[HN Gopher] Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or ...
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       Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had anything to
       do with
        
       Author : BerislavLopac
       Score  : 126 points
       Date   : 2021-02-07 09:42 UTC (13 hours ago)
        
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       | lou1306 wrote:
       | The misquote I find most laughable is
       | 
       | > It simply isn't an adventure worth telling if there aren't any
       | dragons
       | 
       | ...since, you know, Lord Of The Rings does not feature any
       | dragons! (The "fell beasts" that Nazguls ride are _not_ dragons,
       | not even close)
        
         | imperistan wrote:
         | Are you sure? There might be some references to them, even
         | though no living dragons appear as characters.
        
           | lou1306 wrote:
           | Of course Smaug does get referenced (in Fellowship, Frodo
           | actually meets Gloin, i.e. Gimli's dad and one of Bilbo's
           | fellow adventurers in The Hobbit). But still, it's fair to
           | say that there are no _actual_ dragons anywhere in LOTR.
        
         | fpgaminer wrote:
         | Ummm ... Smaug?
        
           | Steuard wrote:
           | That's _The Hobbit_. (I suppose Smaug gets mentioned here and
           | there in LotR, and Gandalf makes an entertaining firework
           | version of him...)
        
           | benhoyt wrote:
           | Smaug is in The Hobbit, a different adventure.
        
       | croissants wrote:
       | It seems to make people happy to attribute pithy, compassionate,
       | vaguely new-agey sentiments to prestigious writers. Another
       | example that comes to mind is the 13th-century Persian poet Rumi,
       | whose works have been... _reimagined_ in the last few decades [1]
       | into little things you can superimpose on a photo of a beach
       | sunset.
       | 
       | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleman_Barks
        
         | prox wrote:
         | Coleman Barks at least has a sense of rhyme, but when it comes
         | to the original Rumi, it is indeed very different. It's hard to
         | find good (accurate) Rumi translations,
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | jleyank wrote:
       | Well, when I was in college back then, I heard that Tolkien and
       | his friends were really into D&D. One long weekend, after
       | consuming too much, umm, "pipeweed", they had such a memorable
       | adventure that "we should write this down" kept coming up.
       | Tolkien, as he was a professor and so good with writing grant
       | requests, was given the assignment... And, as they say, the rest
       | is history.
        
       | vlunkr wrote:
       | I don't know what it says about me, but I've never heard any of
       | these before, with the exception of the misquoting of "not all
       | those who wander are lost"
        
       | cccc4all wrote:
       | I have one simple request. That is to have frickin sharks with
       | laser beams attached to their heads! -- JRR Tolkien (maybe)
        
       | einpoklum wrote:
       | My tower is the highest tower. And I have the best lamps. I have
       | the best Orcs!
       | 
       | And I don't want to hear your fake news about how I have no body.
       | Fake! ... Now, the folks at One Guldur Network, they're the kind
       | of people know how respect a leader.
       | 
       | And if you spite me, I will summon my loyal Nazgul: The Witch-
       | King, Khamul and Covfefe.
       | 
       | ----
       | 
       | (... Things I was expecting to read at the link.)
        
       | sixhobbits wrote:
       | https://web.archive.org/web/20210207094741/https://thetolkie...
        
       | Archelaos wrote:
       | "The trouble with the Internet is that you never know whether a
       | quotation is correct or not." (Leonardo da Vinci)
        
         | foreigner wrote:
         | lol
        
         | sn41 wrote:
         | A true visionary, accurate as always.
        
         | Quekid5 wrote:
         | "A witty saying proves nothing".                   - Voltaire
         | (or Einstein)
        
         | CyanDeparture wrote:
         | That is often attributed to Leonardo da Vinci, but it is
         | actually a quote from Abraham Lincoln.
        
           | dmd wrote:
           | I am getting really tired of correcting people on this, but,
           | once again - it was Konrad Zuse, but he was actually quoting
           | Radia Perlman.
        
             | dvtrn wrote:
             | An unexpected (and I thought humorous) Radia Perlman
             | reference, but a welcome one!
        
       | KineticLensman wrote:
       | As well as misplaced quotes, a lot or people like to identify
       | connections between places that Tolkien lived in or visited and
       | places in Middle Earth. Clearly, there are likely inspirations,
       | for example, young Tolkien's walking holiday in the Alps may have
       | informed some of his descriptions of the Misty Mountains, and
       | World War one battlefields may have inspired the Dead Marshes and
       | Mordor. But did 'The Hollies' park in Leeds [0], where Tolkien
       | was a professor, inspire Hollin, just outside the gates of Moria?
       | Who can say?
       | 
       | Incidentally, I have lived in two of the cities that Tolkien did:
       | Leeds and Bournemouth. As a post grad at Leeds University, the
       | small office (just east of the current Student Union building)
       | that I shared for a while had reputedly been used by Tolkien long
       | before I was born. We joked that it was the inspiration for the
       | damp, dark, twisty caves of the goblins in the Hobbit.
       | 
       | [Edit - just checked - Tolkien explicitly references his Swiss
       | walking tour as an inspiration for parts of the Misty Mountains]
       | 
       | [0] https://www.headingleyleeds.com/parks-hollies
       | 
       | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._R._Tolkien#Youth
        
         | p_l wrote:
         | I'd love if someone fact checked whether the salt mine of
         | Wieliczka was really the inspiration for Moria (the guides do
         | imply so, based AFAIK on a visit by Tolkien there). It does
         | seem to fall under the "likely inspiration" case (if you ever
         | visit Wieliczka, you'll get it :D)
        
           | KineticLensman wrote:
           | > salt mine of Wieliczka was really the inspiration for Moria
           | (the guides do imply so, based AFAIK on a visit by Tolkien
           | there)
           | 
           | Hmmm. Not heard this one. That said, I've read quite a lot of
           | Tolkien biographic material, and I'm not aware that he ever
           | visited southern Poland before writing the Lord of the Rings.
           | He wasn't particularly well travelled before he became
           | famous, and as far as I know he had only visited South Africa
           | (where he was born and left as a very young child),
           | Switzerland (walking holiday) and France (WW1) before the
           | bulk of the LOTR writing occurred. After 1939 a trip to
           | Wieliczka would have involved him entering a WW2 war zone or
           | crossing the Iron Curtain, something I'm certain he didn't do
           | before LOTR was published in 1955.
        
             | p_l wrote:
             | The suggestion was that he visited it on a trip before WW1,
             | possibly related to the Switzerland trip? And most
             | importantly, it would be marked as Austro-Hungary territory
             | at the time.
        
               | KineticLensman wrote:
               | > The suggestion was that he visited it on a trip before
               | WW1, possibly related to the Switzerland trip?
               | 
               | Again, I don't think so. I just re-read the relevant
               | chapter in Humphrey Carpenter's biography of Tolkien. The
               | 1911 Switzerland trip (when he was aged 19) was just
               | that; and the group of 12 returned to England as soon as
               | the walking was done.
        
               | p_l wrote:
               | I guess that it can be marked as untrue tale then. Pity,
               | because it really would fit ;)
        
           | inglor_cz wrote:
           | I visited Wieliczka and some visual similarities are striking
           | enough that the hypothesis that Wieliczka inspired at least
           | the _filmmakers_ of the series seems plausible to me.
           | 
           | But there is AFAIK no record of JRRT himself visiting there
           | and Poland would be a very untypical vacation destination of
           | a British guy in the interwar period.
        
           | randycupertino wrote:
           | Seeing the salt mines was one of my highlights of my trip to
           | Poland! On my tour any Tolkien connection or inspiration
           | wasn't mentioned, fwiw. Would love to go back when travel is
           | reopened.
        
         | 101008 wrote:
         | I may consider myself a Rowlingologist (because of JK Rowling),
         | and it is a constant fight. A lot of places in the UK claim to
         | have inspired JK Rowling, just because they are similar in the
         | way they were portrayed in the films (which is very different
         | from the books).
         | 
         | There is also the case of Livreria Lello, in Porto, Portugal,
         | who spent years claiming JK Rowling visited it and got inspired
         | for Hogwarts (they seem to have a similar staircase). They even
         | held a Harry Potter event with signed books (most of them fake,
         | probably the bookshop didnt know it, but they didnt do their
         | dilligence).
         | 
         | Fortunatelly, Rowling denied knowing that place at all on
         | Twitter [1], but as far as I know, the Livreria keeps telling
         | its visitor about Rowling connection.
         | 
         | The same happens in Edinburgh (JKR city for the last 30 years),
         | where if you do a tour, the guide will try to make a Harry
         | Potter connection on every corner. Which is not completely
         | true.
         | 
         | [1] https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1263377779338481665
        
           | andrepd wrote:
           | It's a gorgeous bookshop, regardless. Maybe with less Potter
           | tourism it will get a little less crowded ;)
        
             | schoen wrote:
             | When I went it was so busy that they required you to buy a
             | ticket to get in, which was refunded if you then bought a
             | book.
        
         | SideburnsOfDoom wrote:
         | The Drakensberg in South Africa (yes, the name does translate
         | as "Dragon Mountains") are sometimes cited as an inspiration to
         | Tolkien.
         | 
         | If this is accurate or not is another question, but a google of
         | "Tolkien Drakensberg" certainly shows that it is widely known.
        
           | KineticLensman wrote:
           | > The Drakensberg in South Africa ... are sometimes cited as
           | an inspiration to Tolkien.
           | 
           | Tolkien returned to England with his mother aged 3 and never
           | went back. Tolkien himself claimed "to have few memories of
           | South Africa, except for a vivid encounter with a large
           | spider, an experience he put to good use later in his
           | writing. The grave of his father, Arthur Tolkien, is still
           | identifiable in Bloemfontein's President Brand Cemetery" [0]
           | So probably not a big influence, if any.
           | 
           | [0] https://www.southafrica.net/gl/en/travel/article/jrr-
           | tolkien...
        
         | seany wrote:
         | There's literally a place called the shire in Malawi. (been
         | there, it's delightful)
        
           | Talanes wrote:
           | There are a lot of Shires.
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire
        
       | jmfldn wrote:
       | I didn't realise how many fake quotes he had attributed to him.
       | Reminds me a bit of the many fake Buddha quotes that do the
       | rounds. Some are obviously just the sort of guff you'd read on
       | Instagram hovering over a naff picture of a sunset. Others are
       | harder to detect and may be a subtle distortion or sloppy
       | transcription rather than a total fabrication.
       | 
       | Goes to show how sceptical we must be when reading things online,
       | even when they sound plausible. As the late great Abraham Lincoln
       | once said according to something I read recently... "The problem
       | with quotes found on the internet is that many simply are not
       | true".
        
         | notahacker wrote:
         | A related _quotes found on the internet_ subgenre is _quotes
         | which are actually real and correctly attributed but were a lot
         | less cool than they look over a naff picture of a sunset_
         | 
         | At the beginning of this century, speechwriters for a
         | struggling British Conservative Party leader gave him the line
         | "do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man" to try
         | to turn his dullness into a virtue. Media generally found it
         | amusing, he was greeted on his return to Parliament by shushing
         | from the opposition, and within the year he'd been replaced
         | without even being given the chance to lead his party into an
         | election.
         | 
         | But it was a pithy enough line to find its way onto
         | inspirational quote lists, and fifteen years later was
         | improbably adorning the Twitter profile of Colin Kaepernick
         | (complete with correct attribution to a politician Kaepernick
         | almost certainly hasn't paid any attention to, never mind been
         | inspired by). Can't wait for British civil rights icons to be
         | inspired by the words of Jeb Bush!
        
           | perl4ever wrote:
           | >Can't wait for British civil rights icons to be inspired by
           | the words of Jeb Bush!
           | 
           | "When the Women's March feminist organisation tweeted "Rest
           | in peace and power, Barbara Bush" to mark the 2018 death of
           | the conservative political matriarch, Twitter users
           | criticised the organisation harshly for abandoning its
           | radical beginnings"
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rest_in_power#cite_note-24
        
         | kergonath wrote:
         | Wait, wasn't it Churchill?
        
           | rchase wrote:
           | Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."
           | 
           | Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
           | 
           | -Apocryphal
        
         | eckesicle wrote:
         | "To make up an Oscar Wilde quote just add '- Oscar Wilde' at
         | the end" - Mark Twain
        
           | JJMcJ wrote:
           | Don't leave me out - Benjamin Franklin
        
             | a1369209993 wrote:
             | "85% of quotes on the internet are made up. - Abraham
             | Lincoln" (Actual quote*)
             | 
             | * y sn kr kn rk nln
        
       | theobeers wrote:
       | It's always fun to read about things that have come to be
       | believed about famous authors, without a basis in fact, whether
       | through hoaxes or by more innocent means.
       | 
       | The following line from the linked blog post stood out to me: "As
       | a Tolkienist I would love [for] many cities A, buildings B or
       | persons C to have some sort of link to my favourite author..."
       | 
       | That reminded me of the hoax surrounding a purported 1862 meeting
       | between Dickens and Dostoevsky, which came to light in the early
       | 2010s.[0] The story gained legs because of how badly many
       | Dickensians wanted to believe it. It was a less sentimental
       | Dostoevskian who took it upon himself to unravel the whole thing.
       | 
       | There has been some discussion on HN of the Dickens-Dostoevsky
       | affair.[1]
       | 
       | [0]: https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2013/07/true-
       | sto...
       | 
       | [1]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21150906
        
         | JoeAltmaier wrote:
         | One I read was Galileo visiting Harvard. Apparently they were
         | co-temporal (overlapped anyway; Harvard is _old_ ) and it would
         | have been possible during his house arrest, should friends have
         | spirited him to the New World.
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | bloak wrote:
         | The blog post currently says: "I would love a many cities". I
         | would guess that "a" should be replaced with "so" rather than
         | "for". Perhaps the author will correct it and we'll find out.
        
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