[HN Gopher] RFC 1178: Choosing a name for your computer (1990)
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       RFC 1178: Choosing a name for your computer (1990)
        
       Author : rdpintqogeogsaa
       Score  : 188 points
       Date   : 2021-02-07 10:25 UTC (12 hours ago)
        
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       | chewxy wrote:
       | I have named my machines after Doctor Who planets for the last 18
       | ish years. All new machines start as Gallifrey (workstation) or
       | TARDIS (laptop).
       | 
       | Then as they stop being my primary devices they get other planet
       | / ship names. The torrenting machine was suitably called Skaro.
       | :p
       | 
       | Two exceptions are my PiHole and OctoPi. The old PiHole used to
       | be called TimeLock but when I upgraded I didn't keep the name
        
       | ddtaylor wrote:
       | Kind of weird when it lists _names of killers_ as a theme name...
        
       | einpoklum wrote:
       | Brief summary of the RFC (to save you the read):
       | 
       | * Don't overload other terms already in common use.
       | 
       | * Don't choose a name after a project unique to that machine.
       | 
       | * Don't use your own name.
       | 
       | * Don't use long names.
       | 
       | * Avoid alternate spellings.
       | 
       | * Avoid domain names.
       | 
       | * Avoid domain-like names.
       | 
       | * Don't use antagonistic or otherwise embarrassing names.
       | 
       | * Don't use digits at the beginning of the name.
       | 
       | * Don't use non-alphanumeric characters in a name.
       | 
       | * Don't expect case to be preserved.
       | 
       | * Use words/names that are rarely used.
       | 
       | * Use theme names.
       | 
       | * Use real words.
       | 
       | * Don't worry about reusing someone else's hostname.
       | 
       | * There is always room for an exception.
        
       | rphln wrote:
       | The naming scheme I settled on for my devices was using ship
       | names from World War 2.
       | 
       | - Device size and computing power maps roughly to the ship size:
       | my desktop is named after a battleship, while my Kindle is named
       | after a destroyer.
       | 
       | - Servers are always named after carriers. It just made sense to
       | me somehow.
       | 
       | - Like the warships, the names can eventually get reused as the
       | devices are replaced.
        
       | curtis3389 wrote:
       | I use the wordlist from Oren Tirosh's mnemonic encoding project:
       | http://web.archive.org/web/20090918202746/http://tothink.com...
       | 
       | I can't find the post that linked it, but it had a very nice
       | scheme.
       | 
       | EDIT: found it: https://mnx.io/blog/a-proper-server-naming-
       | scheme/
       | 
       | EDIT2: one-liner to get a random word from the file:
       | 
       | cat wordlist.txt | tail -n +2 | sed -E 's/\s*(\w+)\s+/\1\n/g' |
       | sed -E '/^$/d' | shuf -n 1
       | 
       | i.e. <print file> | <skip first line> | <split lines into words>
       | | <remove empty lines> | <choose random line>
        
         | devoutsalsa wrote:
         | Once I was moved to a new team at work, and the team leader
         | really wanted a team name. I generated like 5 or 10 words from
         | /usr/share/dict/words, one of which was profanity. I could tell
         | that everyone liked Team Profanity, but no one was brave enough
         | to adopt it. I really wish we had, because there was much
         | cursing on that team.
        
           | freedomben wrote:
           | Minor correction: path is /usr/share/dict/words
        
             | devoutsalsa wrote:
             | Thanks, fixed.
        
         | gspr wrote:
         | I use animals, mostly. Except any ARM-based device _must_ be
         | named after a limb or a part of a limb that is not an arm. It
         | must.
        
           | xtiansimon wrote:
           | I use food. Abstract, but also memorable.
        
             | kps wrote:
             | Personally -- since we're all chiming in -- I use elements.
             | My fallback DNS is a periodic table.
        
               | salamander014 wrote:
               | Please tell me you assign IP addresses based on atomic
               | weight!
               | 
               | This might be the coolest thing I've read all year...
        
               | [deleted]
        
             | logifail wrote:
             | Back at Uni we got four new workstations so obviously I
             | named them 'death', 'war', 'famine' and 'pestilence'. Then
             | shortly after we added a fifth, it ended up being
             | 'mayhem'.*
             | 
             | Some time later we got two more boxen and the female
             | members of our research group were given the job of naming
             | them, and we ended up with 'itchy' and 'scratchy'...
             | 
             | * for the Pratchett readers I was wrong, it should of
             | course have been 'Kaos'...
        
         | luckman212 wrote:
         | Here's a more concise version, minus a few forks!
         | sed "$((RANDOM % 1632 + 1))q;d" words.txt
         | 
         | Grab this cleaned wordlist with 1 word per line:
         | wget http://nerab.github.io/wordlist/words.txt
        
         | jsanders9 wrote:
         | I use the method in 'a proper naming' scheme linked here and am
         | very happy with it. It solves all the problems mentioned in
         | other threads here.
         | 
         | It is fairly straightforward to incorporate into your
         | infrastructure as code workflow for managing your "cattle".
        
         | throw0101a wrote:
         | > _EDIT: found it:https://mnx.io/blog/a-proper-server-naming-
         | scheme/_
         | 
         | One problem I see, specifically for the environment, is that
         | "dev" is now a TLD ( _thanks Google!_ ), so you have to be
         | careful should you try to do a short cut like "web01.dev" you
         | may get a surprise depending on your _resolv.conf_ :
         | 
         | * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.dev
         | 
         | Lots of 'generic' TLDs now thanks to ICANN:
         | 
         | * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_top-
         | level_dom...
         | 
         | There's both ".accountant" and ".accountants".
         | 
         | The article describes geographic sub-domains, and uses "nyc" as
         | an example, but that's a TLD now as well. It may be better to
         | use UN/LOCODE as a starting point:
         | 
         | * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UN/LOCODE
         | 
         | If you don't need down to the city/municipal level, then ISO
         | 3166-2 may be useful (<nation><hyphen><subnational>):
         | 
         | * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3166-2
        
       | tyingq wrote:
       | Resource tags, like the ones supported by Vmware, AWS, and other
       | cloud providers would be more important to me than a server name.
       | I suppose for old-school bare-metal on-prem, you could put tags
       | in DNS TXT records and some database.
        
       | dehrmann wrote:
       | On thing I've seen work well for corporate networks is use a
       | different domain for infra than for public-facing servers.
        
       | jjice wrote:
       | For personal machines I use fiction locations from media I enjoy.
       | My laptop is Hyrule, my desktop is Konoha, and my Pi is
       | MotherBase, but I spell mine all lowercase.
       | 
       | For servers I use for my roommates and I (Jellyfin and the like),
       | we name them after the quirky students that go to our university
       | that we appreciate.
        
       | walrus01 wrote:
       | Based on the long response time, I think we've hugged the IETF
       | httpd to death which is somewhat funny considering who runs it.
        
       | hoppla wrote:
       | For some reason, when doing a fresh OS install, the hostname step
       | is the bottleneck and takes too long to complete. Distros should
       | really prioritize optimizing this part of the installer!
        
       | KineticLensman wrote:
       | > Certain sets are finite, such as the seven dwarfs. When you
       | order your first seven computers, keep in mind that you will
       | probably get more next year.
       | 
       | We ran into this years ago when we named our machines after the
       | Marx Brothers. We started out with Harpo, Groucho and Zeppo. When
       | two more arrived, we used Chico and Gummo. IIRC we added Karl,
       | Deutsche, Skid, Birth and Spencer before giving in and adopting a
       | proper 'cattle not pets' convention (which, by the way, isn't
       | covered by TFA).
        
         | yorwba wrote:
         | > a proper 'cattle not pets' convention (which, by the way,
         | isn't covered by TFA).
         | 
         | It is:
         | 
         | ...
         | 
         |  _Of course, they could have called the second one "shop2" and
         | so on. But then one is really only distinguishing machines by
         | their number. You might as well just call them "1", "2", and
         | "3". The only time this kind of naming scheme is appropriate is
         | when you have a lot of machines and there are no reasons for
         | any human to distinguish between them. For example, a master
         | computer might be controlling an array of one hundred
         | computers. In this case, it makes sense to refer to them with
         | the array indices._
        
           | majewsky wrote:
           | Remember that this was written in 1990. Kubernetes wasn't
           | around back then.
        
       | gorgoiler wrote:
       | Computer names are like function names. The edge of your system
       | _needs good names_.
       | 
       | The ones in the middle can quite happily be anonymous / referred
       | to only by their address.
        
       | mrweasel wrote:
       | This kind of naming is fine for small projects, and personal
       | setups. In professional settings I would suggest using
       | descriptive names and rely more on DNS.
       | 
       | It's not that I don't enjoy fun and personal naming schemes, it's
       | just that it's a constant annoyance when dealing with a large
       | number of different systems.
       | 
       | We've been hired to deal with different companies, who picks some
       | random naming, cars, athletes, plants, cities and so on and it's
       | confusing as hell. How am I suppose to remember that Ford and
       | Volvo are your two web servers? Now I need to maintain a list
       | mappings for your servers and look them up every time I need to
       | change your web configuration. Just call them prod-
       | web01.company.com and prod-web02.company.com, it's fine and
       | everyone will be able to guess what those servers do.
       | 
       | You can also do web01.prod.company.com and
       | web01.test.company.com, but while it looks cleaner (and I
       | personally prefer it) is does hide the "prod" or "test" in most
       | shells, so you constantly need to check that you're not messing
       | with a production box.
        
         | alexjplant wrote:
         | Cute naming schemes are a holdover from the days of physical
         | servers when location, function, etc were subject to change so
         | an immutable machine name couldn't contain them. Now that most
         | things are virtual and easily created/destroyed there's no good
         | reason _not_ to name functionally. The most common refrain I've
         | heard in defense of these archaic naming practices is that "we
         | don't want the hackers to know which server does what" but if
         | they've managed to get your root DNS zone file or a shell on a
         | box then you're already pretty far gone anyway (not to mention
         | that nmap exists). All it does is impede productivity and
         | create the illusion of security.
         | 
         | If you are dealing with assets in a physical environment then
         | obviously the above doesn't apply.
         | 
         | As a side note: a long time ago (before I knew what I was
         | doing) I ran a Windows Server environment for my dad's
         | business. The main server was Jake and the off-site backup was
         | Elwood.
        
           | 1996 wrote:
           | > Now that most things are virtual and easily
           | created/destroyed there's no good reason _not_ to name
           | functionally.
           | 
           | Uh, my servers with at least 256G of RAM and a raid60 of more
           | drives than you have virtual machines can't easily be moved
           | around.
           | 
           | > If you are dealing with assets in a physical environment
           | then obviously the above doesn't apply.
           | 
           | Yes, baremetal, the only way to guarantee performance!
        
             | oarsinsync wrote:
             | > Yes, baremetal, the only way to guarantee performance!
             | 
             | Single function bare metal, that is. At which point, the
             | boring functional naming scheme re-applies easily.
             | 
             | If you're running multiple different functions on a single
             | box, how are you guaranteeing any performance for any
             | single function? How does that differ from using a
             | hypervisor with similar limiting features?
        
         | marcosdumay wrote:
         | You'll need a mapping for the server names anyway. If you have
         | a large datacenter, I hope it's stored as configuration of your
         | infrastructure as code tool, if it's small, you won't need to
         | check it every time.
         | 
         | Anyway, is prod-web01 that server with an outdated web server
         | that you keep because of that one system that couldn't migrate,
         | the one with a Java server that runs those proprietary tools,
         | the one with IIS that runs that FOSS code that the developer
         | decided to write in C#, the one supporting your main
         | applications or the one you insulated in a special network
         | because it hosts a powerful API that you don't want to expose?
        
         | jwalton wrote:
         | "prod-web02" implies that this is the second web server in a
         | cluster of web servers. That makes a lot of sense in 2021,
         | where "prod-web02" is likely an AWS instance or a docker VM
         | that is doing nothing but serving web pages, and which exists
         | in some cloud server where you will never see the physical
         | machine it is running on.
         | 
         | This was written in 1990, though, and there was no cloud, and
         | VMs were quite rare things, (and we had to walk to school
         | uphill, both ways, in the snow). Machines were physical things,
         | and no one had the budget to buy an entire computer to be the
         | second production web server - a machine ran a lot of different
         | daemons that did a lot of different things, and the roles and
         | responsibilities of a given physical piece of hardware would
         | change as time went on. Which is still true today, but today
         | it's just that a machine runs a lot of docker containers
         | instead of running a lot of daemons, and we don't care where
         | the docker containers are running, whereas back then we very
         | much cared what machine it was running on, because sometimes we
         | had to go to that machine and reboot it or kick it or install
         | more RAM.
         | 
         | At the time, I was working at Alcatel (before it was Alacatel-
         | Lucent, before that became Nokia), on a 450Gbps switch which
         | was used for things like routing satellite TV feeds or handling
         | distribution from big fiber backhauls, or running LANe for
         | small nations. On the third floor, we had several racks of
         | these switches in "the lab" which we used for testing and
         | development work. While you could push a new software load from
         | the comfort of your desk, if you borked things badly enough
         | you'd sometimes have to go downstairs and plug a serial cable
         | into the front of the control card so you could go poke around
         | and force the card into a sane state.
         | 
         | So, when a new hire came in, they might say, "Hey mrweasel, I
         | uploaded a bad load to Spock, and it's stuck in a boot loop.
         | Where can I find that physical machine?" And you'd say, "Head
         | down to the third floor, turn left out of the elevators, walk
         | to the second last row of racks. On your left there should be
         | switches named "Picard", "Riker", "Deana", etc..., and on your
         | right should be "Kirk", "McCoy", and friends. Spock is third on
         | the right between McCoy and Uhuru."
         | 
         | That conversation is way more confusing if all of these
         | machines are named "test01-test20". You couldn't even name them
         | that - there were lots of different products in different areas
         | of the lab, so you'd need the product name in there, and they'd
         | be "rsp7670-test01" through "rsp7670-test20".
         | 
         | And, when you want to push a new build from your desk, it's way
         | less likely you'll mistype "picard" when you want to update
         | "data", but it's quite easy to accidentally clobber
         | "rsp7670-test05" when you mean to overwrite "rsp7670-test06",
         | which was sure to summon an angry developer to your desk asking
         | why you just killed their 48 hour validation testing, 45 hours
         | in.
        
           | tssva wrote:
           | "or running LANe for small nations."
           | 
           | I had the joy of working on several ATM to the desktop campus
           | networks using LANE and an ATM WAN using LANE to connect
           | several thousand locations for an organization belonging to a
           | large nation state. Thanks for triggering some horrible
           | memories. ;)
        
             | jwalton wrote:
             | I spent an entire weekend, dialed in by modem from Canada
             | to a certain oil exporting middle eastern country, trying
             | to figure out why the control plane for the ATM WAN that
             | ran LANE for all their hospitals and 911 services was down.
             | Fun times. :P
        
         | p_l wrote:
         | Functional names for servers are IMHO one of the worst possible
         | options, because functions drift over time.
         | 
         | Have individual hw named in unique way that isn't related to
         | functionality it runs, then use CNAMEs specific to
         | functionality - i.e. never point a DNS client at
         | "freddy.dc.somecorp.com", you point it at
         | "dns01.dc.somecorp.com".
         | 
         | The decision on what machines need unique names, not just
         | pseudorandom IDs or similar crap, is well described by another
         | comment here https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26054487 -
         | which I like to put as "named systems are the systems you care
         | about"
         | 
         | In fact, I'll go with seemingly unpopular opinion that there
         | are only pets, never cattle. The pets just happen to have
         | components, but at some level of the stack you're hitting a
         | precious pet. Even if said pet is "us-east-1 Lambda service"
        
           | spenczar5 wrote:
           | > I'll go with seemingly unpopular opinion that there are
           | only pets, never cattle.
           | 
           | This is emphatically not true beyond a certain point, perhaps
           | around 500 boxes or so. My last job involved working on a
           | fleet of about 15,000 hosts; I can promise that extremely few
           | of the servers were precious pets. They really were cattle,
           | and we would blow away and reimage them into different
           | functions (with hostnames matching the function) moderately
           | frequently.
        
             | p_l wrote:
             | Ehh, it's actually a topic for a yet-unfinished article of
             | mine, but note that I pointed that "us-east-1 lambda
             | service" is still a pet.
             | 
             | In the case you described, whatever drives the replacement
             | system is the pet - the so-called cattle are just
             | "components" that became interchangeable for the bigger
             | "pet" system. As another commented called it, you need good
             | names at the edge - where the edge for me is the level
             | where you care about the system. We used to care about
             | individual components of a computer and those would be
             | effectively "pets" of the time. Nowadays, you do not give
             | name to a DIMM in your server nor take extra care to ensure
             | it works. And so on, till you reach the level you actually
             | have to care, and that's where you need to name it (IMO)
             | because that's your pet, even if it's composed of what
             | people call cattle.
             | 
             | As for hostnames matching functions - I found much more use
             | when making hostnames reflect basic type of hw and physical
             | location, and would keep the name as long as the location
             | didn't change. The rest depended on what functions were
             | currently applied to the machine.
        
           | geofft wrote:
           | Why can't you rename the host if its function changes? Like
           | if "the 1U box with asset tag XY1Z234" goes from being a web
           | server to a DB server, why not reinstall it and call it db03?
           | 
           | I think the approach of naming the host "freddy" works for
           | small installations (and all installations in 1990 were
           | small), where reinstalling a single server is a manual
           | process and impacts your capacity, and where humans remember
           | "Oh, freddy is the one with a very large hard drive." If
           | you've got any sort of automation, let alone virtualization,
           | you should be keeping facts about hardware somewhere other
           | than people's heads and so you can index them by the actual
           | identity of the hardware - the fact that web04 had a large
           | disk last year is remembered by a field on your inventory
           | entry for XY1Z234, not by any human. And reinstalling web04
           | as db02 is just a matter of running a script from the comfort
           | of your work-from-home laptop - certainly no need to visit
           | the datacenter.
           | 
           | I think this lines up with your point about pets being higher
           | levels of abstraction - I wouldn't point any DNS client at
           | dns01, since that's a specific server, I'd point it at a
           | virtual IP that can be bound (possibly multicast) by any
           | dnsNN server that happens to be up. That virtual IP is the
           | pet and the API surface, and it belongs to no actual server.
        
             | p_l wrote:
             | Maybe it depends on how big pockets one used to have, and
             | how willing one was to follow vendors jealously declaring
             | their software should be the only thing running on the
             | server.
             | 
             | In my experience, unless a server was a VM host (or, these
             | days, k8s cluster), it was rare that it would be single
             | function. We just didn't have the money to allow such waste
             | of resources. So unless you had single-software with enough
             | requirements to hog the whole box (usually DB servers),
             | then everything tended to have multiple functions, and
             | reimaging was rarer event.
             | 
             | So I prefer to have "Freddy the web serving system", which
             | might contain several machines named in style of
             | _R04-24.SFO.i.contoso.com_ ;) - because  "freddy the web
             | serving system" is the part that I care, and individual
             | components enter everyday care only in the metrics of
             | capacity planning dashboard.
        
           | mrweasel wrote:
           | There is a good point to the drift of functions. You just
           | need to run this one thing, and you do have that server which
           | could just run it. It's a very real thing.
           | 
           | Where I see this most often is with companies that place a
           | unusual high cost on servers, virtual machines or containers.
           | In those cases I normally just application servers, that's a
           | good a description as any. The only difference is that I
           | won't thing twice about deleting a server called app01 and
           | recreate it using Ansible, Puppet, docker-compose or whatever
           | deployment tool that customer uses.
           | 
           | In my mind there aren't "pets" any more, and if there is
           | that's a mistake that needs to be corrected. The customers I
           | deal with who have pet servers are the most dysfunctional and
           | the ones with the most challenges, both technically and
           | organisational.
        
       | Nvorzula wrote:
       | Some time ago I got into the habit of naming my home network
       | after Pokemon that I happen to thought fit well. My Windows
       | desktop is Charizard and it's Ubuntu dual boot is DarkCharizard.
       | My fileserver/Docker box is Metagross. My wireless SSID is
       | Raichu, my laptop is Pikachu, and my phone is Pichu. And so on.
        
       | pawelmi wrote:
       | Two hardest problems in IT: naming, cache invalidation and off by
       | one.
        
       | rgj wrote:
       | Best naming scheme I ever saw was at Harbinger in the late
       | nineties. They used the periodic system. The last octet of the IP
       | address corresponded to the atomic number, and you could use the
       | full element name, or the abbreviation. So carbon.harbinger.com
       | was x.x.x.6 and c.harbinger.com was a CNAME to carbon. oxygen or
       | o was .8 etcetera.
        
         | zoomablemind wrote:
         | > So carbon.harbinger.com was x.x.x.6 and c.harbinger.com was a
         | CNAME to carbon. oxygen or o was .8 etcetera.
         | 
         | No wonder helium was mostly hanging ...
         | 
         | Sorry, could not resist. It is a clever naming scheme. At one
         | site a client used names from The Three Stooges, then they got
         | the 6th server (exhausting the list of the lead characters).
        
         | koolba wrote:
         | When you split a workload from one to multiple machines, would
         | it have to follow the rules of fission to decide where to run
         | it?
        
       | shagie wrote:
       | One company that I worked at... while the hardware people had
       | their boring "r17s4ad" type name (rack 17, shelf 4, application,
       | development), our team used the naming scheme of Caribbean
       | islands. This worked rather well.
       | 
       | Unfortunately, I only remember the test and production server
       | names. The test systems were "Trinidad" and "Tobago". The
       | production systems where "Nevis" and "Nassau" (the app started
       | with an 'N').
       | 
       | The thing that made this work really well was that the first
       | syllable hinted on what the rest of the word would be and then
       | everything beyond that reinforced that you read it right. This
       | even was the case that foreign accents, while slightly off still
       | reinforced the "you heard this right".
       | 
       | The machines _also_ had names of "test01" and "test02" or
       | similar... but we (as devs) never used those names because you
       | had to listen to the end of it to be sure that you had the right
       | machines.
        
       | pvinis wrote:
       | I've had a nice scheme for naming my devices for a while. I have
       | a list of my devices here, with explanations.
       | https://pvin.is/post/my-device-naming-scheme
        
       | moonbug wrote:
       | what's tomorrow, a thread on last night's dreams? No one cares
       | how you name your computers.
        
       | diftraku wrote:
       | A long-time personal favourite naming scheme of mine has been
       | Pokemons (and by extension, Digimons).
       | 
       | There's a good selection, it's pretty varied and there's no
       | shortage of em (assuming you don't exceed 100-200 new systems in
       | a 3 year period). This also has an accidental side-benefit of not
       | being tasked to name new hosts at work, unless your really want
       | to call the new database server Stufful, for example.
       | 
       | Another thing to keep in mind with more descriptive hostnames
       | like `database`, is to serialize them from the start. It's a very
       | minor thing but after you have three hosts with one of them
       | missing the serialization, it's going to stand out like a sore
       | thumb and it could be a major undertaking on changing that name
       | where it's used.
       | 
       | When it comes to project names, there is a certain level of
       | permanence that name (or codename) is going to have. Once chosen,
       | that name will be thrown around in the codebase almost
       | universally. The same does apply to the hostnames, at least in
       | part when it comes to configuration files (and by extension,
       | certain hard-coded hostnames that could linger around in the code
       | years after the host in question has been decommissioned).
        
         | MauranKilom wrote:
         | > When it comes to project names, there is a certain level of
         | permanence that name (or codename) is going to have. Once
         | chosen, that name will be thrown around in the codebase almost
         | universally. The same does apply to the hostnames, at least in
         | part when it comes to configuration files (and by extension,
         | certain hard-coded hostnames that could linger around in the
         | code years after the host in question has been decommissioned).
         | 
         | Or, as told by xkcd: https://xkcd.com/910/
        
       | intrasight wrote:
       | I am fondly recollecting my time as an undergraduate at CMU in
       | the 80s. All the machines were named from cities and towns in
       | Pennsylvania. Old-school bare-metal on-prem indeed. That time has
       | largely passed as machines are ephemeral. Functional names make
       | more sense now.
        
       | jlgaddis wrote:
       | At the risk of showing my age...
       | 
       | In my own private home lab -- which has grown way too large -- I
       | like using names of the Garbage Pail Kids [0] as hostnames.
       | 
       | There's a few benefits to this naming scheme, when dealing with
       | physical machines at least: 1) you can usually find a name that
       | suits the "temperament" of the particular host and 2) you can
       | tape the trading card to the host (or the rack, next to it) to
       | make finding / identifying it easier.
       | 
       | --
       | 
       | [0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_Pail_Kids
        
       | gbolcer wrote:
       | AT UCI, they chose Paris Metro stops. All of them were hard to
       | spell and pronounce, so we always made up shortened aliases.
        
       | acomjean wrote:
       | Like a lot of things, people can remember names of things better
       | than numbers. Genes for example, it's easier to remember their
       | names lz, wnt, than their associated gene Id number. But like
       | stars and many other things there are too many to give each a
       | unique name.
       | 
       | Naming can make sense, our old cluster was named after orchestra
       | parts. When you logged In you where placed on the lobby. The
       | machines where clustered (violin01, violin02, tuba01) and grouped
       | by function types (percussion were the web servers)
       | 
       | New cluster it's login01,login02 , the work cluster names I don't
       | remember...
        
         | cortesoft wrote:
         | On the other hand, I really hate code names for software
         | versions... I can never remember which name is which version. I
         | wish everyone would just say "16.04" and "18.04", that makes it
         | really obvious which version cam before the other one.
        
         | Macha wrote:
         | Why is percussion01 better than web01?
        
           | michaelmcdonald wrote:
           | I'm assuming (based on reading how they performed grouping)
           | that percussion01 didn't exist, but perhaps cymbal01 did
           | (since a cymbal is a type of percussion instrument).
           | Therefore cymbal01 would be a web server of sometime. The
           | benefit to naming it this way is you could have multiple
           | types of web servers (internal, dev, prod) and by using a
           | more generic name you could more easily change the function
           | of that web server (so cymbal servers could be dev, then move
           | to prod, without needing a name change).
        
             | cortesoft wrote:
             | My feeling, though, is that you care more about the
             | function of a machine than the physical machine itself. Why
             | not change the machine name when you change it's purpose?
             | There is no reason you need to know that the current prod
             | web server used to be the dev server.
        
       | rbanffy wrote:
       | Shameless plug: https://www.npmjs.com/package/nsaname
       | 
       | It probably needs updating. It's been a while since the last
       | large leak.
        
       | hyperrail wrote:
       | The weirdest naming scheme for computers I've seen is the one
       | used some years ago by my college: It named Linux workstations
       | after Linux kernel committers' email usernames!
       | 
       | There were the better-known folks like linus (Linus Torvalds [1])
       | and gregkh (Greg Kroah-Hartman [2]), but also relatively more
       | obscure people, like shemminger (Stephen Hemminger [3]) and
       | stelian (Stelian Pop [4]).
       | 
       | I didn't recognize most of those names at the time, but now that
       | I do, I wonder what those people would have thought about having
       | a large organization's computers named after them. A bit creeped
       | out, I would think.
       | 
       | [1] https://github.com/torvalds
       | 
       | [2] http://www.kroah.com/log/
       | 
       | [3] https://www.linkedin.com/in/networkplumber/
       | 
       | [4] https://www.popies.net
        
       | dls2016 wrote:
       | I use Simpsons character names for VMs: FatTony, SexyFlanders,
       | Krustofsky... never ending supply of names.
        
         | hlehmann wrote:
         | I've also always used Simpsons characters for my home machines.
         | So far I've gone through itchy, scratchy, krusty, blinky, moe,
         | and edna.
        
       | cy6erlion wrote:
       | Shameless plug, CLI for reading IETF RFCs.
       | https://github.com/cy6erlion/ietf
       | 
       | You will read this RFC like this:
       | 
       | $ ietf -n 1178
        
         | majewsky wrote:
         | Alternative method for Arch Linux: Install the `rfc` package,
         | then find the RFC at /usr/share/doc/rfc/txt/rfc1178.txt. A very
         | nice package to have installed when travelling far from an
         | internet connection.
        
         | metalliqaz wrote:
         | why not just $ ietf 1178 ?
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | [deleted]
        
       | krallja wrote:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Greek_mythological_fig...
       | has been good for naming my workstations for decades. Dual-boot
       | scenaria can use Roman/Greek names for the Mac/Windows or
       | Win/Linux "personalities" of the same physical machine.
        
         | rgj wrote:
         | I once almost got fired because my computer was called
         | aphrodite, the CTO had to demo my webapp, and he couldn't spell
         | it correctly.
        
       | indentit wrote:
       | > Nobody expects to learn much about a person by their name.
       | 
       | That's a good point, but humans are very different to computers -
       | machines (be they physical or virtual) are provisioned for a
       | specific purpose (even if that is to be "Fred's PC"), whereas
       | humans need time to grow and can decide for themselves what to do
       | as a career / what their hobbies will be, and change it any time.
       | 
       | But realistically, yes, the RFC is right that you may end up with
       | machines whose purpose changes or multiple machines have the same
       | purpose etc. But when they don't, it is much easier to have
       | meaningful names. If you will name them differently, then please
       | make sure all developers can access the list/mapping document and
       | it is kept updated. It's frustrating if you want to investigate
       | some production problems but end up looking at the wrong server's
       | logs because devops didn't tell anyone they moved an application
       | /website etc.
       | 
       | I like someone else's comment about app01 being easier to reason
       | about and recreate than something named more specifically, and in
       | the modern world, its easy to spin up a new docker instance or VM
       | so there's less need to "let's just add this small service on
       | that machine because it has spare capacity" (where capacity could
       | be CPU/RAM etc.)
        
       | IgorPartola wrote:
       | I use Harry Potter character names. There were hundreds of the
       | mentioned off hand in the books, so I usually use obscure ones.
       | They have the benefit of being easy to pronounce and spell:
       | Mafalda Hopkirk, Silvanus Kettleburn, Irma Pince, etc.
       | 
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Harry_Potter_charact...
        
         | RegW wrote:
         | All devices in our house are creatures: griphook, fawkes,
         | crookshanks, pigwidgeon, hedwig, aragog, firenze, grawp, etc.
        
           | IgorPartola wrote:
           | Nice! I usually do creatures for more appliance-type devices
           | and wizards for servers. But it is somewhat of an arbitrary
           | division.
        
       | mercora wrote:
       | for virtual machines i tend to use names that belong to some
       | other entity and call the hypervisor after that. for example
       | Saturn and its moons, Africa and its countries or some authors
       | and their works.
        
       | kuter wrote:
       | I was expecting this to be a April Fools RFC [0]. I was
       | disappointed when I checked the date.
       | 
       | [0]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day_Request_for..
       | .
        
         | DanBC wrote:
         | One of the nicest "hidden" RFCs is RFC2468.
         | 
         | https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2468
         | 
         | ("2 4 6 8, who do we appreciate")
        
         | modderation wrote:
         | On that note, I'm a bit surprised that RFC 2100 [1] hasn't seen
         | any mention. It's quite relevant to the topic at hand.
         | 
         | [1] The Naming of Servers https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2100
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | TickleSteve wrote:
         | Also "IP over avian carriers"
         | (https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1149)
         | 
         | (IP via pigeons).
        
           | throw0101a wrote:
           | In 2009 someone found that a pigeon was faster at
           | transferring data than their ISP:
           | 
           | * https://www.wired.com/2009/09/in-africa-a-pigeon-
           | transfers-d...
           | 
           | * http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8248056.stm
           | 
           | * https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-11325452
        
           | kuter wrote:
           | Frame Format                  The IP datagram is printed, on
           | a small scroll of paper, in        hexadecimal, with each
           | octet separated by whitestuff and blackstuff.        The
           | scroll of paper is wrapped around one leg of the avian
           | carrier.        A band of duct tape is used to secure the
           | datagram's edges.  The        bandwidth is limited to the leg
           | length.  The MTU is variable, and        paradoxically,
           | generally increases with increased carrier age.  A
           | typical MTU is 256 milligrams.  Some datagram padding may be
           | needed.             Upon receipt, the duct tape is removed
           | and the paper copy of the        datagram is optically
           | scanned into a electronically transmittable        form.
        
       | lamontcg wrote:
       | Over 5 years at working at Amazon (quite some time ago, I don't
       | know what they do now) and we happily violated "no domain names"
       | without any issue for linux servers. If you don't have linux
       | boxes that span different networks it doesn't cause a problem to
       | have server have one single domain name and have the hostname be
       | the same. Linux boxes aren't proper security devices or router so
       | don't use them as that and don't mutihome them. The routers and
       | switches were given short names. These RFCs simply don't capture
       | that there are rules you can adopt (and if you're big enough --
       | which is not terribly big) then you can discard some of these
       | suggestions completely. There is not a one-size-fits-all. I
       | ignored this RFC's suggestion at a fairly massive scale for 5
       | years and never had an issue.
       | 
       | Also don't fall into the trap of just assigning random serial
       | numbers to servers. I later worked somewhere that did this and it
       | makes it difficult to communicate about the servers in the middle
       | of outages. I've had communication issues where I've been talking
       | to another engineer and I was using the first hex digits of the
       | server name and they were using the last as shortcuts and we
       | thought we were logged into different servers and it was the same
       | one. You hardly ever want humans dealing with your server names,
       | but when humans do need to use your server names it is one of the
       | times that really matter because shit is on fire.
       | 
       | Group them by single purpose of what the cluster does with some
       | kind of incrementing number. The idea to use theme names and not
       | "project" names is also deeply 100% wrong. When you have 100,000s
       | of servers you run out of theme names and you'll fail to remember
       | the name schemes in the middle of an outage. Name them after what
       | the servers do, and keep them more or less reflecting their
       | purpose. Consider carefully some kind of numbering scheme to keep
       | the short names unique across datacenters so you don't have a
       | dozen foo-101 servers. You may want to use incrementing serial
       | numbers for both datacenters and cluster members or something so
       | "foo-1-101" and number your datacenters (or logical cluster
       | number if you're really big and stamp them out 30,000 at a time
       | or something).
       | 
       | Oh right this is the RFC from 1990. Yeah, shit has changed, this
       | RFC needs to evolve.
       | 
       | Back in 1990 when this was written a single system admin hand
       | managing 20-30 servers was a lot. Web didn't exist. I can't
       | recall any kind of load balancing or much clustering. You might
       | have SunOS boxes running RIP doing routing across internal
       | subnets that were 10baseT. NAT and firewalls weren't used much at
       | all and servers would just sit on public IPs. This RFC is
       | prehistoric.
        
         | 1996 wrote:
         | > Oh right this is the RFC from 1990. Yeah, shit has changed,
         | this RFC needs to evolve.
         | 
         | Like, don't name your MX wolfsschanze. It may cause problems
         | with cancel culture raging on.
        
       | bombcar wrote:
       | Given that it seems you don't upgrade Linux Instalaciones between
       | major revisions - I use short names that are unique in the first
       | character or two and code the os/version. Sure it doesn't scale
       | much but I don't have many servers and ssh u<tab> gets me where I
       | need to be.
        
       | sillysaurusx wrote:
       | We had to solve this problem for our TPU management system:
       | https://www.tensorfork.com/tpus
       | 
       | The most sensible naming scheme for us was to distinguish them by
       | index. But there were two important differences: TPUs have many
       | sizes, which means some are larger than others; if you're using a
       | v3-256, you're very likely the only researcher doing so. They are
       | also distinguished by type; v3 is more powerful than v2. Finally,
       | they are region-based; the less powerful v2's are in the US,
       | whereas the v3 fleet is mainly EU based.
       | 
       | That led to the convention of tpu-v3-8-euw4a-1,
       | tpu-v2-256-usc1a-0, and so on.
       | 
       | The "tpu-" prefix might seem redundant, but I find it's helpful
       | in conversation. That's a personal preference though, and if I
       | had to do it again I'd probably drop the tpu- prefix entirely.
       | 
       | I found this scheme was horrible for VMs though. TPUs are often
       | used for specific training runs, and the scheme above is easily
       | added to bash files / config scripts. But for VMs, you're often
       | SSH'ing into them all the time.
       | 
       | Ultimately we started naming the VMs after the researchers who
       | originally needed them. Our current primary training box is
       | song.tensorfork.com, named after researcher songpeng who it was
       | created for. So the SSH scheme was pleasant:
       | song@song.tensorfork.com for him, shawn@song.tnesorfork.com for
       | me, arfa@, aydao@, etc.
       | 
       | When arfa neded a VM, I simply named it arfa.
       | 
       | All other more complicated naming schemes failed with time. No
       | one (including me) could remember long VM names, let alone ones
       | with numbers in them.
       | 
       | The other scheme that persisted was to use anime characters, as
       | emersion mentioned. Tensorfork itself runs off of vegeta, which
       | is my personal Hetzner server. "goku" was one of our primary
       | workhorses at one point, due to its large VM size.
       | 
       | Our final two VMs are named "test" and "nuck", which also seem to
       | work quite well (much to my surprise). "Is test down?" is almost
       | completely unambiguous. And it's easy to remember which one is
       | which: "nuck" is in Canada, so therefore "test" is the one in
       | europe.
       | 
       | A pattern emerges here: most of our VM names are _short, four-
       | letter identifiers_ : arfa, song, test, nuck, goku, with vegeta
       | being the standout. All other conventions failed with time.
        
       | emersion wrote:
       | Use anime character names. That way you have an excuse to collect
       | cute artwork for these machines.
        
         | jjice wrote:
         | That's a great scheme. I hope that one day amongst the
         | university computer labs named for Greek/Roman mythology or
         | rock artists, we have a lab of anime characters. At least at my
         | uni, I think a lot of people would get a kick out of that.
        
         | netflixandkill wrote:
         | It's easy to be nostalgic for the days of big iron servers or
         | clusters that were around for years as a sort of network
         | landmarks. We used to have dev and QA clusters named after
         | movie monsters and you'd get some great hallway conversations
         | about who was using Godzilla that week.
         | 
         | Made for great mascot toys and posters on the rack doors.
        
           | wazoox wrote:
           | A server can be around for years and years why being
           | different. For instance my main debian package server has
           | been "basson" since 2003. In 2003 it was a large, old SGI
           | server; later on it became a 1U rack server, that was
           | replaced a couple of times; nowadays it's a VM. But the
           | internal sources.list still points to "basson" :)
           | 
           | (My machines all have musical instrument names).
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | Or your robot vacuum cleaner! My nieces have various names - Oni,
       | Bob. Ours is named Puck.
        
       | thom wrote:
       | For personal stuff (and even early machines for some companies
       | which blurred the lines) I always chose the names of forests in
       | the Magic: the Gathering multiverse. I try and help keep this
       | page updated purely for that purpose:
       | 
       | https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Forest
       | 
       | These days, for work, it's just boring unambiguous stuff. I think
       | with more cloud infrastructure and the rarity of shared unix
       | servers with home directories for people, it's rare that I have
       | any emotional investment in a machine. They're basically soulless
       | now.
        
         | Etheryte wrote:
         | To date, Dryad Arbor is still one of the coolest cards in MtG,
         | simply because of both the simplicity and the universality of
         | its quote. When it came out, I was very surprised by the idea
         | that a land could also be a creature. These days we have way
         | wonkier mechanics, but that novelty along with the quote has a
         | special place in my heart.
        
           | thom wrote:
           | Yeah I'm always really sad it doesn't make it into the MTGO
           | cube.
        
             | bobbyi_settv wrote:
             | An opponent being able to remove one of your lands with
             | small creature removal or any ping effect or -1/-1 counter
             | is scary.
             | 
             | It sees play (I think) in Legacy and Commander where there
             | are a bunch of specific powerful ways to abuse it (e.g.,
             | combo off early with Arbor + Gaea's Cradle to generate a
             | bunch of mana), but you're not going to pull that off often
             | in cube, so it would mostly be a basic forest that your
             | opponent can easily remove.
        
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