https://bofh.bjash.com/ The Bastard Operator From Hell The Complete WWW Edition. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Warning: This site contains adult themes, violence, profanities, and other such fun stuff. If it bothers you, just don't read it. ---------------------------------- The Original Bastard Menu From Hell The electronic rights of the original BOFH are owned by DATAMATION magazine. All other rights are retained by Simon Travaglia. * Genesis (Striped Irregular Bucket #1) * The Birth of BOFH - Striped Irregular Bucket #5 * Still Birthing the Bastard Operator.. (Bored #3) * The Bastard Operator From Hell #1 * BOFH #2 * BOFH #3 * BOFH #4 * BOFH #5 * BOFH #6 * BOFH #7 * BOFH #8 * BOFH #9 * BOFH #10 * BOFH #11 * BOFH #12 * BOFH #13 * The Bastard System Manager From Hell #1 * The Bastard System Manager From Hell #2 * BOFH #14 * BOFH #15 * The Bastard Operator From Britain #1 * The Bastard Operator From Britain #2 * The Last Bastard Operator From Hell But wait there's more!!! * The Bastard returns briefly * The Bastard is back * The Bastard goes to the Trade Show * The Bastard's still about * ...The Bastard Celebrates Christmas 95... * The PreHistory of BOFH / The BOFH FAQ ---------------------------------- The New Bastard Menu From Hell The electronic rights of the new BOFH are owned by NETWORK WEEK magazine. All other rights are retained by Simon Travaglia. * The B.O.F.H. is back ... * The B.O.F.H. trips up ... * The B.O.F.H. gives advice ... * The B.O.F.H. gets a non-PC ... * The B.O.F.H. is on a buying mission ... * The B.O.F.H. wreaks his revenge ... * The B.O.F.H. gets a new boss ... * The B.O.F.H. defines his territory ... * The B.O.F.H. and 'budget contstraints' ... * The B.O.F.H. and the 'C' word ... * The B.O.F.H. and the engineer ... * The B.O.F.H. seeks sweet revenge ... * The B.O.F.H. retaliates ... * The B.O.F.H. and the wheelchair ... * The B.O.F.H. spreads peace and good will ... * The B.O.F.H. sees in the New Year ... * The B.O.F.H. has an appraisal ... * The B.O.F.H. educates a PFY ... * The B.O.F.H. almost meets his match ... * The B.O.F.H., the user and the printer ... * The B.O.F.H. and the salesman ... * The B.O.F.H., the boss and the bribe ... * The B.O.F.H. and the ioniser ... * The B.O.F.H. and the cruise control ... * The B.O.F.H.'s Black Wednesday ... * The B.O.F.H. seeks more revenge ... * The B.O.F.H. has a counselling session ... * The B.O.F.H.'s boss has an 'accident' ... * The B.O.F.H. wants to re-cable ... * The B.O.F.H. does some Future Planning ... * The B.O.F.H. averts a takeover ... * The B.O.F.H. meets an unexpected guest ... * The B.O.F.H. and the CEO's pet project ... * The B.O.F.H. and the PFY's raise ... * The B.O.F.H. puts in for an award ... * The B.O.F.H. wins the day in France ... * The B.O.F.H. joins an agency ... * The B.O.F.H. plays safe ... * The B.O.F.H. suffers from phone trouble ... * The B.O.F.H. has heated exchange with the boss ... * The B.O.F.H. becomes a contract killer ... * The B.O.F.H. explains, dummies don't grow on trees ... * The B.O.F.H. attempts some artistic expenses ... * The B.O.F.H. puts a price tag on user access ... * The B.O.F.H. puts in a day on the helpdesk ... * The B.O.F.H. and his pimply sidekick spread their network of misery ... * The B.O.F.H. brings the anoraks back to earth ... * The B.O.F.H. avoids a team-building weekend ... * The PFY battles it out with the B.O.F.H. ... * Beancounter central takes vehement action ... * The B.O.F.H. bides his time to unravel a mess ... * Don't let the Boss set up a network ... * Infiltration of the e-mail system ... * The B.O.F.H. engages in some underhand practices ... * Ever tempted to play computer games at work? * Encryption is forced on the Bastard ... * The PFY falls under a spell ... * Where do you find a new PFY when you want one? The Bastard '97 * A visit from the auditors ... * A little light fraud ... * The bean counters try to get sneaky ... * The B.O.F.H. masters the world of personalisation ... * The Boss gets all safety-minded ... * The B.O.F.H. puts in a week on the Helldesk ... * The B.O.F.H. won't 'wear' the Boss's ideas ... * The B.O.F.H. is labelled Politically Unsound ... * The B.O.F.H. and PFY go on some site visits ... * The B.O.F.H. and PFY help sort out a rival's PSIC problems ... * The B.O.F.H. wins an award from his peer group ... * It really hits the fan as the tables turn ... * The Bastard puts his newest protege though a rather nasty baptism ... * Who said management was easy? ... * A burnt server gets things off to a good start ... * The Bastard goes along to do some, err ... research ... * The Bastard Operator From Hell is off to the movies ... * The PFY is hardly the life and soul ... * Members of the new stripy shirt brigade are full of beans and raring to go ... * Local culinary delights with the Bastard ... * The Bastard Operator From Hell and the Paintball session ... * The PFY takes the 'how to be a Bastard Operator From Hell' test ... * The B.O.F.H. is given lessons in how to be a shiny happy IT manager ... * A little sabotage is in the offing ... * The B.O.F.H. goes on a trade show outing ... * The PFY is forced to dip into the favour bank ... * The disaster recovery budget proves to be a sore point ... * The PFY has accumulated a number of complaints in his new role ... * The boss tries to out-bastard the Bastard ... * The boss tries to oust the BOFH and the PFY again ... * The PFY shows compassion to a user ... * The PFY comes to the rescue with a cunning plan ... * The scent of restructuring is in the air ... * A run-in with the company cafeteria leaves the BOFH porcelain bound ... * The boss has been 'encouraged' to relocate to Tonga ... * The new boss discovers that sometimes learning can be painful ... * The Bastard takes a trip out of town ... * While the Bastard's away ... * The BOFH and the new purchasing system ... * The BOFH in the season of Good Will ... The Bastard '98 * The BOFH is visited by the ghost of Christmas past ... * There is still love and compassion in the world of network management ... * A visitor from the past is impressed by modern standards of bastardly behaviour ... * How a career in modelling leads to an executive position ... * The boss needs to track down two mysterious contractors ... * The BOFH shows corporate spirit in a team-building event ... * The BOFH stays cool while a stocktaking session gets hot ... * The BOFH Has a cunning plan to knock the helldesk down to size ... * Shape up or face budget cuts - what will the BOFH do? * The users are away from the office... and the BOFH and PFY miss them? * While the PFY plays Tunnel-Monkey, the BOFH has other fish to fry ... * The presence of the company architect inspires a bit of bastardly trickery ... * Why would anyone leave the BOFH and the PFY out of games day? * A US buyout results in a visit stateside and plenty of new kit...all expensives paid * Translating engineer excuses into non-fiction can be a difficult task ... * The boss and the PFY both suffer from computer acronym dependence ... * The PFY is displaying signs of geekism. Can he be saved? * The BOFH explains his new 'Management Stack Theory' to the PFY ... * A turncoat beancounter and a computing audit get in the way ... * There's nothing better than a contractor still wet behind the ears ... * There's nothing the BOFH and PFY love more than a challenge ... * A spot of humiliation serves the Boss right ... * The millennium bomb has nothing on BOFH s boss on the strength of just one pint ... * The BOFH is on course for some tequila in the sun ... * The BOFH volunteers to man the Helldesk to escape the boredom of routine ... * Will the BOFH use Roboboss again in this year's gladiatorial clash with the R&D boys? * While the PFY's holding a torch for Carole, someone's torching the Welsh office ... * The BOFH and PFY attend a 'bored' meeting ... * The building is repainted in the lurid colour scheme of 'Teletubby Land' ... * The disappearing telecomms manager, his lawnmower and his 'grass-widow' ... * The BOFH steps in to help with a staff identity crisis ... * Making a bit on the side by renting out "surplus" desktop capacity ... * Hypochondria in the office is all the rage, but when a psychiatrist is called in it's only a means to an end ... * The BOFH comes to grips with the remote working boom ... * The BOFH and the PFY are asked to account for their time ... * The BOFH is feeling the worse for wear after messing with the teatime continuum ... * Try telling a hospitalised boss why safety procedures have been ignored ... * The BOFH is not conned by a bogus computer range ... * It's not just the BOFH who thinks the boss's credit card'll do nicely ... * The eye on the wall has seen all - it's time for desperate measures ... * The BOFH can't resist the cry for help from a fellow bastard in Wales ... * Free association has its dangers in the company therapy sessions ... * The BOFH leaves the boss shell-shocked with a Minesweeper depth-charge ... * The music-loving BOFH sends the boss a message - load and clear * There's a new Bastard in town ... * The Bastard's devised a handy new utility called the BSD ... 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