[HN Gopher] Tamale King: ecommerce website from 1990s
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       Tamale King: ecommerce website from 1990s
        
       Author : datelligence
       Score  : 94 points
       Date   : 2021-01-28 00:03 UTC (22 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.tamaleking.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.tamaleking.com)
        
       | brosinante wrote:
       | "90 day limited warranty guaranteed to be free from defects in
       | material and workmanship."
       | 
       | Is such a short warranty common in the states?
        
         | aparks517 wrote:
         | In my experience, 90 days is very common in B2B. Though I
         | wouldn't be surprised to learn that it varies by industry.
        
         | engineer_22 wrote:
         | Retail warranty is usually 1 year, but this is B2B.
        
       | piker wrote:
       | The counter element is interesting:
       | 
       | <img src="http://count.freeyellow.com/cgi-
       | shl/count.exe?df=tamaleking...." alt="**" nosave="" width="100"
       | height="30">
       | 
       | Interesting in that it calls a windows executable. Haven't seen
       | that before, although it of course makes sense in cgi-bin.
       | 
       | Also interesting are the headers returned by Apache:
       | 
       | HTTP/1.1 200 OK
       | 
       | Date: Thu, 28 Jan 2021 13:34:42 GMT
       | 
       | Content-Type: text/html
       | 
       | Content-Length: 14792
       | 
       | Connection: keep-alive
       | 
       | Server: Apache/2
       | 
       | Last-Modified: Sun, 30 Jan 2011 09:02:49 GMT
       | 
       | Cache-Control: max-age=3600
       | 
       | Accept-Ranges: bytes
       | 
       | Etag: "39c8-49b0c90420040"
       | 
       | Expires: Thu, 28 Jan 2021 14:31:11 GMT
       | 
       | Age: 211
        
         | VWWHFSfQ wrote:
         | looks like pretty standard headers
        
           | phnofive wrote:
           | I think it's the last modified field...
        
         | TonyTrapp wrote:
         | It maybe used to be a Windows executable (or any other platform
         | using the .exe extension), but it probably isn't these days -
         | but of course they cannot simply move the script to a different
         | place because it would break all existing counters.
         | 
         | You can still occasionally see this on some websites with old
         | infrastructure or infrastructure that has grown over the years.
         | For example if you book a train ticket in Germany through
         | Deutsche Bahn, it will go through bin/query.exe!
        
           | netsharc wrote:
           | Your mention of Deutsche Bahn reminds me of how their first
           | online timetable was some guy's email address, he extracted
           | data from their CD-ROM, and created a service that
           | periodically fetched his e-mails, parsed them (the timetable
           | query had to have a particular syntax), processed the routes,
           | and sent replies to the e-mails.
           | 
           | It ran on a (IIRC) 486 in his student apartment.
           | 
           | I wish I could link you to this story, sadly Google nowadays
           | can give you train timetables, but it no longer cares what
           | words you enter in a search query, it just thinks I'm looking
           | for the schedule information of train services around me.
        
           | jaywalk wrote:
           | Judging by the 404 error, I'd say that it's definitely not a
           | Windows executable or anything else.
        
       | fred_is_fred wrote:
       | The pages are conveniently numbered so I can make sure to go
       | through them in order which is nice.
       | 
       | I wonder what the creator of the HTML is up to these days -
       | Robert Moseley.
        
       | fblp wrote:
       | Is this actually an ecommerce site? I can't see a way to buy.
        
         | macspoofing wrote:
         | There's a phone number right on the front page.
        
       | wejick wrote:
       | >make sure you have a broadband connection like DSL or Cable.
       | This file is too large to download from a dial up connection.
       | 
       | Very emphatic, not like today's news portal which plays video
       | automatically.
        
       | tonyedgecombe wrote:
       | Nice work but it Lings Cars beats it hands down:
       | 
       | https://www.lingscars.com/
        
         | dublin wrote:
         | The impressive thing about that one is that it's still alive
         | and working to support a going business that's delivered cars
         | this week!
        
       | amelius wrote:
       | I can see now how Amazon became a thing.
        
       | joemasilotti wrote:
       | It's... so fast! You click a link and BOOM the page loads. Sad
       | that that experience isn't ubiquitous across the web anymore.
        
         | dublin wrote:
         | I can be, if you don't server everything through databases and
         | app servers. Remember that HTML was really designed to work
         | reasonably well in the age of dial-up modems, so it flat
         | screams if you use it correctly.
         | 
         | (Also note that coming from the age before CSS dramatically
         | helps both speed and code complexity - table-based layouts were
         | certainly abused, but they had their advantages, too - and
         | should still almost always be used for _actual_ tabular data!)
         | 
         | Have a look at this, if you want a more modern way to build
         | sites this fast: https://jamstack.org/generators/
        
       | markdown wrote:
       | Today you, tomorrow me.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | jxramos wrote:
       | This part's the best, full page ad chockfull of humor
       | http://www.tamaleking.com/page8.html
        
       | mumblemumble wrote:
       | Are we sure this is from the _early_ '90s?
       | 
       | For reference, CERN released the original Web software to the
       | public in April 1993, HTML tables (which feature prominently on
       | this page) entered the standard toward the end of 1995, and the
       | version of HTML this page uses, 4.0 transitional, was published
       | in December 1997. In short, aside from the embedded YouTube
       | video, this looks more like a late '90s website to me.
       | 
       | For reference, here is an example of what I would expect an early
       | '90s website to look like:
       | http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html
        
         | dang wrote:
         | OK, we can take 'early' out of the title above.
        
         | melomal wrote:
         | Not much action pre-2001:
         | https://web.archive.org/web/2020*/http://www.tamaleking.com/...
         | 
         | But can only get to '96
        
       | whalesalad wrote:
       | One of the best parts about growing up in So Cal was the fact
       | that every once in a while there would be a few girls at school
       | who would have coolers with dozens and dozens of hot homemade
       | Tamale's for sale.
        
         | conductr wrote:
         | Similar to my experience growing up in Houston where it seems
         | everyone has a side hustling abuelita tamale connection.
         | 
         | My parents grew up in suburb of Friendswood and this tamale
         | truck [0] is a local legend. I remember early 80s it was the
         | only thing on this FM road for what seemed like miles in either
         | direction. I think it's 2nd generation owner now but I went by
         | last year and it's still very good.
         | 
         | [0] https://goo.gl/maps/fkMrZPm4S4mHAW68A
        
           | jxramos wrote:
           | every now and then there'd be people hawking tamale's at a
           | store plaza's parking lot by our house. In our house we still
           | repeat the phrase we heard from one of the sellers standing
           | in the dark shadows under a tree in that parking lot saying
           | "tamale, tamale, tamale".
           | 
           | Pretty awesome that tamale truck has a facebook page
           | https://www.facebook.com/hottamales76
        
         | alangibson wrote:
         | We used to buy them from a neighbor every week back in Texas.
         | It was traditional for the older Mexican ladies to get together
         | and make them on the weekends. Making tamales is quite a
         | production, so you have to make a ton in one day and sell them
         | over the week.
        
         | 01100011 wrote:
         | Yep. Every December the tamale lady would show up and sell out
         | of the coolers in the back of her toyota pickup truck in the
         | Ralph's parking lot.
         | 
         | Also you have the Ice Cream or Corn vendors pushing a cart
         | around the neighborhood. I miss SoCal... the traffic sucks but
         | so much else is wonderful.
        
         | mixmastamyk wrote:
         | Did the school allow that? I'm happy they did, but surprised.
        
       | com2kid wrote:
       | What is amazing is the story behind the product,
       | http://www.tamaleking.com/page5.html, and how it really is a case
       | of someone spotting a problem, learning multiple new specialized
       | skills to create a solution, patenting that solution, and then
       | making a living off of the invention.
       | 
       | People criticize the patent system in regards to software, but it
       | has been reliably driving progress in meat space for a long time!
        
       | eggfriedrice wrote:
       | What I like most about this is that the site didn't fall over
       | from the HN hug of death.
       | 
       | I assume it must be their massively scalable Kubernetes + NoSQL
       | DB + CDN infrastructure.
        
         | soared wrote:
         | I mean yeah, plain html/css scales well for any site that just
         | exists to serve a couple lines of text and images. I can't
         | think of a single site (outside of maybe craigslist) that can
         | get by with that functionality today.
         | 
         | Newspaper sites are the obvious example you'd think of... but
         | they need comments, advertising (or login functionality),
         | moderation tools, etc.
        
         | stickfigure wrote:
         | In fairness, the hard part is scaling redundant HA phone
         | operators. I'm sure between twilio, deep learning, and GPT3
         | they have the problem almost solved.
         | 
         | Riiing. _Hi, I 'd like to order tamale maker TK156._
         | 
         |  _No problem! Where in Tokelau would you like us to send 156
         | tamales?_
        
       | subpixel wrote:
       | They ought to sell t-shirts, I'd buy one.
        
         | avs733 wrote:
         | a t-shirt about the product they sell or the nuclear bombproof
         | ecommerce infrastructure they created on a Pentium 1?
        
       | Igelau wrote:
       | 1) It looks totally fine on mobile.
       | 
       | 2) I want to hug that VCR gif like a long-lost friend.
       | 
       | 3) I really want a tamale from this food truck looking gizmo.
        
       | optimalsolver wrote:
       | Obligatory: The official site for the 1996 film Space Jam is
       | still up:
       | 
       | https://www.spacejam.com/
        
         | clawlor wrote:
         | Dead at the moment. Tamale King 1, space ballers 0.
        
       | heyflyguy wrote:
       | the icing is the aol email!
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | Igelau wrote:
         | I literally cheered when I saw that.
        
       | tomcam wrote:
       | Lightning fast. Does the job.
        
       | jascii wrote:
       | I am currently hosting a website that has been around in pretty
       | much the same form since the 1990's:
       | http://www.marinerkayaks.com/
       | (https://web.archive.org/web/19991013075202/http://www.marine...)
       | When their previous host crapped out, I had to recreate it from a
       | combination of crappy old wysiwyg tool files and archive.org
       | snapshots.
       | 
       | I'm glad I get to do it, it is an important part of our
       | communities history and the "stolen kayak spreadsheet" still gets
       | updated...
        
       | mariocesar wrote:
       | I saw the site, read the whole page. and I want to buy it. Good
       | marketing.
        
       | sharker8 wrote:
       | Way cool, with javascript! Ad_status.js, remote.js, and
       | cast_sender.js!
        
       | jascii wrote:
       | archive.org's first snapshot is from June 2001:
       | https://web.archive.org/web/20010607155325/http://www.tamale...
       | The public wayback machine started in 2001, however, they started
       | archiving in 1996: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayback_Machine
        
       | crabmusket wrote:
       | Fast, clean, and so easy to navigate thanks to hyperlinked CTAs
       | like "DOWNLOAD" and "ENTER HERE!"
       | 
       | It's perfect.
        
         | MayeulC wrote:
         | I also appreciate that it is considerate of its customers'
         | Internet connection:
         | 
         | > This is the complete video. This is a large file, make sure
         | you have a broadband connection like DSL or Cable.
         | 
         | > This file is too large to download from a dial up connection.
         | 
         | (The file itself is indicated as being 30MB)
         | 
         | Also, this site is on the fastest side of the Internet, despite
         | seemingly calling an exe each time, as per other comments.
        
       | alangibson wrote:
       | I wonder if the company still exists. I'm seriously considering
       | trying to get one. I'd kill for some tamales, but I never make
       | them because it's an insane amount of work.
        
         | seryoiupfurds wrote:
         | This page has a scanned price list from October 2019.
         | 
         | http://www.tamaleking.com/page4.html
        
         | jascii wrote:
         | Back before the pandemic we would have tamale making parties,
         | hang out with friends, make tamales, drink, eat tamales! That
         | was a lot of fun!
        
       | TonyTrapp wrote:
       | Hot tamale, you say? :-) http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/hot-
       | tamales-animated-music-vid...
        
       | geocrasher wrote:
       | Three points:
       | 
       | 1) No optimization, no problem. Plain static HTML needs nothing
       | more than maybe some basic caching. Apache hardly even knows it's
       | there.
       | 
       | 2) Why is this such a lost art? Why do we tell people to go learn
       | full stack development when HTML can do the job quite well? Are
       | we trying to compensate poor marketing skills by adding whiz bang
       | buzzword bingo technologies?
       | 
       | 3) If you are now hungry for Tamales, and I know you are, Costco
       | (in the US) has great tamales in the refrigerated section near
       | the pastas and sausages. They are muy bueno :)
        
         | twic wrote:
         | What is a tamale? It's some sort of steamed maize doughnut?
        
           | dicroce wrote:
           | Its not sweet (usually)... It is steamed though, and
           | generally filled with some kind of yummy meat. For some
           | reason, I grew up eating them with scrambled eggs so that's
           | how I like em.
        
       | geocrasher wrote:
       | The tale of how this guy became the "Tamale King" is
       | fantastically written, funny, and interesting.
       | 
       | http://www.tamaleking.com/page5.html
        
         | twic wrote:
         | Seconded, this is a hell of a read. The guy's mother is the
         | real hero.
         | 
         | EDIT This is a perfect example of the Hero's Journey [1]
         | 
         | Call to adventure: the kid selling tamales in the bar
         | 
         | Supernatural aid: his mother
         | 
         | The threshold: calling round the various suppliers
         | 
         | Challenges and temptations: making the tamales by hand
         | 
         | Revelation: he conceives the machine
         | 
         | Transformation: hiring the machinists, perfecting the machine
         | 
         | Atonement with the father: the patent attorney?!
         | 
         | Return: throwing the Cinco de Mayo party
         | 
         | Perfect, i tell you!
         | 
         | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero%27s_journey
        
       | ConceptJunkie wrote:
       | I would totally love to be able to buy those spices and
       | seasonings, even at prices adjusted for inflation.
        
       | rkuzsma wrote:
       | For fun, I built a search experience for their product catalog
       | using App Search this morning. https://agitated-
       | heyrovsky-08b108.netlify.app/
        
       | arkitaip wrote:
       | This is one of the best landing pages ever because it sells the
       | products with minimal UI, and decades after its inception, it
       | renders perfectly fine.
        
         | Kaibeezy wrote:
         | I like this one even better and I think many of you will too. I
         | refuse to close the tab just so I can look at it once in a
         | while. It makes me smile. I might buy some tiny trees and a
         | Hornby Peckett 614.
         | 
         | https://www.newmodellersshop.co.uk/
        
           | ivanche wrote:
           | And it's fully responsive!
        
           | arkitaip wrote:
           | Amazing. Thanks for the link dude!
        
         | fullstop wrote:
         | http://www.tamaleking.com/page2.html is very improperly
         | formatted.
        
       | ArtWomb wrote:
       | FREE VHS ;)
       | 
       | I take a lot of design inspo from this twitter bot that randomly
       | chooses web archive screengrabs. Indeed, the free video offer
       | seems to be a huge distribution trend circa 1996!
       | 
       | https://twitter.com/wayback_exe/
       | 
       | One site I recently stumbled upon from that golden era is the
       | UofM's Geometry Center. Static content still displays. But
       | interactive Java applet support in modern browsers is an issue.
       | 
       | http://www.geom.uiuc.edu/
        
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