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HypChain

The world's first completely hypothetical blockchain (hypothetically
speaking)

Hypothetically trusted by these fine companies

  * 
      + Enron
      + Panam
      + FTX
  * 
      + Cambridge Analytica
      + Theranos
      + Pioneer Aviation

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Infinite scalability powered by
Proof-of-Nothing technology.

HypChain's "no promises" architecture neatly sidesteps hard problems
like achieving consensus, unlocking unprecedented hypothetical
performance.

Instant

HypChain operates at faster-than-light speeds, enabling transactions
to settle before they have even occurred.

Feeless

Fees are for suckers. If that's you, please send your fees to bitcoin
wallet bc1qapsvmcclrqr4yazzfzr667e4le4f7825q274mn and I will send you
back twice as much!!

Decentralized

HypChain is distributed across humanity's collective unconscious.
It's everywhere, and nowhere. It's inside of you right now.

Trustless

There is nothing to trust. We are not responsible for anything. You
are on your own.

HypChain operates at faster-than-light speeds, enabling transactions
to settle before they have even occurred.

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Fees are for suckers. If that's you, please send your fees to bitcoin
wallet bc1qapsvmcclrqr4yazzfzr667e4le4f7825q274mn and I will send you
back twice as much!!

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HypChain is distributed across humanity's collective unconscious.
It's everywhere, and nowhere. It's inside of you right now.

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There is nothing to trust. We are not responsible for anything. You
are on your own.

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The premier purpose-built futility coin

Traditionally, it takes time for an investment's worthlessness to
become apparent. HypCoin is different: it's obviously worthless from
the start. This is key to HypChain's unique efficiency.

Zero-Knowledge

Prove your lack of knowledge.

ZK technology has been around for a while, but we're confident you
don't actually know what it is. Neither do we. That's true
zero-knowledge.

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Rull Good Security

Never feel insecure again.

HypCoin holders have a certain swagger. People might call your gait
"jaunty" or some similarly fun word. At least, hypothetically they
could.

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Smart Contracts

Very popular these days.

It seems like everyone's doing them now. We could be, too! There's
nothing physically preventing it, anyway.

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Zero-Knowledge

Prove your lack of knowledge.

ZK technology has been around for a while, but we're confident you
don't actually know what it is. Neither do we. That's true
zero-knowledge.

Rull Good Security

Never feel insecure again.

HypCoin holders have a certain swagger. People might call your gait
"jaunty" or some similarly fun word. At least, hypothetically they
could.

Smart Contracts

Very popular these days.

It seems like everyone's doing them now. We could be, too! There's
nothing physically preventing it, anyway.

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Beat the pants off your competition.

They'll never see it coming. You can't see hypothetical things
because that's impossible. Your competition will be lying there,
pantsless, shivering, wondering to themselves "how did this happen?"

Get your first HypCoin

Hypothetically used by millions.

It's completely possible that billions or even trillions of people
have used the HypChain. We really have no way of knowing. Here are
some things they could have potentially said:

  * 
      + 
            If you think about it, dollars are pretty hypothetical
            too.

        Christopher G. Cavoli
        Supreme Allied Commander of the HypChain Army
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      + 
            If Pioneer Aviation is on board, I am too!

        Frank Burns
        Fink
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  * 
      + 
            There's no way this is a scam. I'm in.

        Condoleezza Rice
        Artist-in-Residence at RAND Corporation
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      + 
            I officially endorse this very good product, I think.

        Zach Latta
        Founder of Hack Club
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  * 
      + 
            Damn, why didn't I think of this?

        Sam Bankman-Fried
        Visionary
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      + 
            Who are you? How did you get in my house?

        Steve Jobs
        Pretending to be dead
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On our transparent exchange
the prices are invisible

That's what transparency means. Here are some numbers you could
hypothetically pay, if you wanted to.

A Small Number

A pathetic, paltry sum.

$9

Buy HypCoin

A Medium Number

You can do better.

$15

Buy HypCoin

A BIG NUMBER

Still too low but w/e

$3900

Buy HypCoin
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Purchase HypCoin now!

To purchase any quantity of HypCoin, send 0.01BTC to the address
below. Your HypCoin will be instantly transferred to your wallet!

HypCoin Address

Purchase Address: bc1qapsvmcclrqr4yazzfzr667e4le4f7825q274mn

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