[HN Gopher] John Cleese Sells the Brooklyn Bridge as an NFT
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       John Cleese Sells the Brooklyn Bridge as an NFT
        
       Author : jshprentz
       Score  : 320 points
       Date   : 2021-03-21 15:30 UTC (7 hours ago)
        
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       | ASalazarMX wrote:
       | Given the logical progression, I think I'll wait until someone
       | sells a NFT of a NFT before being surprised.
        
         | craz8 wrote:
         | NFT derivatives will be the next big thing for the '20s -
         | perhaps a NFT ETF I can put in my IRA?
        
           | throw5throw5 wrote:
           | Collateralized NFT Obligations!
        
       | schoen wrote:
       | The original conceptual framework for NFT-like instruments is
       | Nick Szabo's "Secure Property Titles with Owner Authority":
       | 
       | https://nakamotoinstitute.org/secure-property-titles/
       | 
       | At the very end he says:
       | 
       | > Largely unaddressed above is the problem of divergence between
       | actual conditions and directory rights. [...] When divergence
       | becomes too great, a solution to address the unreality of the
       | title registry is needed.
       | 
       | Almost nobody selling NFTs today has even bothered to address
       | Szabo's final "correspondence to ground" point, i.e., why anyone
       | should think that the ownership of a particular NFT _means
       | anything_!
        
         | ryanmarsh wrote:
         | In the case of real property the clearinghouse for this is the
         | local courthouse. Deeds, liens, etc... all flow through the
         | local (city/county) clerk. If you can create NFT's such that
         | transfer requires two signatures (one of those being the
         | jurisdiction of the real property) then it would function
         | little different than how property transfers happen today.
         | Furthermore NFT transfers signed by the court could reduce or
         | eliminate the costly need for title searches and title
         | insurance. If real property moves to the block chain in this
         | manner all you need is one final title search, then signed by
         | the court, from then on out title can be ensured by the
         | blockchain. If you can do fractional ownership of an NFT then
         | it greatly simplifies land development, mineral rights, and
         | other more complex transfers such as sub-division of a tract.
         | 
         | Having knowledge of this business for some time now I believe
         | it's an issue of when, not if, real property will move to a
         | blockchain of some sort.
        
           | defen wrote:
           | > If real property moves to the block chain in this manner
           | all you need is one final title search, then signed by the
           | court, from then on out title can be ensured by the
           | blockchain.
           | 
           | Just because your "final" title search doesn't produce
           | anything doesn't mean a future one won't, so I don't see how
           | the blockchain solves anything here.
        
           | jjnoakes wrote:
           | In the case of hacks (someone gets the court's private key
           | and signs fraudulent transfers), mistakes (bugs, human error,
           | etc), and other such scenarios, there would still need to be
           | some kind of title insurance and human oversight.
        
             | maxerickson wrote:
             | Right, even if you come up with a clean, secure way to
             | publish attestations onto a blockchain, you've got a
             | problem when they are transferred to an invalid or
             | inaccessible destination.
             | 
             | That a title can be contested is actually a _feature_ of
             | the existing system, not simply a problem.
        
           | viraptor wrote:
           | What does would this improve and/or simplify compared to
           | publishing the existing database online?
           | 
           | What are the obvious solutions for stolen keys or people
           | dying with access lost? (which don't translate to the
           | blockchain not mattering at all)
        
         | koonsolo wrote:
         | This NFT is not "The Brooklyn Bridge", this NFT is "Remember
         | when John Cleese sold the Brooklyn Bridge NFT". Do you think
         | nobody wants the bragging rights of owning that? I certainly
         | do, but not for $50k, which it already has.
        
           | remram wrote:
           | I will remember this. I even bookmarked that tweet, and it
           | cost me nothing.
        
             | koolba wrote:
             | I've created an NFT of a bookmark to the tweet. Starting
             | bid is 1000 Doge.
        
           | pmlnr wrote:
           | > Do you think nobody wants the bragging rights of owning
           | that?
           | 
           | It would be nice to believe that eventually we evolve beyond
           | bragging about being an idiot.
           | 
           | > I certainly do
           | 
           | ...
        
             | barry-cotter wrote:
             | > Maybe NFTs will not endure, which is a risk for anyone
             | playing a pioneering role in a new genre. That is why the
             | price was not $200 million or more. In any case, this is a
             | world in which Marcel Duchamp's urinal sculpture still is
             | exhibited in major museums, regarded by many critics as a
             | masterpiece of the 20th century, and it sold at auction for
             | $1.6 million in 2002. Canvases painted a single color, and
             | other forms of abstract and conceptual art, remain a major
             | part of recent art history and can sell for tens of
             | millions.
             | 
             | > The point is not to argue over what qualifies as "art."
             | It is simply that it is a mistake to assume that NFTs will
             | fail in the art world.
             | 
             | https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-03-17/the-
             | nf...
        
               | xyzzy123 wrote:
               | People doubting that a thing is actually art at all seems
               | to be a fairly consistent marker of something being good
               | art.
               | 
               | It's fresh, it's pushing boundaries, it's making people
               | think and wonder, it's generating snark and discussion.
               | 
               | If readymades are art, if a blank canvas is art, then art
               | is just a scam!
               | 
               | Not sure if it will stand the test of time though (I mean
               | technically in terms of the artifacts persisting, and
               | conceptually, aka whether it will still be interesting in
               | 10 years or seen as a fad).
        
             | leokennis wrote:
             | Exactly. There's little I'd like less than bragging about
             | having spent my life savings on a JPEG that everyone has
             | but that I "own"...
        
               | koonsolo wrote:
               | I don't think the person spending $50k does it with his
               | lifes saving.
               | 
               | You don't buy a jpeg, you buy the unique item that John
               | Cleese sold.
               | 
               | Same for movie props. You can buy a nice lightsaber below
               | $200. The ones that were used in the movies... a bit
               | more.
        
             | [deleted]
        
           | mypalmike wrote:
           | *Edit: Too late to delete, but my sarcastic comment is likely
           | against site rules. Apologies
        
             | [deleted]
        
               | [deleted]
        
           | moistly wrote:
           | I suppose one can "brag" about most anything. Seems to me,
           | though, that a brag about "owning" an arbitrary sequence of
           | bytes is pretty damn empty.
           | 
           | Overcome a challenge that presses your personal limitations?
           | Worthy of a brag: you took up the task, persevered, and
           | conquered.
           | 
           | Open your wallet to purchase something? I just don't see that
           | there's any legitimate boasting to be had there: any damn
           | fool with the same money could do it. There is no challenge,
           | there is no accomplishment, there is nothing to be proud of
           | at all. It's such _empty_ bragging.
           | 
           | IMO people who brag about owning things have deep personal
           | insecurities and would be better off putting the money spent
           | towards therapy.
        
             | koonsolo wrote:
             | Having a unique and quirky item is worth a brag.
             | 
             | Bragging with an expensive Rolex is very different than
             | bragging with the NFT of a terrible image of the Brooklyn
             | Bridge by John Cleese who sold it as a joke.
        
           | lisper wrote:
           | c.f.: http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/
        
             | m463 wrote:
             | That's what I remember. At some point is all of this
             | advertising? a well-known property that people are aware
             | of?
        
             | enneff wrote:
             | At least those who bought pixels on that page got something
             | for it.
        
         | samatman wrote:
         | I disagree, but this is a common objection which is worth
         | addressing. Specifically I disagree that NFTs are grounded in
         | that particular conceptual framework.
         | 
         | NFTs aren't attempting to be bearer instruments which convey
         | ownership of some physical good, or even of a piece of
         | intellectual property. Those require a corresponding Ricardian
         | contract. This remains a good idea, but, to put it mildly,
         | there are unsolved problems associated with it.
         | 
         | A NFT is just a baseball card, what you're proposing is more
         | like a baseball player packaging up 10% of his lifetime
         | earnings into 5000 instruments and selling those.
         | 
         | Baseball cards have provenance, scarcity, and IP protection of
         | their appearance: that is, they're demonstrably produced by a
         | company with a right to do it, there are only so many in
         | existence, and it's illegal to make identical copies of the
         | baseball card.
         | 
         | NFTs have two of these properties and an adequate substitute
         | for the third. They're signed, giving provenance, and scarce,
         | due to blockchain-verified artificial scarcity. It's not
         | illegal to make copies of the referenced digital artifact,
         | because what fun would that be? No one could load the image or
         | whatever in a browser.
         | 
         | Nor is copyright currently assigned. I don't believe it's
         | conventional to purchase copyright for an artwork along with
         | the artwork itself, but I could be wrong about that, and it
         | doesn't matter: this would be a cool thing to add to some NFTs,
         | but we can just agree that it isn't a part of the package right
         | now and move on.
         | 
         | But it is _impossible_ to make an actual copy of the NFT
         | _itself_ , even with the private key used to sign the original.
         | That makes IP protection an inferior good: it's fraud to make a
         | forgery of a rare baseball card, but it's quite profitable
         | fraud if one happens to get away with it.
         | 
         | Disclosure: I own no NFTs in the usual sense of the term, and
         | don't intend to.
        
           | Igelau wrote:
           | > A NFT is just a baseball card
           | 
           | It's more like a pointer to a JPEG of a baseball card.
        
         | monkeydreams wrote:
         | IMO NFT are a path to the commoditisation of belief and the
         | communities which spring up around shared beliefs. Imagine if
         | QAnon were to launch their own, with the proof of patriotism
         | baked in to your online in or if some religion reinvented the
         | indulgence. These would probably be done on their own coinbase.
        
           | multjoy wrote:
           | Don't give them ideas!
        
             | monkeydreams wrote:
             | I haven't even mentioned intangible secessionist states
             | setting up auto-resolving contracts systems and laws,
             | taxation, etc.
        
       | SMAAART wrote:
       | John Cleese is brilliant. Period.
        
         | skeletonjelly wrote:
         | Pity about his views. Wish I could agree, his past stuff is
         | genius.
        
       | daenz wrote:
       | Brilliant move by John Cleese. The sale is the performance, and
       | the performance aligns perfectly with his genre.
        
         | theptip wrote:
         | The obvious follow-up is to mint an NFT of the promo
         | announcement/performance and sell that too. Obviously that
         | would require its own performative announcement post...
        
           | jcwayne wrote:
           | "It's NFTs all the way down."
        
       | cs702 wrote:
       | Please consider changing the OP link to Cleese's actual post on
       | Twitter, which embeds a video of him describing this "work of
       | art":
       | 
       | https://twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/1372944852325789704
       | 
       | It's brilliant parody, as usual, from Cleese. Regardless of what
       | you think of NFTs, you will get a good laugh.
        
         | geoduck14 wrote:
         | I don't have a Twitter account. Is there another way to see the
         | video?
        
           | gertlex wrote:
           | I got "This is not available to you" or something like that,
           | which I've never seen before. A few refreshes later (I also
           | don't have a twitter) it worked though.
        
             | brianush1 wrote:
             | For me, this was caused by a buggy service worker;
             | unregistering the service worker (from about:debugging >
             | "This Firefox" > "Service Workers" on Firefox, dunno how on
             | Chrome) should fix the issue
        
           | jonny_eh wrote:
           | You don't need a Twitter account to enjoy a tweet.
        
             | C19is20 wrote:
             | ...but I enjoy enjoying not having Twitter.
        
         | dang wrote:
         | Ok, changed from https://decrypt.co/62217/monty-pythons-john-
         | cleese-mints-bro....
        
         | dylan604 wrote:
         | No need, I just bought it now.
        
       | ourmandave wrote:
       | Apparently there's Fuck You money, and then there's having "I buy
       | NFTs" money.
       | 
       | (But you have to say it in Forrest Gump's voice.)
        
         | raverbashing wrote:
         | I wonder if there are NFTs of fruit companies.
        
       | pazimzadeh wrote:
       | *a Drawing of the Brooklyn Bridge
        
         | rvz wrote:
         | They don't call it 'contemporary art' for no reason. We all
         | know that the drawing itself is worthless but the signature is
         | what is 'valued'.
         | 
         | NFTs are just giving life to 'contemporary art' again which can
         | be shortened to 'con-art'. Allowing celebrities a get rich
         | quick route with their signatures. Heck, even an AI can paint
         | something and auction it at Christie's and then re-auction it
         | as an NFT.
         | 
         | As for this NFT and the rest of them, No thanks and no deal.
        
           | freetime2 wrote:
           | I think this an unfair characterization of contemporary art.
           | I don't consider myself an expert by any means, but I've been
           | to a couple of contemporary art museums (Mass MoCA and one in
           | Kanazawa) and enjoyed both experiences. I believe that the
           | bulk of artists producing contemporary art work very hard at
           | their craft for very little reward. Certainly most of the
           | works I saw featured looked like they required a lot of
           | effort to think up and execute. There were also certainly
           | some pieces that raised an eyebrow and made me think "that's
           | art?", but that's part of the fun IMO.
           | 
           | The art collector market is where things tend to go sideways.
           | Collectors do often seem to value the name on the signature
           | over everything else. But in most cases when you see those
           | crazy high sale prices at auction, the money is not going to
           | the artist but rather to some other collector. So I don't
           | think it's fair to call an entire genre of art a "con" just
           | because of how rich art collectors behave.
        
       | skybrian wrote:
       | If you're looking for a discount, you could get this one instead:
       | https://opensea.io/assets/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c2484200...
        
         | runeks wrote:
         | The top bid is currently quoted at 0.015. Which currency is
         | this? Why don't they specify this?
         | 
         | I see a dollar equivalent, but I don't see how they translate
         | from the 0.015 figure.
         | 
         |  _EDIT:_ Never mind. Apparently, the symbol Ks refers to the
         | Ether cryptocurrency.
        
           | lupire wrote:
           | It's the greek letter Xi, used because it's looks like an E.
           | Nice metaphor for NFT, which look like a real thing but
           | aren't.
        
       | simplecto wrote:
       | The internet is just a fad.
       | 
       | Only nerds want a smartphone
       | 
       | Bitcoin is a scam
       | 
       | NFTs are just stupid
       | 
       | Just because I don't like the aesthetic qualities of NFTs does
       | not mean the whole space is bunk.
        
         | clydethefrog wrote:
         | Remember when everything would be nanobots?
        
         | benjohnson wrote:
         | Sometimes the doubters are correct.
         | 
         | AOL keywords, WAP phones, pets.com stock, self driving cars are
         | two years away, X.25, VR, Hydrogen Cars.
        
           | xondono wrote:
           | The doubters are correct _most_ of the time. That's what
           | makes VC lucrative.
        
       | wan23 wrote:
       | You should consider an NFT to be something like a certificate.
       | Some entity has issued you a certificate saying, e.g. you are the
       | rightful owner of the Brooklyn Bridge. The value of certificates
       | in NFT form is that they are difficult to forge and easy to
       | verify. However, like a paper certificate that you might hang on
       | your wall, the actual certificate is worthless. It is
       | representative of something that may have value, e.g. proof that
       | someone who owns the Brooklyn Bridge has transferred ownership to
       | you. What matters is if other people believe the underlying item
       | is worth something and accept control of the token as being
       | sufficient to authenticate you as the owner. Obviously, in this
       | case no one will accept this token in place of a deed for the
       | bridge, but on the other hand if a government did issue tokens
       | this way and recognized them in court then it might work out
       | pretty well (until someone steals your crypto keys).
        
         | gerdesj wrote:
         | "e.g. you are the rightful owner of the Brooklyn Bridge."
         | 
         | I note that this whole NFT thing is bollocks but you are only
         | buying an image of the Brooklyn Bridge not the bridge itself.
         | 
         | This is not the same as a bloke pretending to flog the real
         | bridge to you. That is why John Cleese picked that bridge
         | because it was famously "sold" several times to victims of
         | fraud.
         | 
         | When I say bollocks, that is too trite as well. NFT means non
         | fungible token and yet it clearly is "fungible" in some way. I
         | generate one and sell it to you. The blockchain "proves" the
         | transfer of ownership.
         | 
         | Fiat (let it be) money is on pretty shaky ground as well and
         | yet we live with the fibs and outright lies and get on with
         | trade. If you look at the recent GME trading stuff and break it
         | down into the various components - start with "what on earth is
         | a USD?", it all rapidly gets a bit mad. Work your way up
         | through what a short is or even what a simple stock trade
         | actually means and then perhaps look at how the trades are
         | trued up every few days and other weirdness.
         | 
         | Calling out NFTs as bollocks is a bit off. Fiat money and
         | stocks n that are basically a game with a lot of rules, a lot
         | of rules. It is possible that some of those rules are made up
         | on the fly by the banker and the banker may not be who you
         | think they are.
         | 
         | That said, I don't see myself using crypto coins. I mined over
         | one BT back in the day and lost the wallet on my Pentium II
         | when I dumped err recycled it. At the time it was worth a few
         | quid - the BT that is. I really won't buy a NFT unless I
         | suddenly find my NW in the millions and I get bored.
         | 
         | Now Mr Cleese's piccy of the bridge does look quite tasty ...
         | copy, paste .... delete. 8)
        
         | freetime2 wrote:
         | He isn't actually selling the Brooklyn Bridge, but a (comically
         | poor) drawing of the Brooklyn Bridge:
         | 
         | https://opensea.io/assets/0x9201a886740d193e315f1f1b2b193321...
         | 
         | So this is not really a scam, but rather a legitimate satire of
         | recent NFT sales.
        
       | tzm wrote:
       | IMO, NFTs are relevant as pop culture artifacts of a tokenized
       | economy. It's less about the art, and more about the artist and
       | buyers as a collective story. Valuations are high due to
       | liquidity, technology and timing as a cultural shift.
        
       | chris_wot wrote:
       | "A young, unknown artist (or collective of artists) with a firm
       | grasp of Cryptic Currencies and Non Floodable Tokens."
        
       | sn_master wrote:
       | I can't imagine any real purpose for NFTs except money laundry
       | and the 'I Am Rich' complex.
       | 
       | With paintings, you're at least getting a physical artifact that
       | the famous painter touched and painted, stroke by stroke, that
       | can never be duplicated.
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Rich
        
         | capableweb wrote:
         | Let's say we could replicate the painting stroke by stroke.
         | Let's say we also use the same painter. Still, it doesn't
         | matter. A copy is a copy. It's not the same as the first and
         | initial incarnation of that artifact, physical or digital.
        
           | pessimizer wrote:
           | If you can't tell the copy from the original, both would
           | probably halve in value, then quickly rise because of the
           | notability of the situation.
           | 
           | Art has its worth because it is difficult to forge, mostly
           | through its proof of provenance, but also through the
           | certification of designated, well-paid experts.
        
           | manigandham wrote:
           | This is not true. Digital items do not have an original. In
           | fact creating the digital item itself creates multiple copies
           | in the process, and every viewing of it creates infinitely
           | more copies.
        
           | sn_master wrote:
           | If the painter makes countless copies, the painting would
           | lose its value.
           | 
           | The value of an object is associated with who made it or who
           | owned it or how unique it is. e.g. Hitler's car wouldn't have
           | had its value if it was owned by someone else, despite it
           | being no technically different from other Mercedes cars of
           | the era.
        
       | worik wrote:
       | Is this a scam?
        
         | insert_coin wrote:
         | Yes, NFTs are a scam.
        
           | numpad0 wrote:
           | But what it is is very clearly communicated
        
           | capableweb wrote:
           | Well, if NFTs are a scam, then anything you buy for money is
           | a scam. Usually we reserve "scams" for "trickeries", fooling
           | someone out of their money, when they don't really want to.
           | In this case, people are willingly buying NFTs.
           | 
           | Maybe a better word is to use "hyped" or "mania" or
           | something, because it's not really a "scam" as no one really
           | own NFTs as a whole and are fooling others.
           | 
           | Disclaimer: I'm myself not into NFTs because it mostly seems
           | like hype at this point, I own zero NFTs myself and have no
           | interest in buying. But I also care about accuracy.
        
             | ivanche wrote:
             | > _In this case, people are willingly buying NFTs._
             | 
             | People being scammed, by definition, don't know they're
             | being scammed. Otherwise they wouldn't be scammed. They
             | also willingly buy something they believe is real.
        
               | capableweb wrote:
               | What do you mean "they believe is real"? NFTs are "real",
               | not sure what you're on about. Or is it all fake, no one
               | is actually trading NFTs?
               | 
               | Yes, people are stupid. Does that mean they are being
               | scammed? No, they're just idiots.
        
           | jsnk wrote:
           | Getting scammed by John Cleese has clear value.
        
         | rvz wrote:
         | It is ICOs 2.0
        
         | DC1350 wrote:
         | It's art
        
       | airhead969 wrote:
       | NFTs are stupid. As soon as this craze is over, they'll be
       | illiquid and absolutely worthless.
        
         | runeks wrote:
         | They are already illiquid. So they will only become worthless.
        
         | prepend wrote:
         | Comically, when this is all over society will probably be
         | geared around one of these, but hard to predict which one. In
         | 500 years, we are just as likely to be using cryptopunks as the
         | base of our exchanges as whuffie.
         | 
         | Of course, this is no reason to try to buy any for that
         | purpose. It will probably be something silly like the first in
         | game item that works across games and platforms or something.
         | Having a red hat that will work across all games and be unique
         | forever, now that's worth something.
        
         | Animats wrote:
         | They may hang on for years, or decades. You can still trade
         | Beanie Babies and Cabbage Patch dolls on eBay. Three Stooges
         | collectable plates from the Franklin Mint[1] don't seem to be
         | selling well, though.
         | 
         | Lack of liquidity is implicit in non-fungible tokens. You have
         | to find a buyer who wants the exact item you have. That may be
         | hard. It may require paying for advertising, which means the
         | return can go negative.
         | 
         | With a uniform commodity, there's a market with prices. Non-
         | fungible markets don't crash, they stall. You can't sell, but
         | that's not visible on marketplaces, especially if they're
         | designed to hide listings that are not moving. (This is common
         | in real estate; un-saleable property is taken off the market,
         | then re-listed, so it doesn't show as "for sale for 72 weeks".)
         | What we're probably going to see are markets with huge numbers
         | of items that are not selling, but have high asking prices.
         | This will create the illusion of value, because someone will
         | add up the asking prices and claim that's a "market cap". The
         | illusion of volume and liquidity can be created with wash
         | trades.
         | 
         | There are getting to be a quite a number of blockchain based
         | virtual worlds, where you can pay way too much for virtual
         | land. Few people actually log into those virtual worlds and
         | spend time there; they just trade land. "The metagame is the
         | game", some analyst wrote of Decentraland. (Which, despite its
         | name, is totally centralized. You can't run a Decentraland
         | server yourself.)
         | 
         | I used to go to art openings in SF, and sometimes we'd look at
         | some bad piece and ask "will this be around in 10 years or will
         | it have been tossed out?" Years later, I suspect most of it
         | went to a Dumpster long ago.
         | 
         | [1] https://www.ebay.com/itm/Franklin-Mint-The-Three-Stooges-
         | Dec...
        
         | noobermin wrote:
         | Careful there, how many degrees removed is it from other
         | cryptocurrencies? If people follow this logic it will lead some
         | people to be mad.
        
           | lottin wrote:
           | Cryptocoins are equally useless in practice, but at least
           | they try to serve a purpose. NFTs make no attempt to serve a
           | purpose. It's truly bizarre.
        
       | ufo wrote:
       | Is that 69.3 million asking price a reference to something or is
       | it just a humorously large number with no special meaning?
        
         | nuclearsugar wrote:
         | It's referencing the Beeple Christie auction
        
       | runeks wrote:
       | Honest question: if I were to buy this, how would I prove to
       | everyone I meet that I am the owner?
        
         | tomerico wrote:
         | You could generate a signature that proves that you have the
         | private key associated with the address
        
           | worik wrote:
           | I.e., you cannot.
           | 
           | You can run a piece of mathematics that not one person in a
           | thousand would understand, but there is no way to show it
           | off, like in a book case or hang it on a wall.
           | 
           | But given that most valuable art is sitting in deep storage
           | in free ports, I am not sure it is a problem.
        
             | dehrmann wrote:
             | I see NFT ownership quickly devolving to "cool story, bro."
        
           | runeks wrote:
           | And how do I prove that this address is associated with John
           | Cleese's work?
           | 
           | Does John Cleese post this address in a tweet, or how is it
           | associated with him?
        
         | saltminer wrote:
         | Does being the winning bidder on this actually make you the
         | owner (i.e. transfer all associated IP rights to you) or do you
         | just get a higher res version of the image if you win? Both?
         | Neither?
        
         | insert_coin wrote:
         | You have to ask the vegans.
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | trebligdivad wrote:
       | I'm surprised he wasn't selling a Norwegian Blue.
        
         | jMyles wrote:
         | it does have beautiful plumage afterall
        
         | cm2187 wrote:
         | This one is more in the spirit of the Klein Blue
        
       | toss1 wrote:
       | Next up will be a set of data on the wing-flapping rate of
       | African swallow and the instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade.
       | 
       | All the comments about supposedly "owning" a copy of an item that
       | is trivial to make perfect digital copies... exactly.
       | 
       | If, somehow, the NFTs could be made actually non-fungible, and
       | backed by the legal system, the one killer feature would be
       | repeating revenue for the artist with every subsequent sale. That
       | could truly change the economics for the perpetually starving
       | artists in the world. If that came to pass, it might be worth all
       | the electricity and carbon footprint.
        
         | gerdesj wrote:
         | "wing-flapping rate of African swallow"
         | 
         | Laden or unladen? In a vacuum?
        
         | Tenoke wrote:
         | >the electricity and carbon footprint.
         | 
         | That's no longer a concern for an increasing number of NFTs
         | minted today[0].
         | 
         | 0. https://svilentodorov.xyz/blog/nft-electricity/
        
       | cphoover wrote:
       | brilliant tongue in cheek.
        
       | dentemple wrote:
       | Why would you put the punchline in the title?
        
       | omgJustTest wrote:
       | Oh comedy, you have found a truly original form!
        
       | squarefoot wrote:
       | I'd be willing to throw twice that money at it, but want also
       | bundled the original dead parrot.
        
       | didi987 wrote:
       | Dan Held on a podcast made the point that NFTs, like ICOs, will
       | scale to suck up all of the available [foolish] money and then
       | collapse.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | tibbydudeza wrote:
       | I am waiting for a OnlyFans creator to sell her bathwater as a
       | NFT.
        
       | craz8 wrote:
       | I'm surprised that no-one has mentioned that selling the Brooklyn
       | Bridge is a very old scam, made famous by this huckster:
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_C._Parker
       | 
       | New technology, same scam
        
         | Tenoke wrote:
         | It was mentioned in the original link here, it's just that the
         | link was changed to the tweet which doesn't explain the
         | backstory.
        
           | blendergeek wrote:
           | Would you link this original link?
        
             | brianush1 wrote:
             | From further down in this thread:
             | https://decrypt.co/62217/monty-pythons-john-cleese-mints-
             | bro...
        
       | andybak wrote:
       | I'd like to defend NFTs from a slightly different angle.
       | 
       | (Leaving aside the carbon emissions - let's assume everyone
       | finally switches to Proof of Stake)
       | 
       | They are stupid. They are pointless. But then so is most of the
       | art world - and going a step forward - so is much of what we
       | value.
       | 
       | As several people have pointed out they are no less arbitrary
       | than a limited edition print vs a commodity print. The value of
       | fine wines escalates exponentially whilst the extra utility you
       | get from any quality improvements trends towards nothing.
       | 
       | Much of what we value is pointless and bordering on delusional.
       | But unless you're a wandering ascetic or superhumanly utilitarian
       | in your consumption (hint - you're probably not even if you think
       | you are) then the difference is one of degree rather than of
       | category.
        
         | insert_coin wrote:
         | The critic, which you do not address, is that (most) NFTs
         | pretend to give assurance of ownership to an "original" digital
         | asset.
         | 
         | The problem with NFTs is a conceptual one not a technological
         | or psychological or societal one. The problem with NFTs is
         | digital "products" by their nature cannot claim originality.
         | 
         | Art might be stupid, but you can actually make the claim of
         | having an original _insert_coin_ drawing, despite its value.
        
           | dmitryminkovsky wrote:
           | > The problem with NFTs is digital "products" by their nature
           | cannot claim originality.
           | 
           | That's the beauty of it. Yes, the digital good by its nature
           | is infinitely replicable [0], but everyone knows and
           | (hopefully) understands that, and that is not what it is
           | being sold with the NFT. The NFT, as I understand it,
           | represents a totally new type of "ownership" that has no
           | analogue in previously established forms of ownership. The
           | closest thing to NFTs are securities, where the value of the
           | security is almost always speculative in nature. NFTs just
           | take this to its teleological end. Yes, an artist or John
           | Cleese can go ahead and mint another Brooklyn Bridge token,
           | but doing this would degrade their reputation and make their
           | future work less valuable and attractive to buyers, just like
           | a company that keeps minting stock indiscriminately is going
           | to have a harder time selling that stock. John Cleese selling
           | a token is actually very cool in my opinion, because he
           | didn't have to call Goldman Sachs to make it happen. I see a
           | future where we have premier blockchains where all the top
           | assets will be traded. Someone selling farts [1] and such
           | will not be on those blockchains (unless those farts become
           | highly regarded, which they might), and the blockchain itself
           | will be a sort of crypto-artistic expression. I think this is
           | just the beginning.
           | 
           | [0]
           | https://twitter.com/_Lord_Enki_/status/1372976176411578369
           | 
           | [1] https://nypost.com/2021/03/18/nyc-man-sells-fart-
           | for-85-cash...
        
           | andybak wrote:
           | I thought I had covered this point by talking about limited
           | edition prints.
           | 
           | A print is a print is a print. The artist simple decides to
           | make a set of 5. If someone later makes a run of 10,000 - why
           | is the former more valuable. The artist might never actually
           | touch the print. They are simply authorizing them.
        
             | insert_coin wrote:
             | Prints are, ahem, "prints", they are not the original.
             | First editions of books are not the manuscript.
        
               | andybak wrote:
               | That's the point I'm making. I'm not sure I understand
               | what counter-argument you're making?
        
               | insert_coin wrote:
               | NFTs cannot guarantee the ownership of an original
               | digital asset despite its claims because a digital asset
               | has no original. They cannot even guarantee the ownership
               | of a limited production "edition".
        
               | URSpider94 wrote:
               | They can guarantee part of a limited edition, if the
               | contract is written such that only x tokens can be
               | issued. If a future contract issues more copies, then
               | that release will be less valuable by nature of it being
               | later/less exclusive, even though it's the same physical
               | file.
        
               | insert_coin wrote:
               | You don't need contracts to make copies of digital
               | assets.
        
               | kgwgk wrote:
               | The point is that the token only guarantees the ownership
               | of a token from a limited edition of tokens.
        
               | andybak wrote:
               | I agree. But my point is that this is only a matter of
               | degree more stupid than the concept of limited edition
               | prints. Or $10000 cigars you can't smoke. Or a hotel room
               | that costs similar amounts per night. The list goes on.
        
               | URSpider94 wrote:
               | How about photographs? Even back in the days of silver
               | chemistry printing, it was fairly straightforward for an
               | artist like Ansel Adams to go into the darkroom and print
               | up more copies of his pieces. Most famous photographers,
               | in fact, hire assistants who do the actual duplication to
               | their formula, and then they sign, date and number the
               | prints. Today, when even fine art photographers print
               | their results via inkjet, it's incredibly easy to
               | reproduce as many copies as you want.
               | 
               | For modern graphic arts, the value has always come from
               | being part of a serialized limited edition.
        
               | insert_coin wrote:
               | > For modern graphic arts, the value has always come from
               | being part of a serialized limited edition.
               | 
               | The value to whom? To the artist the actual negative is
               | clearly the most valuable to own. Original Ansel Adams
               | negatives are actually very very valuable.
               | 
               | Things, actual things, have value because they are
               | physical, and the closer to the original the more value
               | they have. Negatives have the most value, prints have
               | less value, and a digital jpeg of an Ansel Adams photo
               | has almost no value. I know, I "own" several.
        
               | andybak wrote:
               | > and the closer to the original the more value they
               | have.
               | 
               | Do you see the step you've just taken?
               | 
               | It's no longer about authenticity, it's about proximity
               | to authenticity. Would a reproduction from the original
               | negative by someone other than Ansel Adams be more
               | valuable than a different type of reproduction? If so,
               | why?
        
               | insert_coin wrote:
               | Of course, it is closer to the author.
               | 
               | I am fully aware of what I am saying: things have value
               | not only because of what they are or what they are made
               | of, they have value for other reasons.
               | 
               | NFT people claim things only have value because of what
               | they are, an art piece has value because it is an art
               | piece, because it is beautiful to look at or whatever,
               | and that visual property can be stored on the blockchain.
               | That is where they are failing. They are missing 99% of
               | the reasons things have value, and why they cannot
               | understand two seemingly identical things having widely
               | different values.
        
               | andybak wrote:
               | I think there is a flaw in your reasoning but it's hard
               | to be sure because your last sentence is rather hard to
               | parse.
               | 
               | > They are missing 99% of the reasons things have value,
               | 
               | Can you clarify?
               | 
               | > they cannot understand two seemingly identical things
               | having widely different values.
               | 
               | We're not talking about the value in a piece of art - or
               | even the value of owning an original piece of art.
               | 
               | Ownership itself is a social construct. Back to my
               | limited edition print comparison:
               | 
               | You own one of a series of 100 prints or a photograph by
               | a famous artist.
               | 
               | I "own" a reproduction of the same work that is high
               | enough resolution to be indistinguishable from your
               | print.
               | 
               | Assuming you can prove the authenticity of your print
               | (maybe there's a chain of custody you can verify) - your
               | print is worth thousands and mine is worth simply the
               | cost of making another copy.
               | 
               | How is this less silly than NFTs?
        
               | insert_coin wrote:
               | You cannot "authenticate" the bits 001 are different from
               | the bits 001. NFTs claim one is the "original".
        
           | dehrmann wrote:
           | > assurance of ownership to an "original" digital asset
           | 
           | So far, "ownership" has meant "vague association." If people
           | really wanted to own IP, you'd think there'd be a boom in
           | song rights, but there isn't.
        
             | mypalmike wrote:
             | Kind of an aside but... there actually is a boom in song
             | rights right now.
             | 
             | https://globalnews.ca/news/7285773/music-streaming-revenue/
        
         | vvanders wrote:
         | > (Leaving aside the carbon emissions - let's assume everyone
         | finally switches to Proof of Stake)
         | 
         | I don't know how you get to defend something when you're
         | sidestepping the biggest problem with NFTs.
         | 
         | I'm fine with stupid and pointless things as long as your
         | stupid and pointless things don't wreck the environment. If
         | someone decides to poison the local water supply because it's
         | an "art project" they still poisoned the fucking water supply.
        
           | andybak wrote:
           | Well - Proof of Stake NFTs are already here:
           | https://www.hicetnunc.xyz/
           | 
           | So all I'm doing is hoping everyone uses these instead.
        
             | dmitryminkovsky wrote:
             | Thanks I've been looking for a PoS blockchain in
             | production. Will check this out. Do you know any others?
             | 
             | I really enjoy NFTs conceptually, much more than crypto in
             | general actually, and I really don't get a lot of the hate.
             | If you remove the emissions aspect (which is the non-
             | starter for me), I think it's so cool that there is a way
             | to create scarcity in the digital world, even if that
             | scarcity is totally "meaningless." Yes, there are some
             | goods with inherent value: food, shelter, heat sources. But
             | NFTs are far from the first type of asset that has no
             | inherent value, and that includes both the cyber and real
             | worlds. Humans like to curate and collect, and NFTs are
             | just an expression of that drive.
             | 
             | What I wonder if why NFTs suddenly took off now. I remember
             | hearing about them years ago.
        
               | incrudible wrote:
               | Cardano is a production proof-of-stake blockchain. It has
               | the fifth-largest market cap.
               | 
               | However, Ethereum has virtually monopolized the DeFi
               | space. It is supposed to move to PoS, especially
               | considering that transaction fees are insanely high due
               | to recent demand.
        
               | bathory wrote:
               | You can't even run a hello world on cardano yet. but it
               | has that market cap, with the expectancy that all users
               | who buy in now will become super rich soon (Tm)
        
               | dgellow wrote:
               | > I've been looking for a PoS blockchain in production
               | 
               | Tezos, Cardano, Algorand just to mention a few of them.
               | 
               | Example of creating an NFTs using Algorand:
               | https://developer.algorand.org/tutorials/create-and-
               | manage-n...
        
               | jebeng wrote:
               | It's weird for me to read HN and see people speak of PoS
               | as some kind of new cutting edge technology. Maybe some
               | of the issues with it may or have may not been solved but
               | it is so damn old now that it's 2021.
               | 
               | Like the first live real money implementation of a PoS
               | chain was done by SunnyKing back in like...I want to say
               | 2012, but maybe 2013. SunnyKing was the same guy who went
               | on to make the somewhat interesting PoW function via
               | finding largest prime numbers(arguably somewhat useful
               | PoW, certainly more than double SHA-256), Primecoin.
               | 
               | Then in a larger scale there was NXT which was like
               | 2013-2014ish, full PoS.
               | 
               | I don't care about the merits of these particular chains,
               | but PoS was one of the earliest innovations in blockchain
               | tech. The lineage was roughly something like:
               | 
               | 0. All the centralised pre-Bitcoin cypherpunk digital
               | currency stuff from the mailing list like Bitgold,
               | Chaumian ecash whatever.
               | 
               | 1. Bitcoin
               | 
               | 2. Namecoin(decentralized DNS)
               | 
               | 3. Feathercoin/Litecoin(Bitcoin with 0.25 block target
               | time and 4x total coins), arguably shouldn't be on the
               | list for 'innovation' but Litecoin is successful(at some
               | point they changed the PoW work function to scrypt so I
               | guess it counts, there were other scam coins around this
               | time too doing the same thing. So I don't necessarily
               | mean Litecoin was 'third place' overall, just that it
               | ended up rising from the pile of shit).
               | 
               | 4. Different forms of PoW functions. ie Litecoin doing
               | scrypt so people could still use their ATI Radeon 4xxx to
               | mine and not order ASICs from shady companies),
               | Cryptonight stuff maybe(lies about it being 'developed on
               | the darknet for years and being related that cicada
               | thing' before and such, hard to make an accurate timeline
               | for that one(ended up forked off as Monero, possibly
               | post-PoS tech)).
               | 
               | 5. PoS, 2012-2014ish. Probably didn't come before
               | different PoW functions but it might have switched with
               | #4's place, hard to remember the exact timelines, but
               | people were trolling and making fun of PoS ever since it
               | was theorized. Probably because a true fully realized PoS
               | that is superior to PoW is a threat to the massive
               | investments one must put behind PoW systems, which also
               | becomes the root of their 'nothing at stake' arguments
               | against PoS, which certainly had merit back then with
               | early PoS implementations. I wonder if those truly got
               | solved.
               | 
               | This was all like 2014 at the latest. Very old stuff but
               | crypto is full of sales snakes(not targeted at you at
               | all) who try to sell other peoples old open source tech
               | as new modern innovations. It's a familiar pattern.
               | People sold Bitcoin as private and anonymous for
               | years...like way too long.
               | 
               | I'm imagining now there will be a point when PoS is 10+
               | years old and people will acting like it's the newest
               | thing on the block still.
        
           | risho wrote:
           | nft's don't poison the environment in and of themselves.
           | First of all they don't NEED to exist on a proof of work
           | blockchain, and second whether or not you make or trade nft's
           | people are still going to be mining bitcoin and ethereum.
           | your criticism here is of proof of work, not nft's. please
           | don't conflate the 2. there are plenty of reasons that nft's
           | are silly, but proof of work isn't one of them.
        
             | vvanders wrote:
             | Until NFTs move away from proof of work I'll continue to
             | criticize them.
             | 
             | It's like expecting good intentions and then being
             | surprised when a few bad actors ruin things for the larger
             | group. Tragedy of the commons is exactly why stuff like
             | this should be called out, each and every single time.
        
               | andybak wrote:
               | Which is why I tried to limit my discussion to PoS. Which
               | (I'll repeat myself here) already are being used for
               | NFTs.
        
           | madrox wrote:
           | Do you play video games, then? Because arguably it isn't NFTs
           | that consume power...it's the GPUs. GPUs do way more than
           | NFTs, and there is data that shows that gaming consumes way
           | more than blockchain.
           | 
           | If my mom is any indicator, many consider video games stupid
           | and pointless. Value is in the eye of the beholder.
        
             | hatboxreappoint wrote:
             | > there is data that shows that gaming consumes way more
             | than blockchain
             | 
             | Source?
        
               | andybak wrote:
               | If I had to bet I would probably bet that "all the gamers
               | in the world" are using more power than "all the crypto
               | miners in the world".
               | 
               | I can't think of a way to immediately gather any evidence
               | for this either way but it seems like a plausible
               | position to take.
               | 
               | (However - I think the value > utility chain is easier to
               | argue for with gaming. I'm not making the same argument
               | as the parent post.)
        
             | mouldysammich wrote:
             | Maybe this is a the case, however there are, I would guess
             | at least a billion people on earth who play games. there is
             | nothing even close to that using blockchains. If blockchain
             | energy usage is even vaguely in the range of games it can
             | still be considered an enormous --possibly-- unnecessary
             | usage of power
        
             | vvanders wrote:
             | If you want to bring the data you mentioned we can have a
             | conversation, however I would be very surprised if it came
             | close to the 50-130GWh mark for just bitcoin alone[1].
             | 
             | [1] https://cbeci.org/
        
             | kllrnohj wrote:
             | A quick search finds that a single bitcoin transaction
             | consumes around 773.80 kWh. That's enough to power a video
             | game console, like a PS5 for example, for around 3100
             | hours. So the simple act of buying the video game to play
             | would cost vastly more electricity than playing it ever
             | will.
             | 
             | Whether or not gaming as a whole consumes more power than
             | crypto as a whole isn't the question, it's whether or not
             | crypto would consume more power per person using it than
             | per gamer playing games. As in, give everyone a ~fixed
             | power consumption quota - where is that power "better"
             | spent, gaming or crypto?
        
           | runeks wrote:
           | > I'm fine with stupid and pointless things as long as your
           | stupid and pointless things don't wreck the environment.
           | 
           | I hang up decorative lights around Christmas time. Is that
           | not okay with you, or do you not find it pointless?
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | vvanders wrote:
             | If your Christmas lights used the same amount of
             | electricity as the whole town? Maybe.
             | 
             | Thankfully we have an amazing new technology called Light
             | Emitting Diodes so we don't have to worry about that
             | theoretical problem.
        
             | Twisell wrote:
             | I think in 1-2 generations people will look back and wonder
             | about how dumb we were about our energy consumption
             | regarding the environmental challenges we were facing.
             | 
             | Most of ou current Christmas folklore is pretty pointless
             | lights being a pretty recent invention when compared to
             | christian religion timespan. Same as for Christmas trees,
             | they were pretty much on point when everybody had a wood
             | stove to throw them in after Christmas and warm the house.
             | Pretty pointless nowaday when you live in a flat...
        
           | kvz wrote:
           | Ethereum is switching over to proof of stake this year which
           | will pretty much solve the environmental issue
        
         | dehrmann wrote:
         | At least I can look at art. That, alone is more utility than an
         | NFT.
        
           | andybak wrote:
           | I can look at the Mona Lisa - either the original or a
           | reproduction. Does that mean "owning the Mona Lisa" is
           | meaningless? How about "owning the copyright on a painting
           | that is on the internet"? Worthless or worth paying for?
        
             | simonh wrote:
             | Owning a physical painting grants access to the object, so
             | for example you can study the texture of the brush strokes,
             | the canvas, take samples of the paint, smell it, destroy
             | it, produce copies or images of it at any level of detail
             | or resolution you like. None of this is possible with a
             | digital reproduction.
             | 
             | If I own the copyright of an artwork, even one 'on the
             | internet' I have exclusive rights to reproduce it
             | commercially. For example I could sell prints, while it
             | would be illegal for others to do so. The existence of the
             | latest pop songs on Youtube doesn't stop the copyright
             | holders commercialising it.
             | 
             | NFTs don't by themselves confer any of these rights or
             | privileges with respect to the thing they purportedly
             | represent.
        
               | andybak wrote:
               | Which is why I think my comparison to limited edition
               | prints is the most useful.
               | 
               | 1. A limited edition print doesn't confer copyright
               | 
               | 2. A limited edition print isn't the original
               | 
               | 3. A limited edition print may never have been in the
               | presence of the artist.
        
             | bawolff wrote:
             | I can go to a library to use a computer, does that mean
             | owning a laptop is meaningless? This seems like a very
             | silly comparison.
        
               | andybak wrote:
               | Your analogy is flawed. The laptop has utility in terms
               | of access and convenience.
        
             | ori_b wrote:
             | Owning an NFT is not the same as owning copyright. It's
             | just owning the right to transfer the NFT.
             | 
             | There can be as many NFTs for the same thing as the (edit:
             | anyone) artist feels like producing.
             | 
             | [1]
             | https://nitter.eu/joshmillard/status/1370088760663179266
             | 
             | [2] https://blog.erratasec.com/2021/03/deconstructing-
             | that-69mil...
        
               | roywiggins wrote:
               | There can be as many NFTs for the same thing as _anyone_
               | feels like producing. We could all mint a different Mona
               | Lisa NFT.
        
               | andybak wrote:
               | Well yes. But anyone can make a reproduction of a Warhol
               | print. But there is a chain of custody that adds value.
               | 
               | I'd like to reiterate that I think the value in a Warhol
               | print is also stupid. It's less stupid than NFTs but the
               | point I'm trying to make (apparently unsuccesfully) is
               | that these differences are matters of degree rather than
               | type.
               | 
               | We humans have a multitude of ways to invent value that
               | is built on sand.
        
               | ori_b wrote:
               | > _Well yes. But anyone can make a reproduction of a
               | Warhol print_
               | 
               | The point is that an NFT only shows a chain of custody
               | for the NFT. It does not imply anything about the
               | originality of the Warhol.
        
               | andybak wrote:
               | See my other comments throughout this thread.
               | 
               | We have many fictions we indulge in about authenticity
               | and value.
               | 
               | NFTs are a new fiction. They might even be dumber than
               | other currently accepted fictions.
               | 
               | But the discussion is "which of these fictions is the
               | most stupid?" rather than "NFTs are stupid". We are
               | already a long way from genuine utility or intrinsic
               | value and into the realms of social consensus and value-
               | through-association.
        
         | hellbannedguy wrote:
         | I was actually starting to accept NTF's, until I noticed the
         | price---$69 to register your bits. This stopped me flat.
         | 
         | To all you pumped up to be the next Zuck, I would be coding a
         | NFT site.
         | 
         | Oh yea, I heard these companies take your word that the bits
         | are yours. People are ripping off online artists/originators.
        
           | andybak wrote:
           | > $69 to register your bits. This stopped me flat.
           | 
           | I've briefly looked into a NFT markets and the cost was a few
           | 10s of cents. Where were you looking?
        
         | miguelmurca wrote:
         | I've never really seen anyone heavily take issue with the
         | _concept_ of NFTs. Everybody 's just taking issue with the PoW.
        
           | andybak wrote:
           | You obviously follow different people on Twitter to me. The
           | entire topic has become very polarized - well beyond the
           | discussions around C02
        
         | ayngg wrote:
         | I think the majority of the value in art nfts will be derived
         | from being part of the provenance, or being part of the history
         | of the beginning of 'owning' digital art, much like owning a
         | famous painting. By extension it could be applied to digital
         | culture, for example the tiktok guy riding his skateboard is
         | selling that meme as an nft. So if collectors are good (and
         | lucky), they are basically able to buy their way into a niche
         | of history by being associated with works that represent
         | periods of cultural significance.
         | 
         | Sure that may seem stupid to most people, but most people don't
         | even get why regular art is significant or can be very
         | expensive. Personally I would attribute it to my lack of
         | understanding rather than dismiss it outright.
        
       | hatboxreappoint wrote:
       | Some people in this thread talk about "bragging rights". I am
       | genuinely curious if anyone would be impressed by someone
       | bragging about purchasing this NFT, or know anyone who would be
       | impressed.
       | 
       | I wouldn't and can't think of anyone I know who would, the
       | emotional response would probably just be of frustration at the
       | absurd amount of money being spent, much like bragging about any
       | large value novelty purchase.
        
         | sbarre wrote:
         | I think you're missing the point of bragging rights in the
         | first place.
         | 
         | It's entirely about the audience. Without even talking about
         | NFTs in particular, you don't brag about something to people
         | who don't care about that something.
         | 
         | I mean shit we have this page here that wouldn't exist if
         | people didn't care, right?
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/leaders
         | 
         | There clearly is an audience that cares about NFTs, just like
         | there is for plenty of other types of
         | goods/accomplishments/ownership...
         | 
         | Don't get me wrong I'm not advocating for, or against, this
         | stuff, just pointing out that there's nothing new about the
         | motivations or desires of people getting into the NFT game.
        
         | vidarh wrote:
         | A whole lot of other goods are only expensive because people
         | want to show off their ability to buy expensive things, and for
         | a certain subset of bragging rights, the _ability to throw away
         | huge amounts of money on something totally useless_ is a
         | particularly extravagant demonstration of wealth, because
         | spending money on something useless is a more direct
         | demonstration of the magnitude of your wealth than buying
         | something that you can safely sell again to recoup most of your
         | expense.
         | 
         | For what it's worth, I agree with you in general. It's a
         | ridiculous waste of money. But at the same time it's very clear
         | that some people _are_ impressed by this kind of thing.
        
         | jspash wrote:
         | If someone bragged about spending 50 grand on the idea that
         | they own something that doesn't exist if the lights go out, I
         | would use that as signal that said person would be a good mark
         | for a scam. Highly gullible, a bit dim and has money to burn.
        
       | frongpik wrote:
       | Elon Musk can make another 100 billions by claiming a chunk of
       | Mars territory and selling NFTs backed by 1 acre lots of Mars
       | land. The NFTs will be real so long as Elon gets the US gov to
       | recognize his landlord rights on Mars, at least near the location
       | of his first rocket landing. The thing is, he can start selling
       | NFTs right now, as his promise alone is this valuable.
        
         | URSpider94 wrote:
         | Just as was done a generation above with selling off lots in
         | the desert west ...
         | 
         | Barring any international treaties that would probably prevent
         | any such claims, the general rule is that you or a physical
         | representative have to set foot and survey before you can make
         | a claim. And stepping onto Mars in one spot would not be
         | sufficient to claim the whole planet.
        
           | frongpik wrote:
           | Ah, you're being nitpicky. Buyers of those NFTs will be
           | betting on Musk setting the foot first, and thus claiming a
           | big enough chunk of Mars land. Potential returns are very
           | large when there's a lot of ambiguity and risk. By the time
           | Mars is regulated by a pile laws, returns will be low and a
           | million dollars will buy a tiny lot. Buyers of NFTs will also
           | speculate on finding expensive minerals under the Mars
           | surface. If you have billions rotting in stock market,
           | investing 1% into this, backed by the Musk's reputation and
           | potential, is a no brainer.
        
         | trhway wrote:
         | almost 40 years too late :) These ones have been selling Moon
         | and Mars real estate for all that time
         | https://buymars.com/mars-land/ . I'd say it is original NFT.
         | 
         | The current legal regime of the space is based on the notion of
         | Earth sovereign states - kind of oxymoronic if you think about
         | it. Basically the modern space treaties is an attempt to repeat
         | that division of the world like Portugal and Spain did back
         | then - which worked for some time only because of the strength
         | of their Navies at the time. I dont think it would work this
         | time as even at such early stage as today the private
         | corporation space development beats any state one, and once we
         | are more and more into space the governments will be falling
         | behind in the technical development and more importantly - in
         | the thinking, not being able to digest and adapt to the fast
         | coming paradigm shifts and different mentality of the space
         | farers and long time dwellers. The primary government advantage
         | has historically been armed force, and any space faring private
         | corporation will possess what is de-facto equivalent of state-
         | level strike capabilities - ie. interplanetary rockets and
         | nuclear/fusion reactors. Thus the future laws in space is just
         | whatever force-based relationships will be established between
         | corporations - i.e. what we call international law on Earth
         | just substituting corps for states.
        
         | toyg wrote:
         | It's not just USGOV who has to approve that claim, it's every
         | country on COPUOUS : https://www.space.com/33440-space-law.html
         | 
         | It's more likely that Musk will have to settle for his Earthen
         | technokingdom.
        
           | systemvoltage wrote:
           | Who enforces this? Elon can just say he refuses to follow any
           | gov mandates. If they try to penalize or jail him, he is
           | going cause a massive uproar from the public that will
           | prevent any such shenanigans. Power is in people that follow
           | you.
        
           | vidarh wrote:
           | I think it's total folly to bet on that staying unchallenged
           | once someone has the ability to transport sufficient mass and
           | volume back and forth to create sufficient financial
           | interests in changing it.
           | 
           | If someone with sufficient odds of establishing a transport
           | stranglehold started selling promises of land even with the
           | giant caveat of it being subject to substantial changes in
           | relevant treaties and laws, I'd suspect they'd find lots of
           | people willing to take the risk, simply because even if it'd
           | be extremely high risk, the potential payoff could be
           | immense.
        
         | frongpik wrote:
         | I'd add another use of NFTs that follows the letter of the law,
         | but violates its spirit: a trust fund whose beneficiary is an
         | owner of a specific NFT. This allows to conceal the identity of
         | the beneficiary and pull out various tricks, such as tax free
         | transfer of wealth (e.g. to heirs) or outright illegal stuff
         | like getting your life insured, then faking an accident and
         | living off the payments under a different identity.
        
       | wrs wrote:
       | Given there's a $50k bid for this, I can't decide if the joke
       | backfired, or succeeded brilliantly. It's a no-lose proposition
       | for Cleese, I guess!
        
         | dylan604 wrote:
         | Normally, when these kind of things happen, the receipient of
         | that money tends to do something cool with it like dontating it
         | to causes. However, I think it would be very apropos for Cleese
         | to just keep any earnings.
        
           | a4isms wrote:
           | (Cleese collects fifty million dollars, goes to the bank and
           | takes the entire amount out in cash.)
           | 
           | "I won, I won, I finally came out ahead!"
           | 
           | Prunella Scales appears.
           | 
           | "Thank you, Basil!"
           | 
           | Yoink.
        
         | koonsolo wrote:
         | This is already a famous NFT.
         | 
         | "Remember when John Cleese sold the Brooklyn Bridge? Look, I
         | have that NFT that he sold!".
         | 
         | Heck, I would even pay money for that. First of all for the
         | bragging rights, and second of all because I'm sure plenty of
         | people would pay for it.
         | 
         | But $50k is a bit over my budget ;). But in no way am I
         | surprised that there is somebody out there that wants to pay
         | this amount.
         | 
         | If anyone is surprised by this, you probably also don't
         | understand any other collectibles.
        
           | PascLeRasc wrote:
           | Just tell people you own it. Venmo me $5 and I'll put your
           | name down on the blockchain (a public Google sheet). It'll
           | have the same effect.
        
             | TigeriusKirk wrote:
             | But it won't.
             | 
             | This is the key conceptual leap you have to make to
             | understand NFTs, or cryptocurrency for that matter.
             | 
             | The blockchain is a consensus mechanism, with the emphasis
             | on consensus.
             | 
             | A lot of people agreeing on something having value means
             | that it has value to those people. They can then exchange
             | that thing among themselves and thus transfer the value.
             | 
             | One person saying something has value means it has value to
             | them. If no one else accepts it has value, it can't be used
             | to transfer value.
        
               | SwimSwimHungry wrote:
               | And a standard database transaction that can be done with
               | pre-existing technology already can do this too? Like
               | seriously, NFTs are not breaking new ground. This is just
               | an excuse to piss away something that could be converted
               | to objectively far more useful fiat.
               | 
               | The fed needs to raise interest rates and get the free
               | dumb money out of the system as soon as possible so we
               | can suck these schemes dry.
               | 
               | Frankly, I think John Cleese is trolling all of the NFT
               | fans.
        
             | koonsolo wrote:
             | Clearly not.
        
           | brendoelfrendo wrote:
           | So the idea is to pay money to claim involvement in a
           | cultural moment in which you played no role? Sounds sad and
           | hollow to me.
        
       | eloff wrote:
       | Is it just me, or NFTs is just useless bragging rights about
       | ownership of digital goods which can't be owned? You can make
       | unlimited indistinguishable copies of an image. Do people really
       | care who pretends to own it?
       | 
       | I mean I guess if you look at show of brands like Luis Vuiton
       | (sp?) There are plenty of people willing to pay for said bragging
       | rights.
       | 
       | As someone who's always mocked those brands and the people who
       | buy them, it seems so strange to me though.
        
         | scambier wrote:
         | > Do people really care who pretends to own it
         | 
         | They absolutely don't. There's no art collectors or amateurs in
         | this game, only speculators.
        
           | Theodores wrote:
           | Christie's commissioned the Beeple work to sell as an NFT.
           | Why would an auction house do that?
           | 
           | There is more to it than speculation. There is a con where
           | something went on. Maybe the auction house commissioned the
           | money to pay for it and had a 69.3 million fee.
           | 
           | It saddens me that journalists have chosen not to follow the
           | money and ask the questions.
        
             | pjc50 wrote:
             | > Christie's commissioned the Beeple work
             | 
             | Did they? I thought it was his investor "Metakovan" who
             | commissioned it. Following the money is rather hard in an
             | all-pseudonym system.
        
         | lukifer wrote:
         | Accelerating inequality has led to a conundrum for the rich in
         | addition to the obvious consequences for the poor: what do you
         | actually _do_ with that obscene wealth? [0] You can only
         | consume so much luxury, and sitting on dollars results in tax
         | liability and /or gradual depreciation. Gambling it on
         | speculative assets and bragging-rights positional goods
         | (whynotboth.gif) is pretty much the only game in town,
         | especially when everyone else is doing it, and you can tell
         | yourself a Greater Sucker story (which may or may not resemble
         | a game of Chicken / "Push Your Luck").
         | 
         | NFTs and crypto are obviously realms for this to play out, but
         | this same force is at work for speculative investing in
         | startups as well. For every startup with a value prop, a
         | market, and a revenue model, there are a dozen who are flush
         | with cash solely for the purpose of attracting Greater Suckers,
         | fueled by the same motive to park and/or gamble an asset
         | portfolio.
         | 
         | [0] https://hiddenforces.io/podcasts/karen-petrou-wealth-
         | inequal...
        
           | meowface wrote:
           | Yeah. Cryptocurrency and "Web 3.0" is absolutely not all
           | zero-sum, and I'm overall optimistic in the long-term, but
           | much like the existing finance industry, a high percentage is
           | definitely zero-sum or close enough on net.
           | 
           | People compare NFTs to trading cards. But if you already
           | think those things are basically useless zero-sum speculative
           | Greater Fool insert-other-overused-but-apt-buzzwords
           | bullshit, your opinion of NFTs won't be improved much.
           | 
           | NFTs, in their current state and hype wave, are probably a
           | little like the dotcom bubble. It definitely doesn't imply
           | the internet and the world wide web are bubbles, but it
           | implies a major disconnect of some kind. I'm more interested
           | in the future of semi-fungible tokens and novel, creative
           | uses of NFT/SFT smart contracts. Plus just smart contracts in
           | general.
        
             | valuearb wrote:
             | DeFi is actual DeSpec, tools for decentralized speculation
             | on things with no intrinsic value.
        
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           | mdoms wrote:
           | If I knew anything about Roman history I'm almost certain I
           | could draw a parallel to the fall of Rome here.
        
             | hellothrow4418 wrote:
             | Just FYI. There's 'The History of Rome' podcast by Mike
             | Duncan [1]. 'AntennaPod' is a great FLOSS podcast app.
             | Available on Fdroid too [2].
             | 
             | [1]
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_History_of_Rome_(podcast)
             | 
             | [2] https://f-droid.org/en/packages/de.danoeh.antennapod/
        
           | jb1991 wrote:
           | I find this quite a beautiful analysis.
        
           | dehrmann wrote:
           | > what do you actually do with that obscene wealth? [0] You
           | can only consume so much luxury, and sitting on dollars
           | results in tax liability and/or gradual depreciation.
           | 
           | I'm not so sure. Owning $10-$50M homes in major world cities,
           | flying in a private jet, summer homes, winter homes, no car
           | cheaper than $200k, no car older then 5 years, private school
           | for your kids, private tutors, etc. adds up fast. Not to
           | mention the effort that goes into make sure you never have to
           | fly business class again.
           | 
           | The obscenely wealthy seem to either be content (Buffet),
           | focused on charity (Gates), or all over the place (Musk).
           | Anything less than $100M is less interesting thank you'd
           | think.
        
         | zokier wrote:
         | If you think it more like as Patreon then it makes much more
         | sense. The ownership of the artwork (or whatever) is
         | irrelevant. Similarly that Patreon members might get their
         | names in the credits of a youtube video, token owners get their
         | name in the blockchain. The key here is that both are public
         | displays of support to the artist and not much more.
        
         | prepend wrote:
         | It's the natural extension of luxury branding where just having
         | LV would raise the price from $100 to $1,000. So may as well
         | strip away all vestiges of reality and just allow the bullshit
         | signaling part to be sold by itself.
         | 
         | Perhaps with people focusing on that, we can get more quality
         | products IRL. I went to an eye exam where the optometrist was
         | wearing arcteryx gear during my exam. Perhaps she was going to
         | jet off to some location where that stuff was needed, or
         | perhaps she just liked it for fashion. But nonetheless, when
         | people start wearing things that need real quality for non-
         | quality reasons eventually brands start wising up and selling
         | at the same price but with worse quality.
        
           | jancsika wrote:
           | > optometrist was wearing arcteryx gear during my exam
           | 
           | Arcteryx pieces _feel_ great on, the same way avocados taste
           | great in your mouth. And just like you 'd likely be
           | misleading people by using an avocado as an example of the
           | average fruit, you are misleading people by using Arcteryx to
           | stand in for technical outdoorwear.
           | 
           | Hell, that holds even if your optometrist was wearing a
           | fucking rain shell in the office. Compare:
           | 
           | 1. jacket made of mostly straight, rectangular pieces of
           | material sewn together, then taped at the seams (which can
           | rub against your skin) in order to make it waterproof,
           | probably with long arms so it doesn't ride up when you raise
           | yours (e.g., you end up with wrinkly, noisy sleeves)
           | 
           | 2. jacket with fused seams, made of pieces that are
           | fabricated to fit together and follow the contour of the
           | human body, with thicker material fused only in those areas
           | that were measured to be high abrasion
           | 
           | Number 2 is obviously the wrong garment to wear inside a
           | climate controlled building. But it feels _so much better_
           | than your run-of-the-mill slicker that I could see someone in
           | and out of a building deciding to simply leave it on for a
           | bit.
           | 
           | In other words, the technical specs responsible for those
           | differences match "real quality reasons" for someone to
           | decide to wear it for longer periods, even in conditions for
           | which the garment wasn't designed.
           | 
           | And if it wasn't a rain shell, it's likely the piece was
           | comfortable, breathable, didn't look like the average piece
           | of outdoorwear, and was perfectly fitting for the conditions
           | of an optometry office. (I own probably four of their Delta
           | LT fullzips which are so light I sometimes forget to stop
           | wearing them in the early summer.)
        
         | blueline wrote:
         | at least a louis vuitton bag can actually hold things in it,
         | and you can't get an identical free one by right clicking an
         | existing one and clicking "Save image"
        
           | dylan604 wrote:
           | or you can go to that part of town where you can get much
           | cheaper knock offs of the LV bag. actually, there's several
           | apps that are filled with these sellers that make it
           | practically as easy as right clicking
        
         | seibelj wrote:
         | > _Is it just me_
         | 
         | Given every post on crypto / blockchain / NFT on HN is full of
         | these exact same comments showing utter disbelief and
         | bewilderment, for the past 10 years, the answer is "No,
         | everyone here thinks like you."
        
         | masklinn wrote:
         | > Is it just me, or NFTs is just useless bragging rights about
         | ownership of digital goods which can't be owned? You can make
         | unlimited indistinguishable copies of an image. Do people
         | really care who pretends to own it?
         | 
         | In my understanding the NFT doesn't even cover the ownership of
         | anything except the NFT itself. It's like owning a sheet of
         | paper you write "certificate of authenticity" at the top on in
         | sharpie, then sign yourself. You should probably write the bits
         | in the middle in crayon.
         | 
         | > I mean I guess if you look at show of brands like Luis Vuiton
         | (sp?) There are plenty of people willing to pay for said
         | bragging rights.
         | 
         | Merch is at least an actual thing you can own and use, or get
         | pleasure from by looking at (for works of arts e.g. prints &
         | posters, limited run or not), sometimes tied to life events or
         | memories (e.g. band, museum, or tourism spot merch).
        
           | koonsolo wrote:
           | I would much rather own this (now famous) NFT that John
           | Cleese sold, than anything from Luis Vuiton.
        
         | quesera wrote:
         | It is not just you.
         | 
         | But, NFT's are selling "participation". You are not John
         | Cleese, and you're not even all that funny. But you're an
         | enormous fan, and happen to control an adequately-large amount
         | of cash.
         | 
         | In the same way that you can hire Elton John to pretend to be
         | your friend for a few hours, and play at your wedding, etc, you
         | can also "buy in" to a very public partcipation in some art, or
         | joke, or both ... at no meaningful cost to you.
         | 
         | Surely the market is limited. But people have paid a lot of
         | money for a piece of toast, too.
         | 
         | In this case, it's no weirder than Cleese selling his socks for
         | charity. Or profit! Who cares? Eat the rich, it's all good.
        
         | sharpneli wrote:
         | They're even more useless than that. They're exactly like those
         | webpages that sell you a certificate that you own a particular
         | star.
         | 
         | It's literally that. Someone giving you a slip of paper "You
         | own Mona Lisa" and nothing more. The actual piece of art is
         | elsewhere. Copyrights are not affected etc.
        
         | PretzelPirate wrote:
         | The issue is that everyone equates NFTs with NFT art. NFT art
         | can't have a tie in as part of a virtual world where people
         | want to show ownership of specific digital items, but NFTs in
         | general are more useful, especially for all-digital items.
         | 
         | Something like cards in Gods Unchained is a better NFT example
         | than a picture.
        
         | drcode wrote:
         | Some people would love to pay for a direct connection to an
         | artist and their work.
         | 
         | It has emotional value.
        
         | basch wrote:
         | All of the replies to you didnt really touch on what they are,
         | a store of value. It's fair to think of them more like savings
         | accounts.
         | 
         | You can buy a replica of a piece of art to look at it. You buy
         | the original to store value. You hope it may appreciate as
         | well. It could end up worthless. But until someone says
         | otherwise, it has the value stored in it.
         | 
         | It's just like baseball cards. You can make unlimited
         | indistinguishable copies, but you don't. The date they are
         | printed matters for some reason. Who owned it previously, its
         | last sale price at auction is part of its history and thus its
         | value.
         | 
         | Sorare/ubisoft also has a much better value proposition. Theyve
         | combined draftkings and pokemon into a live betting market with
         | collectable cards that you can use to play a game, to win more.
         | The early generation may be simple digital art, mostly
         | worthless, but there will be more innovation to come. Part of
         | the reason I think NFTs are the real deal is because I think
         | the value of art is often stupid, and yet it still has value.
         | Even if 99% of NFTs turn into nothing, there will be some early
         | art from people that arent famous yet, that is someday found. I
         | have no doubt there is an immense amount of mystery being
         | planted, waiting to be uncovered. Whatever stupidity and hype
         | and storytelling and history around artwork, that I dont
         | understand, will translate to this realm as well. The lack of
         | decay, fire damage, traditional theft, and loss will be an
         | interesting wrinkle.
        
           | lalaland1125 wrote:
           | Why would you store value in something as unstable as an NFT?
           | NFTs are 100% speculation so the price is basically
           | arbitrary.
        
             | prepend wrote:
             | Because I own 1,000 of them and convincing bigger idiots
             | than I to buy them will make me lots of money.
             | 
             | I get that all "store of value" are arbitrary and that gold
             | could be other things. But it seems funny to just pick
             | random things and then try to convince others that it's
             | worthwhile. There are at least certain characteristics
             | needed for a store of value and something completely
             | arbitrary has a bootstrap problem.
             | 
             | I can at least look at art or play with a Black Lotus.
             | Holding an NFT of a piece of art is stupid as a store of
             | value because there are so many better stores (eg, an NFT
             | that conveys ownership rights to a piece of art for
             | example).
        
             | basch wrote:
             | Is physical art any different?
             | 
             | If anything this is a democratization of the wealthy
             | auction scene. A new tier of field to play.
             | 
             | Alternative assets come in all shapes in sizes. I can store
             | wealth in gold, comics, wine. Why not my name on a ledger
             | listed as owner of nothing in particular other than the
             | price I paid for it? The amount of hate they get on HN
             | should be a clue that everyone is being over analytical and
             | logical, and missing out on analyzing them through human
             | behavior. They arent a robotic math problem, they are
             | behavioral economics.
             | 
             | I can't wait to see an investable etf of sorts that lets
             | people invest in a collection of NFTs like they would
             | bonds. Youll have "curators"/"fund managers" assembling and
             | storing a vast array of art, allowing people to diversify
             | and own fractional shares of a bunch of art.
             | 
             | Does it sound stupid? Absolutely? Which is why it's just
             | crazy enough to work.
        
               | yoz-y wrote:
               | > Is physical art any different?
               | 
               | Yes, physical art, baseball cards, gold and whatnot all
               | have a long history and vast amount of people who
               | participate in the trade.
               | 
               | NFTs in comparison are super new, and the only people who
               | seem to chip in are those who either have some stake in
               | there or bored.
               | 
               | NFTs might be a good store of value eventually. But right
               | now dumping millions in there seems like a huge gamble.
        
               | quesera wrote:
               | Physical art is different. (hang with me here, but..)
               | 
               | "Investing" in a Picasso is an investment in a long-term
               | store of cultural value that you speculate will
               | appreciate more quickly than the S&P. Probably because
               | you bet that the 1% will see outsized gains compared to
               | the 99%. Maybe you also like the art and want to be the
               | only person in the world who can display it. Also it can
               | be very useful as a tax dodge.
               | 
               | "Investing" in a new and unknown artist is several
               | things: a) speculation that they will become more famous
               | and that you are tasteful enough to know it early (see:
               | angel investing), b) patronage and participation (see:
               | friends & family rounds), c) conspicuous consumption
               | (see: conspicuous consumption), and finally d) purchase
               | of an expression of art that you enjoy, which may or may
               | not have resale value in the future if your priorities
               | change.
               | 
               | NFTs are confusing because any persistent value is
               | completely dependent on the continued agreement that
               | exclusivity of relationship is valuable and transferable.
               | What's it like to be the eleventh owner of an NFT?
               | Presumably, it'd be pretty meh.
               | 
               | But to your point -- it's psychology not logic. Today's
               | buyers are not looking for a store of value. It's just an
               | exercise in one of two things: vanity or speculation.
               | These are powerful things!
        
               | mnouquet wrote:
               | > Physical art is different. (hang with me here, but..)
               | 
               | No, it is not. Picasso died dirt poor, he never
               | beneficiated in large sums from his paintings. It just
               | happen he was crazy enough to make a name and now people
               | brag about him.
        
               | gilmore606 wrote:
               | This is famously not the case. Picasso was quite famous
               | during his life and died wealthy.
        
               | Normille wrote:
               | Methinks mnouquet is confusing Picasso and Van Gogh
        
           | kgwgk wrote:
           | It's all clear now.
           | 
           | Everyone understands that baseball cards are just like
           | savings accounts!
        
         | chartpath wrote:
         | Wasn't there an app on iOS way back at the start that was just
         | an image of a ruby/gem of some kind that cost $999? Some people
         | actually bought it before Apple took it off the App Store.
        
           | lukifer wrote:
           | This story is also a good parable of why Veblen goods [0]
           | distort GDP as a measure of value creation. If Apple had
           | decided to lean in to that market, raising the maximum app
           | price to $1M, and those same 8 purchasers who bought the
           | original I Am Rich purchased I Am Rich 2.0: would anyone
           | really believe that that $8M of real-world value was created?
           | 
           | [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good
        
           | Someone wrote:
           | $999.99 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Rich)
        
             | dylan604 wrote:
             | I always thought the natural follow up/copy cat app name
             | should have been "More dollars than sense"
        
         | pfortuny wrote:
         | In "the bonfire of the vanities" by Tom Wolfe, this is
         | ridiculed with the auction for an absurd statue which will
         | become priceless because the author has suggested is going to
         | commit suicide (or has alreay, I forget). The auction is
         | hilarious.
        
         | playingchanges wrote:
         | I think the idea is that a lot of these come with publishing
         | contracts built in so the artist receives a royalty if the
         | token changes hands and the current owner has the rights to
         | license the art.
         | 
         | For example if I sell you a song as an nft you could then
         | license the song to Budweiser to use in a commercial and we
         | both get paid. Think about how difficult this would be to
         | arrange without the nft to handle the contract.
        
           | setpatchaddress wrote:
           | Song publishing seems like a bad example here -- it's
           | insanely easy to make that arrangement in practice because
           | there is an existing real world payment / licensing structure
           | for exactly that transaction.
        
           | sneak wrote:
           | > _I think the idea is that a lot of these come with
           | publishing contracts built in so the artist receives a
           | royalty if the token changes hands and the current owner has
           | the rights to license the art._
           | 
           | I've not seen a single NFT that comes with an associated
           | copyright license to the underlying work.
           | 
           | Additionally, the artist only receives a royalty if the token
           | is sold on these marketplaces that enforce the royalty.
           | There's no such thing preventing a private sale that doesn't
           | pay it.
        
             | djoldman wrote:
             | Isn't it possible to actually code it into the ethereum
             | contract to send eth to a wallet when it's traded?
        
               | tsimionescu wrote:
               | How would that matter if it's traded off chain?
        
               | sneak wrote:
               | In theory. I've not seen a contract that does that,
               | however.
               | 
               | This doesn't mean they couldn't exist, just that (in my
               | current understanding) it's not part of the ERC-721 spec.
        
         | sago wrote:
         | I don't disagree with your conclusions. But I think it is easy
         | to oversimplify this. Until it is obviously just... obvious. I
         | think reality is more interestingly complicated.
         | 
         | > ownership of digital goods which can't be owned?
         | 
         | One interesting fact it is what the ownership means legally. If
         | there was a successful image that an expensive NFT owner had,
         | it wouldn't surprise me to see some legal shenanigans. This has
         | not been tested yet. Capability does not give you the _rights_
         | to make copies of digital art.  "Can't be owed" is a rather
         | brave claim I think.
         | 
         | > You can make unlimited indistinguishable copies
         | 
         | Interestingly it is not dissimilar to a lot of physical art. To
         | the extent that some 'restorations' of damaged art contain a
         | lot of paint of the restorer rather than the original artist. I
         | believe there are many professionals who are capable of
         | creating something visually indistinguishable from the Mona
         | Lisa, say.
         | 
         | Without specialised equipment you would have a very hard time
         | telling reality from a good copy. So I am forced to conclude
         | (what dealers will say quite explicitly) that most of the value
         | is in the provenance not the physicality. "NFT is rubbish"
         | becomes less obvious, to me.
        
           | manigandham wrote:
           | No physical item can be copied exactly with the same
           | arrangement of atoms. There will always be an original.
           | 
           | Digital items have no original. The bytes are constantly
           | copied, even in the creation itself. And every viewing
           | creates another copy. And these copies have perfect fidelity.
           | That's the difference.
        
       | _ZeD_ wrote:
       | it remembers me the italian classic scene of the "selling of the
       | Trevi fountain" from "Tototruffa '62" [1]
       | 
       | [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlQNPg5-hgk
        
         | kgwgk wrote:
         | Not sure if you are aware that the choice of the Brooklyn
         | Bridge is not accidental:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_C._Parker
        
       | dleslie wrote:
       | There are children going hungry at school, people with trivial to
       | fix but prohibitively expensive medical issues, and silicon
       | valley millionaires are spending more than many will make in a
       | year by purchasing bullshit.
       | 
       | Shit's on fire, yo.
        
         | jamiek88 wrote:
         | > Shit's on fire, yo.
         | 
         | Let them eat cake.
        
       | BurningFrog wrote:
       | Buying it from such a Legend is what gives it value.
       | 
       | It's like Cleese is _personally_ making fun of the buyer!
       | 
       | I'm pretty sure this will go down as the Pet Rocks of this era.
       | But... I'm not _entirely_ sure.
        
         | vl wrote:
         | He is only one of the very few people who can pull it off.
        
         | notahacker wrote:
         | tbf if I was stupidly rich and not particularly
         | philanthropically inclined, I'd see far more value in an NFT
         | John Cleese personally mocks me for buying than any others
        
         | tartoran wrote:
         | Having that it's John Cleese this may truly become a very
         | valuable NFT even if that wasn't the intention. The only thing
         | John can do to at this point is get this event as public as
         | possible then denounce it as a big scam and refusing to cash in
         | a very large bid. Alternatively he may actually help jumpstart
         | the NFT
        
       | mcrittenden wrote:
       | For anyone else wondering what NFTs are:
       | 
       | > Non-fungible tokens, or NFTs, are digital assets that are
       | indivisible and provably unique. They can be used to represent
       | both tangible and intangible items.
       | 
       | https://decrypt.co/resources/non-fungible-tokens-nfts-explai...
        
       | Apocryphon wrote:
       | That's a hip target to skewer for such an elder humorist.
        
         | systemvoltage wrote:
         | Dada of NFTs, the future is going to call this Cleese's bridge
         | for NFTs as we call Duchamp's urinal. It will probably sell,
         | that's why he didn't just tell us the joke but also listed it.
        
           | bellyfullofbac wrote:
           | I don't really see the downside (oh yeah, planet's burning,
           | but as the dog in the cartoon said, this is fine), if some
           | rich jerkoffs buy it then Cleese can put the money into
           | charity. I suppose one downside is that the NFT ponzi
           | peddlers can now say "See, we're legitimate, even the founder
           | of Monty Python is here!", but Cleese's comments about
           | terminal insanity isn't exactly support.
           | 
           | I suppose everyone knows the emperors are naked, but hey, it
           | seems like that's not stopping megabucks being made, and why
           | should you miss out?
        
           | rcxdude wrote:
           | NFTs have already started mocking themselves, almost as soon
           | as any money has been spent on it (for example banksy's "I
           | can't belive you morons actually buy this shit: https://opens
           | ea.io/assets/0xdfef5ac9745d24db881fef3937eab1d2... selling
           | for $350k). This is just another high-profile example (though
           | I think it's a slightly pointier critique at NFTs).
        
       | xyzzy21 wrote:
       | If it's NFT, it MUST be true and the transaction MUST be legit!
       | 
       | Sigh. NTF is just more nonsense.
        
       | 2OEH8eoCRo0 wrote:
       | This young chap (or collective of chaps) has a bright future.
        
       | tippytippytango wrote:
       | This is a perfect example of what NFTs really are, a mechanism to
       | monetize attention, not ownership. Yes, they could be used to
       | represent ownership; but, that's not what the current incarnation
       | actually is.
       | 
       | Anyone could have made a Brooklyn Bridge NFT (I've seen many make
       | this joke). But, the value of the NFT is based on who is selling
       | it and how compelling the narrative around the NFT is.
       | 
       | The valuation of the NFT is going to be based entirely on
       | expectations of growth of future attention to the minter of the
       | NFT. The market for them is going to consist primarily of a
       | person that is a speculator first, collector second.
       | 
       | With that said, I think that people are wildly overpricing
       | expectations of future attention for most of these. So there will
       | be a correction. But, I don't think they are a fad, as long as
       | gamblers exist so will NFTs.
        
         | atweiden wrote:
         | This could easily turn into a situation where Twitter / IG
         | profiles contain NFT inventories, which is scary to think
         | about.
         | 
         | Social media looks to be on the verge of transitioning into
         | something catastrophically superficial. The pendulum will fully
         | swing to "capturing the moment" then selling it on the way
         | pornographers do, and it will be equally smutty.
         | 
         | Everyone might as well soon be doing what CNN and Fox News are
         | doing, and profiting from it on an individual level powered by
         | NFTs.
         | 
         | We are staring down at the proliferation of digusting levels of
         | objectification of social interactions powered by the
         | financialization of everything.
         | 
         | The people responsible for pushing this for profit should be
         | shamed and disgraced, but will instead likely by rewarded with
         | billions in newly created -- and unseizable -- wealth.
         | 
         | Truly, humanity is a cancer.
        
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