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You don't know it now, but it will cost you $350,000 173 comment bubble on white You'd think tech support people would stick together ... icon Simon Sharwood Fri 11 Nov 2022 // 08:34 UTC # On Call Welcome again to On-Call, The Register's Friday frolic through readers' memories of support jobs that had odd endings. This week, meet "Larry," who once worked for a company that we won't name. Just understand that this firm is a big name in the business IT world. You don't need to have the powers of a seer to figure this one out. Larry was running a project to replace the laptops in an entire division of 500 staff, and decided to split the deal between two PC makers. [storage] Users were mostly happy with their shiny new laptops, but one user brought theirs to Larry to report it wasn't working. This machine - well and truly still under warranty - was making the kind of noises that suggested a storage drive had died. [storage] [storage] Larry verified that problem, and called the laptop vendor to request a replacement. Seeing as Larry worked for a very, very, big software company, he was a very, very, big client for the laptop-maker. He therefore called the help line for customers of that status and was connected to a support person. [storage] "Immediately they gave me attitude and accused me of faking the error so I could get a new drive!" Larry lamented. Justifiably miffed, Larry asked to speak to the manager. The support chap hung up instead. * Hot, sweaty builders hosed a server - literally - leaving support with an all-night RAID repair job * No, I will not pay the bill. Why? Because we pay you to fix things, not break them * To make this computer work, users had to press a button. Why didn't it work? Guess * No, working in IT does not mean you can fix anything with a soldering iron Larry called back, demanded to speak to the manager - successfully this time - and suggested his staff could be a little more polite. "Instead of listening to me, the manager defended his rude staff member and proceeded to yell at me," Larry recalled. [storage] The details of what happened next are not entirely clear, because Larry's dander was up. He slammed his door, and his call with the laptop-maker's support manager became a shouting match. By the time the call ended, Larry was fuming. He called the company's sales representative and cancelled the remaining order. "This wasn't a dozen machines, or maybe a couple of dozen. This was 350 laptops in total, at $1,000 a piece - not counting peripherals, docking stations, bags, and other doodads the company ordered depending upon the department and seniority." The sales rep begged Larry to come back. But he didn't. 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