[HN Gopher] Calvin and Hobbes Search Engine
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       Calvin and Hobbes Search Engine
        
       Author : bookofjoe
       Score  : 441 points
       Date   : 2021-02-12 22:40 UTC (1 days ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (michaelyingling.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (michaelyingling.com)
        
       | aanet wrote:
       | This warms my heart!! <3
        
       | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
       | This has been in my bookmarks for quite some time.
       | 
       | It's very cool.
        
       | PhilipA wrote:
       | It brings back memories. My first website I made was a Calvin &
       | Hobbes fan site on Geocities in 98 - frames, lots of GIFs - those
       | were times.
        
       | koolba wrote:
       | This is awesome. Took 5 seconds to find this and I still say the
       | last Calvin line of this strip on most mornings:
       | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1988/12/28
        
         | cbsks wrote:
         | That's really similar to one of my favorites:
         | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/07/31
        
           | koolba wrote:
           | Ha! That's exactly what I thought it'd be!
        
       | sieste wrote:
       | So funny this is coming up just now. My sons (6 and 4) found a
       | C&H book in the shelf last week. Since then they did this
       | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/06/24 and tried
       | this https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/06/28 This
       | lockdown has gotten more interesting for the whole family.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | gdavisson wrote:
         | A friend of mine was reading a C&H book (probably the same one)
         | a while back. Suddenly he ran to the bathroom, and there was a
         | flush followed by gales of laughter.
         | 
         | He was in his thirties.
        
           | dewey wrote:
           | I hope it was the first one of these two
        
       | vfinn wrote:
       | I'm studying Spanish, so I made a little script that fetches
       | Calvin & hobbes cartoons in both Spanish and English and then
       | converts each strip into bilingual strip with ImageMagick. It
       | works well enough (>99%).                   #!/bin/bash
       | for i in {1..1000}; do x=$(date +'%Y/%m/%d' -d "$i days ago");
       | z=$(date +'%Y-%m-%d' -d "$i days ago");         wget
       | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbesespanol/$x -O $z-es;
       | wget https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/$x -O $z-en;
       | y=$(cat $z-es | grep -o -P
       | '.{0}https://assets.amuniversal.com.{0,33}' | tail -1);
       | f=$(cat $z-en | grep -o -P
       | '.{0}https://assets.amuniversal.com.{0,33}' | tail -1);
       | wget $y -O $z-es.gif; rm $z-en; sleep 1;         wget $f -O
       | $z-en.gif; rm $z-es; sleep 1;         convert $z-en.gif $z-es.gif
       | -append $z-bi.gif; #ImageMagick         rm $z-es.gif;         rm
       | $z-en.gif;         done;
        
         | justjonathan wrote:
         | Tried do this on a mac. I had to replace gnu grep with perl:
         | perl -wnle '/(.{0}https://assets.amuniversal.com.{0,33})/ and
         | print $1'
         | 
         | I had to replace wget with curl:                 curl -s
         | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbesespanol/$x -o $z-es;
         | 
         | Then I realized I need gnu date, which had to come as part of
         | coreutils:                 brew install coreutils
         | 
         | So date becomes gdate                 for i in {1..1000}; do
         | x=$(gdate +'%Y/%m/%d' -d "$i days ago");       z=$(gdate
         | +'%Y-%m-%d' -d "$i days ago");
         | 
         | Hope I din't break other stuff with that.
         | 
         | Now it still doesn't work, but I'm giving up, hopefully I saved
         | a little time for somebody...
        
           | vfinn wrote:
           | And you have ImageMagick also installed?
        
         | lifeisstillgood wrote:
         | That's awesome. Seriously make this a company -see how it goes
         | :-)
        
           | vfinn wrote:
           | Thank you. You're most kind. I have many business ideas
           | already, but I'll think about it.
        
             | joshspankit wrote:
             | How about just a web front-end that lets people upload
             | other comics?
        
               | vfinn wrote:
               | Yeah, why not. I didn't give it much thought. This script
               | makes some assumptions about the site structure, that's
               | why it's able to be so short. Of course if you were able
               | to get the image links without grepping, then it would be
               | even easier.
        
       | tantalor wrote:
       | Found an XSS. Check your strings:
       | 
       | http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | stevebmark wrote:
         | Could be SQL injectable too as an apostrophe raises an error
        
           | tyingq wrote:
           | I think it is. This hangs, though for more than 10 seconds:
           | 
           | http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p.
           | ..
        
         | LeifCarrotson wrote:
         | I don't OP is the author, I've been using this for years.
        
         | svnpenn wrote:
         | Why are you the way that you are?
         | 
         | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aYmOqPFyJPw
        
       | junyoon wrote:
       | Looks like there's no connection pooling
       | 
       | Warning: mysql_connect(): User yingling_sandbox already has more
       | than 'max_user_connections' active connections in
       | /home/content/41/5598741/html/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.php
       | on line 10 Unable to connect to database! Please try again later.
        
         | dudeinjapan wrote:
         | https://i.pinimg.com/originals/04/da/65/04da65848e7f2a1ff299...
        
       | optimalsolver wrote:
       | For fans of both Calvin and Frank Herbert's Dune, I give you
       | Calvin & Muad'Dib:
       | 
       | https://calvinanddune.tumblr.com/
        
         | macintux wrote:
         | I don't know what impresses me the most: the concept, the
         | execution, the fact that permission was sought, or the fact
         | that permission was granted.
        
         | nultxt wrote:
         | This is the most unbelievably specific-to-my-personal-interests
         | webcomic I've ever seen. I am stunned.
        
       | hansy wrote:
       | [shameless plug] I run a web comic newsletter
       | (https://funnies.page) for anyone interested in comics from
       | contemporary artists. I'm always in search of the next great
       | comic strip (like C&H), so if anyone has any favorites, I'd love
       | to hear about them!
        
       | atulatul wrote:
       | I know all about the salamander incident as well as the noodle
       | incident[42]. Not going to tell you, though.
       | 
       | [42] https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/12/18
       | 
       | and
       | 
       | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/12/12
        
         | ghostDancer wrote:
         | First rule of the Calvinism,: - We don't talk about noodle
         | incident.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | Brendinooo wrote:
       | Nice idea! Scripts and comics didn't match for me though.
        
         | codetrotter wrote:
         | What kind of search term did you use? I tried "pilot" and got
         | relevant results like these:
         | 
         | - https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1988/05/15
         | 
         | - https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1988/11/06
         | 
         | Edit: I think I see what you meant now. Looking at the search
         | results one of them had a very different "script" text that was
         | unrelated to the "description" text and the contents of the
         | comic strip.
        
         | agency wrote:
         | I noticed some weird results too. The first thing I searched
         | was "dead bird"[1]. There are 2 results, one of which is
         | correct, but the script and descriptions are flipped. The first
         | result has the script for the correct strip but links to a
         | different script which matches the description, and vice versa
         | for the other result.
         | 
         | [1]
         | http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
        
       | happy-go-lucky wrote:
       | "The last few years of the strip, and especially the Sundays, are
       | the work I am the most proud of. This was close as I could get to
       | my vision of what a comic strip should be."
       | 
       | https://www.zenpencils.com/comic/128-bill-watterson-a-cartoo...
       | 
       | That must be the zenith of his career. Hope I can truly
       | understand what he must have felt like when he said that.
        
       | habil wrote:
       | Unable to connect to database! Please try again later.
        
       | tyingq wrote:
       | He does to seem to have an affinity for secret codes:
       | 
       | http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
        
       | ChrisArchitect wrote:
       | (2010) maybe?
       | 
       | Here's some more discussion and links from previous:
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1600211
        
         | dang wrote:
         | Yup, and also a bit here:
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1600151
        
       | bigwheeler wrote:
       | Welp, there goes 3 hours of my life. Well spent.
        
       | chmod600 wrote:
       | Read this series (click next a few times to see them all):
       | 
       | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/05/05
       | 
       | It looks like it was written yesterday, but it's 30 years old.
        
         | randomsearch wrote:
         | Amazing to think they nailed that but also the consequence,
         | which they couldn't possibly have foreseen, that this mechanism
         | would eventually undermine democracy.
        
         | every wrote:
         | Calvin and Hobbes appear every day in my RSS feed and shall
         | continue to do so in perpetuity...
        
           | anarcat wrote:
           | wait, tell us more! his does that work?
        
             | every wrote:
             | Try: https://www.comicsrss.com/preview/calvinandhobbes
        
             | atulatul wrote:
             | You can also follow the comic on twitter.
             | 
             | https://twitter.com/calvinandhobbes For this it says born
             | on November 18, 1985 :)
             | 
             | https://twitter.com/Calvinn_Hobbes
        
         | Moru wrote:
         | It's funny how everything looks so new and cool but when you do
         | a little research, you find that it's not that new after all.
         | Many things are just a rechew of something old.
        
         | tim333 wrote:
         | >It looks like it was written yesterday, but it's 30 years old.
         | 
         | I thought it was great but took me back to 30 years ago when
         | magazines in the mail were the thing. I think I prefer the
         | modern situation where at least you can go to sites like HN
         | which are relatively non commercially biased. Back then there
         | wasn't so much unbiased stuff available - maybe BBC programs
         | and library books.
        
         | sebmellen wrote:
         | Calvin and Hobbes always had a peculiar prescience about it.
        
         | kop316 wrote:
         | You picked a particularlly good day for that one, especially
         | when Hobbes says "As is advertising easn't intrusive enough
         | before."
         | 
         | If only you knew Hobbes....
        
         | Mediterraneo10 wrote:
         | Watterson could offer some biting social commentary, but
         | towards the end of C&H's run he had also become a sort of
         | curmudgeonly old man. For example, there are strips where he
         | depicts modern art as being just as bunch of phoneys trying to
         | hoodwink one another, but I know a few abstract artists
         | personally and they are very sincere about the work they are
         | creating (primarily for themselves, to scratch an inner itch),
         | even if it isn't to everyone's taste.
         | 
         | It might be for the best that he retired near what everyone
         | felt was a peak. Had he kept going, he could have even ended up
         | like certain other long-running comic strips where the polemic
         | takes over and the humor is an afterthought.
        
           | WalterBright wrote:
           | Funky Winkerbean spent a couple decades being a humorous take
           | on life in high school. Then it changed into a message strip
           | about Important Issues, and I stopped reading it.
        
             | jhbadger wrote:
             | There's even a musical based on the high school version
             | named "Funky Winkerbean's Homecoming" which probably would
             | confuse readers of the current strip, as cancer,
             | alcoholism, and suicide don't play a part.
        
           | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
           | Watterson was always a bit of a cynic (I assume, still is),
           | but I have always felt that he has a great heart.
           | 
           | One thing that he never did, was license his IP, so every
           | "pissing Calvin" is a ripoff.
           | 
           | https://www.theonion.com/peeing-calvin-decals-now-
           | recognized...
        
             | darkerside wrote:
             | And even worse, it's out of character
        
           | MontyCarloHall wrote:
           | I know people who write like this[0] and are very sincere
           | about their writing. One can be sincere about anything, even
           | meaningless pretension.
           | 
           | [0] https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1993/02/11
        
             | sebmellen wrote:
             | Great comic. It seems this way of writing has proliferated
             | massively, even among younger (non-academic) groups like
             | high-school students.
        
             | Mediterraneo10 wrote:
             | Yeah, I consider complaining about academic writing like
             | this to be just as curmudgeonly. I remember when I first
             | got access to a good university library and could read all
             | the criticism written about books and authors I had read -
             | knowing that people like Watterson, Gene Wolfe, or Victor
             | Davis Hanson had tarred it - and I found the vast majority
             | to actually be valid and insightful, giving me an expanded
             | appreciation of the book or an understanding of its place
             | in the greater social discourse.
             | 
             | Yes, literary criticism often focuses on highly specialized
             | concerns and not everyone is interested in e.g. queer
             | perspectives, but can't we be happy that it exists for
             | those who do want to read it?
        
               | slibhb wrote:
               | Not everyone has a sense of humor.
        
               | michaelpb wrote:
               | I took this as more as poking fun at Calvin's common
               | theme of superficially imitating "high art", opaque
               | writing styles, and so on, in a very self-aware or
               | cynical way, as a grift, since that's just what Calvin
               | always does -- E.g. in the comics where Calvin sets up a
               | lemonade stand, it superficially imitates a business, but
               | is really just a scam.
               | 
               | An alternative or additional interpretation of his
               | "curmudgeonliness" would be these are intended to tie
               | into his bigger theme of critiquing those who gate-keep
               | "high art". It's been a long time since I read any of
               | these, but I do remember his biggest bone to pick wasn't
               | with abstract art or anything in particular, but with the
               | perception that comics / "graphic novels" could never be
               | considered "high art". So, having his kid scribble some
               | nonsense and call it "high art" is a bit of a middle-
               | finger to art critics who relegate his work to the "funny
               | papers"
               | 
               | As bizarre as this sounds, I actually do think there are
               | legitimate criticisms of the mid-century abstract art
               | movement -- notably, the CIA's involvement. However, that
               | is pretty off-topic here and I highly doubt that
               | Watterson has ever made a reference to this!
               | 
               | Edit: I'm not necessarily even disagreeing you, I think
               | all of this can be true at once
        
           | tracerbulletx wrote:
           | Do you have an example of that? It's a pretty niche topic to
           | decide he was being curmudgeonly. A lot of people think that
           | about modern art whether they're wrong or not they're usually
           | pretty normal people.
        
             | eastbayjake wrote:
             | If only someone would build a Calvin and Hobbes Search
             | Engine where someone could look for "Modern Art" references
             | in the text:
             | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/11/02
        
               | tracerbulletx wrote:
               | I was asking for the ones he was thinking of when making
               | his case about Waterson. The one you linked for example
               | does not seem very harsh to me so I'd assume he wasn't
               | referring to that one. I can't know that without him
               | providing it directly.
        
               | trynton wrote:
               | Banksy the pretend street artist?
        
               | OpieCunningham wrote:
               | You mean Not Banksy the pretend street artist, or Not Not
               | Banksy the pretend commercial street artist, or Mr.
               | Brainwash?
        
               | tclancy wrote:
               | But how does someone read that as a criticism of modern
               | art (whatever that is) and not Watterson resisting the
               | commercialization of his work?
        
               | Mediterraneo10 wrote:
               | That isn't one of the strips I was referring to, and that
               | one is mid-period Watterson and not late-period Watterson
               | anyway. But since my original post got the reception it
               | did here, I am not going to dig through the archive to
               | find the ones I meant.
        
           | pugworthy wrote:
           | Really? We are voting some guy into oblivion because we don't
           | like his take on Calvin and Hobbes?
           | 
           | Let people have their opinions and interpretations, even if
           | you don't agree.
        
           | sjg007 wrote:
           | I mean, to paraphrase the Big Lebowski, everyone is entitled
           | to their opinion man. Banksy sort of rides the fine line of
           | that deliniation as a legitimate critic of modern art phoney
           | and yet himself is modern art and sold out.
        
         | roughly wrote:
         | I grew up on Calvin and Hobbes, but in retrospect it's not
         | terribly surprising Bill Watterson eventually decided to fuck
         | off into the woods.
        
           | shagie wrote:
           | Zen Pencils on Bill Watterson (on advertising) -
           | https://zenpencils.tumblr.com/post/59432017577/bill-
           | watterso...
           | 
           | And the commentary -
           | https://www.zenpencils.com/comic/128-bill-watterson-a-
           | cartoo...
        
             | makapuf wrote:
             | The cookie warning when trying to read that is ... ironic.
        
             | roughly wrote:
             | That's a great tribute. The speech he derived it from, a
             | few links down: https://web.mit.edu/jmorzins/www/C-H-
             | speech.html
        
           | ryantgtg wrote:
           | My wife and I aren't having the greatest time reading them to
           | our toddler (she's probably too young for them, but she says
           | she really likes them). Calvin's parents don't like him! I
           | don't like exposing her to parents who are resentful toward
           | their kid.
           | 
           | Also, shortly after he retired Bill Watterson ate at my dad's
           | restaurant. My dad recognized his name on the check, and told
           | him how much of a fan I was. Bill then drew Calvin on a
           | napkin for me. And... I can't find that sketch! Each time I
           | visit my parents I spend half the visit digging through boxes
           | for it.
        
             | chrismcb wrote:
             | they don't resent him. They absolutely love him. He can be
             | a handful at times (what is isn't?) but they do love him.
        
             | joshspankit wrote:
             | Sidebar: Maybe she says she likes them because she likes
             | how you and your wife are when you're reading them
        
             | sp332 wrote:
             | Maybe you should wait until she is about 5 before judging
             | how they cope lol
        
             | the_af wrote:
             | I don't get the sense that Calvin's parents don't like him.
             | He is a force of nature and he overwhelms them, but they
             | don't dislike him.
        
               | ryantgtg wrote:
               | I get the sense that Watterson is sharing his own
               | childhood relationships with adults and author figures.
               | And by and large they aren't happy, healthy
               | relationships.
               | 
               | His parents regularly debate whose choice it was to have
               | a kid, and despite the exceptional strip shared by
               | another reply to me, for the most part his dad seems
               | happier working than being with Calvin. I definitely
               | didn't notice or care about this dynamic when I read
               | these as a kid. And I don't think my daughter will notice
               | or care. But she's only 3, and I'm cool with sheltering
               | her a bit.
        
               | tim333 wrote:
               | Conflict makes for humor and drama - see Homer strangling
               | Bart etc. It would make for boring stories if everyone
               | was nice all the time.
        
               | toyg wrote:
               | Watterson stated many times that he was nothing like
               | Calvin and his parents were nothing like that either. He
               | just built the characters and then progressively explored
               | their relationships as a way of reflecting on the
               | pressures of modern society. It just so happened that he
               | was exceedingly good at building realistic personalities.
               | 
               | Personally, C&H probably kept me alive as a teenager.
               | When I was questioning the point of it all, Calvin's
               | sense of wonder and fearlessness injected some happiness
               | into me, and I wished so hard that I could have been more
               | like him growing up. I read a lot of it with my kids when
               | they were very small, and then let them alone with it as
               | they started reading on their own. They embraced the
               | methods of Calvinball, which melts my heart when I watch
               | them play. To them Calvin's parents are silly in their
               | worrying about worthless stuff like "washing". If you
               | didn't notice certain things while reading it as a kid,
               | chances are your child won't either; that's one of the
               | marvels of this strip, like the best art it speaks in
               | different ways to different people at different stages of
               | their lives.
        
               | ryantgtg wrote:
               | Thanks. Yes, I definitely agree that my daughter will
               | likewise not notice what I didn't notice. And I continue
               | to read it a lot because we both love it.
               | 
               | In the Anniversary collection, Watterson notes things
               | like "this is basically an exact quote from my dad." (For
               | example, in the strip where good dad says they should put
               | the Christmas tree in the garage and not decorate it.) So
               | I don't think they are totally divorced from each other.
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | schwank wrote:
             | Our 5yo daughter loves looking through our old paperback
             | versions, but we generally won't read them to her yet as
             | the story and comedy is way over her head in most cases.
             | She can grow up reading them over time as I did daily in
             | the paper growing up.
             | 
             | One day we'll let her read our first edition color
             | hardcover boxed set. But she probably should start acting a
             | little less like Calvin first.
        
               | ryantgtg wrote:
               | My daughter loves pretending she has a transmogrifier.
               | She ZAPS us into different creatures.
               | 
               | We read a ton of Get Fuzzy right now. And she's turning
               | into Bucky. Yesterday while doing yard work she said to
               | me, "hey Pinky, put me in the hammock."
        
             | avalys wrote:
             | There are plenty of C&H strips that show his parents love
             | him. This one comes to mind, but there are many others:
             | https://i.redd.it/wgwm23u9k4sx.png
             | 
             | Kids are not stupid and you don't need to insulate them
             | from everything that isn't 100% happy, fluffy and
             | wonderful. As a former kid who had loving parents and loved
             | C&H, the only message I remember taking from the strip in
             | this regard was that parents are people too and that things
             | I do might annoy them.
        
               | redshirtrob wrote:
               | This strip is beautiful. As a parent living with snow on
               | the ground in Ohio, I just lived this experience when my
               | children asked me to go sled riding. Work will be there
               | after they go to bed, but these years will be gone before
               | I know it.
        
               | owlninja wrote:
               | As a kid in Texas reading Calvin and Hobbes, the snow
               | aspect always seemed so magical. I know as an adult it is
               | probably a beating most times, but still fun to think
               | about. We actually got snow in DFW this year and my first
               | actions were to have my kids build a snowman, and then
               | find the steepest hill we could to sled down :)
        
               | treeman79 wrote:
               | Keeping it real with Biological kids is important.
               | Adopted kids basically dont feel loved no matter how much
               | you do or say. Although one day it will start to click.
               | 
               | Sure it varied a lot. But I learned quickly that I had to
               | really certain kinds of jokes.
        
               | pwenzel wrote:
               | Thank you. I channel this particular strip often during
               | my times working from home with kids.
        
               | ryantgtg wrote:
               | Sure, but we started reading them to my daughter when she
               | was about 20 months old. I don't think it's being over-
               | protective to gloss over the dozens and dozens of times
               | (to every one happy moment like the one you chose) when
               | the parents express regrets at choosing to have a kid.
               | They didn't even go to his school play!
               | 
               | I mean, I loved it, too, growing up. I still think it's
               | great. But some things ring differently as an adult with
               | a kid. And I can wait a bit to expose my kid to that.
        
               | avalys wrote:
               | I guess if your daughter isn't yet old enough to realize
               | how infuriating and exasperating Calvin is for his
               | parents, maybe the strip isn't for her yet.
        
               | ryantgtg wrote:
               | Good guess. But I'm afraid you're wrong. She loves the
               | strip. And she doesn't notice this behavior by the
               | parents. I was only expressing how my own perception of
               | the comic has changed now that I'm an adult.
        
               | supernova87a wrote:
               | I love how in the middle few panels, just 2 little dots
               | for eyes are able to convey the frustration about "why am
               | I wasting my life on paperwork when my real life is
               | waiting for me?"
        
               | [deleted]
        
       | raywu wrote:
       | I searched "bing" and was expecting an easter egg; this needs to
       | be a suggestion to Bing (Michael)
       | 
       | http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
        
       | billfruit wrote:
       | Calvin and Hobbes is fine, but I think Peanuts was better in
       | capturing and commenting on human experience of clueless people
       | trying to make sense of a dysmal world.
        
         | jfax wrote:
         | I'm forever grateful that Calvin and Hobbes introduced me to
         | Peanuts. I became curious about Schulz when I read the foreword
         | he did for the first collection.
        
       | salamanderman wrote:
       | Thank you!
        
       | nuclear_eclipse wrote:
       | I've been a lifelong fan of Calvin & Hobbes, and I have all of
       | the books, but I both don't have the time to revisit them, or
       | when I do, I binge way too much.
       | 
       | Is there any way to get a personal, daily comic via RSS or
       | similar that starts from the very beginning, without having to
       | wait for one of the syndication sites like gocomics to wrap
       | around back to the beginning?
        
         | joshyeager wrote:
         | Try https://archivebinge.com/
         | 
         | I don't know if it works with gocomics.com, but it is designed
         | for exactly the purpose you described.
        
       | BrandoElFollito wrote:
       | I love C&H (it is almost unknown in France). I read it when I was
       | 20,then had kids and recognized them in Calvin.
       | 
       | Now I am more into Zits...
        
       | pfarrell wrote:
       | Searching "record" located one of my favorites [0]. The drawing
       | in the last panel just sells it.
       | 
       | 0: https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/06/05
        
       | redshirtrob wrote:
       | I learned so many words reading Calvin and Hobbes as a kid. Just
       | off the top of my head:
       | 
       | - "The pernicious poem place."
       | 
       | - "Demonstrates defenestration."
       | 
       | - The "salubrious" beats.
       | 
       | - "Mainstream commercial nihilism can't be trusted?"
        
         | Brendinooo wrote:
         | "'Fraid not, kiddo."
        
         | 3PS wrote:
         | "A pair of pathetic peripatetics."
        
           | redshirtrob wrote:
           | I see you had a ready retort. Nice!
        
       | sjg007 wrote:
       | I remember a comic strip I attribute to Calvin and Hobbes where
       | Calvin basically adopts every world religion in order to take
       | every day off of school. But I can't find it.. any one know which
       | one I am thinking of? Or do I have it wrong?
        
         | macintux wrote:
         | I regret I'm 20 years past my "have the entire opus memorized"
         | days, but that doesn't ring any bells.
        
         | NateEag wrote:
         | I used to have nearly every strip memorized.
         | 
         | I'm 90% confident that is not a Calvin & Hobbes strip.
         | 
         | I have not read all the bonus strips from the large
         | anthologies, nor have I read the strips in the teacher's book
         | Watterson contributed to. So, even if my memory is right, it
         | might be one of those.
        
         | faeyanpiraat wrote:
         | Are you sure it was religion? Maybe you are mixing it up with
         | something else, like ideology, language, or whatever?
        
       | andrepd wrote:
       | In the same vein:
       | 
       | https://frinkiac.com/
       | 
       | https://morbotron.com/
       | 
       | Invaluable. I use them all the time to clip things to paste in
       | several group chats.
        
       | iampims wrote:
       | > Warning: mysql_connect(): User yingling_sandbox already has
       | more than 'max_user_connections' active connections in
       | /home/content/41/5598741/html/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.php
       | on line 10 Unable to connect to database! Please try again later.
        
         | temporallobe wrote:
         | We probably DDoS'd it.
        
           | cmroanirgo wrote:
           | > _This page is strictly a tribute to Calvin & Hobbes, the
           | best comic ever, and two of the best characters who have
           | taught me so much over many years. It is meant for research
           | purposes only. _
           | 
           | Quite possibly not optimised for heavy traffic.
        
         | vortico wrote:
         | I'm always curious why the default behavior of many server
         | frameworks exposes so much information. I think it should just
         | drop the connection by default for this error.
        
           | yellowstuff wrote:
           | I'd assume they're optimizing for beginner developer UX, and
           | assuming that anyone using mysql for something important will
           | know to customize the error handling.
        
           | ourcat wrote:
           | You can change that in the php.ini to set the levels of
           | Warnings/Errors to show if you want to. (And also naturally
           | the MySQL config, to allow more connections)
           | 
           | But if you were the developer of this code, it's useful to
           | pinpoint what went wrong and where.
           | 
           | This is a common "HN Hug-of-Death" ;)
        
           | Abishek_Muthian wrote:
           | Recommended practice in server frameworks is to control the
           | information in the errors according to the environment i.e.
           | Development|Production.
           | 
           | But many websites fail to do so.
        
           | webmobdev wrote:
           | It's to aid the developer during development. All of them
           | provide ways to hide this in production. But most developers
           | remain ignorant or are lazy to bother about it.
        
       | zsiec wrote:
       | I had this idea so many years ago, cheers for the execution!
        
       | webkike wrote:
       | I actually ran into this problem recently, and this engine
       | doesn't solve it. The show and tell comic doesn't come up when I
       | search "boggle" or "boggle your minds"
        
         | pr0zac wrote:
         | I tested this and it seems to work for me for both! Maybe a
         | temporary issue caused by HN hug of death? Links
         | http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
         | http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
        
           | webkike wrote:
           | Ah, well regardless of the cause I'm happy with the results
           | now!
        
       | andrewem wrote:
       | Fans of Calvin and Hobbes might like the documentary "Dear Mr.
       | Watterson", which includes a lot of his art work and interviews
       | with several cartoonists, (though not Watterson).
        
         | andrewem wrote:
         | Addendum: my favorite part was Berkeley Breathed showing a
         | letter he received from Watterson, which has a drawing of
         | Breathed fueling his motorboat by pouring dollar bills into the
         | gas tank. Breathed notes that it's meant to be commentary on
         | Breathed's willingness to pursue merchandising to make more
         | money.
        
       | JoeDaDude wrote:
       | Obligatory xkcd, a minor tribute in these days of Artificial
       | Intelligence buzz.
       | 
       | https://xkcd.com/1002/
        
       | dmitryminkovsky wrote:
       | My favorite from recent times is
       | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/08/20
        
         | matheusmoreira wrote:
         | So true. So many stories of highly efficient spreadsheets being
         | broken on purpose because it resulted in more work being
         | assigned to everyone. Lots of people learn to keep the
         | spreadsheet a secret so they can look like they're working
         | hard.
        
         | lkbm wrote:
         | fwiw, this is actually originally from 1995:
         | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/08/17
        
           | dmitryminkovsky wrote:
           | Oh okay that makes a lot more sense. Thanks so much, I'd been
           | wondering.
        
             | tim333 wrote:
             | Incidentally the GoComics series starts from 1985/11/18
             | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1985/11/18
             | 
             | and runs to 1995/12/31
             | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/12/31
             | 
             | and then loops back to the start. To convert today date in
             | GoComics to the original subtract 10955 days. I wasted
             | quite a lot of time figuring that.
        
         | trynton wrote:
         | "Bill Hicks on advertising"
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gd01vfKfr0
        
       | AnimalMuppet wrote:
       | Slightly off topic: A shout-out from the wonderful _Schlock
       | Mercenary_ web comic: https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-04-08
       | 
       | (Context: Set in the 31st century. The lady who says "That was
       | _Watterson_ studied ancient Earth memetics.)
        
       | jodrellblank wrote:
       | On the origins of the current world wide web:
       | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1993/02/11
       | 
       | (Substitute Medium.com, web blogs, SEO, clickbait news, essays,
       | etc. as your cynicism feels inclined)
        
       | nvarsj wrote:
       | I can strongly recommend buying the complete Calvin and Hobbes
       | collection off of Amazon. Especially if you have kids.
       | 
       | I bought this when my son was around 7 and he absolutely devoured
       | the books. He's older now but still goes back and reads them over
       | again, giggling all the way. I love when he recites me his
       | favorite strips, because they are all hilarious - usually
       | involving interactions between Calvin and his dad.
       | 
       | I think Bill Watterson's comedy is completely on point and as
       | relevant today as it was when he wrote the comics - providing
       | insight into the interactions of family, school, and growing up
       | while making you laugh. He's a comedic genius in my opinion.
        
       | greypowerOz wrote:
       | hugged to death? 6pm sat 13th feb australian eastern summer time
       | 
       | (7:00 am Saturday, 13 February 2021 UTC)
        
       | gramakri wrote:
       | One of my favorites -
       | https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2019/04/07
        
       | dsr_ wrote:
       | It has some duplications.
       | 
       | Search for "goons". 10 comics will show up. The first and last
       | are actually the same one.
        
       | hermitwriter wrote:
       | HN killed it.
        
       | dr_dshiv wrote:
       | Bill Watterson lives in my hometown. I saw him take the garbage
       | out once. I shall never forget that day.
        
         | abledon wrote:
         | I'd love to hear what he has to say about modern life, esp
         | about social media
        
           | treesrule wrote:
           | I think he specifically does not want you to know what he
           | thinks about these things.
        
             | chmod600 wrote:
             | Is it really a secret? Calvin and Hobbes contains a ton of
             | relevant commentary. Just the amount of time Calvin spends
             | outside tells you something.
             | 
             | He probably would leave it as observation rather than
             | presciption, like most humorists.
        
               | faeyanpiraat wrote:
               | I think it also has to do with not wanting to
               | accidentally ruin the legacy, like some of the successful
               | tv series do with their last season.
        
               | sp332 wrote:
               | It's not secret, more like private. He quit because he
               | didn't like being a celebrity and having people pry at
               | his personal life.
        
               | throwawayboise wrote:
               | Kids spending a lot of time outside was quite normal in
               | the 1980s. There wasn't much to do inside. Even more so
               | when Watterson was himself a child, which is probably
               | what inspired a lot of his cartoons.
        
             | abledon wrote:
             | i know, thats why i want to know so bad !
        
         | redshirtrob wrote:
         | Here's my favorite little bit of Bill Watterson trivia.
         | 
         | He's from the Cleveland area. He attended Kenyon College in
         | Ohio. As he arrived, another famous cartoonist Jim Borgman, who
         | is from the Cincinnati area, was just graduating.
         | 
         | Borgman went on to work at the Cincinnati Enquirer and won a
         | Pulitzer in '91. Watterson was inspired by Borgmam's political
         | cartoons and worked at the Cincinnati Post for a while. The
         | Post fired Watterson and eventually we got "Calvin and Hobbes."
         | 
         | So, two giants of cartooning in the 80's and 90's just missed
         | each other at a small liberal arts school in the middle of
         | Ohio, briefly worked at competing papers in the same city, then
         | went on to reach the pinnacle of their craft, albeit quite
         | differently.
         | 
         | I'm amazed by these little quirks of life.
        
       | julienfr112 wrote:
       | so good !
       | http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
        
       | univalent wrote:
       | Very cool. Searched for 'Christmas' and read the strips that are
       | charged with emotion.
        
       | joshuaengler wrote:
       | Unfortunately it's down and doesn't work.
        
       | canada_dry wrote:
       | Be interesting to know how the searchable text was gathered?
       | 
       | OCR'd the paper and/or web versions of each comic??
       | 
       | Also be interesting to know how much revenue this generates (via
       | amazon linked purchases).
       | 
       | Doing others (e.g. Peanuts and Mad Magazine) in a similar fashion
       | would sure make it easy to find the perfect cartoon for any
       | occasion!
        
       | kasey_junk wrote:
       | The hero we need
        
       | NiceWayToDoIT wrote:
       | I typed "pepermint" and got Warning: mysql_connect(): User
       | yingling_sandbox already has more than 'max_user_connections'
       | active connections in
       | /home/content/41/5598741/html/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.php
       | on line 10 Unable to connect to database! Please try again later.
        
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