https://www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/

Cards Against Humanity Gives You Your Fucking Money Back

As you might have heard, Donald Trump loves tariffs. He doesn't ask,
he just tariffs. When you're the President, they let you do it.

In a rare example of the American government still kind of
functioning, the Supreme Court has finally declared--after waiting a
year for no reason--that Donald Trump's obviously illegal tariffs are
obviously illegal.

But it's too late for you. You already overpaid for everything,
because America's big retailers passed over 90% of their tariff costs
onto you, their customers, by marking everything up. So if you bought
Cards Against Humanity stuff from them over the last year, you likely
got fucked.

Now, Corporate America's preeminent dipshits and douchebags are all
lining up to get their tariff refunds from the government. Something
like $200 billion in total. And let's be real: they're keeping that
money for themselves. But not Cards Against Humanity. We're going to
give you your fucking money back.

If you overpaid for one of our games, click the button below and fill
out the form. Then, when the Trump Administration gives us our tariff
refund, we won't keep it: we'll give 100% of the money back to you,
our loyal customers, who actually make our business possible.

Love,

Cards Against Humanity

Get Your Fucking Money Back

Frequently Asked Questions

  * I overpaid at a store for a Cards Against Humanity thing. How do
    I get my money back?

    Click the button on this website and fill out the form, which
    includes uploading some kind of proof that you overpaid (like a
    receipt). Once the government pays us back, we'll pay all of you
    back in the order you signed up. We'll keep going until we've
    paid 100% of our tariff refund back to our customers.

  * I don't have proof, but I'm pretty sure I overpaid.

    Hot tip: fill out the form anyway. People with proof will get
    first dibs, but there could still be money left for you.

  * I bought my Cards Against Humanity stuff directly from you or on
    Amazon. Did I overpay?

    No! In that case you didn't overpay, because we never raised our
    own fucking prices and we absorbed the cost of the tariffs
    ourselves. (Also, one thing we made last year was exempt).

  * When will I get my money back?

    As soon as the Trump Administration refunds the illegal tariffs
    they illegally forced us to pay, we'll give you your money back.
    Unfortunately, not even God Himself knows how long that will
    take.

  * Do you think the government will pay interest?

    lol

  * What if they never refund the tariffs?

    Don't worry: Donald Trump always pays his bills.

  * Did the family of US Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick--an
    architect of the tariffs and Jeffrey Epstein's good buddy--pay
    American companies 25 cents on the dollar to acquire the rights
    to receive their tariff refunds? And now that those refunds are
    actually happening, does Lutnick stand to make a shitload of
    money from insider government information, in one of the most
    profound and flagrant acts of corruption in the 21st century?

    Yup.

  * Why isn't every company in America doing this?

    Great question! You should ask them.