[HN Gopher] Finding an Easter Egg in Microsoft Bob
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       Finding an Easter Egg in Microsoft Bob
        
       Author : elvis70
       Score  : 142 points
       Date   : 2021-04-28 14:37 UTC (8 hours ago)
        
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       | detritus wrote:
       | > Modern versions of Access refuse to open databases that were
       | created with old versions, so I dusted off an old copy of Office
       | 97.
       | 
       | Goodness gracious, Microsoft - why?
        
         | banana_giraffe wrote:
         | The Wikipedia article on Jet (
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Jet_Database_Engine )
         | talks a bit about the backwards compat strategy.
         | 
         | This is case where they broke backwards compatibility. At the
         | time, they had an upgrade strategy, though I wouldn't be
         | surprised to learn the tools that handle the upgrade are no
         | longer supported at this point.
         | 
         | My understanding from the outside is it was an attempt to bring
         | Jet Red (the desktop database, what Access used) and Jet Blue
         | (the server database, used by things like Exchange) closer to
         | be compatible with each other on some level, along with making
         | Jet Red less of a "toy" database.
        
         | alberth wrote:
         | Microsoft is notorious in the efforts they make to allow
         | backward compatibility. But in this one case, they don't and
         | are the villain? I can still run programs targeted at 16bit
         | Microsoft Windows 3.x from 30 years ago.
         | 
         | Apple breaks background compatibility nearly every year on
         | their products, yet they get a pass?
        
           | blowski wrote:
           | I didn't see anyone giving Apple a pass, but yeah I'm OK with
           | backwards compatiblity not being a thing for 20 year old
           | desktop software.
        
           | detritus wrote:
           | I'm not sure I implied that, and I've been a PC since '97.
           | 
           | This just seemed like a particularly pointless restriction.
           | It's database. How hard can it be to support and convert?
        
             | toyg wrote:
             | Access is not just a database, it allows for custom VBA
             | code and controls. I can see why supporting old versions
             | would be a burden (are you really going to ship all VBA
             | engines ever shipped for 20 years, with all the inevitable
             | security holes they likely still have...?)
        
               | detritus wrote:
               | Good point, I hadn't considered that. But the example
               | here seems to be literally a spreadsheet's worth of
               | content, in a database format.
               | 
               | At least ignore the code and allow importation of the
               | content?
               | 
               | Anyway, I don't much care and am being downvoted to heck
               | (!) - I just thought it an odd restriction.
        
           | tinus_hn wrote:
           | I'm pretty sure you can't run 16 bit programs on 64 bit
           | Windows.
           | 
           | You can easily emulate a 16 bit computer though.
        
           | simcop2387 wrote:
           | Not directly or natively, but WineVDM is a thing and will
           | usualky let you run old 16bit programs while looking like
           | it's nearly native
        
       | guessbest wrote:
       | Are their any 'toy office' apps for kids these days? Something
       | between Bob and Outlook?
        
       | moioci wrote:
       | Isn't the most lasting legacy of MS Bob the Comic Sans font?
        
       | bombcar wrote:
       | An interesting thing that we forget with Bob and Clippy is the
       | people reviewing/commenting on it are almost by definition NOT
       | the people it was aimed at. Having sold 58k copies, there must be
       | some people who actually used it.
        
         | fooblat wrote:
         | I was working in a large computer store in California when Bob
         | came out. To my memory, I never sold a single copy. This is
         | despite a large in-store promotion put on by Microsoft.
        
         | wombat-man wrote:
         | as a kid I spent a lot of time customizing the house and
         | sometimes playing the weird geography game in there. I think we
         | had an irl one at school too.
         | 
         | It was kinda fun, even though it wasn't really a game.
        
         | Talanes wrote:
         | In 1995 I was five years old, and the computer my Grandparents
         | had bought us came with Microsoft Bob, and it was the only way
         | I used the computer for a while.
         | 
         | I also remember an encyclopedia program that was wrapped in a
         | virtual spaceship interface. For a bit, I just thought that
         | these sort of graphical interfaces were what computing was.
        
         | eysquared wrote:
         | It came pre-installed on my family's shiny new Gateway
         | computer. As a kid I loved customizing my house and adding
         | custom icons for things like games in my 'bedroom.'
         | 
         | It never replaced the actual desktop, but it was fun to go into
         | my own 'house' on the family computer customized to my liking
         | in the days before profiles and separate logins.
        
           | Jtsummers wrote:
           | Exactly. I'm curious how many sales were _sales_ and how many
           | were part of a PC bundle with other MS software. This is how
           | we had it as well, with a Gateway 2000 PC purchase in 1995
           | (and I similarly enjoyed customizing my house in it).
        
             | acheron wrote:
             | Same here as well, got it with a Gateway 2000.
             | 
             | It was an interesting idea. I get the OP's point that a lot
             | of the critics were not the target audience, but for the
             | most part the target audience didn't take to it either. I
             | guess I don't see that as a preordained conclusion, and I
             | don't think of Bob as an obviously bad idea from the start,
             | it was just one of the many new ideas PC developers were
             | trying in the mid-90s as computers were rapidly expanding
             | their reach.
        
               | WorldMaker wrote:
               | A lot of people tend to forget too that while Bob was
               | ostensibly the last in the category [1], it was not the
               | first. In the 90s there were a lot of people
               | researching/experimenting with "alternative" family/kid-
               | friendly desktops. I recall even a late 80s Mac OS one in
               | elementary school that was my first precocious "hacking"
               | experience jail breaking out of to run other Mac apps.
               | Especially for DOS and Windows 3.1, family/kid-friendly
               | launchers seemed a huge need because they weren't always
               | the friendliest.
               | 
               | My parents were deep involved in a franchise of computer
               | learning centers for kids in the 90s, so we wound up
               | evaluating a number of them over the years. Probably the
               | most successful and one we used the most was KidDesk. Bob
               | came out right at the end of that era (near the end of
               | the business) and there was a lot of interesting hope for
               | it. The business bought a bunch of copies (at a steep
               | Microsoft Education partner discount, IIRC) and had high
               | hopes for it as a "starter desktop"/teaching tool. It had
               | good ideas from that perspective, and if they technically
               | solved a few more "launcher" problems like Windows 3.1
               | transition to DOS full screen app then back (which
               | KidDesk had _a_ hacky version of) it might have filled
               | some key niches if it had launched 3 or 4 years earlier.
               | 
               | Ironically, I think the real thing that killed Bob was
               | Windows 95, even for the users that were the target
               | audience. Windows 95 fixed a lot of those Windows 3.1/DOS
               | transition states, was much easier to teach and generally
               | more kid/family-friendly, and there was a lot less need
               | for an "alternative" desktop.
               | 
               | (My experience with Bob makes me sad that the Cliff House
               | for Windows MR still is too chilly and cold and
               | "professional" and needs Rover or Links walking around
               | and/or offering advice.)
               | 
               | [1] And not even really the last when you look at for
               | instance what's going on with "Kid versions" of Amazon
               | Tablets as one extension of the legacy. Or the continued
               | explorations of virtual agents in Siri/Google
               | Assistant/Alexa/Cortana as another fork in the
               | evolutionary tree.
        
               | RandallBrown wrote:
               | I didn't realize for a long time that there was an
               | interface beyond KidDesk because it was installed on all
               | the computers at my elementary school.
               | 
               | I thought it was the coolest thing ever.
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | The thing that interested me most about the video was how
               | similar the interface is to a "touch" interface you might
               | find on a tablet.
               | 
               | While Xerox and Mac helped shape the current "desktop
               | metaphor" GUI it was still an open question how to
               | migrate those used to DOS-style command line tooling to a
               | GUI, and it wasn't really "solved" until Windows 95
               | (where the Start Menu became "Bob" in a way).
        
               | WorldMaker wrote:
               | Bob was also a part of the long debates around
               | skeumorphism. Bob was extremely (cartoonishly)
               | skeumorphic: to get to word processing you clicked a
               | typewriter, to get to contacts you clicked an antique
               | rolodex, and so forth. It used a talking dog (by default)
               | to explain things to the user rather than "faceless"
               | dialog boxes asking questions "out of nowhere".
               | 
               | We're probably always going to fight skeumorphism debates
               | on where the right balance is for user ease of
               | learning/discovery ("I know what a typewriter is, if I
               | click can I type a document?") versus the density
               | compaction (both in physical space and arguably in mental
               | space) of reducing "skeumorphic clutter". (The typewriter
               | in Bob was thousands of pixels to display even its
               | simplified cartoonish form; the [W] logo of Word fits as
               | small as dozens of pixels. Similarly too, once you know
               | Word exists does "I need Word, and its a word processing
               | app, so I should think of a typewriter and click the
               | typewriter" get in the way of "use Word"?)
        
               | WorldMaker wrote:
               | Even more of a tangent: that's one of the things that
               | Office got wrong with Assistants versus "Bob's
               | principles". They had both tons of "faceless" dialog
               | boxes and status indicators _and_ a face for some of
               | them. You never knew if the thing you needed was an
               | Assistant  "chat" dialog or an older dialog or some weird
               | mix of the two. Complain all you want about the
               | inconsistencies in Windows 10's settings versus getting
               | dropped back into classic Win32 control panels, that's
               | nothing on the worse inconsistencies of the Office
               | Assistant era.
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | What's interesting about the skeuomorphism is that as
               | tech progresses it becomes skeuomorphic to _older tech_ -
               | a perfect example is seeing a Floppy Disk as a Save Icon
               | in an iPad program. It 's likely a significant number of
               | people don't know what it is beyond "save".
        
         | guessbest wrote:
         | It was aimed at computers with a VGA card when it was released
         | sometime between 1993 and 1994, which wasn't a very large
         | market when I was a teenager then. But at the Dallas Sidewalk
         | Sale on the Third Saturday someone had a demo of this with
         | their prebuilt computers from their small business always had a
         | large crowd.
        
       | alberth wrote:
       | Some trivia ... Melinda French was the GM over Microsoft Bob. She
       | later married Bill Gates and is now known as Melinda Gates.
        
         | wincy wrote:
         | If that had happened today Bill Gates would have had to step
         | down as CEO and would have been disgraced for fraternizing with
         | an underling.
        
           | alberth wrote:
           | IIRC, when she married Bill - she resigned from the company.
        
             | wincy wrote:
             | Right but it echoes the recent scandal at Intel, the
             | details are different obviously but companies aren't
             | exactly known for their careful and thoughtful
             | consideration of heavy-handed policies
             | 
             | https://www.sfchronicle.com/business/article/Intel-CEO-
             | resig...
        
               | blowski wrote:
               | It echoes, but - while I don't know the details of either
               | situation - they could be different enough that it would
               | still be handled in the same way today. For example, I
               | imagine it would depend on how quickly the people
               | involved made the board and HR aware of their
               | relationship. The CEO can then recuse themselves from
               | converstaions about and with their partner.
               | 
               | Also, it seems like the knives were already out for
               | Krzanich, and there are some for whom this would be a
               | useful pretext.
        
               | spoonjim wrote:
               | When you see something like this, the board wanted him
               | out anyways. This was the perfect opportunity. If Elon
               | Musk has an affair with an employee the Tesla Board will
               | release a solemnly worded statement and say that he's
               | being required to attend certain trainings and produce
               | certain mea culpas.
        
               | tinus_hn wrote:
               | I think Elon Musk would simply say 'none of your
               | business'. If he followed the rules he wouldn't be
               | tweeting about Tesla from his personal account.
        
               | jsight wrote:
               | I'm not aware of rules preventing the CEO from talking
               | about the business from a personal account.
        
               | ChrisClark wrote:
               | We make up rules to attack anyone we don't like. :)
        
             | jdsully wrote:
             | They dated for a long time before then and she actively had
             | to meet with him in a work context for the famous BillG
             | reviews. She's done interviews talking about how it was
             | managed and how she wanted to be seen as still pulling her
             | weight.
        
           | sp332 wrote:
           | Um... ok?
        
       | tuckerpo wrote:
       | No Dave Plummer in contributors, odd
        
         | Zenst wrote:
         | No but he did use it as padding for CDROM distro of Windows so
         | that the discs had unique ID's
         | 
         | The Secret history of Microsoft BOB
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXHu9OmLd8Y
        
           | miohtama wrote:
           | This was awesome video. Bob the blob. How to make sure crypto
           | is correct. A mathematician who could not take calls after
           | 5pm.
        
             | Zenst wrote:
             | Oh he has many brilliantly told historical stories and on
             | top, still gets his hands dirty and recently did benchmark
             | of compilers. One of the few channels upon YT I'd recommend
             | a sub.
        
       | 29athrowaway wrote:
       | There are some Microsoft Bob easter eggs in other Microsoft
       | products.
       | 
       | The nerd emote from MSN Messenger comes from MS Bob. The dog is
       | an assistant in MS Office. There might be more too.
        
       | ehnto wrote:
       | That's a remarkable number of Davids in the Developers list. Was
       | the hiring manager named David by any chance?
        
         | dclowd9901 wrote:
         | One of the commenters on the article remarks that there are
         | more "Davids" on the team than women.
        
         | acheron wrote:
         | These are the Daves I know.
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVzDIE0mr6A
        
         | prox wrote:
         | They're all hired by HALL
        
         | ac29 wrote:
         | Names from the Bible (Adam, Michael, Paul, Peter, Matthew,
         | David, etc) were and to some degree still are quite common
         | among Americans.
        
       | wcfields wrote:
       | One quirky hack that no one asked for that I figured out in 1997:
       | You can take the assistant files Rover, Skuz, Shelly, etc... and
       | copy them into MS Office's assistant directory to get Bob
       | assistants in Office!
        
       | msarnoff wrote:
       | One of the credited artists, Leslie Patricelli, is now a
       | children's book author/illustrator.
        
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