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New Age Bullshit Generator

Namaste. Do you want to sell a New Age product and/or service? Tired
of coming up with meaningless copy for your starry-eyed customers?
Want to join the ranks of bestselling self-help authors? We can help.

Just click and the truth will manifest

Click the Reionize electrons button at the top of the page to
generate a full page of New Age poppycock.

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The inspiration for this idea came from watching philosophy debates
involving Deepak Chopra.

After sitting through hours of New Age rhetoric, I decided to have a
crack at writing code to generate it automatically and speed things
up a bit. I cobbled together a list of New Age buzzwords and cliche
sentence patterns and this is the result.

    You'll get some profound-sounding nonsense here, too.

So, what is this for? Put it on your website as placeholder text.
Print it out as a speech for your yoga class and see if anyone can
guess a computer wrote it. Use it to write the hottest new bestseller
in the self-help section, or give false hope to depressed friends and
family members.

 
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