | I'm old enough that my heart fluttered when he mentioned the
         | "ELF II" development board! That's some serious old school
         | magical stuff. That used car salesman was incredibly lucky to
         | snag such a hacker, who had no fear of jumping into hex dumps
         | and flipping bits around, for solving problems.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELF_II
         | 
         | The RCA 1802 processor even had "SEX" and "GET HIGH"
         | instructions!
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RCA_1802
         | 
         | https://www.atarimagazines.com/computeii/issue3/page52.php
        
         | quickthrower2 wrote:
         | Also no scrum!
        
         | metanonsense wrote:
         | Some things were also pretty hard back then (a few years later
         | but still). When you were too young for university and your
         | environment was not academic, getting access to information was
         | so difficult. I remember when we made a school trip to London
         | and I spent all my savings for programming and computer graphic
         | books. There was no wikipedia, no scihub, no blogs, no Github.
         | New coding or hacking e-zines were treated like gold and
         | sometimes I spent multiple months of my savings to get 1 book!
        
           | mod wrote:
           | I think I had to wait about 6 months to rent an HTML4 book
           | from the library.
           | 
           | It was massive. Maybe 6 inches thick. I devoured it, and
           | later bought my own copy.
        
             | kaybe wrote:
             | My computer spoke English. I didn't. I just had some
             | nonsensical (for me) commands memorized. Things were indeed
             | different back then.
        
       | mjparrott wrote:
       | I had two jobs in high school and learned a lot from them.
       | 
       | In the first, I was a temp worker for a P&G re-packaging
       | facility. This means some temp agency was paid $12/hour and they
       | passed on $9/hour to me. The job was backbreaking, in intense
       | heat, and with very strict management rules (e.g. no lunch break,
       | sitting down for even a moment was grounds for being fired).
       | 
       | In the second, I did lawn mowing for individual families for
       | $20/hour. I found them by referrals and networking, and could
       | control my schedule for when I went to do jobs.
       | 
       | This taught me that being creative to find good jobs was super
       | important.
       | 
       | In college, I found a series of high-pay, flexible or comfortable
       | jobs. A few examples:
       | 
       | $1000 for one week's work to hand out 2 pallets worth of coke
       | zero to college students. I was allowed to keep the extras and
       | ended up with a 1 year supply of coke zero for myself and all my
       | friends. Oh, they also gave me coupon for 1,000 free burritos and
       | despite a very diligent effort to hand out as many as humanly
       | possible was left with ~300 burritos and told to just keep them.
       | Qdoba was my primary diet for quite some time.
       | 
       | A job selling cameras on eBay for a camera shot that went out of
       | business. They paid me a 25% commission and had one of the
       | largest private collections of highly collectable cameras (I sold
       | one for $8,000). I only did it for a summer, and probably should
       | have taken a semester off college to just do this full time and
       | could have made enough money to significantly reduce my college
       | loans.
       | 
       | A freelance role, for a German re-insurance company to write
       | white papers for $50/hour and could create my own agenda for what
       | I needed to write, and work whenever I wanted.
        
         | sircastor wrote:
         | >> should have taken a semester off college to just do this
         | full time
         | 
         | This is very adjacent to what you're saying, but every time I
         | hear this idea, I can only think that it's really taking an
         | entire year off. Most of my courses were structured in a way
         | that if you took a term out of the normal hierarchy, you'd have
         | to wait until that course came around again at the same time
         | the next year.
        
           | bntyhntr wrote:
           | It's definitely highly variable by university and major. I
           | know all the chem e people I went to school with suffered
           | through the same track together, for the most part. But the
           | comp sci program was much bigger and most core courses were
           | offered both semesters or weren't serious blockers for other
           | courses. And there were plenty of non-core classes to choose
           | from to satisfy the in-major credit requirement.
           | 
           | On the other hand a friend's brother had to do an extra
           | semester at a state school because a class he needed to
           | graduate filled up before he got a chance to register.
        
         | tester756 wrote:
         | > was allowed to keep the extras and ended up with a 1 year
         | supply of coke zero for myself and all my friends.
         | 
         | that's pros or con? :P
        
           | unnouinceput wrote:
           | Definitely con considering back then all "zero sugar" soft
           | drink had Aspartame as replacement and there are studies that
           | link Alzheimer to Aspartame. I'd say OP has a very big chance
           | to develop Alzheimer if he drank so much in such a short
           | time.
        
       | bregma wrote:
       | Brings back the days of my youth in about the same era. We had a
       | recession on in my country at the time that made student jobs in
       | the tech industry scarce and I ended up working in landscaping
       | during the summer to try to meet the tuition bills. One of our
       | jobs was at the site of a rapidly expanding local tech firm (the
       | telecom monopoly had just been forced to open the market to allow
       | competition and the industry was beginning to boom). I remember
       | digging holes for planting trees and looking through the tinted
       | glass windows at a couple of guys in their white shirts and ties
       | sitting at a terminal and thinking "some day I'll be on that side
       | of the glass". Sure enough, after 40 years, I work for a company
       | with offices that overlook that same building. The trees I
       | planted are large and mature, I managed to eventually pay for my
       | education, and I never forget my roots as I sit down at a
       | terminal window.
        
         | lostlogin wrote:
         | > I never forget my roots.
         | 
         | I hope the pun was intentional.
        
           | 3pt14159 wrote:
           | The classy way of handling puns is to avoid them if they're
           | not intended and leave them unstated if they are. It's
           | funnier to everyone who notices that way, and less
           | distracting to people that are just there for the content.
        
             | WhompingWindows wrote:
             | Instead of puns, you can substitute the synonym for the
             | word you're punning. So instead of "I never forgot my
             | roots" you can say, "I never forgot my tree butts" or
             | whatever word silly rephrasing you can imagine.
        
       | brazzy wrote:
       | Apparently this is the "story time" thread, so here's mine, of
       | how I hacked the Linux kernel without ever having written more
       | than maybe 50 lines of C code.
       | 
       | This was in early 2001, I was an exchange student in Japan, and
       | I'd bought a really cool gadget in Akihabara that almost nobody
       | had heard about: a hardware MP3 player. For storage, it used MMCs
       | (precursor of SD cards), affordable ones held 32MB. To get music
       | onto those cards, I also bought a USB card reader.
       | 
       | And there I ran into problems: the PC in my dormitory room was a
       | used Pentium Pro desktop I'd gotten very cheaply without an OS,
       | and I'd installed Linux on it. But at that time, USB support on
       | Linux was still rather spotty, and while the card reader was in
       | principle supported as a mass storage device, the USB driver
       | would reproducibly freeze up after a short time accessing it.
       | 
       | As mentioned above, my C skills were basically non-existing, but
       | compiling your own kernel was at that time still a pretty common
       | thing for Linux users to do, so I had some experience with that.
       | And I was motivated. I enabled kernel debug output, and
       | discovered that just before freezing up, the driver would report
       | that it had received an event with a certain ID. I found the code
       | that handled events, and I found the code that handled the
       | problematic event. I looked at it and realized that I was many
       | months of learning away from being able to fix it.
       | 
       | So instead, I deleted it. I simply made the driver ignore that
       | type of event.
       | 
       | It worked. I could use the card reader to put MP3 files on the
       | MMCs and listen to them on the player.
       | 
       | I felt a strange mixture of achievement and embarassment.
        
         | rags2riches wrote:
         | That's like a scene in some old TV series about a startup I
         | only vaguely remember. It's important demo day, but a bug is
         | threatening to ruin everything. Everybody is trying to find the
         | bug. Somebody yells out "I found it!" and everybody rushes
         | over. For a long moment, they all stare quietly at a big red
         | flashing line of code on the screen. Then somebody blurts out
         | "delete it!" and the person at the keyboard deletes the bug
         | with a single keystroke. Everybody cheers. The startup is
         | saved!
        
           | pieteckhart wrote:
           | Does anyone know this TV series? Seems like something I would
           | enjoy :)
        
         | bserge wrote:
         | Ha, reminds me of overclocking the Tegra 2 in some Toshiba
         | tablet. People were saying it's impossible, with various
         | modified files linked by people saying it should work but it
         | doesn't, must be something hardware related.
         | 
         | Being a naive dumbass, that did not stop me, I looked through
         | the source files and thought "why not just edit the
         | voltage/frequency tables in _all_ of the files? "
         | 
         | And it worked. Could've easily bricked the device, but it
         | didn't. I believe I had the same feeling as you. Yay for
         | ignorance, I guess :D
        
         | ergot_vacation wrote:
         | This story I believe, largely because there's no money or fame
         | involved, and because it's the software equivalent of "hit it
         | with a hammer until it works again."
        
         | alternatetwo wrote:
         | This reminds me of something, too. My siblings and me often
         | play a (now) old RTS - Battle for Middle Earth II - against AI.
         | When these matches go on a while, sometimes it crashes when
         | defeating an AI.
         | 
         | Well I looked at where it crashes, and simply nopped out the
         | code where it crashes (it was a null pointer access I think)
         | ... and we haven't noticed any weird effects of that so far ...
         | one of these days I'll get around to making it an if (ptr) fix
         | and see that happens then, but it is not this day!
        
           | eggsome wrote:
           | Is your hack shared anywhere? I think I hit this bug last
           | time played with my brother.
        
             | alternatetwo wrote:
             | No, I don't think I ever shared it outside of personal
             | acquaintances.
             | 
             | Diffing the game.dat we use vs an "untouched" cracked one
             | there are a few more differences than I expected (I at one
             | point fixed the random version number and the 3:30 auto
             | defeat if the game thinks you copied the game illegaly).
             | 
             | If you send me a mail to the email in my profile, I'll send
             | you the binary!
        
         | FredPret wrote:
         | Ahhh, the rm -rf approach to problem solving. My favourite!
        
         | TheSpiciestDev wrote:
         | "The best code is no code at all."
        
       | Ensorceled wrote:
       | The luck and the postscript really resonated with me. For more
       | than 30 years now, I've been telling people I hit the jackpot:
       | Computer programming is something I'm really good at, that I
       | enjoy doing and that pays really well. Very few people get all
       | three.
       | 
       | I had to work summer jobs though, starting at 15: road crew,
       | pounding spikes on the railway, lumberjack. I'm not sure I would
       | have been better off for not having those jobs though. I learned
       | a lot about what the average person does to get by and about how
       | much alcohol gives me minor alcohol poisoning.
        
         | flaubere wrote:
         | The author said in a postscript that he was worried about
         | seeming elitist. I didn't think it was elitist at all, and I
         | completely understand why it was a good choice for him to write
         | BASIC code.
         | 
         | However, I also did manual labour in the summer when I was ~20.
         | There was nothing wrong with it. I would certainly recommend a
         | brief stint of it to a young person, especially if you are
         | training towards a sitting down/talking type job.
         | 
         | You are outdoors, you end the day physically tired but with
         | mental and emotional energy for other things. You gain skills
         | and improve your health and fitness. There's usually a good
         | atmosphere among the workers. And you get to point at something
         | concrete and say 'I helped put that up/knock that down/repair
         | that'.
        
           | Symbiote wrote:
           | My parents made a similar deal with me, when I was 18.
           | 
           | "Manual work" for all but 3 weeks of the summer was indoors
           | for me, in factories -- mostly cleaning and assembling. There
           | was a good range of jobs, from boring, tough work more-or-
           | less alone, to a place where everyone seemed to chat while
           | they worked slowly as the summer was usually a quiet period.
           | 
           | In the final job, I took a half-day off to collect my exam
           | results. Going into work afterwards, people naturally asked
           | what they were -- all A grades. It was difficult not to feel
           | apart from many of the staff from that point. The owner's
           | daughter was the same age and also working the summer at the
           | factory, and her results weren't good enough to go to
           | university.
        
             | Ensorceled wrote:
             | Did you ever get a "Hey, don't be using twenty dollar words
             | in a twenty-five cent conversation." That was a wake up
             | call.
        
               | Symbiote wrote:
               | That sounds fairly confrontational to me.
               | 
               | I only had phrases like "look at you with your fancy
               | words", which (in Britain, depending on tone) can mean
               | something from "I'm impressed you remember words like
               | that", to "I don't understand you" and "you seem to think
               | you're better than me".
        
           | Ensorceled wrote:
           | Part of why it didn't come off as elitist for me is that
           | everyone had their own story; his dad was relatable, his
           | mother supportive and he wanted to not disappoint them. The
           | car dealer guy sounded awesome and not at all like someone he
           | looked down on.
        
       | wjnc wrote:
       | Great story. Two things:
       | 
       | 1. Would this still be possible today? It's a certain timeframe
       | (for software) where this was possible. Today it's things like
       | SAP, integrated systems and DMCA on top of it (or Excel).
       | 
       | 2. I did the menial route and am still happy for it. Flipping
       | burgers, cleaning dishes, repairing truck tires and cleaning
       | office buildings. It's a different sort of grit and stamina than
       | the one that gets you far in your office career, but I still look
       | back fondly on the lessons about hard work. It was also an
       | introduction into diversity. I've met people on those jobs the
       | 16-year old me never met before, and since. For me the lesson is:
       | whatever my kids will do in jobs on the side, it pleases somebody
       | enough to give them money and them enough to do the job it's a
       | worthwhile lesson.
        
         | creshal wrote:
         | > Would this still be possible today? It's a certain timeframe
         | (for software) where this was possible. Today it's things like
         | SAP, integrated systems and DMCA on top of it (or Excel).
         | 
         | There's still a lot of utterly awful, sloppy business software
         | around, especially for SMBs.
        
         | ericskiff wrote:
         | 1. <Professor Farnsworth voice>Oh my, yes!</Professor
         | Farnsworth voice>
         | 
         | I run a "CTO-for-hire" service with about 25 devs, product
         | managers, and designers. I'd say at least a quarter of what we
         | do is dropping in to rescue projects that have gone bad.
         | 
         | We're often treated like gold just for showing up, doing decent
         | work, and bailing them out of a problem.
         | 
         | There's tons of work out there like this if you grow a
         | reputation for being good and trustworthy, and you're willing
         | to work through those really hard moments of everything being
         | broken with no reason why yet. I'm 40 years old, and still just
         | got the rush of excitement last week as I solved a major
         | production problem for a company after a string of late nights.
         | It's just fun.
         | 
         | 2. Totally agreed about the value of other types of jobs as
         | well. I will treasure my teenage and early 20s experiences as a
         | Pizza Hut cook, Grocery cashier, and bet-taker at a race track
         | for what I learned about those industries, how people work
         | together, and the differences between intellectual and manual
         | labor. As a salesperson, I also STILL reference knowledge from
         | my experience in those industries when talking about new
         | projects.
        
       | toadi wrote:
       | Nice stories. I just did the physical labor and hacked on my C64
       | as a hobby. Luckily I did the "unpleasant" physical labor and I
       | learned to push through hard work.
       | 
       | Actually after 20 years working in IT I hade some successful own
       | companies worked as contractor for others. It was nice but now
       | I'm longing back to a honest days of work. I'm preparing to
       | retire soon and building out a self sustainable farm, providing
       | most needs I have. Hope to go back to "hacking" stuff for fun.
        
       | more_corn wrote:
       | I beg to differ. Using a rare and specialized skill to fix
       | critical business software is "actual work". The example in this
       | story created a fantastic amount of value. It was also probably
       | the model for the author's entire professional life.
       | 
       | Maybe a more accurate headline would be "Deciding not to take a
       | job filling potholes was a good move" "Show up and be being
       | willing to try to fix difficult problems"
       | 
       | Other things of note: Character matters. If he'd lied to his mom
       | about the outcome of the highway department job she wouldn't have
       | known to connect him to the used car shop. She helped make a safe
       | place for him to tell the truth. He made good by admitting a
       | difficult thing. Gaining skills and learning to solve problems
       | pays off. Being poised to take an opportunity that arises is
       | probably a sound life strategy. $100 was actually a reasonable
       | number. It recognizes that computer work is not equivalent to
       | minimum wage labor, is a significant discount off of professional
       | software work and gives the client room to make a compelling
       | offer for continued engagement.
       | 
       | People ask if we'll ever run out of software jobs. My answer is,
       | "will we ever run out of business problems to solve?
       | Opportunities for efficiency, laborious tasks to automate?" Not
       | in any future I can imagine. Maybe when AI learns to code. But at
       | that point the world as we know it is over anyway.
        
       | JackFr wrote:
       | Under questions you're unprepared for, years ago at a Wall Street
       | job a couple of weeks after a re-org my new boss calls me into
       | his office and asks me what sort of bonus I was expecting. Caught
       | completely off guard I quoted him the real number I had been
       | expecting.
       | 
       | He smiled and said great, which let me know I had absolutely left
       | money in the table. A trusted colleague then told me if that
       | situation ever came up again, take your real, reasonable
       | expectation, double it and add 20. The situation has never come
       | up again.
        
         | unnouinceput wrote:
         | Probably you meant 20%. So that's X * 2 * 1.2. Or X * 2.4. Or
         | make it easier and say 2.5. And 2.5 is 10 /4. So another way to
         | say this is "take your reasonable expectation, multiply it by
         | 10 to become really unreasonable then make it reasonable again
         | by divide it with 4".
        
           | mlac wrote:
           | $10,020.
        
       | Asymmetryk wrote:
       | I'm going to use this story in the future for describing what
       | Computer Associates (CA) business strategy for rolling up custom
       | line of business applications contracts effectively amounts to,
       | or did.
       | 
       | I was seventeen in 1990 and my girlfriend was throwing me out
       | unless I got a job that week and I decided to cover myself and
       | apply for a bunch of commission only telephone sales jobs that I
       | felt that I could rely on one offer from the booby prize if I
       | couldn't find better or a possibility that would buy me time. The
       | first Monday afternoon interview I found myself talking to the
       | manager of a magazine in the fastest growing quoted B2B publisher
       | and I am thinking that I have blown it the conversation is
       | faltering so I ask what format are media packs sent in and
       | receive the most strained look so much to tell me I'm really done
       | here and should make my excuses. Then I spot the pile of faxes
       | overflowing the adjacent desk and work up the courage to inquire
       | if the hard copies are needed for legal reasons and am I looking
       | at a representative period of sales, spying the dollar invoices.
       | This isn't helping me. The manager lifts up a nearby pile to
       | reveal the first of many fax machines I am suddenly realising
       | festoon every desk about 2 per 5 people. The room spins as I have
       | flashbacks to my last summer job eternally loading and desnagging
       | thermal fax rolls for my local pharmacy. Realising that I was
       | done without a gambit I've still no idea what impetus was the
       | cause but I blurted out "email doesn't have gophers in between
       | you and your customers they'll answer your offers directly!" the
       | cover sheets for every single fax had fluttered when the manager
       | lifted them..Group Company... Operating Company... Country
       | Region... Division... Department... Title...Recipient.... "URGENT
       | ACTION REQUIRED TIME LIMITED QUOTATION ENCLOSED ACCORDING TO
       | REQUEST "... and the longest paragraph of legal disclaimer
       | insisting the recipient imdemnifies the sender for all sins
       | expressly and especially in relation to the offered business
       | contained within. "YOU mean I can sell through these things
       | here!?!?!" the manager agitatedly pointing to the email address
       | attached to the corporate address given by a display advertising
       | page in his magazine. "Individually not only to some waste bin
       | mailbox drop nobody cares about?". The total experience I held in
       | any way whatsoever related to this was a blissful month using the
       | Byte magazine exchange until C&D'd by my father on principle that
       | I never told him about ancillary and necessary costs for a
       | effectively essential second phone line he was certainly not
       | putting in. I wasn't sure if I was right when I pointed to the
       | ampersand @ sign and totally winged the dots were machine
       | designation separators (thinking about bang paths) but in that
       | very second my out reached and gambling hand found itself being
       | shaken heartily and the smiling owner of this animated appendage
       | was confirming "if I hire you you can't tell anyone else what you
       | just told me - I hired you because I wanted someone who
       | understands this not because you explained anything to me OK?". I
       | was very OK indeed. I held my 18th birthday party in this office
       | a few weeks later and I have just entered my 4th decade of
       | finding computing knowledge goes very far indeed in the media
       | industry.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | citizenpaul wrote:
       | Stories like this make me sad and depressed.
       | 
       | Basically some greedy jerk didn't want to pay living wages to
       | some programmers. Due to his position of already being rather
       | well off he was able to put off (through even more cheap labor)
       | until he found a naive sucker to do the work basically for free.
       | In this case a college kid.
       | 
       | Its the reason I really want to get out of tech. Its a goldmine
       | for spineless knowledge workers to get "put over the barrel" as
       | the story says for a fraction of what they are worth. Then those
       | of us that know what we are worth have to navigate
       | 
       | I don't see a heroic story here. I see someone that took off
       | their armor and walked into battle to be slaughtered.
        
         | ggarnhart wrote:
         | This is an interesting take -- I don't disagree that these
         | sorts of things happen, but in this case, the author clearly
         | felt his work was paid for fairly.
         | 
         | I think one's own perspective is a pretty key regulator of
         | what's fair and what's not. Perhaps not in the macro level, but
         | on a case by case basis. Is the author's point of view
         | incorrect in your eyes? Who else should be able to decide that,
         | other than the person who experienced it?
        
       | IMTDb wrote:
       | I love the fact that in the "explore further" section at the end
       | of the post, the first recommended article is "5 different ways
       | to fix a pothole".
        
       | 1vuio0pswjnm7 wrote:
       | Tried his "hastyhex" binary to hex filter which claims to be
       | faster than alternatives. In tests I ran, it was much faster than
       | hexdump, and even faster than xxd, but was not faster than lesser
       | known public domain code, which was about 2x faster for small
       | files and slightly faster for large ones. See, e.g., [1]
       | 
       | https://github.com/skeeto/hastyhex
       | 
       | 1. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27216195
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27216187
        
       | mxcrossr wrote:
       | Ok but... why? Does anyone have enough knowledge to speculate why
       | that bit would prevent you from reading the code?
        
         | jxf wrote:
         | The bogus file header was causing them to be interpreted as a
         | different kind of file when opened by the viewer-editor (what
         | we might consider an IDE today). The code wasn't encrypted at
         | all and nothing prevented the author from reading it:
         | 
         | > In the editor, I could also clearly see the text of the BASIC
         | source code for all the programs. It was there, not encrypted.
        
           | sircastor wrote:
           | Incidentally, I find the various copy/read protection schemes
           | of yesteryear absolutely fascinating. It seems like it always
           | comes down to some brand of cleverness, and gives credence to
           | the idea that there is always someone smarter than you.
           | 
           | Also "Never underestimate a time-rich, money poor kid"
        
         | cyberpunk wrote:
         | Presumably the providers of the software also provided the
         | editor, it was just to silo you in.
        
           | smcameron wrote:
           | No, that doesn't sound right. Probably more like:
           | 
           | "
           | 
           | The RDOS file system provided means for protecting files by
           | setting attributes. Because RDOS, not being a multi-user
           | system, had no notion of file ownership, attributes applied
           | to all programs that accessed a file. The sense of the
           | attribute bits was, in most cases, the opposite of that in
           | Unix; if the bit was set, the operation was prohibited. Files
           | were by default created with all attribute bits cleared,
           | permitting all operations. The attribute bits, as identified
           | by the letters used to identify them in a file listing, were:
           | 'R': prohibited reading         'W': prohibited writing
           | 'P': "permanent file"; prohibited renaming or deleting the
           | file         'S': identified a "save" file, that is, one that
           | contains an executable program.         'N': prohibited
           | symbolic links from linking to this file         'A':
           | attributed protected; prohibited any further changes to the
           | file's attributes. (A file that had both P and A set became
           | un-deletable, except by reformatting the disk.)         'I':
           | Prohibited reading or writing by means other than direct
           | block I/O. (This was removed from later versions of RDOS.)
           | '?' and '&': User-defined attributes, ignored by RDOS
           | 
           | "
           | 
           | http://www.self.gutenberg.org/articles/Data_General_RDOS
        
             | mad_ned wrote:
             | thanks for this! I've always wondered what the deal was,
             | and teen me did not do any research on why the hack worked-
             | once I got the files visible I just moved on. It was almost
             | certainly this RDOS attribute stuff you show here I was
             | playing with (also I took some artistic license in the
             | post, not really sure it was 'F' vs. 'E'.)
        
         | doix wrote:
         | The fact that it's a single bit confuses me. If it was a full
         | null byte (0x00) it would be easier to explain. C strings are
         | null terminated, so you could assume the editor stopped reading
         | when it hit "the end of a string" but BASIC still executed it?
         | 
         | Or if it was some unreadable ASCII character, maybe it worked
         | like an EOF in the editor? But the fact that he switched it
         | from an F to an E gives me no clues. This stuff is
         | unfortunately before my time, I'm sad I never got to play
         | around with stuff like this in my youth.
        
           | Symbiote wrote:
           | Some older filesystems, like ADFS[1] which I'm familiar with,
           | have a "type" attribute, along with the read/write/execute
           | (etc.) bits, as part of the directory node [2].
           | 
           | On RISC OS, as that page says, a BASIC file has type FFB. I
           | remember a plain text file had type FFF.
           | 
           | [1]
           | https://www.kernel.org/doc/html/latest/filesystems/adfs.html
           | 
           | [2] https://docs.huihoo.com/doxygen/linux/kernel/3.7/adfs_8h_
           | sou...
        
           | HotHotLava wrote:
           | The byte apparently was not part of the file contents but
           | part of a file header that was interpreted by the editor;
           | probably encoding some kind of "file type" that was displayed
           | differently when opened.
           | 
           | However, technically, switching an 'E' for an 'F' is flipping
           | *two* bits :/
        
             | johnday wrote:
             | 0xe to 0xf is a single bit flip.
        
           | [deleted]
        
       | NamTaf wrote:
       | For me, the key take-away from this story is right at the end,
       | where he contemplates whether he short-changed himself. If you
       | look at it on a per-hour basis, he got paid decently ($100 for a
       | few hours work in the 80s? Incredible!). However, if you look at
       | it from the perspective of the business value he delivered to Jim
       | in that transaction, it was a bargain for Jim ($100 once-off to
       | fix a problem taht was costing many multiples of that each month?
       | Hell yes!).
       | 
       | And therein lies a fantastic reminder that if you can frame tthe
       | cost of your work in terms of the value you will provide to your
       | customer, rather than a flat labour rate for your time, you stand
       | to earn a _lot_ more.
        
         | MayeulC wrote:
         | On the other hand, I'm not sure the author would have been
         | offered a job had he named a higher price, so that could be
         | seen as some kind of investment too!
        
       | noobermin wrote:
       | I feel like honestly these days it's very hard for a similar
       | story to happen. Software and computing is both much more
       | sophisticated and locked down that you can't just open something
       | and flip a bit and fix the world's problems. Modern software is
       | too complicated. That aside, cheap programmers are a dime a dozen
       | assuming you even need one. No used car salesmen need a custom
       | hacker, they'll just buy quickbooks and pay up the wazoo for
       | subscriptions or whatever.
       | 
       | That said, it probably hasn't been ever easier for kids and young
       | people to pick up programming in general.
        
       | goatherders wrote:
       | Great story. Thank you for sharing.
        
       | mastazi wrote:
       | I loved the story!
       | 
       | It seems that in the comment section under the blog post, there
       | is good stuff too for example the one that starts with:
       | 
       | > Ned (if that is your real name), I have a story with virtually
       | the same beginning, a different middle, and a similar end... [1]
       | 
       | [1] https://madned.substack.com/p/a-teenagers-guide-to-
       | avoiding-...
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | ergot_vacation wrote:
       | These stories are are always fun to read, and this one was
       | especially well-written, so I'm glad it was posted. At the same
       | time, there's a fair bit of survivorship bias and mythology in
       | the "wiz kid teen helps out a clueless adult and starts a great
       | career in tech!" story.
       | 
       | For starters, this was largely a phenomenon confined to a narrow
       | strip of time from the late eighties to the late 00s. Before
       | that, computers were too expensive and restricted for most teens
       | to have access to, even fairly well-off ones. After that,
       | smartphones hit, people moved away from desktops and local
       | computing/admin to phones and consolidation in the cloud(SaaS
       | etc), and a generation that didn't grow up with computers was
       | replaced with a generation that did. So the days of "Hey, I know
       | how to do that computer stuff!" "Great! Get in here!" are largely
       | over.
       | 
       | Second, even in that time period, most teens that knew their way
       | around a system never managed to hook up with one of these sweet
       | deals. You'd (begrudgingly) provide support for friends and
       | family for free, and maybe make a few bucks off some extended
       | work for a friend of a friend, but nothing large or ongoing. It's
       | like hitting sports really hard in high school and college: some
       | will go pro. Most will not.
       | 
       | I'm not trying to be a downer with any of this. But the story of
       | the wiz kid who makes it big by accident has essentially become
       | an archetypal story by now in some circles, and it's important to
       | remember it's more mythology than reality. Most teenage nerds who
       | liked messing with computers as a hobby didn't spin it up into an
       | explosive career overnight. Some decided to get more formal
       | training, and gradually built a career in the traditional way.
       | For many more, it never became anything more than a hobby, in
       | part because the labor demand for people who are just "pretty
       | good" with computers is actually fairly small, and has shrunk
       | dramatically over the past two decades due to consolidations
       | (SaaS again), offshoring and outsourcing.
        
         | jackson1442 wrote:
         | I don't think this phenomenon is quite "over," nor do I think
         | it will ever be. I actually got my current job because of a
         | similar situation:
         | 
         | During high school, I worked two summers as a lifeguard and
         | didn't really care for it. It was boring, hot, and didn't pay
         | particularly well, especially for what we had to put up with
         | (read: incompetent management and being sorely understaffed).
         | There were days where we had so few staff that we had to get
         | untrained gate staff/food&bev to run slide dispatch since that
         | didn't require a lifeguard license, but I digress...
         | 
         | My senior year, I decided to do something different- tutor
         | online for computer science and math. Pay was much better and I
         | definitely enjoyed the work more. One of my returning clients
         | was working on his Master's and was taking a class that was
         | central to his major involving python scripting. He didn't know
         | much Python, but found me online and I taught him the basics
         | and we had a good relationship going.
         | 
         | After he finished his course, he was very happy with the work I
         | had done, and he actually offered me a job! I've been working
         | for his company for several months now and just recently
         | converted into full time for the summer.
         | 
         | So, yes, the era of "wiz kids" might be over, but getting jobs
         | that you might not technically be "qualified" on paper for
         | through strange connections absolutely still happens.
        
         | microtherion wrote:
         | > this was largely a phenomenon confined to a narrow strip of
         | time from the late eighties to the late 00s.
         | 
         | OP dates from 1982. I actually had a comparable experience in
         | 1982 as well, with a Commodore PET-like. There are similar
         | stories dating back earlier, with minicomputers. And I don't
         | think it has stopped, if you know where to look for it. The
         | days of BASIC may be over, but there are more business critical
         | spreadsheet macros around than ever.
         | 
         | > So the days of "Hey, I know how to do that computer stuff!"
         | "Great! Get in here!" are largely over.
         | 
         | I'd say there are more low grade computer problems out there
         | waiting to be fixed than ever. You could probably ring a random
         | person's door and they'd have a dozen issues with their
         | computer / smartphone / WiFi / Universal Remote bugging them.
         | 
         | > Most teenage nerds who liked messing with computers as a
         | hobby didn't spin it up into an explosive career overnight.
         | 
         | And I don't think the story was about that, in the sense of
         | turning that job into a business as such. It was more about the
         | insight that there was gold in them thar hills.
         | 
         | My 1982 experience was that an acquaintance of my parents got
         | kicked off his mainframe account, and needed a different way to
         | process the responses to a questionnaire he needed for his
         | work. His program was written in some "real" programming
         | language like PL/I or Fortran that was not readily available on
         | the CBM machines that were available at school, so I wrote a
         | replacement in BASIC for him. No exciting or sophisticated
         | technical details, I'm afraid.
         | 
         | Details of payment were not worked out in advance, so I was
         | quite pleasantly surprised to earn a multiple of the hourly
         | wage I had made in a factory vacation job earlier. It was then
         | I realized that this might be the right profession for me.
         | 
         | That acquaintance with the questionnaire happened to be a
         | school guidance counselor, so he actually found me a career
         | without even trying to do so...
        
         | gridspy wrote:
         | You make an interesting point. I was a teenager during that
         | critical period myself, or perhaps just after.
         | 
         | However, those who love tinkering with computers and technology
         | of their own accord have far more opportunities and resources
         | than we did when we grew up.
         | 
         | If you love tech, you've been teaching yourself for years -- it
         | will shine through during those first interviews and through
         | all the years of your career.
        
       | tomkat0789 wrote:
       | Reading this reminded me of a humorous Onion video titled
       | "Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just
       | Asking" [0].
       | 
       | Scrolling around the comments, I'm not seeing any stories newer
       | than the 90's. Given the layers of HR rules, proprietary software
       | shenanigans, and corporate management, I expect similar stories
       | are rare today.
       | 
       | [0]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV_6RYVbNaw
        
         | iso1631 wrote:
         | Depends on the size of a firm. If you rock up to a small firm
         | and talk to the owner, you could well get a job, they don't
         | have HR rules and corporate management.
        
       | devnull255 wrote:
       | I love this story because the story has a an unwritten and deeper
       | title "Do what you love and love what you do". True, while the
       | unwritten title may not have grabbed most of those here who
       | really appreciated it (myself included), it underlies what
       | arguably really motivates a lot of teens to work any job, which
       | is working a job doing what they like.
       | 
       | I was "tricked" or "crimped" into my first job the day before my
       | 16th birthday. I accompanied my dad on a shopping trip, and he
       | asked the manager there if he was hiring, gesturing to me. I
       | didn't have a chance to express my own point of view in the
       | course of this conversation. And by the time we left the store, I
       | was supposed to show up the next day to be hired.
       | 
       | I wasn't thrilled to work there, but the first paycheck I
       | received motivated me to continue working. It funded my evenings
       | out and my sci-fi and comic book collecting, and let me save for
       | my first car, a '71 red Buick Skylark with powerful V8.
       | 
       | But I would have liked it better if the story of my first job was
       | more like this story.
        
       | zwog wrote:
       | I have a kind of similar story when I started studying in the
       | late 2000s years. There was a company that had a specialized and
       | really expensive measurement device. But the vendor went out of
       | service. They changed part of their system but kept the
       | measurement device only to find out it could not talk to the new
       | system because the file system of the data was proprietary to the
       | measurement device.
       | 
       | I got a student job at that company and one of my first tasks
       | (and that of several students before me) was to open measurement
       | results on the device and type them into excel spreadsheets. I
       | did this for an hour or so until I became totally bored so I
       | started to tinker around. The measurement device had it's own PC
       | that booted Windows (I think it was 95 or 98) and autostarted
       | their software in full screen/some sort of . This was easy to
       | bypass via the task manager and running explorer.exe. I found out
       | that the proprietary file format was simplay an MS Access file
       | with a different extension. I tried to open it, but the file was
       | password protected. At this time I had little to none experience
       | with programming or anything else that was "low level" computer
       | stuff, but I occasionally stumbled about writeups about hacks and
       | exploits and skimmed over them. So I was pretty sure that there
       | had to be a hardcoded password somewhere. I started to open every
       | file I could in a text editor with no luck. Then I got a hex
       | editor and opened the binaries and finally, in a dll there was a
       | password. The next few days at this job I spent teaching myself
       | enough Python to read the Access files and write the contents
       | into an Excel file.
       | 
       | This worked and I used the free time to study/eat/sleep while
       | getting paid for it but then one of my supervisors found out that
       | I wasn't doing anything but still got results and wondered how I
       | did it. He immediately put me onto another problem they had, thus
       | starting my career as a software engineer.
        
         | scrumper wrote:
         | This is super similar to my start. I was hired at 17 one summer
         | to do data entry for a surveying company, by putting timesheets
         | created in Excel into a central system for billing clients.
         | That got boring after a day, so I figured out how to use VBA
         | (Excel on Macintosh System 8!) and wrote a macro that I linked
         | to a button and put on the spreadsheet template, hidden off in
         | the corner somewhere. When I got the next set of sheets back I
         | hit the buttons and my job was done.
         | 
         | I showed the bosses, and was immediately put to work on some
         | much more interesting stuff linking Lotus Notes with SQL Server
         | for reporting and dashboarding, and then I was off to the
         | races.
         | 
         | (The previous year I'd spent the summer making concrete garden
         | ornaments with a group of ex-cons in a shed in the back of a
         | farm - an experience which certainly made me appreciate the
         | comforts of doing spreadsheets in an air-conditioned office,
         | though my muscles were never quite as good.)
        
         | lifeisstillgood wrote:
         | Its weird how luck plays a part in all this - I remember as a
         | Student temping for the giant Audit firm, Arthur Andersen
         | (become accenture eventually). I was doing something like
         | typing from one system to another. I think I found VBA and
         | demonstrated how I could do a weeks work in a lunch hour.
         | 
         | My boss took one look, freaked out and I was back at the
         | Temping agency.
         | 
         | We are still very far from a Software Literate society.
        
           | PenguinCoder wrote:
           | Same story here. Was working for a manufacturer doing help
           | desk/support. One of two people in the dept. First task was
           | to help someone in a different dept sort through PDF files,
           | and rename them to the company standard format. I wrote a
           | python script to do this instead of renaming one by one.
           | 
           | Got reamed because "there's no way that is accurate and it
           | might mess something up".
           | 
           | They where renaming the file based on the date of review, and
           | the creators name.... Both of which were in the damn
           | metadata.
        
             | zentiggr wrote:
             | If your position was independent enough, you could maybe
             | get by with a "show me a mistake, and I'll acknowledge and
             | fix it and eat crow. If you are just guessing, go look for
             | an error."
             | 
             | Or if there was storage space enough, make a mirror
             | directory with copies renamed, so there was obviously no
             | loss of original files, then invite them to check as many
             | as they wanted.
             | 
             | I do understand that many people don't trust automation
             | like this, I've been there too.
        
           | kwyjobojoe wrote:
           | I have a rule that helps me be a decent human being. Automate
           | to make my jobs easy, never automate someone else's job. Too
           | many hot shot software developers think that putting someone
           | out of a job is a good thing
        
           | MauranKilom wrote:
           | It wasn't the humble beginnings of my programming career (far
           | from it), but I still ran into a similar situation in an
           | internship at a recycling company, just a couple of years
           | ago. "Hey we got all these daily excel sheets that someone
           | needs to sit down and aggregate into these monthly balance
           | sheets." A couple hours of VBA later and I had automated it.
           | 
           | Then a few days later, I happened to talk to someone from the
           | accounting side about this experience. She mentioned that
           | they were actually also tracking these same numbers and
           | apparently had an automated system already. The production
           | floor just knew nothing of it and had been doing the same
           | task by hand forever. I guess the realization how inefficient
           | organizations can be was probably the greater learning
           | experience for me there.
        
           | ergot_vacation wrote:
           | Your story is probably the more common one by far. Most
           | employers and managers (especially for starter/entry-level
           | jobs) are incredibly insecure, and any sign of intellect or
           | creativity scares them. I've learned the hard way to never
           | ruffle feathers by trying to think or solve problems at full
           | power on a job. Just do what's expected and move on.
        
             | zentiggr wrote:
             | I don't think it's insecurity all the time, although I have
             | run into people who refuse to trust an automated process
             | because they can't see the work getting done...
             | 
             | I think a lot of resistance is due to, like others have
             | said in this thread, unexpected incentives.
             | 
             | If someone's career progress, financial incentives, or work
             | politics require the status quo, no changes will be
             | welcome, and might even be perceived as an attack. (Yep,
             | been there.)
             | 
             | If you miraculously can get the incentives changed, then
             | you can make progress...
        
             | alvah wrote:
             | I'm doubt much of this behaviour is driven insecurity /
             | fear of intellect and creativity - it's mainly an incentive
             | problem IMO. If I'm incentivised to keep an inefficient
             | manual system going, I'll fight for that inefficient manual
             | system until the bitter end. Sending a smart but non-
             | business-savvy temp back to the temp agency is small
             | potatoes.
        
             | andai wrote:
             | > I've learned the hard way to never ruffle feathers by
             | trying to think or solve problems at full power on a job.
             | Just do what's expected and move on.
             | 
             | This might be the saddest thing I've read recently.
        
               | lifeisstillgood wrote:
               | Trust in Mr Schumpeter :-)
        
               | jdbernard wrote:
               | It's also why the nimble newcomer can often disrupt and
               | slay the giant incumbent. It's a lot easier to create
               | high-performance environments when you have teams small
               | enough for all members to know each other personally than
               | when you have hordes of people and have to use lowest-
               | common-denominator bureaucracy to manage them in bulk.
        
           | 3pt14159 wrote:
           | My dad did this for someone's _whole team_ as a favour
           | because he overheard what they were doing over lunch or
           | something like that. Later, he met the manager of the team he
           | 'd done it for and asked if they were going to transfer any
           | of the employees that got freed up for the work and she said
           | "no, there's still lots of work to do and the speedup, while
           | helpful, wasn't major."
           | 
           | Went to her retirement party a year later and got the truth:
           | Her pension was tied to her salary as a manager as an average
           | of her last three years, and her salary as a manager was
           | directly tied to her number of reports. If she'd have given
           | up half the team as she could have, she would have lost
           | hundreds of thousands of dollars over the rest of her life.
           | 
           | There was a lot of that type of stuff going on when computers
           | first came in and hackers here and there started optimizing
           | things. Individual interest and politics doesn't disappear.
        
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       | foreigner wrote:
       | My first job was at a local computer shop. I literally got out
       | the phone book and called them all in order. The one that finally
       | hired me was called ZAM.
        
         | mod wrote:
         | My first tech job was web dev at a small local shop. I also got
         | out the phone book (and performed extensive google searches) to
         | find all of the local web development companies.
         | 
         | I emailed them all, and wound up with two interviews. One was a
         | wordpress sweat shop, and the interview went poorly--the owner
         | had not even read my resume, started my interview while on a
         | conference call, and told me my job responsibility was to "make
         | her happy." When she said that, I politely declined to finish
         | the interview.
         | 
         | The next went fantastically, and I wound up landing that job in
         | a 3-person shop. I loved those people, and I'm very grateful
         | for the opportunity they provided me. I also think we provided
         | a lot of value for some important causes, which makes me
         | remember the work very fondly, despite being in way over my
         | head many, many times.
        
       | residualmind wrote:
       | For some reason, this story made me very happy. Thank you for
       | sharing.
        
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       | jmmcd wrote:
       | Key quote which shows that this young person was a problem-
       | solver, even if his computer skills weren't elite:
       | 
       | > I created a "good" BASIC file from scratch [...] Then I
       | compared it to one of the "bad" ones.
        
         | TheSpiciestDev wrote:
         | This part resonated with me and took me back to when I was
         | picking up PHP on my own and breaking apart a Wordpress
         | installation, file by file, line by line, method by method. Has
         | some good "first principle" vibes to it.
        
         | WayToDoor wrote:
         | I was GOING TO comment this. He was a teenager and found a
         | solution no one else has found. That's some great problem-
         | solving skills if you ask me.
        
           | movedx wrote:
           | > GOING TO
           | 
           | ... mate :P
        
             | wizzwizz4 wrote:
             | At least it's not COME FROM.
        
               | qualudeheart wrote:
               | INTERCAL is a wonderful thing.
        
         | arduinomancer wrote:
         | That scenario happens so often as a programmer.
         | 
         | You could read the docs or find the right person to talk to but
         | its just faster to poke the black box and watch it's behavior.
         | 
         | Aka the scientific method of debugging
        
           | lostlogin wrote:
           | I think this method skips step one.
           | 
           | 1) You turn it off and then on.
           | 
           | 2) You look at one that works.
        
             | jmmcd wrote:
             | Nobody ever taught me step 2, and I learned step 1 from the
             | IT Crowd (ok, not really).
             | 
             | Seriously though: are there are any other steps that
             | everyone knows?
        
               | karatinversion wrote:
               | There's always
               | 
               | * change stuff at random, look for observable differences
        
         | stuff4ben wrote:
         | it reminds me of the time I "hacked" a strip poker game on my
         | C64. I noticed some files on disk had a number after them and
         | assumed they were images. I just reversed the numbers and
         | voila, I started out with a naked lady that gradually got
         | clothed. I didn't really care to learn poker anymore after
         | that.
        
           | ergot_vacation wrote:
           | "A strip poker game on my c64."
           | 
           | I can only imagine what this must have looked like.
        
             | jpm_sd wrote:
             | Wonder no more! https://archive.org/details/C64Gamevideoarc
             | hive109-StripPoke...
        
               | freetime2 wrote:
               | NSFW... if anyone was in doubt
        
           | FredPret wrote:
           | Less is more!
        
       | samatman wrote:
       | Just as a random tangent from a great story, the Data General
       | Eclipse was the machine designed and built in Tracy Kidder's
       | excellent book _The Soul of a New Machine_.
       | 
       | Really fantastic book for anyone interested in the history of
       | computers, captures its moment in time perfectly and won a
       | Pulitzer for it. If you liked _Halt and Catch Fire_ you 'll love
       | it.
        
       | fasteo wrote:
       | >>> And my mother as always was there to help
       | 
       | This sums up pretty nicely the memories I have from my mum. She
       | passed away way too early at 54 and reading this sentence brought
       | her back to my mind.
        
       | hearinf82 wrote:
       | My summer job is a lot like the job that he avoided - it requires
       | "manual labor." But I know Java so... if you know of a computer-
       | related job that's remote or in northern Colorado, let me know.
        
       | ggambetta wrote:
       | What a nice story :) Reminds me of how I got my first job!
       | 
       | It was 1994 or 1995, I was probably 14, I had outgrown the ZX
       | Spectrum and had a 486 at home. My dad and I were in a computer
       | parts shop, and near us was this guy my dad's age having trouble
       | with his own computer. He was having random crashes, and nobody
       | at the shop seemed to figure out what it was.
       | 
       | My dad suggested I offer my help. We approached the guy, an
       | architect like my dad. They chatted, and in the end I got the
       | guy's computer home. In theory this was about "reinstalling
       | Windows" or something.
       | 
       | Reinstalling Windows didn't help, and I don't know how, but I
       | figured out that one of the four 1 MB SIMMs (this was before
       | DIMMs!) was bad (I think by trying different combinations of 2
       | SIMMs at a time until I isolated the one that caused the
       | crashes). I triumphantly announced this to the guy, got paid some
       | trivial amount, and he took the machine away. I was proud, my
       | parents were proud.
       | 
       | A couple of days later, the guy calls again. He had gone to the
       | seller, gotten new SIMMs, and the machine was still crashing. My
       | dad told me he had an "oh, fuck" moment right there (but he
       | didn't tell me).
       | 
       | I stood by my diagnosis. I must have sounded confident enough,
       | because the guy took the machine back to the seller again - and
       | they confirmed that the new SIMM was also bad!
       | 
       | Everyone was suitably impressed. The guy offered me a super part-
       | time job, I think 2 or 4 hours a week. He ran a small
       | architecture/building studio, himself and an architecture
       | student.
       | 
       | I was "the computer guy" for a while. I set up the LAN (all
       | coaxial cable and T-junctions - we're talking prehistory here). I
       | designed a logo in MS Paint. Later I got my most ambitious task:
       | to write a system to track the monthly payments for the flats
       | they were building.
       | 
       | My C++ knowledge was extremely limited, having only recently
       | outgrown QBasic. But I took Borland C++, wrote a text-mode
       | windowing system (with mouse support!), and the payment tracking
       | system, which even printed invoices. Sounds impressive, it
       | worked, and it looked OK, but under the hood it was an
       | abomination. Off the top of my head: I didn't understand dynamic
       | memory, so each "window" had a hardcoded limit of 10 edit fields,
       | 10 buttons, 10 labels,...; I didn't know the first thing about
       | databases, so the state was serialized to disk by writing the raw
       | contents of the structs to a file ("works on my machine!"); I was
       | oblivious to the idea of event-based anything, so the whole thing
       | was polling constantly and possibly using 100% of the only CPU in
       | the system - but it was the DOS time, there wasn't anything else
       | running on the computer, so why not? :)
       | 
       | I kept that job for a couple of years, I believe until I started
       | university and got a part-time dev job, then got a full-time dev
       | job, then quit it to start and run my game development company,
       | which I quit 10 years later to leave South America behind, and
       | make the jump to Google Zurich.
       | 
       | Here's to humble beginnings!
        
         | jpm_sd wrote:
         | The real question is, are they still using your "abomination"
         | every day at that small business? I wouldn't be surprised if
         | they are!
        
         | anonomousename wrote:
         | After my sophomore year in high school, I had a summer job
         | doing some IT work for a very small company that organized
         | medical research. I was very familiar with Excel, which was a
         | huge strength, but also my weakness. I hadn't truly programmed
         | before, but was an expert at throwing together absurdly long,
         | chained together formulas in Excel that could sanitize some
         | data - After a few weeks of work, I ended up making a really
         | poor Excel VBA code that had a time complexity of O(n!). It
         | would take a few hours to churn through the dataset.
         | 
         | I went back this year to visit some of my old coworkers - some
         | of whom I'm still good friends with - and saw they were using
         | the same macro from years ago. I sat down, wrote a small Python
         | CSV script in about 5 minutes that did what I was trying to do
         | back then which ran in about a minute or so.
         | 
         | I was incredibly surprised that they were still using that from
         | so long ago, but they explained that they just hadn't had
         | anyone bother to fix it because they didn't know it could be
         | done better. I'm sure your DOS program was the same, and that
         | they didn't know any better. I wouldn't be surprised if that
         | system was in use for another 10 years or so.
        
       | mkovach wrote:
       | I love this. When I was 17 my dad got me a summer job on the
       | plant he worked at. 40 hours a week in the parts shop, ordering
       | parts, getting parts, and running around to different places to
       | pickup parts. Actually I didn't mind it, but it was hot and dirty
       | and my dad was my boss.
       | 
       | They had a computer system there to keep the inventory, running
       | dBase III and hooked up to a NetWare network.
       | 
       | First day: No reports could be printed. Reloaded the various
       | drivers, re-ran the reports.
       | 
       | Second day: They told me about a bug that caused the counts to be
       | off so after checking things in, I had to manually add the right
       | answers to the totals. Fixed the bug in dBase app.
       | 
       | Third day: The pull me to the front office, I'm working in the IT
       | department and somebody's else kid is working in the parts shop.
        
       | beastman82 wrote:
       | I filled potholes and fixed roads for 4 summers and it's one of
       | my fondest memories.
        
         | unobtaniumstool wrote:
         | I really don't understand why OP is proud of their story about
         | being a lazy teenager, and then obtaining a do-nothing job
         | before being sent on a free ride to college. Talk about being
         | completely oblivious to your privilege.
        
         | globular-toast wrote:
         | Fucking A, man.
        
         | mod wrote:
         | I worked in the hot Florida outdoors, with children, for about
         | 7 years through high school and after. Minimum wage. It's the
         | part of my life I'd most want to re-live, though I can't say
         | things have gotten harder or anything.
         | 
         | I had everything I wanted. Fitness, a rewarding job, a running
         | vehicle, friends (via coworkers), and a decent set of fishing
         | gear.
        
         | jugg1es wrote:
         | Definitely not a thankless job!
        
       | Tycho wrote:
       | _And I was decent at programming in BASIC, after many hours of
       | time spent trying to write games on the neighbor's TRS-80
       | computer._
       | 
       | I bet lots of people have stories like this. Does it still
       | happen? Someone in the neighbourhood has some unusual piece of
       | technology, other people hang out there and learn how to use it.
        
       | tmjdev wrote:
       | This resonated with me. I actually took that road construction
       | job as a flagger. I stood there turning that stop sign back and
       | forth, directing traffic, for a whole summer. I felt, and still
       | feel it was the lowest point of my career. My brain was starved
       | in the truest sense of the word and it gave me new fire to
       | complete my college degree.
       | 
       | Which was Electrical Engineering. I didn't learn that I really
       | should have gone for computer science, computer engineering, or
       | something along those lines until after 5 years of work in the
       | industry. I was just carrying the family flag of engineering.
       | 
       | I contracted with a friend's company after telling them that I
       | needed a change of work and was interested in software. After
       | telling them I had zero professional experience writing code (two
       | CS classes in college), they assured me they would get me up and
       | running.
       | 
       | Now here I am as a full stack engineer just over a year later. I
       | really don't know how I got here. But I do know that this type of
       | work is incredibly gratifying and I should have pursued it early
       | on.
       | 
       | Somehow as I grew up I got the idea in my head that work should
       | be your personal crucible and that loving work was really a sign
       | of workaholism. So I always took those jobs that were miserable
       | just to get a paycheck. I hope I can help my kids find work best
       | suited for them.
        
         | tmjdev wrote:
         | I should mention that coding had been an early interest of
         | mine. In middle school I put custom firmware on my PSP so that
         | I could use a homebrewed version of YouTube to watch a series
         | of "Learning C++ From Scratch" videos at night. Had somebody
         | noticed that interest I could have been encouraged early on
         | that that interest could actually be a profitable job and not
         | just a hobby.
        
           | anonomousename wrote:
           | Given you were so interested in programming as a kid, how did
           | you rationalize a career in engineering? I'm only asking
           | because I'm doing something similar - I was mostly interested
           | in computers/programming growing up, and am now in my second
           | year of Mechanical Engineering (w/ CS Minor, which doesn't
           | mean much) and wondering if I should just bite the bullet and
           | switch over to CS all the way.
        
             | tmjdev wrote:
             | It was that 'carrying the family flag of engineering'
             | thing. This notion that engineering was a safe bet and I
             | should do it if I could. Very little to do with my actual
             | interests. Not to say I don't enjoy electrical engineering.
             | I just don't enjoy the work.
             | 
             | After creating many tools for the companies I worked for it
             | became clear to myself that I should have done that in
             | first place. My advice to you would be to take more CS
             | classes to see if that's really what you want to do. A
             | small price to pay now and will give you a better idea of
             | what you want to do.
             | 
             | That being said, my experience (electric utility
             | manufacturing, military truck electrical systems) was very
             | valuable to my broader understanding of how software is
             | consumed.
        
       | jugg1es wrote:
       | I have a story similar to many of the others here. Mine was in
       | the mid 90s when a kid could make good money developing websites.
       | The hardest part was the client interactions, which is not
       | something a 14 year old is particularly good at.
       | 
       | But the real take-away is that this era of computing was a true
       | green field for the kids growing up in it. My cousins, who are
       | over 10 years younger than me, grew up in a totally different
       | world and, despite having used computers their whole life, have
       | no idea how they work or how to build stuff with them.
       | 
       | A childhood spent writing batch files in order to run DOS X-Wing
       | is very different than one spent loading a CD into the 1st gen
       | Xbox.
       | 
       | I feel bad for my own kids, who are surrounded by technology that
       | is walled off and inaccessible. Even 'View Source' on web pages
       | is virtually useless now-a-days. It's a lot harder to get into
       | the internals of systems than it used to be.
        
         | jkestner wrote:
         | Absolutely. I want to make products that are accessible under
         | the hood. It's not for computers any more, but then there are
         | many other objects we're adding computing to.
         | 
         | In the meantime, I'll start the kids on my old Apple ][e if I
         | can smuggle it by my spouse.
        
       | cmos wrote:
       | It was 1992 and I was a high school senior. My teacher got me a
       | job at the local DPW in the electical department. I was to work
       | in the warehouse under a guy named Al who was an old timer and
       | lost his hand in a forklift accident 30 years prior. My job was
       | to clean the warehouse, and when I was done Al told me to 'go
       | hide somewhere' which I did, at the top of the shelves 20' in the
       | air, which I had also cleaned. This got boring and so I wandered
       | into the main office where people were huddled over a computer.
       | They were doing a mail-merge with quick basic to inform customers
       | that their power would be out, and it wasn't working. I looked
       | over their shoulders and it was exactly what I had been doing to
       | send out mailings to companies for free stuff as I had read in
       | Radio-Electonics magazine. I fix the problem, and the Chief
       | Engineer said 'come with me' and takes me to the (air
       | conditioned!) sub-station and into an even colder computer room
       | where they had just setup the SCADA system to control the towns
       | breakers and monitor the power. Nobody knew how to program it, so
       | he pointed to a 3' pile of manuals and said this was my new job.
       | By the end of the summer we saved the town millions by siphoning
       | power from the local college at peak power demand. I still hung
       | out with Al, and helped him in the mornings. The linesmen still
       | made fun of me, even more so when I accidentally turned off half
       | the towns power for 15 minutes.
        
         | ergot_vacation wrote:
         | Did you also invent Spicy Cheetos?
        
         | 3pt14159 wrote:
         | > saved the town millions by siphoning power from the local
         | college at peak power demand.
         | 
         | I'd like to hear more about the details of how this worked. Did
         | the college have its own power source like a research reactor?
         | Was this technically legal or in some part of a grey area?
        
           | samatman wrote:
           | A lot of universities have their own power plants, especially
           | of a certain age. The U of M in Ann Arbor has a plant and
           | uses the waste heat to keep the relevant sidewalks free of
           | ice and snow in the winter.
        
             | ticviking wrote:
             | We could always see where the steam tunnel broke from the
             | sidewalk and went into the building because there was a
             | patch of bare grass growing in the heat the steam gave it
             | underground.
        
               | samatman wrote:
               | Yep.
               | 
               | The steam tunnels were somewhat notorious for awhile
               | there, played a role in the Dungeons and Dragons chapter
               | of the satanic panic of the 80s.
               | 
               | Still, there were always a couple ways to get in. Fond
               | memories.
        
           | gpm wrote:
           | > Did the college have its own power source like a research
           | reactor?
           | 
           | Not the person you're replying to (and never directly
           | involved in electricity generation), but my university just
           | had it's own small power plant:
           | https://www.fs.utoronto.ca/utilities-and-building-
           | operations...
           | 
           | I assume it was a mix of historical coincidence and a
           | solution for less-interruptible power supply for the labs,
           | but I'm not really sure.
        
             | sanj wrote:
             | University of Toronto had a research reactor back ~20 years
             | ago: a "slowpoke" reactor.
             | 
             | I don't believe it generated incremental energy, but it was
             | used for irradiation.
             | 
             | I worked there one summer and enjoyed it immensely!
        
           | irrational wrote:
           | The university I attended had large smoke stacks that old
           | maps said belonged to the power plant. I never saw anything
           | come out of them, so I assume by the 90s they had switched to
           | using city power, but I wonder now if it was common for
           | universities in the old days to have their own power plants?
        
             | R0b0t1 wrote:
             | The land grant universities were often in the middle of
             | nowhere. I imagine not uncommon.
        
           | jumpedwire wrote:
           | I think cogeneration (cogen) plants are fairly common for
           | colleges / universities. In addition to generating
           | electricity for the camps, they often generate heated and
           | chilled water for building heating and cooling purposes. That
           | water is pumped throughout the campus and into the HVAC
           | system for individual buildings. I've worked for two of the
           | larger universities in my state and both were largely
           | dependent upon the local cogen plant for all of these
           | services.
        
           | windthrown wrote:
           | I think it is more common than you are expecting. The
           | University of Connecticut has its own co-gen plant on campus.
           | It has capacity to power the actual school facilities, not
           | just research.
           | 
           | https://fo.uconn.edu/departments/facilities-energy-
           | services/...
        
         | ed25519FUUU wrote:
         | Such a fun story. I'm glad you and Al still hung out.
        
         | beh9540 wrote:
         | This is pretty much exactly how I got my first job programming.
         | The only student job I could get at college was working for the
         | HVAC department: organizing filters in warehouses around
         | campus, taking out the trash, etc. I got a very similar "go
         | hide somewhere" from one of my bosses at the time, and so I
         | started reading about the control system(s) HVAC used.
         | 
         | Eventually word got out to the controls department that some
         | student worker knew a ton about the controls system, and I got
         | moved there. They had an issue that they wanted to know the
         | forecasted weather, so we could get the central plant going
         | before demand started kicking in, and the vendor kept telling
         | them custom development was coming in a couple of years. I
         | ended up writing a server for BacNET/C that did it for them,
         | and it ran under the desk for years.
        
         | throwaway5752 wrote:
         | This is one of the best things that I've read here. It's
         | awesome that you got the opportunity, figured it out, saved
         | energy and money, and still helped out on the physical work.
         | Unrelated, Woods Hole does great work.
        
       | ed25519FUUU wrote:
       | The comments here are full of delight. So many people who had
       | others over a barrel and could have charged so much money but
       | didn't! And it actually still seemed to have worked out great in
       | the long run.
        
       | coinductor wrote:
       | Undergraduate shenanigans in the 1980s: The IBM PC was
       | underclocked at 4.77MHz (as I recall) but rated at 8.00MHz, thus
       | the "turbo" switch on many clones. Our little company had secret
       | early-access IBM AT to develop software on as part of IBM's
       | Scientific Software Suite. IBM paid to have a security system
       | installed in our rented suite, and required that the machine be
       | in my windowless office in a larger windowless back room. Was the
       | AT also underclocked? The system frequency was controlled by a
       | two-legged crystal soldered in, so I purchased a number of such
       | from an electronics surplus outfit, soldered and unsoldered until
       | I reached the maximum stable speed. It was quite a boost (I seem
       | to recall that it was the video subsystem that was the ultimate
       | bottleneck). When the AT eventually went public I made a few
       | bucks hot-rodding them. Oh, and when IBM wanted their loaner back
       | I did put the original crystal back in--only one coworker knew
       | about this, and certainly not my bosses.
        
       | teeray wrote:
       | I started working at my town's library during the summer, putting
       | books away. When I later started to learn about algorithms and
       | data structures, I kept thinking back to pushing that cart of
       | books around the stacks (sorting them ahead of time was faster),
       | rebalancing the distribution of books among a shelf, etc. Tons
       | and tons of CS concepts are made physical in the library.
        
       | myspy wrote:
       | Superb story :)
        
       | znpy wrote:
       | The most interesting thing is probably that in 1982 or whatever
       | you could find a nice summer gig, work 20h/week for the summer,
       | and pay a full academic year and a computer.
        
         | mod wrote:
         | He specifically noted that his tuition was paid for. He was
         | paying for supplies & incidentals.
         | 
         | Also $400/week in 1982 was fantastic money for an 18 year old.
         | So a normal school-kid could not, in fact, replicate this.
        
           | TulliusCicero wrote:
           | Inflation calculator says $400 then would be $1100 now. So
           | essentially equivalent to a currently 55k/year job. Not bad
           | for a summer job.
        
       | ninive wrote:
       | Same here, thanks Ned, this really touched me. I was 9 yo on a
       | hot Italian summer day of 1985 when my dad bought his first
       | computer for the bag-handcrafting company he still has with mom.
       | I had my C64 since 1983 and I was also quite fluent in Basic at
       | that point, so I was super curious to see the new IBM XT 8088D in
       | action.
       | 
       | The sales agent from this "big" Italian company arrived, unboxed
       | the PC, and started to explain to my dad the default MS-DOS
       | commands. I was sitting there sneaking the prompt commands he was
       | typing when, while installing the accounting software (which was
       | the selling reason) the installation utility failed with an error
       | twice and the sales guy was in a panic. A new version of the
       | software was shipped early that week, and this was the first live
       | installation of it. He tried some commands, started to screw up
       | turning the PC OFF and ON, and at the end, he was completely
       | clueless.
       | 
       | That's when I've stepped in - I've gently asked him permission to
       | touch the keyboard and once got access, I started to play with
       | MS-DOS and found the batch file that was responsible for the
       | installation. The guy was looking at me with an expression that
       | mixed surprise and hope when I've found out this file was a
       | script that was similar to Basic and I've found a way to edit it.
       | After poking for 1 hour in tests and trials, I've finally fixed a
       | bug on a conditional that was bringing the data loading to a dead
       | disk path.
       | 
       | The guy talked with his department the same day, and a manager
       | from the company called me to understand what I did. They were so
       | thankful! Nobody paid me a cent for this but after that phone
       | call, I realized my passion could also be my future job and life,
       | and 36 years later is still true. Thanks again!
        
         | eb0la wrote:
         | I wonder if with this "big" Italian company you mean Olivetti.
         | They had their own 8088 PC and if I remember well they also
         | sold IBM back in the 80s.
        
           | TomVDB wrote:
           | Same here. The machines were really good looking too.
        
           | ninive wrote:
           | Thanks, yep I think you are right about Olivetti, but in this
           | case the company was Buffetti, a national-wide office
           | supplier company that moved into software in the '80s to surf
           | the PC era, cooperating with IBM for the hardware. I think at
           | that point that was the first version of their software, and
           | the department didn't last a long time.
        
       | ppierald wrote:
       | Age 14, I worked 2 hours a day, 5 days a week at the local fish
       | market doing clean up and end of day work. Nasty stuff. I worked
       | the summer before college at a friend of my parent's warehouse
       | basically relabeling overstock canned goods with a white label
       | for use in restaurants. Hot, loud, and smelly job. During my
       | sophomore year, I thought I wanted to drop out. My dad said he
       | could probably get me into the plumber's union, and no disrespect
       | to plumbers (they probably make more money than I do), but the
       | memories of that work made me go back and give college one more
       | shot. It all worked out in the end. I graduated, found work, and
       | am still in the industry happily three decades later, but it all
       | could have gone the other way if not for those hard manual work
       | summer jobs.
        
       | lukeh wrote:
       | I had a similar story. A search for internet access in high
       | school (which wasn't common in mid-1990s Australia) led me to
       | working for a ISP, then working for a company that ported bits of
       | NEXTSTEP to other Unices, then interning at Apple, then starting
       | my own company. I was cheap labour but I was surrounded by great
       | people who were happy to answer my endless questions. I hope I
       | can do that for someone else someday.
       | 
       | Amusing anecdote from first ISP job: you only ever rm -rf the
       | root filesystem on your employer's sole server (with no backup)
       | once in your life. Fortunately it ate had only chewed through
       | most of the operating system before I called them in a panic, and
       | we were able to power the machine down. They were very
       | understanding and I spent the next day or two (in the middle of
       | final year of high school) cleaning up the mess. They did buy a
       | tape drive after that! (The cause was a Perl script that
       | concatenated two strings which owing to a typo happened to be
       | empty.)
        
       | me_me_me wrote:
       | That was an interesting and well written story.
       | 
       | Early days of programming were sure facinating. Small businesses
       | using other small businesses to write custom software. Lots of
       | tinkering and hacking. Interesting times.
        
       | FridayoLeary wrote:
       | Who are these people who write software locks. Can anyone here
       | justify it for me? It's seems to be just plain evil. But maybe
       | i'm attacking a straw man. I don't know.
        
         | lostlogin wrote:
         | It was more like a curtain than a lock.
        
         | recursive wrote:
         | Software vendors who want to get paid. If you think software
         | licensing is evil, then you will think it's evil.
        
       | thathndude wrote:
       | Loved this one. When I was mid-20's I found myself in a "how
       | much" situation as well. Thankfully I had the gumption to "go for
       | it."
       | 
       | I had found a solution to save the business 100k+ when another
       | contractor charged 10k+ and failed to complete a job because the
       | business couldn't pay them any more. The thing is, once I started
       | digging into it, the other contractor had done 95% of the work;
       | It just needed a nudge to get finished. But As far as the
       | business was concerned, it was 0% done because it was an all-or-
       | nothing situation (either it worked or didn't).
       | 
       | I did the final 5% and charged $3,000. I presented it as "I can
       | fix the problem for 3k." Was that completely fair to them I
       | sometimes wonder? I don't lose any sleep over it -- they had a
       | problem and I fixed it. I think it was wrong for the first
       | contractor not to finish the work up and deal with a final
       | invoice rather than insisting on pay in advance and abandoning
       | them that close to the finish lone.
       | 
       | As far as the business was concerned I was a very cheap solution,
       | and I made an hourly rate of about $2k per hour.
        
         | somedude895 wrote:
         | It's crazy sometimes the gap between an appropriate hourly pay
         | and the monetary value of the output. I'm sure OP would have
         | come up with something in between as well, but being put on the
         | spot and caught completely off guard like that for the first
         | time I think the $100 was a fine deal.
        
         | xuki wrote:
         | You saved the business 100k+ and you charged 3k? Next time call
         | yourself a consultant and add another zero.
        
           | lostlogin wrote:
           | Well they had failed to pay "$10k+", so it seems likely that
           | $30k wouldn't work.
        
           | thathndude wrote:
           | The business was pretty strapped for cash (they had to pay me
           | $3k over two payments).
           | 
           | But yeah, it was a 100k problem. All or nothing. Either it
           | was fixed or not. The previous contractor had completed 97%
           | of the work, had billed $10k, and then left when the company
           | wouldn't pay any more.
           | 
           | I swooped in, finished the last 3%, got all the glory, and
           | charged 3k. The business thought I was a miracle worker.
           | 
           | To be clear, the previous contractor did a crap job
           | communicating with the business to explain how things were
           | progressing and made it look like this would be a black hole
           | the business was throwing money into. Had the previous
           | contractor said "we're really close, we just need a little
           | bit more money" the whole thing likely would have resolved
           | without my intervention. But communication matters, I
           | suppose.
        
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         | StavrosK wrote:
         | That's just economics. It's just like Apple or Samsung
         | "magically" deciding that the price to fix your broken screen
         | is just slightly under what it costs to buy the same phone
         | used.
        
           | tudorw wrote:
           | Old fashioned economics ;) http://happyplanetindex.org/
        
       | jmuguy wrote:
       | Great story, and that approach to troubleshooting ought to be
       | familiar to anyone that worked in IT and seemed to "magically"
       | figure out problems (at least to anyone observing them).
       | 
       | One note on editing - you use the phrase "to be honest" in two
       | consecutive sentences in the first paragraph.
        
         | ddingus wrote:
         | Honestly honest, honest!
        
         | mad_ned wrote:
         | whups. i really need to hire an editor, with all that crazy
         | substack money :-)
        
       | mbrodersen wrote:
       | What a great story. Thanks to the author!
        
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