[HN Gopher] Every Google Cloud service described in 4 words (202...
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       Every Google Cloud service described in 4 words (2021 update)
        
       Author : gw5815
       Score  : 134 points
       Date   : 2021-03-03 18:18 UTC (4 hours ago)
        
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       | andrewprock wrote:
       | This looks like the kind of documentation I see in code:
       | 
       | int x; // variable x stores ints
        
       | pibefision wrote:
       | I need this but from AWS
        
         | tyingq wrote:
         | Not quite the same, but helpul:
         | 
         | https://www.awsgeek.com/AWS-Periodic-Table/
         | 
         | https://www.awsgeek.com/AWS-History/ or, as JSON
         | https://github.com/AwsGeek/aws-history/blob/master/services....
        
         | stepri wrote:
         | Here you go https://adayinthelifeof.nl/2020/05/20/aws.html
        
           | Hamuko wrote:
           | > _File / object storage. Not primarily used for mounting as
           | filesystem, but you can directly download files through
           | HTTP._
           | 
           | Woah, what is this, a novel?
        
             | mywittyname wrote:
             | Seriously. Simple Storage Service...
             | 
             | And you still have room for another word.
        
         | sytse wrote:
         | https://expeditedsecurity.com/aws-in-plain-english/ might be a
         | start
        
       | udev wrote:
       | Conveniently on black background for easy printing!
        
         | jtylr wrote:
         | Light version here:
         | https://raw.githubusercontent.com/gregsramblings/google-clou...
        
       | meddlepal wrote:
       | What's the use case for something like "VMWare on Google Compute"
       | is it just a API shim to translate VMWare API calls to GCE for
       | companies that are trying to lift and shift to the cloud?
        
         | callesgg wrote:
         | Yeah. Pretty much.
        
         | mrtrustor wrote:
         | GCVE is not an API shim, it's an actual VMWare environment. And
         | yes, it's mainly used for lift and shift.
        
       | wcarss wrote:
       | https://github.com/gregsramblings/google-cloud-4-words -> this is
       | where the PDF appears to be generated from, and it has searchable
       | text of the content in its README on the main page, and links to
       | docs on each, and the mobile content that got left off the PDF.
        
         | sethvargo wrote:
         | Yup - I can confirm that's the source.
         | 
         | Disclaimer: I work for Google Cloud.
        
       | jabo wrote:
       | I see some Google Cloud folks in the comments, so question for
       | you, if you're able to share:
       | 
       | There seems to be a general fear about Google potentially killing
       | off a product, based on recent history [1]. Now I know most of
       | these are on the consumer side of things, but you can imagine
       | people's concerns if the same thing started happening to Google
       | Cloud products. Is the GCP team aware of these concerns, (or is
       | this just a HN crowd concern) and if so, are there steps being
       | taken to address this perception head on?
       | 
       | [1] https://killedbygoogle.com/
        
         | mrtrustor wrote:
         | When a company like Deutsche Bank [1] signs a 10-year deal, you
         | can be sure that they have been convinced that the products
         | they rely on will not go anywhere.
         | 
         | [1] https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-07/google-
         | de...
         | 
         | (Google Cloud employee here)
        
           | solosoyokaze wrote:
           | That actually doesn't mean anything to me when I personally
           | have had to deal with the shut off of many, _many_ Google
           | products and your competition (AWS) is better in every
           | conceivable way.
        
       | vidanay wrote:
       | "Cancelled"
       | 
       | (They just haven't announced many of them yet)
        
         | ceejayoz wrote:
         | Has to be four words. "I really miss it."
        
         | hateful wrote:
         | Thinking the same thing. Anyone compare last years with this
         | years!
        
       | idlewords wrote:
       | "Good luck getting support"
        
         | makecheck wrote:
         | Or perhaps "Soon to be cancelled". :)
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | follower wrote:
       | It's Not Killed Yet
        
       | azhenley wrote:
       | Can I get this for AWS?
        
       | ciguy wrote:
       | The major cloud providers REALLY need to focus on fixing years
       | old bugs in their widely used offerings instead of launching new
       | ones. I guess the incentives are out of whack tho, since a
       | working and widely used but slightly broken offering will be used
       | by their existing customers. But if a competitor beats them to
       | the next major thing, they will lose customers as they migrate
       | over to use it. So they're in a kind of arms race against each
       | other to roll out new seemingly obscure offerings in case one of
       | them becomes the next thing and sees widespread adoption.
        
         | paxys wrote:
         | "Years old bugs" are now features
        
           | ciguy wrote:
           | This is somewhat true in that so many people have worked
           | around them that a fix would likely break a lot of existing
           | users implementations.
        
         | jcims wrote:
         | I wonder if it would be possible to run a site where people
         | submit and rate bugs/enhancements/workarounds in cloud
         | products. E.g. AWS Config doesn't support service X or sharing
         | ENIs across NLB target groups can ruin your day.
        
           | ciguy wrote:
           | The AWS forums used to have bug reports that were ranked by
           | upvotes. AWS didn't seem to pay much attention though, the
           | highest voted bugs stayed that way for years with no change
           | or acknowledgement. I haven't personally been on their forums
           | in years so I have no idea if this is still the case.
        
       | zbowling wrote:
       | Mobile got left off the PDF but it's also a part of cloud:
       | 
       | Mobile (Firebase)
       | 
       | * Cloud Firestore: Document store and sync
       | 
       | * Cloud Functions for Firebase: Event-driven serverless
       | applications
       | 
       | * Cloud Storage for Firebase: Object storage and serving
       | Crashlytics: Crash reporting and analytics
       | 
       | * Firebase A/B Testing: Create A/B test experiments
       | 
       | * Firebase App Distribution: Trusted tester early access
       | 
       | * Firebase Authentication: Drop-in authentication
       | 
       | * Firebase Cloud Messaging: Send device notifications
       | 
       | * Firebase Dynamic Links: Link to app content
       | 
       | * Firebase Extensions: Pre-packaged development solutions
       | 
       | * Firebase Hosting: Web hosting with CDN/SSL
       | 
       | * Firebase In-App Messaging: Send in-app contextual messages
       | 
       | * Firebase Performance Monitoring: App/web performance monitoring
       | 
       | * Firebase Predictions: Predict user targeting
       | 
       | * Firebase Realtime Database: Real-time data synchronization
       | 
       | * Firebase Remote Config: Remotely configure installed apps
       | 
       | * Firebase Test Lab: Mobile testing device farm
       | 
       | * Google Analytics for Firebase: Mobile app analytics
       | 
       | * ML Kit for Firebase: ML APIs for mobile
        
         | sethvargo wrote:
         | Thanks, I'll take this feedback back to the team.
         | 
         | Disclaimer: I work for Google Cloud.
        
         | musicale wrote:
         | I've always liked Firebase. I'm glad it's still around.
        
           | mywittyname wrote:
           | Firebase is kind of weird. It's like a Cloud in a Cloud.
        
             | sa46 wrote:
             | I figured the characterization is Firebase is a PaaS
             | (similar to Heroku) where Google Cloud is IaaS.
        
         | gw5815 wrote:
         | Eek - that's an oversight on our side during the PDF creation
         | (copying from the github readme to Indesign) -- it was suppose
         | to be on the PDF. We'll update.
        
       | duxup wrote:
       | Now I actually want to look at some of these, I didn't know what
       | some of these were / existed ... best marketing ever.
        
       | ssijak wrote:
       | There are some which are explained in more than 4 words.
        
       | jnwatson wrote:
       | Google Cloud really needs better marketing. I didn't have the
       | most basic awareness of most of these services.
        
         | jjoonathan wrote:
         | They need to throw shade at AWS.
         | 
         | "Google cancels everything" is a meme, but AWS releasing broken
         | pre-alpha products, letting old ones rot on the vine, and
         | having crazy monetization schemes that are utterly inconsistent
         | with marketing is not a meme, even though they do these things
         | all the time. If GCP wants to win, they need to fix that,
         | because "will I be blamed for the next shitshow" is the key
         | question on every architect / purchasing manager's mind, and
         | right now AWS is winning that battle to a degree that they do
         | not remotely deserve because google is just MIA.
         | 
         | Hell, Google could coordinate with Walmart to hit AWS and
         | Amazon at the same time because there is clearly, shall we say,
         | a degree of cultural continuity between the Amazon and AWS
         | business units.
        
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           | crazysim wrote:
           | Do a Project Zero not for security but for usability,
           | capability, and pricing against AWS?
        
             | jjoonathan wrote:
             | Sure, but it it has to be memeable. Imagine technical
             | manages bickering in front of _their_ managers.
             | 
             | "Let me get this straight, Google canceled a service and
             | you didn't see it coming?"
             | 
             | ^ this needs a comeback.
             | 
             | "Let me get this straight, you ran into _another_ AWS
             | scaling limit and you didn 't see it coming?"
             | 
             | or something.
        
         | folkrav wrote:
         | To be perfectly honest I also don't know 90% of AWS's services
         | either.
        
           | BenoitP wrote:
           | On the other hand AWS and GCP services almost have a 1-to-1
           | mapping; so one only need to know one platform to be able to
           | start working with the other.
        
             | mywittyname wrote:
             | GCP has a few products that AWS doesn't. BigQuery ML and
             | Cloud Spanner are a few that I can think of. These might
             | have approximations on AWS, but not 1-to-1 feature
             | competitors. Plus GCP has one-click integrations with
             | pretty much every Google API out there (analytics, ads,
             | drive, etc).
             | 
             | It's been a minute since I worked with AWS, but they have
             | tons and tons of products. On the order of two, maybe three
             | times as many.
             | 
             | The basic stuff like VMs, storage, networking, and managed
             | postgres/mysql SQL databases are close, but the specialized
             | services can be very different when you look at them
             | closely.
        
             | ciguy wrote:
             | This isn't exactly true. I have worked extensively with
             | Azure, Google Cloud and AWS. While many of their basic
             | services do seem to map 1 to 1 there are enough differences
             | in the details that it's almost like learning a completely
             | new system. At a very high level the basics are relevant,
             | but the differences are much greater than you might expect.
        
             | folkrav wrote:
             | After 2-3 years of working with one then the other, yes and
             | no. They can be quite similar on some accounts, but not
             | quite the same. GCP also has that very Google thing of
             | having very slightly different yet still kind of competing
             | products at the same time.
        
           | mrvenkman wrote:
           | Ditto! Sometimes I wonder if the one largest skillsets of
           | becoming an AWS "engineer" is learning to memorise the
           | service names and how they associate to the service offered!
        
         | enos_feedler wrote:
         | What kind of marketing? Google cloud is a highly complex B2B
         | product. Do you know what salesforce or oracle sells? As both a
         | developer and consumer, I have no idea.
        
           | pionar wrote:
           | Salesforce sells a CRM. Oracle sells lawsuits.
        
             | paxys wrote:
             | Salesforce sells a CRM is about as descriptive as Google
             | sells a cloud. The Salesforce ecosystem consists of
             | hundreds of products which are together worth $200B+.
        
       | jariel wrote:
       | If you need to publish this you have a product management
       | problem. Arguably, some of these things are features not
       | products, and should not be branded.
       | 
       | The level of complexity is overwhelming, especially for the
       | decreasing marginal returns to effort for most companies for most
       | of these services, I suggest that G and AWS need to take a new
       | approach here.
        
         | dash2 wrote:
         | This. It reminded me of the Periodic Table of Perl 6 Operators,
         | another "advert" that really isn't:
         | https://www.ozonehouse.com/mark/periodic/
        
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