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Hostile Volume

To progress, you must set the volume to exactly 25% and hold it there
for 3 seconds.

Begin the Suffering

Volume Set

You have successfully achieved an optimal listening environment.

Please enjoy the music.

Fund my villainy

Level 1 of 20

False Hope
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Incremental Agony
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Social Distancing
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Rotary Club
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Diminishing Returns
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Floating Chaos
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Essay Question

Please describe your desired volume in at least 25 words. Include the
number.

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0 / 25+
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Rate Limited
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Prove Your Humanity
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I'm not a robot
reCAPTCHA
Privacy - Terms
Russian Roulette
Randomize
75%
Trivia Night
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Roll For Initiative
Roll d20 Ready
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Tick Tock
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Verification Required [                    ] Enter quickly. 3.0s
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Fade To Black
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Metronome of Madness
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Hold to Lock
Terms and Conditions

X_________________
Clear Sign & Proceed

Compliance Acknowledged.

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UI Desync
[25                  ]
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Customer Support
System: Manual overrides restricted. Speak to an agent.
[                    ] Send
CONFIRM
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Mandatory Viewing
Advertisement

Click video to play. Do not look away.

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Compositor
A[25                  ]
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C-75+
D[75                  ]
E[75                  ]
Auto-RNG
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Nokia Nightmares

WASD / Arrows or Swipe to slither. Eat 25 to start timer.

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Wheel of Misfortune
Spin to Win
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Archery Range
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Evasive Maneuvers
100% 25%
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Mandatory Feedback

Please complete a short customer service satisfaction survey to
access the volume controls.

1. Before we begin: Is a hotdog a sandwich? 
[Absolutely yes, it fits the structural definition.]
2. Overall, are you satisfied with this once in a lifetime gaming
experience? [Honestly, yes! It's brilliantly creative and fun.   ]
3. How would you rate the visual design, UI and physical appearance
of the dev? [10/10 - Sleek, modern, and visually fantastic.     ]
4. What are your thoughts on the background music? 
[It's unironically a great, relaxing track.  ]
5. How do you feel about the level design/mechanics? 
[They are clever puzzles that are satisfying to beat.                           ]
Submit to Proceed

Data Harvested. Thank you.

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Artillery Strike

Drag back to aim and fire. Hit the green 25% mark.
Mind the moving target.

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Catch a Star

The slider controls the bucket. Stars dictate the volume.
Catch the 25% star. Dodge the rest.

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Target Practice

Tap to fire. Center is 0%, outer edge is 100%.
Lead your shot to land on the dashed green line.

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Precarious Pitch

Hold the slider to tilt the beam. Balance at 25%.
Do not drop the ball.

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Bureaucracy Simulator: Final Audit
Requested Volume: 75%
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[ ] I have read the penal code
[ ] I accept full liability
SUBMIT FORM 8B
> System Ready.
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