[HN Gopher] All Futurama Opening Quotes
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       All Futurama Opening Quotes
        
       Author : melector
       Score  : 172 points
       Date   : 2021-03-18 19:19 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
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       | gravyboat wrote:
       | I think this is the first webpage I've seen that doesn't load at
       | all without AMP. Pretty concerning that developers are going down
       | this route.
        
       | standardUser wrote:
       | These are more clever than I remember, and I'm amazed at how many
       | I don't remember at all.
       | 
       | Favorite so far: "Not The Episode With The Dead Dog"
        
         | sixothree wrote:
         | I won't watch that episode. I think the opening quote was apt.
        
           | pentagrama wrote:
           | I'm not sure that the episode with the dead dog opening quote
           | _is_ the episode with the dead dog (a spoiler), maybe was a
           | previous one and because it was somewhat controversial this
           | is a joke about it.
           | 
           | Can anyone confirm?
           | 
           | The two possible jokes works but are different, for me a pun
           | of a previous episode is so much funny.
        
         | outerspace wrote:
         | Watched that episode with the dead dog once. Almost cried.
         | Never watched it again.
        
           | tombert wrote:
           | "Luck of the Fryish" has always been a favorite of mine. Not
           | quite as tear-jerking as Jurassic Bark, but still a little
           | sad with a somewhat somber ending.
        
           | DoomHotel wrote:
           | Just hearing the song that closed that episode makes me want
           | to cry.
        
           | goda90 wrote:
           | Multiple Futurama episodes got tears out of me. I think it's
           | a normal and natural thing to be touched by a piece of media
           | to the point of tears. I've watched them again in fact.
        
         | haodemon wrote:
         | That's why I love Futurama - it respects intelligence of its
         | audience. Rewatching all seasons every couple of years only
         | showed that the show grows with you.
        
       | whoisjuan wrote:
       | Futurama is great! I wish it would have gotten more popular but I
       | guess most masterpieces aren't appreciated on their time.
       | 
       | I can confidently say that some of best tv writing I have seen is
       | from Futurama. Totally recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it.
        
         | fumar wrote:
         | I watched the first four seasons. I should rewatch the show
         | including the later ones.
        
       | orblivion wrote:
       | My understanding is that the Episode 111 quote is the only
       | instance of "not sure if" on the show, and it was in reference to
       | the Internet meme, not the other way around.
       | 
       | So that one is probably my favorite.
        
       | the_af wrote:
       | How I loved Futurama! Much like with the Simpsons, it will
       | helpfully provide a quote for _anything_ , and its hyper focus on
       | scifi and adventure made it more interesting to me.
       | 
       | Though I'm a fan of the first "age", before the movie(s) and
       | cancellation. I heard bad things about the later seasons, and
       | don't want to taint my memories of the show by watching them.
        
         | krylon wrote:
         | Futurama gave me the kind of unfortunate habit of starting with
         | the German equivalent of "Good news, everyone..." when telling
         | users about something bad.
         | 
         | People who did not know Futurama found it puzzling, but it was
         | just so funny I could not resist.
         | 
         | Also, I think the "second age" of Futurama was as good as the
         | first one. I loved the series finale.
        
         | dfinninger wrote:
         | I rewatched the whole thing last year. It's one of the few
         | shows that I can really rewatch the whole thing start to
         | finish. I like the series more as it goes on.
         | 
         | IMDB ratings seem to agree with your sentiment (7ish out of 10
         | opposed to the 8ish of earlier seasons). But watching through
         | the series start to finish I didn't notice any drop in how much
         | enjoyment I derived from the show. I definitely don't think it
         | will taint your memory.
         | 
         | And as another sibling post said, the send-off episode always
         | tugs at my heart.
         | 
         | I'd recommend finishing the series if you enjoyed the earlier
         | seasons.
        
           | the_af wrote:
           | Will do! Thanks everyone, you and the rest of the commenters,
           | for changing my mind :)
        
         | atomicnumber3 wrote:
         | As someone who watched them first in college about.... 7 years
         | ago, I thought all the seasons were consistently good. There's
         | really not many episodes I'll skip if shuffling.
        
         | linkdd wrote:
         | The final was just amazingly beautiful, I'd recommend you watch
         | it anyways :)
        
         | jerf wrote:
         | The average may have trended down, but the variance went up,
         | and some of the best episodes are in the later seasons.
         | 
         | I'd suggest looking at episode ratings or something and cherry-
         | picking. It definitely was not some sort of total tanking or
         | anything.
         | 
         | In fact, I'd call it the only case I've ever seen of trying to
         | "bring the band back together" that _largely_ succeeded. Not
         | 100%, no, but they did much better than average.
         | 
         | That said, when the show ended for the last time, I was
         | satisfied.
        
         | bullfightonmars wrote:
         | Through multiple watches, I've come to really like Bender's Big
         | Score and The Beast with a Billion Backs. They are very
         | different than the normal 22 minute episodes, but they have a
         | lot of depth that you don't normally get in regular episodes.
         | 
         | The later seasons have few worthwhile episodes, notably:
         | 
         | * S6 - EP7 - The Late Philip J. Fry * S7 - EP26 - Meanwhile
         | (Series Finale)
         | 
         | That said, I agree with you, most of my favorite episodes are
         | from the first four seasons.
        
           | MikeLumos wrote:
           | Oh yes, The Late Philip J. Fry is about the forward time
           | machine, what a masterpiece! Probably my favorite episode in
           | the whole series.
           | 
           | There was also an amazing song:
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE1drY3A418
        
             | ZeroGravitas wrote:
             | Original that it parodies for those not familiar:
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvYvtRmgA4o
        
       | modeless wrote:
       | I always found the Scary Door intros pretty great as well:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5oGJTUpbpA
        
         | tra3 wrote:
         | I know it's a parody of Outer Limits and the Twilight Zone, but
         | it always made me think of the "Lost room"
         | (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0830361/)
        
       | soperj wrote:
       | Has anyone figured out what episode 72 actually says?
        
         | sixothree wrote:
         | Thanks for watching, Futurama slave army!
        
         | mikestew wrote:
         | https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/d/da/740...
        
         | gbrown_ wrote:
         | Whilst another commenter has answered this you may enjoy this
         | list of "Alienese" appearances and the translations
         | https://theinfosphere.org/List_of_alien_language_sightings#S...
        
         | monocasa wrote:
         | https://alienese.moxievillelabs.com/
         | 
         | Here's a translator
        
         | WaitWaitWha wrote:
         | 12345607890A31B2C4D,07E1F93G306H37i039Gj!             thanks
         | for watching, futurama slave army!
        
       | Svip wrote:
       | There is also a list of opening cartoons:
       | https://www.theinfosphere.org/List_of_opening_cartoons
       | 
       | I used to be able to know these captions by heart, and knew the
       | episode by caption alone. Can't do that anymore.
       | 
       | And here is a list with some additional trivia:
       | https://www.theinfosphere.org/List_of_title_captions
        
       | zoid_ wrote:
       | You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
        
         | Theory5 wrote:
         | "Uhh, is there a human doctor around?"
         | 
         | "Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open
         | it, and say [Zoidberg Noises]."
         | 
         | "Ahem, [bad attempt at copying zoidberg noises]"
         | 
         | "WHAT?! My mother was a saint. Now GET OUT!"
        
       | gostsamo wrote:
       | All the quotes are in pictures with the alt text being only the
       | number of the episode. Online accessibility at its best.
        
         | tantalor wrote:
         | The original episodes do not caption the text either. It's not
         | like anything is lost by living up to that standard here.
        
         | m_myers wrote:
         | I'm currently behind a corporate firewall which blocks Imgur.
         | Not being very familiar with Futurama, I thought the entire
         | joke was that the quote for episode 1 was "Episode 1", the
         | quote for episode 2 was "Episode 2", and so on.
        
         | linkdd wrote:
         | The joy of Hackernews is that there is always someone to
         | complain.
        
         | thatguy0900 wrote:
         | https://www.theinfosphere.org/List_of_title_captions here is a
         | list with just the text
        
         | athrowaway3z wrote:
         | And why do tell us, should somebody who is donating their time
         | making something silly, jump through some hoops to live up to
         | your standards?
         | 
         | Please send the web master a list of every alt text before you
         | try and make it someone else's problem or complain about it.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | jodrellblank wrote:
           | > In Comments: Be kind. Don't be snarky. Have curious
           | conversation; don't cross-examine. Please don't fulminate.
           | Please don't sneer, including at the rest of the community.
           | 
           | - https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
        
             | thatguy0900 wrote:
             | Think you could say the op was against this rule as well
        
             | Diti wrote:
             | Considering the nickname of the person you replied to, this
             | user does expect to be banned at some point.
        
           | gostsamo wrote:
           | You are pissed at me and it is part of the reason why I did
           | it. I can duplicate the effort of the webmaster, send the alt
           | texts, and maybe they will be cool and incorporate them in
           | the post for the next reader. Or maybe they will say: "yeah,
           | bro" and will promptly forget about me and my complains. On
           | the other side, someone will be pissed at me because they
           | feel guilt for something that they have nothing to do with.
           | Yet, next time when they post a picture, they will try to
           | avoid feeling bad by adding a simple picture description in
           | their post. I will pay for this with a few down votes, but
           | sometimes we have to take responsibility for our not so
           | bright sides.
        
             | cambalache wrote:
             | You are giving yourself way too much importance. Rest
             | assured that the rest of the world does not share that
             | sentiment.
        
         | tra3 wrote:
         | Since it's hosted on GitHub, the blog is available as a git
         | repo [0]. I'd check with the author to see if he'd accept a PR
         | and then it's possible to contribute alts you desire.
         | 
         | [0]:
         | https://github.com/theabbie/theabbie.github.io/blob/master/b...
        
         | kodah wrote:
         | This is not the way to get people on board with accessibility.
         | Open a PR and fix the issue or come up with ways to make
         | accessibility an easier branch to reach or more common
         | knowledge.
        
           | gostsamo wrote:
           | It is a bit funny that you are complaining from the style of
           | my complaining. Not offering a better way to do it brings the
           | discussion to my level, which is a bit sad.
           | 
           | Anyways, the reason that such situations piss me so much is
           | because of the sucker punch that they feel like. You click on
           | something that is text, it can't be anything but text, yet
           | someone has converted it to a picture to make it pop up
           | easier in social media which by the way excludes me from the
           | fun that I expected to share.
        
             | dooglius wrote:
             | I see from your profile that you are blind, so you're
             | likely missing some context here. The "Opening Quotes" are
             | more aptly described as title cards that appear at the end
             | of each opening. Generally, the title cards are the
             | Futurama logo with short gag-lines, although it's not
             | entirely text as there are often visual elements as well.
             | The images are video screengrabs of each title card, rather
             | than something the author created.
        
               | gostsamo wrote:
               | Yep, someone else mentioned it as well. On the other
               | side, the author has bothered to enumerate each and every
               | one of the pictures with a caption, just the text is
               | totally useless from a11y perspective.
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | jayparth wrote:
             | It does suck that you can't read them, but they haven't
             | converted them to pictures. Instead they're screenshots of
             | the opening screens which have commonly have slight
             | differences in presentation. As a person who can see I
             | quite liked seeing how the title card text evolved as the
             | show progressed.
             | 
             | But yea, it does suck that there is no accessible alt text.
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | kodah wrote:
             | I sent an email to Abhishek because the repository their
             | website is in seems to be closed source. I've offered to
             | send a patch via email if they can forward me the code.
             | 
             | My email is listed on my profile if you'd like to
             | collaborate.
             | 
             | Edit: Abhishek has agreed to share the source for
             | modification.
        
               | gostsamo wrote:
               | Thanks! I'd be glad to join.
               | 
               | Edit: However, I can't find your email. Not sure why, but
               | in your profile there is only some quote and "Can be
               | reached on Freenode". Is the email kodah \at
               | freenode.net?
        
               | kodah wrote:
               | <Email removed>
        
       | joshstrange wrote:
       | Now I want the same thing for Bob's Burgers, the store next door
       | and the pest control truck. Last I checked it gets posted on the
       | episode discussion thread on reddit but something like this would
       | be really cool.
        
         | ghostpepper wrote:
         | I had no idea there was a running gag like this on Bob's
         | Burgers. Time for a re-watch!
        
       | hirundo wrote:
       | Episode 76 is "0100100001101001". I had to check. It's ascii for
       | "Hi".
        
       | Larrikin wrote:
       | I don't see any information regarding it, but I'm guessing this
       | was a weekend project implementing similar ML as the skip intro
       | button on Plex, Netflix, etc
        
       | fumblebee wrote:
       | For the crossover Simpsons episode:
       | 
       | "A show out of ideas teams up with a show out of episodes".
       | 
       | Pure gold. Even if the newer Simpsons episodes are (imho) grade-A
       | garbage, it's strangely comforting that the writers are self-
       | aware and self-deprecating enough to come up and stick with this.
        
         | Svip wrote:
         | There was also a caption at the end of that episode:
         | https://www.theinfosphere.org/List_of_title_captions#Special...
        
       | willis936 wrote:
       | All the pictures are of the same frame of the TV turn-on
       | animation. I wonder if someone did this by hand or wrote a script
       | to detect the start of the animation and capture the image a
       | specific number of frames after that timestamp.
        
       | tzs wrote:
       | Speaking of Futurama, those who like both it and Harry Potter
       | might enjoy this short story, the only Futurama/HP crossover
       | story I've ever come across [1].
       | 
       | [1] https://www.fanfiction.net/Futurama-and-Harry-Potter-
       | Crossov...
        
       | p1mrx wrote:
       | I guess "Nobody doesn't like molten boron" was _before_ the
       | opening quote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghD5SHuR9mk
        
       | bob1029 wrote:
       | In college, we actually did the "Drink when you see the robot"
       | game with that episode on a fairly regular basis.
       | 
       | They intentionally made a ton of scenes with Bender
       | entering/exiting frame such that anyone seriously following the
       | rule would be hammered before the episode was over.
        
         | PhillyG wrote:
         | That's awesome
        
       | whycombagator wrote:
       | "Please rise for the futurama theme song" - Ep 41
        
         | nharada wrote:
         | I recently learned this song is mostly sampled, I had no idea:
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoq5-bLYM5Q
        
           | plantain wrote:
           | How have they reverse engineered these?
        
           | modeless wrote:
           | Wow, what an amazing breakdown video visualization. I see
           | there are a bunch of these, for e.g. Daft Punk
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QwOpRh-IfI, Britney Spears
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXXUodk-pVo, Fatboy Slim http
           | s://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaaQyVRndMA&list=PLmsQco5tyS...
        
           | nadavami wrote:
           | This is awesome, thanks for the interesting rabbit hole!
        
       | Tarsul wrote:
       | imo the best episode (outside of the sad ones) is A Bicyclops
       | Built for Two (S02E13), the gags are the best here and storyline
       | is great too. second best is The Devil's Hands Are Idle
       | Playthings (S04E18).
        
       | ModernMech wrote:
       | I wonder why episode 96 has the message 100. Is the numbering
       | off?
        
         | majewsky wrote:
         | There were four direct-to-DVD movies between the Fox era and
         | the Comedy Central era. I suppose they are counting those as
         | four episodes (even though they were later cut up for
         | broadcasting into a full season of over a dozen episodes).
        
       | KineticLensman wrote:
       | People who like these could do worse than take a look at Ubik by
       | Philip K Dick [0]. Each chapter starts with an advert expounding
       | the virtues of the wonder substance Ubik, which can be used as
       | beer, shaving foam, kitchen cleaner, coffee, hairspray,
       | antiperspirant and others. Each ad has a great little caveat:
       | "Safe when taken as directed", "Avoid prolonged use", "Entirely
       | safe when used as directed", "Safe when used in a conscientious
       | programme of bodily hygiene", "Do not exceed recommended dosage",
       | "Do not exceed recommended portion at any one meal" etc etc
       | 
       | [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubik
        
         | bitwize wrote:
         | Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
        
           | craftinator wrote:
           | It made my heart happy that this comment was so quickly made.
        
       | chiph wrote:
       | > The show that watches back
       | 
       | Well, that was prescient, given how smart TVs send screen content
       | data back to the manufacturers these days.
        
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