[HN Gopher] The Unlikely Rise of French Tacos
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       The Unlikely Rise of French Tacos
        
       Author : revolucien
       Score  : 21 points
       Date   : 2021-04-12 11:00 UTC (12 hours ago)
        
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       | 1996 wrote:
       | It seems tasty.
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       | Can you get that in the US?
        
         | BugsJustFindMe wrote:
         | Get a meat and cheese burrito with fries. Then unwrap the
         | burrito and put the fries inside.
        
       | spaceflunky wrote:
       | WTF?
        
       | titoasty wrote:
       | YMMV very vastly, and it's only my experience, but here is my
       | opinion on this food (I'm french).
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       | Having tried a lot of french tacos in Paris, Lille & Lyon
       | (approximately one per week), famous brands and local ones, I can
       | definitely tell you that: I found that most taste like sh _t. By
       | most, I mean 95%. Most taste like bricks of "food", without any
       | distinctive taste, are very dry (the different sauces are sucked
       | by french fries) BUT you will feel completely full. Not fast-food
       | full, I used the word brick and it's the most appropriate IMHO. I
       | tried a lot of restaurants, a lot of combinations, and I just
       | gave up of this kind of food. And if you really like this kind of
       | food, please try the best burrito of Lyon from Taco Taco. Das
       | good sh_t.
       | 
       | I hope you'll prove me wrong and you'll point me to good french
       | tacos. I'm fed up trying to find a good one :)
        
         | BugsJustFindMe wrote:
         | I mean if you're in Lyon you should just eat pied de porc and
         | quenelles 24/7.
        
       | rozab wrote:
       | This seems a lot like the hoagie from Glasgow, a kebab shop
       | staple. Chips, cheese, sauce and doner meat (or chicken), all
       | wrapped up like a burrito.
        
       | BugsJustFindMe wrote:
       | I lived in France for a long time, and tacos is my definitely
       | favorite French food. You have to understand that the fantasy of
       | food in France being all fancy shit is extremely wrong. In accord
       | with the vast European street food tradition, the most French of
       | French foods is a ham and butter sandwich on white bread with
       | nothing else on it. And French people go nuts for stuff like
       | that, because the other thing that France is exceptionally good
       | at is saying "Get the fuck outta here. We're closed because it's
       | 3pm and humans don't eat between 2pm and 6. Bye, good afternoon,
       | see you later." So when you can get a meat, cheese, and french
       | fries (on the inside!) burrito by a wrong-but-hilariously-
       | adjacent name that's as big as your face for a few euros, it's a
       | real blessing that instills one with great national pride.
        
         | inglor_cz wrote:
         | ""Get the fuck outta here. We're closed because it's 3pm and
         | humans don't eat between 2pm and 6. Bye, good afternoon, see
         | you later.""
         | 
         | So true! As a tourist in France, it was a great time to
         | practise some intermittent fasting skills.
        
       | edhelas wrote:
       | You have plenty of nice places to eat cheap and good in France,
       | better than those "French tacos" places. Just go to a decent
       | boulangerie, you'll find good sandwiches, quiches or other things
       | for a few euros, healthier and with decent ingredients :)
        
       | prepend wrote:
       | These sound great. I'm trying to find the first good good that
       | can be made automatically in a machine the size of a coke vending
       | machine. This seems like a good candidate.
       | 
       | Ideally, I'd want a burrito machine that just spit out a perfect
       | burrito without any human involvement (besides stocking it once a
       | day or something). But cooking the meats seems like too much of
       | an issue.
       | 
       | French tacos seems good because the meat can be cooked as it is
       | Panini pressed.
        
         | calvano915 wrote:
         | Utilizing sous vide may solve the meat issue.
        
           | prepend wrote:
           | Good point, I'll try that out in burritos. The burritos I
           | like have a bit of char, but maybe can get around that.
        
             | BugsJustFindMe wrote:
             | Just add bags of char to the machine and sprinkle some in
             | during assembly.
             | 
             | > _French tacos seems good because the meat can be cooked
             | as it is Panini pressed._
             | 
             | I don't think I've ever seen a panini press capable of
             | cooking raw meat inside of a panino without basically
             | destroying everything else. Tacos is made with already
             | cooked meat.
        
         | pomian wrote:
         | I have heard that there are burrito vending machines at Warsaw
         | Polytechnic University. You select the ingredients, the machine
         | wraps it and delivers- in a soft drink dispensing sized
         | machine. Not sure if the burrito is heated, prior to delivery.
        
       | froggysnail wrote:
       | Just to balance the article, I'm french, living in Paris, working
       | near Champs Elysees and never heard about tacos. It seems to be
       | very specific to teenagers or ghettos.
        
         | BugsJustFindMe wrote:
         | > _It seems to be very specific to teenagers or ghettos._
         | 
         | You know, this kind of attitude is what makes people dislike
         | Parisians.
        
       | zem wrote:
       | > First of all, through some mistranslation or misapprehension of
       | its Mexican namesake, the French tacos is always plural, even
       | when there's only one, pronounced with a voiced "S."
       | 
       | reminds me of indian patties, a popular snack of meat or
       | vegetables in a puff pastry shell, which through a similar loss-
       | in-translation often get called "pattice" in the singular,
       | "pattices" plural.
        
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