[HN Gopher] Is that ship still stuck?
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       Is that ship still stuck?
        
       Author : ColinWright
       Score  : 1361 points
       Date   : 2021-03-25 20:58 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | gm3dmo wrote:
       | Smit are like the Winston Wolf of the shipping business. No
       | problem too big to solve.
        
       | ic0n0cl4st wrote:
       | This reminds me a lot of an immersive art installation I saw in
       | Turkey 6 years ago of an imagined future where an oil tanker got
       | stuck in the Bosphorous and permanently changed local society.
       | 
       | https://worldarchitecture.org/architecture-news/ccehp/strait...
        
       | dghlsakjg wrote:
       | Why do so many people here think they have some solution that
       | could get this done faster? There is an entire industry that is
       | built around heavy salvage, and their best and brightest are
       | working around the clock to resolve the situation.
       | 
       | Everybody here knows what Dunning Kruger is.
       | 
       | If you have a solution that starts with: "Why don't they
       | just...". The answer is either 1. They will when they can, that
       | kind of operation is very hard to set up in the Egyptian Desert,
       | or 2. That is a dumb/impractical/impossible thing you are
       | suggesting.
        
       | testfoobar wrote:
       | Moving sand is easier than moving a ship+20K containers or
       | removing the 20K containers in hopes of refloating the ship.
       | 
       | So the easiest solution would be to widen the canal at this point
       | - where the ship is currently located and where the ship will
       | need to go as it refloats and turns. Move the banks further back.
       | In effect create a place with enough room for a ship of this size
       | to turnaround.
       | 
       | The canal isn't that deep. Dredgers can be brought on both banks
       | in front and behind the ship. Four dredging teams ought to knock
       | this out pretty quickly.
        
         | the_local_host wrote:
         | How do you get the ship to fall into the hole at the right
         | moment?
        
       | testplzignore wrote:
       | Slap a "free to a good home" sign on it and let the people take
       | back what is rightfully theirs. Ever Given Day shall be
       | celebrated every year commemorating the moment when the free
       | market failed.
       | 
       | "Mommy, did you really get a shipping container full of crockpots
       | when you were my age?" "Yes, my child. We cooked like kings for
       | many a season."
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Recent and related:
       | 
       |  _Suez canal blocked by a massive ship_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26560319 - March 2021 (419
       | comments)
       | 
       | Also ongoing:
       | 
       |  _It 'Might Take Weeks' to Free Ship Stuck in Suez Canal_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26585480 - March 2021 (23
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Suez Canal: How are they trying to free the Ever Given?_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26586278 - March 2021 (44
       | comments)
        
       | fortran77 wrote:
       | You'd think Elon would call the captain some awful names and then
       | claim he can free it with his flamethrower and submarine!
        
       | throwawaybutwhy wrote:
       | Fun facts:
       | 
       | 1. The owner is Japanese
       | 
       | 2. The operator is Taiwanese
       | 
       | 3. The flag is Panamanian
       | 
       | 4. The cargo is Chinese
       | 
       | 5. The insurer is British
       | 
       | 6. The crew is Indian
       | 
       | 7. The canal is Egyptian and was built with forced labor by the
       | French
       | 
       | 8. The dredgers/salvage op managers are Dutch
        
         | toyota86 wrote:
         | > The flag is Panamanian
         | 
         | That's an interesting way to say tax evasion.
        
           | engineer_22 wrote:
           | At least in the northeast, it's common in the US OTR trucking
           | industry to register the trailers in Maine. Registration fees
           | in Maine are significantly less than in neighboring states.
           | You'll also see a lot of recreational trailers (boats, RVs)
           | registered in Maine.
        
           | TechBro8615 wrote:
           | Try telling Panama they don't have a right to create their
           | own tax laws. If they want to incentivize ships to register
           | in their country, they're a sovereign nation and can do that.
        
           | sn_master wrote:
           | And avoiding minimum wage and maintenance requirements too.
        
           | kortilla wrote:
           | That's not tax evasion. Tax evasion is explicitly illegal and
           | if you do it you get arrested/fined an outsized amount.
           | 
           | The term you're looking for is "tax avoidance".
        
           | Lionga wrote:
           | That's an interesting way to say we should obliged to all the
           | shitfuckery the goverments do and not look for better
           | countries for what we want to do. Competition between
           | goverments to end their shitfuckery would be so horrible.
        
         | movedx wrote:
         | Go, go gadget globalisation!
         | 
         | Seriously though that's pretty amazing.
         | 
         | Fun fact: corporations used to exist for a limit period of
         | time, to solve a particular problem, and were then dissolved.
         | With the introduction of indefinite corporations, we end up
         | with cool setups like those /u/throwawaybutwhy has highlighted.
        
           | Mockapapella wrote:
           | When and where did they exist for a limited period of time?
           | It never even occurred to me that this was an option
        
             | brian_cloutier wrote:
             | The first European joint-stock corporations were for single
             | voyages. Everyone would band together and fund a ship to go
             | somewhere, then split the earnings and dissolve the
             | corporation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint-
             | stock_company#Early_join...
        
               | sneak wrote:
               | It's pretty much still like that now, except the last
               | step is "go work for Google for a few years in golden
               | handcuffs".
        
             | zinekeller wrote:
             | Apparently, in the Philippines until it was revised in 2019
             | companies are required to have a limited lifespan with a
             | maximum lifespan of 50 years.
             | (https://www.pwc.com/ph/en/taxwise-or-otherwise/2020/on-
             | the-l...)
        
             | estaseuropano wrote:
             | Railways.
        
         | nullsense wrote:
         | 9. Everybody is fucked
        
         | markus_zhang wrote:
         | Pretty much summed up the current world order...
        
         | sn_master wrote:
         | 9. The destination is the Netherlands (Rotterdam).
         | 
         | While we're at it, the 1956 Suez canal crisis marked the end of
         | the traditional colonial powers when the USSR threatened to
         | nuke London and Paris if they don't let Egypt regain control of
         | the canal.
         | 
         | https://nationalinterest.org/blog/reboot/yes-1956-suez-crisi...
        
           | yccs27 wrote:
           | 10. The technical manager is German (BS Shipmanagement)
        
           | turing_complete wrote:
           | Small correction. Egypt do not regain the canal, they seized
           | the canal.
           | 
           | Not egypt, but the Suez Canal company was was not the
           | legitimate owner of the canal.
           | 
           | Interestingly, it was the disapproval of the US under
           | Eisenhower that stopped the military action of Britain and
           | France that ended their intervention.
           | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal_Company
        
             | sn_master wrote:
             | well, they gained control by seizing the canal then lost it
             | due to the invasion, hence why I said 'regain'. Both the
             | Soviet and US pressure resulted in the stop of the
             | invasion, but certainly the USSR had an important role, if
             | anything to distract the media from its invasion of
             | Hungary.
        
             | tim333 wrote:
             | Britain didn't really distinguish itself overthrowing the
             | democratic government in Iran to protect BPs profits in
             | 1953. I guess Eisenhower thought enough of this stuff.
        
       | Black101 wrote:
       | Get Elon's boring machines to dig in the right location(s) ...
        
       | bronlund wrote:
       | Internet at it's best!
        
       | lkebin wrote:
       | If fire a bomb from one side of ship, Does the wave can push out
       | ship stuck ?
        
       | Zhenya wrote:
       | Can't wait for elon to offer a solution...
        
         | dang wrote:
         | We detached this subthread from
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26586145.
        
         | jimmaswell wrote:
         | It would be some decent PR to send over some Boring Company
         | equipment
        
           | sliken wrote:
           | Wherever the anchor attaches is likely to be designed for
           | quite a bit of force.
        
         | stickfigure wrote:
         | I know that is a joke but if you wanted to generate enough
         | force to push the ship off the bank, a rocket is one of the few
         | technologies that would do the trick. I wouldn't want to stand
         | downwind, though.
        
           | rektide wrote:
           | you are thinking 1.0 scale. you need to start thinking
           | starlink scale enterprising. quantity not quality. one rocket
           | would rip the ship into pieces. what's actually needed is a
           | long 2d matrix of rockets, distributed broadly the across
           | EVER GIVEN, pushing the bow in, the stern out & back. out
           | like she came.
        
             | AuryGlenz wrote:
             | Might as well make them fireworks while you're at it so
             | there can either be a celebration at the end or, even
             | better, a celebration of failure.
        
             | m4rtink wrote:
             | This is starting to really resemble how people build ships
             | in Space Engineers. :)
        
               | avereveard wrote:
               | The number of thruster used there is more of a limitation
               | in thrust power than in rigidity, grids don't flex and
               | thruster off center placement don't generate momentum
        
             | Zhenya wrote:
             | Except that the side of the ship isn't load bearing. Not
             | sure how'd that work out.
        
         | divbzero wrote:
         | Strap it to a Falcon Heavy.
        
           | Aeolun wrote:
           | How many falcon heavies would we need to lift 200,000 metric
           | tons?
        
             | bzbarsky wrote:
             | To be clear, 200,000 tons is the weight of the cargo+fuel
             | this ship carries, not counting the structure of the ship
             | itself. I haven't found a good number for the displacement
             | (the total weight, including the ship), and would be
             | curious to know what it is.
        
               | nate_meurer wrote:
               | Wikipedia says the Triple-E class container ships have an
               | empty displacement of 55Kt. Assuming the Golden class is
               | similar, with a summer deadweight of 200Kt, it seems a
               | loaded displacement of 250Kt is possible.
               | 
               | I read in a random news story that the Ever Given's
               | displacement on this voyage is about 220Kt.
               | 
               | Note that the units are long tons, which means that ship
               | weighs close to 250,000 american tons, or five hundred
               | million pounds.
        
               | Aeolun wrote:
               | I feel like it's generally more helpful to stick with SI
               | units if you're already there :)
        
               | nate_meurer wrote:
               | I agree, and I think these weights are in fact now
               | reported as metric tons, not imperial long tons. The
               | difference is insignificant for purposes of casual
               | conversation.
        
               | bzbarsky wrote:
               | Thank you, that is exactly the sort of info I was looking
               | for!
        
             | themgt wrote:
             | Apparently Falcon Heavy has 5 million lbs of thrust, so
             | about 88 Falcon Heavies?
             | 
             | SuperHeavy will have 17 million lbs of thrust so if Elon
             | could deliver 25 SuperHeavy boosters with a total of 700
             | Raptor engines it could lift the Ever Given? Someone should
             | simulate this in Kerbal.
        
               | trothamel wrote:
               | If we're going unrealistic, there are even better plans:
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5guMumPFBag&t=123s
        
               | meowster wrote:
               | I'm no naval architect, but wouldn't the ship break in
               | two once the robot tries to pick it up? It would for sure
               | break apart due to centrifugal force while being swung.
               | 
               | I like movies where I can suspend belief (monsters and
               | giant robots), but I hate it when they get the regular
               | real stuff wrong.
        
               | m4rtink wrote:
               | You mean those tiny helicopters that can each lift
               | thousands of tons of super robot mass, right ? And they
               | can do that while flying in perfect formation! ;-)
        
         | elihu wrote:
         | Tell him Egypt is planning to use a hundred Ford F150s to drag
         | the boat, and see how quick he can get a comparable number of
         | Cybertrucks and/or model Ss and 3s to show up.
         | 
         | (Realistically, Egypt would probably use bulldozers if they
         | actually wanted to go that route.)
        
           | dexterdog wrote:
           | If we're going to pick vaporware for the job why not use the
           | Tesla semi?
        
             | elihu wrote:
             | I guess it depends how many prototypes of either vehicle
             | exist, and how long it would take to get them to Egypt.
             | Rounding up a hundred of something that's already in
             | production like the S or the 3 would be easier. (They'd
             | have to add trailer hitches or something, though.)
        
             | sn_master wrote:
             | Check this out, its real and not vaporware:
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3yw4Qp8bX4
        
               | elihu wrote:
               | Yeah, having a granny gear would help out a lot. I assume
               | the Tesla is most likely to be direct-drive.
               | 
               | That demo with the Volvo was 750 tons. According to
               | Wikipedia, the Ever Given has a deadweight tonage of just
               | under 200,000 tons. That's the cargo capacity, not
               | including the ship itself. Let's say the ship and cargo
               | is around 250,000 tons, that means you'd need about 333
               | of those Volvo trucks to drag it, assuming about the same
               | amount of friction pulling the ship as a truck pulling a
               | trailer. That's probably optimistic, so you might need
               | more like 500 to 1,000 trucks to get it unstuck.
               | 
               | In terms of realistic options, at this point I'm thinking
               | they're most likely to get it out by pulling it with a
               | lot of heavy earthmoving equipment and/or tugboats while
               | they bring in some dredging equipment to shift the sand
               | or whatever it's stuck on out of the way. If it's run
               | aground on something solid they can't vaccum up with
               | dredging equipment, I don't know what they'll do. It'll
               | probably just be stuck for a long time until they can
               | unload it or something.
               | 
               | On the other hand, maybe it'll just come loose at some
               | high tide. I mean, however it got stuck it seems like it
               | should be at least theoretically possible to get unstuck.
        
               | sn_master wrote:
               | > you'd need about 333 of those Volvo trucks to drag it
               | 
               | You can re-use the trucks tho, the operation doesn't have
               | to be in parallel (and it can't anyway, because the
               | containers are stacked).
        
           | sn_master wrote:
           | I mean, a single Volvo semi was able to move 750 tons, and
           | it's in production, unlike the Tesla Semi.
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3yw4Qp8bX4
        
         | rohitb91 wrote:
         | Which citizen and insult will he come up with next
        
           | hellotomyrars wrote:
           | This time perhaps he'll hire a private investigator who isn't
           | a total huckster.
           | 
           | Better yet just hire dozens and wait until one shakes
           | something loose that way he can substantiate his bullshit
           | before he spews it.
        
       | tamaharbor wrote:
       | Drop salt around the ship to increase the buoyancy of the
       | water...
        
       | a9h74j wrote:
       | I know meta-posts are discouraged, but folks, you were supposed
       | to be _micro_ dosing.
        
       | _the_inflator wrote:
       | Looking at how stuck the ship is, this could also be a new
       | terrorist vector to attack the channel via such a ,,derailed"
       | ship.
        
         | Tenoke wrote:
         | It does legitimately seem like you can do tremendous damage by
         | derailing a few ships in the right spots. Bringing bombs or
         | other small ships or something else seems doable for a
         | terrorist organization on the face of it.
        
           | WWWWH wrote:
           | Wasn't this the plot of an Ian Banks novel? Canal dreams.
           | Imagine die hard, with the Bruce Willis part being a middle-
           | aged, female, Japanese cellist.
        
           | bigfudge wrote:
           | This is true more generally. When I lived in London and the
           | IRA campaign was going on I never understood why they didn't
           | just set fire to a few stolen vans on Euston road/City
           | road/Waterloo bridge every morning rather than actually
           | killing people. Would have been more effective.
        
             | simmerup wrote:
             | What freedom fighter would throw away their life to cause a
             | traffic jam?
             | 
             | And what government would cave to whats essentially a minor
             | inconvenience
        
               | bigfudge wrote:
               | At the time, London transport was pretty much at gridlock
               | anyway and made the city pretty hard to live in IMO. It
               | wouldn't have taken much to threaten the major income-
               | generating source of the country (look up the economics
               | of the city of London).
               | 
               | I don't even think it requires you to throw your life
               | away. It could just be classified as civil disobedience.
               | 
               | To be clear, I had no sympathy at all with the IRAs
               | violent campaign. I'm just pointing out that committed
               | civil disobedience could be pretty effective if you have
               | people committed enough that they will already kill
               | people and go to prison quite often (or blow themselves
               | up for that matter).
        
             | randompwd wrote:
             | Such an ignorant comment.
        
               | bigfudge wrote:
               | How so? I lived in the city and this is what I thought at
               | the time. I might have been mistaken (which is part why I
               | posted it here... to hear alternative arguments).
        
           | moritonal wrote:
           | Shh! The modern world is based on the fact a few really mad
           | stupid people don't realise how brittle the hacks we built
           | society on are.
        
       | markus_zhang wrote:
       | Now just think how easy some terrorists can block the canal by
       | just putting a hole in that sitting ship...
        
       | stadium wrote:
       | What's the estimated economic impact of the blockage? Will other
       | ships have to wait or is reroute even an option?
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | So what do I buy or sell or short to protect my portfolio?
        
       | seized wrote:
       | Why not some large pumps, suck up water from the canal and use
       | jets to blast the sand out from under the bow. Slowly shift the
       | sand around.
       | 
       | Granted they might have to dredge to clear that sand out of the
       | canal.
       | 
       | Surely it's been thought of....
        
       | bawbag wrote:
       | Not related to this, but is there a company out there who could
       | profit from this kind of thing? "I got stuck but my friend made
       | it through, prices are up lol".
        
       | tobr wrote:
       | The ship is named "Ever Given", but the huge text on the side
       | says "EVERGREEN", which is confusingly similar. Does anyone know
       | why?
        
         | dbish wrote:
         | Evergreen is the company, they probably just want to show that
         | more then the ship name
        
         | jacquesm wrote:
         | All of that company's ships names start with 'Ever'.
        
         | es7 wrote:
         | "Ever Given" is the ship's name
         | 
         | Evergreen is the company that owns (manages?) the ship
        
         | chanandler_bong wrote:
         | The company name is Evergreen, the name of the ship is Ever
         | Given.
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | CGamesPlay wrote:
       | I know that the ship's crew doesn't actually dock the ship in
       | ports, and each port has dedicated pilots that board the vessel
       | and handle that aspect of the shipment. Is the same true for the
       | canal? It seems it would ostensibly be this pilot's "fault" if
       | that were the case, but I don't actually know who the pilots work
       | for.
        
       | jyriand wrote:
       | Archimedes would have a solution for this.
        
       | richardfey wrote:
       | This sounds like a great "how ww3 started" intro story for a game
        
       | boboche wrote:
       | Elon, we need you ;)
        
       | oliv__ wrote:
       | Since it might takes weeks to clear the canal, can anyone here
       | comment on the implications this will have on world trade?
        
       | nabla9 wrote:
       | The ship stuck (Ever Given) is build to Suezmax limits. It fits,
       | but barely.
       | 
       | Ever Given (Suezmax limit)                 length: 399.94 m (400
       | m)            tonnage: 199,629 DWT (200,000 DWT)
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | ajb wrote:
       | Just another non-expert, but I wonder if the simplest approach
       | might be to pump water under it to wash away the sand it's
       | beached on.
       | 
       | Googling, it seems that this is a recognised technique for
       | dredging: https://www.iadc-dredging.com/wp-
       | content/uploads/2016/07/fac... Whether it works might be
       | dependent on what kind of soil its sitting on and whether the
       | current is strong enough to take away the dislodged particles.
       | 
       | I guess it would also be hard to work out exactly what you've
       | removed and hence whether you leaving the ship in a position that
       | will stress its structure too much.
        
         | BrianOnHN wrote:
         | Can someone explain why dredging alone isn't sufficient? Is it
         | too slow?
        
           | crazyjncsu wrote:
           | I expect dredging will be the main solution. Dredges are just
           | slow moving, so they've taken a while to arrive.
           | 
           | I'd also expect some long reach excavators and/or draglines
           | to be working from the shore and/or barges.
           | 
           | They probably just underestimated the stuckedness at first.
           | Throw in some ineptitude and corruption, and you have this
           | royal mess.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | ajb wrote:
           | Are dredges normally expected to access underneath a ship? I
           | thought under the typical use cases they have a clear work
           | area.
        
           | Havoc wrote:
           | Really deep keel in not much water. At shore zero water. Ie
           | It's properly stuck
        
       | CosmicShadow wrote:
       | How long before this gets made into a Netflix series?
        
         | sn_master wrote:
         | We'll need a plot twist then, what would it be?
        
       | robmiller wrote:
       | Forgive me if this comment only belongs on Reddit but it's worth
       | noting Vice[0] thinks this captain was being a little caviler for
       | the lulz of his GPS waypoints.
       | 
       | [0] NSFW https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgqwn8/suez-canal-ms-
       | ever-gi...
        
       | chovybizzass wrote:
       | can't they just add water to the anal canal?
        
       | siraben wrote:
       | Is there a website where I can find the historical data of ships
       | in the area? Are they still waiting for the ship to get unstuck
       | or are now going around southern Africa?
        
       | engineer_22 wrote:
       | I wonder if we could liquify the soil and float the ship out of
       | the mud.
       | 
       | One could imagine 15 pile drivers pounding on the shore and a
       | couple of tugs reversing the ship.
        
       | drno123 wrote:
       | One peaceful nuclear explosion would do the trick.
        
       | elihu wrote:
       | I suppose I'll kick off the usual "why don't they just do X"
       | thread.
       | 
       | It seems to me that if they can't move it by any normal means,
       | they could just start pushing cargo containers overboard and fish
       | them out until it's light enough to move.
       | 
       | I could also a lot of plausible reasons why they wouldn't do
       | that:
       | 
       | - it wouldn't work (no equipment to move containers)
       | 
       | - the ship's owner doesn't want to do that and no one has the
       | authority to force them
       | 
       | - the ship's owner wants to do that, but the owner of the cargo
       | doesn't want them to
       | 
       | - the cost of lost cargo is more than the cost of delaying other
       | ships
       | 
       | - it would take too long or be too messy to clean up
        
         | brundolf wrote:
         | Perhaps most importantly: the channel is only a couple dozen
         | meters deep, which is part of the problem. Dropping a bunch of
         | containers down there would almost certainly create a new
         | obstacle for this and other ships
        
           | elihu wrote:
           | I had assumed the containers would be retrieved by tugboats
           | or whatever works.
           | 
           | Depending on what's in the containers, I'd expect most would
           | probably float, at least for a little while until water leaks
           | in. Maybe long enough to drag them out of the way; either to
           | the sides of the channel or out of the water altogether.
        
         | JumpCrisscross wrote:
         | > _they could just start pushing cargo containers overboard and
         | fish them out until it 's light enough to move_
         | 
         | Light boats are less stable. One of the few that could make
         | this situation worse would be the damn thing capsizing.
        
           | laurent92 wrote:
           | Yes. Unloading is a science, also, if you want to avoid
           | capsizing. And the risk is increased because they don't know
           | on which sand the boat rests (it may be balanced at some
           | point just by one bank + the pressure of the flow of water)
           | and the tides add some random every 6 hrs.
        
           | elihu wrote:
           | The center of gravity on that ship looks like it could only
           | be improved by chucking containers overboard. On the other
           | hand, chucking them over the side one by one might be harder
           | than just pushing a whole column over but making that kind of
           | sudden weight change might not be good.
           | 
           | I wonder what the options even are for removing the
           | containers? I assume they're very securely strapped on most
           | of the time, and maybe there's not any reasonable way to get
           | any of the containers loose outside of a port without making
           | the whole pile unstable.
        
         | dshibarshin wrote:
         | The carrier can announce a general average [1] which allows it
         | to throw the containers overboard if they believe it will help
         | the ship get moving.
         | 
         | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_average
        
           | jdasdf wrote:
           | A general average requires an imminent danger which the ship
           | is clearly no in, since it's just stuck.
           | 
           | You also can't argue that they have to dump it overboard
           | because of the costs that the delays will cause, because such
           | costs are explicitly excluded in the 2004 rules on general
           | averages [1]
           | 
           | [1] Rule C, paragraph 3
           | https://shippingandfreightresource.com/wp-
           | content/uploads/20...
        
             | wefgvcd wrote:
             | I could not find a reference to imminent danger in Rule C.
             | Could you please quote the passage you're referring to?
        
               | jdasdf wrote:
               | Rule C is about indirect damages.
               | 
               | The iminent danger i refered to is rule A:
               | 
               | >RULE A1.There is a general average act when, and only
               | when, any extraordinary sacrifice or expenditure is
               | intentionally and reasonably made or incurred for the
               | common safety for the purpose of preserving from peril
               | the property involved in a common maritime adventure.
               | 
               | While imminent danger is not used, the rule itself can
               | only be applied when the jettisoning of cargo is
               | essential to the common safety. This most often happens
               | when the vessel is in imminent danger of sinking and
               | needs to shed weight.
               | 
               | If the only way to get the ship unstuck from there were
               | to jettison stuff out, and there were no way to otherwise
               | free the ship (or safely unload the cargo) then maybe
               | you'd be able to argue in favor of a general average, but
               | given the circumstances that is not the case.
               | 
               | The ship isn't exactly stuck in antartica, so safely
               | unloading, although expensive, is an option that would
               | preclude jettisoning (and therefore the general average)
        
       | mongol wrote:
       | They need to pump out sand from beneath the ship. If it is indeed
       | sand.
        
       | highspeedbus wrote:
       | They could set up pumps to put water on the two spots where it is
       | stuck, and at the same time pump out the water/sand mixture.
       | 
       | This way it will increase the depth and width of the canal just
       | where it is needed.
        
       | richardfey wrote:
       | I wonder whether it has had an impact on drugs price in the
       | streets
        
       | mmcconnell1618 wrote:
       | Don't earthquakes cause liquefaction? Any possibility that you
       | could introduce enough energy (possibly sound) in the correct
       | frequency to make the sand act liquid enough that you could
       | rotate the ship until it is free?
        
         | kortex wrote:
         | I was thinking the same. Get lots of pumps in, drill into the
         | sand bar and pump water to fluidize it. But it's probably still
         | a scale thing, all the proportions involved in this problem are
         | ludicrous.
        
       | Animats wrote:
       | Smit Salvage's current plan is to dredge around the bow and pump
       | out enough fuel to make the ship float higher.[1] More equipment
       | will be brought in.
       | 
       | [1] https://www.tellerreport.com/business/2021-03-26-the-
       | dredgin...
        
       | mallow wrote:
       | solution: Honk the fog horn until the sand vibrates away from the
       | sound.
        
       | lebuffon wrote:
       | This photo gives some perspective
       | 
       | https://globalnews.ca/news/7719176/suez-canal-ship-digger-ex...
        
       | hoseja wrote:
       | The canal, for how important it is, sure hasn't seen much in the
       | way of investment, it seems.
       | 
       | They could have two lanes of concrete-lined canal I'm sure, but
       | it's just a ditch with a tiny excavator.
        
         | tim333 wrote:
         | There has been some
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal#Bypass_expansion
         | 
         | $9bn in 2014
        
       | damontal wrote:
       | Job interview question: how many helicopters would it take to
       | lift it?
        
         | BrianOnHN wrote:
         | 15,000 Chinooks. Good luck finding that many, though.
        
           | sn_master wrote:
           | How about the Skycrane?
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQrUiCd61U
           | 
           | Or Volvo trucks?
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3yw4Qp8bX4
        
       | jmpman wrote:
       | Can they drive pilings on the edge of the canal, and attach
       | cables from the pilings to the boat at various points? Seems like
       | driving pilings is an operation which can be done in parallel,
       | while unloading the containers is mostly serialized. I'm also
       | assuming that wenches connected to pilings are able to pull
       | harder than tug boats.
        
       | sn_master wrote:
       | You can even text now to get its status
       | 
       | https://twitter.com/kelleyrobinson/status/137519912243366298...
        
       | curmudgeon22 wrote:
       | How does liability work in a situation like this? Can other
       | shipping companies sue the at fault company for damages?
        
         | Caligatio wrote:
         | I assume the ship had a pilot from the canal authority which
         | should absolve the shipping company from liability.
         | 
         | There's another thread about a private sailboat transiting the
         | canal and it mentioned several pilot changeovers; I have to
         | imagine a giant container ship had something similar.
         | 
         | Disclaimer: I know nearly nothing about the shipping/canal
         | business.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | ryanmarsh wrote:
       | This thread reminds me similar threads here and elsewhere when
       | Deep Water Horizon's well head was spewing hydrocarbons into the
       | Gulf of Mexico for weeks. The immense scale (depth, pressure,
       | etc) and logistics (distance from shore, open ocean) exceeds
       | everyone's intuitive high-school grasp of physics. The ideas
       | presented are laughable and immediately shot down by people armed
       | with just a few facts (plenty again given the scale and logistics
       | involved).
       | 
       | I'm eager to see what clever solution the engineers eventually
       | pick.
        
       | gesman wrote:
       | How about hard fixing heavy duty winches on the ship itself,
       | attach the other end of cables to the shore and make the ship to
       | pull itself in unstuck direction gradually?
        
       | tilolebo wrote:
       | The pandemic needs to stop ASAP so we can throw a Burning Man
       | Middle East Edition next to that ship.
       | 
       | Days of partying in the desert, opening random containers,
       | driving little excavators. What a blast it would be!
        
         | tim333 wrote:
         | The covid regs in Egypt are pretty relaxed if you want to give
         | it a go.
        
       | qbasic_forever wrote:
       | Comedy option, what wacky cold war era aircraft do we have
       | capable of lifting massive loads like a container ship? Perhaps
       | an enormous fleet of Chinook helicopters could take it straight
       | up?
        
         | eCa wrote:
         | If I understand [1] properly, the Chinook can lift 13 tons[2].
         | 
         | The Evergiven's maximum weight is 200000 tons. So that would be
         | 15000+ Chinooks lifting it. A sight to behold.
         | 
         | Added: Only about 1200 were ever produced, so that won't fly.
         | 
         | [1]
         | https://www.army.mil/article/137584/ch_47_chinook_helicopter
         | 
         | [2] 26000 pounds
        
           | nicbou wrote:
           | Okay but what about rockets?
        
             | colinmhayes wrote:
             | Someone call Elon!
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | eCa wrote:
             | Well, according to[1] elsewhere in this thread, we can use
             | 130 tons as an approximation for lift capacity. So for
             | 200000 tons, that would require 1500 ICMBs connected to the
             | ship and launched at the same time.
             | 
             | Probably more expensive than most other solutions, and I
             | doubt that the Evergiven will be in a good condition
             | afterwards.
             | 
             | [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26586189
        
               | eCa wrote:
               | Apparently I can't spell ICBM.
        
           | gizmo385 wrote:
           | I desperately want someone to photoshop this.
        
             | ryankrage77 wrote:
             | Perhaps mention it to Wren
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZsp1tgXkUI
        
         | qbasic_forever wrote:
         | Oh what about magnetism? Could we wrap the ship in wire and
         | send so much current through that it repels against the Earth's
         | magnetic field and shoots itself right into the atmosphere?
         | Basically building a giant rail gun. Might need a small nuclear
         | power plant or two to make it feasible.
        
           | Denvercoder9 wrote:
           | > Might need a small nuclear power plant or two to make it
           | feasible.
           | 
           | Amazingly, that's a severe underestimation.
           | 
           | The force on a wire carrying current in a magnetic field is
           | given by F = B*I*l, and to move it upwards that force needs
           | to be at least equal to gravity, so equate to F = m*g.
           | 
           | - Let's be generous and assume B = 100 uT = 100 * 10^-6 T.
           | 
           | - Likewise, assume the ship is a rectangular box with sides
           | of 400 m x 100 m, so a circumference of 1000 m, and that we
           | can wrap a wire 100,000 times around it, to give total wire
           | length l = 10^8 m.
           | 
           | - m = 200,000 metric tonne = 2 * 10^8 kg (we assume magic
           | wire that is massless).
           | 
           | - g = 10 m/s^2.
           | 
           | Solving for I yields I = mg/Bl = 2 * 10^5 A. That's a lot of
           | current.
           | 
           | If we assume the wire has a diameter of 10 cm (which is
           | ridiculously high considering we just wrapped it 100,000
           | times around the ship, but whatever) and is made out of
           | copper, it has a resistance of ~200 Ohms. Necessary power to
           | generate such a current is P = I^2*R = 8*10^12 W (= 8000 TW).
           | That's about half the total energy consumption of humanity.
           | 
           | The largest nuclear power plant puts out about 8000 MW, so
           | you'd need a 1000 of them.
        
             | _Microft wrote:
             | The most important thing here is the magicness of the wire.
             | The ship is 60m wide and 30m tall, that makes a
             | circumference of 180m. 0.05m radius, 100000 windings, made
             | of copper with a density of approx. 8900kg/m^3 gives a
             | total mass of approx. 1.3*10^6 tons for the cable alone.
        
               | Denvercoder9 wrote:
               | Yeah, the wire would be heavier than the ship.
               | 
               | That is a relatively fundamental result. With current
               | materials, it's pretty much impossible to levitate
               | anything against Earth's magnetic field. You can't put
               | enough current through a wire to create a force bigger
               | than its own gravity without using unreasonable amounts
               | of power. Even if you put in that power, you'd melt the
               | wire.
        
               | nullsense wrote:
               | Why don't we just melt the ship? If we turn the whole
               | thing into a liquid it could flow down the canal.
        
               | [deleted]
        
             | pedrig wrote:
             | Discussions like these are why I love HN. Sorry for non-
             | constructive response, but this time I just had to say it.
             | Great laugh.
        
             | dghughes wrote:
             | Add another 40,000 tonnes for the empty containers, then
             | probably that again for whatever is in them. Plus probably
             | another 10,000 tonnes for fuel.
             | 
             | Really it may be conservative to say another 100,000 tonnes
             | for all the stuff other than the 200,000 tonnes of the ship
             | itself.
        
               | Denvercoder9 wrote:
               | The 200,000 metric tonne figure was derived from the
               | deadweight tonnage, which is the weight of fuel and cargo
               | a ship can carry, but excludes the weight of the empty
               | ship itself. Wikipedia doesn't list displacement (which
               | is weight of the ship plus cargo) for the Ever Given, but
               | empty weight of modern container ships is on the order of
               | 10% of their capacity, so ignoring the ships empty weight
               | isn't the worst approximation used.
        
             | etxm wrote:
             | So why are you spending all your time gabbing. Get to work!
        
             | gabagool wrote:
             | okay, got it. So that's totally infeasible. what if we
             | "only" had to fire it into the nearby Suez Gulf?
        
               | Denvercoder9 wrote:
               | This calculation only gives the amount of power needed to
               | cancel gravity. It's the minimum power needed to move it
               | up, even if that's just a millimeter.
               | 
               | If you actually want to accelerate it upward to any
               | meaningful speed, you'd need even more power.
        
             | qbasic_forever wrote:
             | Well, on the bright side once we free it with this
             | incredible contraption then we've also solved all of
             | humanity's power needs for a few more centuries. :)
        
               | rogerdickey wrote:
               | Upvoting you just due to username
        
           | stordoff wrote:
           | I've now got the most amazing image in my head of a container
           | ship being fired at the moon.
        
             | qbasic_forever wrote:
             | Hah or if we reverse the polarity maybe we can crush it
             | into something the size of an aluminum can.
        
         | nicbou wrote:
         | What about using a really, really long lever?
        
           | qbasic_forever wrote:
           | Hah that would be incredible. Build something so long that a
           | small child in China steps on it and _WHOOSH_ out goes the
           | ship thousands and thousands of miles away! We 'll use the
           | peak of Mt. Everest as the fulcrum!
        
             | IgorPartola wrote:
             | With levers you trade force for time. How long would a
             | lever like that take to complete its arc?
        
               | engineer_22 wrote:
               | Assume the lever is steel.
               | 
               | The speed of sound in steel is approx. 10,000 ft/s.
               | 
               | The distance from Suez to Beijing is approx. 25,000,000
               | feet.
               | 
               | The time for a force to be applied in Beijing and a
               | reaction in Suez would be ~2,500 seconds - or 1.7 days.
        
         | elihu wrote:
         | Even more whimsical option: Evangelion is set in 2015, which
         | means if we were following their projected technology timeline,
         | we could just unload the ship by Eva. Probably unit 0, because
         | Rei tends to get the crappy jobs. Not Asuka, she'd turn it into
         | a contest of who could sink the most tugboats by throwing
         | containers at them or something like that.
         | 
         | The Evas can be airlifted anywhere in the world, but IIRC they
         | have about five minutes of battery power. So, the biggest
         | logistical problem would be getting suitable power on site.
         | What are the voltage/current/frequency requirements of an Eva
         | charger? How many months/years would it take to charge an Eva
         | with a J1772 port or whatever they use in that part of the
         | world? Looks like the nearest Tesla superchargers are in Israel
         | and Jordan, which is too far even if they were compatible.
         | Maybe NERV has a mobile generator?
         | 
         | The Jet Alone folks could put in a competing bid, but their
         | robot would just get sabotaged again.
        
           | andygates wrote:
           | This looks like a job for demilitarised Jaegers.
        
         | tzs wrote:
         | The best comedy approach is to hire Planet Express to fly in a
         | giant can of WD-40. That stuff will get anything unstuck.
        
           | nullsense wrote:
           | Seriously underrated idea.
        
         | afarrell wrote:
         | An entire fleet of Chinook helecopters would blow a mighty
         | draft of air downward onto the ship, holding it in place.
        
         | jacquesm wrote:
         | Not a chance. 224,000 _tons_. But you could use those to lift
         | containers off one-by-one. Then you still have to move the ship
         | but maybe when it is unloaded it can be done.
        
         | neartheplain wrote:
         | Better Cold War option:
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare
         | 
         | The ship's a total loss, but Egypt also gets a new lake!
        
           | HPsquared wrote:
           | Those passing through the area afterwards might not like that
           | idea.
        
           | qbasic_forever wrote:
           | You know there's probably someone doing the cost-benefit
           | analysis right now to see if just digging a new canal channel
           | around the ship would be faster and cheaper than removing it.
        
             | neartheplain wrote:
             | Why dig when you can blast?
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Chagan
        
               | mark_mart wrote:
               | I see you like to blast things hah. That canal was built
               | in 10 years.
        
               | nullsense wrote:
               | Peter Thiel would ask "ok, but how would build it in 6
               | months?"
        
               | 205guy wrote:
               | The canal expansion in 2014 was actually completed in one
               | year:
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal_Area_Development
               | _Pr...
        
             | [deleted]
        
         | Philadelphia wrote:
         | Just use the Philadelphia Experiment technology to teleport it
         | to another dimension
        
           | salawat wrote:
           | Now that's an idea I can get behind, but unfortunately, the
           | guy with classification authority over that material didn't
           | write down where it was eventually stored...
           | 
           | In fact we can't find him anywhere...
        
         | a_t48 wrote:
         | Just attach some thrusters to the dang thing and we are good -
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPg4JP1WzQc
        
         | munk-a wrote:
         | I'd be amazed if the density of weight on the ship is such that
         | an arbitrarily large fleet of Chinooks could actually safely
         | accomplish this. And helicopters flying in a dense formation
         | under strain is quite likely to result in a lot of really big
         | problems.
        
           | qbasic_forever wrote:
           | The rotor wash beneath it all would be breathtaking.. and
           | might blow all the water out of the canal. :)
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | Which makes me think - what about using all these choppers
             | to blow the water _in_ - and keep it there? :).
             | 
             | (I assume this is an equivalent problem to the lifting
             | problem, as the extra pressure they'd be fighting would be
             | that of the ship displacing water.)
        
               | munk-a wrote:
               | That's actually an interesting idea - set up a temporary
               | lock/dam on either side of the ship to float it. If,
               | instead of a boring dam made out of concrete or something
               | "normal" we used a fleet of Chinooks then all the better!
               | 
               | I do believe this is probably one of the solutions that's
               | being investigated but I also believe it's
               | 
               | 1. Super expensive to construct an impromptu dam under
               | water
               | 
               | 2. Floating a listing ship can result in more severe
               | listing if you're not careful (See, for instance, the
               | fact that when a ship beaches itself while the tide is
               | out it's initially bad news - and when the tide starts to
               | come back in it becomes significantly worse news.
               | 
               | Learning and humor are fun together!
        
             | munk-a wrote:
             | Somebody get Randall Munroe on the phone - I think we've
             | found the next What-If topic.
        
           | smegger001 wrote:
           | Yeah because what we really need to fix this situation is
           | several hundred giant blenders exploding in mid air fireball
           | of high velocity steel on top of the jammed ship
        
             | kuzko_topia wrote:
             | Absolutely glorious, though I'm wondering what recent
             | synced drones could do for that instead of faking
             | foreworks.
        
           | Izkata wrote:
           | Now I wonder...
           | 
           | Let's assume it was possible. Would the force of lifting that
           | much mass be enough to shift the earth in a measurable way?
           | (I'm assuming it would be a lot stronger lifting it into the
           | air than what floating on the water produces, but have no
           | idea what the math would be)
        
             | lisper wrote:
             | F=ma no matter what, so if things aren't accelerating, the
             | force isn't changing, it's just being transferred to the
             | earth by other means. In this case, it would be through the
             | air rather than the water.
        
               | Izkata wrote:
               | It is as it's lifted though, right?
        
               | lisper wrote:
               | I don't understand the question. Try restating the
               | question without using the word "it".
        
               | Izkata wrote:
               | The ship is accelerating as it's lifted though, right?
        
               | lisper wrote:
               | Yes, but the ship is _already_ being accelerated upwards
               | by the surface of the earth at 9.8 m /s^2. If you were to
               | lift it, you'd do it very, very slowly, so you'd increase
               | the acceleration (temporarily) to, say, 9.8000001 m/s^2.
               | The extra force required to do that is very small.
               | 
               | Note that ships actually _are_ accelerated up and down in
               | the Panama canal, which has locks. (The Suez doesn 't.)
               | That amounts to pretty much the same thing. It doesn't
               | matter whether the forces are transferred to the earth
               | via a column of water or a column of air.
        
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         | sixstringtheory wrote:
         | It has a 20,000 container capacity, so if it's full and you
         | could unload them at a rate of 1 per minute (assuming multiple
         | choppers) it would take 2 weeks with no stopping, but I assume
         | the frequency would be much lower than that so you're talking
         | possibly months to unload even a fraction of them.
        
           | josiahq wrote:
           | Yeah, from the middle out.
        
             | IAmGraydon wrote:
             | Someone grab a whiteboard...
        
           | munk-a wrote:
           | Also - it's quite possible it'd further beach itself during
           | the unloading unless you replaced the mass in an easily
           | removable manner... To which end I'd like to suggest self-
           | launching lead trebuchets.
        
             | sverhagen wrote:
             | I understand this is all not realistic, but since we're
             | just spitballing here, before I realized how many
             | containers we're even talking about here, I had rather
             | wondered if lifting off a lesser number of containers in
             | the right place would be exactly right to shift the
             | weight/balance for the ship to get unstuck.
        
               | munk-a wrote:
               | That might be the case - also, just for the serious - a
               | less silly recommendation. This is what ballast does
               | (sorta) and replacing the containers with water (i.e. in
               | inflatable reservoirs) that can quickly be pumped out
               | might be a reasonable way to Inidiana Jones your way into
               | tricking the rolling boulder and/or listing vessel.
        
         | leesec wrote:
         | Not even close. This ship is absolutely giant.
        
           | qbasic_forever wrote:
           | Hrm change of plans, let's pull a few ICBMs out and set them
           | up on each corner with massive tow lines. We'll get it out
           | the way in an instant... and into low earth orbit minutes
           | later!
        
             | garaetjjte wrote:
             | ICBMs won't do it, we need something stronger.
             | 
             | I cannot find how much ship weights itself, but deadweight
             | tonnage which is about 200000t. Let's assume 300000t.
             | Thrust of Saturn V S-IC stage is 3300t, with diameter of
             | 10m, empty mass of 130t and 2150t of propellant for 150s
             | burn time. It would need nearly 300 fully fuelled S-IC
             | stages to lift it! Which is a bit too much, as with 400x60m
             | ship area we can only fit about 240 stages. But as we're
             | _definitely_ not going into orbit anyway we can reduce
             | propellant amount for shorter burn time. Cutting propellant
             | by half reducing burn time to 75s we only need around 143
             | stages, fitting on ship with room to spare.
             | 
             | So in that regard it is doable. But there's problem of what
             | to do with all the exhaust, as rockets obviously aren't
             | designed for pulling load attached to the bottom...
        
               | qbasic_forever wrote:
               | We'll dig down beneath the ship hundreds and hundreds of
               | feet to build the rocket from below, with huge exhaust
               | shafts to let the pressure exit.
        
               | rogerdickey wrote:
               | What about setting off a nuclear bomb underneath the
               | ship?
        
             | WJW wrote:
             | Ya no. An ICBM like the
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SM-65_Atlas has a launch
             | thrust of only 1,300 kN, or about 130 tons. That would lift
             | about 4 of the 20000 containers aboard.
        
             | lstodd wrote:
             | Forget it.
             | 
             | Let's just nuke it, them nuclear weapons have to be
             | disposed of somehow, and the channel needs some expansion,
             | it seems.
        
               | smegger001 wrote:
               | well lets just dig out the old mothballed project
               | plowshare out of the coldwar toolbox and see what we can
               | do.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare
        
             | pjc50 wrote:
             | If I've done the maths right, you need a force of two
             | billion Newton to lift it, and even if you round up a
             | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGM-30_Minuteman to 1MN you
             | still need two thousand of them. ICBMs are not that big.
             | 
             | Use musk's starship and you need >166 of them...
        
               | qbasic_forever wrote:
               | Drat, we never should have given up on nuclear powered
               | rocket engines in the 50s!
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | a9h74j wrote:
             | Kessler has entered the chat.
        
         | dharmab wrote:
         | The Mil V-12 was built to lift ICBMs, and could easily lift any
         | container.
         | 
         | https://youtu.be/yOApFeEgHcE
        
         | erulabs wrote:
         | (200,000 short tons) / (130,000 pounds lifting capacity) =
         | 3,076 Spruce... Geese.
        
           | qbasic_forever wrote:
           | I'm imagining an incredible system of hooks setup so that the
           | fleet of Spruce Gooses pass over at low altitude and speed,
           | snare the hooks, and _YOINK_ pull it right out in one pass.
        
             | ceejayoz wrote:
             | It's been done.
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulton_surface-to-
             | air_recovery...
        
         | elihu wrote:
         | Maybe supplement the Chinooks with V-22 Ospreys and Harriers?
        
           | jacquesm wrote:
           | Not enough of them in the world.
           | 
           | This thing is truly massive.
        
       | tejado wrote:
       | Can you implement an API for that? ;)
        
       | lovemenot wrote:
       | Eureka! Make the water sufficiently dense by dissolving salt or
       | another chemical into it. And/or chilling it.
        
       | IAmGraydon wrote:
       | Can someone here run the numbers on coating the whole thing in a
       | half inch of peanut butter and unleashing an army of hungry
       | squirrels to eat their way through? I'm not saying it's the
       | perfect solution, but it's the best shot we've got.
        
       | davidw wrote:
       | I guess it's pretty complicated, but if it were less stuck, I
       | wonder if they could use the anchors to winch it out of the
       | tricky spot it's in. Use a tug to drop one on the other side of
       | the canal, then pull it in to move the boat sideways.
        
         | agrajag wrote:
         | You're breaking the anchor chain or housing in that case. The
         | problem with just trying to pull the thing out is it's
         | extremely likely to cause a leak and then becomes even harder
         | to move.
        
       | jay_kyburz wrote:
       | Anybody know at what point the backed up ships start taking the
       | long way around? (Around Africa!)
        
         | bertmuthalaly wrote:
         | It might be already happening?
         | https://twitter.com/AriaCallaghan/status/1375154205233721348
        
       | donaldo wrote:
       | Wow, didn't know it was stuck horizontally. Hope they can fix it.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | cghendrix wrote:
       | Wonder how the data for the actual position of the ship is
       | obtained or if it's estimated and just hard coded on to the map?
       | 
       | I always love sites that are question in the domain with answers
       | in the webpage as the main content.
        
         | samizdis wrote:
         | You can see it here: https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000
        
           | Animats wrote:
           | Yes. I notice that the two Maersk freighters behind the Ever
           | Given are no longer there. It looks like all traffic has been
           | cleared from the canal on both sides. Zoom out. The north end
           | of the Gulf of Suez looks like a parking lot. So does the Med
           | north of Port Said. So does Fayed, the lake in the middle of
           | the canal.
           | 
           | Smit, the big Dutch salvage firm, has been called in and
           | already has their first heavy equipment, a dredger, on site.
           | "Days to weeks" is all they'll say. The good case is that
           | they pump fuel and ballast water out of the ship, plus some
           | dredging, and it floats free. The not so good case is they
           | bring in a big crane and start unloading containers. The bad
           | case is that the ship is partly sunk and will have to be
           | patched and refloated. The really bad case is that the hull
           | is so badly damaged that the ship has to be cut apart in
           | place.
           | 
           | Meanwhile, shipping from China to Europe is now US$4000/TEU.
           | Usually it's around US$1000. China's "Belt and Road" rail
           | plan may pay off.
        
             | jtbayly wrote:
             | > China's "Belt and Road" rail plan may pay off.
             | 
             | That's great conspiracy theory fodder right there. :)
             | 
             | Edit: perhaps it's not so far fetched, if the boat drew a
             | giant penis before getting stuck.
        
             | jacquesm wrote:
             | Removing ballast from a ship with such a heavy top load is
             | _super_ risky. That could turn  'days or weeks' into
             | 'months or years'.
        
             | stragies wrote:
             | Or the super-extra-bad case: The ship breaks while
             | attempting to pull it free. Pieces of ship + 20000
             | containers in the canal. How long would it be blocked for.
             | Full-spectrum catastrophe!
        
               | laurent92 wrote:
               | How far could it go? Could it go political about Egypt's
               | management of the crisis?
        
         | ceejayoz wrote:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_identification_syste...
         | 
         | See the "Broadcast information" section.
         | 
         | Position, heading, speed, unique ID, etc. are all broadcast
         | "every 2 to 10 seconds".
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | lacker wrote:
         | I know very little about boat data but I was also curious; it
         | looks like it is using Vesselfinder which in turn uses data
         | from this AIS system.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_identification_syste...
         | 
         | There is as much information as a normal human could want to
         | know about how ship location data is tracked ;-)
        
         | onedognight wrote:
         | On iOS you can use Vessel Finder Pro. It provides a real-time
         | world map of all (for some reasonable definition of all) ships.
         | Most of maps views I have seen of this ship are just screen
         | shots from this app. I paid the $10 just to confirm this fact
         | yesterday as Ship Finder, my old standby, didn't have it.
        
         | munk-a wrote:
         | This is one particular outlet[1] for that data but, AFAIK, all
         | modern commercial vessels continuously report their location
         | via satellite or, preferably, coastal AIS. That data is
         | collected by something then APIs happen along with aggregation
         | and probably more APIs and... after all that, the data is
         | pretty widely available.
         | 
         | Ship location isn't considered privileged security information
         | which was a bit surprising to me since pirates are still a
         | thing, but yea - that's the state of the world.
         | 
         | Edit: Apparently I forgot to include the link, here it is:
         | 
         | 1.
         | https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:32.5/cente...
        
           | WJW wrote:
           | It's super useful to know the location, speed and course of
           | other vessels nearby for navigational purposes. For those few
           | regions where piracy is a serious issue, vessels are either
           | escorted by navy ships in convoys, arrange private security
           | contractors or turn off AIS. The benefits of hiding yourself
           | don't outweigh the downsides though, especially not in
           | "civilized" oceans.
        
           | laurent92 wrote:
           | > isn't considered privileged information
           | 
           | Not only that, but Bloomberg terminals have the ship
           | locations in real time because it impacts trading a lot:
           | Petrol, ore, cereals, etc.
        
           | cricalix wrote:
           | As a small vessel (10 metres) owner and operator, it's quite
           | nice that AIS operates over VHF. I can install an AIS
           | receiver and see precisely what's coming my way, and the
           | instrumentation available to me can predict whether I might
           | collide with the ship, or if I'll pass ahead/behind (I prefer
           | behind). Useful in the dark when distance is hard to gauge.
           | 
           | Saw on twitter the other day that one vessel going past the
           | east coast of Africa had changed their info field
           | (destination I think) to "ARMED GUARD ONBOARD"..
        
             | bmurray7jhu wrote:
             | Twitter link:
             | 
             | https://twitter.com/lemonodor/status/1374803809696817154
        
         | cricalix wrote:
         | VesselFinder and MarineTraffic use the data broadcast by
         | vessels on AIS[0]. The AIS devices can be programmed with the
         | dimensions of the vessel, location of the AIS GPS antenna
         | relative to the vessel (ie, is it right aft, or in the middle,
         | etcetera), and uses sensor data from the network bus to get
         | direction, speed and the like. So yeah, if the ship's AIS is
         | saying "I'm at latitude, longitude doing 0 knots, last reported
         | course was 73 degrees", the websites can generate a somewhat
         | accurate picture.
         | 
         | 0:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_identification_syste...
        
       | cgdub wrote:
       | A single canal is a single point of failure. We need to have
       | multiple canals to handle unexpected failures.
        
         | cr1895 wrote:
         | Well, you can always sail around.
        
       | aidenn0 wrote:
       | A balloon half a kilometer in radius filled with hydrogen should
       | be able to float the ship.
        
         | BrianOnHN wrote:
         | How would you acquire that much hydrogen, and how much would it
         | cost?
        
           | aidenn0 wrote:
           | Hydrogen is cheap; That's only about $42M at today's prices.
           | 
           | If it wasn't clear the whole "lift it with a balloon" thing
           | was a joke though
        
       | bruiseralmighty wrote:
       | People on here pretending they are going to move the ship with
       | all the liability and competing cargo claims.
       | 
       | In 3 months that ship will still be there and they will have dug
       | a new divert to move the canal around it.
       | 
       | With modern methods and tools they could probably divert a 3 mile
       | section of the canal in less time than it would take to move this
       | ship and its cargo.
        
       | edub wrote:
       | This is an awful amount of weight to be moved. But one thing it
       | has going is that all of the weight is on a vessel that is
       | designed to float. We have canal locks that can lift ships this
       | size.
       | 
       | So my crazy idea is to build a reverse cofferdam around the ship
       | with Larssen steel pilings and pump water into it until the ship
       | floats and straighten the ship and remove the pilings.
        
       | lurquer wrote:
       | My prediction:
       | 
       | The ship isn't going anywhere. It will need to be disassembled.
        
       | jaza wrote:
       | It's probably gonna be stuck for a while. I'd suggest that all
       | other ships get started on the scenic detour. Set course for Cape
       | of Good Hope.
        
       | zepearl wrote:
       | Earlier today By clicking on some "dots" queued up on that map I
       | think that I saw a ship tagged to transport "livestock" => that
       | might become a small tragedy if they don't manage to clear
       | quickly the channel - those chicken/goats/dont_know_what might be
       | due to die anyway once they reach their destination, but dying of
       | hunger/thirst packed aboard a ship might be worse... :(
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | nickthemagicman wrote:
       | Apparently the Suez shaves off 3 days of travel time and saves
       | $360,000 of fuel.
       | 
       | If we're talking weeks to get unstuck, they better head around
       | the tip of Africa.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | superjan wrote:
       | Who designed this critical piece of infrastructure with a single
       | point of failure?
        
         | tim333 wrote:
         | It's kind of evolved starting from the ancient canals of 500 BC
         | or so. They've upgraded some of it to 2 parallel channels but
         | not the bit the Ever Given is stuck in yet unfortunately.
        
       | maury91 wrote:
       | You are all missing the simple solution: construct another canal
       | next to it, so the other ships can continue to pass.
       | 
       | ( I'm joking, do not take this as a serious solution )
        
         | tomerv wrote:
         | I actually don't understand why this isn't the best option
         | right now. The east bank is mostly empty, and the channel is
         | pretty shallow. You could probably construct a 1km detour
         | within a few weeks with relatively low cost. Seems like a good
         | way to hedge the bet of getting it unstuck.
        
           | DonCopal wrote:
           | > within a few weeks
           | 
           | Haha, no. Just no.
        
       | intrasight wrote:
       | The movie rights should pay for some of the salvage costs
        
       | beams wrote:
       | Is it strange to anyone that we load ships to this capacity? Is
       | this the standard procedure?
       | 
       | I'm essentially wondering why this is more cost-effective than
       | building more, smaller ships.
        
         | Caligatio wrote:
         | If you can guarantee that the ship can be routinely filled to
         | capacity, it's almost always economical to build the biggest
         | ship you can. These things are often built to the maximum size
         | that will fit into the canal that they transit.
         | 
         | I thought I remember reading that this ship was designed to
         | meet the Suez canal specs.
        
       | lucideer wrote:
       | > _It has cost us $30 billion dollars, so far..._
       | 
       | This valuation is based on Lloyd's list's valuation of Suez
       | traffic at ~$10 billion / day, but surely that would require all
       | traffic to be permanently lost (rather than delayed) to add up to
       | a concrete loss. Spoilage might be an issue with some cargo, plus
       | there's other costs to delay, but I can't imagine the eventual
       | loss will be anything close to $10 billion / day (excepting
       | obvious large unknowns like market speculation).
        
       | kyberias wrote:
       | Has anyone called Elon Musk yet?
        
         | hadora wrote:
         | i had to create an account to say that you made me chuckle.
         | Thank you very much
        
       | acd10j wrote:
       | Some of the news stories like this:
       | https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/giant-container-ship-blocking-...
       | are claiming that ship is partially free, what does it mean ? I
       | am confused ....
        
         | tim333 wrote:
         | I think there were some false reports. It's still stuck.
        
       | nickysielicki wrote:
       | I'd like to understand why this hasn't happened before. What was
       | special about this ship, this passage, etc.?
        
       | markvdb wrote:
       | Build a bypass in the empty desert to the east of where the ship
       | is stranded.
       | 
       | Deal with getting this ship unstuck in parallel.
        
         | tim333 wrote:
         | Might take a while.
        
       | etxm wrote:
       | You can also text for status: (586) 800-BOAT
       | 
       | https://twitter.com/kelleyrobinson/status/137519912243366298...
        
       | barbegal wrote:
       | It will be weeks before this ship is free.
       | 
       | Fuel and oil can be pumped out but that only makes up a fraction
       | of the total weight of the vessel. Containers can be unloaded but
       | again the lightest will be at the top so a significant number
       | will need to be removed to make a big enough difference. And
       | unloading them will be a slow process. You can maybe unload a few
       | per hour with helicopters. There doesn't exist any infrastructure
       | which could get to that location and lift off containers. You
       | could build a custom crane barge but that would take at least a
       | month to fabricate and get to the site. The easiest way to remove
       | containers will be using cutting equipment, winches and possibly
       | explosives. It won't be easy and will likely take several weeks
       | to unload a significant number of containers, the ship and
       | containers will be damaged in the process.
       | 
       | That leaves dredging the sand under the ship. Again the
       | infrastructure to do this rapidly doesn't exist. You can dig out
       | the sand around the ship but there is a huge amount that the ship
       | is resting on. It will take specialist dredging equipment to
       | start removing this sand.
        
         | rocqua wrote:
         | Could you replace dredging with just a whole lot of flowing
         | water? Pump water under the hull, let the sand turn into mud,
         | have the weight of the ship push the mud to the side. As the
         | ship gets lower and lower, less of its weight becomes supported
         | by the sand.
         | 
         | The mud would still flow to the sides. You might wanna do some
         | dredging over there to give the mud somewhere to go, and make
         | more manouvring space. But in any case, this way you can move a
         | whole lot of sand with very basic equipment. You can't move it
         | far, or move it "up" but you can move it.
        
         | mark_mart wrote:
         | Should we also count the effort needed to put these containers
         | back to vessel? Same for fuel.
        
           | Sebb767 wrote:
           | No. The blockage is the problem; anything on that ship is
           | basically irrelevant from an economical perspective.
           | Especially when we're talking about weeks of downtime.
        
             | brian_cloutier wrote:
             | Who internalizes those costs though?
             | 
             | Only the owner of the ship is allowed to harm it and the
             | owner would like the cargo to remain undamaged. I suppose
             | the many other entities which would like to use the canal
             | could pay the owner enough to make damaging the ship and
             | cargo economical?
             | 
             | Egypt might be able to unilaterally decide to destroy the
             | ship but I don't know how much benefit Egypt gets from
             | keeping the canal open, they might not have a strong
             | incentive either way.
             | 
             | I agree with you that collectively we should be able to say
             | the safety of the ship is unimportant compared to all the
             | other cargo which needs to get through that canal. However,
             | 2020 should have made it clear that we're not good at
             | solving that kind of coordination problem.
        
               | NoOneNew wrote:
               | I feel like theres a lot of international and maritime
               | laws Egypt would violate if they just decide to blow the
               | cargo ship without consent from all parties. This would
               | make further trade relations with anyone... sour?
        
               | _ph_ wrote:
               | Trade relations with the country which controls the Suez
               | canal? I would guess no nation depending on international
               | trade would rather have the canal free. So no one would
               | blame Egypt, if they decided to blow up the ship.
               | 
               | However, blowing up the ship is likely to create a even
               | bigger mess, so that is the biggest reason that it is
               | still there.
        
         | the8472 wrote:
         | > Again the infrastructure to do this rapidly doesn't exist.
         | 
         | The UAE used several sand-vacuuming ships to build their
         | artificial islands, wouldn't those do the job?
        
           | float4 wrote:
           | The dredging for that project was done by a Belgian and a
           | Dutch company, and I don't think they left their ships and
           | equipment there afterwards.
        
             | Denvercoder9 wrote:
             | That Dutch company has now been called in to fix this,
             | though.
        
               | sn_master wrote:
               | That company is the same one that raised the Kursk!
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQJ6IMREvz8
        
               | tifadg1 wrote:
               | What a fascinating watch. To think this was possible in
               | 2001, I wonder how the capabilities have improved since.
        
             | tshaddox wrote:
             | It also took many years.
        
         | maxerickson wrote:
         | The excavators make sense as the first stage of a dredging
         | operation.
        
         | xixixao wrote:
         | Why not roll the containers off the ship - like a stone block
         | of a pyramid? "All you need" is a ramp (or a hole in the side).
        
           | adenozine wrote:
           | Some of the containers are upwards of 10t in weight. It's a
           | good idea, but it's not feasible because of how slowly a ramp
           | structure capable of holding that much could be deployed.
        
         | yoaviram wrote:
         | How about sectioning off a part of the canal around the ship
         | and pumping water in?
        
           | ant6n wrote:
           | That sounds so crazy, it might just work. One would need to
           | build a wall, possibly out of sand, around the ship,
           | including blocking off the suez Canal itself at two spots.
           | 
           | It'sa bit like that Ceasar built two rings of walls when he
           | was besieging the Gauls but was in turn besieged by the Gaul
           | relief army, greatly and suspencefully explained in this
           | video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SU1Ej9Yqt68
        
         | tim333 wrote:
         | They may have a shot Mar 30th - there's a high tide coming.
        
         | quickthrower2 wrote:
         | How about doing nothing? Just let the canal be blocked. Go the
         | long way. All about the journey not thw destination. Give the
         | container owners an NFT of their missing container.
        
           | a9h74j wrote:
           | Wait for sea-level rise to do the work. According to some, it
           | won't be more than twelve years for 3m rise.
           | 
           | Edward Teller: How big is Antarctica?
        
       | cycomanic wrote:
       | Reading through the comments where people come up with solutions,
       | really shows to me that software engineering education is lacking
       | in terms of teaching general engineering principles.
       | 
       | Some of these proposals can be seen as being completely off
       | reality by some basic order of magnitude estimations. Which is
       | something that should be front and center of every engineering
       | education.
        
         | ecf wrote:
         | > really shows to me that software engineering education is
         | lacking in terms of teaching general engineering principles
         | 
         | Correct me if I'm wrong but Hacker News isn't comprised solely
         | of software engineers.
        
           | cycomanic wrote:
           | You are obviously correct (I'm not one myself), but I would
           | suspect that we have a disproportionately high number of them
           | compared to other type of engineers.
        
       | kergonath wrote:
       | I wonder how expensive and complicated it would be to let it
       | there and dig another lane to bypass it.
        
         | FartyMcFarter wrote:
         | Very - there's another thread discussing this. Big ships need a
         | lot of room to turn, so the bypass lane would need to be really
         | long.
        
         | bruiseralmighty wrote:
         | I believe this will be the option they take. Not sure how else
         | they plan to clear the canal of obstacles if the Ever Given
         | ends up capsizing and spilling its cargo.
         | 
         | At that point, you may as well have begun digging a new canal
         | anyways.
        
         | imtringued wrote:
         | If you can dig a whole lane why not dig the current one out?
        
       | ksec wrote:
       | ~15% of the World's trade is dependent on it and this is taking
       | much longer than expected. Why?
        
         | vkou wrote:
         | Because your expectations were far too high.
        
         | zokier wrote:
         | Much longer than expected by whom? Have you seen some scenario
         | planning documentation by canal authorities or others for this
         | sort of situation? Or what are you basing you claim on?
        
         | yuliyp wrote:
         | So yes it affects a lot of trade. But it can be worked around.
         | Ships can sail around Africa or goods can be shipped across the
         | Pacific and across the Panama Canal or via rail across America.
         | Obviously those are more expensive, but the goods will still be
         | transported.
        
         | madeofpalk wrote:
         | Is this taking longer than expected?
        
         | ksm1717 wrote:
         | For real. Why haven't they just mobilized hacker news?
        
           | gizmo385 wrote:
           | "We should take the ship, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE" :D [1]
           | 
           | [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0sTNLdNhuE
        
             | ksm1717 wrote:
             | You can trust that I don't need to follow that link,
             | brother.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | arnaudsm wrote:
         | Extrapolating from the 2014 extensions, building a 2nd backup
         | canal would cost >$8B.
         | 
         | Considering it earns $10B/year to Egypt, I don't know if this
         | short downtime will justify the cost to them.
        
           | kergonath wrote:
           | It is costing much more than that to shipping companies and
           | the broader industry. If that is an option, I am sure they'll
           | find the money. That probably would take much longer than un-
           | sticking the ship, assuming this is possible.
        
         | albertgoeswoof wrote:
         | Because it's hard
        
           | londons_explore wrote:
           | Just dig a new canal around the ship?
           | 
           | A quarter mile diversion can't take that long to dig. The
           | whole canal is 120 miles, so an extra quarter mile they
           | should be able to dig in a few days I would think?
        
             | Hamuko wrote:
             | Sounds easier to just dig through the ship.
        
             | pjc50 wrote:
             | This man doesn't infrastructure.
             | 
             | (If you think it's that easy, pop over and ask if you can
             | have a go on the JCB)
        
               | londons_explore wrote:
               | I actually spent a few weeks of my life driving a JCB
               | commercially...
        
             | phkahler wrote:
             | "Just" widen the canal so it can continue pivoting around
             | the most stuck end until its straight again.
        
             | azornathogron wrote:
             | > The whole canal is 120 miles, so an extra quarter mile
             | they should be able to dig in a few days I would think?
             | 
             | Uh, what? Why would the length of the canal as a whole tell
             | you anything about how long digging a quarter-mile section
             | would take? If the canal as a whole was longer or shorter,
             | would that somehow change your estimate?
        
               | gm3dmo wrote:
               | Just get people who know what they are doing to sort it
               | out.
        
               | londons_explore wrote:
               | Yes it would... I know the suez canal was a once-per-
               | century type infrastructure investment for Egypt. Doing
               | that same investment again probbaly isn't feasible. But
               | doing 0.2% of the work again is starting to sound pretty
               | affordable...
        
               | pjc50 wrote:
               | > suez canal was a once-per-century type infrastructure
               | investment for Egypt.
               | 
               | Once-per-century investment for _France_. It was, like
               | the Eurotunnel, nominally privately funded:
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal_Company but with
               | significant political cover.
        
             | LegitShady wrote:
             | "Quarter mile" is a linear dimension. What is the width?
             | 
             | If you had to estimate the volume of earth in that 'quarter
             | mile', and then estimate the size of an excavator bucket,
             | and the capacity of a dump truck, and the availability of
             | all those things at any given time (even if you ship them
             | in), you'd soon realize that just digging out that earth
             | will take more time.
             | 
             | On top of that, there's going to be FLOW in the canal -
             | what will your diversion to for erosion, pressure on the
             | locks, etc.
             | 
             | You risk damaging the canal itself to deal with a temporary
             | problem if you think you can just 'dig around it' in 5
             | days. My bet is you've never seen how long it takes to plan
             | something with this much risk involved.
             | 
             | This isn't software, you aren't going to Agile it away if
             | you screw it up.
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | Andrew_nenakhov wrote:
             | Volume is ^3 of the linear size. To get a clear picture of
             | how much it is do this:
             | 
             | - launch minecraft in creative mode and make 40x40 pad of
             | steel blocks, 1 block high. You should do it in a few
             | minutes.
             | 
             | - now do a 40x40x40 cube. Good luck for the rest of your
             | day.
        
             | ben509 wrote:
             | You're swapping moving a mostly hollow ship with containers
             | for moving a far larger volume of solid earth.
        
             | ClumsyPilot wrote:
             | Lol no
        
             | gizmo385 wrote:
             | This sounds eerily similar to "Just add the new feature, it
             | can't take that long". Things are complicated.
        
               | spookthesunset wrote:
               | I mean it is just typing... how hard can it be?
        
         | dekhn wrote:
         | because it's "cheaper" to build a SPOF and then handle the
         | exceptions when they come.
        
           | JKCalhoun wrote:
           | Ship is no longer on the happy path.
        
         | panzagl wrote:
         | It's stuck like a couch in a stairwell.
        
           | smiley1437 wrote:
           | Pivot!
        
           | RantyDave wrote:
           | Except it's a couch with a bulbous bow that got buried into
           | the side of the stairwell, which just happens to be made of
           | clay. I assume the stern is stuck, too.
           | 
           | And all you have to remove it is a pin. So, this is going to
           | take a while.
        
           | dkarl wrote:
           | Oh, dear. Time travelers really ought to be more careful.
        
             | phkahler wrote:
             | Yeah, they forgot their towel.
        
           | dr_orpheus wrote:
           | Do you think getting David Schwimmer to come yell "Pivot!"
           | would help?
        
         | fuzzy2 wrote:
         | Because it's, you know, stuck. If they accidentally sink it,
         | the cleanup will be even more messy.
        
           | RantyDave wrote:
           | I think it would be very, very difficult to sink. Quite aside
           | from the (hopefully) large number of bulkheads and other such
           | safety measures, the ship will be close to maximum draft for
           | the canal and as such would only be able to sink a metre or
           | two anyway. True, you'd then need to refloat it in situ,
           | which would not be fun ... and it would probably just become
           | more stuck rather than less.
           | 
           | I think it's just going to take time and lots of digging.
        
             | fuzzy2 wrote:
             | Yes, it probably wouldn't irreparably sink or something
             | like that. Still, specialized recovery work would take even
             | more time. Not to mention the possibility of containers
             | falling down.
             | 
             | Best to take it slow and steady.
        
           | gm3dmo wrote:
           | Suez canal is 24 meters deep. i count 9 iso containers
           | stacked high on the deck (an iso container is 2.59m high).
           | 
           | Smit will be making bank on this.
        
         | blhack wrote:
         | One of the largest ships in the world has run aground. How long
         | did you expect it would take to salvage it?
        
         | nabla9 wrote:
         | ~30% of World container traffic goes trough it.
         | 
         | Many bulk carriers exceed Suezmax limits and can't go trough.
        
         | dcolkitt wrote:
         | My question, for those who know more about this domain than me,
         | is this a problem that enough money could fix? If the
         | governments of the world wrote a $1 trillion blank check, would
         | that be enough to get the ship out in the next 24 hours?
         | 
         | Or is this a problem that money alone can't solve?
        
           | _ph_ wrote:
           | Money can do very little here. The problem is, the solution
           | probably requires rather heavy equipment. Like floating
           | cranes to unload the containers or giant excavators. This
           | equipment exists and the costs for doing the operations would
           | be miniscule compared to the costs of the blocked channel.
           | But the problem is moving such equipment to Egypt. These
           | floating cranes might be in the Netherlands right now and the
           | only way to get them to Suez is to drive them there at
           | perhaps 20kph. So it could take like 2 weeks at minimum to
           | get the equipment there. This is a very fundamental problem.
           | Transport by road or railroad still would take like a week
           | but is limited to things which are not much larger than
           | containers and the maximum weight a helicopter can lift is
           | like 10 tons. The largest aircraft can lift over 300 tons but
           | only as long as the freight fits into the aircraft. Oh, and
           | there is only one of it :p. So anything larger has to
           | literally shipped to the location. The only good news is, the
           | site is reachable by oceangoing vessels :)
           | 
           | So there are two fundamental challenges:
           | 
           | - come up with a good plan how to get the ship out of there
           | 
           | - transport the necessary equipment quickly to the site. This
           | step can easily take weeks.
        
           | johnchristopher wrote:
           | Let the answers to your question be a caution to all the Musk
           | and Star Trek fans around here: like this ship, not matter
           | how much money you throw at mars terra-forming, FTL drives
           | and climate change reversal or control technology some things
           | have non-negotiable deadlines.
        
           | dghlsakjg wrote:
           | There is a limited number of people that have the expertise,
           | and equipment to pull it off, and it takes them time even if
           | they had been standing by at the accident site. Money isn't
           | the issue right now. I'm a mariner, but not a salvage law
           | expert, but the ship and the cargo on it are effectively the
           | collateral for whoever removes this thing, so money is likely
           | not an issue.
           | 
           | This is now an engineering and logisitics problem. What is
           | necessary for the ship to be floating again? And what
           | equipment is needed for that to happen? If it isn't already
           | at hand, how can they get the equipment there (there is
           | navigable water nearby, but there may be no way to unload
           | heavy equipment onto the land).
        
           | cricalix wrote:
           | We're discussing a ship that is 400 metres long, 59 metres
           | wide, and has a draft of 16 metres[0]. It's carrying
           | somewhere over 18,000 containers, each of which could weight
           | up to 27,000 kg[1]. It's unlikely that all of them weigh that
           | much, but still, they can be heavy.
           | 
           | The load has been very carefully placed on the ship to ensure
           | maximum stability. So the heavy loads are probably deeper in
           | the hull and the lighter loads are higher up. When ships get
           | unloaded in port, it's unlikely that all the containers are
           | for that port, so an intricate dance starts - offloading some
           | containers, moving other ones to maintain the balance, and
           | loading new ones. At all times, you have to keep the load
           | within tolerances so that your ship doesn't go "I'm out!" and
           | roll over.
           | 
           | So yeah, money alone can't solve this in 24 hours. They've
           | got to calculate the load changes when they offload
           | containers, so that you don't accidentally cause the ship to
           | roll over in the canal. You're not going to stop that
           | happening with a few bits of rope tied to some concrete
           | pillars in the ground..
           | 
           | [0] https://www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/EVER-GIVEN-
           | IMO-9811000-...
           | 
           | [1] https://www.dsv.com/en/our-solutions/modes-of-
           | transport/sea-...
        
             | cricalix wrote:
             | And as a bit more context, the cranes that are used at
             | ports are capable of moving 60+ tonnes[0] - physics becomes
             | a bit of a problem when your crane is a lever..
             | 
             | 0: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container_crane
        
             | anyfoo wrote:
             | Is it even that easy to get any containers off the ship,
             | without the machinery and infrastructure at ports?
             | 
             | Is it common at all to get containers off a ship outside of
             | docking areas?
        
               | WJW wrote:
               | Certainly not common, but it can be done with specialized
               | vessels.
        
               | cricalix wrote:
               | Well, they fall off of ships all the time, especially in
               | rough weather (all the time is hyperbole, but it
               | absolutely happens). So sure, you can probably push one
               | off with a pretty big lever, but shipping containers are
               | actually designed to "clip" together to an extent, to
               | make the load more solid. Problem is, the canal is only
               | about 24 metres deep, so you're going to end up blocking
               | the canal with containers instead if you just push them
               | off.
               | 
               | The modern shipping world is _all_ about containers,
               | container cranes, and container ships. 99 Percent
               | Invisible hosted some episodes of the Containers podcast
               | [0] that will probably provide some insight.
               | 
               | 0: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/containers-
               | ships-tugs...
        
               | jacquesm wrote:
               | This baby can do it:
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-26
               | 
               | It will take time but that thing has the capacity.
        
           | sliken wrote:
           | Well it's a question of odds. Hard to imagine you couldn't
           | get a big auger, drill a bunch of holes, put a bunch of
           | telephone poles into the holes and start running steel cables
           | + winch from each one to the end of the ship. Repeat on the
           | other end of the canal/ship and start applying ever more
           | force to realign the ship with the canal.
           | 
           | Question is, what would happen? Would the ship move the sand
           | it's embedded in, realign with the deepest part of the
           | channel and move off?
           | 
           | Or would the (potentially already damaged) hull breach?
        
           | chki wrote:
           | I'm also just speculating but my understanding is that there
           | is already a lot of money behind this and that it simply
           | takes time for companies specialized in salvaging ships to
           | physically get there with their equipment and also develop a
           | solution that works.
           | 
           | I don't think more money would make those companies work
           | faster and I don't think there is some reasonable alternative
           | solution available other than using these companies.
        
           | kergonath wrote:
           | At some point no amount of money is enough to overcome
           | Physics.
        
           | tim333 wrote:
           | For $1trn you could maybe nuke it and then rebuild the ship
           | plus adjacent bits of Egypt? I'm not sure health and safety
           | would approve.
        
         | Denvercoder9 wrote:
         | Nine women can't make a baby in a month. Some things just take
         | time, regardless of how much resources you throw at it.
        
           | Black101 wrote:
           | Somebody just have to come up with a good idea.... IE: blow
           | up a boat load of C4 on the side of it...
        
             | munk-a wrote:
             | I'm pretty certain if you nuked the container ship you'd
             | solve the first problem - it'd be messy and expensive but
             | if you could explosively throw chunks out of the canal you
             | could _probably_ resume service.
             | 
             | And just imagine how badass the canal would look if we
             | glassed the banks and lined them with some LEDs!
             | 
             | (please don't do this)
        
               | azornathogron wrote:
               | I think you might inadvertently create a few new problems
               | if you did this.
        
               | munk-a wrote:
               | I was thinking the same thing - that glassed canal would
               | probably be so scenic that you'd cause several future
               | traffic jams from private vessels and romantic cruises
               | charting a path through the already near-capacity canal.
        
             | krisoft wrote:
             | Just in case you are not joking, what do you think blowing
             | up C4 at the side of the ship would achieve?
        
               | Black101 wrote:
               | Yeah joking, but if the ship could survive the blast,
               | maybe it could move the boat or move the dirt that is
               | keeping it still
        
             | WJW wrote:
             | The canal is just 10 metres deeper than the ship and it's
             | more than 10 metres high, so just blowing up the ship is
             | not enough to clear the canal. You also need to take away
             | the 200 million kg of steel afterwards. At that point it's
             | easier to just wait for the Really Big Tugboats to come
             | over.
        
               | nomy99 wrote:
               | not if you blow up so hard that there is a massive
               | crater. Then let nature fill it up. Isn't the canal
               | connected to large waterways on both ends
        
               | jacquesm wrote:
               | Worst case you end up with a nice replacement for
               | Arecibo.
        
               | laurent92 wrote:
               | Something like this? Is this why they've asked all other
               | ships to back up?
               | https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1699656-world-war-iii
        
           | xbar wrote:
           | That's not exactly the problem here.
        
             | johnchristopher wrote:
             | You can dance on your head as hard as you can but nine
             | women won't make a baby in one month.
        
           | reilly3000 wrote:
           | > Nine women can't make a baby in a month. This is my new
           | favorite phrase.
        
       | jl6 wrote:
       | I'd like to question the premise of the financial impact of
       | this... figures like "$400m/hour" are being bandied around as a
       | measure of the lost trade. But this isn't necessarily lost trade
       | - merely deferred trade.
       | 
       | So surely the financial impact should be proportional to the
       | interest you'd pay on $400m/hour?
       | 
       | At ~3% interest, we're talking less than $1m/day.
       | 
       | And so solutions that involve destroying the ship look less
       | attractive.
        
         | high_byte wrote:
         | very hard to measure. some goods like food expire. scary to
         | think what about the livestock. other goods lose value due to
         | delays, etc.
        
         | dan_hawkins wrote:
         | Some goods are perishable. Modern logistics can have very tight
         | deadlines.
        
           | jl6 wrote:
           | Perishable goods go by plane though. Containers are often
           | held up in ports for weeks due to customs checks. I'd expect
           | the vast majority of sea-shipped goods to be non-time-
           | critical and unharmed by waiting for a couple of weeks.
        
             | dan_hawkins wrote:
             | I think you underestimate the volume of the perishable
             | goods. Most are transported in containers:
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigerated_container
        
       | einpoklum wrote:
       | I wonder how much economic damage is caused every day that ship
       | is stuck.
        
         | mrep wrote:
         | The canal generated 5.61 billion USD in 2020 [0] so it is
         | costing them 15 million dollars a day in lost revenue. Shipping
         | companies now have to go around Africa which costs uses more
         | fuel and has other costs but now they don't have to pay the
         | toll and I'm betting the spread between the toll price and the
         | additional cost of going around Africa isn't very large or
         | Egypt is leaving free money on the table.
         | 
         | [0]:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal_Authority#:~:text=I...
        
       | zabzonk wrote:
       | Summary of this thread: A bunch of people with no experience or
       | knowledge of the problem come up with some half-arsed "solutions"
       | because they think that they are smarter than people who do.
       | 
       | Where have we heard this before? Oh yeah - Elon Musk rescuing
       | people from a flooded cave.
        
       | alottafunchata wrote:
       | How about the COSCO ship that's been parked by the bay bridge
       | forever?
        
       | msandford wrote:
       | People are talking about excavators but why isn't anyone talking
       | about bulldozers? Sure the sand won't be amazing to pull against
       | but it's a lot less movable than water.
       | 
       | It's a Canal not the middle of the ocean. Should be able to get
       | 20+ bulldozers on each side to try and straighten things out.
       | They've got the gears and they've got the tracks. It might not
       | work but it's got a lot better chances than tugs.
        
       | jzl wrote:
       | As bad as this seems, it's still a long way from the ships that
       | were trapped in the Suez for ... eight years. Yep, eight years:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DiXRCo7eBs
        
       | Imnimo wrote:
       | At this point just fill in that section of the canal, leave the
       | ship there, and dig a new canal.
        
       | aleclarsoniv wrote:
       | How insane would it be to flood the area around the ship with
       | levees?
        
       | gcanyon wrote:
       | One nuclear bomb could fix this:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare
       | 
       | Writing off the entire ship would cost _far_ less than the delays
       | cost in a day.
        
       | cmckn wrote:
       | Visited this on my phone and it said "No.". I yelped. Turns out
       | there's just an issue with the site on mobile! Still stuck.
        
         | timgarner0 wrote:
         | The site provides a tongue-in-cheek warning for this: "Tornado
         | Guard warnings apply."
         | 
         | https://xkcd.com/937
        
       | TheAdamAndChe wrote:
       | How does liability work here? Who is liable for all the work
       | required to get the ship dug out? Who keeps the insurance that
       | will pay for all this?
        
       | jacob2484 wrote:
       | Quite the arrogance here of mostly software devs trying to out
       | -solutionize marine/shipping experts who undoubtedly have been
       | consulted and are already looking for the quickest way to resolve
       | the situation. With billions of dollars in stake, I'm sure even
       | the most expensive experts are involved.
        
         | mynameishere wrote:
         | Is it totally implausible that ordinary intelligent people
         | might have some ideas better than "put some tug boats on one
         | end, and a single backhoe on the other end"? Because that's
         | what your expensive experts have come up with so far.
         | 
         | For my brilliant idea: Announce that everything on the ship is
         | free, including the ship itself, and watch all the ragamuffins
         | of Egypt strip it to nothing in a day.
        
           | 1propionyl wrote:
           | Ah yes, the solution isn't to consult experts, but to step
           | back and expect racist stereotypes to solve the problem!
           | 
           | Brilliant!
        
             | adenozine wrote:
             | I can understand your reaction, but the commenter might not
             | have been thinking about racism that way. It's not crazy to
             | think that poor people near a waterway might know a thing
             | or two about strip salvaging. It was just phrased poorly, I
             | think.
        
           | Vhano wrote:
           | as an Arab myself, I've done a fair bit of ship stripping and
           | this may be a great idea. I may have enough tools in my
           | backyard to strip a container ship and so does my neighbour
           | Abdul Mohamed.
        
         | person_of_color wrote:
         | Kind of like geohot fixing covid
        
         | dahdum wrote:
         | Looks to me like everyone here is just having fun theorizing
         | about it, I don't see much, if any, real arrogance.
        
         | ngokevin wrote:
         | Better than the coronavirus takes I've seen from software
         | devs...
        
           | vectorcrumb wrote:
           | Like that guy who wrote a blog post about not waiting around
           | after taking a COVID vaccine because it's a much greater risk
           | than checking for an allergic reaction?
        
           | Fiveplus wrote:
           | Characteristic of any forum. We're nuanced wikipedia experts
           | on every conceivable topic under the sun.
        
         | banana_giraffe wrote:
         | I'm not sure it's arrogance. I'm reading these theories and
         | suggestions as a fun thought experiment. I also like comparing
         | the real solution, whatever it is, with my memory of the arm-
         | chair solutions to see how far off the mark they are.
        
         | golergka wrote:
         | Kubernetes memes we got out of this are pure gold though.
        
         | davesque wrote:
         | Maybe people just find it to be an interesting problem and are
         | having fun thinking out loud about it.
        
           | nickthemagicman wrote:
           | I'm not even commenting and enjoying reading these ideas.
        
         | nullsense wrote:
         | No need to leave a comment then.
        
         | jldugger wrote:
         | ... but I think we've also identified a market for a Poly
         | Bridge style game where you try to unstuck a containers ship
         | from the canal in increasingly absurd ways.
        
           | a9h74j wrote:
           | How soon will this be standard in SV interviews?
        
         | 1123581321 wrote:
         | I think the people chatting would have to be involved in some
         | way for amateur theories to be problematic.
        
         | rossdavidh wrote:
         | We're kind of like physicists: https://xkcd.com/793/
        
           | divbzero wrote:
           | "Now consider a spherical ship..."
        
             | imtringued wrote:
             | I don't like the spherical cow meme because it misses the
             | point. The assumption isn't that the cow is a sphere but
             | rather that all cows have 4 legs, all cows give milk, there
             | are lots of cows, etc. From a cursory glance these may look
             | completely reasonable, until they aren't. Some cows injured
             | their legs and can't walk. There are male "cows" that don't
             | give milk. Sometimes there is only one cow. Meanwhile the
             | spherical cow meme implies that there was never any truth
             | to it in the first place.
             | 
             | The complexity of life throws a wrench into everything.
        
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         | quickthrower2 wrote:
         | It's damn fun and I'm looking forward to the n-gate analysis of
         | this thread. In the mean time nuke that ship! Or more seriously
         | what creating a parallel canal around that but for now. With
         | dynamite.
        
         | Havoc wrote:
         | Yeah they flew in a 10 man team from Netherlands pretty much
         | immediately
        
       | ampdepolymerase wrote:
       | Had rockets not been so regulated, this problem could have easily
       | been solved. It would not be cheap but with a 150million
       | insurance budget it is doable. Egypt is losing 400million in
       | trade every hour. The ship weighs 200 000 tons. You only need to
       | drag it out of the sand, not bring it to LEO. Another option
       | would be a lot of shaped charges but the side effects are much
       | more catastrophic if things go wrong. In the olden days, they
       | would just use nuclear (See project Plowshare for the Panama
       | Canal).
       | 
       | Before you downvote, do the math.
        
         | tehjoker wrote:
         | I like how everyone thinks that by using money, bombs, or
         | radiation they can fix a carefully engineered project by
         | essentially kicking it hard enough.
         | 
         | Blowing a messy radioactive hole in the ground does not
         | guarantee maritime navigability....
        
           | gm3dmo wrote:
           | This is Hacker News.
        
         | riffraff wrote:
         | > Egypt is losing 400million in trade every hour
         | 
         | this seems excessive, if they made 400M in trade per hour that
         | would be 3T per year, but Egypt's GDP is ~1T.
        
         | suresk wrote:
         | The ship weighs over 400 million lbs. Falcon Heavy has
         | something like 5 million lbs of thrust at takeoff, but then
         | each Falcon Heavy adds some weight. I'm not sure what type of
         | fuel load it would need to lift something a few feet and drop
         | it somewhere else? But you're probably going to need several
         | hundred Falcon Heavys to move this ship.
         | 
         | Then you have to attach them all to the ship somehow? Hopefully
         | all of the rocket exhaust doesn't blow a bunch of containers
         | around or melt the ship or anything.
         | 
         | Then I guess hope that the ship has been engineered for a
         | scenario where rockets are used to move it so that it doesn't
         | come apart?
         | 
         | Sure, I can't imagine why all of that wouldn't take more than a
         | few days.
         | 
         | If you mean using rockets to basically pull really hard on the
         | ship and yank it out of the bank, then that's a little
         | different - you still need several really big ones, but you can
         | probably rip the ship apart just the same and make the problem
         | 10x worse without quite as much effort.
        
         | dcolkitt wrote:
         | At the very least, why aren't they using helicopters to take
         | the containers off one-by-one. That would reduce the overall
         | weight, and it'd be easier to move an empty ship than one
         | weighed down by cargo.
        
           | dageshi wrote:
           | Are there helicopters capable of lifting a fully loaded cargo
           | container?
        
             | kmonsen wrote:
             | In addition to the weight issues, there are up to 20k of
             | them on board.
        
             | Baeocystin wrote:
             | No. The absolute heaviest-lift helicopter, the MI-26, can
             | lift a little over 20 short tons. Most helicopters can
             | carry a ton or two at most.
             | 
             | In comparison, unloaded shipping containers are already a
             | few tons. Loaded ones are all over the place, of course,
             | but max out at around 30.
        
           | karagenit wrote:
           | Not sure if that's possible. Some quick Googling told me a
           | typical 40' cargo container has a capacity of 30 tons, but
           | the largest commercial cargo helicopter (the Mi-26) can carry
           | only 22 tons.
        
           | _carbyau_ wrote:
           | I don't know the specifics of this one ship, but I thought
           | container ships had hundreds, if not thousands of containers.
        
           | PeterisP wrote:
           | It has something like 20000 containers on it. Even if
           | helicopters would lift a container off every 10 minutes, it
           | wouldn't make any meaningful difference.
           | 
           | Also, you can't do the maneuvering they were trying to with
           | the tugs at the same time you're doing something like that,
           | unless you want to kill someone.
           | 
           | Unloading such a ship to empty would take a long time even if
           | it's in port facilities under many cranes.
        
           | dghlsakjg wrote:
           | The worlds highest capacity heavy lift helicopter can lift
           | 44k lbs (russian M-26, estimated to be 20 in working
           | condition). An empty 40 ft. container weighs 9k lbs. With a
           | max loading of 66k lbs gross. The Ever Given has a capacity
           | of 20k TEU, or 10k 40 ft. containers.
           | 
           | Being generous, you could move maybe 5 per hour. Probably 1
           | per hour would be realistic. But give them the benefit of the
           | doubt and say they could move 20 per hour for some reason,
           | including fuel and maintenance stops.
           | 
           | So assuming that they could work 24 hours per day, they could
           | do 480 containers per day (again assuming that all of the
           | containers are 22k lbs lighter than capacity). They should be
           | able to get this helicopter unloading done in 20 days of
           | around the clock work with a bunch of highly optimistic
           | assumptions.
           | 
           | Plus they have to stay out of the way of the dozens of
           | salvage workers trying to move the actual ship, while
           | operating a soviet era machine in a VERY harsh desert
           | environment with no infrastructure.
           | 
           | If they need the ship to float higher, they would start by
           | removing ballast, fuel, crew water, etc.
           | 
           | Large salvage operations are notoriously expensive, tricky,
           | dangerous, and often don't make sense to outsiders. There's a
           | reason that there's really only about half a dozen firms
           | worldwide that have the expertise and equipment to pull
           | something like this off.
        
           | londons_explore wrote:
           | It looks like there might be a kind of priority difference
           | going on here...
           | 
           | To all the ship owners and cargo owners, this blockage is a
           | big problem and massive amounts of money should be spent to
           | solve it.
           | 
           | But to the canal owners, they are only losing relatively
           | small amounts of revenue by the canal being shut, so while
           | they are sending all their boats to try pull it free, they
           | aren't yet at the stage of calling in the army helicopters to
           | help unload the ship.
           | 
           | At some point Egypts government will probably get involved,
           | and then the army will show up with tanks with a lot of
           | pulling power, massive winches installed on the shoreline,
           | and helicopters for unloading.
        
             | Baeocystin wrote:
             | Just to throw some numbers out there, last year the canal
             | grossed ~15 million USD/day in revenue from the toll
             | charge.
        
             | dragontamer wrote:
             | An entire fleet of tug-boats seem unable to move the ship.
             | I don't think tanks would fare much better.
             | 
             | The proper solution is probably (?? I'm not an engineer,
             | just spitballing here) a system of pulleys. See Archemedies
             | and The Syracusia: Archemedies allegedly moved a ship
             | powered only with his own muscles using only a system of
             | pulleys as an assist.
             | 
             | I realize that the Syracusia is probably smaller than this
             | container ship in the canal. Still though: a system of
             | pulleys is probably cheaper and stronger than what a team
             | of Tanks would do.
             | 
             | -------------
             | 
             | They're at least in a situation where there's a ton of land
             | nearby that can serve as an anchor point. I mean... the
             | problem right now is probably just figuring out where and
             | how to safely pull the ship. They need to apply hundreds-
             | of-thousands of tons of force in a way that:
             | 
             | 1. Won't break the ship apart
             | 
             | 2. Successfully dislodges it
             | 
             | Its a relatively simple problem to apply hundreds-of-
             | thousands of tons of force. But doing it in such a way to
             | keep the ship floating... that's the hard part.
        
         | ArkanExplorer wrote:
         | Egypt is losing transit fees.
         | 
         | A typical bulk carrier pays about $200,000 per transit.
         | 
         | 51 ships transit the canal each day, on average.
         | 
         | Egypt is losing $10m per day.
         | 
         | Edit: the canal generated $5.85billion in revenue in 2018, or
         | $16million per day.
         | 
         | https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-egypt-economy-suezcanal-i...
        
           | yitchelle wrote:
           | Egypt could claim the lost fees from the ship owner, maybe?
        
         | p1mrx wrote:
         | "The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run
         | for survival as huge chunks of container blubber fell
         | everywhere."
        
           | frozenlettuce wrote:
           | "the blast blew blubber beyond any believe boundaries"
        
             | stragies wrote:
             | The original source:
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuaSY0cMK8
        
         | Denvercoder9 wrote:
         | Brute force won't really help here, as the ship does not have
         | the structural integrity to resist the force rocket engines
         | would exert on it. Breaking the ship up would be catastrophic,
         | as clean-up of many pieces would take a lot longer than getting
         | it unstuck.
        
           | jart wrote:
           | Nuking the Suez canal was a better proposal than using the
           | rocket boosters. The most important artery in the world is
           | blocked right now and you're concerned about clean-up work?
           | It's the desert!
        
             | Denvercoder9 wrote:
             | I'm concerned about the clean-up work of the pieces that
             | end up in the canal. The canal is pretty tight, there's not
             | much space for debris in it without blocking it.
        
       | electrotype wrote:
       | Genuine question: why not simply pull its back in the reverse
       | direction it was going, until its front is unstuck?
        
         | artificial wrote:
         | Both ends are jammed now.
        
         | sliken wrote:
         | Because the momentum of a huge ship dug quite deeply into the
         | sides of the canal quite hard, so it's no longer floating.
         | 
         | It's nowhere close to floating currently, and a ship can't be
         | pulled with arbitrarily large forces without damage.
        
         | vpribish wrote:
         | the stern is stuck already in the other bank
        
       | nitramm wrote:
       | Do you know why half of the internet is using evergiven when on
       | all the photos is written evergreen?
        
         | ksm1717 wrote:
         | Hi. pm me and I can explain you
        
         | andylash wrote:
         | The name of the company is Evergreen. All their ships start
         | with Ever. This ship is Evergiven.
        
           | JKCalhoun wrote:
           | "Ever Grounded"?
        
         | tsm wrote:
         | Evergreen is the company name, Ever Given (which does appear on
         | the ship in much smaller letters) is the ship's name.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | jachee wrote:
         | This confused me, too, at first.
         | 
         | The vessel name (on the bow) is _Ever Given_.
         | 
         | The company operating it, emblazoned on the side in large
         | letters, is Evergreen.
        
         | JKCalhoun wrote:
         | Evergreen is the company, all their ships are named "Ever X"
         | where "X" is some word that begins with "G".
         | 
         | Like how some people name all their kids with the same first
         | letter. I know, weird.
        
         | snakeroman wrote:
         | Evergreen is the company, Evergiven is the name of the ship.
        
         | gizmo385 wrote:
         | Because Evergreen is the name of the company that operates the
         | ship [1] and Ever Given is the name of the ship [2].
         | 
         | [1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergreen_Marine
         | 
         | [2]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ever_Given
        
         | topspin wrote:
         | Evergreen Marine Corporation owns the ship named Ever Given.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | evanlong wrote:
       | Great minds think alike:
       | 
       | https://isthesuezcanalblocked.com
        
       | dnautics wrote:
       | Principle of maximal irony prediction: the ship rolls over while
       | trying to free it and the suez gets littered with containers,
       | takes even longer to clear it.
        
         | woutr_be wrote:
         | A bit off topic, but anyone who ever played SnowRunner or
         | MudRunner can probably relate. Quite often when you try to
         | rescue a truck, you flip it over, and now require another truck
         | with a crane to come over and load the cargo again.
        
         | WJW wrote:
         | The Dutch national news had an interview with the CEO of
         | Boskalis, which is the company hired to unlodge the ship. They
         | have one team on the ground atm and another building computer
         | simulations exactly to calculate how much oil and ballast they
         | can pump out (to lighten the ship up and make it easier to tow)
         | without endangering the stability of the ship.
         | 
         | Apparently they had a similar case (same size of ship) a few
         | years back on the Elbe in Germany, in the end it took 12 (!) of
         | the largest tugs they had to get it loose.
        
           | em-bee wrote:
           | do you mean this case? https://www.mopo.de/hamburg/frachter-
           | rammt-faehre-knapp-an-d...
           | 
           | that was the very same ship
           | 
           | EDIT: no, the incident needing 12 tugs was a different ship.
           | see comment below.
        
             | Forge36 wrote:
             | This gave me a good laugh.
        
             | wussboy wrote:
             | Oh my god who is driving this thing?
        
               | hyperbovine wrote:
               | When the wind picks up, nobody, which seems to be the
               | problem.
        
               | nullsense wrote:
               | Reminds me of this which happened last year:
               | 
               | https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/truck-crash-causes-havoc-
               | on-au...
               | 
               | Freak gust of wind tipped a truck over on a major bridge
               | taking out a support beam. Took weeks to fix and jammed
               | up traffic really bad.
               | 
               | Shit happens.
        
             | RupertEisenhart wrote:
             | Thats.. almost literally unbelievable. I almost want to
             | suspect that that's a code name? For any sufficiently large
             | ship that blocks a major waterway? Incredible.
        
             | Anther wrote:
             | Perhaps Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses is driving
             | this one.
        
             | BatFastard wrote:
             | Very strange that it was the same ship, very strange!
        
             | sliken wrote:
             | I don't read German, but I can find reports of the same
             | SIZE chip getting stuck on the Elbe and requiring 12 tugs
             | to free it. The ship was called the CSCL Indian Ocean.
        
               | mzs wrote:
               | yep, thanks
               | 
               | >On February 3, 2016 CSCL Indian Ocean grounded in the
               | River Elbe, while approaching Hamburg, Germany. Her
               | rudder controls were reported to have malfunctioned. It
               | took almost a week to free her from the sandbank, because
               | she grounded at high-tide. Her fuel was unloaded, and she
               | was finally freed, February 9, six days later, during the
               | next spring tide. Twelve tugboats were required to assist
               | in freeing her. Two dredgers had helped cut away at the
               | sandbank, near the grounding.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSCL_Indian_Ocean
        
               | tim333 wrote:
               | Sounds quite similar. This one also grounded at a high
               | tide but a higher one is coming.
        
             | doublesocket wrote:
             | And again a strong wind was blamed. Maybe there's a limit
             | to how big these ships can be built?
        
               | em-bee wrote:
               | the problem was the slow speed. i think even a small ship
               | gets pushed by the wind at slow speeds. however a small
               | ship can speed up faster, and it doesn't cause as much
               | damage if it does crash into something.
        
             | kmonsen wrote:
             | Is that ship abnormally large or something or is this just
             | a super wild coincidence?
        
               | bolasanibk wrote:
               | It is one of the largest container ships in the world.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_container_s
               | hip...
        
               | Sebb767 wrote:
               | Why are all these within a few cm of 400m? Is there
               | something special about this length?
        
               | userbinator wrote:
               | From the article:
               | 
               |  _Furthermore, some of the world 's main waterways such
               | as the Suez Canal and Singapore Strait also restrict the
               | maximum dimensions of a ship that can pass through them_
        
               | culturestate wrote:
               | There are limits to how big a ship can be and still
               | transit a specific route, usually defined by the radius
               | of curves in a canal or the length of a lock.
               | 
               | In this case, 400m is the max length required for the
               | Suez (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suezmax)
        
           | agotterer wrote:
           | I've always wondered what something like this costs and who
           | is responsible for paying the bill?
        
             | mark_mart wrote:
             | I have the same question. I would think EverGreen as they
             | are the root cause of problem. And it seems they cause
             | regularly. (similar thing happened a few years ago by the
             | very same ship)
        
               | movedx wrote:
               | Do you have a citation I can see? This isn't me
               | challenging your assertion, I'm just interested to see
               | what happened :)
        
               | adenozine wrote:
               | Not the previous commenter but it's linked in the
               | comments already. Ctrl-F "dutch" and you'll see a german
               | news story about it
        
             | lordnacho wrote:
             | You'd think there would be liability insurance like with
             | cars.
        
       | elif wrote:
       | Weeks? My 0.02 is dig a bypass using dredges/pumps, then it's a
       | 'days' problem.
       | 
       | Of course it won't help this ship, but at least the canal
       | functions.
        
         | Denvercoder9 wrote:
         | Digging a bypass is not a days problem, that's a years problem.
         | Everything about this problem is massive.
         | 
         | The shipping lane of the Suez canal is 20 m deep and 77 m wide.
         | The maximum ship length is 400 m, so the turning radius
         | required to get into the bypass is literally miles long.
        
           | cozzyd wrote:
           | It would be a lot shorter to "just" dig a canal in front of
           | the ship and park it in there forever, but would still
           | probably take too long.
        
       | bandyaboot wrote:
       | Has anyone checked the ship's manifest? Maybe we'll get lucky and
       | find out it's carrying 20,000 containers of thermite.
        
       | anigbrowl wrote:
       | Needs a counter for ongoing cost. An experienced military
       | logistics person I know estimated yesterday that the bill for
       | this is up to about $40 billion already.
        
         | Denvercoder9 wrote:
         | That might be the total value of impacted shipping, but nobody
         | is going to get a $40 billion bill for this.
        
           | laurent92 wrote:
           | Do they have deadlines for delivery and late fees? I've heard
           | a quarter of the worldwide cargo capacity will be delayed by
           | this event, this could rise very fast.
        
           | blhack wrote:
           | Those two guys on excavators are gonna be RICH!
        
             | avaldeso wrote:
             | Unless they, somehow, rip a hole in the hull. That would be
             | FUBAR.
        
           | anigbrowl wrote:
           | There will not be a single bill of that size, and directly
           | insured costs are likely to top out at a 1-200 million. But
           | the knock-on shipping delays are likely not insured and will
           | weigh heavily on the charter sector (who rent space on the
           | ships by the day): https://lloydslist.maritimeintelligence.in
           | forma.com/LL113625...
           | 
           | An interesting stat there is that on the _Ever Given_ alone
           | there are ~20,000 boxes (cargo containers) with an average 20
           | shipments (from different people) in each. So that 's
           | ~400,000 commercial deliveries held up on one ship alone.
        
         | divbzero wrote:
         | Could anyone end up being liable for this? For example, could
         | delayed ships sue canal operators who in turn sue the owners of
         | Ever Given? Alternatively, would an event like this be covered
         | by any insurance policies?
        
           | anigbrowl wrote:
           | Don't know about liability but per my sibling comment, only
           | about 10% of shipments are covered for delays.
        
       | sn_master wrote:
       | Where is Superman when you need one . They should make this part
       | of the next movie.
        
       | mseepgood wrote:
       | Why not send thousands of men with shovels? That's how canals
       | were dug in the past.
        
       | wayanon wrote:
       | It's refreshing to see a problem that's easy to identify.
        
       | dkdbejwi383 wrote:
       | Has Elon Musk volunteered to fly out there with a portable
       | submarine yet?
        
       | hikerclimb wrote:
       | I hope it never gets unstuck
        
       | johncessna wrote:
       | Given how important this canal is, I would have thought multiple
       | countries have literally wargamed how to remove a blockade from
       | the canal in a way that makes it still usable for shipping.
        
       | interestica wrote:
       | Just adding a random voice to this cluster of a thread.
       | 
       | Lots of talk about lifting via crane or chopper. And it's not
       | clear that it's possible. I just saw a photo of the rear (side?)
       | Of ship that makes me wonder: how much _lateral_ force would you
       | need? Could you jack a container up an inch and then slide it
       | off?
        
       | bythckr wrote:
       | n00b question: how tough is to steer the ship through the canal?
       | Is this a silly mistake or a genuine mistake? Will the Captain of
       | the ship get fined? Who will foot the bill of this whole rescue
       | operation? Also, how much extra cost & days will it take for a
       | ship to take the other (longer) route?
        
       | tomjohnneill wrote:
       | Site author here, I guess this is why the New York Times API
       | keeps hitting rate limits.
        
         | markus_zhang wrote:
         | Interesting project. WOndering if you could write a blog about
         | building that site.
        
           | tomjohnneill wrote:
           | I could, though it would be summarised in about one sentence:
           | "NextJS and Vercel make everything stupidly easy."
        
             | markus_zhang wrote:
             | haha thanks man!
        
         | float4 wrote:
         | Cool! How much traffic are you handling at the moment / at
         | peak?
        
           | tomjohnneill wrote:
           | I actually have no idea. It was just a bit of fun so I
           | haven't got any logs/analytics set up at all.
        
       | Jedd wrote:
       | An image showing an excavator near the pointy end.
       | 
       | I'm sure the overwhelming scale is reduced at this proximity.
       | 
       | https://i.imgur.com/aAyrXub.jpeg
        
       | tomcam wrote:
       | Maybe disassemble part of the ship to disgorge its contents
       | closer to equipment?
        
       | PicassoCTs wrote:
       | Egypt State Income: ca 95.8 billion Canal Revenue: 27.2 billion
       | Makes per revenue per day 74.520.547 74 Million dollars Tax
       | Revenue consumed by ship so far * days: 4 days * 74.520.547 =
       | 298.082.191
       | 
       | If this blockade lasts for 12 days it has reached 1 billion loss
       | >= 1/100 of the egypt household. That household is already under
       | stress from the "escape from cairo"-plans
       | (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Administrative_Capital) and
       | covid.
        
         | cleansy wrote:
         | It's not that dramatic:
         | 
         | > In 2020, the total revenue generated amounted to 5.61 billion
         | USD and 18,829 ships with a total net tonnage of 1.17 billion
         | passed through the canal. [1]
         | 
         | 1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal_Authority#Revenues
        
       | ineedasername wrote:
       | Every question with a binary answer should have its own website
       | like this. I would, in particular, like a website for every room
       | in my house with the question "are my car keys in this room?"
       | 
       | Then I would create an rss feed of each site and subscribe to
       | them.
        
         | 205guy wrote:
         | The tile device works for members of my family who misplace
         | their keys OR their phone:
         | 
         | https://www.thetileapp.com/
        
         | jahewson wrote:
         | That's an O(n) car key search, if you instead asked the
         | question "are my car keys in this half of the house?" you could
         | perform a binary search O(log n).
        
       | nabakin wrote:
       | A bit off-topic but I think worth noting. The VesselFinder map on
       | this website is incredibly smooth and responsive! Every time I
       | open up Google Maps, I feel how bloated it is despite running on
       | the Pixel 5, Google's very own latest flagship device! It seems
       | to me Google doesn't care much about Maps' performance if I feel
       | more comfortable navigating maps using some random, web embed.
       | After looking around the embed a bit, turns out it's powered by
       | OSM! Even though I have never used OSM before, I should have
       | guessed. Truly nice work on this OSM and VesselFinder. It's
       | honestly euphoric to find software which performs so well despite
       | not having access to billions of dollars in resources.
        
         | kristofferR wrote:
         | It's using OpenLayers.
         | 
         | https://openlayers.org/
        
           | nabakin wrote:
           | OpenLayers uses OSM. If you go to the VesselFinder website,
           | you can see them give credit to OSM in that map and the
           | OpenLayers website mentions they use OSM. Guess I should have
           | mentioned OpenLayers too since it actually implements the map
           | UI so ty.
        
             | SilverRed wrote:
             | OSM is primarily just a datasource. Different consumers of
             | the data will have different UIs and performance.
        
       | gm3dmo wrote:
       | Smit salvage have got this. I just hope they had enough notice to
       | to take their film crew with them:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/c/SmitSalvageTowage/videos
        
         | aidenn0 wrote:
         | They said "days to weeks" for how long it will take, so they
         | got plenty of time to film it.
        
         | jacquesm wrote:
         | Who else? They'll get the job done but I don't think they are
         | going to accept any deadline.
        
       | DocTomoe wrote:
       | This is the moment for Egypt to learn about backups. Dig a
       | secondary canals next to the existing one. Under normal
       | operations, have one serve the southbound traffic and the other
       | one serving northbound traffic. In crisis, one can be blocked
       | while the other switches direction every six hours or so.
       | 
       | Yes, it is expensive. But not as expensive as having a canal
       | blocked is for the world economy and the Egyptian government.
        
       | bondarchuk wrote:
       | Would a good old ship camel work? Position some huge water-filled
       | tanks underneath the ship, pump the water out and replace with
       | air, to lift the ship up. Then hopefully it becomes unstuck
       | enough to tow it clear.
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_camel
       | 
       | In comparison with other proposed solutions I've seen, it would
       | probably not rip the ship apart if distributed evenly over the
       | hull. Yes, the ship is huge, but plain plastic containers and
       | pumps scale quite nicely. Although in good armchair engineering
       | tradition, I have not run the numbers.
        
       | Balgair wrote:
       | One missing part of the discussion is _how_ this large ship got
       | stuck. Brenden Greely of The Financial Times had a good possible
       | take the other day on the Bank Effect:
       | 
       | https://www.ft.com/content/171c92ec-0a44-4dc5-acab-81ee2620d...
       | 
       | Essentially, Bernoulli's Principle makes these large ships
       | susceptible to jack-knifing in narrow canals.
       | 
       | Faster moving water creates a lower pressure zone. Water moves
       | fastest near the stern of the boat. This is why the bow will tend
       | to rise when a ship is moving quickly; the stern can bee seen as
       | being sucked down almost.
       | 
       | In the Suez the 24m deep bed of the canal makes the water move
       | very fast near the stern of the ship. This will also occur near
       | the banks of the canal. With these very large ships, the effect
       | is more pronounced, as there is less cross-sectional area for the
       | water to move past.
       | 
       | If a ship gets near the banks, then you'll get the fast low
       | pressure water acting on the bank-side of the stern _and_ the
       | bottom. Add your force vectors up, the ship torques, and does a
       | 'wheelie' off the bank, jack-knifing the canal.
       | 
       | The big problem here is that these superships _all_ are
       | susceptible to this. It 's a matter of hydrodynamics. The bigger
       | the ship, the worse it gets. Meaning that economics comes
       | crashing into physics, and we all know who will win that fight.
        
       | piinbinary wrote:
       | I wonder if they could build a dam around the ship and lift it
       | with water.
        
         | Denvercoder9 wrote:
         | Physically that would work, but this ship has a draught of 14.5
         | meters. You'd need to build a pretty high dam. It would need to
         | cross the canal twice, as otherwise the water level inside the
         | dam would never be higher than the current water level, and
         | you'd need to pump in the water. Then, once the ship floats,
         | you'd somehow need to move it out of your small artificial lake
         | into the canal, and remove the dam you created in the canal.
         | 
         | It's easier to lighten the ship.
        
       | pfdietz wrote:
       | Nuke the thing. Crater fills with water. Continue.
        
         | rossdavidh wrote:
         | Sort of like blowing up a dead, beached whale? :) p.s. if that
         | doesn't ring a bell with you:
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34
        
           | pfdietz wrote:
           | Yes, exactly like that, which I had been thinking of. :)
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | hyperpallium2 wrote:
       | Panama Canal Authority soon to announce widening capital works.
       | 
       | > As Relay's chief competitor in this region, we of Windsong have
       | benefited modestly from the overflow; however, until now we
       | thought it inappropriate to propose a coordinated response to the
       | problem.
        
       | tediousdemise wrote:
       | Is it naive to suggest that they start digging a detour around
       | this roadblock? I feel like it would take less time to do that
       | than to try to move the ship out of the way.
       | 
       | The Army Corps of Engineers can build waterways and levies like
       | it's nobody's business.
        
         | saberdancer wrote:
         | Dig it with what? By the time you could get anything in place
         | and start digging any sort of a detour, you'll get this ship
         | removed.
         | 
         | This is not a small detour. These ships can't turn well so any
         | detour would need to be very long and would take months to dig
         | out (even if you had infrastructure in place to do it).
         | 
         | You could nuke it though. Throw a bunch of nukes in a line and
         | you are good to go. :D
        
           | avaldeso wrote:
           | > You could nuke it though. Throw a bunch of nukes in a line
           | and you are good to go. :D
           | 
           | I don't know if you're joking or not but there were tactical
           | demolition nukes in the 60's. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki
           | /Special_Atomic_Demolition_Mu...
        
           | laurent92 wrote:
           | When in doubt, C4. But it wouldn't even help: It is shallow
           | and there isn't enough water to fill such a hole.
        
       | TedShiller wrote:
       | I feel like this whole thing is a perfect metaphor for the
       | current US government
        
       | anticristi wrote:
       | Not sure how much time it took to build the website, but I assume
       | the author bets on a long shelf life. :)
        
       | rbx wrote:
       | Apparently, the ship drew a giant penis before getting stuck:
       | https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/cargo-ship-drew-penis-before-g...
        
       | milliams wrote:
       | They're missing the attribution to OpenStreetMap.
        
         | habi wrote:
         | It seems to me that this is more a problem of the embed from
         | vesselfinder.com.
         | 
         | I just noted this here: https://github.com/grischard/osm-
         | lacking-attribution/issues/...
        
       | Havoc wrote:
       | Surprised nobody has suggested blowing it up yet haha
        
       | almostarockstar wrote:
       | Dig a bypass canal and leave the ship there.
        
       | blhack wrote:
       | I don't think people are giving enough credit to _how_ stuck the
       | ship is.
       | 
       | Look at some of the photos of the front of it. Look at how far
       | out of the water it is sitting. The ship might look like that if
       | it were totally empty, but not when it is full of containers like
       | this.
       | 
       | Some people saying: just drag it off of the sand. Okay! And what
       | happens when that causes you to rip a hole into the hull of the
       | ship? Now it's _really_ stuck.
       | 
       | Some people have suggested unloading the ship. I don't think you
       | realize the infrastructure required to unload a ship. You're
       | basically asking to build a port in the middle of the egyptian
       | desert. That isn't going to happen.
       | 
       | It's really stuck. It's probably going to take a couple of weeks
       | to get it unstuck.
        
         | adflux wrote:
         | Love the armchair engineers who think they're gonna solve this
         | better than billion dollar companies
        
           | lamontcg wrote:
           | Just let the air out of the tires, simple.
        
             | fuzxi wrote:
             | Why don't they just give me a long enough lever so I can
             | simply lift the ship out of the canal?
        
               | imtringued wrote:
               | Put huge hydraulic cylinders below the ship. The obvious
               | problem is, what are those cylinders anchored to?
        
             | yitchelle wrote:
             | Put balloons around it to give extra buoyancy. That should
             | work.
        
               | dghlsakjg wrote:
               | That actually is something that you can do in smaller
               | salvage operations. The technical word for these balloons
               | is lift bag.
        
               | raisedbyninjas wrote:
               | I searched for the biggest ones I could find this week
               | and it was something like several tons. So we only need
               | about 10 thousand of them.
        
               | cryptonector wrote:
               | And the key words are "smaller salvage operations".
        
               | fendy3002 wrote:
               | Or with crabs, potc style! /s
        
             | Arrath wrote:
             | Just bring in a Bagger 288[1] and use it to excavate a new
             | diversion canal in front of the ship long enough to get it
             | out of the main canal, bada-bing bada-boom. Simple!
             | 
             | [1]Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
        
               | _ph_ wrote:
               | That beast is really outstanding and would probably be
               | able to do the job in reasonable time. This machine is so
               | insanely large, it would fit into any sci-fi movie. The
               | craziest thing is, some years back it was driven over a
               | distance of 22 kilometers cross country to a different
               | site, which was just mindblowing.
        
           | tim333 wrote:
           | It's entertaining. I think a big winch or two to drag it off.
        
           | atdt wrote:
           | It's a way of thinking out loud and providing an opening for
           | someone more knowledgeable to explain what is being
           | overlooked. It makes for interesting threads.
        
             | DanBC wrote:
             | > It makes for interesting threads.
             | 
             | The threads are not particularly interesting because people
             | make the same suggestions over and over again.
        
             | jonplackett wrote:
             | In that case... why don't we get Elon Musk's Submarine to
             | get it out?
        
               | Cthulhu_ wrote:
               | I bet they could hook up a bunch of Falcon-9's or Super
               | Heavies to the ship and launch it into orbit.
        
               | jonplackett wrote:
               | That's a pay per view event waiting to happen.
        
               | mhh__ wrote:
               | Any volunteer pedo guys about to help?
        
             | sjg007 wrote:
             | This is how every post and comment works on HN.
        
               | VRay wrote:
               | It's pretty great. I hope this serves as a lesson to some
               | people
               | 
               | "If these jokers will talk this much about this even
               | though they clearly know nothing at all about the tech
               | involved, what does that say about their comments on all
               | the other threads here?"
        
               | cecilpl2 wrote:
               | Also known as the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect.
        
             | arkitaip wrote:
             | It's hilariously arrogant too.
        
               | breckinloggins wrote:
               | I feel like we need a "why don't you just?" safe word,
               | where the intent is to signify "hey I'm not being a
               | smartass, I'm really just curious about why this
               | seemingly simple solution won't actually work".
               | 
               | So much of what happens on the internet is in bad faith
               | that it makes it really hard to just have innocent
               | conversations without being misunderstood. :-(
        
               | 1123581321 wrote:
               | Agreed. I've thought the same for posting an interesting
               | fact. Anymore, I want to preface every single one by
               | saying, "hey, you may already know this; I'm just sharing
               | it because it hasn't been mentioned yet and I think it's
               | neat. If you were implying the fact already, I apologize
               | for overlooking that."
        
               | rjmill wrote:
               | I try to replace any "I think..." and "Why don't they
               | just..." comments with "I wonder if..." ones.
               | 
               | I've found it communicates my curiosity in a way that's
               | less likely to be misinterpreted. It's made my
               | internet/IRL conversations much more productive.
        
               | adolph wrote:
               | Leading with "One weird trick that..." will increase your
               | CPM, guaranteed.
        
               | SAI_Peregrinus wrote:
               | "Why is the following wrong:"
               | 
               | "What's the problem with"
               | 
               | "What's the problem with training every pigeon in the
               | world to grab on and fly it out of there?"
               | 
               | "Why is the following wrong: They could get a shitload of
               | muskrats and have them dig out the banks?"
               | 
               | Etc. Suggestions made obviously ridiculous.
        
               | noizejoy wrote:
               | > So much of what happens on the internet is in bad faith
               | 
               | ... and I have to admit I'm still not able to easily
               | recognize the difference between bad faith and utter lack
               | of experience and/or intelligence without digging deep
               | into the history of the individual posting such
               | "questions".
               | 
               | And the need for that extra digging makes such questions
               | effectively the same waste of time and emotional energy
               | as responding to a troll.
        
               | breckinloggins wrote:
               | Same. It's super easy to know when _I_ am communicating
               | in good faith, but it 's not so trivial to know when
               | _you_ are.
               | 
               | You know those scenes in the movies where two characters
               | circle around each other giving the side eye like "so are
               | you fucking with me or are we cool?"
               | 
               | Twitter in particular feels like a whole site of people
               | doing that. :)
        
               | umanwizard wrote:
               | You don't need to do the digging if you follow the rules
               | of the site, which include interpreting others' comments
               | as charitably as possible.
        
               | lovemenot wrote:
               | Why dont you just coin a new phrase? Perhaps it'll stick.
        
               | breckinloggins wrote:
               | I've actually seen literal quotes before, e.g. a question
               | like:
               | 
               | "Why don't you just" get a bunch of people on rafts and
               | row real fast to push it off?
        
               | umanwizard wrote:
               | Because if it doesn't stick, everyone else will just
               | think you're annoying (like the "fetch" girl in Mean
               | Girls).
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | ksd482 wrote:
               | Maybe but maybe not.
               | 
               | Like the parent comment said, it's a way of thinking out
               | loud.
               | 
               | For e.g., when someone says "just dig it out, it just
               | pull it away...", I give them a benefit of doubt by
               | assuming what they are really saying is "I know it's not
               | as simple as just pulling it out but can someone explain
               | why we can't though?"
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | What do you think people at "billion dollar companies" do
               | in such situation?
               | 
               | Exactly the same thing. Just not on a public board. Just
               | like everyone else is doing when discussing problems they
               | face in any line of work.
               | 
               | Since it's unlikely anyone here has any decision making
               | power relevant to the Suez canal, look at this discussion
               | as an exercise in group problem solving. Sharpening the
               | saw.
        
               | HenryBemis wrote:
               | > Exactly the same thing.
               | 
               | Not exactly-exactly. There are (e.g.) 1000 suggested
               | solutions.
               | 
               | 950/1000 of them are silly, stupid, impossible,
               | -facepalm-, etc.
               | 
               | 25/1000 are doable.
               | 
               | 10/25 are doable and cost less than the other 25
               | 
               | 5/10 are faster than others
               | 
               | 2/5 are actively being investigated, and of course they
               | won't be announced to 'us'. They
               | (thinkers/engineers/specialists) will have to talk to
               | their CEOs/COOs/CFOs, insurance companies, Egypt's
               | military, handlersof the canal, and a bunch of other key
               | stakeholders.
               | 
               | (my ratios are pure guesstimates, but it makes sense that
               | there is a selection process, and we won't figure them
               | out from our couches)
        
               | 7952 wrote:
               | And some that are doable will not be safe enough.
        
               | efitz wrote:
               | It always amuses me how much specialists in one field
               | think that their expert status is transferable to other
               | fields.
        
               | tehjoker wrote:
               | I think its that when you know something really well, you
               | feel like you're in control. When you have a new problem,
               | that emotion doesn't go away...
        
             | ortusdux wrote:
             | Cunningham's Law: "The best way to get the right answer on
             | the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the
             | wrong answer."
        
             | meowster wrote:
             | So far I haven't really seen any other suggestions saying
             | to cut the bolbous bow off. The ship can still sail without
             | it.
        
               | andygates wrote:
               | That's the most obvious part of the grounding, but the
               | ship is properly wedged at both ends. It's not the whole
               | problem.
        
               | meowster wrote:
               | It's wedged at the stern because the bow impelled the
               | ground. The stern isn't impelled, once the front of the
               | ship is free, the back be easily ungrounded by tugs.
        
           | gregoriol wrote:
           | That's what some scientists said about mRNA research
        
           | prox wrote:
           | If this was space engineers I would build a crane drone and
           | offload it unto nearby ships. Or build giant trucks to help
           | the ship get unstuck.
           | 
           | Or just tow it outside the environment...
        
             | gizmo385 wrote:
             | > Or just tow it outside the environment...
             | 
             | For those who haven't seen this video...
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
        
             | topspin wrote:
             | Where is Elon when you need him?
        
               | bluescrn wrote:
               | How many Raptor engines would we need here?...
        
               | ericj5 wrote:
               | He just offered to build them a little submarine
        
               | marvin wrote:
               | I don't think Musk will give unsolicited help to anyone
               | ever again, after the spectacular form of gratitude the
               | underwater capsule was received with.
        
               | kergonath wrote:
               | That ship is never going to fit in that submarine.
        
           | tengbretson wrote:
           | Congrats! You've discovered that engineers like to stretch
           | their imaginations and theorize about solutions to problems
           | for their own fun and enjoyment
        
           | olalonde wrote:
           | That's how a lot of billion dollar companies got started.
        
           | tiborsaas wrote:
           | We have the luxury of just throwing around ideas and not
           | caring about the consequences (because nobody in power will
           | read it). It's just fun to think about how you'd solve a
           | problem like this.
           | 
           | For example I'd try to attach a two Raptor engines to the
           | ship and blow it back to the water :)
        
             | nullsense wrote:
             | The salvage company hired to fix this problem is probably
             | just reading this thread and nodding along like yeah that
             | could work. Great idea HN!
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | Or tear the ship apart :). Which makes me think - why not
             | cut the ship in half? Two pieces will be easier to dislodge
             | and tow away :).
        
               | gregoriol wrote:
               | Someone actually is trying that idea in Georgia right now
               | (https://www.thedrive.com/news/34648/capsized-cargo-ship-
               | in-g...) but it really is not easy!
               | 
               | Many likely problems: equipment avilability to do so,
               | time it will take, debris falling off and from the
               | operations, risk of capsizing, probably need to load
               | pieces on barges/crane but canal is not much large
        
               | prof-dr-ir wrote:
               | in half? I would not go for less than nine pieces.
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ENOJBLVgjw
        
               | ampersandy wrote:
               | What a fascinating watch! That they were able to produce
               | such clean cuts through the entire ship with the cutting
               | wire is absolutely incredible.
        
           | danaris wrote:
           | I think there's still room for suggesting potential solutions
           | that might _work_ , even if they make the operation of the
           | cargo ship (even more?) unprofitable for its owners.
           | 
           | That said, the ones mentioned there don't pass the smell
           | test.
        
           | undefined1 wrote:
           | but did they try turning it off and on again?
        
             | nullsense wrote:
             | The canal or the ship?
             | 
             | Maybe if you kill the ship it respawns at its port of
             | origin?
        
           | austhrow743 wrote:
           | Why didn't anyone think of this before? Internet commenting
           | is over folks. This guy realised its not productive.
        
           | hellbannedguy wrote:
           | Billion dollar companies are filled with people. Nothing
           | special about billion dollar companies except money. I wish
           | money equated to great ideas.
        
             | tim333 wrote:
             | Outfits like SMIT also have a lot of experience with this
             | kind of thing, plus some equipment.
        
           | zepearl wrote:
           | Detonate a small but still relatively powerful bomb upstream
           | (or maybe multiple small but staggered ones), to create a
           | small tsunami-like wave, which in turn will move at least the
           | ship's aft/stern (as the ship creates in the canal a "V"-like
           | shape which will therefore concentrate most of the wave's
           | force in that area) when it hits it. Almost guaranteed to
           | work, theoretically.
        
             | Transfinity wrote:
             | IIRC the banks of the canal aren't very high above the
             | water level.
        
               | suzzer99 wrote:
               | Raising the banks for say 1/2 mile on either end of the
               | ship might not be impossible? Maybe?
        
             | yxhuvud wrote:
             | Or more likely, it will break the hull apart and then there
             | are 5000 containers stuck in the bottom of the canal.
        
           | bcrosby95 wrote:
           | I assume you're The Person that Googles the answer to every
           | discussion you have with your friends rather than having a
           | little fun with it.
        
           | busyant wrote:
           | > armchair engineers who think they're gonna solve this
           | better than billion dollar companies
           | 
           | There are 2 types of armchair engineers.
           | 
           | The ones who sneer and say, "If they just <x> then it would
           | be fixed because I know best" Those people are bores.
           | 
           | There are others who are just tossing ideas around: partly
           | for amusement and partly because they enjoy thinking, "What
           | would I do in this situation ...?"
           | 
           | I haven't seen too many bores in this thread.
           | 
           | I don't think this latter group _seriously_ thinks they know
           | better than experts, and I have found the various ideas and
           | counterarguments interesting to read.
        
             | m463 wrote:
             | and... and... what?
        
               | busyant wrote:
               | Sorry, I was typing 1/2-thoughts & talking to someone. I
               | deleted the sentence fragment.
        
           | _ph_ wrote:
           | Yes, most here are armchair engineers, though quite a few
           | actual engineers around, so you never know. But the
           | embarassing point is: the billion dollar companies currently
           | also don't seem to have an idea about the possible solution
           | :p. I am pretty optimistic that they will come up with a
           | reasonable plan soon, but there is a nonzero chance that
           | someone here will come up with a good idea. Sometimes it
           | quite helps to be at a distance.
        
             | tim333 wrote:
             | From the actual engineers
             | 
             | https://www.tradewindsnews.com/casualties/salvors-warn-
             | ever-...
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | umanwizard wrote:
           | Proposing ideas shouldn't be taken as suggesting that the
           | poster is confident the ideas are correct, but rather as an
           | invitation to talk through whether it would work and maybe
           | learn something interesting.
        
           | wongarsu wrote:
           | So you are complaining that on a startup forum people are
           | trying to solve billion dollar questions?
           | 
           | Besides, billion dollar companies often miss things. Yes,
           | they have the more relevant experts and much better data than
           | we, but they have to content with internal and external
           | politics and have fewer people throwing around ideas.
           | Sometimes the answer is to "why haven't you done X" is simply
           | "nobody with a voice to be heard had that idea". If billion
           | dollar companies were the infallible giants you make them out
           | to be then startups straight up couldn't work.
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | grenoire wrote:
         | Weeks are measured in what I'd call, a lot of money. Is it a
         | consolidation of funds sort of issue? Anybody responsible for
         | getting it fixed?
        
           | dan-robertson wrote:
           | The people who should be desperately trying to pay a lot of
           | money to get the ship unstuck are maritime insurance
           | underwriters. There is a lot of insurance against late
           | delivery. Unless they have managed to figure out how this is
           | an act of god, that is.
        
             | OldHand2018 wrote:
             | That's what they're claiming - it was unexpectedly heavy
             | winds in a sandstorm that caused it to ground.
             | 
             | Also, they had two canal pilots on board. I'm pretty sure
             | that this absolves the shipping company of responsibility
             | for guiding the ship safely.
        
               | fuzxi wrote:
               | Seems it's not always so cut-and-dry.
               | 
               | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26564849
        
           | WJW wrote:
           | They hired a company specialized in this kind of stuff
           | (Boskalis), but as their CEO mentioned of TV it depends on
           | how stuck it is. If you're lucky, pumping out the fuel and
           | ballast can make the ship light enough to drag it clear with
           | tugboats. If that doesn't work, you might have to unload
           | some, most or all of the 20k containers from the ship to make
           | it light enough. It can be done, but depending on how much is
           | required it'll take a few days to a week to get the required
           | equipment all the way to Egypt.
        
             | maxerickson wrote:
             | If I estimated right, the fuel is a few percent of the
             | total mass (maybe around 5%). Not the most encouraging
             | result.
        
               | userbinator wrote:
               | If it was floating, raising it out of the water by 5%
               | would not be insignificant, and help relieve some of the
               | forces holding it in place.
        
               | FranOntanaya wrote:
               | I wonder what's the margin for raising the center of
               | gravity too much out of the water without risking it
               | tipping, with all that cargo on top.
        
           | eternalban wrote:
           | Egypt is bleeding money right now. It earned roughly USD
           | 15,360,000.00/day from Suez passage fees in 2020.
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal_Authority#Revenues
        
             | Aperocky wrote:
             | Wow, costs $300K to transit through the canal per ship by
             | fee alone? That is capital intensive.
             | 
             | It's amazing that more ships are not simply sailing around
             | Africa.
        
               | decker wrote:
               | Given that so many ships that are run by people who can
               | afford $300k per trip, which could pay the annual salary
               | for a team of analysts, it's amazing you're making this
               | comment.
        
               | maxerickson wrote:
               | Their daily operating costs are a significant fraction of
               | the $300,000 and it saves a couple weeks.
               | 
               | (tens of thousands of dollars just for fuel each day)
        
               | onlyrealcuzzo wrote:
               | I'd imagine it is riskier sailing all the way around
               | Africa than through the Suez, right?
        
               | tim333 wrote:
               | It's risky for small boats due to the huge waves down
               | there. Huge cargo ships seem to manage ok.
        
               | secfirstmd wrote:
               | Not really. Think of costs of fuel, costs of crew, I
               | created insurance, slower delivery times.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | listenallyall wrote:
               | The ship can hold 20,000 containers so the fee is only
               | $15 each. By comparison, it costs $16 to take the Lincoln
               | Tunnel into Manhattan.
        
               | sb057 wrote:
               | The $300K cost is actually calculated to be just below
               | the amount it would cost extra to sail around the cape,
               | adjusting for other factors, of course.
               | 
               | There's actually a robust and competitive market for
               | intercontinental shipping canals:
               | 
               | https://www.industryweek.com/ideaxchange/article/21965825
               | /su...
        
               | tim333 wrote:
               | They do sometimes depending on oil prices and how much of
               | a hurry they are in
               | https://www.imarest.org/themarineprofessional/on-the-
               | radar/i...
        
             | listenallyall wrote:
             | I think this is the hidden story here. Egypt doesn't have a
             | particularly strong economy, its stock market (unlike the
             | US) is 40% below 2018, it's currency fell more than 50% vs
             | USD in 2016 and has only recovered a few percent, and it
             | (like the US) appears to have significantly more debt than
             | ever before. And the entire globe is still somewhat covid-
             | depressed economically.
             | 
             | When governments, banks and major companies are highly
             | leveraged, all it takes is temporary system shocks to
             | collapse the whole thing. It's not just the lost canal
             | revenue, it's tons of companies in the region that can't
             | get their goods to international markets which slows
             | capital flows, tax revenue, import/export tariffs, etc.
             | Will be interesting to see the effects.
             | 
             | https://tradingeconomics.com/egypt/currency
             | https://tradingeconomics.com/egypt/external-debt
        
             | imtringued wrote:
             | That's more than 5% of the total government revenue. It can
             | definitively lead to instability in the currency because
             | the government might be forced to print the deficit if it
             | cannot secure funding through other means. The inflation
             | rate is well above 2% which means that the government
             | should cut spending and only put money into investments
             | that net a return (cleaning up the canal nets a return).
        
         | bostonfincs wrote:
         | Military does it all the time with helicopters. Not cheap or
         | easy but probably the most likely outcome
        
         | nomy99 wrote:
         | People think I'm joking but we should bomb it to smithereens.
         | The crater would probably just fill up with the water flow.
        
           | neither_color wrote:
           | This was my idea but I figured I'd get laughed out of the
           | comments. Glad I'm not the only one considering it.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | throwaway0a5e wrote:
           | If this had gotten stuck in 1960s Russia they would have done
           | that already.
        
             | nullserver wrote:
             | And 70 years later the radiation levels would be getting
             | back to normal.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | nomy99 wrote:
               | Can use this to avoid radiation :]
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_of_All_Bombs
        
               | fogihujy wrote:
               | Ironically, the blast radius of that thing is still
               | smaller than the ship that would need to be blown up. If
               | you really want to clear the canal with an explosion, it
               | would have to be one large enough to vaporize the ship,
               | making sure there's no debris in the canal afterwards.
        
           | nradov wrote:
           | How many tons of explosives would be required to "bomb it to
           | smithereens" without leaving wreckage that blocks the canal?
           | Please calculate and show your work.
        
           | mrep wrote:
           | Oregon tried that with a dead beached whale 50 years ago.
           | Results hilarious:
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34
        
             | nomy99 wrote:
             | Not enough bomb :[
        
           | BrianOnHN wrote:
           | What would be the total loss cost of this ship?
        
             | cdelsolar wrote:
             | less than the cost of the canal being blocked for multiple
             | weeks
        
             | [deleted]
        
         | tinus_hn wrote:
         | If it is any indication, other ships are turning around and
         | betting on the two weeks journey around Africa.
        
           | ric2b wrote:
           | Imagine if one of those also gets stuck while turning around.
        
         | samizdis wrote:
         | > Some people have suggested unloading the ship. I don't think
         | you realize the infrastructure required to unload a ship.
         | 
         | It seems, though, that a partial unloading is being considered
         | by a professional in the field according to quotes in an
         | article in The Guardian [1]:
         | 
         |  _However, Peter Berdowski, CEO of Boskalis, a specialist
         | dredging company that has sent a crew to the scene, said data
         | so far suggested "it is not really possible to pull it loose"
         | and that the ship may need to be unloaded. "We can't exclude it
         | might take weeks, depending on the situation," Berdowski told
         | Dutch television.
         | 
         | He said the ship's bow and stern had been lifted up against
         | either side of the canal. "It's like an enormous beached whale.
         | It's an enormous weight on the sand. We might have to work with
         | a combination of reducing the weight by removing containers,
         | oil and water from the ship, tugboats and dredging of sand."_
         | 
         | [1] https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/mar/25/suez-canal-
         | blo...
        
           | yottalove wrote:
           | Instead of listing possible technologies and solutions to the
           | problem of re-floating the container ship, why not make an
           | ordered list of worst possible outcomes and approach the
           | problem from the least-worst?
           | 
           | I'll start:
           | 
           | 1. pull the ship out of the sand by force with a fleet of
           | tugs which tears a hole in the ship causing an angle of loll
           | and to subsequently keel over.
        
           | Sudophysics wrote:
           | Ok, I know it sounds crazy. But what if they put a correctly
           | sized explosive(s) deep enough below and along the spine to
           | blow and then fill the area with water, reducing the
           | rheological load? We're talking about 100 feet underneath the
           | canal bed, and do it with a shaped charge that'll be more
           | optimal for the task. Just thinking about fast <1 week
           | methods.
        
             | eCa wrote:
             | If they can dig a tunnel along the boat a 100 feet deep,
             | that would probably be enough to set it free. No need for a
             | boatload of C4 then.
        
               | mattr47 wrote:
               | Elon Musk probably has a team working on it.
        
               | TechBro8615 wrote:
               | How do you stop the ship from collapsing onto the boring
               | device?
        
             | blinky1456 wrote:
             | I was wondering if it is sand, can it be liquefied using
             | vibration around the hull to help loosen it? Something like
             | what they use to vibrate concrete while pouring it.
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV4sTbpa7Hc
        
             | NoOneNew wrote:
             | So... you want to be the one responsible if it doesn't go
             | as planned? Further blocking the canal, let alone damages
             | to the ship and cargo on board.
             | 
             | Theres a reason wacky, dangerous ideas happen in the movies
             | and not real life. The consequences of trying to look
             | clever and failing are pretty severe.
        
             | cm2187 wrote:
             | Works in cartoons!
        
               | goldenkey wrote:
               | Can we just drop some anvils while we are at it? Why ask
               | Tesla to help when ACME has never let us down?
        
               | tinus_hn wrote:
               | I say we attach a giant helium balloon!
        
               | samuell wrote:
               | Or, use airships to unload the containers (as choppers
               | can't lift enough weight)...
        
           | bipson wrote:
           | Not just a professional in the field, he works for the
           | company that got the assignment.
        
           | hunter2_ wrote:
           | Perhaps the classic beached whale clearing technique [0]
           | would work.
           | 
           | [0] https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34
        
             | BasDirks wrote:
             | I cried, fantastic.
        
             | rosstex wrote:
             | I don't have to click that to know what it is.
        
               | redsparrow wrote:
               | If you haven't seen it, this is a remastered version and
               | much better than the ones I remember watching ~20 years
               | ago.
        
               | chris_wot wrote:
               | I got my Wikipedia chops by writing the article about
               | that video. Got the Oddball Barnstar.
        
             | sundvor wrote:
             | Amazing reporting, highly enjoyed the narrative.
             | 
             | Yes let's blow up a whale, beached as. What could possibly
             | go wrong? Remains to be seen.
        
               | drcongo wrote:
               | This pun deserves all the upvotes it can get.
        
               | dctoedt wrote:
               | Upvoted _you_ , too -- I would have skimmed right by the
               | (great) pun had I not noticed your comment.
        
             | randomsearch wrote:
             | Thank you. I haven't laughed that hard since the start of
             | the pandemic.
        
             | kzrdude wrote:
             | Thank you, it's also a time capsule preserving the "hw"
             | pronunciation of whale. (Which seems to be slowly
             | disappearing.)
        
               | finnh wrote:
               | Weirdly my elementary-school-age kids were taught in
               | kindergarten that "wh" is a separate sound from "w", and
               | that the received pronunciation is "hw".
               | 
               | That's in Seattle, where al of nobody does the "hw"
               | thing.
               | 
               | So that was a surprise to find in their little takehome
               | pages. I'm guessing those handouts were first xerox'd 40
               | years ago...
        
             | undebuggable wrote:
             | > No respectable seagull would attempt to taggle[?] [the
             | particles of dead whale] anyway.
        
               | matkoniecz wrote:
               | tackle?
        
             | jugg1es wrote:
             | holy crap amazing. Why doesn't news editorialize like this
             | anymore like this reporter did at the end? Simple, obvious,
             | and stated fairly. You don't always need to talk to the guy
             | who thought the whale hailstorm was still a good idea.
        
               | harshreality wrote:
               | Old school journalism? That kind of reporting takes too
               | long -- two minutes until the event is shown -- to lay
               | out the facts in a responsible way... giving everyone a
               | clear idea of the initial problem, the proposed solution,
               | and what the proposed solution was supposed to
               | accomplish.
               | 
               | Aside from taking too long, it fails to manipulate the
               | audience by giving them a prepackaged take that aligns
               | with the viewers' preconcieved bias, enrages the
               | opposition, and generates audience affinity with the news
               | outlet. Where's the profit in that?
        
               | golergka wrote:
               | Fits into a tik-tok limit of 3 minutes.
        
               | refulgentis wrote:
               | I'm a little confused by this take: editorializing
               | doesn't happen anymore, which is sad. It doesn't happen
               | anymore because editorializing occurs, which is good,
               | because editorializing is bad?
        
               | pyinstallwoes wrote:
               | Journalism, a lost art.
        
         | lhorie wrote:
         | This is a really good example of how terrible people are at
         | judging scale. Some numbers getting thrown around downthread
         | say there's something to the tune of 10,000 40ft containers. To
         | give a bit of a sense of perspective, that's like trying to
         | clear out some 200 football fields worth of semi-trucks, except
         | they are stacked, packed full of stuff, and have no gas or
         | wheels. And all of them are perched atop a ship that is twice
         | as tall and there's no suitable cranes or similar equipment
         | anywhere near the vicinity.
         | 
         | If you ever seen a truck up close, you probably have an idea
         | how tricky it is to maneuver even a single functional one on
         | open flat ground. I can't even begin to imagine what it would
         | take to move off even a fraction of 10,000 equivalents of
         | bricks of the size of trucks, let alone budge the massive ship
         | off of the sand banks.
        
           | cm2012 wrote:
           | Another reference is that the ship is as long as the empire
           | state building is tall.
        
           | tyingq wrote:
           | All true, though I imagine the plan is unloading only some of
           | the containers in conjunction with dredging, pumping out
           | fuel, etc. Still huge scale, but I imagine getting just one
           | of the ends out of the sand would open up more options.
        
           | [deleted]
        
             | stjohnswarts wrote:
             | It probably was when it was initially built :) .
        
           | rtkwe wrote:
           | For moving containers off the best bet would probably be
           | heavy lift choppers, the ship is large enough you could have
           | several working on it at once and then just drop them off
           | nearby to be loaded onto barges or something. A huge
           | undertaking but it any weight taken off the Evergreen is less
           | digging they have to do and the time is so expensive.
           | 
           | Also it's less middle of nowhere there's a pretty large
           | airbase nearby it looks like from Google Maps and a second
           | smaller airport south of where Evergreen got stuck so there's
           | plenty of support near.
           | 
           | https://www.google.com/maps/@30.3371843,32.2798365,3799m/dat.
           | ..
        
             | chaps wrote:
             | Like the OP said, folks really aren't understanding the
             | scale of this problem.. If they manage to do a single crate
             | per minute, that's still just under seven days to do them
             | all.
             | 
             | An _empty_ forty foot shipping container on its own weighs
             | about four tons and their max supported weight is 33.5
             | tons, so the problem is somewhere in between for _every
             | single container_. A Mi-26 helicopter, a  "heavy transport
             | helicopter" can only lift 14.5 tons, so there _will_ be
             | crates that can 't be lifted.
             | 
             | Even if it was possible, and ignoring the logistical
             | issues, you can't ignore the safety issues. Doing it
             | quickly across seven days is going to lead to human and
             | equipment failure, and somebody's bound to get hurt or
             | killed. Considering how many eyes are on this right now,
             | what do you think is going to happen the first time someone
             | dies?
        
               | rocqua wrote:
               | If you can get 10% of the weight down in a week, that is
               | still better than not having the 10% gone. If you can do
               | the helicopter offloading without blocking any other
               | progress, then why not do it immediately?
        
               | chaps wrote:
               | Have a look at my other post in a sister thread.. the
               | reliability of heavy lift helicopters is... garbage.
               | 
               | Sounds like efforts are going into offloading fuel and
               | water tanks while they continue to dig up sand.
        
               | iSnow wrote:
               | Uh, that's worse than I expected. The Egyptian Air Force
               | has some Mil Mi-6, but their max slung load seems to be 8
               | tons according to Wikipedia.
        
               | DocTomoe wrote:
               | As for the weight per container issue, I would expect the
               | heavier container to be further down in the stack, for
               | centre of gravity considerations, e.g. you should still
               | be able to get a significant part of the load off the
               | ship.
        
               | davidgould wrote:
               | The objective is to lighten the ship. Moving the light
               | containers isn't optimal.
        
               | cpcallen wrote:
               | Sure, but removing two light containers is easier and
               | more useful than failing to remove one heavy one.
        
               | rtkwe wrote:
               | > Considering how many eyes are on this right now, what
               | do you think is going to happen the first time someone
               | dies?
               | 
               | Considering how many goods and how much money is being
               | blocked up by this the response may be loud from come
               | parties but I doubt governments will care enough to stop
               | it.
               | 
               | Some estimates I saw put the estimate at 10 billion
               | dollars of goods being held up by the jammed ship and the
               | costs of delays caused by sailing around the Cape instead
               | will probably put a multiple on to that number before
               | this is all over. There are construction projects in that
               | corner of the globe worth far less that kill far more
               | than just a few people but that hasn't really slowed them
               | down much has it?
        
               | TechBro8615 wrote:
               | From a system design perspective, it's kind of nuts that
               | the entire planet has only one single canal connecting
               | two major bodies of water, and it's in a country with a,
               | shall we say, precarious government. Surely such a single
               | point of failure is a massive risk. Granted, geography
               | doesn't leave us many choices, but could we at least
               | build another, parallel canal to it?
        
               | rtkwe wrote:
               | The Suez is at basically the one point it makes sense to
               | build it. The next closest is off the Gulf of Aqaba and
               | that's right on the border of Egypt and Israel. It really
               | doesn't make sense for Egypt to go through the trouble of
               | cutting a second one on the one in a million shot a ship
               | gets stuck like this. The usual answer is just make sure
               | they don't get stuck rather than spend the billions of
               | dollars cutting a second canal would cost. Even if Egypt
               | was somehow charged the losses for this screw up that
               | probably wouldn't be enough to make it worth cutting a
               | second backup canal.
        
               | pasttense01 wrote:
               | There is another alternative: going around the southern
               | tip of Africa. While this adds a couple weeks to trip
               | time it also saves the massive Suez Canal transit tolls.
               | 
               | And remember the Suez Canal was closed for 8 years after
               | the 1967 Israel/Egypt war.
               | https://thegamming.org/2014/08/31/how-the-closure-of-the-
               | sue...
        
               | disgruntledphd2 wrote:
               | When it was built, the notion that the land around it
               | wouldn't be a colonial possession seemed unlikely.
        
               | chaps wrote:
               | The difference would be in the hyper-visibility of the
               | deaths.
               | 
               | To show what I mean, compare the level of reporting and
               | political backlash from [1], involving two construction
               | workers against [2], involving 11 _other_ deaths, that
               | were only revealed after an audit. Visibility matters. I
               | don 't think it's unfair to say that if any deaths happen
               | here that there would be _far_ more global visibility
               | than [1].
               | 
               | And besides, it's a silly armchair idea that doesn't make
               | any sense whatsoever after ten minutes of scrutiny.
               | 
               | [1] https://www.globalconstructionreview.com/news/rio-
               | cycle-path... [2]
               | https://www.globalconstructionreview.com/news/rio-
               | olympic-de...
        
               | Yizahi wrote:
               | And one per minute is wildly optimistic. I guess it would
               | be more like 20 minutes per container, which will result
               | in a year of offloading 24/7, which is also impossible
               | due to low resource time of helicopter engines and
               | airframe in general (and pilot stress too).
        
               | overscore wrote:
               | From my experience working with helicopters in the
               | military, I think _that_ is wildly optimistic. Probably
               | closer to 60-240 minutes to get each container even 100m
               | by helicopter, with severe limits to parallel operations
               | either in the air, or on the ground /water nearby.
        
               | chaps wrote:
               | Yeah, and it sounds like they can't fly that long without
               | parts failure. It's hard to find thorough information on
               | how long heavy lift helicopters can run for, but a new
               | CH-54K only has an 88.6% reliability rate for missions
               | lasting only 2.25 hours. Shit's looking bad for the
               | helicopter idea.                 However, the current
               | estimate for mission reliability is still below the
               | required threshold (i.e., minimally acceptable)
               | requirement. The program office reported in November 2020
               | that the helicopter demonstrated an 84.5 percent
               | reliability rate, which is short of the program's
               | threshold requirement and below where the program office
               | expected the reliability to be at this point in
               | development.15 The program office projects that the
               | helicopter should reach mission reliability of 88.6
               | percent after operational testing.16 According to program
               | officials, the main causes of the reliability shortfalls
               | have been technical issues identified during
               | developmental testing. For example, the reliability of
               | the main gearbox has been one of the main factors
               | affecting the helicopter's overall mission reliability
               | metric.17 As mentioned, the program office has mitigation
               | plans in place to address many of those technical issues,
               | but has not yet demonstrated the required level of
               | overall helicopter mission reliability.
               | 
               | Source: https://www.gao.gov/assets/gao-21-208.pdf
               | (p13/14)
        
             | pacman2 wrote:
             | "For moving containers off the best bet would probably be
             | heavy lift choppers, the ship is large enough you could
             | have several working on it at once a"
             | 
             | I thought about this. I don't think a chopper can lift the
             | container. Depending on the size of the containers, even
             | the biggest chopper might not be enough
             | https://www.businessinsider.com/russia-mi-26-helicopter-
             | llft...
             | 
             | Get the ship moving again, I think if you pull too hard, it
             | may fall apart. There is no infrastructure to unload it.
             | 
             | Gut feeling: Mount a crane on a ship and start unloading it
             | to a smaller ship.
        
               | SenHeng wrote:
               | There's the crane lifting a crane lifting a crane method.
               | [0]
               | 
               | Though I suspect another problem would be getting another
               | ship large enough for all those cranes and strong enough
               | to support all the weight close enough to the ship
               | without them damaging each other by knocking into each
               | other from waves and weight movement.
               | 
               | I also forgot about the matter of transporting those
               | giant cranes onto the site. That itself would probably
               | take weeks.
               | 
               | [0]https://www.constructionjunkie.com/blog/2015/8/9/watch
               | -a-con...
        
               | pacman2 wrote:
               | "Though I suspect another problem would be getting
               | another ship large enough for all those cranes and strong
               | enough to support all the weight close enough to the ship
               | without them damaging each other by knocking into each
               | other from waves and weight movement."
               | 
               | I don't thinks this is your concern. Desperate times,
               | desperate measures. Likely you would fix/attach the crane
               | ship to the container ship. I am sure they are willing to
               | salvage two ships at this time. The daily losses must be
               | gigantic.
        
             | perlgeek wrote:
             | Ha, in the late 90s/early 00s, there was some buzz in
             | Germany about building a huge freight airship:
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CargoLifter
             | 
             | They went bankrupt, which is kinda sad. It had a designed
             | lift capacity of 160t, so could theoretically lift several
             | containers at once, given the right harness.
             | 
             | (Of course I have no idea if it would be have been
             | practical to use it to unload the containers, but the idea
             | is certainly intriguing).
        
               | andi999 wrote:
               | The fundamental problem/flaw with that was when dropping
               | off something you needed to somehow get a dummy load to
               | not float away. (releasing the helium is not an option
               | due to economical reasons)
        
             | avidiax wrote:
             | I suspect something more like they drop the containers in
             | the desert. The value of the goods is irrelevant in the
             | face of cutting off Europe from Asia.
        
             | lhorie wrote:
             | I'm definitely curious to see what they end up using. If
             | the solution ends up involving choppers, there's obviously
             | the question of tensile load specs for all the involved
             | parts (the chopper itself, the cables, the containers, wind
             | considerations, etc). I don't imagine they would have
             | enough equipment with sufficiently large specs just laying
             | around in case of an emergency like this, especially on
             | such a large scale (recall we're talking about _airlifting
             | truck-sized loads_ , possibly numbering in the hundreds or
             | even thousands), and it's not clear to me what kinds of
             | forces the choppers are designed to withstand, especially
             | if we consider lateral forces due to wind or container
             | geometry or whatever.
        
               | rtpg wrote:
               | I mean the boat is located 90 minutes from Cairo. It's
               | not easy but Cairo has skyscrapers and a construction
               | industry.
               | 
               | Of course there is the "what is physically possible" and
               | "what is politically doable" and there maybe a bit of a
               | gulf there.
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | I mean, heavy-lifting choppers are something that I'd
               | also expect the average NATO or (former) Warsaw Pact
               | nation to have, and it's arguably in their best interests
               | to make sure a key shipping route is operational (and in
               | Egypt's best interests to accept any help possible).
               | 
               | Hell, Israel's close by, and I'm pretty sure they've got
               | this sort of airpower in droves _and_ are probably pretty
               | heavily reliant on the Suez Canal; maybe instead of
               | _fighting_ with Egypt the Israelis could, say, pitch in
               | and foster some good will? And further, it 'll make up
               | for the time when fighting between the two countries
               | _caused_ a Suez Canal blockage ;)
        
               | lhorie wrote:
               | I mean, physical existence of a chopper vs its viability
               | for this specific operation are very different things.
               | Think of it this way: you may have a car, and you may
               | even be familiar with installing and maneuvering a
               | standard size tow. But that doesn't mean that I can just
               | ask you out of the blue to come over and tow a prefab
               | house that you've never handled before, then ask you to
               | do it again a dozen times over (and on the double), and
               | expect everything to go peachy.
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | Right, but in this context we're talking about countries
               | with helicopters specifically intended to haul heavy
               | things like shipping containers (and tanks, and trucks,
               | and military base prefabs, and stuff). Keeping the
               | analogy, it's like if you bought a Ford F-650 and your
               | neighbors need help pulling some broken down semi (that's
               | blocking the whole road) off the street in front of their
               | house. And maybe you and your neighbor ain't on the best
               | of terms, but you decide to at least offer to help
               | anyway, because you need to use that street, too, and
               | what was the point of buying that big pickup truck if you
               | ain't gonna do truck stuff?
               | 
               | In this case, you're Israel, your neighbor's Egypt, the
               | street is the Suez Canal, the semi is a giant container
               | ship, and your F-650 is about 23 CH-53-derived heavy-
               | lifting helicopters.
        
               | lhorie wrote:
               | But do they actually routinely haul shipping containers
               | packed to the brim? And continuously for days on end?
               | There are various people in this thread saying that they
               | can't, either because the specs are not up to par or
               | because the stress risks rapid/early mechanical failure.
               | 
               | Also, while we're at it w/ terrible analogies, consider
               | that many people (including the CEO of the company that
               | got called to clean up this mess) are saying this is
               | going to take weeks. The more accurate analogy is that
               | your F-650 is a dozen tugboats, the truck is not blocking
               | the road, but instead sunk in a marsh an hour away from
               | town (the suez sand bank), loaded w/ 10,000 50lb lead
               | anvils (the containers) and all the manpower you are able
               | to summon in order to move those anvils are a dozen
               | highly paid software engineers (the choppers) who may or
               | may not be inclined to take a week off to help you move
               | the anvils off the truck, and who may or may not be
               | actually physically capable of helping even if they
               | wanted to spend their week hauling hundreds of 50lb
               | anvils by hand. Oh, and you can't just drop anvils in the
               | marsh either, even by accident, due to the risk of
               | poisoning the water supply for the town. And you can't
               | rule out the risk of one of the software engineers
               | tripping and drowning. And you're not even sure your
               | F-650 _can_ pull the truck out without tumbling it on its
               | side or yanking off the front axle even if you empty it
               | out completely.
        
               | NoOneNew wrote:
               | Average expected teu is 30k lbs on a ship. A 20ft
               | container is already close to the redline of these
               | helicopters on the average. You cant max these vehicles
               | for more than an hour or so without needing repairs. A
               | 40ft container cant even be considered. Nearly all
               | containers are packed to the brim to ink out max goods
               | shipped. The whole chopper idea is just a movie fantasy
               | for this. Real life is not pleasant to armchair theory.
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | > Average expected teu is 30k lbs on a ship
               | 
               | Yeah, _average_. That doesn 't mean that every container
               | - or even most containers - are loaded to that weight per
               | TEU. Indeed, it's highly likely that they're not; the
               | heavy containers are going to be toward the bottom, and
               | the lighter containers are going to be toward the top.
               | And there are probably a lot more light containers than
               | heavy ones, because...
               | 
               | > Nearly all containers are packed to the brim
               | 
               | Volumetrically, yes. Not necessarily in terms of weight.
               | Indeed, unless you're shipping gold ingots or something,
               | "max goods shipped" necessarily means that you're more
               | likely to run into volumetric limits first.
               | 
               | Not to mention that the max container weight in practice
               | is usually a fair bit lower than the ISO spec, since
               | those containers have to get to their destination - which
               | means traveling on roads and railways with their own
               | weight limits (both for the whole vehicle and per-axle),
               | and on vehicles that themselves are part of that limit
               | (and themselves have limits of their own). And further, a
               | container can only have so much weight stacked on top of
               | it.
               | 
               | > Real life is not pleasant to armchair theory.
               | 
               | Indeed it is not, which is why when it comes to the
               | containers themselves I'm speaking from experience as a
               | professional in the supply chain / logistics field :)
               | 
               | (But yes, admittedly my knowledge on military helicopters
               | is less substantial, so if there's someone who's _not_ an
               | armchair theorist on that topic who wants to chime in,
               | that 'd be most welcome)
        
               | eptcyka wrote:
               | FYI, it is in fact not necessary to start a comment with
               | "I mean".
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | I mean, regardless of necessity it ain't like it hinders
               | parsing of the comment, FYI.
        
               | joshjdr wrote:
               | Nor "FYI".
        
               | chx wrote:
               | I am afraid you underestimate the weight of those TEUs
               | and overestimate the capabilities of the Sikorsky CH-53
               | (which is what Israel has). That chopper has a max
               | payload of 32000 lbs and a 40ft TEU has a max gross
               | weight of 67500 lbs. Maybe you get lucky... but you'd
               | need a lot of luck.
               | 
               | Also, if they find this is feasible, you don't
               | necessarily need Israel to get a few Sikorsky choppers
               | there, at least the Incirlik air base must have some and
               | the Sikorsky definitely has the operational range to
               | cross over there on its own, Iran certainly has some, the
               | Eisenhower last I checked a few weeks ago was near Italy
               | and surely that group has at least a few Sea Dragons...
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | > That chopper has a max payload of 32000 lbs and a 40ft
               | TEU has a max gross weight of 67500 lbs. Maybe you get
               | lucky... but you'd need a lot of luck.
               | 
               | 1. This assumes that the containers are actually loaded
               | to their maximum gross weight. That doesn't seem likely;
               | you're much more likely to run out of volume first - even
               | if you're deliberately "optimizing" for as much weight in
               | those containers as possible.
               | 
               | 1a. This assumes that the heavy containers are at the top
               | rather than the bottom, which would be backwards from how
               | containers are supposed to be stacked (or even _allowed_
               | to be stacked per your average safety guidelines around
               | center of mass, stack limits, etc.).
               | 
               | 2. This assumes that multiple helicopters can't work in
               | tandem (which they can, from what I understand).
               | 
               | So yeah, even if there are some containers that are too
               | heavy to safely unload via helicopter, I strongly suspect
               | that quite a few - most, probably - of those containers
               | could be readily unloaded. And further, even if that
               | ain't enough to get the ship moving again, it's at least
               | a good start.
               | 
               | > the Eisenhower last I checked a few weeks ago was near
               | Italy and surely that group has at least a few Sea
               | Dragons...
               | 
               | Even better.
        
               | overscore wrote:
               | > 2. This assumes that multiple helicopters can't work in
               | tandem (which they can, from what I understand).
               | 
               | Do you mean two helicopters carrying a single slung load?
               | That is not practised anywhere.
               | 
               | Tandem loads in military terms refer to a single
               | helicopter carrying two slung loads, one in front of the
               | other.
               | 
               | As far as I know, none of the helicopters mentioned above
               | are rated for sling operations with 40ft containers.
        
               | saagarjha wrote:
               | I think there's a canal there, actually.
        
             | withinboredom wrote:
             | Have you ever tried to stack containers before? Or had to
             | airlift something via tow on a helicopter? You can do the
             | latter (I watched it happen in the military), but the
             | former isn't happening from a helicopter, not into a
             | floating barge anyway.
        
               | danielheath wrote:
               | There's no shortage of nearby desert not being used for
               | anything else.
        
               | lhorie wrote:
               | But the final goal is to put the containers back on the
               | ship after it gets unstuck, no? I imagine the point of
               | the containers being on the ship in the first place is
               | that there are not enough trucks on land to get the
               | containers off the desert to their destinations.
        
               | danielheath wrote:
               | Right now the goal is to unblock the canal; if the entire
               | cargo were lost in the process, that would be expensive,
               | but I'm not confident it'd be more expensive than
               | blocking shipping through for an extra fortnight.
        
               | nerfhammer wrote:
               | it follows then that we should consider blowing up the
               | ship
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | I suspect that might very well be on the table.
               | 
               | Hell, a big enough explosion might prevent ships from
               | ever getting stuck at that spot again.
        
               | lifeformed wrote:
               | And you could recoup the costs by selling tickets to
               | watch the explosion.
        
               | GekkePrutser wrote:
               | @nerfhammer: Great idea, littering the canal with sharp
               | debris pieces so the next ships will be torn to shreds :)
        
               | WindyLakeReturn wrote:
               | It sounded like they were intended to drop them on land,
               | where one would hope no ships would be hitting them.
               | 'Lost' would be referring to the likely chance that once
               | put on the desert they wouldn't be retrieved.
        
               | Scoundreller wrote:
               | Dredging is the easy part. Not sure how much swimming
               | happens in the canal. We only have to worry about cutting
               | through steel, not skin.
        
               | vkou wrote:
               | Ships traveling at 7 knots over a minefield of sunken
               | containers will happily shred their steel skin.
        
               | scoopertrooper wrote:
               | Ideally, but the value of whatever cargo is on the ship
               | is worth less than a functioning global supply chain.
               | 
               | How the insurance would be settled would be interesting,
               | I suppose it'd be the same as though the cargo was blown
               | overboard.
        
               | GekkePrutser wrote:
               | The ship isn't floating though, that's the problem. But
               | I'd imagine it's very stable when trying to lift stuff of
               | due to it being stuck.
        
             | vanviegen wrote:
             | It seems that containers may be too heavy. The most
             | powerful chopper (the M-26) lifts up to 20,000kg (with most
             | heavy-lift choppers probably lifting about half that),
             | while some containers may wel exceed 30,000kg.
        
               | souprock wrote:
               | Wikipedia says: As of 2016, the Mi-26 still holds the
               | Federation Aeronautique Internationale world record for
               | the greatest mass lifted by a helicopter to 2,000 metres
               | (6,562 ft) - 56,768.8 kilograms (125,000 lb) on a flight
               | in 1982.
               | 
               | That is 56.8 to 62.5 tons, depending on the type of ton.
               | Lift two containers at once.
               | 
               | Making things even easier, the shipping company knows the
               | position and weight of every container. The containers
               | have been carefully placed, keeping the weight low and
               | spread evenly. The containers on top are the low-weight
               | ones.
        
               | vanviegen wrote:
               | Two paragraphs earlier, Wikipedia states "the Mi-26 has a
               | payload of up to 20 tonnes (44,000 lb)". Exceeding the
               | documented maximum payload by almost a factor of 3 sounds
               | like an excessive amount of overengineering, even by
               | software standards. :-)
               | 
               | You're right that most of the heaviest containers would
               | be at the bottom of the stack. That's kind of a mixed
               | blessing though..
        
               | overscore wrote:
               | That's at the max takeoff weight (56,000kg), including
               | the weight of the helicopter, fuel, crew, etc.
               | 
               | Depending on the temperature as the site, that could be a
               | lot lower.
        
               | [deleted]
        
             | rdiddly wrote:
             | Yep. Throw a bunch of these and a bunch of fossil fuels at
             | the problem:
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikorsky_S-64_Skycrane
        
               | knz wrote:
               | There are comments further down explaining how the
               | containers likely weigh substantially more than the lift
               | capacity of heavy lift helicopters. They'd have to
               | partially unload the contents of each individual
               | container first.
               | 
               | And if you're unloading, the human labor cost to unload
               | the whole container is probably cheaper than the cost of
               | running a fleet of helicopters for weeks to months.
        
               | gbin wrote:
               | Or just blowing it up and push the pieces to the sides I
               | would guess...
        
               | avereveard wrote:
               | Build a pyramid on top and let scavengers do their thing
        
               | Cass wrote:
               | I like this scavengers idea. How far is it to Cairo, and
               | what's unemployment like after Corona killed the tourism
               | industy? Unlock all the containers, tell people you're
               | paying them fifteen bucks an hour to come unload, AND
               | they get to keep whatever they can carry off. How many
               | people can you fit on that ship at once?
        
               | theshrike79 wrote:
               | I like the way you think.
               | 
               | I'd buy a plane ticket to Suez to see that. Or even pay
               | for a proper 4k stream of the event.
        
               | sn_master wrote:
               | The Skycrane helicopter that OP referred to is a true
               | beast. It can lift heavy tanks and intact electricity
               | towers. I won't be surprised if it gets used to lift the
               | containers one-by-one.
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQrUiCd61U
        
               | EMM_386 wrote:
               | That is nowhere close to the biggest. Check out the
               | Mi-26:
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW_IxNLNvrY
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-26
               | 
               | Even that is not enough. It can lift 20 tons, and the 40
               | foot containers on this ship are heavier than that.
        
               | souprock wrote:
               | It can lift at least 56.8 to 62.5 tons, depending on your
               | definition of tons. The heavy containers have been placed
               | on the bottom of the ship for better stability, leaving
               | the lightest ones on top.
        
               | CraigJPerry wrote:
               | 28 tons of that is the helicopter itself though i think?
        
               | rtkwe wrote:
               | Can be heavier than that most won't be the max gross
               | tonage. The biggest hurdle might be knowing which ones
               | they can pick though. In not sure if the shipping company
               | keeps the weights of every container on file somewhere.
        
               | sn_master wrote:
               | Wow, the Chinook looks so tiny in comparison to the
               | Mi-26.
               | 
               | 40ft container maximum weight is 67,200 lbs. Skycrane max
               | payload is 20,000 lbs and Mi-26 is 44,000 lbs. But do you
               | think all the containers are at max weight? The ones on
               | top are the lightest and the helicopters might be able to
               | help with them after all, or maybe we can find a way to
               | use two helicopters per container.
               | 
               | http://containertech.com/about-containers/40-standard-
               | vs-40-...
        
               | Toutouxc wrote:
               | > or maybe we can find a way to use two helicopters per
               | container
               | 
               | Spoken like a true programmer :) That's incredibly
               | difficult and dangerous.
        
               | slifin wrote:
               | Lol, Can we compose the helicopters?
        
               | dkersten wrote:
               | Split it into many micro-helicopters, each deployed and
               | scaled independently?
        
               | Sohcahtoa82 wrote:
               | I'm picturing a fleet of a few thousand hobbyist drones.
               | 
               | It would sound like a massive angry swarm of bees.
        
           | dheera wrote:
           | What if they retrofitted the propeller as a winch and
           | connected a steel cable?
        
             | dahfizz wrote:
             | Just dragging the ship across the sand risks damaging the
             | hull and making the situation worse
        
               | dmoy wrote:
               | Not to mention dragging a 300,000,000 pound ship through
               | sand is... difficult.
        
               | dheera wrote:
               | Hmm. Are there magic fish that eat sand what we could
               | release down there?
        
               | Chris2048 wrote:
               | Maybe we can use pumps to inject the sand with hagfish
               | slime?
        
               | a9h74j wrote:
               | Next subsidized Elon venture: _The Dragging Company_.
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | "It's A Real Drag(TM)"
        
             | lhorie wrote:
             | That's going to either snap the cable or damage the
             | propeller. Probably both.
        
         | 6nf wrote:
         | Only about the center third of the channel is actually deep
         | enough for this massive ship. Both ends of the ship is stuck in
         | several meters of sand. So far they've only managed get two
         | bulldozers on to try and dig it out but progress is slow.
        
           | nate_meurer wrote:
           | It's possible the excavation is exploratory in nature. It
           | might be hard to know how stuck the bow is without digging a
           | little.
        
           | blhack wrote:
           | Those excavators are there for show while they try to figure
           | out what to do. There is absolutely no chance that 2 guys
           | with excavators are going to dredge out enough of the canal
           | to free the ship, and the canal authorities know this.
           | 
           | It there was even shadow of a chance that that might work,
           | then every single excavator in Northern Africa would be on
           | it's way to the canal to dig it out and free the ship.
           | 
           | In fact I'd say that if there was even a snowball's chance in
           | hell that that would work, China would be airdropping
           | excavators into the area as we speak.
        
             | OldHand2018 wrote:
             | > In fact I'd say that if there was even a snowball's
             | chance in hell that that would work
             | 
             | Damn straight, considering the law of salvage[1]:
             | 
             | > The law of salvage is a principle of maritime law whereby
             | any person who helps recover another person's ship or cargo
             | in peril at sea is entitled to a reward commensurate with
             | the value of the property salved.
             | 
             | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_salvage
        
               | hyperbovine wrote:
               | I'm no expert but the ship does not appear to be at sea.
               | One could even venture so far to say that that is the
               | crux of the matter.
        
               | adamjb wrote:
               | Not an expert either but I found this:
               | 
               | >Thus, if the ship was not a under command, unable to
               | navigate or to reach port unaided, the service will be
               | considered salvage even though the ship was not in
               | imminent danger of destruction.
               | 
               | >It was in the light of this that Gilmore posits that
               | releasing a ship that has run aground or on reefs,
               | breaching a ship to keep her from running on rock,
               | raising a sunken vessel, putting out a fire, and
               | recapture of a ship taken by pirates, are all salvage
               | acts.
               | 
               |  _The maritime salvor as a volunteer adventurer_ ,
               | Nzeribe Ejimnkeonye Abangwu, _International Journal of
               | Law_ , Volume 3; Issue 5; September 2017
        
               | demarq wrote:
               | I see what you did there
        
               | PeterisP wrote:
               | Well, the law of salvage wouldn't apply since there's no
               | "peril at sea" involved - the ship and its crew and its
               | cargo are in no imminent danger. They are stuck, but
               | there's no damage or destruction expected to them that
               | would justify salvage. Losses by ship inactivity or
               | blocking the channel are out of scope for salvage, since
               | these are costs to someone else, and salvage law applies
               | when you rescue the property of the ship owner/operator,
               | it refers only to value of ship and cargo and (recently)
               | environmental damage like oil spills (if it would be the
               | liability of the ship operator).
        
               | dheera wrote:
               | That's not a good deal. If it was your property that was
               | lost, you now have to pay full price in cash to get your
               | property back?
               | 
               | If that was the deal, forget salvaging it, just buy a new
               | one with the cash instead.
               | 
               | Just ditch the ship and buy a new one if that's the
               | choice you face.
        
               | rasz wrote:
               | Oh it gets better, they could declare General Average
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_average and then
               | instead of buying new one of what you lost you are
               | chipping in for everyone else on board.
        
               | fuzxi wrote:
               | Commensurate means proportionate, not equivalent. A $100
               | reward for rescuing a $100 billion ship is not
               | commensurate, and neither is a $100 billion reward.
        
               | dheera wrote:
               | Well then what's the factor? 0.1? 0.5? 0.7?
        
               | rocqua wrote:
               | From what I recall, its 25%
        
           | londons_explore wrote:
           | Kind of amazing that in 48 hours, an event happens that
           | threatens one of Egypts major income streams and political
           | power sources, and the maximum they can spare is 2
           | bulldozers...
           | 
           | Like why not call in the army, rent every bulldozer in the
           | district, and within 12 hours you'll have 30 on site and be
           | able to move a lot of sand quickly to free it?
        
             | SilasX wrote:
             | In fairness, the US couldn't ramp up mask or ventilator
             | production very fast when the coronavirus was going to tank
             | the entire economy.
        
               | hanniabu wrote:
               | Well I'm sure we could have, it's just that ex-Presidente
               | chose not to take that action.
        
               | tjs8rj wrote:
               | Why? Out of malice and ignorance? No other country in the
               | world ramped up masks immediately. People put too much
               | stock in the presidency, a position held for 8 years max,
               | and too little stock in the massive systems decades, or
               | hundreds+ years old with incredible inertia that are
               | really responsible for 90% of what happens in the world.
        
               | samcheng wrote:
               | Taiwan, for example, definitely DID ramp up mask
               | production immediately after understanding COVID-19's
               | threat.
               | 
               | https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3924318
               | 
               | The government there commissioned a "national mask team"
               | task force... so there is some credence to the "poor
               | governance" argument in the US.
        
               | balletto wrote:
               | Surgical masks as noted in the article, not N-95 masks
               | which require the specialized equipment and materials.
        
               | rasz wrote:
               | Just look at those idiot nerds, making surgical masks
               | HAHA. They didnt get the Fauci memo about masks being
               | useless
               | 
               | https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/taiwan/
               | 
               | Deaths: 10
        
               | samcheng wrote:
               | Correct.
               | 
               | Turns out blanketing the population with surgical masks,
               | which are designed to block the sputum coughed into the
               | air by a sick person, is an effective tactic against a
               | respiratory disease!
        
               | tjs8rj wrote:
               | Sure, and at this same time Europe still hadn't, Nancy
               | Pelosi was telling everyone to come party with her in SF
               | Chinatown, Biden was still running campaign events, and
               | the CDC was saying masks are ineffective.
               | 
               | Most people didn't realize how bad covid was going to
               | get, even the experts.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | mensetmanusman wrote:
               | Nope, only Germany had the fiber machines, the reason
               | they take a year to build is the global supply chain is
               | so distributed, and you have to build many parts in
               | series.
        
               | imtringued wrote:
               | It's almost been a year and I don't see an end for masks
               | in sight (even with vaccines). Anyone who didn't put
               | money into more production of masks is just greedy. It
               | certainly wasn't a matter of time.
        
               | mensetmanusman wrote:
               | They are, it just takes a year or so to build these
               | mech/chem tech ology machines when the specialized work
               | force is so small and the training takes so long for
               | knowledge transfer... this flows all the way down to high
               | purity polypropylene sourcing itself.
        
               | neither_color wrote:
               | That's not fairness. Chinese expatriates bought up a lot
               | of the world's stock of masks early on when the pandemic
               | was limited to China. Also, ventilator shortages ended up
               | not being a thing. Keep up. The world is not as simple as
               | "America bad."
        
             | eliseumds wrote:
             | They know they have a monopoly. There are no viable
             | alternative routes, so they just don't care enough.
        
               | ceejayoz wrote:
               | Sure there is. It's about to be busier than usual.
               | 
               | https://imgur.com/a/nu0CNPi
        
               | sn41 wrote:
               | Historically, isn't that a "stormier" route? As the
               | euphemism "Cape of Good Hope" replaced the "Cape of
               | Storms".
               | 
               | Also, I think shipping is about to get more expensive, I
               | guess.
        
               | adwn wrote:
               | > _Historically, isn 't that a "stormier" route?_
               | 
               | I'm no expert, but I think it makes a huge difference
               | whether you're in a flimsy, wooden ship with even
               | flimsier sails made of cloth, or in a 400m long,
               | extremely massive steel vessel with a reliable internal
               | combustion engine.
        
               | ryathal wrote:
               | Vs. storms at sea it's not a major difference, and if
               | anything the sail boat is in better shape. The real
               | advantage is accurate weather reports to avoid the worst
               | of it.
        
               | adwn wrote:
               | > _if anything the sail boat is in better shape_
               | 
               | Why? That sounds implausible. Firstly, the larger a ship,
               | the less affected it is by waves. Secondly, high winds
               | will shred your sails, but without sails it's hard to
               | maneuver .
        
               | londons_explore wrote:
               | If I were South Africa, I would announce a tax on passing
               | within 100 miles of their shore for commercial
               | shipping...
        
               | stereo wrote:
               | Territorial waters extend 12 nautical miles (22 km) from
               | a coastline.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Convention_o
               | n_t...
        
               | khuey wrote:
               | Also this would be innocent passage anyways.
        
               | umanwizard wrote:
               | That would be illegal and if they attempted to enforce it
               | they would be engaging in piracy.
        
               | dragonwriter wrote:
               | Well, that would trigger some Freedom of Navigation
               | Operations.
        
               | boc wrote:
               | And that's how you'd get a nice, friendly visit from the
               | Sixth Fleet.
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | "Knock knock. It's the United States. With huge boats.
               | With guns. Gunboats."
        
               | NickNameNick wrote:
               | The US navy has a proud tradition of gunboat diplomacy
               | going back at least as far as commodore Perry and the
               | opening of japan.
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | That's indeed the reference, yep:
               | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
        
               | imtringued wrote:
               | If I were South Africa I would make sure that this route
               | is as attractive as possible.
        
             | gregoriol wrote:
             | It's probably not easy to dig with excavators into the
             | canal: they likely won't reach far enough
        
             | tibbydudeza wrote:
             | I watch Gold Rush and one of the prospectors use a massive
             | Volvo excavator that makes those two tiny ones they use in
             | Suez look like tinker toys.
             | 
             | I think they have no idea at this moment as the tugs can't
             | get it done.
        
             | tim333 wrote:
             | I don't think the "2 bulldozers" was a serious plan. Just
             | what they happened to have nearby where someone thought to
             | give it a go.
        
             | luxuryballs wrote:
             | Is it possible someone is blocking the canal on purpose?
             | For some geopolitical reason maybe.
        
               | markdown wrote:
               | Maybe someone on WSB who's built up a massive short-sell
               | position.
        
               | imtringued wrote:
               | Didn't most of them get in at 200-300? It's below that
               | now.
        
               | secfirstmd wrote:
               | Hanlons Razor I reckon.
               | 
               | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor
        
               | luxuryballs wrote:
               | Yeah but still doesn't change the probability of it being
               | on purpose or not.
        
               | nullsense wrote:
               | Can't stop. Won't stop. Game stop.
        
             | Aperocky wrote:
             | The (wo)man hour myth.
             | 
             | In all fairness, all the excavator in the world probably
             | won't solve the problem, because they have to sit on land,
             | but the ship cuts deep.
        
             | dahfizz wrote:
             | > Like why not call in the army, rent every bulldozer in
             | the district, and within 12 hours you'll have 30 on site
             | and be able to move a lot of sand quickly to free it?
             | 
             | Because that would all be a tremendous waste of money, and
             | would not get the ship any closer to being free.
        
         | TedShiller wrote:
         | This ship thing is a perfect metaphor for the current US
         | government.
        
         | failwhaleshark wrote:
         | They need to give that canal some serious laxatives to flush
         | that ship out. ;-]
         | 
         | But seriously, it looks like dredging or a king tide will be
         | needed to get that ship flushed out of there.
         | 
         | Btw, it takes roughly 9-10 additional days to navigate a ship
         | around the horn so ships would be better off steaming the long
         | way around if time is critical.
        
         | nabla9 wrote:
         | Lloyd's List estimated that every day Suez is closed costs US$9
         | billion ($400 million per hour).
         | 
         | If it could be done technically and open up the canal, it would
         | be cheaper for insurance companies to buy the ship, it's cargo,
         | buy all nearby property and then blow the whole ship up.
        
           | a9h74j wrote:
           | Which is what fraction of what the Fed is lending. Problem
           | solved.
        
           | imtringued wrote:
           | Slice the containers into three pieces. Take each piece by
           | helicopter. It would probably take a month.
        
           | sellyme wrote:
           | I was wondering how far I'd have to scroll down this thread
           | to get to the "does Egypt have any nukes?" solution.
        
             | tim333 wrote:
             | Nah but a US ICBM could be there in 30 min.
        
             | a9h74j wrote:
             | I haven't spotted "now you have two problems" anywhere yet.
        
           | mrep wrote:
           | That figure is for the value of goods that traverse the
           | canal, not the closed cost. The canal generated 5.61 billion
           | USD in 2020 [0] so it is costing them 15 million dollars a
           | day in lost revenue.
           | 
           | For the shipping companies, they can still go around Africa
           | and the cost of doing that is probably only a little higher
           | than paying the toll as Egypt wants to extract as much money
           | as they can without pricing it over the cost of going around
           | Africa otherwise the shipping companies would just do that in
           | the first place.
           | 
           | [0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Canal_Authority#:~:te
           | xt=I....
        
           | neither_color wrote:
           | With so many ships going through every day for decades it's a
           | wonder this never happened before.
        
             | bergie wrote:
             | We've had ships this big only for a few years.
        
             | HenryKissinger wrote:
             | In its simplest form, Murphy's Law states: If anything can
             | go wrong, it will.
        
           | maxerickson wrote:
           | From orbit.
        
           | suzzer99 wrote:
           | It makes you wonder if anyone has an old aircraft carrier
           | they'd be willing to use as a battering ram. Try to hit it
           | towards the bow to dislodge it.
        
             | fogihujy wrote:
             | And if that ram breaks you'll not just have a giant
             | container ship stuck there, but a bloody aircraft carrier
             | as well. :D
        
               | moduspol wrote:
               | Clearly that's when you send in the next aircraft
               | carrier.
        
             | playerm1 wrote:
             | Newport News Shipbuilding had the old Enterprise CVN 65.
             | May be slightly contaminated.
        
         | terramex wrote:
         | As this thread turned into 'post your crazy idea and get told
         | why it would not work' here is my take: use powerful water
         | pumps and direct streams of water to flush out the sand in
         | spots where the ship rests on it and also around the bow.
         | 
         | Something like that, but redirected under the ship:
         | https://youtu.be/BIoBGZLc7wM?t=184
        
           | JulianMorrison wrote:
           | Or direct pressure up from below to liquefy the sand,
           | quicksand-style.
        
           | Cthulhu_ wrote:
           | That's probably what they will end up using, it's also the
           | most compact thing they can bring to the site in short order.
           | I mean companies like Boskalis and Mammoet have massive
           | seaborne cranes, but it'll take a while for them to get there
           | - I'm sure they're already on the way as well, in case the
           | other solutions don't work or are late.
        
           | dghlsakjg wrote:
           | This is the comment that proves the rule!
           | 
           | This is such a good idea that it actually exists and works.
           | 
           | Look up water injection dredging.
        
             | Animats wrote:
             | That's very likely to be used, probably in conjunction with
             | the suction dredge already brought in. Using compressed air
             | or water to push around the sand you want to dredge is
             | quite common. Sometimes ships have been un-stuck from mud
             | by injecting compressed air near the hull to break them
             | free of suction.
             | 
             | As a salvage job, this isn't that bad. No waves, a good
             | climate, easy land and water access, hull intact, on an
             | even keel, no leaks. It's just big.
             | 
             | If you want to waste time on this, look up the AIS data for
             | all the big dredges and cranes Boskalis and Smit own, and
             | see what's moving towards the Med. Here's the Boskalis
             | dredger fleet.[1] If those guys decide to move sand, sand
             | will be moved.
             | 
             | Smit's ships include the Smit Borneo, which is a crane ship
             | big enough to take containers off a large container ship.
             | It's done that before.[2] If they have to partially unload
             | the ship in place, it can be done. Not all that fast, but
             | it will get done.
             | 
             | Here's a Smit container removal job from a smaller ship,
             | but one in much worse condition.[3]
             | 
             | Those guys do a lot of planning and modeling first. The
             | idea is not to make things worse.
             | 
             | [1] https://boskalis.com/about-us/fleet-and-
             | equipment/dredgers.h...
             | 
             | [2] https://photos.marinetraffic.com/ais/showphoto.aspx?pho
             | toid=...
             | 
             | [3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ZSdVGLj-Y
        
           | m4rtink wrote:
           | That's actually even a technique that has been used in these
           | places in the past - Egypt used it when attacking Israeli
           | fortifications on one of the banks during one of the
           | conflicts in the past, just washed them away so they could
           | cross with less resistance.
        
           | NickNameNick wrote:
           | I wonder if a modified jet boat could work? A bit like those
           | flying platforms that are built as a hose connected to the
           | output of a jetski.
        
         | 01100011 wrote:
         | Could you build a temporary barrier around the ship and the
         | section of the canal, bring in some massive pumps, and
         | temporarily raise the water level around the ship?
         | 
         | Edit: Something like this
         | https://www.hydrologicalsolutions.com/aqua-barrier-cofferdam...
        
           | nhoughto wrote:
           | Imagine the pressures on the temporary barrier too, and what
           | a failure would mean. Even bigger disaster.
        
             | throwaway0a5e wrote:
             | The pressure on the hypothetical levee wouldn't be much
             | since we're only talking about a couple dozen feet of water
             | depth. (Yes, some jerk is going to come along and calculate
             | out that that's an impressive amount of total force and act
             | like that's a big deal but it's not really that impressive
             | when you've got a huge amount of material to spread it out
             | over).
             | 
             | Digging out around the ship is going to be much less work
             | because of the amount of material you'll need to move and
             | how far you'll need to move it.
        
               | bbarnett wrote:
               | Hey, that's an _incredible_ amount of force, it 's too
               | risky, not to mention it will impact the local ecosystem,
               | and uh, stuff!
        
               | throwaway0a5e wrote:
               | Regardless, removing cargo and/or dredging around the
               | ship is gonna be tons (literally) less work (literally).
        
               | bbarnett wrote:
               | A dual approach might be to dig around, but just place
               | the dirt in preparation for a temporary levy scenario.
               | 
               | So much cash burned per hour, a fallback wouldn't hurt,
               | and secondary backhoes could be used, so the primaries
               | don't slow down in their primary task, dredging.
               | 
               | Of course, I bet someone is, even now, trying to reduce
               | costs, not caring that even an hour or two will wipe out
               | all savings.
        
               | engineer_22 wrote:
               | That is an engineer's job, of course, to match project
               | outcomes to schedule and cost.
               | 
               | An atom bomb would certainly clear the canal, but what of
               | the cost?
        
             | Aeolun wrote:
             | A failure would mean all the water bursts out and the ship
             | is stuck again. I don't see how that would set us back
             | much?
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | TylerE wrote:
               | The spot where the ship is abuts to a town with a 750k
               | pop. There are residential neighborhoods directly
               | adjacent to the canal.
        
               | Aeolun wrote:
               | Ah, yeah. Given the location I think the original plan is
               | already a bit hard to execute, even without the flood
               | risk.
        
           | rapnie wrote:
           | In the middle parts of the ship it is probably not grounded,
           | so you might have ropes below the hull with large inflatable
           | balloons on both sides below water level, to give the ship
           | extra lift. Then on a high tide, with oil & water removed,
           | maybe some dredging on the sides where it needs to rotate to,
           | and.. go!
        
             | asmithmd1 wrote:
             | Lets say they cabled a Goodyear blimp to each side of the
             | ship One Goodyear blimp is about 5,000 m^3 and a meter^3 of
             | seawater is about a ton, so that gives us 10,000 tones of
             | lifting force!.
             | 
             | The ship weighs 220,000 so it will be riding about 4.5%
             | higher in the water. The main channel is very narrow. Its
             | bow is buried about 20m deep and 100m into the shallow
             | bottom outside of the channel. They are not going to lift
             | it out.
        
               | Cthulhu_ wrote:
               | Now I want a giant sci-fi blimp to swoop in and lift it
               | up.
        
             | EpicOne4223 wrote:
             | Someone get the old man and that little boy scout from Up
             | on the phone, stat!
        
               | VBprogrammer wrote:
               | As the proud father of a toddler my first thought was
               | "somebody call the paw patrol"
        
               | jeffrallen wrote:
               | "Zuma, I'm going to need your boat, and Sky, I'm going to
               | need you to unload containers onto Zuma. Paw Patrol,
               | let's go!"
        
               | christophilus wrote:
               | I went to Bob the Builder. That dude can fix it.
        
             | lizzard wrote:
             | I totally came here to suggest huge balloons!
        
               | rektide wrote:
               | /larry ellison flies in & starts using his fuel cell
               | zeppelin to save the day
        
             | wongarsu wrote:
             | Maybe something like those air/water tanks they attached to
             | the side of the Costa Concordia to float it [1].
             | 
             | But you would have to take great care to prevent it from
             | rolling over, so you probably can't lift it up too far.
             | 
             | 1: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-28288823
        
               | OldHand2018 wrote:
               | Just so everyone is clear: The company that handled the
               | salvaging of the Costa Concordia is the company that is
               | handling the salvaging of this ship. Same exact people!
               | You can bet that they are going to be doing the best
               | thing that can be done.
        
               | pasttense01 wrote:
               | Yes, but remember how long the Costa Concordia salvage
               | took:
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Concordia_disaster#Sa
               | lva...
        
               | achow wrote:
               | Using the same Concordia techniques maybe SMIT Salvage
               | would float Evergreen to 'loosen' it a bit out of sand,
               | loosen further by dredging, and then when high tide comes
               | [1], Evergreen would be able to turn around with help of
               | tug boats.
               | 
               | [1] https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/best-shot-at-
               | unblocking-suez...
        
               | achow wrote:
               | [1] https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/best-shot-at-
               | unblocking-suez...
        
               | fallingknife wrote:
               | And if you want to know more about the Costa Concordia:
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9KBwqGxTI
        
           | failwhaleshark wrote:
           | That would take weeks-to-months. It's faster to dredge around
           | it with a mobile barge.
        
           | brown9-2 wrote:
           | the land around the canal looks pretty flat, those would have
           | to be very strong barriers
        
           | fileeditview wrote:
           | I've had the exact same idea but the canal bank is very
           | shallow.. so you would have to build around the whole ship
           | (as you said). This also seems like a major undertaking.
           | 
           | I am excited to see how they will solve the problem though!
        
             | wongarsu wrote:
             | If the bank is very shallow and mostly sand, maybe instead
             | of building a damn all around the ship it would be easier
             | to just dredge a new passage that goes around the stuck
             | ship. After all the real problem isn't that the ship is run
             | aground, it's that the canal is blocked for everyone else.
        
               | Johnny555 wrote:
               | I'd think that rather than dredge enough sand/dirt to
               | create a completely new channel, it'd be easier to dredge
               | out enough next to the ship to free it. They should only
               | need to dredge out the bow and stern, the middle of the
               | ship is already in deeper water.
        
               | TylerE wrote:
               | If would be a very long diversion. The turning radius of
               | large ships is, well, astronomical, we're talking miles.
               | 
               | The canal itself is MASSIVE - 79ft deep and 700ft wide -
               | and if you're turning you'd need to be wider still. We're
               | talking about removing absolutely massive amounts of
               | material.
        
               | Aeolun wrote:
               | Well, they did it before, and without the help of the
               | massive diggers we have currently, so it can't be _that_
               | hard, relatively speaking.
               | 
               | Besides, my newspaper said that the economic losses of
               | the stuckness amount to like 400M per hour. That is a
               | looot of money you can throw at a problem.
        
               | nostrademons wrote:
               | The Suez Canal took 10 years to build, with > 30,000
               | people working on it at any given time and over 1.5M
               | total laborers, thousands of whom died.
               | 
               | I don't think we want to be waiting for 10 years. Cheaper
               | to blow up the ship and its cargo than to re-build a
               | whole new canal.
        
               | TylerE wrote:
               | Blowing it up isn't really a solution either, that still
               | leaves the canal blocked, as it was for 8 years after the
               | 6 day war.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Fleet
        
               | nostrademons wrote:
               | I was being semi-facetious, but now I see that a bunch of
               | people seem to be suggesting that in all seriousness.
               | Poe's Law strikes again.
        
               | ReflectedImage wrote:
               | Actually with a well placed nuclear warhead placed
               | directly under the ship, it could be thrown out of the
               | canal and into the nearby desert clearing the canal route
               | /s
        
               | tomatotomato37 wrote:
               | Fun fact: the ship is larger than the fireball of a
               | peacekeeper warhead would be (~320 meters)
        
               | playerm1 wrote:
               | May want to use two of those bad boys then
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | Those were what, 300kiloton's ish? So if we go to 1+
               | megaton we'd be good. Seems reasonable if we go up to 3-4
               | megatons, maybe we'd even end up with a big enough crater
               | one of these ships could pull a three point turn next
               | time?
        
               | arethuza wrote:
               | A better way would be to explode one medium sized nuke
               | under the ship, wait a few seconds then explode another
               | and then start exploding nukes behind it until it's going
               | fast enough.
               | 
               | Project Orion did contemplate a 400m _diameter_ ship
               | weighing 8 million tons....
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_prop
               | uls...
        
               | aww_dang wrote:
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare
               | 
               | >Proposed uses for nuclear explosives under Project
               | Plowshare included widening the Panama Canal,
               | constructing a new sea-level waterway through Nicaragua
               | nicknamed the Pan-Atomic Canal, cutting paths through
               | mountainous areas for highways, and connecting inland
               | river systems.
        
               | gpvos wrote:
               | Okay, something like the Tsar Bomba then? /s
        
               | concordDance wrote:
               | I suspect any nuke smaller than the Tsar Bomb would leave
               | top large pieces in the way.
        
               | Scarblac wrote:
               | Think outside the box some more. With enough nuclear
               | warheads, trade between Asia and Europe can be made
               | completely irrelevant!
        
               | cesarb wrote:
               | > The turning radius of large ships is, well,
               | astronomical, we're talking miles.
               | 
               | But do the ships actually have to turn? As long as they
               | are floating instead of stuck in the sand, can't they be
               | dragged sideways, either by tugboats or by stationary
               | winches on land?
               | 
               | Of course, the ships would have to stop first, which
               | would take miles of slowing down, and it would probably
               | still be faster to fully dig the stuck ship out of the
               | sand than to dig a diversion channel.
        
               | TylerE wrote:
               | The existing canal is largely straight, so any detour
               | would inevitably involve at least 3 turns..
        
               | sliken wrote:
               | or just 1.
        
               | kbenson wrote:
               | > The turning radius of large ships is, well,
               | astronomical, we're talking miles.
               | 
               | That's when under speed. If these ships don't have the
               | unidirectional port engines like cruise ships do for
               | maneuvering in tight spots (and they may not, I don't
               | know), in this situation they would likely use tugboats
               | for turning. That's what they're for.
               | 
               | That doesn't necessarily make a diversion feasible, but I
               | don't think whether it's feasible or not rests on whether
               | these ships can turn. That's really not the problem as I
               | see it.
        
               | TylerE wrote:
               | If with a zero turn radius, these ships are in excess of
               | 1000ft long...you need a lot of clearance and a large
               | radius just because of the physical dimensions (and so
               | you know, we don't get a _second_ ship wedged sideways in
               | the canal.
        
               | kbenson wrote:
               | We're talking about digging a diversionary channel.
               | Making either end of that where it connects to the
               | current channel wider to accommodate turning is trivial
               | in comparison.
        
               | ethbr0 wrote:
               | If you're talking about digging a diversionary channel,
               | then why not just dig around the boat with the same
               | equipment?
               | 
               | Excavate sand around + weight from ship pancakes sand its
               | sitting on, gradually = ship lowers back to floating
               | depth
        
               | TylerE wrote:
               | Probably very complicated since you couldn't have people
               | in close. What if, as is not unlikely, part of the bank
               | suddenly crumbles and the boat shifts?
               | 
               | Also, I doubt the sand goes down very deep...this is a
               | costal area, not rolling dunes. You're going to hit rock
               | quickly.
        
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               | richardfey wrote:
               | And then some other ship would get stuck while turning?
        
               | dlgeek wrote:
               | They're called azipods.
        
               | ultrarunner wrote:
               | Interestingly enough, the Wikipedia page for this ship
               | says it does have two 2500kW bow thrusters. I imagine if
               | they were worth much in this situation we wouldn't be
               | talking about them, though.
               | 
               | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ever_Given
        
               | TylerE wrote:
               | For fluid dynamic reasons those sort of thrusters are
               | only effective when the ship is stationary
        
               | occamrazor wrote:
               | Well, at the moment the ship is _very_ stationary.
        
               | tim333 wrote:
               | Looking it up a 2500kW bow thruster gives a thrust of
               | about 30 tons (https://www.thrustmaster.net/tunnel-
               | thrusters/electric-motor...)
               | 
               | which is not going to do much here. It seems the trouble
               | with a lot of solutions - the tugs can probably tug with
               | a force of something like 600 tons combined but the ship
               | weights 220,000 tons which is like putting a force of 5kg
               | on a 2 ton car which is stuck. Probably not going to
               | budge it.
               | 
               | Really you want something which will shove it with a
               | force maybe 10% of the weight, say 20,000 tons but there
               | don't seem to be many of those lying around.
               | 
               | I wondered if they tied a cable from the ship to one of
               | the other large ships nearby and fired up the main
               | engines if that could do something?
        
               | Alupis wrote:
               | Dredge a new passage? These ships do not turn on a dime,
               | it would have to be started way before this blockage, and
               | end way after the blockage so that the entry and exit are
               | shallow enough of an angle for even the largest ships to
               | handle with easy.
               | 
               | You're basically asking why can't they just make a whole
               | new canal in less than a week?
        
             | jacquesm wrote:
             | You might end up getting it stuck _higher_. Then what?
        
               | imperfectcats wrote:
               | Then that is tomorrow me's problem!
               | 
               | I honestly think a lot of thinking works that way, where
               | we'll let tomorrow me worry about it. To be fair, a lot
               | of the time it makes sense. The problems a solution
               | creates are things we need to accept when alternative is
               | worse (think global warming vs starvation circa 1770).
        
               | jacquesm wrote:
               | I honestly think that if you are involved in an operation
               | like this and you bring this attitude to work that you'll
               | be fired before the day is out.
               | 
               | This is the kind of job you want to get right the first
               | time.
        
               | greymalik wrote:
               | Build a _taller_ barrier!
        
               | aaron-santos wrote:
               | If it keeps getting stuck higher and higher at some point
               | it will be out of the canal thus solving the problem, no?
        
               | tillinghast wrote:
               | Plus: free bridge!
        
               | Quarrelsome wrote:
               | if we keep going then the other ships can just duck.
        
               | failwhaleshark wrote:
               | Submarine container ships or an underpass would be cool.
        
             | souprock wrote:
             | No, just change the density. The oil industry uses cesium
             | formate. It's relatively non-toxic. The brine can have
             | density of 19.2 pounds per gallon. (2.3 grams/mL)
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesium#Petroleum_exploration
        
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           | mig39 wrote:
           | Coincidence ... my town is actually installing these in
           | anticipation of a Spring flood.
           | 
           | Here's a drone video I took today!
           | 
           | https://youtu.be/JRe2a-zHDbg
           | 
           | I didn't realize they were water-filled!
        
             | Baeocystin wrote:
             | Nice video, thanks for sharing. We shall defeat the water,
             | with water! :D
        
           | rblatz wrote:
           | I'm not at all qualified on these matters, but that's one of
           | the better ideas I've read.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | reader_x wrote:
           | Could the containers themselves be used to help create such a
           | temporary barrier?
        
           | m4rtink wrote:
           | Wow that link - well thats a clever system! I would have
           | never come up with something like that yet it's so simple in
           | hindsight!
        
         | JoeAltmaier wrote:
         | If you unload 20,000 TEU's onto rail cars it takes 5000 cars,
         | double-stacked. That's 50 100-car trains. It'll take weeks to
         | months to load and unload all that, if a proper rail depot is
         | available to take it. It takes huge cranes to reach across a
         | megaship and into its hold. That'd have to be build. On sand.
         | 
         | The idea that there's any quick way to manage the cargo of this
         | ship is whistling in the dark.
        
           | carbonx wrote:
           | I think the idea is that they would only partially unload.
           | Get enough weight off the bow to help move it out.
        
           | passer_byer wrote:
           | I agree with your reasoning here. I'm genuinely interested in
           | your interpretation of the idiom, "whistling in the dark".
           | 
           | I have heard this as, "whistling in the wind", taken to imply
           | sound waves are distorted by wind patterns since sound waves
           | use air molecules for conveyance. Whistling into the wind
           | would tend to dampen sound waves intended for up-wind
           | listners. Whereas, whistling with the wind tends to cause a
           | whistle with the same decibel level as the into-the-wind
           | variety to travel a bit further to down-wind listners.
           | 
           | How would the medium of light impact travel distance of sound
           | waves? Or is there a cultural reference here that is
           | different for me as a American english speaker?
        
             | emberfiend wrote:
             | Two different idioms, both fairly widely used (not sure
             | about US vs non-US, but I've heard both as a non-American).
             | 
             | 'Whistling in the wind' is about futility. A whistle is
             | inaudible in the face of a massive elemental force like
             | wind. "The lone excavator pushed on the hull of the
             | colossal container ship, but it was whistling in the wind."
             | 
             | 'Whistling in the dark' is about presenting a brave face in
             | an intimidating situation: a nonchalant whistle in fear-
             | inducing darkness. "They confidently claimed the ship would
             | be moved in two days, I knew they were whistling in the
             | dark."
             | 
             | If you care about understanding people and being
             | understood, simply looking up idioms is way more effective
             | than trying to construct meaning from physical principles.
             | Just a thought :)
        
           | rjsw wrote:
           | Why do they need to be put on rail cars ? Unload them onto
           | the sand next to the canal.
        
             | JoeAltmaier wrote:
             | After you hit the limit of the crane reach, where does the
             | next one go? Stacking on unstable sand seems a bad choice.
             | So maybe 10% can be unloaded and just set on the ground.
             | After that, they have to be moved somewhere.
        
           | wongarsu wrote:
           | Cranes on barges or ships, unloading the cargo into other
           | ships is probably the most viable way to unload any
           | significant amount of cargo.
        
         | movedx wrote:
         | Couldn't we just place dynamite near the front and use the
         | explosion to push the ship off the sand/rocks and back into the
         | water?
         | 
         | ...
         | 
         | /s
        
         | jacobr1 wrote:
         | It is really pretty amazing that this hasn't happened with more
         | frequency in the past.
        
         | Parzival99 wrote:
         | Agreed.
         | 
         | Though, to be fair, even the CEO of Flexport initially
         | dismissed this, saying "I assume they'll have it fixed in a day
         | or two. And anyways there's such a backlog of ships waiting to
         | unload at the ports of arrival that it probably won't even
         | impact the transit times of the cargo."
         | https://twitter.com/typesfast/status/1374501965418352640
        
         | xwdv wrote:
         | This ship is delaying $400 million dollars per hour in global
         | trades.
         | 
         | It better not fucking take weeks.
        
           | baggy_trough wrote:
           | Or what?
        
             | thaumasiotes wrote:
             | Well, there's always the option of just demolishing the
             | ship and its cargo, getting everything out of the canal
             | without worrying about whether any of it survives the
             | process.
             | 
             | That would still be expensive, but is it more expensive
             | than blocking the canal?
        
               | nashalo_nighly wrote:
               | Before destroying the ship you would need to pump out all
               | the fuel which can take a very long time in itself
        
               | suresk wrote:
               | How do you destroy a 1300 ft ship with 20k+ TEUs of cargo
               | on it? How do you then clean all of the debris out of a
               | pretty narrow and shallow canal so that other ships can
               | go through again?
               | 
               | I can't imagine that being a very quick thing to do.
        
               | YarickR2 wrote:
               | Call the Israelis, they have nukes. Obviously, Suez needs
               | to be made deeper and wider at this point anyway
        
               | neither_color wrote:
               | You joke, but this isn't the first time someone's
               | considered nuking Egypt's desert to build a canal.
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t3X7tUTk5o
        
               | rsj_hn wrote:
               | I came to this purely to do a CTRL+F "explosion" and was
               | dismayed to see all the comments proposing it voted down,
               | whereas comments proposing things like balloons being
               | used to lift the boat were not voted down.
               | 
               | Clearly demolition is one of the things to consider in
               | this scenario, and is at least as realistic as the
               | million-luftballons. It would also make for some fun
               | conversation.
        
               | throwaway0a5e wrote:
               | >How do you destroy a 1300 ft ship with 20k+ TEUs of
               | cargo on it?
               | 
               | A smaller less stuck ship or barge you don't care very
               | much about full of explosives.
               | 
               | And you don't need to destroy the whole thing, just shred
               | and distribute the part that's in the canal enough that
               | it's no longer an impediment to navigation. Sure you
               | might be left with 30 big chunks but 30 big chunks can be
               | picked up with conventional marine construction
               | equipment. If the bulbous bow is still buried in the sand
               | then whatever, you don't care.
               | 
               | We're talking about a Mont-Blanc sized explosion here.
               | Definitively messy but with modern engineering I think
               | you could whip up a directed blast that ensures the task
               | is accomplished without unnecessarily digging a hole or
               | some other dumb side effect.
        
               | Clewza313 wrote:
               | It's still easier to dislodge a giant ship in one piece
               | than it is to remove one giant ship's worth of random
               | metal shrapnel from a narrow, shallow canal.
        
               | thaumasiotes wrote:
               | Who said anything about shrapnel? There's another comment
               | in the thread making the case that "we don't want to just
               | tug harder on the boat, because that might tear a hole in
               | the hull". That could destroy the boat, but... so what?
        
               | Denvercoder9 wrote:
               | > That could destroy the boat, but... so what?
               | 
               | Because then you'd still have to remove everything, but
               | now you don't have one big, controllable system, but you
               | have lots of pieces that will move in unpredictable ways.
               | 
               | The canal is shallow and narrow, and gravity isn't
               | working in your favor here. A ship has a natural tendency
               | to float (even if it currently isn't). Pieces of debris
               | don't. You will have to remove all pieces that break off,
               | one-by-one.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | chki wrote:
               | Because if you destroy the boat and it sinks that will
               | make the passage unusable for a long time? I mean
               | currently it seems possible to drag the ship out of this
               | problem but if it's no longer floating you might need to
               | start sawing it into pieces like this example of the
               | sunken Tricolor https://youtu.be/0ENOJBLVgjw . That will
               | take months and will have a serious global economic
               | impact.
        
             | ignoramous wrote:
             | ...or 24h * 7d * 2w * 400 million = 134 billion USD.
             | 
             | Sounds like a _lot_ of money, if GP 's right?
        
               | umanwizard wrote:
               | NB: 400M is the normal throughput, not the loss while
               | closed. It would only be the total loss while closed if
               | all those goods somehow vanished.
        
         | oAlbe wrote:
         | Is there a chance the ship could tip over in some type of
         | manouver, considering it's stuck both at the front and the
         | back?
        
           | Aperocky wrote:
           | How it gets from bad to worse..
           | 
           | Realistic headline: As more of the bow and stern are freed
           | from sand, ship suddenly lists and dumps 5000 containers into
           | the canal.
        
           | macintux wrote:
           | Apparently, if you unload containers without sufficient care,
           | there's even a chance the ship could break in half.
           | 
           | That would obviously be catastrophic.
        
           | sjg007 wrote:
           | Probably
        
         | Zenst wrote:
         | > It's really stuck. It's probably going to take a couple of
         | weeks to get it unstuck.
         | 
         | My armchair engineering would dump a load of salt into the
         | water to increase buoyancy of the ship long enough for the tugs
         | to get some momentum with less effort than currently.
         | 
         | That would be my cheap try solution to help the tugs that have
         | already hit there limit so why not change the physics and add a
         | load of salt.
        
           | throwaway41597 wrote:
           | wouldn't too much salt damage the ship/make it rust?
        
           | totalZero wrote:
           | You could increase the buoyancy by something like 230
           | kilograms per cubic meter if you fully saturate it on a hot
           | day, but I suppose you'd have to dam up both sides to keep
           | the brine from washing away.
        
             | MrOwen wrote:
             | Would that level of salinity be harmful once it reaches the
             | sea?
        
               | nashalo_nighly wrote:
               | Yes since the salinity transfer from the canal into the
               | Mediterranean Sea is already enough to make species from
               | the Red Sea colonize the east Mediterranean. The Aswan
               | dam reduced further the amount of freshwater coming to
               | the area. So I would guess adding more salt wouldn't be
               | too good for the eastern Mediterranean.
        
               | totalZero wrote:
               | Assuming you narrowly dam up the canal near the ship to
               | contain the brine, no I don't think so. Seawater is 3%
               | saline and saturated brine is 26% saline, so you'd
               | probably have sufficient mixing within the canal itself
               | once you open the dams. The canal is 120 miles long and I
               | can't imagine you'd dam up more than a third of a mile at
               | maximum. But it would take a whole hell of a lot of salt.
        
             | Zenst wrote:
             | At this scale, even air pressure would be a factor, I'd
             | presume a higher air pressure would be more conducive as
             | large surface area of the water than the ship, though might
             | be wrong.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | barbegal wrote:
           | And how much salt would you need? At least 100kg per m3.
           | Assuming the canal is 250m wide you need a 400m section
           | dammed and average depth is 15m then you need 150 thousand
           | tonnes of salt. Thankfully Egypt produces more than 3 million
           | tonnes of salt per year so just a few weeks worth of
           | production and enough to fill a large bulk carrier ship.
        
             | Zenst wrote:
             | I was thinking a few lorry loads on the edge they are
             | trying to pull, just to give it a kick briefly so the tugs
             | can get that initial momentum going. More of a brief sudden
             | kick/change to give it that edge.
             | 
             | With that I don't think with the whole damming of aspect
             | would be any better than damming of and pumping water in.
             | Also with that scale you run the risk when you breach the
             | dam of causing what I'd call a saline tsuanmi which might
             | not work well for the ships in it's path and may well cause
             | another to get stuck.
             | 
             | So, more a form of quick kick to aid in getting the tugs an
             | initial bite and a quick dislodge, however small, would
             | only help and may well tip the balance.
        
               | dragonwriter wrote:
               | > a few lorry loads on the edge they are trying to pull
               | 
               | My intuition is that at the scale of ship, and the canal,
               | "a few lorry loads" is not going to have any noticeable
               | effect.
        
               | nate_meurer wrote:
               | The ship weighs roughly 100,000 tons. I very large lorry
               | might be five tons. Factor in the static friction of the
               | ship's keel stuck in mud, and the suction opposing any
               | movement.
               | 
               | For kick of initial momentum, I suggest nuclear weapons.
        
               | nate_meurer wrote:
               | Actually, double that weight. The ship weighs well over
               | 200,000 tons.
        
         | otabdeveloper4 wrote:
         | > It's probably going to take a couple of weeks to get it
         | unstuck.
         | 
         | You're an optimist, that's for sure.
        
         | leesec wrote:
         | Dumb question but what about heavy lift helicopters moving
         | containers off 1 by 1?
        
           | michaelt wrote:
           | It has 20,000 TEUs (twenty-foot-container-equivalent-units).
           | 
           | Weight-wise, the _average_ container could be lifted with a
           | military heavy lift helicopter: The ship carries 20,000 tons,
           | i.e. 1 ton per TEU, and a CH-47F can lift 11 tons. Although a
           | TEU can weigh up to 26 tons, so you couldn 't lift the
           | heaviest ones.
           | 
           | The problem is speed: A ship-to-shore crane at a properly
           | equipped port can do a lift every 2 minutes. Ports can speed
           | things up by lifting several TEUs in a single lift - but
           | you'd also expect a helicopter to be slower, because we
           | haven't put decades of optimisation into the process. So
           | let's assume those cancel each other out.
           | 
           | If they can keep up that rate with a helicopter, and they
           | operate 24 hours a day, it would take 28 days to unload the
           | ship.
        
             | KptMarchewa wrote:
             | Why is everyone assuming that we can do only one container
             | at once? The ship is long, at least few can be done in
             | parallel.
        
               | michaelt wrote:
               | Outside of Vietnam war movies, it's very unusual to see
               | helicopters flying in close proximity.
               | 
               | I suppose it's possible you could find a bunch of pilots
               | confident in cargo handling, landing on ships, and close
               | formation flight all at once. Or that the ship is large
               | enough the helicopters would practically be independent
               | of one another?
        
           | BrianOnHN wrote:
           | It's a lot of containers.
        
             | cozzyd wrote:
             | docker-compose down ?
        
             | leesec wrote:
             | You don't need to remove all of them? Just get it light
             | enough to float it?
        
               | PeterisP wrote:
               | Removing 10% of containers by helicopter also would take
               | unreasonable time, removing 1% of containers might be
               | plausible but I don't think it would make enough of a
               | difference to justify the risks.
        
               | BrianOnHN wrote:
               | Helicopters also have limited capacity. So it's not like
               | you could pick up the heaviest first. Which brings back
               | the issue of sheer quantity.
        
             | londons_explore wrote:
             | it's a quarter mile long. You can probably have 10
             | helicopters working at once while still keeping safe
             | distances.
             | 
             | Each helicopter has a crew of 4 on the boat and 4 on the
             | shore. They hook 4 chains to the 4 corner hoists of each
             | container. Say it takes 1 minutes per container to affix
             | the chains, 1 minute to fly to the sand, 1 minute to
             | unhitch, and 1 minute to fly back. Thats a lot slower than
             | agricultural helicopters, but nobody will be very practiced
             | with this yet, so it'll be slower.
             | 
             | The entire ship could be unloaded with this method in 5.5
             | days. Perhaps less if not all the cargo needs unloading.
             | 
             | The job could be half done by now...
        
               | yongjik wrote:
               | You're joking, right? It's a quarter mile, or 400m long.
               | Ten helicopters in it means ~40m distance. That's less
               | than safe distance _between cars_ in a highway.
        
               | totalZero wrote:
               | You're assuming that the helicopters approach
               | simultaneously instead of staggering themselves out.
        
               | dghlsakjg wrote:
               | The worlds highest capacity heavy lift chopper (M-26, of
               | which there are 20 operational) has a max take off weight
               | of 44k lbs. A standard 40 ft. container can be loaded to
               | a gross weight of 66k lbs.
               | 
               | It takes a purpose built crane a few minutes to unload a
               | container, so I sort of doubt a helicopter could make it
               | happen faster.
        
               | zokier wrote:
               | Mi-26 has record of 56 tons lifted:
               | https://www.fai.org/record/2174
               | 
               | Although I suspect you don't want to repeat that trick
               | too many times without serious inspection/maintenance.
        
               | sudosysgen wrote:
               | The Mi-26 is still in production, so you could replace
               | them with brand new ones outright.
        
               | spookthesunset wrote:
               | A quarter of a mile long is a huge ship. Damn. Never
               | really got that until now.
        
               | mahathu wrote:
               | Coincidentally a quarter of a mile (400m) is also the
               | length of those oval tracks around soccer fields in
               | Europe. we used to run on them a lot in PE back in high
               | school.
        
               | umanwizard wrote:
               | Same in the US for the tracks surrounding football fields
               | (and soccer fields too, for that matter).
        
               | cm2012 wrote:
               | About the height of the empire state building
        
               | kergonath wrote:
               | It's really tall as well. You can't take any quickly
               | assembled crane to unload that.
        
               | JoeAltmaier wrote:
               | Or, depending on how quick it really is, it could take
               | months. Its easy to arm-chair speculate.
        
           | faldstool wrote:
           | Containers are apparently quite heavy. No helicopter
           | currently in production can lift the weight of a fully loaded
           | container on its own. https://www.aerotime.aero/27542-Could-
           | helicopters-solve-the-...
        
           | gizmo385 wrote:
           | Based on the information on Wikipedia, it sounds like the
           | ship could potentially hold more than 20,000 containers.
           | Assuming I'm understanding the article correctly, that'd be a
           | lot of containers to move 1-by-1.
        
           | ceejayoz wrote:
           | If it's fully loaded, that'd be something like ten _thousand_
           | 40 ' containers to move.
           | 
           | Hooking them up to a helicopter would be a slow, dangerous
           | process as well.
        
           | 6nf wrote:
           | The biggest choppers in the world can only lift about 20
           | tonnes. 20 foot containers max gross is 25 tonnes, and 40
           | foot containers even more.
        
             | gm3dmo wrote:
             | Typically an empty 20 foot shipping container weighs
             | between 1.8-2.2 metric tonnes (about 3,970 - 4,850 lb) and
             | an empty 40 foot shipping container weighs 3.8 - 4.2 tonne
             | (8,340 - 9,260 lb) depending on what kind of container it
             | is. For example, high cube containers tend to be heavier.
        
               | blhack wrote:
               | Why would these containers be empty?
        
               | rjsw wrote:
               | They might be empty if it had been going the other way
               | through the canal.
        
               | eCa wrote:
               | Yes, especially with the container shortage[1] reported
               | earlier this week, I would be very surprised if empty
               | containers are being sent _away_ from where there already
               | is a shortage.
               | 
               | [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26574077
        
           | blhack wrote:
           | There are 20,000 containers on the ship. Assuming you needed
           | to remove 1/4 of those containers to get it to rise far
           | enough to get off of the sand, you need to move 5000
           | containers.
           | 
           | Assume that it takes 5 minute to connect a bridle to a
           | container, hook it to a helicopter, and move it...and then
           | also assume that the helicopters can run 24/7 and never have
           | to refuel, that they can hot swap in pilots, and that there
           | is never a single problem, you're talking about 25000
           | minutes, or about 17 days of absolutely non stop running
           | helicopters.
           | 
           | And that only gets you 1/4 of the containers, and it might
           | not even work at all.
           | 
           | (It's not a dumb question, and I'm sure that it was already
           | discussed by the team who is dealing with this. It's just
           | that the scale of what is happening here is restrictive.)
        
             | jeffgreco wrote:
             | How many copters are you assuming?
        
             | kergonath wrote:
             | We really are bad at dealing with large numbers. 20 000
             | does not seem that much when it's just written that way.
             | Even looking at the pictures, this is a lot of containers,
             | but the efforts needed to get them out of that ship are
             | hard to imagine.
        
             | bkor wrote:
             | Just a small correction: 20.000 TEU is not the same as the
             | amount of containers. TEU is the number of twenty foot
             | equivalent. There will be enough 40 foot containers on
             | there. If it was going to Europe there will hardly be any
             | empty containers.
             | 
             | Amount of actual containers is probably the 20.000 divided
             | by 1.6 or so, though it's not a given that any vessel is
             | fully loaded to max capacity. Sometimes need to deal with
             | restrictions.
        
               | Alupis wrote:
               | The weight is more of an issue. Heavy lift helis cannot
               | lift a fully loaded 20ft container (weighing up to
               | 67,000lbs), let alone a 40 footer.
        
               | souprock wrote:
               | "up to"
               | 
               | Those heavy ones would be evenly distributed in the
               | bottom of the hold, down below the water line. Low-weight
               | ones are on top, for ship stability.
        
             | gizmo385 wrote:
             | You'd also need a helicopter than can lift containers that
             | heavy, which might be a long shot.
        
             | neogodless wrote:
             | Just going off "count the candy in the jar" math from this
             | image: https://static.vesselfinder.net/ship-
             | photo/9811000-353136000...?
             | 
             | It appears to be roughly 7 x 20 x 25 containers, or 3500...
             | (height x width x length.)
             | 
             | EDIT: Freezing this video I got a better view of how it's
             | stacked today. I'm sure this is imperfect, like I said
             | trying to count candy in a jar. But I'm curious what the
             | real number of containers is!
             | 
             | H X W X L
             | 
             | 10 X 23 X 25 ~= 5750
             | 
             | https://www.reuters.com/article/us-egypt-suezcanal-
             | ship/beac...
        
               | mattashii wrote:
               | Your height number is off by a factor of 2; a significant
               | factor of container storage on these large container
               | ships is below the deck. It isn't uncommon for these
               | large ships to have 9 to 12 containers stacked on top of
               | eachother before the stack reaches above the deck and
               | becomes visible from the side.
        
             | KptMarchewa wrote:
             | The ship is 400 meters long, you can take off multiple
             | containers in parallel along the ship. I'd guess 4 at once.
        
               | nullsense wrote:
               | Multithreading!
        
             | mark_mart wrote:
             | Don't forget that you need to put containers back. Same or
             | more effort needed.
        
               | lolc wrote:
               | They don't have to put them back.
        
           | WJW wrote:
           | Most heavy lift helicopters don't really go above 20 tons
           | takeoff weight, while even a 20 foot container has a max
           | allowable weight well above that. Most shipping containers
           | will the 40 footers, so helicopters will probably be a no-go.
           | There's also 20k of them so it would take quite a while.
           | 
           | That said, taking off some containers is a viable option but
           | it'll probably have to wait for a crane ship to arrive.
        
         | thereisnospork wrote:
         | >Some people have suggested unloading the ship. I don't think
         | you realize the infrastructure required to unload a ship.
         | You're basically asking to build a port in the middle of the
         | egyptian desert. That isn't going to happen.
         | 
         | I say build a trebuchet on deck and start launching containers
         | into the desert.
        
           | Treblemaker wrote:
           | Oh, so that's what this was about...
           | 
           | http://compellingsciencefiction.com/stories/the-dirt-
           | dances....
        
           | jebeng wrote:
           | This is the way.
           | 
           | Just check the contents first so there's nothing really
           | harmful inside.
           | 
           | Also start scaling up to multiple trebuchets as soon as
           | possible and make it rain.
           | 
           | Stimulate the local economy via job creation for the clean
           | up.
           | 
           | Monetize the live stream too.
           | 
           | The trebuchet will save the global supply chain thanks to
           | you.
        
             | gst wrote:
             | > Monetize the live stream too.
             | 
             | Don't forget to sell the containers as NFTs.
        
               | snewman wrote:
               | Now Flinging TEUs
        
           | bamboozled wrote:
           | Would it not be easier to use Chinooks to remove cargo ?
        
             | avs733 wrote:
             | Empty weight of a 40ft ISO is around 3,700kg Max weight of
             | a container loaded is around 30,000kg
             | 
             | Max payload of a Chinook around 11,000 kg near sea level at
             | not high temp. (correct my number here from the wrong
             | version of the Chinook...older versions were 4,500kg)
             | 
             | So, if your container is a a quarter full, sure
        
               | coolspot wrote:
               | Okay, bring Mi-26 then.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-26
        
               | zhte415 wrote:
               | I am astounded that, from the link you provided, it can
               | take 60 stretchers.
        
               | animal531 wrote:
               | I see that it's 40m long, that's incredible.
        
               | yellowapple wrote:
               | Two CH-53E Super Stallions should be able to handle such
               | a container, then (max external payload capacity is about
               | 16,000kg). Any American aircraft carriers nearby?
               | 
               | And this assumes that the containers are indeed loaded to
               | their full weight capacity.
        
               | Scoundreller wrote:
               | The lighter ones will be at the top anyway to keep center
               | of gravity correct.
               | 
               | Shipping company should know exact weights of each
               | container for this and billing reasons.
        
               | blackrock wrote:
               | What's the math like if you use 4 Chinooks? One on each
               | corner. Someone, break down the component forces.
        
               | cycomanic wrote:
               | Maybe placing 4 helicopters within 40ft of each other is
               | not such a great idea?
        
               | blackrock wrote:
               | I should've been more clear. The helicopters could be 100
               | feet apart. Each helicopter would hook on to the corner
               | of each container, and pull away diagonally.
               | 
               | The lift capability of this setup is from the y axis. But
               | at a reduced load. This is a physics problem.
        
               | unionpivo wrote:
               | There are between 6 000 to 20 000 containers on this
               | ship.
               | 
               | Thou reduce weight any meaningful amount you would need
               | to remove hundreds or even thousands of containers.
               | 
               | I am not even sure if anyone would be willing to fly 4
               | helicopters tethered to each other, but even if they do,
               | its going to be very slow for safety reasons.
               | 
               | And good like finding insurance company that is willing
               | to cover, if anything goes wrong.
               | 
               | And enough pilots and helicopters, to do that 24/7 for a
               | few months
               | 
               | > This is a physics problem no it isn't
        
             | justbrowsing_ wrote:
             | Last time I heard that was the Maemo OS codename before
             | Diablo
        
             | as-j wrote:
             | This thing could have 20,000 containers on it. Thankfully
             | it's a 3rd of a mile long, so maybe you could offload 2 at
             | a time, one helicopter on either end. At 1 container every
             | 5 minutes....working 24 hours per day....that's 70 days of
             | work.
        
               | bamboozled wrote:
               | I doubt you'd have to unload the whole ship though.
        
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           | themeiguoren wrote:
           | I'm thinking a shipping container zipline.
        
           | Scoundreller wrote:
           | Push enough off, then pull them onto the ground. Truck them
           | to the local market and get whatever you can.
        
             | rjvs wrote:
             | They are locked in place in a frame system. They have to be
             | lifted off.
        
               | Scoundreller wrote:
               | Unframe them?
               | 
               | When they're unloaded, I don't see a massive empty frame,
               | so unframing is done at some level.
        
           | lmilcin wrote:
           | There are 20 thousand containers on that ship. No, that's not
           | a mistake. It says it can carry 20 thousand and I assume it
           | travels at capacity.
           | 
           | Even if you could somehow launch one every minute that would
           | still take 2 weeks of non-stop bombardment.
           | 
           | Fascinating how much stuff you can put on a ship and the
           | scale of loading/unloading operation.
        
             | anderspitman wrote:
             | Huh, a case where using kubernetes is actually justified.
        
               | SauciestGNU wrote:
               | Well, using helm certainly would have been advisable.
        
               | jacobr1 wrote:
               | Maybe they did! Modern helm doesn't have a tiller ...
               | seems like this explains the mid-canal steering problem!
        
               | nhoughto wrote:
               | I was thinking, no way isn't there a 10k container limit?
               | 
               | Nope 300k appr ! https://kubernetes.io/docs/setup/best-
               | practices/cluster-larg...
        
               | ethbr0 wrote:
               | Also like kubernetes, here's a picture of 20,000 zombie
               | containers, getting no work done.
        
               | stormcode wrote:
               | Thank you, I needed that laugh.
        
             | onlyrealcuzzo wrote:
             | How do they load and unload these things in a port in only
             | a couple of days?! Do the cranes take off several
             | containers at a time? It's hard for me to imagine they can
             | move a container off the ship and get back to another
             | container in less than a minute.
        
               | toast0 wrote:
               | The cranes take one container off at a time (except when
               | the container underneath sticks to the top one, which is
               | not good). Actually, wikipedia says some cranes do two to
               | four containers on purpose now.
               | 
               | Usually the crane operator will load/unload several
               | containers without moving along the dock; because they're
               | all lined up, the crane only needs to travel in two
               | dimensions (vertically and across the boat from port to
               | starboard). The cranes are specialized to pick up
               | containers by the top corners, which makes connecting
               | fast. Standardized containers means the corners are at
               | the same place (ok, there's a few sizes, but 40 ft
               | containers are the vast majority of ocean shipping) and
               | lining up is easy. On the dockside, there's a crew of
               | longshoremen that move chassis (trailers) into place for
               | the crane to drop (gently, usually) the containers on,
               | those are then parked nearby, etc.
               | 
               | Depending on the ship (and the dockside staffing), you
               | can have multiple cranes working the ship. Planning is
               | required to keep the ship balanced and minimize the
               | number of containers moved. These ships generally visit
               | several ports in order, and usually both unload and load
               | at all of them, so it's complex.
               | 
               | Depending on the traffic (and pandemics), the port runs
               | up to three shifts.
        
               | petronio wrote:
               | You can have multiple cranes working on a ship in
               | parallel, like in
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=590t6mbebsc
        
               | kqr wrote:
               | And they are unloaded onto something that can transport
               | them out of the way. Even in the desert, after 3,000 or
               | so containers, finding room in the big pile to unload
               | number 3,001 without moving the crane to make a new pile
               | might be problematic.
        
               | Cthulhu_ wrote:
               | Yeah, and those systems are fully automated too - years
               | if not decades before e.g. Amazon started doing something
               | similar in their warehouses. Mind you, containers were
               | standardized in the 60's so there's a bit of a head start
               | there.
        
               | gala8y wrote:
               | This video really shows the process up close:
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj7ixi2lqF4
        
             | tyingq wrote:
             | It has a max capacity of 20 thousand TEU, which is "20 foot
             | equivalents". Most of the containers on the ship appear to
             | be 40 foot ones. So 10,000 is probably closer to the total
             | number.
             | 
             | Edit: It may also not be "full". Here's a top/bottom
             | picture with the most "full" I could find on the top, and
             | the current situation on the bottom.
             | https://imgur.com/a/b8neNkR
             | 
             | Edit: So maybe 6000 40 foot containers, current state?
        
               | neogodless wrote:
               | In the photo where it looks quite full, the visible edge
               | containers appear to be about 10x24x28 or 6,720 not
               | accounting for missing ones on the top layers. In a photo
               | from today it looked closer to _only_ 6,000. Of course
               | this methodology may be flawed or have some bad
               | assumptions. Like containers below the visible deck
               | layer??!
        
               | tyingq wrote:
               | Pretty sure they would all be above and visible. Here's
               | the ship empty: http://www.shipspotting.com/photos/middle
               | /7/2/1/2892127.jpg
               | 
               | And a good photo to confirm your 28 bow-to-stern number:
               | https://photos.fleetmon.com/vessels/ever-
               | given_9811000_26410...
        
               | neogodless wrote:
               | Nice! There do appear to be gaps reducing that 28 a bit,
               | too... So I can't imagine there are 6,720 containers on
               | the ship today.
        
               | gk1 wrote:
               | They hold containers inside, too. Or else the ship would
               | get too top-heavy. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dd/72/f
               | 2/dd72f2e14fa997abad81...
        
               | neogodless wrote:
               | Oh wow. Not enough to double it but this could get it
               | right to around 10,000 forty foot containers or 20,000
               | TEU.
        
               | Scoundreller wrote:
               | Which also suggests if they start pushing containers off
               | to lighten the load, they'll be easy to push, but they'll
               | need to push off more.
        
               | lmilcin wrote:
               | Thanks for the correction.
               | 
               | Then a week of bombardment. Still impressive.
        
             | fallingknife wrote:
             | So no way you're doing it in less than a few months without
             | a port facility. A year would be 1 every 25 mins which I
             | think is more likely.
        
         | Evil_Saint wrote:
         | In an emergency situation like this: could they not use
         | helicopters to lift containers off of the ship and just stack
         | them next to the canal until they've freed the ship?
         | 
         | Seems pretty quick to setup and do assuming there are
         | helicopters that can move that weight.
        
           | t90fan wrote:
           | Containers are 2 (20ft) or 4 (40ft) tonnes (roughly)
           | unloaded.
           | 
           | And they can (if I remember right) contain 20 tonnes or so,
           | of cargo.
           | 
           | Our current chinooks can handle 10 tonnes, and the old models
           | could carry 4, if I recall.
           | 
           | And probably less in desert heat.
           | 
           | So helicopters will not be moving any containers
        
         | JshWright wrote:
         | Unloading it may be exactly what happens (based on comments
         | from the Dutch salvage company brought in to deal with the
         | mess). And yeah, it's going to take weeks (best case scenario).
        
         | jacquesm wrote:
         | Exactly. I'm guessing weeks rather than days, and maybe more
         | than that.
         | 
         | The best I can come up with is heavy lift helicopters to at
         | least remove the front most containers to relieve some of the
         | pressure but even that would be an enormous operation.
         | 
         | Anything else would require major construction especially if it
         | is to reach more than just the first four or five rows which is
         | likely not going to be enough.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-26
         | 
         | Can do up to 60 tons total weight for a bit. That should cover
         | even the heaviest containers. At least, I hope it does, if not
         | they're royally screwed.
        
           | tzs wrote:
           | The helicopter itself is 30 tons, leaving you 30. But 60 is
           | the max takeoff weight. The max weight it is actually
           | designed to operate at when carrying the maximum load is
           | about 55 tons. With 30 for the helicopter itself, that leaves
           | 25 tons for the load.
           | 
           | A container can be up to 33 tons loaded, so the heaviest will
           | be beyond that helicopter (at least of you don't want to push
           | it past its safe limits).
           | 
           | I assume that the heaviest containers are on the bottom of
           | the stack, and that most containers aren't near the limit, so
           | it could probably unload a substantial number of them.
        
             | jacquesm wrote:
             | I said 'total weight'. That includes the helicopter,
             | obviously, you're not going to magically get a zero mass
             | helicopter.
        
           | KittenInABox wrote:
           | You can't take only the containers at the ends, however,
           | because the uneven weight would cause the center of the ship
           | to collapse.
        
             | jacquesm wrote:
             | Not so sure about that collapse, the keel of the ship is
             | currently supporting _all_ of that weight and seems to be
             | holding up just fine. It 's essentially a suspension bridge
             | at this point, but I agree that it is probably better to
             | unload evenly, however, that will add another very
             | substantial time penalty. If the ship would break (which I
             | have no idea at what load imbalance that would happen)
             | there would be a delay a lot longer so it may be worth it
             | to play this extra safe. But there is a very large amount
             | of pressure on the people there to get this resolved.
        
         | ivanhoe wrote:
         | >Some people saying: just drag it off of the sand. Okay! And
         | what happens when that causes you to rip a hole into the hull
         | of the ship? Now it's really stuck.
         | 
         | Not just that, but don't forget the inertia. The moment the
         | ship gets unstuck the force needed to get it moving, multiplied
         | with the ship's huge mass would create such a huge momentum
         | that it would be very hard to stop it from hitting the other
         | shore with the stern.
        
           | tim333 wrote:
           | The hull looks pretty tough but it's gonna be a job getting
           | enough pull to drag the thing.
        
         | EGreg wrote:
         | Why not just CUT IT APART and clean up the mess after?
         | 
         | Like this: https://jalopnik.com/a-chain-just-cut-through-a-
         | capsized-car...
        
           | Cthulhu_ wrote:
           | Because that would take months; they'd have to unload it,
           | pump out the oil and fuel, get a disassembly crew and a ton
           | of gear and all the infrastructure around it, etc.
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | EGreg wrote:
             | Then why not just BLOW IT UP?
        
         | slimbods wrote:
         | Seems like the risk assessment wasn't good if hitting the bank
         | results in this kind of outcome.
        
         | billfruit wrote:
         | I'm not familiar with shipping, but I would guess there are
         | some type of crane ships which could be dispatched along with
         | barges to slowly offload some of the container. Obviously it is
         | going to take some time mustering all these specialized craft
         | and specialists on location.
         | 
         | What's with the many joucular/tounge-in-cheek posts on this
         | thread..
        
         | zeteo wrote:
         | >Some people have suggested unloading the ship. I don't think
         | you realize the infrastructure required to unload a ship.
         | You're basically asking to build a port in the middle of the
         | egyptian desert. That isn't going to happen.
         | 
         | I think you just need a smaller crane ship to transfer the
         | cargo e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auxiliary_crane_ship
        
           | PeterisP wrote:
           | IMHO would take weeks to unload the cargo with something like
           | that.
        
             | zeteo wrote:
             | Yeah but you may not need to unload it completely. At some
             | point as the buoyancy improves the tugs become more likely
             | to pull it off.
        
           | dogma1138 wrote:
           | Assuming the crane ship can even get into position to offload
           | it.
           | 
           | The ship is stuck because the sides of the canal are quite
           | shallow.
           | 
           | You are quite likely to get two stuck ships instead of one.
        
         | samuell wrote:
         | There are helicopters that I think can be used for (un)loading
         | containers:
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikorsky_S-64_Skycrane
        
           | oAlbe wrote:
           | Seems to have a max take off weight of 19 tons by the look of
           | it. The heli itself weights about 9 of those tons already,
           | which leaves 10 tons of leeway. Those containers, from what
           | I've read around here, can be well above 30 tons each. So
           | that sounds like a no go. Also, they built only 31 of those
           | helis in total according to wikipedia.
        
             | samuell wrote:
             | Aha, OK, I didn't realize the copter itself was included in
             | the 19 tons.
             | 
             | I also saw someone mentioning 40 feet containers weighing
             | up to max 9000 lb (ca 4 tons), but not sure it is a
             | relevant or applicable number.
        
             | kmonsen wrote:
             | And 20k containers. I guess they don't have to offload all
             | of them, but still it is hard to imagine numbers this
             | large.
        
         | thewarrior wrote:
         | Crazy idea : Can we roll it into the water by pulling it over
         | high strength rollers of some sort ? It would be pretty cool to
         | use the same technique that was use to build the pyramids.
        
           | cricalix wrote:
           | Sane answer: No.
           | 
           | The ship is 400 metres / 0.25 of a mile long. With
           | containers, it weighs anywhere up to 199 _thousand_ tons. One
           | does not simply attach a few hundred cables, put some rollers
           | under it, and pull with all the tractors you can find in
           | Egypt.
           | 
           | Also, it's already in the water. It's just turned sideways
           | and buried the bulb (by the looks) into the canal wall.
        
             | PeterisP wrote:
             | Since the sides of the channel are much more shallow than
             | the middle, it's not floating in the water as both ends of
             | the ship are stuck on the bottom.
        
             | imtringued wrote:
             | Is it possible to weld a large steel wire onto the ship and
             | use some sort of explosive to pull it out of the sand?
        
           | Cthulhu_ wrote:
           | > It would be pretty cool to use the same technique that was
           | use to build the pyramids.
           | 
           | I'm not saying it was aliens, but... it was aliens.
        
           | clashmoore wrote:
           | I'm thinking a complex series of pulleys and chains set up
           | and attached to the Great Pyramids of Giza and then like a
           | tooth tied to a string and door - attach the chains to some
           | of Elon's rockets and pull that ship loose.
        
           | blhack wrote:
           | Okay hear me out:
           | 
           | Somebody call Elon. Get the TBMs, and set them to work
           | building a tunnel under the ship.
           | 
           | Now fill the tunnel with giant rubber bladders.
           | 
           | Call the Saudis and have them start shipping over helium.
           | Fill the bladders with helium.
           | 
           | Okay, keep the saudis around and get them to bring over one
           | of the high pressure water drilling rigs that they use for
           | oil. Start digging out the sand above the bladders, and float
           | them up to be UNDER the ship.
           | 
           | Okay now call the Dutch. Get them to bring over some MASSIVE
           | water pumps and some damming equipment. The two guys on
           | excavators can help. Dam up the canal on both sides of the
           | ship, and pump out all the water.
           | 
           | The bladders become rollers. Roll that ship back into the
           | middle of the canal.
           | 
           | Okay now repump the canal, and float the ship away. Bam.
           | Done!
        
             | testaoijoiaj wrote:
             | > Get them to bring over some MASSIVE water pumps and some
             | damming equipment.
             | 
             | If you had this, then I would damn each side and pump water
             | INTO that space. Raise water level, ship frees. Boom
        
             | a9h74j wrote:
             | Chicago1992 is standing by ready to donate air mattresses.
        
           | a9h74j wrote:
           | At the level of [un]reality in many of the comments under OP,
           | actually the Great Pyramids were built off-site and then
           | dragged to their present locations.
        
         | postingawayonhn wrote:
         | Unloading is feasible, it would just take a couple of weeks.
         | They just need a floating crane on each side and some barges to
         | take the containers away.
        
           | bigfudge wrote:
           | Is there a reason they couldn't have a smaller crane on board
           | and dump them over the side. Surely even losing the cargo
           | would be cheaper than keeping it blocked at this point?
        
             | gregoriol wrote:
             | Nature loves you!
        
             | input_sh wrote:
             | I think you're severely overestimating the depth of the
             | canal. I'm too lazy to look up the depth of the specific
             | section where it's stuck, but some sections are just 20
             | something meters deep.
             | 
             | In other words, just deep enough for ships to come through
             | with little wiggle room. Not as tight as the Panama Canal,
             | but it's not much bigger.
        
             | dogma1138 wrote:
             | The canal is only 24m deep.... one or two containers would
             | essentially block it for most traffic.
        
             | Denvercoder9 wrote:
             | If you dump the containers over the side, you managed to
             | remove a ship blocking the canal, but now it's blocked by
             | containers.
        
               | bigfudge wrote:
               | Right, but you don't need to leave them there. If it's
               | limited depth you could pull them away with barges.
        
               | dahfizz wrote:
               | How long do you think it takes to fish a 20 ton container
               | up from the bottom of a canal and load it onto a barge?
               | There are ~10,000 containers.
        
               | Scoundreller wrote:
               | Barge? Pull it over the edge and worry about it later.
               | 
               | Depending on contents, some might float very well. Or
               | even dissolve away. My dollar store salt-shakers (with
               | salt) came from vietnam.
               | 
               | The top will be the lightest containers, so I'm guessing
               | that's where your 40 footer of ping pong balls is
               | sitting.
        
               | bigfudge wrote:
               | Yes - that's kind of what I had in mind when I first
               | suggested it. When containers fall of ships they often
               | wash ashore on the UK coast. Even a container of
               | motorbikes arrived in Cornwall recently... I'm presuming
               | that only happens because they have some natural
               | bouyancy.
        
               | Pxtl wrote:
               | If they don't tear when they hit the water (the metal is
               | pretty thin) they should float shouldn't they? At 77
               | cubic meters and 30 tonnes their density is low enough,
               | and they're generally watertight aren't they?
        
               | bigfudge wrote:
               | Tie heavy duty straps with a small float attached to it
               | before you dump it over the side, then use a tug to pull
               | it away.
        
             | Arrath wrote:
             | Dumping things over the side, into the canal? That would
             | rapidly block up the canal even worse.
        
             | [deleted]
        
           | mcdevilkiller wrote:
           | Plus a couple of weeks to get the cranes there, I guess.
        
           | blhack wrote:
           | Maybe. That's a lot of barges. Remember that you then have to
           | go and unload the barges, and there are 20,000 containers.
        
             | imglorp wrote:
             | 20,000 TEU, not containers.
        
               | rmccue wrote:
               | TEU being Twenty-foot Equivalent Unit, and containers
               | generally are either 20ft or 40ft long.
        
               | tyingq wrote:
               | You can see from pictures that most of the containers are
               | 40 foot ones. Also, the ship doesn't appear to be at full
               | capacity to me. See https://imgur.com/a/b8neNkR (top is
               | as full a picture as I could find, bottom is current). My
               | guess is ~6000 40 foot containers in its current state.
        
               | alisonkisk wrote:
               | What's the difference, for purposes of estimating
               | workload?
        
               | Clewza313 wrote:
               | Containers are 1 or 2 TEUs, although doubles are more
               | common for long distance, so you're probably looking at
               | 10,000-ish containers.
        
             | garaetjjte wrote:
             | > That's a lot of barges.
             | 
             | Maybe bring _another_ Evergreen ship there and move
             | containers onto it...?
        
           | tempestn wrote:
           | I read that there aren't any tall enough cranes in that area
           | to do it, so they're considering unloading some containers by
           | helicopter.
        
             | barbegal wrote:
             | Even if you could unload a container per minute you could
             | only unload less than 1000 containers per day (assuming
             | it's too dangerous to work at night) so at least 3 weeks of
             | continuous helicopter operations.
        
               | mlyle wrote:
               | But a few days of operations, and unloading ballast/fuel,
               | and dredging, and other efforts to refloat may be
               | successful _together_.
        
               | austhrow743 wrote:
               | 3 weeks of continuous helicopter operations for what?
               | Ship doesn't need to be empty.
        
               | tempestn wrote:
               | Yes, that's true. It still might be faster than other
               | options. You wouldn't likely need to unload the whole
               | thing though, just lighten it enough to get it unstuck.
        
               | joering2 wrote:
               | Doubt that's the case. The weight on it currently forced
               | it deep enough into the sand. Just unloading half of it
               | won't make it magically raise from the sands. The analogy
               | here would be like saying pumping out Whale's stomach
               | will make it possible to drag him back deep into the
               | ocean.
        
               | mlyle wrote:
               | Even though the vessel sits on sand, it still displaces a
               | lot of water, which reduces the force of it sitting on
               | the sand by a lot. Removing cargo, fuel, and dredging
               | reduces it yet more.
        
               | joering2 wrote:
               | Its most likely irrelevant. The reason why you see front
               | so high up is because all the vessel's weight forced and
               | smashed itself against the shallow water. At this point,
               | rather than not the fuselage is damaged, and attempt to
               | "ease up" the weight could only make it worse. I have
               | been working enough around cargo vessels and at this size
               | its never "oh he hit something, just put in reverse and
               | you good to go". Similar if you ever get stabbed with a
               | knife - hope never - but if you will, do not attempt to
               | remove it on your own - you need to see a specialist who
               | knows how to remove object it without causing internal
               | bleeding, etc.
               | 
               | This vessel is most likely trash at this point. Time is
               | of essence because tidal is pushing it against shallows
               | and since its not perfectly centered it will eventually
               | tip and with these amount of weight, not much tipping
               | required for the whole thing to snawball. At this time
               | they are figuring out how to quickly remove (save) as
               | many containers as possible. Most likely will happen with
               | another of these monsters to "park" close by and one by
               | one will move the most expensive cargo first.
               | 
               | Another option I got from my buddy who is doing this
               | stuff for life, is suggestion to dig up a whole big
               | enough underneath to actually sunk the whole thing. This
               | can be done in less than one week and is fastest most
               | "stable" option. At this point they are not looking at
               | saving this one vessel, but rather how to get the canal
               | to operate again asap. You probably know it from driving
               | on highway "move aside accident vehicles" is the most
               | important thing to do.
        
               | mlyle wrote:
               | We'll see. Right now it seems the plan is to dredge, and
               | supplement that with partial unloading of the vessel.
        
               | rcpt wrote:
               | Hm. I live in Long Beach and those guys are definitely
               | used to working at night
        
               | andrewflnr wrote:
               | In helicopters? That's the tricky part.
        
               | gspr wrote:
               | ... in helicopters, _in the desert without the
               | infrastructure of a major harbor_ , no less!
        
           | moonbug wrote:
           | that "just" is doing even more work than the guy in the
           | digger.
        
         | one2three4 wrote:
         | The economic fallout will be big and it gets worse day by day.
         | And we weren't exactly in the best shape to begin with...
         | 
         | Suez canal seems to be a Single Point of Failure.
        
         | cm2187 wrote:
         | But naively, I'd think you just need to apply the opposite
         | force to the force that got it stuck. Surely that didn't break
         | the hull.
        
           | Cthulhu_ wrote:
           | I think they've already tried that with tugboats, but it's
           | really really stuck / wedged in.
        
         | mc32 wrote:
         | Not saying it can work in this scenario, but I think salvagers
         | have used pneumatic devices to float and or manoeuver derelict
         | ships.
        
         | aardvark179 wrote:
         | Depending on the design and bulk heads ripping a hole in the
         | hull can be an option. My father was a naval architect and did
         | some work re-floating container ships and I know they did this
         | on at least one occasion and got the ship up the west coast of
         | Africa, past Spain and Portugal, and through the English
         | Channel. They would have stopped earlier but the ship yards en
         | route jacked up their prices because they assumed there was no
         | other choice.
         | 
         | The interesting thing for me is going to be where that ship
         | goes if they manage to re-float it.
        
         | xg15 wrote:
         | Dumb question: How about evacuating and then blowing up the
         | ship?
         | 
         | Yes, the loss of the ship and all its cargo will be immense,
         | but that seems to be dwarfed by the damage the blocked canal
         | causes.
        
           | dragontamer wrote:
           | Then how do you clean up 220,000 tons of debris?
           | 
           | Turns out: the container ship __itself__ is the easiest way
           | to move all of that debris out. And its already packed and
           | loaded.
        
             | VRay wrote:
             | you just have to blow it up REALLY HARD
             | 
             | Like that old Mythbusters episode where they blow up a car
             | twice
             | 
             | I think the Earth could use just ONE MORE nuclear crater..
        
               | nwallin wrote:
               | I think you've overestimating how much stuff an explosion
               | removes, as opposed to breaks. Explosions are very good
               | at making a functional thing not function anymore, but
               | they're not as good as you think they are at evacuating
               | an area.
               | 
               | Look at the aftermath of the Beirut explosion. The metal
               | frame of the building the explosion happened in is still
               | lying there.
               | 
               | The blast radius of an explosion scales with the cube
               | root of the energy of the explosion. So if you want to
               | make the hole twice as big, you need eight times as much
               | explosives. To create a hole the size of a large
               | container ship, you'll need a nuke. A pretty big one too.
               | The Ever Given is 400m long, the crater left by the
               | Trinity test (22kt) was 390m across.
        
               | malwarebytess wrote:
               | Why not use a nuke?
               | 
               | Modern weapons can be very clean. :]
        
               | fogihujy wrote:
               | Because you still need to use the canal afterwards. And
               | you need to convince the crews of the ships that the
               | radiation won't be a problem. And the authorities of the
               | ports they go to. And so on.
        
               | rsj_hn wrote:
               | If Elon Musk solves this with some combination of space
               | gadgetry and boring machines, we're going to have to
               | declare him Earth Emperor.
        
             | xg15 wrote:
             | I mean, the 220,000 tons of debris are at least not a
             | single solid object - so maybe they'd be moved by the
             | current (if there is any) or could be pushed to the sides
             | by smaller vessels. Then the actual cleanup can happen
             | while the canal is already back in operation.
             | 
             | > _the container ship __itself__ is the easiest way to move
             | all of that debris out._
             | 
             | Well, evidently not if it is stuck.
        
               | Denvercoder9 wrote:
               | You'd need a nuclear-level explosion to blow this ship up
               | into small, practically movable pieces that aren't
               | connected anymore. Everything on that ship is steel.
               | Conventional explosions would just blow a few holes in
               | it, and deform everything enough that moving things
               | becomes impossible.
        
               | nomy99 wrote:
               | Bunch of these
               | ?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_of_All_Bombs
        
               | nwallin wrote:
               | Won't work. Thermobaric weapons are very good at killing
               | people, and breaking equipment, but aren't particularly
               | good at evacuating material.
        
               | nomy99 wrote:
               | I was going by the amount of tnt/bomb payload. It's about
               | 44 tonnes of tnt.
        
               | nwallin wrote:
               | Yup, I get it. The energy released by a thermobaric
               | weapon is spread out over a very, very large distance.
               | Inside the blast, people will be killed and equipment
               | will be rendered interoperable by the extreme temperature
               | and the over pressure. Outside the blast you have a very
               | strong (but subsonic) blast wave. But inside the blast,
               | the pressure will envelope stuff, and push on it from
               | both sides. With regards to blasting away a very large
               | ship, thermobaric weapons are not particularly effective.
        
               | xg15 wrote:
               | > _You 'd need a nuclear-level explosion_
               | 
               | Yup.
               | 
               | ...I mean, come on. After the last five years, it
               | wouldn't even be the craziest thing to happen.
               | 
               | I admit, fallout could be a problem though, especially
               | with all the other ships in close proximity.
        
               | dragontamer wrote:
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Crossroads
               | 
               | A nuclear explosion probably would damage the canal
               | itself. But its said that USS LSM-60's pieces were never
               | found again...
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_LSM-60
               | 
               | Just 170 yards away was USS Arkansas, a battleship. The
               | hull mostly survived (though was deformed and melted).
        
               | YarickR2 wrote:
               | Build a huge cover all around the ship, plant the nuke
               | under the keel, boom we have a splash and the ship
               | evaporates , canal is deeper and wider there
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | tesseract wrote:
               | A pile of steel that used to be a ship, won't float
               | anymore. It would have to get dredged out of the canal
               | piece by piece.
        
           | Aperocky wrote:
           | The wreck would continue to sit in the canal...
        
         | akmarinov wrote:
         | Can't we just dig a new canal?
        
           | Denvercoder9 wrote:
           | Theoretically, yes. Practically, removing this ship is faster
           | and cheaper.
        
         | saalweachter wrote:
         | The most impressive thing to me, reading this comment thread,
         | is all the ways the situation could get _worse_.
        
         | trhway wrote:
         | >You're basically asking to build a port in the middle of the
         | egyptian desert.
         | 
         | No. Helicopters. 10 helis, 1 container/sortie, 10 sorties/hour
         | = 10000 containers in 5 days.
        
           | PeterisP wrote:
           | You can't possibly have 10 helis safely unloading cargo at
           | once from a single ship, that'd be an invitation for
           | disaster. Also, doing that in the dark would simply not work.
           | 10 sorties/hour is also unrealistic; with proper cranes and
           | infrastructure at port it would take something like 10
           | minutes, with choppers it would take more time.
           | 
           | IMHO if helis would even work (which is debatable and debated
           | here), the optimistic estimate is that you could unload
           | something like 20 containers per hour, 300 containers per
           | day, so 30 days for the cargo. It seems plausible that you
           | can dredge the banks and drag the ship out much quicker than
           | that.
        
             | trhway wrote:
             | >You can't possibly have 10 helis safely unloading cargo at
             | once from a single ship
             | 
             | 5 loading at a time, while the other 5 unloading on the
             | ground - plenty of space as ship is 1300 feet long.
             | 
             | > doing that in the dark would simply not work
             | 
             | you flood the ship and the space around with light. Almost
             | 30 years ago we did a night ship unload at an unprepared
             | location - no issues.
             | 
             | >10 sorties/hour is also unrealistic
             | 
             | doing it with crane we did about 15+ - we weren't union
             | operation though - we were paid for performance, not time
             | :) and being young we were moving fast. With chopper not
             | much different if weather is ok.
        
           | YarickR2 wrote:
           | Just set up a ski lift-like structure on both sides of a
           | canal, and run it with containers instead of skiers
        
           | dragonwriter wrote:
           | > 10 helis, 20tons each, 10 sorties/hour = 200k ton in 5
           | days.
           | 
           | Among the many problems with this calculation is that
           | shipping containers can't be freely subdivided and
           | recombined, and can have a loaded weight over 30 tons.
           | 
           | EDIT: And to address the crossing edit:
           | 
           | > 10 helis, 1 container/sortie, 10 sorties/hour = 10000
           | containers in 5 days.
           | 
           | ...and the heaviest-lift helicopters can't lift 30 tons.
        
             | trhway wrote:
             | One would expect lightest containers on top, heaviest at
             | the bottom. CH53 can lift 15ton, so probably it can unload
             | several top layers.
        
         | tomc1985 wrote:
         | The pictures I've seen completely hide the ship's bulbous bow.
         | It juts out seemingly like 50 feet from the front of the bow
         | that you can see. It looks like all of that is wedged in the
         | sand
        
           | RantyDave wrote:
           | Bingo. It's long, fat, and like the pharaohs ... buried in
           | Egypt.
        
             | nullserver wrote:
             | Snip snip.
             | 
             | Just cut the tip off.
        
               | yebyen wrote:
               | Well the front's not supposed to fall off. The front fell
               | off in this case, but it's very unusual.
        
               | mindcrime wrote:
               | What's the minimum crew requirement?
        
               | niceairport wrote:
               | One, I suppose.
        
               | whatusername wrote:
               | context for those who haven't seen it:
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
        
               | cycomanic wrote:
               | That's hilarious, thanks for posting
        
               | IgorPartola wrote:
               | And have it sink there permanently?
        
               | nullserver wrote:
               | It's half a joke. Think men in tights.
               | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4v8BVKlAfM
               | 
               | But also curious of the bulb can be removed without
               | affecting the integrity.
        
               | meowster wrote:
               | Yes, the bulb can be removed and the ship still
               | seaworthy.
        
               | meowster wrote:
               | Ships have watertight bulkheads behind the bow in case
               | they run into something. The ship can definitely sail
               | without the bow. They should just cut it off and leave it
               | there as a reminder to others not to f* up.
        
         | NicoJuicy wrote:
         | How about creating a mini-dam surrounding the vessel and
         | raising the water level so it can turn.
         | 
         | Or stopping the current at 90% of the ship and letting it push
         | to the front ( if it's in the right direction), perhaps in
         | combination with gigantic sails ( if there's enough wind)
         | and/or sucking sand/mud from the bottom.
        
           | nine_k wrote:
           | Apparently, there are no watertight gates anywhere near.
           | 
           | Filling in the entire canal is unrealistic.
        
             | NicoJuicy wrote:
             | I'm not saying the entire canal. Surround the boat, make a
             | dam somehow.
             | 
             | Concrete is dry in 24-48 hours. Sand and wooden poles could
             | be enough.
             | 
             | Some ideas on the how, could be found in this video, on how
             | they created a bridge in the middle ages:
             | https://youtu.be/nJgD6gyi0Wk
             | 
             | I'm pretty sure engineers could find better/faster
             | solutions than what I'm proposing.
        
               | cricalix wrote:
               | The canal is 200 metres wide, 25ish metres deep. Gotta
               | think in the cube, because now you're talking volume. I
               | have zero idea what thickness you're going to need for
               | your dam, but I'm going to spitball and say 10 metres at
               | the top, and 30 metres at the bottom to get a slope like
               | you'd see on something like the Hoover Dam.
               | 
               | This means you need to provide .. lets see, a trapezoidal
               | cross section is 500 square metres.. 100,000 cubic metres
               | of filler. Twice. And then you probably need to curve it
               | to resist the pressure, so that's a bit of a lowball
               | figure. You can't dam any less, because the ship is stuck
               | sideways across the canal.
               | 
               | Using some old numbers for concrete pours in Ireland
               | (2016 era) per cubic metre, that's 7.5 million Euro worth
               | of concrete. Sure, you're not going to use pure concrete
               | like that though - you'd probably start dropping massive
               | boulders in first, and then try to cap/fill it.
               | 
               | Have a read of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Islands
               | to get a feel for how long it takes to lay in that much
               | material..
               | 
               | And then you have to dig it all back up to reopen the
               | canal.
        
               | SubiculumCode wrote:
               | So clearly we just need.to find some sand beavers.
        
               | NicoJuicy wrote:
               | 160 km of protection against 2m. High waves to build
               | something on unstable soil isn't exactly the same thing
               | as this, is it.
               | 
               | They need some construction which they can add water
               | faster than it escapes the container, to raise the water
               | level.
               | 
               | If stacked water based cofferdams would be a solution (
               | idk depending on these requirements, current, ..), it
               | could be done quickly if they have the bags ( multiple
               | teams, multiple locations to start and filling the
               | coffers with water as soon as possible). The budget to
               | fix this fast is probably pretty high. A lot would depend
               | on how much they need to raise the water for the
               | pressure, so it wouldn't collapse. ( Fyi, i do think
               | water based coffers would collapse, but perhaps sand ones
               | can be placed in top on it for 1 meter).
               | 
               | Palm islands needed a construction that holds multiple
               | years and isn't the same as the issue in the Suez canal.
               | 
               | Tu be honest, I'm just thinkering about the variables
               | that could make this work, instead of dismissing it
               | immediately.
        
               | Sebb767 wrote:
               | > Using some old numbers for concrete pours in Ireland
               | (2016 era) per cubic metre, that's 7.5 million Euro worth
               | of concrete.
               | 
               | A sister comment mentioned 400$ million per hour worth of
               | trades being blocked by this, so the _cost_ of this would
               | probably recouped by the time the order is cleared.
        
               | gruez wrote:
               | >A sister comment mentioned 400$ million per hour worth
               | of trades being blocked by this
               | 
               | but it's not $400M lost? If you ordered a $100 package
               | from amazon and it got stuck in transit it's not a $100
               | loss.
        
               | devdas wrote:
               | Quite a lot of shipped goods have tight delivery
               | schedules requirements.
        
               | KittenInABox wrote:
               | There are fees associated with lateness.
        
               | Sebb767 wrote:
               | Not all. But there are late fees, refunds, profits lost
               | because your ship now has to travel a larger route and
               | can therefore take fewer roubdtrips, increasing costs per
               | roundtrip due to the longer route etc.. If we just assume
               | a meager 1% actual loss, the concrete would be worth it
               | in two hours. Even with the remaining expenses due to
               | work, this should pay for itself rather quickly.
        
               | nullserver wrote:
               | Lot of heavy containers that aren't being used at the
               | moment.
        
             | _Microft wrote:
             | What if we could _part_ the water at both sides of the
             | ship? Would that suffice as makeshift gates?
             | 
             | The Egyptians had a bad experience with that in the past
             | though and lost a lot of gear and many men in an incident.
             | Might be understandable if they didn't want to do that
             | again.
        
               | NicoJuicy wrote:
               | Cofferdams could be viable
               | 
               | Relevant feedback on pro's/cons:
               | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26587692
        
               | nomy99 wrote:
               | Let me call moses, hold on.
        
           | throwaway41597 wrote:
           | How would you remove such a dam? Sounds like it'd take weeks
           | to build and weeks to remove?
        
             | NicoJuicy wrote:
             | Cofferdam are temporarily dams.
             | 
             | Biggest issues seem to be building ( and logistics) +
             | deconstructing. But i saw an estimate of a cofferdam for a
             | bridge of 640 meters ( but less deep and with a single
             | crane) of 16 days.
        
         | krick wrote:
         | Ok, since everyone is sharing their solutions, and nobody named
         | the most obvious one, I'll do it: just nuke it from orbit.
        
           | tim333 wrote:
           | I'm at a seaside resort in Egypt so I could get a bucket and
           | spade and head up there to dig it out. Might take a while
           | though.
        
         | mooreds wrote:
         | Don't worry, there's a guy digging it out :)
         | 
         | https://twitter.com/SuezDiggerGuy
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | masklinn wrote:
         | > Look at some of the photos of the front of it. Look at how
         | far out of the water it is sitting. The ship might look like
         | that if it were totally empty, but not when it is full of
         | containers like this.
         | 
         | One thing many people are missing is the Suez Canal is not
         | concrete, it's sand, so the canal "walls" are not vertical
         | they're a relatively gentle 3:1 slope (4:1 in wider areas).
         | Meaning only the center half of the canal is flat and "at
         | depth", the ship started hitting sand 30-40m from the edge of
         | the canal. By the time it reached the visible edge it's half-
         | sitting on sand half wedged into it.
        
           | koheripbal wrote:
           | There are locks on either end of the canal. I wonder if the
           | water level can be raised a little to help?
        
             | akg_67 wrote:
             | There is high tide in canal till next Thursday. It is the
             | best window moving the ship. Once low tide, it will be much
             | more difficult to unstuck the ship and move.
             | 
             | https://www.tide-forecast.com/locations/Suez-
             | Egypt/tides/lat...
        
         | elorant wrote:
         | You could unload it using crane ships, and just leave the
         | containers in heaps on the bank of the river, but it could take
         | weeks because that thing is filled to the brink. Any way you
         | look at it there's not an easy solution in sight.
        
         | antidamage wrote:
         | Helicopters are a thing.
         | 
         | And yeah, even completely empty with no fuel or ballast you
         | will never see the bow out of the water like that. However it
         | is more than capable of surviving being dragged along sand.
         | It's just that they have nothing strong enough to drag it with.
         | 
         | Eventually someone will stake some anchors into the ground and
         | use an industrial winch, but that's where hull design starts to
         | suck - there's no good anchor points by which to pull it, so
         | there'll need to be a large number of straps cradling the hull
         | that are being pulled.
        
           | Gustomaximus wrote:
           | This was my though, winchers/dozers etc pulling back the
           | angle it went in on a high tide. Of all the solutions
           | suggested this seems the simplest and easiest materials.
           | 
           | For anchor points they could easily weld additional steel
           | plates/rings at numerous points on the hull for a many lines
           | spread out.
           | 
           | Maybe place some cables under the front section attached to
           | airbags. It would not lift it off the sand but may help with
           | downward pressure on the pull back + the excavator work.
           | 
           | Also cant you vibrate/aerate sand to make it have a liquid
           | effect? Might help pressure but no idea how that could be
           | done at scale required... winches and cable seems easy to
           | access fast.
        
             | azalemeth wrote:
             | Just an order of magnitude viz-a-viz a winch:
             | 
             | -- the Ever Given has a mass of ~220,000 tons (2.2e8 kg)
             | 
             | -- let us _very_ conservatively assume that it is a
             | homogeneous block, 1 /3rd of which is on sand, 2/3rds of
             | which is on water
             | 
             | -- the Coulomb coefficient of friction for steel on sand is
             | a very complex function of sand composition and size, but
             | roughly it's about u=0.5 and F=uR [1]
             | 
             | -- For the 2/3rds of the ship that are in the water assume
             | that it moves frictionlessly in an inviscid liquid (not
             | true at all else ships wouldn't have huge engines!)
             | 
             | -- You therefore need to apply a net tension of >=0.3 x 0.5
             | x 2.2e8 [?] 33 MN to a wire to have a remote chance in hell
             | of accelerating the ship backwards
             | 
             | -- This is about twice the thrust of a Space Shuttle solid
             | rocket booster at liftoff.
             | 
             | [1] https://www.jstage.jst.go.jp/article/sandf1972/26/4/26_
             | 4_139...
        
           | King-Aaron wrote:
           | How long do you think it would take to unload 20,000 40-foot
           | containers via helicopter?
           | 
           | I'll start with my guess: A long time
        
             | RapidFire wrote:
             | You would probably need to be the US military. Once you
             | have a setup onsite; helicopters, pilots, fuel,
             | maintenance, crew to rig containers, you could rapidly
             | unload the containers. Check out this video:
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08K_aEajzNA
             | 
             | US Military is probably the only entity that could pull
             | this off in a timely manner. At great cost of course...
        
               | theshrike79 wrote:
               | Except the US Military has exactly zero helicopters
               | capable of lifting anything that heavy.
               | 
               | Russian Military has:
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-26
               | 
               | That's the one they've used to rescue downed US
               | helicopters :)
        
               | RapidFire wrote:
               | Looks like your right. The US has: https://en.wikipedia.o
               | rg/wiki/Sikorsky_CH-53E_Super_Stallion... as its near
               | equivalent with a external payload of 36,000 lb. The
               | Russian helicopter carries 8000lbs more at 44,000lb,
               | though Wikipedia doesn't say if this is an external or
               | internal payload.
               | 
               | Looks like a 40ft shipping container weights around
               | 8000lbs empty, couldn't find a stat on full. It seems
               | such an operation would be outside the capacity of these
               | helicopters. Sure they could comfortably lift empty
               | containers, but probably not full ones.
        
         | tyingq wrote:
         | _" Some people have suggested unloading the ship. I don't think
         | you realize the infrastructure required to unload a ship."_
         | 
         | I would guess someone could figure out how to use a normal-ish
         | crane to unload _some_ of the containers and set them down in
         | the sand. The top containers look like they are maybe 150 feet
         | or so higher than ground level.
        
           | dragonwriter wrote:
           | Even if so, now you've got a handful of containers on the
           | sand _and_ a giant ship stuck in the canal.
        
             | tyingq wrote:
             | Sure. Just guessing that taking weight off of the end
             | that's marooned in the sand might help.
             | 
             | Edit. Okay "ends".
        
               | dragonwriter wrote:
               | > Just guessing that taking weight off of the end that's
               | marooned in the sand might help.
               | 
               | It is crosswise and in the banks on both sides.
        
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         | kevinsundar wrote:
         | I wonder, could you liquify the soil around the buried part of
         | the ship by pumping air into the surrounding areas?
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soil_liquefaction
        
           | suzzer99 wrote:
           | Now _that_ is an interesting idea.
        
           | yellowapple wrote:
           | Just use some thumpers and Shai-Hulud will save the day.
        
             | Gibbon1 wrote:
             | Classic old man and sandworm pulling the ship free.
        
       | porjo wrote:
       | It was only a matter of time
       | https://twitter.com/addiiceland/status/1374634903321649154
        
       | Karupan wrote:
       | OT: is it a given that the person responsible (the captain?) will
       | be fired once this is over? Can the org running the Suez Canal
       | deny entry to vessels by black listing the captain?
        
       | phenylene wrote:
       | My non-techie wife just said to me, "We need to NFT this
       | situation somehow."
       | 
       | She's been down that rabbit hole ever since reading about the
       | Beeple piece.
        
         | mark_mart wrote:
         | I hope she reads the article about Beeple fraud. Buyer and
         | owner of that art are basically investors in the same nft comp,
         | there is no transaction either. It's just a PR.
        
           | quickthrower2 wrote:
           | She needs to read this to come up with an equally genius
           | marketing plan for her NFT.
           | 
           | An NFT is about marketing. The products value is how well the
           | product is marketed and nothing else. It's purified
           | capitalism!
        
           | SilverRed wrote:
           | I feel like everyone was going through massive amounts mental
           | gymnastics to justify how NFTs are not just a scam like they
           | look on the surface but how they are actually legitimate.
           | News companies chipped in with the "well um actually value is
           | just made up anyway"
           | 
           | But no, in the end it was just another crypto scam.
        
         | meowster wrote:
         | Maybe some kind of trustless crypto lotto about when the ahip
         | will be freed?
        
       | aritmo wrote:
       | MarineTraffic direct URL:
       | https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/shipid:5630138/zoo...
        
       | kevinsundar wrote:
       | I wonder, could you liquify the soil around the buried part of
       | the ship by pumping air into the surrounding areas?
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soil_liquefaction
        
       | spindle wrote:
       | Just like Austin Powers:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/embed/IGiQOCX9UbM
        
         | fuzxi wrote:
         | No embeds here
        
           | spindle wrote:
           | Thank you. Luckily, the embed code I pasted shows the URL
           | nice and clearly :-)
        
       | opsunit wrote:
       | On the same topic, this is an excellent read:
       | https://www.wired.com/2008/02/ff-seacowboys/
        
       | FartyMcFarter wrote:
       | In hindsight, was it a good idea to allow ships that big through
       | the canal?
       | 
       | In the future, could they perhaps widen the canal and disallow
       | ships large enough to block it?
        
         | switch007 wrote:
         | Why do I have the suspicion that an engineer raised a concern
         | at some point but was shot down by someone with quotas to meet.
        
       | johnnymontrose wrote:
       | Pulleys man. Millions and millions of pulleys. Such a magnificent
       | system of pulleys that a 3 year old could pull it.
        
         | sn_master wrote:
         | Or hydraulic arms? such that a squirrel could pull it then.
        
       | lawwantsin17 wrote:
       | SINK THE FUCKING SHIP
        
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